Guys Rank Girls by Rizz | Hasanabi Reacts to Jubilee
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- Опубликовано: 13 июл 2023
- Hasan reacts to this hilarious Jubilee video where guys rank girls by their rizz, and we even see the fantastic return of everyone's favorite rizzler, Nut!
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Hey everyone, it's been a while since we've had a fun Jubilee react, so I hope you enjoy this one :)
For anyone wanting to see the previous video where Girls Rank Guys' Rizz: ruclips.net/video/22alIyoFZZk/видео.html
Is he not subbed to their channel?
It felt like most of the dudes took over and tried to rizz due to being too excited 😂
It felt like Nut was the only one actually taking the girl for a challenge, the other girls didn't need to rizz up the guys since they were flirting from the moment the girl said their names hahaa
habit
Them brothers are thirsty, except for nut, nut is always chillin
😂😂😂😂
Yeah, I hated that the guys took over.
hasan changing the definition of girl rizz every 3 minutes
He must be learning so much
rizz is literally just asking questions about the other person, joking with them a bit, and making them feel good about themselves. like, the main goal is to try to make them smile and have a good time
I had no idea how to speak to ANYONE when I was younger so I studied what other people did and watched a bunch of "social" guides so now I'm like a king at small talk and breaking the ice lol. I got like zero fear of speaking to people I don't know so that helps a lot.
And having confidence
@@Johan-di6md what would you recommend to someone who struggles with small talk and breaking the ice?
thank you because i never heard that word i was so lost
Girls don't NEED rizz but we can still have it
Good God, woman, you’ve just yanked every incel antenna that comes within a country mile of this comment section.
In other words, true!
@Ellie_Was_Taken you're hella wrong lol. Well, insofar as men also don't *NEED* it.
Personality can turn a 5 into a 7, or a 9 down to a 4 😂.
@@blaximum men need rizz if they don't intend to die virgins lmao you have to be impressive as a man
@@AnarquiaCookbook disagree. No one truly needs it, but anyone can benefit from it. You could just settle for being normal and you'll be successful. Not as successful as you'd be with the gift of gab, but not everyone has it. Trying to force it has the opposite intended effect.
@@blaximum let's be real, nobody wants to be with a normal dude.
I absolutely love Nut. He’s like the perfect vibe of guy. Lol
True, I love his personality.
As someone who was friends with a lot of pretty but shy/neurodivergent/academic girls growing up, girls definitely DO need rizz. Guys who think we don't either don't have many female friends or are only friends with girls with rizz like Hasan.
I've never seen Hasan be friends with a girl like my friends growing up who are awkward and weird in a non-cute way.
edit: nvm he took it back
Shy/ND/academic girl here. You’re right, I had zero rizz. A ton of guys hit on me though, and I got married to a sweet guy I met in college. I asked him out and then asked him to marry me. So it turns out we don’t even need rizz
Bruh what you are referring to is the basic ability to hold a conversation. Stephen Hawking when he was alive was still able to hold a conversation. The bar is extremely low. Rizz is basically the ability to facilitate a conversation with somebody you don't know successfully. The vast majority of straight women when it comes to romantic stuff don't know how to approach straight dudes because the patriarchy makes it so that you really don't need to. When you are a girl why would need to try hard to be original on a dating app when all you need to do is post a selfie if you are an 8/10? Girls literally get flooded with hundreds of messages the first hour they open an account. A guy that could've been a really interesting guy who studied Jaguarundis in northern Mexico and has a world record will end up with zero mentions. Girls just need to have more rizz than a wet towel
You said they are pretty. If they are pretty (and most women are pretty) then they will be approached regardless of shyness so they don't need rizz. Men are not turned off by shyness/neurodivergence/academic/awkward/weird as long as you have the looks. On the other hand, most (not all) women are turned off by shyness (aka lack of confidence)
@@darkhorse381 Have you ever been a rizzless neurodivergent girl? Because you don't know what you're talking about
Yes for straight relationships but when I date girls I’m less looking for signs of a serial killer and more trying to not to look silly lmao
Also figuring out if "you're hot" is meant in a platonic way 😂😢
Because guys have zero security in their sexuality, “you’re hot” is either sarcastic-gay, actually gay, fake-gay but I’m actually gay, fake-gay but I’m not gay
I liked how it stayed wholesome the entire time
I had to put my phone down & look away from 2nd hand embarrassment when the dress woman latched onto mojitos & wouldn't let go
"I am no longer perceived as sexy, I think." This man is DELUSIONAL
Imagine being Hasan, having hundreds of women in chat simping over your appearance daily (especially on Leftovers; that audience is so horny) and still thinking you're not sexy
Women can totally still have "rizz" to the extent possible given that it's not a real thing, but women aren't incentivised to approach men with "rizz" under the patriarchy to the same extent they are attempted to be "rizzed up", bc the patriarchy objectifies women much more than men. The goal is to have normal human interactions where people like being around each other, which could be called rizz I guess, but that seems like forcing the term to fit the nearest real thing
Even if you removed every construct associated with patriarchy, this particular topic wouldn't change. Women are pursued and men are the pursuers. That's just how it works when you're a hairless ape.
Lol muh patriarchy, most men are attracted to most women so they get approached a lot. Women are only attracted to a very small percentage of men so they don't approach as often, pls tell me how the patriarchy makes it so that women approach taller and wealthier men on average more
Has nothing to do with patriarchy.
Or not direct enough.
It's just that women are more desirable to men than in reverse.
@@ayoCCyou just used a stereotype about women, a stereotype created by the patriarchy, to try and argue why patriarchy has nothing to do with the situation. Definitely a podcaster bro moment.
@@snugglebuns6193 sexual selection is a thing?
The guys: Girls don’t have rizz they never approach us
Also the guys: I don’t trust her if she approaches me too confidently because she might be doing it to other guys
im an actively outgoing person and im funny as fuck B) and guys often dont like that. the same things appreciated IN guys are often not appreciated BY guys. there's even a study where men who say they like funny women mean they like women who laugh at their jokes. their idea of a funny woman is one who thinks THEIR sense of humor is good. and women who are in groups of only women are also proven to joke more - that is, we're aware that many guys dont like feeling less funny than a woman and want to just be given attention, so the way women talk to/around men is very different from how they talk around women (assuming they are trying to attract that man). women have rizz, but a womans rizz in heteronormative society is being able to believably go "waaaow you are SO funny hahaha" so that the guy feels cool.
That sucks tbh, i would appreciate a lot if women can be more active in rizzing up guys as i'm not an outgoing guy myself, and in Asia, we expect the guys would make the first move and we laugh, even ridicule if the guys are the one who got approached by girls instead
Nut really has a 00's michael cera vibe about him like how he talks and acts sjkgfdjks
Girl rizz just equals making the guy feel as if he did something good, kinda like when the one girl pretended to give him her number and then he went and dabbed his guys as if he was the one who did something
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Will and hassan are NOT AT ALL like fresh and fit! they would never make a podcast and invite people who spend 100% of their time at bars (Austin)
Couple chatters mentioned it to some degree, especially for bi gals or guys or especially in the transgender community, there are lesbian or dom gals that def have rizz.
The difference is with societal expectations of what binary genders are supposed to do to court in a heterosexual relationship not working for everyone who doesn’t fit the mold.
Ya “studs” have rizz. But it’s easier because they get away with a lot more than a man will. Women are generally at ease dealing with other women. As a guy I have to make sure you aren’t terrified first 😂
Honestly most based comment
@@GawdTybig factos
Girl on girl ain’t the same tightrope by any means
a height difference of like a foot alone makes u so much more imposing lmao
@@FMDedits ya it’s rough at first I’m 6’1 and sound like James earl jones. So when I say I see the terror in someone’s eyes it kinda hurts but I understand. 😂😂😂 Atleast they relax once they realize I’m nice.
the conclusion this has given me is that cishet men need to get rizzed more often. so they'll chill a little maybe.
CTE Rizz had me dead💀💀
“I’m so glad she’s doing this” *practically pulling hairs out of his head*
Girls absolutely do have to have rizz if they like smart, funny guys. These types don't go for boring.
She really said smoking a J 🤣🤣 shawty got that 1940s RIZZ
Thank you for putting out this video!! I was so looking forward to a part 2 of the boy’s version
All this commentary feels so unapplicable for most people who don't only meet people at bars. These kinds of interactions are the only time rizz would exist, it would never be relevant in most circumstances. I don't like how bars are portrayed as the only way people can meet
The entire discourse around “rizz” is basically a meme, especially as far as Hasan is concerned. The amount of time he has to dedicate, with both humor and the earnest patience of a saint in equal measure, to how silly the entire notion is each time content like this rolls around is as unsurprising as it is relentlessly disappointing.
He’s spent years now pointing out the obvious: cishet men in particular “rizz” basically amounts to grooming, self-confidence, and just not being a fucking weirdo. Despite the bar for het femmes being in _hell_ it’s still stupidly high for too many men, including - frustratingly - folks in his own community.
Long way of saying you’re absolutely right, but meeting folks in bars has been so thoroughly beaten into everyone’s heads that it’s _the_ discourse. The tragedy being that basically everyone realizes how fruitless and superficial it is except, of course, for the desperate customers of professional, ah, rizzlers.
@@wafflepoet5437skill issue for you HAHAHAHA
@@wafflepoet5437I think people are overcomplicating it
Rizz is simply just how smooth you are. Usually using canned, cheesy pickup lines means youre not smooth, aka no rizz
@@sicko7315it's ok anime pfp, you different we understand and accept you.
Nut is back!
only hasan would turn this into a 50 min video from pure distraction
Hanukkah with Nut sounds so lit
hasan? not sexy? in 2023? are we looking at the same person?
hes too old to have rizz
26:29 Nah I'm with Hasan 💀
29:04 I CALLED IT! SHE SCARING THE HOMIES!!!
I fully disagree with the cosplay girl’s ranking cause i feel like that interaction was kinda empty and they were just sniffing each other. Personally I felt that was awkward. And the guy was putting more rizz onto her than she put onto him. But idk maybe men like that. I’d put her 4th. And then the girl on the pink shirt 2nd. Like she had a whole other guy give her his phone for deets and she still ended up so low???
The cosplay woman did have a great start, and sometimes that's all you need. She did something a little extra and unnecessary, but pulled it off well. You're right that the CTE guy took over after that and tried to rizz her up instead, and she just let it happen. So it felt empty because the CTE guy didn't understand the assignment and took over the conversation.
Pink shirt was so bland and boring. Some of her lines were okay, but she delivered them poorly. The guy was only receptive because she was hot, and he was thirsty. All the dudes except Nut were just happy to have a woman pretending to show interest in them.
I don't like that he took over.
You’re just saying that cause she’s not conventionally attractive lol
@@Nsmeksksskdj no I said this cause they were acting weird
I said I liked a guys keychain and he’s been coming to my workplace every day since
Stalking rizz (report him)
Imagine having to do this infront of a line of other girls!? Id pass out
I received a flower at a bar in Shibuya (it was for some dj promotion) and it's 3 weeks now that I feel special.
chat be normal challenge (impossible difficulty)
how did the pink shirt girl get 4th? she rizzed 2 people
32:28
It looks like hasan is using the figurine as a fake mustache.
40:21 HAD EVEN ME BLUSHING
I miss the Aussie brahs 😢🦘🇦🇺
You know who has charisma? Evangelical preachers. I equate it with deception and marketing.
As a woman I learned so much. All ideas noted.
Bro how does hasan not know jess’s rizz was all satire? Like relaaaaax lol.
Bro said satire
@@ethan2k297bro said bro
@@yizza5567 bro said cringe
Ladies need more rizz, as a 6ft introvert it can be hard to date sometimes. In my experience slightly older women say fuck it and go out of their way to strike up conversations or put on the rizz compared to people around my own age. As someone on the spectrum, I can say that "men must initiate" patriarchal shit won't fly with some of us, I'd 100% rather an opportunity disappear than bother somebody 😆 not to mention you've completely got my attention by breaking the mold in the first place. So if you're interested in someone and think they're not interested, maybe go talk to that person instead
Including height was so necessary too
bro just wanted everyone to know he’s 6 ft 😭 jk but that was just funny to me
@@Stella-iW123 I was trying to paint a picture 😆 but I guess it is kind of weird to just add the height lmao, I was trying to say I know I'm intimidating to just randomly approach; but it's more than likely the extensive body modification. I just didn't want to go into extreme detail lol
@@Stella-iW123 as a 6'3 dude, I agree.
Signed a 6'3 dude.
@@imChabs Bro your mom gave you a crazy name
Nah the Cameron guy got it wrong that tissue joke about Rizzing everywhere was hilarious I'm a big humor guy that woulda won me over instant, I heard it and was laughing my ass off
My girl Mai always bring the rizz
I will admit, I have no rizz, because I can be very shy and in my head. 😅
But rizz has a lot to do with vibes too. Like in the interaction with Nut and Jess, she was extroverted and he seemed more introverted. It was like her energy took over, instead of a back and forth thing.
watching cishet ppl flirt with each other is so insane bro, i hope these r just bad examples of straight courting and this doesn't actually happen omg
Pretty sure this is as good as it gets for them, sadge
Cishet people?
@@farahmohamed5072people who are cisgender (not transgender) and heterosexual
I feel like the rizz would work better in circumstance where you're actually attracted to the person.
But ladies we do need to step up our "rizz" game-😂
Not the CTE rizz😂
The last girl definitely never makes the first move.
Women don’t have rizz, they have rizzistance
hasan is so right...when a dude holds my arm before even saying a word to me.. it's scary.. i don't know you random dude in the street.,,
21:30 this man pmo
Isn't rizz just short for charisma...?
Right ??
No the two wasn’t connected until people outside the w/l community started saying it. “Rizz” has been a thing since like late 2020 early 2021 it just got popular over the last couple months like “gyat” did
@@isaiahstanley3520 9:03 Hasan even says himself rizz is a shortened version of charisma
@@isaiahstanley3520nah it definitely means charisma lol. Cha*rizz*ma
@@shymecha no it doesn’t again ppl outside of the w/l community made that comparison. That was not the connection when the term was made by duke. You can’t tell me what the community I’m in does with slang words dawg. “Rizz” only recently started getting popular outside of twitch
Nut just like me fr.
women need rizz to get other women
aint no way u called mai pham trash
"girls don't need rizz" ok Hasan well _some_ of us are ugly bitches. Tryin our best out here damn
12:17 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA
14:53 damn I've never seen someone's opinion change so fast lmfao
29:03 I KNEEEEEEEWWWW Jess was gonna fumble this
Final thoughts; Once I went to get some food and I complimented the guy's hair who gave me it. He then went into the back and brought me a free cookie (was not at a place where free cookies come with the meal). So IK girl rizz is real cus I accidentally got a free cookie out of it once
So you start off by saying you definitely need rizz because you're ugly, then end by giving an example on how you don't need rizz because all you have to do is compliment a guy and he gives you free food. Sure. Makes sense
Nahhh if ya got free food ya prolly pretty girl! Like fr getting free stuff as a girl is usually a sign
Hasan: 🤡🤓👺👺😿😿
Garrett: 🗿🗿🔥🔥😈😈💪💪🤝🤝 15:27
Chun Li buns wasn't kidding when she said she had no rizz.... Like holy shit, I didn't know a girl that hot could be that cringe.
Had a girl rizz me up two days ago lol
Women usually don't need rizz because of how society has been built up to put that expectation on men and let's be honest, you only need rizz if you're trying to flirt with someone way better looking than you.
Not in my experience, if you’ve got your shit together career wise, you get alot of romantic attention, and rizz is pretty much a necessity in those situations, i’ve gotten some pretty nutty negative rizz lately
I don't agree with the last part but society definitely pushes the idea that men approach women. Girls that are interested won't approach but will hint. I say if she can't say she likes you, she isn't the one and shouldn't be approached at all.
My rizz is: after a really good convo I say “Hey I think you’re cute, we should hang out.”
edit: needed to clarify I don’t ambush people with this right away. Unfortunately I have while tipsy lmao We all gotta live laugh learn some how
Girl rizz is a lost art generations of the past knew but as died off
Hasan Itachi does gives R wordy genjutsu vibes.
He does. And ew.
Nut really was giving her nothing to work with, she was clearly being intentionally over the top for content and he just dryly shut everything down. Like there’s such a range of directions he could’ve gone with in order to play off her comedically but instead it came off like he didn’t want to be there. I don’t blame her for calling him grumpy lol.
Sure he could've given her more but of she had rizz it really wouldn't have been a problem. Remember, she's tryna rizz him, not the other way around.
@@idonotresidehere.5709 She wasn’t trying to legitimately “rizz” him, she was being comedically over the top for content. She was joking.
@@kimways8182 I get she was trying to be comedic but most ppl just don't find what she was doing to be funny. And I also think she wasn't taking it very seriously (like you said, "for content") and he was a bit, so there's also just that lack of compatibility.
I hate this kind of excuse because its the same thing men say when they fail to rizz women.
'Oh she's boring'
'She's not giving anything back'
She/He does NOT have to give you anything back. You are trying to rizz them.
@@jurxzy You do realize this wasn’t a real world situation right? This was a Jubilee video lmao. Big difference from what you’re describing and someone being intentionally cringe/exaggerated for content.
32:28 … this him? this is the guy?
Just talk n be interested in the conversation, literally nothing more attractive a woman can do than be genuinely interested in the convo
The girl that said the mommy thing is genuinely just fun and funny and I like that. She would have got me actually talking though. I do think the guy she was talking to really was a soggy towel.
What's the song called?
women can be more forward sexually bc theres way smaller chance of them being like predators
Erica and Garrett were doing a BREEDING DANCE OR SOME SHIT
I don't have rizz, I just have cringe. 😔
It’s not that girls in general don’t have riz. You could probably say most straight girls dont. But have you met masc lesbians? Lol
CTE RIZZ
I hate that she called Nut mean. He’s literally the only one who let the girl try and rizz and she just kept saying the worst shit
Bro as a cis bi girl i have a total amount of -0 rizz
We missed the end when she hits him with the smoothest lime I’ve ever heard from a girl
Women rizz only works if you let it. Any push back and they’ll fall apart. I’ve seen guys rizz someone who isn’t interested. Or I’ve gotten ppl that dislike me at first to like me. I think that’s actual rizz. 😂😂😂
Could also quickly become harassment. Like, if someone’s giving “push back” it’s probably time to back off anyway. Other fish in the sea and all. Not everyone will vibe with you and trying to change that ends badly more often than not
@@genericname8727 it doesn’t have to be in same interaction. But I 100% agree if someone doesn’t seem to like you move on. It’s not worth proving yourself to a random person. Ik some girls who later on went oh I was shy or I wanted him to try a bit harder. I’m just like nty it’s not worth the headache or potential problems.
Because women are gonna look way more desperate trying to change a guy's mind and even if she does, guys are fucking scary. A lot of guys won't actually change their mind but will try to use her for sex, other guys who do change their mind may go psycho if he thinks she's just leading him on/a slut/using him. Too many guys just don't respect women who do that so it's not worth it.
It’s almost as if there’s different societal standards for men and women when it comes to flirting, guys like to be the ones in control.
@@idontknowanymore8277 I personally prefer it that way. Girls do too much when they try it Imo(guys too). Since it’s not likely a woman will scare you girls are way more over the top and blunt because they assume it won’t offend you, or you’ll be hyped because she’s a girl.
I can’t imagine any woman “rizzing up” a guy. That’s just not how gender dynamics work in the western world.
I wish the guys weren't trying so hard. The girl is flirting with you, don't take over.
Cow women are the best monster girls
THANK YOU!!! and hasan not knowing monster girls...i can see why people hate him so much. he is not a certified monster fucker
"Women have no rizz"
Are Hasan, Will and most of chat okay?
What the hell do you think lesbians do when they're attracted to each other? Just stare at each other til something magically happens?
Straight boy moment ✔️
i had to scroll way too far down to find the lesbian defenders but thank god i found us :'))
@@izzys7440 they have no idea about that queer woman rizz 😍
What? I thought lesbians were Infamous for having 0 rizz.
Like every lesbian I know has said it's a struggle because it's two women trying to rizz each other and it almost never works sometimes. And that's also the same sentiment I've seen on social media.
Maybe it's cos I'm in the UK?
I'm not sure.
Rizz is just flirtatious charisma, im a woman but literally have negative rizz (I hate flirting). But honestly this discourse sucks cause approaching men in the real world as a woman is a no, Big L
i am crying and curling up in a ball rn i cant the first girl is so cringe im sorry
fr if thats good rizz then i am unstoppable.
I don't agree with hassan that rizz is not messing it up. My default isn't to be interested in someone hot until they mess up, and If someone does think like that it seems a bit sad and superficial. 'rizz' doesn't exist, but if it did it would be someone liking the same things or having a personality that works well with yours
4:24 She had the most rizz. The hottest girls don't get approached that much.
Can someone help this poor millennial out- what even is Rizz
Okay jk I googled it lmao
Tell me you don’t know what the word “polorizing” means w/out telling me…
Hmm..... Rizz: the level of successfull often non-verbal communication between two (or more) people prior to (possibly) initianting a romantic or sexual relationship.
Similar concepts - game, allure, intrigue, femme fatale, magnetism
Did I do good?❤
Femme fatale doesn't fit in this list in my opinion
Anti-Rizz
Dude...Patrice O'Neal was right. 😂
Hearing this dude do linguistic gymnastics to create varying definitions of rizz was exhausting
nah yall just hating jess is the rizz queen how can yall not fall in love shes hilarious and so hot
yes shes crazily attractive
lmfao good one
It was awful.
But she was joking.
If it was serious and she did that, I would be running. There is a fine line between funny and cringe.
It's all personal preference anyways.
Lesbains highly disagree with the first part of this video
The girls had negative rizz women with rizz are rare and hassan the whitehouse kiss thing was so cringe.. omg
They had rizz, rizz is just different for men and women since men prefer being the more dominating one. They literally complained on some of the women that did good and complained she was “too independent”.
@@idontknowanymore8277 no.. sorry but they didnt have rizz.. I know maybe 5 women with rizz and its such a different vibe.. it has nothing to do with dominance or none of that.. just recognition
@@iremainunimpressed1589 Ehhh, that’s your opinion I guess. I think most of them did pretty good.
@@idontknowanymore8277 well your a beautiful young lady and i respect ur opinion.. also are those natural curls?
@@iremainunimpressed1589 Thank you! And yes.
What is rizz?? 😭
Charisma
Girl rizz is just being mean to the other person...
this was too cringe for me to watch
Nah, Jess 100% had rizz. It was simply the wrong audience for said rizz.
What the fuck is rizz?