Men Rank Themselves By Penile Size | Hasanabi Reacts to Jubilee ft. AustinShow
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- Опубликовано: 8 сен 2024
- Hasan & Austin react to a video from Jubilee where they measure the soft and hard lengths of mean and rank them according to those measurements as well as circumference. Can you figure out who is packing?
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About Hasan:
Hasan Piker is Political Commentator turned Twitch Streamer (#13) known for his Turkish heritage and leftist takes, often speaking on topics like Socialism, Communism, Capitalism, and Marxism (and occasionally 9/11). He loves reacting to political news, and occasionally goes on IRL adventures with his friends. He likes to react to popular media content with his audience as well, such as Jubilee, JCS (Jim Can't Swim), Joe Rogan, Andrew Tate, Ben Shapiro, Steven Crowder, Channel 5, trending Twitter posts or TikToks, and other creative videos.
Just a heads up, but I'm the black dude in this jubilee video, and I used to think I was 7 1/2 inches until I got measured on set. I say this because a LOT of folks in the comments are claiming that they're 7-8 inches, and depending on how you're measured you might be smaller than you think.
One last thing, but HOW we were measured was extremely uncomfortable, and most of us weren't fully hard WHEN we got measured, so the numbers might be skewed a little bit. Either way, the overall video shoot was fun regardless; glad y'all enjoyed the episode !!
Damn that sucks dude, glad it was fun at least tho
how did you measure wrong, did you measure from the bottom?
I'd imagine all of you were uncomfortable though, so the ranking would be similar, but maybe slight change in value. Andy was deffo uncomfortable or he just unlucky lol. How tf did they even measure it though? I could never
@@donmoez6289 the reality is, we all went into that curtained room 1 by 1 with nobody inside, and we had to get ourselves hard by whatever means necessary (I played porn on my phone 😂). Once we got hard, we had to text the casting director to tell the medical guy to come inside and then he'd run in quickly to measure us before we went flaccid again. The hardest part was staying hard LONG ENOUGH for him to get inside and measure us, that's why I say the numbers are possibly skewed, because NOBODY was fully hard when we got measured. I spoke with all of the cast mates as we got measured and we all struggled cept maybe the porn stars lol. Anywho, the editing in the video is for show, but the medical dude wasn't behind the curtain with us while we were fluffing up, he only joined us for that specific moment as well as the measurement moments.
@@facewednesday As an actual 8 incher, I 100% agree that even for measuring myself, keeping it hard can be tough since it starts to shrink the moment you focus on measuring it. Those numbers must be skewed
Bruh Austin SPRINTED to Hasan’s house 💀 he was driving like Vin Diesel
He fucking jumped out of the plane mid flight 💀
Austin loves his life a quarter inch at a time
Austin loves Hasan so much, like you can tell he really enjoys Hasan’s company
you know hasan is a grower because he makes hours plus worth of content out of what a fifteen minute video
wtf
I'll just say from past photos he is _definitely_ a shower, too.
@@Velvetx4cove kinda agree with that as well. But you know how he is about that area. He can't just own it. So who knows he could be like the asian guy large soft and some growing but not insane who knows.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣This is so stupid
LMFAO
the fact that they actually read off the measurements too is WILD😂
Gave them cucumbers for visuals is insane 😂
Where did they get them from?
The fact that they gave them the cucumbers is *insane* like let that poor man LIVE lmao
The chat had me dying, I can't believe they lined them up like that.
"Bro works at the little dick hospital" had me dying 😂😂
Weenie Hut General 😂
someone said “the shame cucumber”😂😂
I laughed so hard at that I woke up my fucking spouse
He works at the children's hospital
💀💀💀
The fact that Austin is there means that this was saved for Austin. 😂
Selfish top wins again
National average is 5.2, so we've got a pretty large group here. There is literally only one below average and he's not even that far below average. Guys who were below average pretty much just didn't sign up to have it measured and outed on RUclips.
Pretty much what I expected. I said most of these dudes are going to be above average with one of them being huge. Of course, one dude just happened to be small and the other end had 2 really big dudes. Of course, looking at how the producers would want it to be, they wouldn't want the whole lineup to be a bunch of average Joe's throughout. We knew as viewers there had to be a small dude and a huge dude. So I wonder how the selection process really happened lol
guys who are more confident are more likely to join something like this
No, that 5.17 inch statistic is not a national average, it's a global average taken from the Veale et al paper.
That statistic is flawed for a number of reasons:
1. The western average is bigger than the global average. For obvious reasons (malnutrition, etc), the western average is about half an inch bigger than the global average.
2. The Veale meta analysis combined bone-pressed measurements with non bone pressed measurements. And I believe they also included stretched flaccid measurements. Measuring bone pressed adds about 0.75 inches to the measurement, though this depends upon how overweight the population is. About 3/4 of the measurements in the study were non bone pressed.
3. The sampled populations in penis size studies are biased towards smaller sizes. Almost all modern penis size studies are conducted on ED patients (skew small) and the few ones that don't are conducted on randomly sampled populations with consent (skew large bc small people don't consent). There is only one study I know of (Ponchietti et al 2001) that uses a completely random sample (That study used bad measuring technique, so it's also worthless imo).
Even still, averaging the highest quality western size studies, we get an average of about 15 cm for bone pressed length. That's 5.9 inches.
There's one recent study in the Asian Journal of Andrology that I like a lot. It focused on general urology clinic admits, instead of limiting solely to ED patients. It used a consistent measuring system throughout, used pharmacologic stimulation, and has a large N (800). The average length in that study (bone pressed stretched flaccid measurement) was 15.2 cm or ~6" flat.
But I agree with you that this sample is biased large,
@@programmaticallysun7musgov999 Don’t penis size studies literally exclude sizes that are too small from their sample?
@@meltedsnowman9637 They do exclude sizes less than 3 inches from the sample because this indicates underdevelopment (CDP, Kallmans, or HH)--it's not a normal healthy member. But this is less than 1% of all penises. They also exclude all members with more than 30 degrees of curvature because there is no agreed upon way to measure these. Those members skew large and are also a much larger percentage of all members.
i come back to this every few months and the fact that they not only read the sizes out loud but gave them CUCUMBERS as a representation is INSANITY. jubilees rent must have been due they were going crazy
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Bruh no he isn’t the flying cloud is, I bet this guy couldn’t get to san fransisco from New York in anytime less than 100 days! 💀
@@ghastlyghandi4301 incredibly niche lmao
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I once read in a health course in school that the average size male penis is 14 Centimeters or just over 5.5 inches.
@@jessetorres8738 ...ok. I mean, it's true but I don't think they asked 😅
Yet another reason you are the best in the complex
thank you for excluding that one comment by that one guy during the video ..
Kinda self explanatory since its twitch….
The one time Hasan doesn’t pause is when he’s waiting for Austin. I’m starting to wonder who the real selfish top is.
both of them are selfish tops and we knew that all along!
Hasan is half way through the video at 14min. This clip is an hour long, wtf is gonna happen.
Austin happens
Intellectual discussion.
Sometimes the best editing goes completely unnoticed because you're just so wrapped up in the actual content. This clip channel does it every time, it's so effortless
46:56 "6x6 my man has a cube" i couldn't breathe 😂
general tip for anyone having sex- if you're not sure how to "give head" regardless of your partner's genitals, the best thing you can do is just communicate with them and ask what feels good, or ask them how they like it. you don't have to know each other well to do this either, you can do this with hookups because everyone's body is different, you can even make it sexy and just a natural part of it ask if they like what you're doing and learn as you go. this is just a general tip though, feel free to research your own techniques before hand so you don't go in blind, but you'll get better as you gain experience over time. remember chat, you are beautiful just the way you are!!
giving head on hook ups... ouch
Anything under 7 is beyond depressing. And 8 is better.
@@jaclynholland-strauss7054bro what thanks for making me feel like shit 😭
Literally the best jubilee vid ever. We are blessed that austin joined Hasan for this one lmao
this is absolutely one of their funniest reacts together
Hasan is true about the female orgasm. Having oral sex with the same woman using the same technique one day will yield amazing results and the following will do nothing at all. It feels like it changes with the moon.
On top of that, I feel like women are worse at expressing what they want, probably because for their whole life they have been told to not seek their own pleasure but their partner's. Sometimes you ask, and ask, and there is radio silence, and sometimes she gives you a load of useful information.
And, finally, I think that many women are not as familiar with their own bodies as men are with respect to orgasm. I think that I do not know a single man who has never orgasmed, but I know a bunch of women that have never done it (not even with masturbation). If you do not know yourself, you cannot expect the other person to discover it for you.
Just depends on the girl. I've had women I could literally make squirt on command, and others I couldn't make come with 3 hours of elbow grease, and every technique in the book. Find a chick who you make horny. If she is not insane, marry this woman.
Well said! 😌
Exactly, each person is responsible for their own orgasm at the end of the day. Expecting otherwise is just unfair and will lead to endless disappointment.
I mean, female sexuality literally fluctuates around a lunar cycle, so...
I guess male orgasm depends more on technique, how long sex took, when the last one was, which erogenous zones you stimulate... even on working out or tightening certain muscles. It can vary a lot but it's not as dependant on hormones
austin broke every traffic law to get there
I don’t normally comment on these videos but this was the most entertaining stream I’ve seen in a long time
When everyone was laughing after the ‘wiener hut general’ comment, one chatter was spot on when they said “This is like a sleepover” 😂
In my experience with men, it’s always the short, skinny guy that’s sort of quiet that is packing in both length and girth. It’s men that are built like Hasan, tall and broad, that usually have a small one. No offense whatsoever this is just in my experience.
Scientists have found that there is no correlation with any other trait. It’s probably that it looks larger on a smaller body and looks smaller on a larger body.
interesting
i'm 5'7 and skinny and i have big dick (8.5x6), but i would rather have a smaller one because sometimes they say it hurts and i need to slow down. 7 inches is probably the best size.
I think the reason why short skinny guys often have bigger dicks is because the short skinny guys who don't have big dicks don't have as much sex.. so the short guys who do have sex have on average bigger dicks but short guys in general don't have bigger dicks.
@@blukeyify i think i remember seeing a study that there is a very slight correlation with tall people being on the bigger side because, yknow, they're generally bigger overall. But that wasn't even that significant of a diffrence.
This is purely anecdotal, but most of the skinny guys I’ve been with had big thick ones (7-7.5”). They weren’t tall either (5’5”-5’7”). As soon as I saw Tannor, I knew he had be in the top 3.
Edit: that said, size isn’t the be all end all of good sex. To take it even further, penetrative sex isn’t the be all end all of good sex so please folks, don’t get discouraged
The only times I've laughed as soon as a guy dropped his pants were when they're comedically large (for me). Like, bro I'm not sure this can work...like physically 😂
This was one of the best reviews of this video. These guys had the balls to admit how big they were themselves and discuss real issues about size.
This was extremely hilarious😂 definitely one of theirs best reacts
What a lovely confidence boost of a video. Thanks hasanabi industrial complex 🙏🏻
Felt like I was one of the bros watching this lmaooo. Hasan and Austin videos are godtier
Austin pulled up in there like the video was a bat signal
As a nurse, I think Hasan might be onto something with the crazy thing lol I’ve also seen a disturbing amount of genitalia
lol all of the girls i knew with the worst mental health and messed up trauma were nurses or vets
A ton of soft, or hard? Most likely soft, right? I ask because a nurse recently compared me saying she's seen a ton of dicks and I forgot to make the distinction to her 😂
All the guys in chat with the "vaginas can only take 4 inches" is a massive self report haha.
Dmn they might have small penis haahahahha so funny... Plus vaginas have different "volumes" as well
They wish lol
I think they meant you only need to go in that far to stimulate the female erogenous zones.
@@brgmr211 If thats what they meant they wouldnt say it like that
@@brgmr211 And even that part isnt true. Im sure its different for all women but in my experience they love the deep stuff.
Porn usually relies on two main tricks to make dicks look larger. First, as Hasanabi stated, most porn stars (but in particular women) are shorter. Second, is the combination of a larger focal length (if you've seen the image showing the same dude at different focal lengths where his head gets wider, same thing, also why conservatives get confused and think someone replaced Fetterman/Biden) and shooting from close to the penis as often as possible (I believe this is why that awful taint shot was so common for a while).
As a dude who has a 7incher, I will say I rarely see a larger cock in porn, and occasionally smaller (so industry standard being 7in makes sense, especially if production companies want to avoid injuries).
Aren't they also taking viagra or other drugs? I'd assume they also restrict bloodflow before some shots. Generally how much blood you can get in there has a big impact.
Focal length is actually crazy. I was looking at my new iPad I got for school and the camera has different zooming abilities I don’t have on my phone and putting things up close to it made it look overly big and long why most of the surroundings looked Norma size, but if you’ve watched enough porn where the camera is literally like 3 cm away from the cok you can see how it makes the females look distorted. Also when there’s a picture taken with a normal focal length and an object for comparison like a girl foot you realize how much shorter even the “biggest” dicks look like.
Next up, who's the tightest
LMAO
anal circumference measurement competition
vaginismus gang
i havent laughed this hard in a LONG time jfc - the chatter talking about their partners baby photo ???? 💀
No bcs I was howling at that part omg💀
Austin is like “why would I care how big someone’s peen is, they are just a hole for me?”
Austin is such a great ally
The only size that matters is the react, and oh boy it's long... 😮
Austin is just playing the longest and biggest game of gay chicken in history.
This jubilee video is so unhinged but I love it, it's so funny.
Best part for me was 42:22. Not to body shame but this moment was f'n hilarious
Shit had me DEAD💀 I almost woke up my family
Hasan in one of his best drips in a while in this one
I appreciate that Hasan is secure enough to watch and comment on this content. 😊 btw, the biggest I've experienced belonged to a guy that was about 5.7 and 120lbs 😅 you honestly can never tell ❤
I still have an ex-girlfriend's voice in my head ... "whats a skinny guy like you doing with a thick thing like this?"
*giggles, blushes profusely *
@@christophergreen6595 😬😬😬😉😉😉😍😛
Skinny guys be having the BIGGEST ones like wtf
@@Hannah-zw9ow I know! What up that?! 🤣
@@Hannah-zw9ow we will never spill the secrets of the skinny legends
I would assume that if all these guys are comfortable enough to do this on the internet, then they are confident enough in their other skills they have to offer in the bedroom.
Jessy should be working carnivals with how accurate his guess was...
The way Austin rebutted or redicked Hasan @51:43 had me laughing HARD
what a cool ass friendship between these two
Girth matters. Theres something to being FILLED up while being railed. Ive also been with men who were TOO long. Having that shit slam your cervix is no fun. I'll take girth over length all the way
Yeah and they gave like 5 seconds total for the girth measurement in the vid it's like an afterthought
Hoe experience talking
Yeah girth matters for sure! But I had an ex who was too girthy and we always had to do an hour of foreplay for it to fit properly. Like, it literally would not fit, and if we half-assed the foreplay I felt achy inside for a day. He was also very long and I couldn't fully sit down on him lol. There is such thing as too big, but guys never believe me when I tell them that 😂
@@k3upikachu how big is too big
@@amo1704 well my ex's girth was the biggest issue - it was prob 7-8 inches circumference (about as thick as his wrist) and I couldn't stretch that wide without a warmup 😅 For length, 7+ inches hurts if it goes all the way in, so restraint is needed lol
length doesnt matter, its how you use it. Also, thick short > long skinny
Both ew
“You got grower stolen valor” 😂😂
I'm a grower. I can go from 1 inch to 6 inches. it is very possible. my soft ranges from 1-3 hard from 5 1/2 to 6 1/2. Thought the discussion around being soft to hard was interesting considering my position.
My brain just can’t comprehend how that’s possible. 😂
@@yunki_ bro just has way more blood flow I guess
@@yunki_ it just does, different bodies. German language actually has words for a type of penis Blutpenis und Fleischpenis, literally blood penis and flesh penis.
My ex was like this! Literally barely 2 inches but he gets to 6.5 😂
I never measured soft but I'm a grower with 6-7 too. It depends on how horny I am but it's crazy how much blood can go in there especially when you use a cock ring. It feels like that raises it over my natural full capacity lol
1:02:47 “the first part happened, the second part didn’t…heh heh…ᵗʰᵉ ˢᵉᶜᵒⁿᵈ ᵖᵃʳᵗ ʰᵃᵖᵖᵉⁿᵉᵈ“ lmao
When he said 4.8 hard I actually said “woah” out load I couldn’t believe it especially after he said it was slightly bigger than the ones he saw.
He only saw them soft though
@@nunpho but he was still last place in the soft category. And obviously he knows he's not packing so that's crazy
@@nunpho no he measured the erect size too
@@christianmendez931 no he was measured hard too
Dude was spewing pure cap, or he really was working in the micropenis wing of the hospital. No way 2.5 is bigger than most of the ppl he sees.
Props to all those guys in the video! And don’t worry men, most women don’t really care about size. That’s not what makes someone “good.” 😉
ok but hasan looking fresh again we love to see it
god damn it. Hasan has me measuring my junk for the firs time since i was like in 6th grade.
Results? Lol
Don't leave us hanging.
Get Austin to rate it
@@smallguy2 oh boy lol. so 3.5 soft 5.8 erect and 5.6 circumference. plz dont bully.
TELL THE RESULTS
That little penis hospital joke was hilarious 😂
I love Austin so much 😂
“It was cold in the pool!!!””” - George Costanza
Lol. Austin is always late, but when pe**is is on the menu, he gets there in a split second.
Average is 5.2 and guy was like 4.8 , not too bad man somebody’s gotta be last. You got it 4.8 guy👍
There's something so funny seeing adults arguing about d sizes 😂😂
Pausenabi pauses constantly but can't pause for everybodies favourite selfish top
Literally lmao people don't realize how much growers can grow. My ex husband is a douche but he was MAYBE 2 inches soft, 8-9 hard. It was ridiculous.
Yeah i mean that's exceptional but ive seen so many go 2 to 4 times their length
Tannor is a twink and that and Austin's smile betrays his intentions entirely.
is 'twink" just skinny white boy, cause that what it seems to be...which is sad for anyone who isn't white lol
Bro is Flash running this page with how speedy these clips come up?
Haha, thanks for the compliment! I usually live edit everything so that I can be ready to go as soon as possible. Plus the sooner the Complex gets videos out, the less views the bot channel gets, so I feel a bit of obligation to help combat them as much as I can
So Austin literally flies in to record the podcast? Yeesh
42:20 killed me.I was literally in tears
This is one of the best Hasanabi videos of all time
I would like to have known the circumcised to intact ratio for this video. That makes a difference too
Jubilee is the new Buzzfeed, its no longer Cut.
November 2016 💀nevermind coming out as gay, austin hadn't even come out as white back then
Austin just wanted to watch this vid with him irl 😒😅
Probably foreplay for their hetero gay sex.
It's wild to think that if we got a chance to re-roll at life I wouldn't be lucky being 5' 4" with an 8".... I salute my fellow men and can safely say, it's all about the motion of the ocean, not the size of the boat... Having been pretty good at the motion, all I gotta say is... if it all fits, and she enjoys it... HOLYYYYYYY!!!!!
Wait what? 😂
@@amo1704 😏 tis a curse I tell ya lmaoo, I'm like a Jack-in-the-box, full of surprises hehe
They included girth too 😂
Gotta appreciate Austins dedication 😂
austin got there quick. wheres the relationship rumors for these two.
I am so glad Austin got there lol it felt so wrong without him.
IDK why I'm watching this as an ace, but it's fucking hilarious
Let's start a petition to rename Austin on Hascord into Selfish Top Austin 😭
not me going to research Tannor after this video ☠☠ he's really cute
"in my experience"... "diverse and wide ranging" lmfao
as a queer woman, the idea tht women r better in bed than men has been wrong for me personally. some girls dont really grow up experimenting etc idk
My BF rocks 1.5" like a king.
You’ll continue to grow even into your college years guys. It’s not abnormal to stop growing until your early 20s.
Don’t lie to these guys bro 😂😂😂
Yeah right.. Lol
Depends when you started puberty. If you started puberty at 13 it's not growing in college. If you started like 15-16 it will.
I love how Hasan was like “I am NOT waiting for Austin” then immediately in the next frame, has in fact waited for Austin
Austin, he wanted you to prove it. 😂
every gay on twitter has seen tannor specifically that one video
That guy knew what he had and moved to a country that could appreciate it!
10:31 “Incredible Selfish Top Energy.” 😆☠️
Austin speaking facts!😂
This was one of the best reviews of this video.
As an 8” er trust me there is more to it than length and girth, I would happily be average to change other things about me, it’s not that deep and you shouldn’t date someone who cares about how big you are.
It feels like a meme that at some point got taken a bit too serious by a portion of the population.
Fr, I’m also cubed lol, 6x6 and it’s not the longest, but girth is one of the largest, and it’s done nothing but make sex more difficult. 💀
fr as a woman, i get kinda stressed and nervous if someone is too big, ESPECIALLY in girth cuz it makes giving head and having sex just way harder😭tmi sorry but i feel bad and idk if my mouth is smaller than others but honestly i prefer a good average sized dick (no hate to big guys i just feel bad because i don't feel like i can do as good a job😭)
Easy for you to say and kind of insensitive. Im right below 7, decent girth, and I am 6’8 tall. It’s easy for me to say height is no big deal, but to someone who is a 5’3 male, they know how hard that is and how much of an advantage height in life is. It’s easy for u to say D size doesn’t matter, but it matters to those who have micro penises or even 3-4 inchers, to some of them they have been laughed at or humiliated or unable to find a loving partner. I’m thankful I have my size both in d size and height, you can’t take that for granted
@@averywealthyman4194 funny considering I have multiple birth defects that I’ve needed multiple surgeries for throughout my life resulting in massive scaring, maybe take your own advice before jumping to conclusions asshole.
Austin 6.75”….just 3” shy to get to Hogwarts, missed that train 😮
If you're good at gawk gawk and you like it, you likely good because you do it all the time
I got an Israel tourism ad while watching this 😂
I once read in a health course in school that the average size male penis is 14 Centimeters or just over 5.5 inches.
As I understand it, the "average" has gone down as we've gotten more and more accurate studies and standardized measuring techniques and also rely less on self-reported data.
@@HasanReactionsfanTwo plus bigger isn't always better let me tell ya
@@HasanReactionsfanTwo interesting that makes sense. I bet most dudes that are average or below average don't want to admit it.
@@PocketDong nice name
@@nunpho Thanks I picked it when I was ten and I'm not changing it ever.
i recognized tannor immediately 😔 i knew he needed to be top two at least
Believe us women when we say too big is too big. I remember my first time having to tap out. Was frustrating for me and I’m sure for the guy too
No man wants to hear “it’s just the right size” regardless 😂😂😂
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Bro it really is. Me and my ex physically couldn't have a quickie because I needed to get very relaxed for him to fit. Like extensive foreplay and it would still ache afterwards. And he couldn't rail me/go balls deep bc it felt like he was going to impale me lol
@@k3upikachu that’s normally more of a girth issue than a length issue. I’ve encountered that before
@@themarathoncontinues4211 yeah girth was def the primary issue. It was as thick as his wrist and honestly an inconvenience lol. Longer just requires restraint to avoid punching the cervix, which can be annoying but nbd. Length in general is less of an issue bc the g spot isn't very deep, so the right position does the trick (at least for me) regardless of size 🤷
Okay but tanner reed is literally an OnlyFans gay like what did we expect
Wish stav would've been on for this
I fucking love Austin 😂