I feel like this whole attitude of "all homophobia stems from internalized homophobia' absolves heterosexuals for participation in casual or overt homophobia. They wouldn't be closeted queer people if straights didn't impose the notion that being straight is the default position and toxic masculinity/religious dogma prohibit men from ever exploring their sexuality in the first place. Internalized homophobia is a symptom, not the disease
Yep. Are there those who have internalized homophoia or transphobia? Absolutely, but that doesn't excuse the behavior & actions & like you said, they wouldn't have that internalized hatred if we didn't have cis & straight people treating us like we're broken & need to be "fixed" into being something we're not or that we can flip some magic switch in our head & become something we're not
I think this comment is really poetic and truthful, but the second I read “is a symptom, not the disease”, that one corona time song kept on playing in my head. I haven’t thought in that in what feels like forever.
His dad has been in denial so deep that his petite effeminate son comes home with his gay roommate wearing a bedazzled denim blazer, asking “what if I was gay and the gay man right here who bought us both plane tickets just so he could come to meet my parents was my boyfriend?” And he is still completely surprised.
I just want the revelations to keep coming. The brother comes out as a femboy. The boyfriend pulls down a zipper and reveals himself to have been a pterodactyl in a human suit the whole time. The president is actually a werewolf. And it keeps going
The brother's main character is 7 rats in a suit, the father's wife isn't dead she's just off with another woman, that other woman is the reverend's own wife
I haaaate the "I'm angry at you for not coming out to your parents even tho MY parents are cool, you must be ASHAMED of me" thing so much. Like no, twink #7, some people are allowed to be afraid!
Lol I think maybe the subtitles should’ve read “discrete”, which confusingly means the opposite of “discreet” in this context. But then I’m probably giving the writer of this short film too much credit…
I love how right at the start of the video I saw the brother and was like ‘he’s obviously gay look at that hoodie’ only for him to be the literal only straight character in it💀
The boyfriend saying “this is a family matter” and dipping when they went to confront the dad made me cackle. Suddenly he was like “you know what? This ain’t about me; have fun!”
I don't think any closeted gay reverend dating one of his parishioners has ever decided to lovingly come out because his parishioner lover's son made a moving speech about love is love, even if the kid did cite scripture. There's so many paths these morality plays can take me on, but come on, show the rev get pilloried by his flock, joining the UU church instead, and marrying the boys on a beach at sunset.
The only way this makes sense is if the reverend already was out and chill with his church but somehow that one guy was just much more homophobic than everyone else in the church and the reverend just never said anything because he thought the guy was cute ?
In the history of the world no one has ever responded to “you are only saying that because you are my dad” by saying “No I don’t just say that to anyone.”
I think there's a certain level of realism to nonsensical responses that indicate someone was only half-listening and didn't form a logically correct sentence, possibly because they're kinda drunk. That sort of stuff happens all the time. TV and movie conversations come off as somewhat artificial when all the characters perfectly understand each other's lines and nobody fumbles over their words. Real human conversations are full of misspoken sentences, confused misinterpretations, and utterances where the meaning comes across through intonation and context despite the mixed-up words. But story-telling works better when the dialogue is clear and people aren't spending a bunch of time clarifying what they meant to say, so scripts generally don't get written that way.
@@AtomikNY Yeah I have ADHD (and maybe more). I definitely have said sone nonsensical stuff before. But I still think my comment was more funny than it was untrue.
@@candyzombiee I think if every theatrical dialogue was realistic, the audience would not be able to follow everything and things would progress too slowly.
I thought the plot twist was gonna be Sports Brother coming out as trans, and his hoodie coloring was gonna turn out to be a subtle hint, but the actual twist was so much more unexpected! Also Caelan's "Yeah." *nods* at 3:42 after the "butt vore" really got me 😂 They held on that shot for the perfect amount of time.
Literally, can we make that beautiful subtle trans coloured tiedye shirt the new official trans hoodie stereotype? Black hoodie is getting old...and sweat-y
The dad being fine with someone else being gay but not his own child hits close to home for me. I've had to go little to know contact after learning that some of my family members are like this. They're fine with others being gay & even fine with me being an ally to them, but they will not go that extra step to accept me as being bi-romantic. People should never feel like they're something wrong them or shamed, especially by their family, for being who they are. Also, religion is no excuse to treat someone like garbage either. You can be religious & not have a burning hatred towards people just because they don't fit into this perfect little box you've been taught to fit into. Being straight & cis may be in the majority, but that doesn't mean it should be the norm while every other gender identity & sexuality is treated like it's wrong or a choose when it's neither of those things. People should be allowed to safely explore & discover who they are & be able to live their life as who they are without fear of being bullied, shamed, harrassed, attack, or their rights being constantly attacked
I know right? One of my uncles are gay and no one minds. But my mom was very clear that she didn't want me to be gay ever since I was 4 (no, really. I was at school one day and after I left she just randomly told me that "hey don't ever date boys. Marriage is between a man and a woman" and asked me to promisse that I would never date men) so God frickin' help me if I ever decide to come out/get outed as trans and bi.
That's my biggest issue, too. Who cares about who's gay or whatever, I need to know Oakmont's gastro-geo-economic pizza availability. Or why the production crew couldn't budget for someone to dumspter-dive a slightly less greasy box from *any* other establishment.
The acting in these never get old, so wooden but sincere. These are like a sweet little morsel everytime. This one is kind of cheesy and unrealistic, but i like the message and the vibes.
Of course! Cause we cannot have gay rep without one of the partners pressuring their partner to come out and then the closeted one is seen as the bad guy! Cause who cares about boundaries and doing things at your own pace? The homophobes aren’t the villains, the gays being closeted bc of the unsafe environment are the REAL villains!! But anyway, that plot twist abt the das had me in TEARS.
Frrrrrr. I read a book where that happened, and it felt so weird to me. Like, they didn’t know if it was safe. Luckily everything turned out fine, but it gave me an icky feeling. Glad I’m not the only one.
1:30 you are actually born with a full set of adult teeth they’re kinda just up in your skull until they want to break free. These teeth are by no means fully developed but they are a “full set” of permanent teeth they don’t have calcium or crowns but they are still by every definition there
Scientists came up with a process which might let ppl regrow lost teeth as an adult. Your body shuts off the genes for tooth growing when you’re little but they found a way to turn them back on; they’re starting human trials in japan in like a week or two. Google it it’s wild
Sorry to the guys who have been in this position before but the most infuriating thing about this is when the boyfriend is like "wow i didn't know it would be that bad" like bruh you pressured him into coming out to his family and getting disowned/thrown out was never a possibility? some families love jesus more than they love their family brandon and just cause yours was accepting isn't enough of a reason to expect your bf to take the same risk >_>
Oh thank god, they were bi in my presence for a whole hour, and I'm aroace I should've phased out of existence by then! What kind of reparations can I expect?
You know, I was a bit confused about the jail bit but then when you started to lay out your plan I was weirdly disappointed that it didn't include a visit to the jail.
I'm kinda disappointed the gay son was Drew Gooden and not the sports one, because it means that "best arm in the state" comment at the beginning is a missed opportunity
I’m not sure why but your voice is just so pleasing to listen to, it just sounds lovely. I love listening to your videos when I need to relax and have a laugh. Or in your more serious videos it’s easy to pay attention to you and follow along, which is a lot for my ADHD brain but you make everything engaging. It’s not just your lovely sounding voice but also your entire presence, you’re able to make light of dark situations and you have so much snappy and acerbic jokes that add so much to each video. Sorry for the long compliment, I’ve just been watching your videos a lot and felt I needed to say thank you for being you and putting yourself out there. I’m sure you make the day of many people, every day, by sharing your confident, clever and witty self, with your soothing voice, online. Thank you for all you’ve contributed so far to the internet. You’re just super interesting and it’s fun to listen to you talk while I’m mooching about doing chores.
This means so much to me, I get A LOT of disgusting comments about my voice, and always have. I used to be incredibly self conscious to the point I didn’t even speak in class, and gave up opportunities to do panels and talks. I’m finally so much more okay with it, and it’s comments like this that help me get to a better place! So thank you! 💕
Literally got here as the premiere ended, hearin you tell me to subscribe and like; and then restarted the vid only for you to tell me to sub again xD I swear im subbed!
I don't understand who writes these things. Like... they presumably pay people to act in the films and film the films, why do they not hire a writer who actually charges for their craft. A person people consider worth paying.
I half expected the dad to do a double take when the straight son lied about wanting to hang out at a friend's house and demanded right then and there if he was gay, too.
1:14 I would think Dhar Mann would have the common sense to have the dad praising his son nonstop in the living room or in his son's bedroom, like his son is upset and his dad is trying to comfort him. That just seems more appropriate and realistic.
I cannot wait for this!!!!! Gonna show it to my roomie, we love these Dhar Mann reaction videos and u r so funny and lovely Caelan! Happy pride!! 🏳️🌈❤️
Wait wait wait you're gonna wanna hear this... We work in secret. We live in shadows. We mysteriously stay in with our "roommate" when we get a week off. We have ADHD. We have weird parents who really can't read a room (and who sometimes abruptly admit to being bisexual while denying they're bisexual... TMI?). We are sponsored by sex scientists and they love it. Also God's Kingdom can kick rocks.
When the boyfriend said "Carl, I think we should go..." I thought he said "GURL, I think we should go..." and I was like okaaay I think we're laying it on A BIT TOO THICK NOW.
I’m an ex-homophobe, ex-Christian straight guy who still has lots of hang ups about sex, so your ad for male sex toys and talking about just enjoying pleasure was really cool to hear. There’s so much latent stigma about sex and pleasure for men of my specific background.
*Dad:* "No son of mine will be gay."
*Son:* "C'mon dad."
*Dad:* "You're right. In fact, I'm gay too."
THE END
Many such cases
That is the TLDR lmao
I was sure it was going to be the football son! In the sequel, that child is definitely coming out as non-binary pansexual, with a trans themfriend.
@@courtneybermack if it was Dar Mann, the pink sweater would have been a dead giveaway that the football player is a balls player
Son: Dad I'm gay
Dad: No you're not I'm gay
Son: Hi gay I'm son
"Bisexuals are everywhere...they could be anyone...even you..." you got me!
I mean, I’m pan, but I still took that line personally 😂
I had the same thought lmao. "Glad you noticed"
@@ashroman6163 I'm rlly omni so I feel you lol
I'm bi-romantic but still took a double take. Like welp you found me 😂
me too!
I feel like this whole attitude of "all homophobia stems from internalized homophobia' absolves heterosexuals for participation in casual or overt homophobia.
They wouldn't be closeted queer people if straights didn't impose the notion that being straight is the default position and toxic masculinity/religious dogma prohibit men from ever exploring their sexuality in the first place.
Internalized homophobia is a symptom, not the disease
Yeah that’s like justifying my mom’s transphobia towards me by saying it’s just her internalized transphobia even though she’s straight and cis.
Yep. Are there those who have internalized homophoia or transphobia? Absolutely, but that doesn't excuse the behavior & actions & like you said, they wouldn't have that internalized hatred if we didn't have cis & straight people treating us like we're broken & need to be "fixed" into being something we're not or that we can flip some magic switch in our head & become something we're not
I know a great youtuber who made a video about that ;)
I think this comment is really poetic and truthful, but the second I read “is a symptom, not the disease”, that one corona time song kept on playing in my head. I haven’t thought in that in what feels like forever.
Speaking from personal experience, it's far more likely that internalized homophobia or transphobia is taken out on oneself than others.
His dad has been in denial so deep that his petite effeminate son comes home with his gay roommate wearing a bedazzled denim blazer, asking “what if I was gay and the gay man right here who bought us both plane tickets just so he could come to meet my parents was my boyfriend?” And he is still completely surprised.
I love that their secret gay love affair was nightly slow dancing. that's wild
ace gay couple realness (i doubt bros were just slow dancing till 5 am tho)
Like I'm sorry, but gurll
"It's okay to be gay, but gross to show physical affection if you're over 40."
I just want the revelations to keep coming. The brother comes out as a femboy. The boyfriend pulls down a zipper and reveals himself to have been a pterodactyl in a human suit the whole time. The president is actually a werewolf. And it keeps going
The brother's main character is 7 rats in a suit, the father's wife isn't dead she's just off with another woman, that other woman is the reverend's own wife
That’s way too many secrets
Omg I need this 😂😂😂
How would that work in the script for the video
The Aristocrats!
I haaaate the "I'm angry at you for not coming out to your parents even tho MY parents are cool, you must be ASHAMED of me" thing so much. Like no, twink #7, some people are allowed to be afraid!
It's complicated.
Twink #7 💀
LMAO TWINK #7 😭😭🙏🏻
fr twink #7 is giving me very pushy vibes
literally the wacked thing !!! especially since twink#4 warned him
"Dad and him are so discreet about it. It's like a daily thing with them." How is that discreet, that seems like the opposite of discreet.
My precise thought.
Haven’t you heard? “Slow-dancing in front of uncurtained windows” is the new “discreet”
@@alisaurus4224 I guess the limit for discreet is them not f-ing in the middle of church service in front of the entire congregation.
He wasn't the smart apple in the basket, but his intentions were right 😌
Lol I think maybe the subtitles should’ve read “discrete”, which confusingly means the opposite of “discreet” in this context. But then I’m probably giving the writer of this short film too much credit…
I love how right at the start of the video I saw the brother and was like ‘he’s obviously gay look at that hoodie’ only for him to be the literal only straight character in it💀
Just wait for the sequel.
“We’re totally used to sleeping in the same room…because we’re roommates….” Way to spell it out bud💀
Yeah… roommates….
Oh My God they were roomates!
(Someone had to)
“Roommates”……
I love the "Get in the car NOW!!!" scene. Suddenly we're in an intense crime thriller.
he was very “guys?? you’re gonna wanna see this” in that scene
So much porn acting shoved into a non-porn movie thing. my goodness
It’s super-extra-Downey-soft-core porn
Meh, most porn acting I've seen is better than this.
Now that you said it. This would be the perfect acting for a porn
Oh yeah, shoved right in there
Yeah something definitely is wrong with this video
The boyfriend saying “this is a family matter” and dipping when they went to confront the dad made me cackle. Suddenly he was like “you know what? This ain’t about me; have fun!”
and then looking through the window with binoculars lmaooo
5:44 Captions: (Door slams shut)
Video: the most polite closing of a door ever
surprised caelan didn't call it out lmao
The inverse of "Dumbledore asked calmly"
The door slammed shut calmly
him throwing that backpack inside the bed was more agressive lmao
I don't think any closeted gay reverend dating one of his parishioners has ever decided to lovingly come out because his parishioner lover's son made a moving speech about love is love, even if the kid did cite scripture.
There's so many paths these morality plays can take me on, but come on, show the rev get pilloried by his flock, joining the UU church instead, and marrying the boys on a beach at sunset.
The only way this makes sense is if the reverend already was out and chill with his church but somehow that one guy was just much more homophobic than everyone else in the church and the reverend just never said anything because he thought the guy was cute ?
I love this lol
You know how Dad gets about Doors. He has a shirtless Jim Morrison photo in every room of the house.
"When he came back there was like no life behind his eyes. Like a shark or a TERF or something" Laughed out loud all by myself at that.
I imagine they got these names from putting "stereotypical collage age gay boy" into a name generator
No college age boy is named Carl.
@@agentsqueaks thats what they want you to think
I feel like dad has had a train run on him at least 10 times and has been coping with homophobia, Choo Choo
Can confirm. I was the conductor. He was the caboose
Keep your fantasies to yourself. Or fund the production of porn of them.
Those are your two options.
@@M3g4nium CHOO CHOO 😭😭😭😭
okay if i learned that my secret partner just disowned their child for being a flamer i don't think i would . continue slow dancing with them tbqh
Excellent point
I mean…. he’s a priest… like I wouldn’t be surprised if he was onboard with it 💀
How is the brother character wearing a blue, pink, and white tie-dye hoodie for the whole video and also the only one who isn't outed?
Yeah I really thought that was going to be symbolic but nope
No way they accidentally used irony
tans gener
brother character is an egg 100%
@@quantheory could be bisexual 🙏
In the history of the world no one has ever responded to “you are only saying that because you are my dad” by saying “No I don’t just say that to anyone.”
For example...I don't say anything nice to my other son
I think there's a certain level of realism to nonsensical responses that indicate someone was only half-listening and didn't form a logically correct sentence, possibly because they're kinda drunk. That sort of stuff happens all the time. TV and movie conversations come off as somewhat artificial when all the characters perfectly understand each other's lines and nobody fumbles over their words. Real human conversations are full of misspoken sentences, confused misinterpretations, and utterances where the meaning comes across through intonation and context despite the mixed-up words. But story-telling works better when the dialogue is clear and people aren't spending a bunch of time clarifying what they meant to say, so scripts generally don't get written that way.
@@AtomikNY my screenwriting teacher described it as “writing dialogue is just a having a conversation you’ve edited for time”
@@AtomikNY Yeah I have ADHD (and maybe more). I definitely have said sone nonsensical stuff before. But I still think my comment was more funny than it was untrue.
@@candyzombiee I think if every theatrical dialogue was realistic, the audience would not be able to follow everything and things would progress too slowly.
Why are they like "We accept our differences" when they're both gay? It's not a difference if it's the same thing!
It was 100% written by a straight man
“Get in now now now now now” 😂 I kinda love Trent
he's hot and feisty what's not to love
I mean, I wasn't on board with getting in the car, but after hearing him repeat the request 5 times, it seems like a good idea.
I thought the plot twist was gonna be Sports Brother coming out as trans, and his hoodie coloring was gonna turn out to be a subtle hint, but the actual twist was so much more unexpected! Also Caelan's "Yeah." *nods* at 3:42 after the "butt vore" really got me 😂 They held on that shot for the perfect amount of time.
Literally, can we make that beautiful subtle trans coloured tiedye shirt the new official trans hoodie stereotype? Black hoodie is getting old...and sweat-y
@@Kellan__they-them never thought that but that would be amazing!!
The dad being fine with someone else being gay but not his own child hits close to home for me. I've had to go little to know contact after learning that some of my family members are like this. They're fine with others being gay & even fine with me being an ally to them, but they will not go that extra step to accept me as being bi-romantic. People should never feel like they're something wrong them or shamed, especially by their family, for being who they are. Also, religion is no excuse to treat someone like garbage either. You can be religious & not have a burning hatred towards people just because they don't fit into this perfect little box you've been taught to fit into. Being straight & cis may be in the majority, but that doesn't mean it should be the norm while every other gender identity & sexuality is treated like it's wrong or a choose when it's neither of those things. People should be allowed to safely explore & discover who they are & be able to live their life as who they are without fear of being bullied, shamed, harrassed, attack, or their rights being constantly attacked
I know right? One of my uncles are gay and no one minds. But my mom was very clear that she didn't want me to be gay ever since I was 4 (no, really. I was at school one day and after I left she just randomly told me that "hey don't ever date boys. Marriage is between a man and a woman" and asked me to promisse that I would never date men) so God frickin' help me if I ever decide to come out/get outed as trans and bi.
Surely spoiler alert: they're not fine with those family members being gay.
@@Birbface oh we know. But at least it's nice of them to prentend like it
We got you 💜
NIMBY parents.
"Finest Pizza in all of oakmont"
Listen I like a good Little Caesars Hot-N-Ready, but that is a very controversial pizza claim to make.
That's my biggest issue, too. Who cares about who's gay or whatever, I need to know Oakmont's gastro-geo-economic pizza availability. Or why the production crew couldn't budget for someone to dumspter-dive a slightly less greasy box from *any* other establishment.
"My son has got the best arm in the entire state"
That's what he said
When he said that I was like "Sorry, the fuck what?!?"
The acting in these never get old, so wooden but sincere. These are like a sweet little morsel everytime. This one is kind of cheesy and unrealistic, but i like the message and the vibes.
It's kinda wholesome in a way ngl ;-;
"What did you do to him?"
Hey, dad character, you might not want to know the answer to that question. It involves Tony on top of your son, a lot.
"Similar stuff to what you did last night"
Drugs sex and rock n roll, Caelan. How did you forget how gay rock n roll is.
17:52 the gay reverend buttoning up the top button of his cardigan for 5 seconds straight got me
Of course! Cause we cannot have gay rep without one of the partners pressuring their partner to come out and then the closeted one is seen as the bad guy! Cause who cares about boundaries and doing things at your own pace? The homophobes aren’t the villains, the gays being closeted bc of the unsafe environment are the REAL villains!!
But anyway, that plot twist abt the das had me in TEARS.
Frrrrrr. I read a book where that happened, and it felt so weird to me. Like, they didn’t know if it was safe. Luckily everything turned out fine, but it gave me an icky feeling. Glad I’m not the only one.
@@Morrislover.they.xem.What was the book?
"Slurping Gooning Gagging Greasing" is my favorite Daft Punk song!
why is this not hearted?
“My little daddy wrinklebigot…~”
That made me audibly CACKLE, ty for that birthday gift 😂
1:30 you are actually born with a full set of adult teeth they’re kinda just up in your skull until they want to break free. These teeth are by no means fully developed but they are a “full set” of permanent teeth they don’t have calcium or crowns but they are still by every definition there
Thanks that's terrifying!
My teeth in year 4: fREE Us
Scientists came up with a process which might let ppl regrow lost teeth as an adult. Your body shuts off the genes for tooth growing when you’re little but they found a way to turn them back on; they’re starting human trials in japan in like a week or two. Google it it’s wild
Break free by ariana grande
Like boobs! We all have them, all our lives, just waiting for the oestrogen activation signal.
Porn when the fucking never starts is awful
STOP 💀
19:24 “find a gayer job, like barista or youtuber” the fact that those are the ONLY TWO jobs i’ve had
"I'm gonna go stay with one of my "friends" from the football team"
OK honey.
Sorry to the guys who have been in this position before but the most infuriating thing about this is when the boyfriend is like "wow i didn't know it would be that bad" like bruh you pressured him into coming out to his family and getting disowned/thrown out was never a possibility? some families love jesus more than they love their family brandon and just cause yours was accepting isn't enough of a reason to expect your bf to take the same risk >_>
This short is giving SAY UNCLE, same level of acting.
19:21 "Find a gayer job, like Barista or RUclipsr" I FEEL SO CALLED OUT LMFAO that's literally me
11:55 If you or a loved one has encountered a bisexual, you may be entitled to financial compensation.
Oh thank god, they were bi in my presence for a whole hour, and I'm aroace I should've phased out of existence by then! What kind of reparations can I expect?
I'll compensate you-
THE WAY THE BROTHER SAT THERE LIKE “this is a little weird and kinda sad lmao Imma go give him a pep talk also dads gay lol”
Dhar man didnt even jump out of the recording booth to live inside our ears this time
So can we just assume that the mom lives with her “roommate” Janet?
"Eat the priest" but in which way? Instructions unclear.
How am I supposed to get anything done in the next 22 HOURzaAH
22 hours up!!
Did you get anything done?
@@RealSkello yes the design i made commemorating trumps 34 convictions is now live
Nah that zaAH at the end is peak gay language LMAO
How did you comment this 1 day ago when the video was posted today
Dang, you put more emotion into a single line than they do in the entire performance.
Classically trained (not really but I’m a Virgo)
At 3:19 and I’m already thinking “which one is supposed to be gay.?” They all seem pretty gay so far. Even the dad! 😂
You know, I was a bit confused about the jail bit but then when you started to lay out your plan I was weirdly disappointed that it didn't include a visit to the jail.
The jail bit was the best bit. I want me some shiv pizza.
I'm kinda disappointed the gay son was Drew Gooden and not the sports one, because it means that "best arm in the state" comment at the beginning is a missed opportunity
The next video is the brother enlightening them to the truth of bisexuality
I’m not sure why but your voice is just so pleasing to listen to, it just sounds lovely.
I love listening to your videos when I need to relax and have a laugh. Or in your more serious videos it’s easy to pay attention to you and follow along, which is a lot for my ADHD brain but you make everything engaging.
It’s not just your lovely sounding voice but also your entire presence, you’re able to make light of dark situations and you have so much snappy and acerbic jokes that add so much to each video.
Sorry for the long compliment, I’ve just been watching your videos a lot and felt I needed to say thank you for being you and putting yourself out there. I’m sure you make the day of many people, every day, by sharing your confident, clever and witty self, with your soothing voice, online. Thank you for all you’ve contributed so far to the internet. You’re just super interesting and it’s fun to listen to you talk while I’m mooching about doing chores.
This means so much to me, I get A LOT of disgusting comments about my voice, and always have. I used to be incredibly self conscious to the point I didn’t even speak in class, and gave up opportunities to do panels and talks.
I’m finally so much more okay with it, and it’s comments like this that help me get to a better place! So thank you! 💕
Football son is also clearly secretly trans. Thus the trans color sweatshirt. I'm not fooled by that little bit of peach in the mix.
WWWHYYY DO I HAVE TO WAaaiiiiGHTTTTTA
I KNOW BUT NOT ANYMORE, IT'S OUT (unlike me)
haha i love that his name is carl because everytime uis boyfriend says it it sounds “come on girl lets leave girl”
He has a bedazzled denim jacket... honey.
If you didn't know that's on you
Literally got here as the premiere ended, hearin you tell me to subscribe and like; and then restarted the vid only for you to tell me to sub again xD
I swear im subbed!
But are you subbed?
Me too
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) same
@@lindensalter6713 let me check... .... ... yes
How does dad feel about doors? He probably thinks they're awesome and listens to "people are strange" on repeat with old Rev. Grant until 5 am.
“Little miss greedy paws” was my nickname in high school.
that's what I call my cat when she tries to steal my food.
"I think that Dad is ga too"
Just when I thought nothing would top "BE QUIET FRUITY BOY"
I don't understand who writes these things. Like... they presumably pay people to act in the films and film the films, why do they not hire a writer who actually charges for their craft. A person people consider worth paying.
The binoculars lol
15:25 the conversation that basically happened:
“get in the car.”
“what’s going on?”
“GET IN THE FUCKING CAR!”
Wasn't expecting to ever hear Caelan say poof and pooftery. A hole in my soul just got filled
"It's me, Trent."
"GOAWAYTRENT!"
Monitoring all his credit cards,,, that’s financial abuse lol
65 likes in 25 mins? Caelan Conrad fell off
-i get sniped immediately for my totally original joke-
I have tiny ears too, everyone called me baby ears at school
its ok baby ears
"You're gonna wanna hear this" * plays Chappell Roan *
I AM HOWLINGGGGGG 🤣🤣
i'm SO obssessed with trent's performance he's trying his absolute best and i love that for him
Why are "allies" so obsessed with making people come out?
so they know in front of which person they have to keep up the ally act
My favorite moment in this video is when tony is jumping around outside the window excitedly. Like babe you have no idea what they're saying in there.
“MY JOHN:13th REASON WHY” CRYING
I half expected the dad to do a double take when the straight son lied about wanting to hang out at a friend's house and demanded right then and there if he was gay, too.
"Love is love" 🤢 You don't need to be in love for your existence to be valid.
Ofc you don't have to be on love to be valid but that isnt related to the fact that love is love
Honestly as a nonbinary person, “hey slurs” is my very favorite gender neutral greeting
The straight brother is cute af
Bro, when you said "you are going to need to hear this" the song "good luck, baby!" Start playing, WHY ONE OF MY FAVORITE SONGS!
Absolutely lost it when you showed the boiling kettle hahaha
I've never watched a video of yours until now and you give a full Alexis Rose mixed with Stefan (from SNL) vibe and I love it 😂
When the gay son started talking about the Reverend with his power, I so thought he was gonna do the Spider-Man thing.
1:14 I would think Dhar Mann would have the common sense to have the dad praising his son nonstop in the living room or in his son's bedroom, like his son is upset and his dad is trying to comfort him. That just seems more appropriate and realistic.
I cannot wait for this!!!!! Gonna show it to my roomie, we love these Dhar Mann reaction videos and u r so funny and lovely Caelan! Happy pride!! 🏳️🌈❤️
Wait wait wait you're gonna wanna hear this...
We work in secret. We live in shadows. We mysteriously stay in with our "roommate" when we get a week off. We have ADHD. We have weird parents who really can't read a room (and who sometimes abruptly admit to being bisexual while denying they're bisexual... TMI?). We are sponsored by sex scientists and they love it.
Also God's Kingdom can kick rocks.
thanks to this magical performance, I really want to see a pizza box top picture of a jail where the bars are made out of unsliced pepperoni
When the boyfriend said "Carl, I think we should go..." I thought he said "GURL, I think we should go..." and I was like okaaay I think we're laying it on A BIT TOO THICK NOW.
I'd like to see the behind the behind the scenes of this to see what cave they recorded the audio in.
Finest Pizza in Oakmont, Is Little Caesars? That's so sad 😭
omg the chappel roan bit THREW ME TO THE FLOOR 😭
“I turned that into a GYYYYYMMMMM 👹”
I’m an ex-homophobe, ex-Christian straight guy who still has lots of hang ups about sex, so your ad for male sex toys and talking about just enjoying pleasure was really cool to hear. There’s so much latent stigma about sex and pleasure for men of my specific background.
I thought the brother in the trans coloured hoodie was going to be the gay
I want the hoodie so bad too. Corporate pride month collections keep giving us garish crap, but where's MY tie dye pride hoodie????
Literally I want it I would actually buy it, I've been living the trans black hoodie stereotype and I want a change
Here for the ear-shaming!
I love how you play with language, Caelan - you always put a smile on my face
My partner would probably say "the acting was so wooden I got splinters!"
That *really* was more genuine than anything Dharr Man made!
Awesome video, thanks for sharing!
making me wait a whole day to see this. on pride month. is so fucked up
love ur vids im just joshing
“Bisexuals are very real”. Thank you, Caelan.
No I'm not.