Dhar Mann’s “Pro-Gay” Videos are bad, actually.

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  • Опубликовано: 16 окт 2024

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  • @caelanconrad
    @caelanconrad  7 месяцев назад +221

    Subscribe and turn that MOTHERFCKIN BELL ON!!!
    Hang out with me on Patreon! www.patreon.com/caelanconrad

    • @jeremyusreevu237
      @jeremyusreevu237 7 месяцев назад +9

      So, are you going to react to Dhar Mann ripoffs as well? If you think Dhar Mann is insane, wait till you see Generation Hope, Sameer Bhavnani, and Tomorrow's Teachings.

    • @caelanconrad
      @caelanconrad  7 месяцев назад +27

      Oh don’t worry. There’s several I watched that I thought were Dhar Mann for a few minutes before I realized, and they were SO MUCH WORSE.

    • @avelione
      @avelione 7 месяцев назад +2

      You look like a character from Wayne's World here...I have no idea who are these people and what is this all about xd

    • @SerenadeSystemsIncorporated
      @SerenadeSystemsIncorporated 7 месяцев назад +3

      Saw the freezer bride poster and realized I mightve seen a show with ya, ethel is the bomb live

    • @caelanconrad
      @caelanconrad  7 месяцев назад +5

      @SerenadeSystemsIncorporated I went to the Montreal show!

  • @BeeTeaBoi
    @BeeTeaBoi 7 месяцев назад +3046

    "You shouldn't be scared to be yourself, no matter what" that's why Dhar Mann isn't scared to be a bad employer, he's staying true to himself

    • @LindleyArnold-nc9vy
      @LindleyArnold-nc9vy 6 месяцев назад +18

      1.1k likes and no replies let me fix that

    • @jocklazer4
      @jocklazer4 6 месяцев назад +12

      Lol😂 savage

    • @GracieHakim
      @GracieHakim 6 месяцев назад +3

      *bad writer. He's the Tyler Perry of RUclips. 🤣

    • @RonDoncombe
      @RonDoncombe 6 месяцев назад +7

      dam bro you really roast him badly

    • @KimberlyCaldwell-xb2if
      @KimberlyCaldwell-xb2if 3 месяца назад

      😂😂😂😂

  • @paulv8773
    @paulv8773 7 месяцев назад +1921

    "GAY" DHAR
    I can't not read that as gaydar.

    • @sperry8399
      @sperry8399 7 месяцев назад +5

      😂

    • @Dougiewoof
      @Dougiewoof 7 месяцев назад +3

      Aaaaa omg dying

    • @CarysCreatesThings
      @CarysCreatesThings 7 месяцев назад +14

      I was just about to make a gaydar pun when I saw your comment.

    • @tempesttossed6029
      @tempesttossed6029 7 месяцев назад +8

      "Stay tuned for the thrilling conclusion next time on Gay-Dhar Man!"

    • @S0URBUGG1EZ
      @S0URBUGG1EZ 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@tempesttossed6029
      “Where’s my gay-dhar Mann?”
      “Where’s my gay-dhar, Mann?”

  • @FluxChanneler
    @FluxChanneler 7 месяцев назад +1684

    I love how the teacher just stands there and does literally nothing about the homophobic student with the anger issues. Most realistic aspect of the video.

    • @RoguSpanish
      @RoguSpanish 7 месяцев назад +197

      He literally says "I can say what I want to, I'm the new president!" and she just stands there like "yeah that's true, he's got me there, that is exactly how class presidents work"

    • @UnkownWonders
      @UnkownWonders 7 месяцев назад +48

      They just ain't getting paid enough to genuinely care to be fair

    • @charliebowles9456
      @charliebowles9456 6 месяцев назад +19

      Just like my senior English class experience 🥰

    • @itzskye7074
      @itzskye7074 6 месяцев назад +3

      She’s giving caline bustier

    • @Stettafire
      @Stettafire 6 месяцев назад +9

      About to say, totally real. Too real

  • @Kriseiri
    @Kriseiri 7 месяцев назад +2199

    as a gay Dhar Mann I am only attracted to other Dhar Menn

    • @Local_Metalheadd
      @Local_Metalheadd 7 месяцев назад +89

      Valid 💕💕🤩

    • @Swedishmafia101MemeCorporation
      @Swedishmafia101MemeCorporation 7 месяцев назад +124

      Let's not forget about Dhar Womenn

    • @insu_na
      @insu_na 7 месяцев назад +77

      Excuse me? It's Dhar Männer

    • @prudentreality
      @prudentreality 7 месяцев назад +97

      Would you be open to dating Dhar TransMennschen?

    • @juliawolf156
      @juliawolf156 7 месяцев назад +41

      Not just the Dhar Menn, but the Dhar Womenn and the Dhar Childrenn! I subscribed to them all like the life-changing RUclipsrs that they are.

  • @DaftBanana
    @DaftBanana 7 месяцев назад +602

    "don't vote for gay pete" is possibly the best prop for a production I have ever seen in my entire life

    • @NearsightedNarhwal
      @NearsightedNarhwal 7 месяцев назад

      If actual homophobes started making propaganda like that, I’d let them

    • @RLucas3000
      @RLucas3000 6 месяцев назад +11

      Right up there with the GList

    • @Blaineiskindagay
      @Blaineiskindagay 4 месяца назад

      @@RLucas3000 R e a l

  • @Jane-oz7pp
    @Jane-oz7pp 7 месяцев назад +627

    it's interesting to me that they always depict the bully kids as being like... punks? As though punks aren't radically, even violently, accepting of queerness.

    • @magikphoenix140
      @magikphoenix140 6 месяцев назад +126

      And, usually anti-conformist, so the concept of them bullying somebody for being different is very unlikely

    • @dianakosianka5344
      @dianakosianka5344 6 месяцев назад +55

      Fully agreed. I know from experience that the punk and goth community are some of the most open-minded people out there

    • @LoganBluth
      @LoganBluth 6 месяцев назад +34

      Is that kid a "punk"? I'm not trying to be combative, I'm honestly asking. I grew up as a punk back in the 80s, so the look was very different back then. Haha

    • @Xint-ri2wk
      @Xint-ri2wk 6 месяцев назад +26

      real, the whole idea of punk culture is to fight against comformivity and be yourself no matter what

    • @Flynn_inthebin
      @Flynn_inthebin 6 месяцев назад +18

      Literally, I'm a gay punk.

  • @Ozzymandius1
    @Ozzymandius1 7 месяцев назад +1196

    “There's something off about you, and once I find out what it is, I'm going to tell the whole school,” he says with THAT haircut.

    • @JaceReboot
      @JaceReboot 7 месяцев назад +40

      Maybe Ellen actually needs some more gay pals, they coulda told him that haircut is not it. Even when mullets were in fashion they were never fashionable 😂

    • @juniperrodley9843
      @juniperrodley9843 7 месяцев назад +48

      Is he mad that the other guy likes guys, or is he mad the other guy likes guys that aren't him?

    • @KaliqueClawthorne
      @KaliqueClawthorne 7 месяцев назад +9

      Maybe he grows it for a mullet competition

    • @Ozzymandius1
      @Ozzymandius1 7 месяцев назад +13

      @@KaliqueClawthorne Well he lost it.

    • @Seabreeze843
      @Seabreeze843 7 месяцев назад

      That character is a closet trans lesbian you can't change my mind

  • @artandme_
    @artandme_ 7 месяцев назад +1029

    As a bi woman, I also love women and their volvo's 😂

    • @lmcb8447
      @lmcb8447 7 месяцев назад +38

      I love handling with gentle care volvos too, they last longer and are smoother on the highway

    • @Ozzymandius1
      @Ozzymandius1 7 месяцев назад +10

      @@OllamhDrab Nice roof rack. Where can I get myself a nice set?

    • @rinsuu9848
      @rinsuu9848 7 месяцев назад +26

      Honestly I've met some dudes with pretty nice volvos too

    • @8lec_R
      @8lec_R 7 месяцев назад +7

      Vroom vroom 😂

    • @ilikegirls6891
      @ilikegirls6891 7 месяцев назад +12

      as a lesbian i too love women, and their volovos

  • @sleepingwitharia
    @sleepingwitharia 7 месяцев назад +1224

    That's not fake Ellen DeGeneres, that's dollar store Evan Peters

    • @akaErma
      @akaErma 7 месяцев назад +4

      🤣

    • @Dougiewoof
      @Dougiewoof 7 месяцев назад +3

      Lol

    • @hopsonkim4952
      @hopsonkim4952 7 месяцев назад +13

      I’ll settle this: it’s if Ellen played Budnick from Salute Your Shorts

    • @liquidfur2
      @liquidfur2 7 месяцев назад +3

      It's definitely Jodie Foster

    • @AngelDRose
      @AngelDRose 7 месяцев назад +11

      Generic 80’s Bully costume from Spirit Halloween.

  • @serpenking
    @serpenking 7 месяцев назад +479

    he said fruit boy with his lips but we all know what he was saying in his heart 😔

    • @prudentreality
      @prudentreality 7 месяцев назад +89

      It was whispering, longingly, lustfully, “my loverrrrr”.

    • @Pencilfiend241
      @Pencilfiend241 7 месяцев назад +39

      @@prudentreality i was gong to say 'boyfriend' but this is better

  • @raveneskridge3143
    @raveneskridge3143 7 месяцев назад +230

    the fact that Dhar Mann's understanding of homophobia ends at "people don't support gays and are verbally mean to them" doesn't shock me in the least.

  • @arilawrence5853
    @arilawrence5853 7 месяцев назад +744

    So glad that Dhar Mann solved homophobia…. if we were all in a 90’s PSA

    • @daelen.cclark
      @daelen.cclark 5 месяцев назад +5

      Not even 90’s, more like 70’s.

  • @imarandomperson761
    @imarandomperson761 7 месяцев назад +611

    Dhar Mann's gay videos are some of the funniest, and also a perfect example of why he isn't actually "changing lives" when you look at the comments 💀

    • @334yopf
      @334yopf 7 месяцев назад +46

      I dont even want to know what the comments on these videos are

    • @imarandomperson761
      @imarandomperson761 7 месяцев назад +225

      @@334yopf Well to give you an idea, he recently released a video of a dude bullied for wearing makeup and the comments are filled to the brim with "first time I agree with the antagonist" or "bro was asking to get bullied"
      I'll let you imagine what the comments on his gay videos are like

    • @alexv3372
      @alexv3372 7 месяцев назад +94

      Why does he deserve to get bullied though?
      I mean if a guy wants to wear makeup let him cook❤️‍🔥
      It’s not that hard to mind your business

    • @squirrel670
      @squirrel670 7 месяцев назад +162

      ​​@@alexv3372 cause they're just as bad as the cartoon stereotypical bullies. It just shows that people watch these for their own self validation and not to actually learn morals.

    • @avalokiteshvara113
      @avalokiteshvara113 7 месяцев назад

      ​@@alexv3372it apparently is for most of the world, friend. Sadly

  • @poppyameiIa
    @poppyameiIa 7 месяцев назад +313

    the one-two punch of “be quiet, fruity boy!“ followed by “i can say what i want to! i’m the new president!” spoken with the exact kind of mindless cadence that implies he _genuinely_ thinks he’s president of the united states now… that’s cinema, baby!

  • @AmyMist
    @AmyMist 7 месяцев назад +424

    I think my sign would just say "GENDER" with no other context whatsoever.

    • @PRGME7
      @PRGME7 7 месяцев назад +21

      That’ll do it.

    • @1th_to_comment.
      @1th_to_comment. 6 месяцев назад +19

      That'll confuse the transphobes!

    • @buggypc9753
      @buggypc9753 6 месяцев назад +19

      You're so real for that

    • @ironman20150
      @ironman20150 6 месяцев назад

      if i had power of public restrooms i would label them all with 💩💦 and “please wash your hands.”

    • @childeofepickness
      @childeofepickness 4 месяца назад +3

      gender 🤩

  • @jaecat
    @jaecat 7 месяцев назад +247

    @5’30”, love the idea that the school bully would need a firm evidence base before denouncing a classmate as gay. “Once I’ve double-sourced this, you’ll be sorry!”

    • @KoshVader
      @KoshVader 5 месяцев назад +14

      'You're so gay!'
      'Citation needed.'

  • @sn000by
    @sn000by 7 месяцев назад +358

    my anti-campaign poster would be "Don't vote for Chronic Eczema Charlotte!" and i would print it myself because I like complaining about my ailments and do not want any responsibility

    • @8GrantRantsUnited8
      @8GrantRantsUnited8 7 месяцев назад +5

      Can i get that on a tshirt PLEASE

    • @sn000by
      @sn000by 7 месяцев назад +5

      @@8GrantRantsUnited8 YES, please do! I need people to spread the word

    • @mythcat1273
      @mythcat1273 7 месяцев назад +14

      not even kidding, that is on par with some of the nicknames the bullies in dhar mann videos give the bullied kids

    • @sn000by
      @sn000by 7 месяцев назад +14

      @@mythcat1273 Omg i wish my highschool bullies called me Dhar Mann tier names instead of what they actually called me lmao

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 7 месяцев назад

      My farts are better than Caelan's farts.

  • @kolb1e
    @kolb1e 7 месяцев назад +152

    “biblically accurate slurs” is going on the list of potential band names

    • @BenIThink
      @BenIThink 6 месяцев назад +3

      LMAO😂

  • @emisformaker
    @emisformaker 7 месяцев назад +269

    When he announces that he's going to expose himself, I shouted to my empty house, "Phrasing!"

    • @luishenriquefalconifilho2124
      @luishenriquefalconifilho2124 7 месяцев назад +15

      LMAO, I was thinking "Is this a Dhar Mann video or an Elite episode for students to be exposing themselves like that?"

  • @earlthesquirrelfromflorenc7705
    @earlthesquirrelfromflorenc7705 7 месяцев назад +302

    “I knew there was something off about you. You’re gay.”
    Today I learned where that TikTok audio comes from lol
    That was quite the flashback, I haven’t been on that platform for so long

    • @AJ2DAGAMES
      @AJ2DAGAMES 6 месяцев назад +13

      that's a TikTok audio? 😭 that's awesome 😭😭 i just stumbled upon and watched this video, that part was like my favorite. I could not stop rewinding, too goddamn funny

  • @juniperrodley9843
    @juniperrodley9843 7 месяцев назад +110

    Seeing the Hilary Duff that's so gay ad unlocked one of my core memories. That one advertisement is why I never said gay as an insult. That thing saved me from getting closer to a toxic friend who did use it as an insult. It's so silly looking back but damn if it didn't do its job

    • @TigerPrawn_
      @TigerPrawn_ 7 месяцев назад +9

      This is a beautiful story ❤❤❤

    • @juniperrodley9843
      @juniperrodley9843 7 месяцев назад +16

      @@TigerPrawn_ dhar mann comment

  • @aaronhoffman1278
    @aaronhoffman1278 7 месяцев назад +379

    I am still DYING that "Ellen" is supposed to be a HS student ☠☠☠

    • @nox7919
      @nox7919 7 месяцев назад +31

      mans is at least 30

    • @dinosaysrawr
      @dinosaysrawr 7 месяцев назад +22

      And is at least a head shorter than all of his bullying victims.

    • @theofficialjakestanlol
      @theofficialjakestanlol 6 месяцев назад

      He’s just mad that his only place in society is twink 😍

    • @IrisTheGreat4
      @IrisTheGreat4 4 месяца назад +3

      bro has a mullet 😭😭😭

  • @sammyvictors2603
    @sammyvictors2603 7 месяцев назад +292

    Always thought Dhar Mann's videos were weird, like a modern day after school special.
    He seems to have a thing against gold-diggers.

    • @Chuck_EL
      @Chuck_EL 7 месяцев назад +35

      I read his dad and mom were pretty much middle class and he grew up with a privileged life and was bullied and used for his money from his childhood to teenage hood
      I think that influenced how he writes his videos especially since they all seem like 1980s-1990s Rom coms, after school specials and TV shows

    • @waffles3629
      @waffles3629 7 месяцев назад +4

      Same, I saw one a few years ago and like 30 seconds in just noped out.

    • @OhhCrapGuy
      @OhhCrapGuy 6 месяцев назад +5

      His videos are just the absolute most inane, rage inducing, sickeningly saccharine sweet hopeful, "everyone is such a strawman that just having two of them in the same room is technically violating the fire code", 1D villain, 0D protagonist, mindless engagement farming drivel on the entire Internet.
      His videos make Chick Tracts look like academic critiques.
      Ffs, The Daily Wire (as in the Ben Shapiro fascism cult) is more intellectually honest than Dhar Mann.
      And to be clear, that is not in any way intended to compliment The Daily Wire.

  • @sivvak1426
    @sivvak1426 7 месяцев назад +140

    "DON'T VOTE FOR GAY PETE!" sounds like a very late Pete Buttigieg attack add. This series is an absolute delight and my fave on RUclips, thank you so much for making it!

  • @nox7919
    @nox7919 7 месяцев назад +183

    Nooooo the squeaky rubber seat sounds weren't added in??? you have to be kidding me

    • @lav-kitty
      @lav-kitty 6 месяцев назад +10

      the fact they hearted this and have no further answer makes me believe it's a yes, and i'm so upset by that information

    • @caelanconrad
      @caelanconrad  6 месяцев назад +32

      I didn’t add them in, but I did drag the audio over a bit so it lined up better with the clips I used

  • @seraphonica
    @seraphonica 7 месяцев назад +156

    For all you weirdos out there who don't use subtitles? This is an exception worth making.

    • @seraphonica
      @seraphonica 7 месяцев назад +21

      Signed, a weirdo out there who always uses subtitles (aka not shaming!)

    • @dontpickonme
      @dontpickonme 7 месяцев назад +6

      Effwording donk, it's a pewpew!

  • @mrbubbies_
    @mrbubbies_ 7 месяцев назад +78

    ‘Be quiet fruity boy!’ Is in my permanent vocabulary now 😂

  • @0p0ssum
    @0p0ssum 7 месяцев назад +163

    Why does the bully look like a wannabe dean winchester

    • @gasriel3066
      @gasriel3066 7 месяцев назад +11

      Omg, I can see it.

  • @invisibleradish
    @invisibleradish 7 месяцев назад +42

    I love how there's no discipline from that teacher for the guy yelling about how no one should vote for the fruit because he's gay in the pro gay video

  • @rainestorm6029
    @rainestorm6029 6 месяцев назад +41

    "BE QUIET, FRUITY BOY" will now enter my daily vocab

  • @BowtieFlumph
    @BowtieFlumph 7 месяцев назад +173

    Just so everybody knows (haven't watched the whole video) Dhar Mann has been outed as being a very bad employer who doesn't pay the actors well

  • @JenniferElizabeth311
    @JenniferElizabeth311 7 месяцев назад +49

    My mom's funeral was Tuesday. Smiling hasn't been a thing in a week. Thank you for making me laugh out loud and feel lighter for the first time since I found out about her passing.

    • @caelanconrad
      @caelanconrad  7 месяцев назад +25

      I’m so so sorry for your loss, and I’m so happy I could make you laugh. Thank you for leaving this comment, please take care of yourself and be kind to yourself 💕

  • @Com-rat
    @Com-rat 7 месяцев назад +62

    Me and my friends watched this together out of boredom, idk why Pete would be nervous to come out here, there are 15 people and the guy in the front has a shirt that says “BE YOU” with a rainbow

  • @avelione
    @avelione 7 месяцев назад +101

    This short film is like an alternate universe Earth's vaguely North American 80's/90's educational video made in 4K in early 2000's . The tall gay guy is hot tho🤣

  • @judahjubilee4572
    @judahjubilee4572 7 месяцев назад +64

    This is soooooo important for me, a gay who was homeschooled. Thats just the wonder of good cinema u kno, putting you in the perspective and struggles of your peers.
    Now I can assimilate knowing what a "school president" is and "how bad can school bullying REALLY be?" Thanks Calendar Comrade and Dollman! It's good to know that everyone DOES chant and applaud just like they do on Tumblr!

  • @HazelwithaZ
    @HazelwithaZ 7 месяцев назад +123

    "Another politician lying." 💀💀💀

  • @Swedishmafia101MemeCorporation
    @Swedishmafia101MemeCorporation 7 месяцев назад +113

    Gay RUclipsr Mocks Dhar Mann, Lives To Regret It! (Must watch!)

    • @cablehogue599
      @cablehogue599 7 месяцев назад +8

      😂😂😂😂

    • @superdolphin440
      @superdolphin440 7 месяцев назад +8

      So, you see...

    • @PRGME7
      @PRGME7 7 месяцев назад +2

      @@superdolphin440you see,

  • @KatPadmore
    @KatPadmore 7 месяцев назад +69

    i see that building at 12:58, you ain't slick Caelan (but you are iconic)
    also this "why I oughta" accent is killing me

    • @akaErma
      @akaErma 7 месяцев назад +7

      Me recognizing that building like... 😈

  • @theartofnina
    @theartofnina 7 месяцев назад +37

    The rubber sounds were so exaggerated I thought you edited them in lmfao

  • @Apollo_Hypnos_Queerest_Gods
    @Apollo_Hypnos_Queerest_Gods 7 месяцев назад +153

    I'm sorry the little laugh over 'Ellen DeGeneres' absolutely sent me

    • @caelanconrad
      @caelanconrad  7 месяцев назад +31

      IDK why I thought it was so funny 😩

    • @prudentreality
      @prudentreality 7 месяцев назад +10

      @@caelanconradcuz you’re brilliant, dahling, and it was hysterical. That’s why.

    • @Ozzymandius1
      @Ozzymandius1 7 месяцев назад +5

      @@caelanconrad because you're funny. I had this playing in the background while I cooked and my boyfriend was cackling.

  • @cosmicsongbird3047
    @cosmicsongbird3047 7 месяцев назад +35

    I can't wait until the "Gay Banshee Laughter" part of the video becomes a meme reaction video on twitter lmfao. 😭😭 That was the best part of the video.

  • @NFM1337
    @NFM1337 7 месяцев назад +18

    Cringe is a small price to pay for completely ending homophobia. Thank you, Dhar Mann!

  • @Syurtpiutha
    @Syurtpiutha 7 месяцев назад +22

    Your bully impression is fucking delightful. Also, the kettle edit into you laugh was hilarious.

    • @zacharyunger2004
      @zacharyunger2004 7 месяцев назад +5

      "When i'm elected I'll make all the teachers dress up like my mom and tell us that we're good good boys! And also..."😂

  • @incineroar9933
    @incineroar9933 7 месяцев назад +14

    I like that Frank is like a full foot shorter than the guy he bullies.

  • @sailorg00n
    @sailorg00n 7 месяцев назад +29

    Can I pleaze design a shirt that says HEY SLURS for Caelan because I need one but I wanna fund this degeneracy

  • @juniperrodley9843
    @juniperrodley9843 7 месяцев назад +11

    You know I'm internet poisoned because my first thought when Pete said "everybody I have an announcement" was the Snapcube Eggman speech

  • @emmasmith2136
    @emmasmith2136 7 месяцев назад +26

    When fake Ellen DeGeneres slinked into that restaurant and peered around every corner I swear I expected him to show up with a male date…

  • @hexinthelilypond4213
    @hexinthelilypond4213 6 месяцев назад +15

    My sign would probably be BISEXUAL MENACE with a biohazard symbol. The evidence would be me at like, eleven, making two girl sims kiss.

  • @Only2late
    @Only2late 7 месяцев назад +10

    Julian was giving heavy "ghost of a dead loved one looking on in pride before they retreat to the aether" vibes when he was leaning on the door frame

  • @NathanATaylor
    @NathanATaylor 7 месяцев назад +28

    4:47 he exhales on the "grow up" so hard that the bully's hair shifts

  • @BrianGryphon
    @BrianGryphon 7 месяцев назад +50

    "and their volvos"

  • @of3788
    @of3788 6 месяцев назад +14

    You know an inclusivity video is bad when they accidentally make the homophobic bully by far the funniest and most interesting charicter

  • @jeremyusreevu237
    @jeremyusreevu237 7 месяцев назад +64

    Oh hell yes, you're reacting to Dharr Mann!

  • @human_plant
    @human_plant 7 месяцев назад +37

    Caelen is a cleric and their patron goddess is Ethel Cain

  • @madsstokes
    @madsstokes 7 месяцев назад +39

    I can't believe youtube let you say library magenta!!!

    • @Null-value
      @Null-value 7 месяцев назад +8

      For the less initiated, what does that mean?

    • @madsstokes
      @madsstokes 6 месяцев назад +4

      @@Null-value Labia majora.

    • @Null-value
      @Null-value 6 месяцев назад +3

      @@madsstokes ah okay 👍

  • @Frg_ft
    @Frg_ft 6 месяцев назад +7

    “BE QUIET FRUITY BOY” I said that to my girlfriend and she just broke out laughing 😂

  • @22wolves22
    @22wolves22 7 месяцев назад +57

    HEY DHAR MANN FAM! I HOPE YOU LOVED THAT DRAMATIZATION!

  • @rachelnotluf4585
    @rachelnotluf4585 7 месяцев назад +17

    14:00 OMG that "cafeteria" shot is so cursed! You cannot convince me it isn't a hostage video.

  • @prudentreality
    @prudentreality 7 месяцев назад +27

    I vote for a series of Caelan shorts featuring the misadventures of 20’s boy-gangster-bully Ellen DeGeneres and his mullet. I’d watch the hell out of those!

  • @spiderill7791
    @spiderill7791 7 месяцев назад +11

    Dharmann is a genius - he literally films those 'then everybody clapped' stories and makes thousands of dollars from them. We are slacking! There's money to be made from the worst pieces of internet garbage! 😂

  • @Poulutumurnu
    @Poulutumurnu 7 месяцев назад +31

    I loved it when they said it’s dahhring time and manned all over the place

  • @sadina1348
    @sadina1348 7 месяцев назад +47

    7:30 YOU DIDINT EDIT THOSE INNN!??? LMAOOOO I thought for sure it sounds too ridiculous to be from the original video, who did the sound design? is the pay so low they just dont care anymore
    edit: watched til the end, did dhat man even go to school? either way you made me laugh a lot so yipeeee

  • @Sad_Bumper_Sticker
    @Sad_Bumper_Sticker 7 месяцев назад +17

    I was utterly you ADDED those cute rubber noises post-production 😅

    • @caelanconrad
      @caelanconrad  7 месяцев назад +12

      I extended one but it’s all from the video lmao

  • @gh0st_b0yfriend
    @gh0st_b0yfriend 7 месяцев назад +13

    Thefter. You said thefter 😭 I just. Adore you. This series is my favorite thing on the internet rn. After binging all of your (brilliant insightful important) super traumatizing videos, I think I need like 12 more of these to restore my life levels.

  • @TheDerpyDeed
    @TheDerpyDeed 7 месяцев назад +11

    "hey slurrrrs~"
    I FEEL SEEN
    I love that intro so much

  • @JaneFleesTexas
    @JaneFleesTexas 7 месяцев назад +6

    9:46… I have no idea how you come up with this level of creative & hilarious snark! 🤣 “I just wanted YOU to know you have the same color of hair as a dog we had to put down a few months ago! Her name was Dishwater.”
    I couldn’t see it coming then couldn’t agree more!! 🤣

  • @Silvermoon424
    @Silvermoon424 7 месяцев назад +23

    Caelan, I just wanted to let you know that I’ve started listening to your podcast and it’s killing me (in a good way because I’m addicted to it, lol). You are one of the funniest people on this platform!

  • @cherrycolareal
    @cherrycolareal 6 месяцев назад +7

    "be quiet, fruity boy" I want to use this in real life 😭

  • @winxforever
    @winxforever 6 месяцев назад +7

    "If you piss off the gays we will ruin your entire life" I LOVE THAT😂😂😂😂

  • @TempestuousInquiry
    @TempestuousInquiry 3 месяца назад +4

    The "I never heard of that before" clip will never fail to make me laugh

  • @seraphonica
    @seraphonica 7 месяцев назад +21

    17:27 what, no Caelan response to "I'm going to expose myself"?

  • @officialbritman4425
    @officialbritman4425 7 месяцев назад +6

    When someone in this kind of thing says they’re gay, I always gasp, and it improves my viewing experience exponentially

  • @sirusbones
    @sirusbones 7 месяцев назад +17

    Don't vote for gay Pete was what Republicans were saying when Buttigieg was running for President. 😂

  • @sarahdunfist9148
    @sarahdunfist9148 7 месяцев назад +5

    I literally woke my family up laughing so hard at that poster. I think dhar mans graphic designer should handle all add campaigns for elections from here on out.

  • @blandasbread
    @blandasbread 7 месяцев назад +12

    Even as the gay I am, I learn more about gay culture from them more than most other places.

  • @xingcat
    @xingcat 7 месяцев назад +16

    You Dhar Man Bully voice belongs in every new Dreamworks production from now on.

  • @ajmaleski7379
    @ajmaleski7379 7 месяцев назад +13

    So excited - Caelan's videos are always a bright spot in my day!

  • @indigo_0
    @indigo_0 6 месяцев назад +5

    pete looks exactly like krist novoselic and kurt cobain’s secret mutant love child

  • @FrenkTheJoy
    @FrenkTheJoy 7 месяцев назад +10

    The bully looks 35
    I mean if he wasn't dressed like Joey Jeremiah from the 1987 classic Degrassi Junior High I think he would look younger

  • @AbbeyAnn
    @AbbeyAnn 7 месяцев назад +10

    “Don’t vote for Gay Pete” is PEAK comedy

  • @Orange-tf3bf
    @Orange-tf3bf 7 месяцев назад +8

    I've been dying for someone to cover these, thank you

  • @Itl0v3r
    @Itl0v3r 6 месяцев назад +7

    Bro all the characters have voices that dont match them and it throws me off so much 😭😭

  • @Local_custard
    @Local_custard 7 месяцев назад +4

    My anti-campaign poster would be "Don't vote for The Bell Man (TM). If you hear him walking RUN" Because I make bells and I want everyone to know about them

    • @Local_custard
      @Local_custard 7 месяцев назад +3

      Also it would have a crusty, blown up jpeg photo of me about to eat and probably choke on a bell with a red X through it

  • @ArielVHarloff
    @ArielVHarloff 7 месяцев назад +5

    Guy just outed his boyfriend without talking about that first XD

  • @Entomology314
    @Entomology314 7 месяцев назад +8

    These videos are so nuanced and life changing! What incredible deep characters and remarkable acting! My life has been so changed by this nuance!

  • @ThatOneHomeGirl
    @ThatOneHomeGirl 7 месяцев назад +7

    Omg I’m here for the premiere? Hell yeah!

  • @ConflictingJumps
    @ConflictingJumps 5 месяцев назад +3

    The Bully Kid and the stereotypes that come along with that (anti-bullying videos and the new president therefore no more hate) and the random celeb pop up. I am rolling

  • @searchingfororion
    @searchingfororion 7 месяцев назад +7

    The lighting and (lack) of make-up in this "film" is the most severe hate crime through the production.

  • @Yanmay851
    @Yanmay851 7 месяцев назад +17

    this is probably the worst bully I've seen in any dhar mann video. He passes no qualifications whatsoever. Look at that fit. The hair. The lack of confidence. He doesn't even have a gang of goons behind him, what's he gonna do if they walk away? Trail after them hurling insults, or awkwardly stand there by himself?? He's so easily bullyable that it's pathetic they don't try. Just look over his shoulder and say "oh, no friends?" he'd run away crying 🙄🙄

  • @LittleBoxFox
    @LittleBoxFox 6 месяцев назад +6

    The dumb printed image of them holding hands really got me. It kinda looks at first glance like theyre arm wrestling lol

  • @kermitthorson9719
    @kermitthorson9719 7 месяцев назад +11

    so real story. in highscool i was at a restaurant with friends, and a sportsing buddy entered and saw us and ribbed " o a bunch of fairies are here" like typical small town homophobia as a buddy jest.... but i had been really getting into fantasy and comic books, so the indoctrination to recognize that as a slur flew over my head, and i was like " o what kind of fairies? water, wood, id be a fire fairy!" and he just looked puzzled.....

  • @lorcannagle
    @lorcannagle 7 месяцев назад +3

    Frankly, I'm amazed that this guy basically ripped off the Class Election episode of the Simpsons and Fox didn't sue.

  • @Radar_of_the_Stars
    @Radar_of_the_Stars 7 месяцев назад +3

    "Someone get Hillary Duff" that is the first time anyone has ever said that

  • @ahaangrygem
    @ahaangrygem 6 месяцев назад +3

    Your Ellen the bully character is the best thing that's ever happened to me. Thanks

  • @snowscapeddreams6300
    @snowscapeddreams6300 7 месяцев назад +8

    2:17 Found this video in my recommended, this part definitely sold me. Your humor is right up my alley, and you got an audible chuckle out of me! Subbed.

  • @cake_0078
    @cake_0078 6 месяцев назад +3

    "BE QUIET FRUIT BOY" is something i'll starting using with my friends now lol(even if they don't understand english)😭

  • @michellenegash4686
    @michellenegash4686 6 месяцев назад +3

    Just found THIS CHANNEL AND IM LOVING THISSSSSSD 😍😫🙌🙌🙌😫😫😍😫😍🙌😍

  • @literaterose6731
    @literaterose6731 7 месяцев назад +8

    Thank you for distracting me from all the personal and global ick & horror with this blast of hilarity, so fabulous. On a totally shallow note, I *need* that Be Gay Do Crime KILL GOD shirrrrrt, where do I get it plzzzzz?!
    There’s a reason you are the creator I rewatch most (+ bonus the cat loves your voice) 💖🌟😻

  • @fluffysharkdatazz9460
    @fluffysharkdatazz9460 7 месяцев назад +4

    I thought you added those rubber seat sounds 😭 wtf. I may not video edit, but damn, I would have at least reshot or put down a blanket or something