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  • @tristanecheman8382
    @tristanecheman8382 4 года назад +4432

    Me: *about to go to sleep*
    My Mind:

    • @Wilson-kt8or
      @Wilson-kt8or 4 года назад +26

      i play boring ass games to fix the problem

    • @almahdipurnama9891
      @almahdipurnama9891 4 года назад +35

      ADHD on nutshell

    • @rnzo5611
      @rnzo5611 4 года назад +6

      Ayo so you play payday2?

    • @reedfcs3848
      @reedfcs3848 3 года назад +6

      Same 🤣🤣

    • @addamkam8322
      @addamkam8322 3 года назад +6

      I put a bullet in my head. Problem solve. I only hear gunshots. I survive my own suicide.

  • @MrHog-fj7gr
    @MrHog-fj7gr 3 года назад +1200

    The international anthem for "oh shit the truck's in reverse!"

    • @welcometoredneck7115
      @welcometoredneck7115 3 года назад +27

      Exactly

    • @kenjohnson1041
      @kenjohnson1041 2 года назад

      Or the hillbilly anthem for I’m about to fuck my sister!

    • @JRBX-09
      @JRBX-09 2 года назад +60

      As you're rolling down a hill:
      *"DAMNIT BOY! YA FORGOT THE ONLY THING THAT MAKES DAMN THIS LOCOMOTIVE GO FORWARD!!!"*

    • @dpdfpdffgp
      @dpdfpdffgp Год назад +3

      for real

  • @nizaral-amir3837
    @nizaral-amir3837 4 года назад +2792

    The banjo is by far the most slept on instrument ever

    • @Polygonzzzzzzz
      @Polygonzzzzzzz 3 года назад +263

      Sleepin' on banjos sounds not really comfortable, pianos sure are larger, perhaps they'd be a better bed!

    • @jamesbranord2805
      @jamesbranord2805 3 года назад +33

      @@Polygonzzzzzzz lol just stop

    • @causeuncause4059
      @causeuncause4059 3 года назад +103

      @@jamesbranord2805 you know he’s not wrong.

    • @7kAndyy
      @7kAndyy 3 года назад +7

      @@causeuncause4059 he is wrong

    • @causeuncause4059
      @causeuncause4059 3 года назад +68

      @@7kAndyy you would rather sleep on a banjo?

  • @Razgriz_Swordsman
    @Razgriz_Swordsman 7 месяцев назад +143

    Some days ago i was playing War Thunder with some friends on VC. One of them invited a random who turned out to be a Florida dude. He was blasting this song while shooting down planes left and right. Surreal experience 10/10

    • @liquidationman
      @liquidationman 7 месяцев назад +7

      as a floridian (in southwest so really deep south), i'd do the same if i still played war thunder lmao

    • @mercen4ry57
      @mercen4ry57 3 месяца назад +1

      It would've been perfect if it was a biplane.

  • @JRBX-09
    @JRBX-09 Год назад +882

    Playing this tune made me go from
    "I'm scared of what's in the dark"
    To
    "I'm gonna beat you shitless, dark abomination"

    • @Quickkiller.
      @Quickkiller. Год назад +18

      Lol

    • @NathanVeee
      @NathanVeee Год назад +33

      Dark 💀

    • @Paragon._.
      @Paragon._. Год назад +57

      They always like to lurk in the dark 👴🏻

    • @J-BIRD000
      @J-BIRD000 Год назад +5

      nah after listening to this i walk slowly after Turing off the lights and going upstairs

    • @Da_ComputerMonster
      @Da_ComputerMonster Год назад +23

      _"Imma beat you like a rented mule, boi."_

  • @ykme4inari
    @ykme4inari Год назад +537

    You know shit is over when you're escaping from the sheriff and a random old man came out of nowhere blasting this.

    • @noahkindstrom2824
      @noahkindstrom2824 Год назад +34

      The sheriff cant catch you. But ohhh boy if you step on the old mans crops hes coming to get ya. "YOU DAMN CRAZY PEUPUL GET OFF MA DAM CROPS"

  • @chot530
    @chot530 4 года назад +4001

    “whaddaya mean i’m not allowed in the Walmart”

    • @Teenagewasteland1000
      @Teenagewasteland1000 4 года назад +158

      I thought this was america!

    •  4 года назад +22

      @@Teenagewasteland1000whaddya mean you're out of burgers, this is McDonald's ain't it

    • @officestapler
      @officestapler 4 года назад +60

      @ s-sir you ate them

    • @allab0ut-fl0wers-74
      @allab0ut-fl0wers-74 4 года назад +34

      @@officestapler EAT THIS, HOSS! 🖕🏽

    • @manoftheocean6988
      @manoftheocean6988 4 года назад +6

      Radal?

  • @dannyboielsegundo9873
    @dannyboielsegundo9873 Год назад +174

    "That was a re-creation of a competitive Engineer clip in which I had to defend my sentry from the entirety of Team Fortress 2" - LazyPurple

    • @sfoliver
      @sfoliver Год назад +11

      "Lazy what kind of defense is this?"

    • @dannyboielsegundo9873
      @dannyboielsegundo9873 Год назад +10

      @@sfoliver I AM THE DEFENSE

    • @Eques_Umbra
      @Eques_Umbra 5 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@dannyboielsegundo9873(Worried Dane noises)

  • @derangedcat1290
    @derangedcat1290 4 года назад +656

    This can make a movie chase from horror to comedy in a matter of seconds.

  • @ang0404
    @ang0404 2 года назад +1022

    the strong male urge to learn banjo after hearing this song

  • @sadbl0ckboyna855
    @sadbl0ckboyna855 2 года назад +658

    Banjo music has an unexplainable chaotic energy to it that I just love

    • @JRBX-09
      @JRBX-09 2 года назад +42

      It releases you're inner western

    • @J-BIRD000
      @J-BIRD000 Год назад +5

      @@JRBX-09 everybody has some you just need to listen to banjo to active it

    • @coleferguson4770
      @coleferguson4770 Год назад +4

      Listen to “lonesome lesson learned” by Josh Williams. Amazing fast banjo, killer vocals and overall awesome song

  • @thenicodem9469
    @thenicodem9469 Месяц назад +40

    Alright that's it. It is Christmas 2024, my family is too busy yelling at one another, I'm in the corner of my room trying to cope with everything and I'm ordering a a banjo tomorrow.

  • @Zander-lw6we
    @Zander-lw6we 5 лет назад +18447

    I watched this drunk last night. Guess who's getting a Banjo in two days from Amazon?

  • @tristanwiren407
    @tristanwiren407 4 года назад +2663

    Spongebob and Patrick: "What so great about dumb old Texas?"
    Sandy Cheeks:

    • @dedman1096
      @dedman1096 4 года назад +61

      Tristan Wiren ya dun yeed your last haw there partner

    • @spongebobsquarepants8403
      @spongebobsquarepants8403 4 года назад +28

      @@dedman1096 hold it right there, partner

    • @spongebobsquarepants8403
      @spongebobsquarepants8403 4 года назад +21

      @@dedman1096 i've got a big iron and a round with your name on it

    • @hellomate7681
      @hellomate7681 4 года назад +19

      ​@@spongebobsquarepants8403 What makes you think you can be Dirty Dan?

    • @spongebobsquarepants8403
      @spongebobsquarepants8403 4 года назад +11

      @@hellomate7681 you've got a pinheas

  • @VA11KRIE
    @VA11KRIE 3 года назад +1155

    This guitar has the power to turn anyone into a Southern American

    • @iceplaysgames8335
      @iceplaysgames8335 3 года назад +89

      Banjo you toaster strudel

    • @Zombie-lp8bx
      @Zombie-lp8bx 2 года назад +8

      @Spiderman Bugeado Are you interested in joining the white knights?

    • @Zombie-lp8bx
      @Zombie-lp8bx 2 года назад +2

      @Spiderman Bugeado You just said you were Brazilian?

    • @compatriot852
      @compatriot852 2 года назад +17

      I went too south and ended up as half Mexican

    • @mountainman6373
      @mountainman6373 2 года назад +8

      Appalachian

  • @abandonedchannel72929
    @abandonedchannel72929 Год назад +126

    when your gf breaks up with you but she says you can still be cousins:

    • @reg1019
      @reg1019 Год назад +9

      Sweet home alabama

  • @birdman208
    @birdman208 Год назад +451

    Me running from the farmers house with a pig under my arm while he chases me with a double barrel shotgun

    • @walterelliott867
      @walterelliott867 Год назад +75

      And every time he shoots something it explodes

    • @abcdef27669
      @abcdef27669 Год назад +70

      "Take your hands from my wife, you skunk!"

    • @elduquecaradura1468
      @elduquecaradura1468 5 месяцев назад +10

      @@walterelliott867 and he always misses you

    • @Eques_Umbra
      @Eques_Umbra 5 месяцев назад +15

      ​@@abcdef27669
      Pig Thief: "Wait (looks at pig) His wife?!"
      Pig: "Oink-oink-O-Oink. (Translation: Its a slim market, ya know.)"

    • @Danglehangle
      @Danglehangle 4 месяца назад +9

      This does sound like something from a cartoon

  • @emilianovaldez5797
    @emilianovaldez5797 4 года назад +977

    Imagine being in a police chase, with this song in the background.

    • @harrisonplaysgames4859
      @harrisonplaysgames4859 4 года назад +24

      Watch Dukes of Hazzard, the show, not the stupid movie. That’s basically what you described.

    • @miguelangelreyesdiaz6380
      @miguelangelreyesdiaz6380 4 года назад +6

      Put This song in NFS most wanted,in the final pursuit Trying to escape from rockport XD or even in NFS Carbon with all heat level with corvettes pursuing you XD

    • @Cheeseburg0701
      @Cheeseburg0701 4 года назад +5

      Oh my god I want to be in a police chase just for this reason

    • @Cheeseburg0701
      @Cheeseburg0701 4 года назад +3

      @King of The Zinger 😅

    • @addamkam8322
      @addamkam8322 3 года назад +2

      @@damselindisarray Don't forget the blues brothers.

  • @millersaur
    @millersaur 4 года назад +1873

    Everybody gangsta till the trees start speaking banjo

  • @elviseugene1233
    @elviseugene1233 8 месяцев назад +80

    I play this song every time I'm running late for work

  • @CreepyFrawley
    @CreepyFrawley 2 года назад +436

    Fun fact: if you set your race to Southerner in the character creator, listening to this song grants a speed buff

    • @gavinortengren3273
      @gavinortengren3273 2 года назад +34

      As a southerner, I can confirm. I have been driving down the tiniest side road at a speed of 60 mph, and my brakes stopped working about 3 miles ago, I cannot stop.

    • @deerswitch1291
      @deerswitch1291 2 года назад +2

      @@gavinortengren3273 oh no, are you ok?

    • @gavinortengren3273
      @gavinortengren3273 2 года назад +4

      @@deerswitch1291 Yeah, it was an attempt at a joke.

    • @deerswitch1291
      @deerswitch1291 2 года назад +1

      @@gavinortengren3273 XD

    • @A-10_Thunderbolt2
      @A-10_Thunderbolt2 2 года назад +6

      The Master Plan of the south.
      When someone tastes barbecue food.Then the infection starts soon they'll start saying ya'll,realize a truck is the best automotive vehicle, -be racist- nevermind,and wear cowboy hats then when bluegrass plays... muahahaaa THE SOUTH WILL RISE AGAIN

  • @eirich804
    @eirich804 5 лет назад +2158

    Chernobyl nuclear power plant engineer: "Huh? That's weird."
    Five seconds later:

  • @klevissaraci7811
    @klevissaraci7811 4 года назад +1369

    My grandma, my mom and my brothers:* chilling at home *
    * Meanwhile in the fields *
    Me, my dad,my uncles and my grandpa chasing off an idiot who tried to steal corn from the fields:

    • @addamkam8322
      @addamkam8322 3 года назад +83

      Oops . Gotta run . Byeeee.
      *running away with hands full of corn's*

    • @danasbuivydas7787
      @danasbuivydas7787 3 года назад +35

      That's so comically pleasing

    • @mariogonzalez4773
      @mariogonzalez4773 3 года назад +4

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @daegos1819
      @daegos1819 3 года назад +58

      - The grandpa is tired as he try to catch his breath.
      - The thief opens the chicken cages they attacked the uncle who has a ChickenPhobia.
      - The dad slips face on some nasty "wet mud" next to a cow back.
      - The only left is the kid with his dog and his goose.

    • @kayleighandchristopherwill2323
      @kayleighandchristopherwill2323 3 года назад +11

      @@daegos1819 that is now the only thing I see when I listen to this

  • @rainwobrain
    @rainwobrain 7 месяцев назад +33

    whoever cooked this song, deserves a raise🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯

  • @looseandsloppy2424
    @looseandsloppy2424 7 лет назад +1849

    well I'll be dipped in shit and rolled in cornbread this is some mighty​fine pickin and playin

  • @robot596
    @robot596 4 года назад +3631

    Vegan owner: dies
    Their pets:

  • @Flava-C-Douglas-Sr.
    @Flava-C-Douglas-Sr. 2 года назад +214

    As a Kentuckian, I can confirm that this is our state anthem

    • @Im_a_Fukingthreat
      @Im_a_Fukingthreat 2 года назад +2

      I can already here it

    • @fezmen
      @fezmen 2 года назад

      mf lives in kentucky☠️☠️

    • @muzhikforchaplin1203
      @muzhikforchaplin1203 2 года назад +1

      I can confirm as well

    • @Texas.Ranger
      @Texas.Ranger Год назад +2

      Got alittle room to share it with Texas?

    • @mafv4091
      @mafv4091 Год назад

      @@Texas.Ranger "if goin' to play texas' we may need a fiddler as well."

  • @ANewYouMotivation
    @ANewYouMotivation Год назад +92

    LYRICS:
    Bing bong bang banglang banglang twang bang dang ( x3)
    (violin enters for epic solo)
    (mandolin enters trying to outdo the violin)
    (guitar comes and blows overthring out of the water)
    (banjo resumes for an epic conclusion)

  • @julianpichardo5045
    @julianpichardo5045 4 года назад +839

    “Paddle faster, I hear banjos!”

    • @whisk34productions16
      @whisk34productions16 3 года назад +18

      By far the best

    • @DarkWallay
      @DarkWallay 3 года назад +47

      Paddle! Paddle faster, ya damned fool, they're gaining on us! What's it take to make a mean locamotive outta you, boy!? Paddle faster, damn it!

    • @whitechapel8959
      @whitechapel8959 3 года назад +8

      To late. Were here. >:3

    • @jacklagarce2976
      @jacklagarce2976 3 года назад +6

      Stampedeeeeeeeede!!!!

    • @not_sarcasm7579
      @not_sarcasm7579 3 года назад +3

      I mean, the banjo did originate in Africa..

  • @isaiahhenry8363
    @isaiahhenry8363 8 лет назад +2687

    I can imagine a chicken on the run to this music.

    • @CheetahFoxx
      @CheetahFoxx 8 лет назад +21

      They already got a song for that. "Chickens Dont Roost too High"

    • @ilikewindows3455
      @ilikewindows3455 6 лет назад +15

      *_-is it a black chicken?-_*

    • @lilgremlin482
      @lilgremlin482 6 лет назад +9

      im actually laughing because when you said chicken on the run with this music

    • @LivingShadow35
      @LivingShadow35 5 лет назад +15

      Get that MOTHERFUCKING chicken!!

    • @lilgremlin482
      @lilgremlin482 5 лет назад +1

      get on the bike

  • @handsome_mr_wolf7648
    @handsome_mr_wolf7648 4 года назад +125

    Kid: dies horribly
    Oompa Loompas:

    • @solouso2936
      @solouso2936 3 года назад +3

      /r cursedcomments?

    • @Goober_Illo
      @Goober_Illo 3 года назад +1

      Ngl i watched the augustus gloop drowning scene like an hour ago so it makes this comment alot more funnier than it should be

  • @alanasda7705
    @alanasda7705 Год назад +31

    “The definition of a gentleman is somebody who knows how to play the banjo but refrains from doing so.”
    - Hans Zimmer

  • @divaalfirman3295
    @divaalfirman3295 4 года назад +2619

    “Would you take a bullet for someone you slept with?”
    *”Damn right. Anythin’ for family!”*

  • @miteb.decarburetor2656
    @miteb.decarburetor2656 3 года назад +571

    No one:
    My last two brain cells during a test:

    • @TheFoxDemonofYoutube
      @TheFoxDemonofYoutube 3 года назад +3

      Right there with ya cuz

    • @joebrito3192
      @joebrito3192 3 года назад +1

      its time for your pineapple hitler
      assume the position

    • @apocalypticmoose8080
      @apocalypticmoose8080 3 года назад +2

      Well damn, close 'em comments 'cause this one here takes the prize

    • @BirdieSenpai
      @BirdieSenpai 3 года назад +1

      Love the John C. Calhoun profile picture!

  • @kaylarandom3391
    @kaylarandom3391 3 года назад +520

    All jokes aside, I genuinely love this music

  • @wiwiwum45
    @wiwiwum45 Год назад +134

    WE MAKIN IT OUT OF THE COTTON FIELD WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯

    • @Ihateliarz
      @Ihateliarz 11 месяцев назад +5

      🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @spitzkurz2944
    @spitzkurz2944 5 лет назад +359

    Micah: *Dies*
    Arthur: *Plays this Song*

  • @dimathecommander7998
    @dimathecommander7998 2 года назад +406

    I showed this video to my cousin. She didn’t like it
    But our kids loved it.

    • @ravimamgain1496
      @ravimamgain1496 2 года назад +23

      Sweet home Alabama 😂

    • @stacy3633
      @stacy3633 2 года назад +2

      Haha

    • @stacy3633
      @stacy3633 2 года назад +6

      Took me min to get that...seeing as how I'm in Alabama 😂🤣😅

    • @ckarts5784
      @ckarts5784 2 года назад +10

      @@stacy3633 tell your brother I said congrats on your anniversary

    • @gumleslie
      @gumleslie 2 года назад +6

      Hol'up rewind that real quick

  • @dylanjhmorgan
    @dylanjhmorgan 4 года назад +756

    Allied powers after WW1: There's no way Germany will try a second time
    Germany:

    • @HenrikofEldenbright
      @HenrikofEldenbright 3 года назад +47

      Germany: i”ll fucking do it again

    • @REEEPROGRAM
      @REEEPROGRAM 3 года назад +18

      Lesson: Never reject an Austrian painter

    • @jakegrube9477
      @jakegrube9477 3 года назад +13

      @@REEEPROGRAM now we have a bunch of shitty artists because of rhat incident

    • @dylandiller789
      @dylandiller789 3 года назад +1

      Aha

    • @whitechapel8959
      @whitechapel8959 3 года назад +1

      @@HenrikofEldenbright angry old white German men problems.:3

  • @anakinskywalker9772
    @anakinskywalker9772 Год назад +58

    As an european who watches F1 this is what I imagine Nascar drivers listen during the race

    • @bloooning1
      @bloooning1 Год назад +8

      as an American I can confirm, this plus Freebird

    • @GenericPlasticWaterBottle
      @GenericPlasticWaterBottle Месяц назад

      It's not imagination, It's actually 90% of the music at the race

  • @sl_721
    @sl_721 2 года назад +403

    As an Irishman I love this music. This music originated from Irish immigrants who settled in Appalachia and the south US during the 1600’s/1700’s 🇮🇪🇺🇸

    • @nounnoun
      @nounnoun 2 года назад +57

      That's only partly true. Bluegrass music is a multicultural effort: it has its origins in English, Scottish, and Irish music, along with African-American influnces. The Banjo is of African origin, after all...

    • @Amoogus
      @Amoogus 2 года назад +26

      @@nounnoun nice to know how much effort went into the most enjoyable type of music known to man. It had to be a multi cultural project. This shit is too damn good to made by one person.

    • @zerotodona1495
      @zerotodona1495 2 года назад +6

      @@nounnoun I seriously doubt the banjo was made by blacks. Drums is far more likely.

    • @rowanwest894
      @rowanwest894 2 года назад +16

      @@zerotodona1495 they made primitive gourd banjos that used less strings. Pick up some banjo history/ bluegrass books and they will explain more.

    • @cosmosisrose
      @cosmosisrose 2 года назад +28

      @@zerotodona1495 “blacks” are the ones you need to be crediting for quite a lot of the music you enjoy no doubt

  • @elviseugene1233
    @elviseugene1233 2 года назад +132

    I Play this song in my car every time I'm running late for work, I always seem to make it on time no matter how late I'm running.

    • @benjaminpersonsthevoidhermit
      @benjaminpersonsthevoidhermit 2 года назад +1

      Sir you were speeding at 150+ mph in a 60 mph zone.
      Edit: This is a joke

    • @elviseugene1233
      @elviseugene1233 2 года назад +6

      @@benjaminpersonsthevoidhermit yes Good Sir I was going 55 on the 54 give or take.

  • @foxo5834
    @foxo5834 6 лет назад +1795

    When you play as engineer

  • @williamgregory1848
    @williamgregory1848 Год назад +40

    Just play this at literally any scenario and I promise you, it becomes hilarious.

  • @someangrypotato7197
    @someangrypotato7197 Год назад +240

    Perfect music to play in the car while you’re trying to escape a group of armed hillbillies in a broken down truck.

    • @then00brathalos
      @then00brathalos Год назад +11

      I know a guy who probably had this experience....
      wondered if this actually played whilst hes speeding away in his "Country western is garbage" camaro

    • @ruslans2006
      @ruslans2006 Год назад +6

      CLETUS, GET THE DANG SHAWTGUN!

    • @J4CK50N.
      @J4CK50N. Год назад +2

      “Farmer Fred, this city folk is dead!”

    • @Bergdampf
      @Bergdampf 8 месяцев назад

      Top Gear moment

  • @electrokyo9684
    @electrokyo9684 4 года назад +1317

    Rest of my family: oh this is Texan music
    My TF2 ass: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWHIE!

  • @JosephMendoza1054
    @JosephMendoza1054 5 лет назад +706

    Enemy Spy: (destroys sentry nest)
    Engineer with Frontier Justice:

  • @guillehdz
    @guillehdz Год назад +34

    *The devil:* * spawns in the mountains at midnight *
    *Me and the boys jumping him with the machetes:*

  • @iamcrash5525
    @iamcrash5525 Год назад +92

    Looked up "That one banjo song"
    This was exactly what I was looking for

  • @azn9636
    @azn9636 2 года назад +116

    This song just screams: "RUN CLETUS, RUN."

    • @dogdoinwutda2415
      @dogdoinwutda2415 Год назад

      “COME BACK HERE!YOU STINKY LITTLE RAT!”

    • @MrSleepparalysisman
      @MrSleepparalysisman 10 месяцев назад +1

      “IM SORRY JOHN I DIDNT MEAN TO ALL YALL CARROTS I THOUGHT YA DISNT WAN UM!”

  • @ryejebus8633
    @ryejebus8633 4 года назад +276

    "whaddaya mean i’m not allowed to buy this much mountain dew"

    • @zachskis819
      @zachskis819 3 года назад +2

      Or diet coke 😂

    • @kollington2380
      @kollington2380 3 года назад +1

      We really need to get rid of fat acceptance, it's embarrassing our country...

    • @cameramao2716
      @cameramao2716 3 года назад +8

      WE SHALL DECLARE INDEPENDACE

  • @JoetheGamerboy
    @JoetheGamerboy 3 месяца назад +18

    Me when the entirety of the game's classes start assaulting my nest:

    • @michaelpurdy896
      @michaelpurdy896 3 месяца назад +3

      I love that I know this is a Tf2 joke

  • @tidepods202
    @tidepods202 6 лет назад +360

    0:00 Me when I encounter a hillbilly

    • @francis.a5869
      @francis.a5869 6 лет назад +15

      Thats been hunting you down for the past 3 weeks

    • @teehee2686
      @teehee2686 5 лет назад +13

      YEEHAW IT TURNS OUT ITS JUST YOUR COUSIN/HUSBAND

    • @TS-qq7vr
      @TS-qq7vr 5 лет назад +2

      Chicken shit.

    • @kzortex3426
      @kzortex3426 4 года назад +3

      DBD référence ?

    • @UKinUSA-xx5zo
      @UKinUSA-xx5zo 4 года назад

      😂

  • @CraftedByaRookie
    @CraftedByaRookie 11 лет назад +1618

    YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHAAAAAAWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!

  • @bunnirimii
    @bunnirimii 5 лет назад +4278

    When your daughter gets pregnant and your son makes dad jokes

    • @jaiden5447
      @jaiden5447 5 лет назад +255

      This is, Alabama on a new level...

    • @Richard-r7u6c
      @Richard-r7u6c 5 лет назад +106

      @Daniel C Someone is a triggered little snowflake. Learn to lighten up and take it on the chin ;)

    • @jaiden5447
      @jaiden5447 5 лет назад +34

      @Daniel C r/wooosh

    • @jaiden5447
      @jaiden5447 5 лет назад +56

      @Daniel C you're just like those kids who think they are special and are jerks to people

    • @Richard-r7u6c
      @Richard-r7u6c 5 лет назад +61

      @Daniel C "Shut up trash" 🤣🤣 What's wrong? Got your sister pregnant have you..?

  • @burnitdown5828
    @burnitdown5828 Год назад +71

    Me running away from the library after I accidentally put the book on Human trafficking in the business section.

    • @nategrimm9038
      @nategrimm9038 Год назад +7

      Me running through the woods to get away from the IRS (I stole 300 thousand tax documents from their file cabinets)

    • @doomgrenade
      @doomgrenade 10 месяцев назад +1

      Real

  • @bezklavikaszekminmespukzk9961
    @bezklavikaszekminmespukzk9961 2 года назад +252

    “Your sister is a mister”
    “Don’t ever talk about my girlfriend like that again”

  • @jeezhuu9925
    @jeezhuu9925 3 года назад +113

    I told my mom I ain’t playing in their church band unless they let me play a banjo. She asked what a banjo was, I showed her this. She not rocking with it boys :(

    • @ghostrangerz8273
      @ghostrangerz8273 2 года назад +8

      @Banjoin' Benjamin it’s not black face, that’s clearly a black man in the image. It’s just a very questionable portrayal of one lmao.

    • @doggoandyeet1608
      @doggoandyeet1608 11 месяцев назад

      ​@@thedoomtrainer8292 A brown one 🤓actually🤓

  • @triborg7919
    @triborg7919 5 лет назад +585

    When you're playing dead by daylight and get chased by the hillbilly

    • @preda7349
      @preda7349 5 лет назад +2

      Or huntress xD

    • @manueljuegos9397
      @manueljuegos9397 5 лет назад +16

      @@preda7349 huntress is russian can't apply this music

    • @robertmcclintock1054
      @robertmcclintock1054 5 лет назад +12

      @@manueljuegos9397 in that cause it's just intense hardbass playing

    • @pavimentononliscio
      @pavimentononliscio 4 года назад +7

      I've just got hooked by hillbilly 😂

    • @Gabriel_Reis_O
      @Gabriel_Reis_O 4 года назад +2

      When i play with hillbily i Goin to hear this song and play like a Farmer god

  • @CornyVR.
    @CornyVR. 9 месяцев назад +42

    “BILLY THEM CHICKENS ARE ON THE LOOSE!! GET THE SHOTGUN, THEM CHICKENS GON’ DIE”

    • @KiwiDaCat-p9b
      @KiwiDaCat-p9b 6 месяцев назад +3

      Old Man McGee: Jeff, them Bullies just beat up Fred and his friends, get the shotgun, them bullies gon' die!
      Sheriff Daniels: Get 'em!
      *Everyone at the farm party starts chasing Butch and his gang*
      Willian: You and the Hill Billes sure know how to deal with High School drama show bullies.
      Fred: Just wait till you see the bean bag rounds Farmer Bill made.
      Claire: They went that-a-way!
      Butch: It's just a joke!
      Old Man Jeff: Not when you key a Fusion Flea and a Zip (From Fallout) and beat up a 16-year-old girl!
      Deputy Sancez: That's illegal, now get 'em!

  • @longfang8117
    @longfang8117 4 года назад +895

    *When you're in TF2 and your entire team are Engineers and so you also pick Engie*

    • @Prismascape
      @Prismascape 4 года назад +45

      It's really nice playing on a team of only engies.
      From my experience on those matches, it's literally just teamwork

    • @longfang8117
      @longfang8117 4 года назад +13

      @@Prismascape *Hecc yah*

    • @zappodude7591
      @zappodude7591 4 года назад +7

      well don't that beat all

    • @sevencakes7125
      @sevencakes7125 4 года назад +16

      I... must... Say... It......
      IT'S YOUR NOT YOU'RE

    • @longfang8117
      @longfang8117 4 года назад +2

      @@sevencakes7125 what do you mean?

  • @spencerterrell7428
    @spencerterrell7428 5 лет назад +646

    Alright listen none of us knows how we got here but we’re all glad that we did
    YEEHAW

    • @colinbyrne4905
      @colinbyrne4905 5 лет назад +2

      Spencer Terrell yooo that’s so true

    • @screamingmikewazowski5237
      @screamingmikewazowski5237 5 лет назад +7

      I got here cause of my wandering stupidity

    • @MadbatThe1st
      @MadbatThe1st 5 лет назад +1

      I'm not sure either, I think I tripped. Stayed for the music.

    • @fezzle1154
      @fezzle1154 5 лет назад +5

      GrayStillPlays

    • @camilomartan746
      @camilomartan746 5 лет назад

      I was playing some random shit, a Banjo sounded in the background And the next thing I knew was that I clicked on this video

  • @1HeatWalk
    @1HeatWalk 3 года назад +247

    When the restaurant is giving 75% off on couples day and my sister decides to french me.

  • @adamkosmecki1363
    @adamkosmecki1363 11 месяцев назад +48

    If Im ever in a bar fight and this isn't playing im not fightin

  • @evanpastor7305
    @evanpastor7305 3 года назад +48

    when you reveal yourself as a tin can for the last minute in gmod prop hunt:

  • @raultrivinop.7432
    @raultrivinop.7432 8 лет назад +793

    Dukes! The cops are on our tails!
    Put the chasing music!
    There it goes!

  • @8-ball350
    @8-ball350 3 года назад +297

    I feel the power of all fifty states coursing through my veins!!!!

    • @kollington2380
      @kollington2380 3 года назад +12

      Except New York, Oregon, California, and Washington. They're liberal wastelands who like mumble rap and pop **vomit**

    • @bennylxl105
      @bennylxl105 3 года назад +8

      @Raidr_05 don't forget Kentucky

    • @bennylxl105
      @bennylxl105 3 года назад +2

      most

    • @jakegrube9477
      @jakegrube9477 3 года назад +3

      @@bennylxl105 or south carolina

    • @justa12packofrccola81
      @justa12packofrccola81 3 года назад +2

      @@jakegrube9477 Or most of Georgia. Yes, Atlanta, Macon, Savannah, and Columbus gives us a bad rap, we're still more southern than Kentucky and Oklahoma

  • @Lala-eo4mb
    @Lala-eo4mb Год назад +29

    It is incredible how this came out a decade ago and there are still recent comments

  • @ServantOfSatania
    @ServantOfSatania 4 года назад +117

    When you ask your students to draw a family tree and one of them makes a family maze

  • @phospenguillite8895
    @phospenguillite8895 5 лет назад +75

    *instructions unclear made blood line pure*

  • @EliKirbyYoutube
    @EliKirbyYoutube Год назад +71

    this sounds like the song that would play during a comedic chase

  • @MrSovietMudkips
    @MrSovietMudkips Год назад +39

    Little unknown fact: If you play this song while being chased by police, it will be near next to impossible for them to catch you.

  • @VenkCutterman
    @VenkCutterman 5 лет назад +335

    *insert chase scene of a vintage muscle car outrunning the law*

    • @SergioKoolhaas
      @SergioKoolhaas 5 лет назад +10

      Like the General Lee?

    • @VenkCutterman
      @VenkCutterman 5 лет назад +3

      Sergio Koolhaas Yep

    • @batstoast3560
      @batstoast3560 4 года назад

      Apparently the owner of that car painted over the flag because it was controversial although I might be remembering it wrong or dreamt it if that's the case sorry for bringing it up.

    • @SergioKoolhaas
      @SergioKoolhaas 4 года назад +3

      @@batstoast3560 to be honest, the first two things come to mind when I see the confederate flag: Dukes of Hazzard and Lynyrd Skynyrd

    • @batstoast3560
      @batstoast3560 4 года назад

      @@SergioKoolhaas Alright sorry for bringing it up then.

  • @bryceisbatman
    @bryceisbatman 5 лет назад +943

    Noone:
    Cats at 3 AM:

    • @leonardodemetrio5486
      @leonardodemetrio5486 5 лет назад +2

      I'm hir,kkkkkkkk

    • @fuego741
      @fuego741 5 лет назад +5

      what does this even mean😂😂

    • @martiddy
      @martiddy 5 лет назад +7

      @@fuego741 because this is the music that always plays when cowboys start fighting in a tavern.

    • @Toxin_Glitch
      @Toxin_Glitch 5 лет назад +4

      One eyedskull Have cats, can confirm

    • @dernerdderkluge9079
      @dernerdderkluge9079 5 лет назад +4

      *RUN FOR YOUR LIVES*

  • @BaconBotVbeta
    @BaconBotVbeta 6 лет назад +537

    GRAB YER MOONSHINE, HUNTIN RIFLES AND FAVOURITE COUSINS, IT’S RODEO TIME DOWN IN SOUTH CAROLINA!

    • @BaconBotVbeta
      @BaconBotVbeta 6 лет назад +28

      turdmanjones YEEHAW, BROTHER!

    • @vrdesens
      @vrdesens 5 лет назад +1

      AWWWW YEAH

    • @xoraxus4393
      @xoraxus4393 5 лет назад +2

      @@vrdesens hewwwwww hawwwwww

    • @LSUfan-mn3oc
      @LSUfan-mn3oc 5 лет назад +2

      HEE HAW

    • @norr0513
      @norr0513 5 лет назад +2

      Armchair Psycho there’s rodeos in South Carolina, I would know because I live there.

  • @tomd5069
    @tomd5069 Месяц назад +23

    listened to this while drifting my pickup down dirt roads blasting old milk jugs with my 12 gauge and revolver out the window, I've never felt so alive.

    • @rubentorre1345
      @rubentorre1345 Месяц назад +3

      Aye you just need big ol bessie and good ol' truck to ride these cityfolk back from the Appalachian YEEEHAW

  • @goose8447
    @goose8447 3 года назад +795

    I played this next to a bottle of vodka,
    now it's moonshine

  • @protozack8709
    @protozack8709 6 лет назад +675

    When you're playing Engineer and the entire enemy team attacks your sentry in Team Fortress 2.

    • @fakrulrazov3955
      @fakrulrazov3955 6 лет назад +35

      ProtoZachary64 finally a tf2 comment

    • @fakrulrazov3955
      @fakrulrazov3955 6 лет назад +10

      Rian Libby if you talking to me so yes i get this song from mr purple's engineer video

    • @aperson674
      @aperson674 6 лет назад +9

      Finally

    • @Bluecat089
      @Bluecat089 6 лет назад +10

      Spy sapping ma beloved sentry!!

    • @SirBeekers
      @SirBeekers 6 лет назад +8

      Makin' bacon!

  • @d_boi9345
    @d_boi9345 4 года назад +212

    When playing this on the highway at 12:00 going at least 40 over the speed limit it instantly spawns 2 trucks filled with hillbillies chasing you

    • @KidScrewBall
      @KidScrewBall 3 года назад +9

      tried it and i can say its true i had the time of my life making moonshine

    • @pilotbug6100
      @pilotbug6100 3 года назад +4

      @@KidScrewBall yeah thats the best part

    • @pilotbug6100
      @pilotbug6100 3 года назад +12

      we gotta make a animation depicting this
      it would win comedy of the century

    • @KidScrewBall
      @KidScrewBall 3 года назад +1

      @@pilotbug6100 exactly

    • @garrettrector3953
      @garrettrector3953 3 года назад +3

      @@pilotbug6100 there is a scean in the Simpson just like that

  • @romeoparis1935
    @romeoparis1935 Год назад +40

    Probably rhe most dangerous song for a car ride

  • @lonleylink507
    @lonleylink507 3 года назад +74

    Germany: "yes we've almost won the great war, nothing can stop us, but before I win, I'ma send mexico a letter for shits and giggles lol"
    America:

    • @felixgutierrez993
      @felixgutierrez993 3 года назад +13

      Merica: Ya dun fucked up now *WHISTLE GET OVER YONDER OL YELLER WE GOTTA US HERE SUM KRAUTS

  • @glitchyx6995
    @glitchyx6995 4 года назад +265

    When you go outside with 16 cans of Bud Light to hunt an alligator with your bare hands while shirtless and wearing sunglasses
    Yep, average day for Florida Man.

    • @Zombie14193
      @Zombie14193 4 года назад +11

      Sounds like a graystillplays video

    • @Missy-Orange
      @Missy-Orange 4 года назад +4

      FLORIDA MEN MUST WIN..

    • @That_One_Guy_In_A_Band
      @That_One_Guy_In_A_Band 4 года назад +8

      I could hear GrayStillPlays' voice in my head as I read this.

    • @mataeusdixonsteele3831
      @mataeusdixonsteele3831 4 года назад +2

      @@Zombie14193 there aren't enough spleens for it to be Gray

    • @Swagboiricky
      @Swagboiricky 3 года назад

      @@mataeusdixonsteele3831 what about tonsils

  • @joseluistello5512
    @joseluistello5512 Год назад +52

    Soy mexicano, pero me gusta mucho esta música. Saludos a todos los fans y a todos los estadounidenses que amen estas melodias

    • @thedoomtrainer8292
      @thedoomtrainer8292 Год назад

      Demonios si. No importa si alguien es inglés, mexicano, indio o chino. Todos están conectados cuando se trata de música.
      Ni siquiera he salido de Estados Unidos, pero cuando escucho música tradicional china, mi corazón se acelera y quiero meditar durante horas en la cima de la montaña más alta XD

  • @Sidneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees
    @Sidneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees 2 месяца назад +35

    Me getting mauled to death by the ancient lovecraftian god which hides in the Apalachian mountains, the hillbilly next to me:

  • @bigburger9253
    @bigburger9253 3 года назад +93

    POV: Your mom is chasing you with a belt

    • @generaminutemenow676
      @generaminutemenow676 3 года назад +1

      Why would someone chase their grandfather with belt?

    • @Plaguelord999
      @Plaguelord999 3 года назад

      Why would some one chase their Uncle around with a belt?

    • @bigburger9253
      @bigburger9253 3 года назад

      why does this stupid non-sensical comment have 40 likes?!?!?

    • @brookey4625
      @brookey4625 2 года назад

      @@bigburger9253 because funny

  • @neems5544
    @neems5544 6 лет назад +513

    When your cow escapes from the slaughterhouse so you gotta hop your on tractor & chase him down.
    0:07

  • @WesternOhioInterurbanHistory
    @WesternOhioInterurbanHistory 4 года назад +1660

    Everyone south of the Ohio River:

    • @roentertainment7058
      @roentertainment7058 4 года назад +34

      No, this whole song is alabama

    • @vernondouglas4425
      @vernondouglas4425 4 года назад +29

      West Virginia Ohio Kentucky more like

    • @eking5165
      @eking5165 4 года назад +12

      I don’t get it but why do people say that Alabama is incest 😭😂

    • @dakodashea9579
      @dakodashea9579 4 года назад +6

      Georgia*

    • @crustaceanfrustration1610
      @crustaceanfrustration1610 4 года назад +10

      Kingbrodie I may be incorrect but I heard Alabama had a bad incest problem at one time. Maybe some other reason but that’s what I heard.

  • @JacobBenoit-y1l
    @JacobBenoit-y1l 2 месяца назад +15

    Her: What music do you listen to?
    Me: It's complicated.

  • @vipster6698
    @vipster6698 8 лет назад +264

    The song name is "Full Country - Vincenzo Ceroli".

    • @vipster6698
      @vipster6698 8 лет назад +3

      +Mikołaj Mrugalski Well, if you listen very carefully, you can hear that there is a banjo in those accordion versions.
      Check out this RUclips video: sXsf2IDrmtM
      And by the way: I don't know who is the banjo player of this version.

    • @Shade_tree_garage01
      @Shade_tree_garage01 7 лет назад +7

      It’s actually called rock wood deer chase

    • @CowboyLuigi
      @CowboyLuigi 6 лет назад

      Spaghetti westerns

    • @brodytallant8240
      @brodytallant8240 5 лет назад

      i dont think so cause it dosent sound like it

  • @KillerDragon117
    @KillerDragon117 5 лет назад +921

    When your phone is at 3% and you're running around the house looking for the charger.

  • @Lagendove
    @Lagendove 4 года назад +413

    when i played this song to my british cousin he said 'ayy this some american music init'
    i am proud of my cousin

    • @GandalftheWise
      @GandalftheWise 3 года назад +4

      Racist picture tho

    • @smuketbuket6486
      @smuketbuket6486 3 года назад +29

      @@GandalftheWise Never been to the south now have you?

    • @tehepicduckhasarrived5695
      @tehepicduckhasarrived5695 3 года назад +1

      American yes. Yankee, no

    • @Trill_549
      @Trill_549 3 года назад +12

      @@GandalftheWise imagine being European couldn’t Be me.

    • @cameramao2716
      @cameramao2716 3 года назад +14

      fun fact most of bluegrass culture originates from Cornwall and other southern England parts. but only really took off in america

  • @landonriley9226
    @landonriley9226 Год назад +37

    Bro this sounds like every 70's police chase ever to me

  • @noble9864
    @noble9864 2 года назад +56

    "What'll it be fellas? Mustard or ketchup!?" *Slaps knee* 0:12
    🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

    • @eliben4066
      @eliben4066 2 года назад +1

      “I ain’t got no time to choose. Would one o’ y’all invent a new condiment already?”
      *starts square dancing with a girl*

    • @isaiahhernandez3523
      @isaiahhernandez3523 2 года назад +2

      “Hey Mr! Does that hat take 10 gallons?” *slaps knee* 🤣🤣

    • @chesterstevens8870
      @chesterstevens8870 2 года назад

      "Well, look at the city slicker in his fancy German car!"

  • @Gravity_studioss
    @Gravity_studioss 2 года назад +55

    This is the official theme song of "Southern Hill Billy farmer chasing you off his property with a shotgun"

  • @Prismascape
    @Prismascape 4 года назад +1500

    The Comments
    34% Engineer
    26% Cleetus
    33% Alabama
    7% other

  • @sainsburyshopper
    @sainsburyshopper Год назад +40

    When you’re a federal agent and the trees start speaking yeehaaw

    • @sainsburyshopper
      @sainsburyshopper Год назад +3

      @@NataliaYaremchuk0816 city-slicker detected. Opinion discarded.

  • @ernestoalvarez4891
    @ernestoalvarez4891 3 года назад +110

    I'm cuban and I love this music. Love Texas, love America, Thankful to be here on the country who has given me everything.

    • @nikothecat9985
      @nikothecat9985 3 года назад +12

      Thanks, I honestly think Cuba is a beautiful country

    • @michaelvino8679
      @michaelvino8679 3 года назад +8

      Good for you buddy! 🇺🇲

    • @bronzydog7665
      @bronzydog7665 3 года назад +2

      @@nikothecat9985 only beautiful in looks, underneath it's as hideous as it gets.

    • @dutchvanderlinde4969
      @dutchvanderlinde4969 2 года назад

      ​@@bronzydog7665 u only find those hideous stuff mostly only in the big cities & blue states

    • @bronzydog7665
      @bronzydog7665 2 года назад

      @@dutchvanderlinde4969 I'm referring to Cuba not America

  • @northeastrailfan3045
    @northeastrailfan3045 4 года назад +449

    I live in Alabama and I can confirm this is the music

    • @REEEPROGRAM
      @REEEPROGRAM 3 года назад +8

      What is it like living in alabama?

    • @MEMTN512
      @MEMTN512 3 года назад +24

      Its like Mississippi but with incest

    • @nulle.k
      @nulle.k 3 года назад +4

      Got it to 69 hehe

    • @northeastrailfan3045
      @northeastrailfan3045 3 года назад

      @Harry Sachz hell

    • @nulle.k
      @nulle.k 3 года назад

      @@northeastrailfan3045 hell

  • @Wade_Young
    @Wade_Young 4 года назад +180

    When your bard in D&D accidentally discovers the banjo: 0:03

    • @haroldgerken4835
      @haroldgerken4835 4 года назад +7

      Best comment award goes to:

    • @cosmiccosmog3919
      @cosmiccosmog3919 4 года назад +9

      fuck it im making a southern bard

    • @Clammychow
      @Clammychow 4 года назад +3

      cosmiccosmog Amazing idea

    • @MTCGBuilds
      @MTCGBuilds 3 года назад +6

      There are no accidents: some wise ass turtle

  • @josephbrown4768
    @josephbrown4768 Год назад +30

    >when the Killdozer crashes through the wall and starts tearing things up

    • @LalnunTluanga-ov2ox
      @LalnunTluanga-ov2ox Год назад

      Imagine if komatsu lost 3 thousand dollars because of the rampage