My Abomination of an Aunt Patty [Lost Banjo Tom Vinyl]

Now I love me my Great Aunt Patty,
But I reckon' I should speak my fears,
I once saw her leap out of the Mississipi river and snap up a deer,
She was in the water for hours waitin'
It ain't natural,
I'm worried that she'll wait for me...
Am I next?
Aunt Patty's always lurkin' just outside my hut,
My homes made for Banjo playin',
Not unnatural assault, but,
Look I'm just sayin'
She's a scary bitch,
My Aunt Patty snaps up flies,
My Aunt Pattie can sense lies,
My Aunt Patty has green rubbery skin,
Man my Aunt Patty was around during original sin!
Now I love her, I do,
But it's hard to explain the missin' kids,
We just say it's drownin',
Which is half true on account of her drowning them,
Then there's the missing pets,
Which, yeah, I regret,
Now she didn't eat fido,
She actually just keeps them,
Says the barking helps her sleep
Someones gotta stop Aunt Patty,
But that someone ain't gonna be me,
I just want to play Banjo on the Bayou,
Fuck being eaten by her,
If you wanna fuck with my Aunt,
Be my guest,
I'll be over here,
Playin' banjo
Aunt Patty knows witchcraft,
Turned her into her current form,
A half human half frog abomination,
She is hellsworn,
You wanna fuck with her,
You fuck with me,
'Cept I ain't going near her,
Take her on for free,
Yeah I love my aunt Patty!
My Aunt Patty snaps up flies,
My Aunt Pattie can sense lies,
My Aunt Patty has green rubbery skin,
Man my Aunt Patty was around during original sin!