top 10 Chinese person (Part 2)

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  • Опубликовано: 13 мар 2022

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  • @ikaiko8612
    @ikaiko8612 2 года назад +4723

    That last guy is the bravest man I've seen in a while

    • @ilovecuriousgeorge
      @ilovecuriousgeorge 2 года назад +4

      He is japanese

    • @ikaiko8612
      @ikaiko8612 2 года назад +33

      @@AnhLe-dk3dg Almost certainly

    • @casablanca5737
      @casablanca5737 2 года назад +445

      He's at Japanese halloween, was it China the guy would be not being anymore.

    • @NoName-bj7pj
      @NoName-bj7pj 2 года назад +187

      Sadly,he lost all his social credit

    • @ikaiko8612
      @ikaiko8612 2 года назад +50

      @@casablanca5737 oh ok that's a relief

  • @plutoonpluto
    @plutoonpluto 2 года назад +3610

    my chinese teacher: "you should immerse yourself in the language in order to fully learn it. watch chinese videos and read chinese books and you'll learn much faster!"
    me: "of course! i love watching videos with chinese people speaking chinese! like movies and tv series!"
    the chinese movies and tv series in question:

    • @mrracoon278
      @mrracoon278 Год назад +22

      Are you doctor yet?!

    • @22phatthetoxicgamer93
      @22phatthetoxicgamer93 Год назад +15

      fact number 9 is a vietnam man not chinese

    • @Marshall_Edwards-Perez
      @Marshall_Edwards-Perez Год назад +2

      @@22phatthetoxicgamer93 Yeah well people like to assume things

    • @arrosin408
      @arrosin408 Год назад +2

      @@22phatthetoxicgamer93 True, it sounds like Chinese but not.

    • @jostajonasen7139
      @jostajonasen7139 Год назад

      the Internet of chinese not the best way to learn chinese,太复杂了

  • @just_iliaaas4955
    @just_iliaaas4955 9 месяцев назад +82

    2:04 It is the most Beatiful thing i have ever heared and i could not agree more

    • @user-zb9iu5mf8p
      @user-zb9iu5mf8p 3 месяца назад +2

      No it's actually the worstest song you hear in this video

    • @CA_786
      @CA_786 2 месяца назад

      ​@@user-zb9iu5mf8p exactly

    • @user-fw6lb2lr1c
      @user-fw6lb2lr1c 2 месяца назад +1

      actually lyrics is really sus

    • @prashantmishra9985
      @prashantmishra9985 Месяц назад +1

      What is the song name?

  • @iamwho1038
    @iamwho1038 Год назад +284

    That John Xina representation gets me everytime 😂😂

  • @agentfourr0401
    @agentfourr0401 2 года назад +5986

    Number nine is actually Vietnamese, he is Trần Dần, the universe's supreme prophet, U.S president's supreme advisor

    • @jeonderland
      @jeonderland 2 года назад +271

      holy shit this is the first time ive heard his name thank you for this info

    • @chickenabuser5474
      @chickenabuser5474 2 года назад +389

      Number 3 is also not a Chinese , he is the twin brother of Dwayne Johnson( A very popular actor) . His name is The Rock . He is a professional wrestler.

    • @GustavomarDeCastro
      @GustavomarDeCastro 2 года назад +46

      Kaya pala pang thai accent niya😀👍

    • @moai5072
      @moai5072 2 года назад +53

      Đúng

    • @oggia5221
      @oggia5221 2 года назад +47

      phản động đấy

  • @fvhloof
    @fvhloof 2 года назад +2280

    absolute masterpiece of a video, havent laughed this hard since 1875

    • @cameronspence4977
      @cameronspence4977 Год назад +175

      I haven't laughed this hard since June 4, 1989

    • @pioxia777
      @pioxia777 Год назад +74

      @@cameronspence4977 What a Specific Date for a Specific Event

    • @cameronspence4977
      @cameronspence4977 Год назад +95

      @@pioxia777 Yes especially one that absolutely nothing happened on anywhere in Beijing

    • @pioxia777
      @pioxia777 Год назад +18

      @@cameronspence4977 Nothing at all

    • @PMTojoHideki
      @PMTojoHideki Год назад +42

      @@cameronspence4977 Yeah, No massacre happened in Tiananmen Square, June 4 1989

  • @luckytrinh333
    @luckytrinh333 Месяц назад +6

    As a Vietnamese I can confirm number 9 is a chinese person 💯

  • @LunaZacianZama
    @LunaZacianZama 10 месяцев назад +35

    As a person who is raised in China, number one hits kind of hard.

    • @user-kr3jy5mp7g
      @user-kr3jy5mp7g 10 месяцев назад

      最后一个什么意思没看懂

    • @xxx-tg8id
      @xxx-tg8id 8 месяцев назад

      ​@@user-kr3jy5mp7g忠喜娜,赵喜娜的🐱改版,

    • @George__-yz4ny
      @George__-yz4ny Месяц назад

      wait is how you using youtube?

  • @RealNotOrrio
    @RealNotOrrio 2 года назад +998

    1:07 is so wholesome he is teaching his grand daughter how to sing the song

  • @sebastiansalamanca6566
    @sebastiansalamanca6566 Год назад +476

    A video that is supossed to be in english, that is been read in spanish and is about chinese people and includes japanese cosplays and a Vietnamese prhase. Pure gold

    • @marcushelius306
      @marcushelius306 Год назад +24

      That's internationalism bro

    • @Sami-rw5or
      @Sami-rw5or Год назад +19

      spirit of globalisation 🙈

    • @riverselive_kdmz_8458
      @riverselive_kdmz_8458 Год назад +3

      @@marcushelius306 its fine tho asian gang 😂

    • @brucew5919
      @brucew5919 Год назад

      platinum

    • @perrolocoyt
      @perrolocoyt Год назад

      As someone who can speak english and spanish, this video is perfect for me.

  • @Pixy335
    @Pixy335 Год назад +9

    The guy with a Deagle for sure persuaded me to whatever he was saying.

  • @Officer_H3nry
    @Officer_H3nry 10 месяцев назад +15

    0:29 I know this man, he's pretty famous for memes and he lives in my country ( Tran Dan ). In Vietnamese he had some kind of names kinda funny ( ĐỆ NHẤT QUỐC SƯ HOA KỲ TRẦN DÂN ) ( NHÀ TIÊN TRI VŨ TRỤ TRẦN DẦN )

  • @gdwwt8303
    @gdwwt8303 2 года назад +2460

    as a chinese born and raised this is hilarioussss

    • @uw9608
      @uw9608 2 года назад +49

      你確定?

    • @user-px9tl9ox1u
      @user-px9tl9ox1u 2 года назад +35

      @@uw9608 是的

    • @lbieringer8265
      @lbieringer8265 2 года назад +136

      ayo how much minutes of ur monthly gaming time do have left ?

    • @tortipuspie6974
      @tortipuspie6974 2 года назад +25

      @@lbieringer8265 lmaooooooooo

    • @user-mq3fk1tn7l
      @user-mq3fk1tn7l 2 года назад +42

      ​@@lbieringer8265 he can play as long as he wants, unless hes a elementary school squeaker who isnt even 18yo

  • @Reach_district
    @Reach_district 2 года назад +655

    As a Chinese, i really dont know what number 9 said but still laughted my ass off (guess it might be vietnamese or sth)

  • @quickestscoped7603
    @quickestscoped7603 Месяц назад +1

    notice how both this and the "chinese songs" video the text to speech talks much faster, like it's worried about something
    especially on numero uno

  • @user-pi9zc1dv4l
    @user-pi9zc1dv4l Год назад +12

    1:31 :made in China 🇨🇳

  • @abhinavmk6365
    @abhinavmk6365 2 года назад +248

    When the angry chinese man pointed a gun at the camera I died

    • @WeebsArePathetic
      @WeebsArePathetic 2 года назад +41

      What's funny is that my best friend is Vietnamese and I'm pretty sure that's not Chinese at all lmao

    • @abhinavmk6365
      @abhinavmk6365 2 года назад +3

      But same and funny nontheless

    • @abhinavmk6365
      @abhinavmk6365 2 года назад +2

      I'm just gonna refer to him as the angry guy

    • @user-or8dr7tr7f
      @user-or8dr7tr7f 2 года назад +9

      that actually vietnamese, it's a viral meme in my country

    • @joebin3106
      @joebin3106 Год назад +2

      @@WeebsArePathetic
      🥶 what the difference 🥶

  • @joaoxina7999
    @joaoxina7999 Год назад +369

    3:11 I'm honored to be the top 1 chinese people of the world.

  • @juggernautknight2749
    @juggernautknight2749 Год назад +1

    So happy I found this channel lmao

  • @vladimirlenin4464
    @vladimirlenin4464 10 месяцев назад +15

    0:25 I just love how this guy isn't even chinese

  • @smchni
    @smchni Год назад +37

    0:13 Minecraft eating be like:

  • @natsuya2007
    @natsuya2007 2 года назад +550

    That old man gained 1b social credits so easily! What a legend!🙏

    • @user-yc4mx4ls3z
      @user-yc4mx4ls3z Год назад +3

      u mean that old man singing opera? that's simply a piece of peking opera or sth. but not related to politics anyway

    • @natsuya2007
      @natsuya2007 Год назад +3

      @@user-yc4mx4ls3z 😹😹

    • @user-ci6tn1uw7p
      @user-ci6tn1uw7p Год назад +1

      I saw in 1st place sticky fingers Cosplayer from jjba

  • @catbagu1554
    @catbagu1554 9 месяцев назад +5

    Hahahaha, as a Chinese, I have seen most of the videos, very funny classic videos

  • @ttgmfidhnhduiej7722
    @ttgmfidhnhduiej7722 11 месяцев назад +1

    I was really vibing at the number 2

  • @user-on9yv6wq6h
    @user-on9yv6wq6h 2 года назад +202

    1:07 His songs are actually very good

    • @101mooodi
      @101mooodi 2 года назад +36

      girl seems unhappy tho

    • @craftah
      @craftah Год назад +22

      @@101mooodi who cares bout her

    • @billweng9183
      @billweng9183 Год назад +2

      @@craftah lmao

    • @chrisoctolyne5244
      @chrisoctolyne5244 Год назад +1

      @@101mooodi She probably didn't want to learn the song😅

  • @alessiomerlino6824
    @alessiomerlino6824 Год назад +75

    0:10 I love how he randomly hurts himself before going absolute beast mode on the watermelon.

  • @Khanh1200
    @Khanh1200 4 месяца назад +2

    The 9th one is actually Vietnamese, he's speaking Vietnamese. I was born in Vietnam so I know him. He's Trần Dần (Trần Tiger). U.S. old president advisor.

  • @emgey
    @emgey 2 месяца назад

    i subcrib you got a cool channel. thumbs up.

  • @imperial8815
    @imperial8815 2 года назад +22

    1:44 chinese elon musk

  • @won4151
    @won4151 2 года назад +360

    1:12 bro that's unbelievable his lungs must be stronger than eminem's maintaining that much low pitch sound. Holly molly he's unbelievable

    • @wiii2316
      @wiii2316 Год назад +9

      it's chinese opera

    • @nikitaandreev2389
      @nikitaandreev2389 Год назад +7

      But it's high pitch sound?..

    • @OPRishiGamer
      @OPRishiGamer Год назад

      @@wiii2316 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @wellno9
      @wellno9 Год назад +2

      You seem to know nothing about singing and music 😂

    • @won4151
      @won4151 Год назад

      @@wellno9 yeah you're singer yourself right??

  • @user-tr1pc2rx5k
    @user-tr1pc2rx5k 2 месяца назад +1

    elon musk: china can't copy my technology.
    china's response:

  • @user-oy7fv2nu6j
    @user-oy7fv2nu6j 5 месяцев назад +19

    As a chinese I actually dont find this offending I find this hilarious

    • @Mark-mooncake
      @Mark-mooncake 4 месяца назад

      Are you serious? These videos are from how many years ago, the last one is our president, These bloggers are distorting right and wrong and stigmatizing our country,How the f**k can you smile

  • @sager8692
    @sager8692 2 года назад +238

    As an authentic Chinese person from Beijing, I approve of this video!

    • @deadsoldiertr
      @deadsoldiertr Год назад +7

      From the lower Beijing?

    • @user-mo8li6tm4q
      @user-mo8li6tm4q Год назад +1

      you shall not

    • @user-zw8rl5mv1r
      @user-zw8rl5mv1r Год назад

      @@deadsoldiertr whats that mean?

    • @deadsoldiertr
      @deadsoldiertr Год назад +3

      @@user-zw8rl5mv1r
      I don't know if it's true but I heard from Steven He's videos that Beijing has upper and lower part.
      Upper has the rich people and lower part has people with poor conditions.
      If you're from lower Beijing you can go to school while climbing a mountain with one foot while your other foot starting a business.

    • @user-zw8rl5mv1r
      @user-zw8rl5mv1r Год назад +4

      ​@@deadsoldiertr wtf...since iam Chinese i can tell u that was literally nosense, but if u are talking about uneven wealth ,that was basically everywhere. as for the climbing stuff,which only exists in a few remote villages, at least not in the"lower beijing"....

  • @YourFatherishereSon
    @YourFatherishereSon 2 года назад +758

    that angry old man is Vietnamese not Chinese

    • @binisk5962
      @binisk5962 2 года назад +2

      Vietnam is nit a country!!(+69420 social credit)

    • @huuhoanpham7680
      @huuhoanpham7680 2 года назад +1

      3 que thì gọi là trung quốc cũng ko sao. Trần dần cũng đâu còn quốc tịch Việt

    • @Ngvkn
      @Ngvkn 2 года назад +66

      @@binisk5962 lmao what did u say? Vietnam is NOT A COUNTRY ???

    • @dinhnhatdo2126
      @dinhnhatdo2126 2 года назад +45

      @@Ngvkn he jokes abt a chinese will be increased his social credit if he shout out "Vietnam is not a country, that's a china territory"

    • @-PhamGiaHuy--xf1ds
      @-PhamGiaHuy--xf1ds 2 года назад +8

      @@binisk5962 hey what do u mean

  • @aiden1581
    @aiden1581 7 месяцев назад +5

    as a Chinese I don’t feel any mad I think it actually funny tho😂

  • @kushaltandekar8650
    @kushaltandekar8650 Год назад +3

    As an new born baby I can say this is 100% true

  • @darcyzhang4739
    @darcyzhang4739 2 года назад +52

    1:07 that is actually good Chinese opera singing

  • @thomaz24
    @thomaz24 2 года назад +89

    3:00 had me dying xD

  • @gregdolecki8530
    @gregdolecki8530 9 месяцев назад +1

    As someone who eats Chinese food, I can say these are the top top Chinese persons.

  • @zhongXina69420
    @zhongXina69420 Год назад +2

    As a Chinese person, I can confirm that this is Chinese.

  • @al-qurashi7277
    @al-qurashi7277 Год назад +165

    1:07
    He used 5 years of his life to sing this
    Respect

  • @quien_soy0
    @quien_soy0 Год назад +26

    Chinesse elon musk got me 💀💀

  • @chanceForNotBeingRapper
    @chanceForNotBeingRapper 10 месяцев назад +1

    i am fond of this list because only the melon guy is obvious chinese, the gun guy is actually cantonese or maybe from vietnam

  • @leonilosudario6401
    @leonilosudario6401 Год назад

    Sqwewe can u upload top 10 indian person plz

  • @girlidunno
    @girlidunno Год назад +16

    2:03 is the Chinese version of Rick roll

  • @AlbertoBarbosa-it5lk
    @AlbertoBarbosa-it5lk Год назад +14

    1:55 lmao

  • @dabaconsleepstonight
    @dabaconsleepstonight 5 месяцев назад +1

    i can feel the social credits flowing through my veins

  • @freshmanjani4538
    @freshmanjani4538 8 месяцев назад

    0:08 i remember watching it some where but its real funny🤣

  • @potatoproductions852
    @potatoproductions852 Год назад +138

    That guy eating watermelon had me burst out laughing

    • @andiara5444
      @andiara5444 10 месяцев назад +1

      I want to eat watermelon in one second as a Snack, and a challenge, I want to get 100 thousand likes! Because of this

    • @OptimaOrbit894
      @OptimaOrbit894 8 месяцев назад +2

      Same🤣🤣🤣

    • @potatoproductions852
      @potatoproductions852 8 месяцев назад

      I like the fact that I haven’t asked likes and I got 93 and u asked for and u got like 0

  • @zanist3113
    @zanist3113 2 года назад +43

    Bro that's not angry Chinese man
    It's angry Vietnamese man and it's a meme in Vietnam too

  • @keketang820
    @keketang820 4 месяца назад

    Very good video, love from china🎉🎉

  • @daedubeolre
    @daedubeolre 2 года назад +28

    I'm addicted to this series

  • @thunder3678
    @thunder3678 2 года назад +177

    Man your content is insane 😂😂😂

  • @ex.sol_beats
    @ex.sol_beats 9 месяцев назад +12

    As a watermelon, I can confirm the tenth one is worth the first place in the scariest jumpscares

  • @ShubhamSingh-xs6ei
    @ShubhamSingh-xs6ei 4 месяца назад +1

    0:07 Asian parents cussing at their children be like.

  • @zym3148
    @zym3148 2 года назад +12

    2:30云南山歌

  • @thealyssonramon216
    @thealyssonramon216 Год назад +9

    3:06 - 10000 of your Social Credit
    Yours sincerely Mr Xi Jinping

  • @wafaboulakhras9188
    @wafaboulakhras9188 Год назад

    Please top algerian people

  • @auxence819
    @auxence819 11 месяцев назад

    very nice video i love it$

  • @delta8402
    @delta8402 Год назад +270

    As an alien, I feel much better after watching this video. It feels exactly the same as those arts in our society.

  • @user-ph8kl2lg8w
    @user-ph8kl2lg8w 10 месяцев назад +2

    你好,我是瓷器人❤❤❤i 喜欢这哥 视频❤❤ 他非常棒👍👍👍

  • @null3596
    @null3596 2 месяца назад +2

    Why is the second one so funny stop them dumb. Yum. Yum. Yum. Yum Yum.

  • @jaaz4545
    @jaaz4545 2 года назад +143

    Squewe with only the dankest most spicy memes. Whitepilled and based. Subscribed.

    • @squewe
      @squewe  2 года назад +23

      Thanks man i appreciate it

  • @faithfulfilo7994
    @faithfulfilo7994 Год назад +18

    With number 8 I was just thinking about how context matters and then the damn scared dog with the chitter chatter noise... it gets me everytime 😂

  • @sourpickle9097
    @sourpickle9097 5 месяцев назад

    Calling Tran Dan a Chinese man somehow relieves me as a Vietnamese

  • @eduardoantonioyeeorozco3478
    @eduardoantonioyeeorozco3478 11 месяцев назад

    This video definetly changed my life

  • @Lunchsandwich
    @Lunchsandwich Год назад +6

    0:05 love the energy

  • @Namelessz
    @Namelessz 2 года назад +217

    al fin un vídeo de calidad para aprender Chinese 👏

    • @user-ts8fw3tc8k
      @user-ts8fw3tc8k Год назад +2

      no,don’t do that in this video 😂😂

    • @Namelessz
      @Namelessz Год назад +1

      @@user-ts8fw3tc8k ok ☹

    • @zhanhaohe1330
      @zhanhaohe1330 Год назад

      If you learn Chinese in this kind of video, then when you communicate with Chinese people, the other party will only think you are a disabled person with low IQ and have sympathy for you🤣

    • @oscara1573
      @oscara1573 2 месяца назад

      número novecientos noventa y nueve mil novecientos noventa y nueve

  • @aft3rburn3r-tp2tx
    @aft3rburn3r-tp2tx 6 месяцев назад

    as soon as i saw the first one i knew this would be good... also im suprised xi long musk didnt have a chinese tesla

  • @tranhoangquan-Shadeez
    @tranhoangquan-Shadeez 6 месяцев назад +1

    That Angry "Chinese" Guy is actually a former citizen of the Republic of Vietnam lmfao.

  • @mss5460
    @mss5460 Год назад +10

    That watermelon guy can solve our waste storage problem.

  • @cecilytong487
    @cecilytong487 Год назад +4

    As a Chinese people,I truly sure these are the top 10 Chinese people

  • @beckham4298
    @beckham4298 Год назад +5

    Respect for the last guy😂

  • @user-hy9qe1iv7f
    @user-hy9qe1iv7f Год назад +4

    1:07 Respect him
    He is teaching the little girl to sing

  • @dylanwang3452
    @dylanwang3452 Год назад +8

    The man who yells at the cat is actually an old man pretending to be a gangster to scare bad guys for someone who owes the company

  • @eltiospike7672
    @eltiospike7672 8 месяцев назад +2

    *A new the walking dead character gets introduced*
    The character after a few episodes: 0:14

  • @user-ku5gy2fh4n
    @user-ku5gy2fh4n Год назад +2

    As a Chinese I can't understand what this is, you won

  • @EpicBanana1560
    @EpicBanana1560 Год назад +85

    1:07 this guy is very kind. He is transferring his social credits to his daughter.
    Edit: sorry i put son instead of daughter💀

  • @kennessybeats
    @kennessybeats 2 года назад +5

    We need part 3 !!!!

  • @pikotella
    @pikotella 9 месяцев назад +3

    Poor kid got forced to sing ching chen hanji with her grandpa💀

  • @Speedster428
    @Speedster428 9 месяцев назад

    Do top 10 mexican human

  • @lukestephenson1921
    @lukestephenson1921 Год назад +37

    What a funny video haven't laughed this hard since 1984.

  • @mizumo1988
    @mizumo1988 2 года назад +16

    we actually have a name "abstract" for this genre of short video memes, such as "once upon a time in shenyang avenue", that's the brightest gem of abstract art

    • @gatsby3476
      @gatsby3476 2 года назад +1

      来,小亮,给他整个活!

  • @teoman_evren
    @teoman_evren Год назад

    As a person who use a Xiaomi phone, this is accurate

  • @arthurmorgan7604
    @arthurmorgan7604 Год назад

    I still remember the first person who had the Minecraft sound of eating watermelon‘s meme

  • @GooseOfBelarus
    @GooseOfBelarus Год назад +28

    2:51 I randomly looked at the lyrics and it translated to “Piss and drink it as water” I was utterly bamboozled

  • @Space-Poes
    @Space-Poes 2 года назад +10

    Rip my social credit score when I go to china

  • @keketang820
    @keketang820 4 месяца назад

    Very good video, love from china

  • @yeeman0111
    @yeeman0111 Год назад +2

    The watermelon guy is spilling everything ☠️

  • @meyranurhurcan4503
    @meyranurhurcan4503 Год назад +5

    1:00 look at that scared kitten 😿

  • @frumy7745
    @frumy7745 Год назад +24

    2:04 bruh it looks like theyve all been held at gunpoint while making this song lmao

    • @danieleliseomedinamejia4616
      @danieleliseomedinamejia4616 Год назад +5

      Do You know the name of the song?

    • @ough.
      @ough. Год назад +2

      @@danieleliseomedinamejia4616 现打斑鸠现钳毛
      Yesterday I already discovered it’s title.
      Do note that this actually doesn’t sound mandarin at all lol

    • @danieleliseomedinamejia4616
      @danieleliseomedinamejia4616 Год назад

      @@ough. i cant copy lol

    • @ough.
      @ough. Год назад +1

      @@danieleliseomedinamejia4616 ok I’ll send u da link

    • @ough.
      @ough. Год назад

      @@danieleliseomedinamejia4616 ruclips.net/video/4_o47Gs6DQ0/видео.html

  • @Mano_jobsons
    @Mano_jobsons 10 месяцев назад +1

    Esse vídeo é com certeza um dos vídeo de todos os tempos

  • @bruhmomment8633
    @bruhmomment8633 Год назад +1

    “Hello Gays”

  • @kupomomo1712
    @kupomomo1712 2 года назад +5

    You forgot to special mention the “shh, this is library” guy

  • @vietnamese_bot
    @vietnamese_bot Год назад +3

    As a Vietnamese
    I'm proud for you put a Vietnamese old man in there
    *now do top 5 angy Vietnamese*
    :trollface:

  • @chacharles
    @chacharles Год назад +1

    Last person is Chinese President Winnie Pool

  • @D4kshin
    @D4kshin 10 месяцев назад

    Plot twist: In number 7, The old man is singing about how used to go to school to his granddaughter

  • @Fieden2
    @Fieden2 Год назад +3

    holy shit bro,that's so fun,keep your work😂

  • @thanasis_sarantopoulos
    @thanasis_sarantopoulos 2 года назад +71

    epic, extra respectado

  • @elinadragomirescu6449
    @elinadragomirescu6449 2 месяца назад

    They re so unique!