My morning routine: I live in the American Gardens building on West 81st street. My name is Patrick Bateman. I'm 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack, I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower, I use a water activated gel cleanser. Then a honey almond body scrub. And on the face, an exfoliating gel scrub. Then apply an herb mint facial mask, which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion. There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me. Only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our life styles are probably comparable, I simply am not there.
Pause it at 1:12 and imagine the words how to piss off your neighbours. Then you have an alright thumbnail rather than tensing every muscle in your body just to sit up
Max YOUR BACK IS SOOOO FIREEEEE UGH WOW. Side note Max you need a comforter cover/duvet cover it makes sleeping sooo much better Bc softy soft soft soft aha
He uses the Ghost supplements, if i remember correctly its the sour candy flavored pre workout and cereal milk whey protein. ghostlifestyles.com if you check the description of the videos on his other channel he has a discount code you can use as well
You should probably ask something like that on his other channel, but I don't think he's going to do it. He did one back in the day but since he has said that he doesn't feel like doing another one
If anybody, like me, have got this song playing in their mind after watching Maxx Lifestyle, this song is Beautiful Light by the artist Uppermost. Okay, thanks bye.
Why you not making videos anymore all these people left comments for your thirst and now you just disappeared because your life got better and you weren't satisfied with the views?
Is showering in the morning a western thing cause we never shower in the mornings. Like why?? Do you guys sweat or something?? or do you feel gross after waking up??
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Omg I love how not a lot of people know about this channel, this video was amazing 😂😂 I love pounding my chest in the morning in the balcony too 😂😂😂😂
My morning routine:
I live in the American Gardens building on West 81st street. My name is Patrick Bateman. I'm 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack, I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower, I use a water activated gel cleanser. Then a honey almond body scrub. And on the face, an exfoliating gel scrub. Then apply an herb mint facial mask, which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion. There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me. Only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our life styles are probably comparable, I simply am not there.
Jason Audfroid how has this not got more likes!
I just get up have a shit then go to work like 90percent of people
Maxx looking like a Calvin Klein model in that thumbnail
Memeulous sent me here
hahahaha... "I pound my chest" hahahaha
Anyone else here from Memeulous?!
Who isn't?
Yes
Yeeeee
Link to his vid?
Yup XD he is da best lol
No one poops on RUclipss.
for those of you wondering,the song is uppermost-beautiful light
Who else here from memeulous
Me
Me
This is some American Psycho type shit.
"Not cleanse my soul but cleanse my body" lmao thaaaaa best maxx
Pause it at 1:12 and imagine the words how to piss off your neighbours.
Then you have an alright thumbnail rather than tensing every muscle in your body just to sit up
Here from memeoulus like
Same lol
Same lol
Which video?
Max YOUR BACK IS SOOOO FIREEEEE UGH WOW.
Side note Max you need a comforter cover/duvet cover it makes sleeping sooo much better Bc softy soft soft soft aha
Duvet covers add so much weight/heat to sleeping :(
memeulous
The pounding chest thing outside screaming n trying to wake up the neighbors that’s actually rude id tell u to shut tf up 😂
Your arm veins stick out so much I feel like they're going to jump out of the screen and attack me.
This video has the best thumbnail I have ever seen
Please do a supplement video :) Recommend us preworkouts, whey protein, etc.
He uses the Ghost supplements, if i remember correctly its the sour candy flavored pre workout and cereal milk whey protein. ghostlifestyles.com if you check the description of the videos on his other channel he has a discount code you can use as well
You should probably ask something like that on his other channel, but I don't think he's going to do it. He did one back in the day but since he has said that he doesn't feel like doing another one
As CJ Johnson said; he is using all products from Ghost, and considering it he is sponsored by them he will just recommend all their stuff
Thanks!
Wow thanks Maxx. Now I can start getting ready more efficiently. You're the best :D
7 Habits of Highly Effective Potatoes. 🥔
But what moisturizer/shampoo/face wash/hair product do you use?
I miss this maxxx!!
Great vid ! Keep it up the quality content.
I wonder how cold those waffels for breakfast were after he had been been filming his entrance from different angles.
What's that stain on your blanket at 00:50?
The thumbnail 😂😂
do a video about your sneakers that you where to the gym, there awesome
sick angles brah
MEMEULOUS SQUAD
Maxx and I use the same toothpaste
ah yes i as well pound my chest and scream on my balcony in the morning
Typical morning routine of a potato: make a smoothie with spinach because health
If anybody, like me, have got this song playing in their mind after watching Maxx Lifestyle, this song is Beautiful Light by the artist Uppermost. Okay, thanks bye.
Nighttime routine! Going out routine!
please tell what to eat after gym
Are you from Ny those red apartment buildings really remind me of where I live in Yonkers and in the Bronx!?
Not a bad salesman honestly
the thumbnail saved me
No-one:
Maxx: gorilla time
what tooth brush do you use right now? im sure you don't use the oral b 1000 anymore.
My morning routine is normal I get up have a shit then go to work simple
1:10 the best part , i love it ....
max did you have two smoothies on your desk??
can you please share what steroids do you use and If you are on or off cycle right now?
Thanks.
What kind of bed sheets/comforter do you have?
I AM DEAD WITH THAT CLOSET ROLL. ROFL
This is inspiring even if I'm a kid 😂😂
What hair product did you use
Do you like the Grand Cherokee Hellcat, or are you staying on team SRT?
Does he have pizza every night?
Memeulous sent me btw
He deserve more likes
What was the music at the beginning
Great video, Maxx...thanks...
Your link shows your hair product but what's your post blow dryer product Max?
Same product!
What's the background song? BTW gr8 video keep up the good work
shakir abdullah beautiful light by uppermost
skin routine?
1:13 same
what toothbrush do you use again?
Woooooo Hooooooo!
Hey Maxx!
Happy Sunday
1:12 Memeulous favourite part
memeulous broght me here
i go to only one part
Are you now wearing small EF shirts brah ?
maxxxxxx first
THATSr1ghtS1R Awww I wanted to be First...lol
What wallet is that at 4:06 Maxx?
Wait! What about the screaming whilst tamping the smoothie?! : )
What do you work as?
3:53 sweet roll
Potato you are looooking jaacked aaaf
So you stay shredded without all the fasting stuff!
Why you not making videos anymore all these people left comments for your thirst and now you just disappeared because your life got better and you weren't satisfied with the views?
Did you photoshop the thumbnail
Where is that song or beat playing in the background from?
travler715 lol I finally found it after weeks, because someone (Maxx) wouldn't answer my comments. Its -> Uppermost - Beautiful Light
Before 1k views Daaamn im early :D
Maxx is a cutie
i love you
you sound like tea bag from prison break when you make that voice
Maxx struggling to hide that he barely has any content for this channel..! Who cares, I'll still watch...
lol what? I upload 4 videos a week on my other channel, so putting up 1 a week here is plenty for my schedule.
Top Cat123 you must be new here.
Wait.... you wake up in
IN THE MORNING!!?!
This guy is so extra 'HIGH QUALITY H20'
See what I mean 1:27
Lol
Dudee Maxx im from Greece, where are you staying?
Check out the travel vlogs on the main channel!
1:11 nigga what
does Maxx not shower after the gym?
I see that shoe game Mr
Lmao, awesome 😂
Such clean potato skin
who srceams like that in the morning
1:07 maxx you might want to have that checked out...
Taaaarzaaan
What’s with the chest beating?
Maxxxx you're looking super lean lol
Christian Cuzco You're* #education
Flexas A&M thanks! My mistake
No fap?
Do u really do that all the days I mean..
Wait a minute how did you record this video , when you are in mykonos ? potato
Cold Magic 👻
Cold He recorded it a while ago. Two videos ago he was recording it.
obviously it was planned in advance :)
Why do you guys not get the joke? i even put potato in the end ????
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Memeulous sent me
Memeulous anyone?
Uno como este en boxers por casa dios
Is showering in the morning a western thing cause we never shower in the mornings. Like why?? Do you guys sweat or something?? or do you feel gross after waking up??
its a human thing., do what you like.
I prefer before sleep shower not morning one, but yeah, do what u like :D
1:32 Pretty big pecs ngl. Your physique is actually decent the more you look at it. To the public eye you're jacked always bear that in mind.