How Many Children Can A Human Have In A Lifetime?

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  • Опубликовано: 28 окт 2024

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  • @thatonerandomguyontheinter4971
    @thatonerandomguyontheinter4971 5 лет назад +13870

    1171 children? Imagine their birthdays
    And imagine the wedding anniversaries

    • @crystalrupert8525
      @crystalrupert8525 5 лет назад +1273

      Imagine how many grandchildren

    • @omarnasrahmed1403
      @omarnasrahmed1403 5 лет назад +960

      the poor woman giving birth to them

    • @AnimeLover-zt4ho
      @AnimeLover-zt4ho 5 лет назад +653

      He has 3 birthdays everysingle day of the year if not more😂😂

    • @crystalrupert8525
      @crystalrupert8525 5 лет назад +228

      @@AnimeLover-zt4ho I did not know that. Imagine all the gifts he has to buy

    • @crystalrupert8525
      @crystalrupert8525 5 лет назад +59

      @@uZxro you are right though but he could if he wanted

  • @ashundeyan8031
    @ashundeyan8031 5 лет назад +3200

    Did anyone else notice that this video didn't actually answer the question?

    • @user-rk7gv9fs3o
      @user-rk7gv9fs3o 5 лет назад +1

      LOL Same

    • @nehabiswas9592
      @nehabiswas9592 5 лет назад +2

      In the whole video I was searching that only..

    • @kostam.1113
      @kostam.1113 5 лет назад +16

      @@sonoftheway3528 That number is theoretically almost infinite.

    • @erichalim
      @erichalim 5 лет назад +36

      @@sonoftheway3528 or in modern world man just need to cum his sperm once then we inject those millions of sperms cell into millions of women

    • @sonoftheway3528
      @sonoftheway3528 5 лет назад +8

      +kosta m. no because no man is immortal (yet at least).
      +eric halim it would be too much work so separate each sperm cell and impregnate them. but, you could still split up each "load" into a bunch of smaller ones etc.
      my scenerio took into account the man also having a life, instead of just being a sperm machine.

  • @checkmyplaylist6879
    @checkmyplaylist6879 5 лет назад +5693

    None, because I can't reproduce without a partner, which I can't have

  • @gradhgaming9258
    @gradhgaming9258 5 лет назад +1483

    There are only 365 days in a year it means that some of his children has the same birthdays...

    • @gamershellyshelly8171
      @gamershellyshelly8171 4 года назад +53

      GradhGaming not some but ALLL LOL

    • @aspenpawarts9333
      @aspenpawarts9333 4 года назад +93

      They could all have the same birthday- they don’t but it’s theoretically possible

    • @zeronixata4545
      @zeronixata4545 3 года назад +71

      Every day there's a birthday

    • @alielhajj7769
      @alielhajj7769 3 года назад +38

      So everyday they had about 3 birthdays

    • @qoukkari
      @qoukkari 3 года назад +23

      i have only a brother and we have the same birthday lmao only 3 years apart

  • @lana-ol3lw
    @lana-ol3lw 5 лет назад +1886

    Imagine being the youngest of 1171...the hand-me-downs though...scary

  • @Josue.e
    @Josue.e 5 лет назад +4966

    Teacher:So how many siblings do you have ?
    Kid: about 1171 siblings.

  • @yasspanda2559
    @yasspanda2559 5 лет назад +2928

    And I thought growing up with five brothers was a curse

    • @Name_760
      @Name_760 5 лет назад +49

      I thought three Bros and a sis was bad :(

    • @divinity2762
      @divinity2762 5 лет назад +111

      @@Name_760 I thought one brother is a curse.

    • @libriansana8562
      @libriansana8562 5 лет назад

      Dead XD

    • @yurimessiah
      @yurimessiah 4 года назад +12

      Just having 2 is a curse tbh

    • @aziz00181
      @aziz00181 3 года назад

      Hhhhhhh

  • @AlvinFS27
    @AlvinFS27 5 лет назад +11276

    Son: "Dad, may I ask for money?"
    Dad: "Yes, but who are you?"
    Son: "I'm number 123"

    • @Name_760
      @Name_760 5 лет назад +128

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @missarohi1544
      @missarohi1544 5 лет назад +33

      iukjmkokmkjlijjjj1jajhahshshàhay1uyhzysu1884658789ploc
      yylblkuhuu8990pplĺĺllĺl

    • @rakinrahman890
      @rakinrahman890 5 лет назад +32

      LOL

    • @yoshi_drinks_tea
      @yoshi_drinks_tea 5 лет назад +288

      Kid: Hey, dad!
      Dad: Who are you and why are you calling me dad?
      Kid: Wtf?! You don’t know me? You must be drunk because i’m obviously your 1036th kid.

    • @diellzaemini9148
      @diellzaemini9148 5 лет назад +11

      Hahahahha

  • @daarmonet
    @daarmonet 5 лет назад +4968

    he never once wasted his seed

    • @boombam9611
      @boombam9611 5 лет назад +59

      itsdaaria you had 669 likes ,now I have ruined it

    • @c0c0nutbeans
      @c0c0nutbeans 5 лет назад +35

      put it in a jar

    • @l2iKY
      @l2iKY 5 лет назад +4

      Coconut Beans 911 likes

    • @boombam9611
      @boombam9611 5 лет назад +2

      Not anymore pal

    • @daarmonet
      @daarmonet 5 лет назад +13

      @SupremeChippy I'm 20 and imma bio major going into the work of an obgyn as it just so happens so you got the wrong one have a good day :)

  • @saraneves5704
    @saraneves5704 5 лет назад +2407

    Imagine paying child support for 1171 kids ! 😂

    • @blazian298
      @blazian298 5 лет назад +21

      @Donald Trump r/wooosh

    • @callumbatten3491
      @callumbatten3491 5 лет назад +14

      @Donald Trump r/woosh

    • @knah1571
      @knah1571 5 лет назад +11

      The Causal I thought donald trump will neverget wooosh ed

    • @ahm3dyusuf737
      @ahm3dyusuf737 5 лет назад +9

      Bankrupt

    • @User95583
      @User95583 5 лет назад +3

      Look at all these normies thinking they’re from Reddit but don’t think that it’s r/Wooooosh with 5Os

  • @thephantom9227
    @thephantom9227 5 лет назад +9437

    Child: Hey dad... Give me
    allowance.
    Father: errrrrr....excuse me, but who are you?

    • @DanZhukovin
      @DanZhukovin 5 лет назад +211

      Lmao how about I suspend your allowance for this period because of the rude way that you asked me!?

    • @ruuoxi
      @ruuoxi 5 лет назад +467

      i am number 571..

    • @brynjun
      @brynjun 5 лет назад +18

      @@ruuoxi lol hahahahah

    • @pikachu5353
      @pikachu5353 5 лет назад +70

      Im 793

    • @hyvn-km9vo
      @hyvn-km9vo 5 лет назад +66

      I am 897

  • @ashalettman1858
    @ashalettman1858 5 лет назад +3353

    Son: *introduces fiancé to Father*
    Dad: "You can't marry her boy, that's your sister!"
    Son: 😲

    • @19EHF
      @19EHF 4 года назад +92

      House lannister approves

    • @mauratlantean3002
      @mauratlantean3002 4 года назад +16

      HAHAHAHAHAHAH

    • @annadrew4
      @annadrew4 4 года назад +114

      That really happened.I know many stories about the love of two people who didn't know that they are half-siblings.

    • @lanny3204
      @lanny3204 4 года назад +133

      @@annadrew4 yeah no shit a year ago I found out my boyfriend was my third cousin, we met at a family dinner.

    • @annadrew4
      @annadrew4 4 года назад +37

      @@lanny3204 OMG!That's crazy!

  • @尺卂卄乇卂千丂卂尺
    @尺卂卄乇卂千丂卂尺 5 лет назад +6503

    "Dad how did u meet my mom?".
    king: *Uh! ummmmm What's your mama's name again??*

  • @TryHardCentral
    @TryHardCentral 5 лет назад +4718

    so I guess almost 1% of the population is connected with him

    • @sarakaye4185
      @sarakaye4185 5 лет назад +109

      100k Subs No Vids more like 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001

    • @smeef2757
      @smeef2757 5 лет назад +216

      @@sarakaye4185 If I'm right, seven billion has 9 zeros, right? So divide approximately 1000 by 7000000000 that's about 1% so the original commenter is right

    • @smeef2757
      @smeef2757 5 лет назад +27

      @AHGASE ONCE SUKIJU FOREVER For percentages it's the other way around, you divide the lower number by the bigger number. So 1000 divided by 7 billion is about 1%

    • @smeef2757
      @smeef2757 5 лет назад +10

      @AHGASE ONCE SUKIJU FOREVER I used different types of calculators and got the same answer each time. So I would like to think that's the correct answer.

    • @minhvannguyen9670
      @minhvannguyen9670 5 лет назад +56

      @@smeef2757 what kinds of calculator did you use? :)))) 1% is 1/100 while 1000 divided by 7 billion is 1/7000000 and that is far from even close to 1% :)))

  • @jasondean407
    @jasondean407 5 лет назад +1930

    Inmagine having 1170 younger or older siblings (edit: thank you for the likes)

    • @jennyoyster5054
      @jennyoyster5054 5 лет назад +7

      Harry potter/malfoy That’s crazy, lol....

    • @itzelap4200
      @itzelap4200 5 лет назад +5

      Harry potter/malfoy Voldemort would of made an army of death eaters with your siblings Malfoy

    • @leeb568
      @leeb568 5 лет назад +29

      Imagine being the middle child in that family!

    • @evanothahamidjojo2835
      @evanothahamidjojo2835 5 лет назад +2

      1170 satan

    • @chopppper
      @chopppper 5 лет назад +1

      It’s slept “Having” not “ Haveing”

  • @yesul1883
    @yesul1883 5 лет назад +2851

    *brings a cake*
    kid 1: yay! cake!
    dude: no no, you have to share with your 1170 siblings first

    • @Somebody-qd8be
      @Somebody-qd8be 5 лет назад +120

      Everyone’s is going to get like an atom of cake but cake is still cake

    • @oshaderp7138
      @oshaderp7138 5 лет назад +57

      But, but...
      THAT'S MY CAKE

    • @petrakurnia6772
      @petrakurnia6772 5 лет назад +30

      Sounds like a communist propaganda but okay

    • @amaragloballabels3689
      @amaragloballabels3689 4 года назад +11

      @Grace Sung En Tang
      The 1171 siblings: wait, why can't i see my cake?

    • @amaragloballabels3689
      @amaragloballabels3689 4 года назад +11

      @Grace Sung En Tang
      Dad: because you all have to share, so you get a millimeter back
      1171 kids: s i g h s

  • @clickmaster3692
    @clickmaster3692 5 лет назад +2601

    Imagine the thanksgiving his family has.
    EDIT: For all the sensitive folk out there, "his family would have"

    • @shohamdas
      @shohamdas 5 лет назад +106

      Yeah because only America exists

    • @clickmaster3692
      @clickmaster3692 5 лет назад +119

      @@shohamdas don't start.

    • @adikeys405keys8
      @adikeys405keys8 5 лет назад +5

      christmas

    • @MarcDoesNotKnow
      @MarcDoesNotKnow 5 лет назад +34

      100 turkeys. 112 bowls of gravy. A MILLION SCOOPS OF MASHED POTATERS.

    • @itsourtubenow9729
      @itsourtubenow9729 5 лет назад +19

      Are you that ignorant? Thanks giving isn’t celebrated in other parts of the world

  • @mayahdavies7152
    @mayahdavies7152 5 лет назад +2104

    *This is how to create an army*

  • @endeavourer1073
    @endeavourer1073 3 года назад +230

    The last sibling out of the 1171 waiting for his turn to sit at the throne-
    Human life span- dont even think about that

    • @No-hw7mb
      @No-hw7mb 3 года назад +6

      I think at that time only the eldest brother was the heir

    • @hmmm3210
      @hmmm3210 3 года назад +6

      Plus only legitimate children had a claim probably

    • @tea_books728
      @tea_books728 3 года назад +2

      Imagine if there were like 1627 girls before the first boy, and back then they just went straight to the boy. I would be pissed if I was one of the girls lol

  • @roselialeontoo
    @roselialeontoo 5 лет назад +957

    I'm just thinking about the amount accidental incest over the millennias.

  • @trishapuxsupachat5349
    @trishapuxsupachat5349 5 лет назад +334

    Be careful, you could be texting your 100th cousin on tinder

    • @zerocross9509
      @zerocross9509 3 года назад

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @solar0wind
      @solar0wind 3 года назад +16

      According to what I've heard we all are on average 17th cousins/aunts/uncles. So yeah, obviously we're all related or we wouldn't be the same species, I mean technically we're distantly related to every form of life on earth, but most people are more closely related then many people would think. Which makes racism even more stupid. If policemen in the US shoot an African American guy because of racism they killed a person who's most likely a less than 20th cousin.

    • @rishi_1003
      @rishi_1003 3 года назад +13

      @@solar0wind I mean we have to have descendended from a single person at some time in the past, so technically we are all a big family, which is kinda wholesome. Wish people stopped hurting each other and considered themselves a family instead, despite of the genetics becoming varied over the many centuries..

    • @solar0wind
      @solar0wind 3 года назад +7

      @@rishi_1003 As far as I know there wasn't really a first human. It was more like the species before us slowly changed over time, and those members who didn't have the new adaptations died out, but yes, there are probably really few early humans that we all can trace our lineage to. Not just the mitochondrial Eve and the y-chromosomal Adam. Also, even though we might look different our genetics is actually pretty similar. Since humans nearly died out several times, there is almost no genetic variation in our species in comparison to most other species. Just the variation we do have mostly makes us look different, even though apart from a few traits we aren't.
      But apart from that I totally agree!

    • @rishi_1003
      @rishi_1003 3 года назад +6

      @@solar0wind I'm not religious so I don't think Adam and Eve matter all that much but I believe that there were initially only a few apes who actually gave birth to actual intelligent beings, who further progressed the next generation of apes, the more evolves ones. But yeah, my main point is that humans are a big family, discord is very unsightly and should be avoided

  • @unleashingpotential-psycho9433
    @unleashingpotential-psycho9433 5 лет назад +728

    The official record for number of children born to one mother is 69.

  • @aikaiai
    @aikaiai 5 лет назад +3970

    Oh no my wife is coming today from Germany where can I hide all my 370 kids?

    • @ishthefish9006
      @ishthefish9006 4 года назад +47

      @Alyssa Xu in the mongol empire women divorced alot and other empires as well the men would appoint females to certain high positions.

    • @KawaiiKatelynUnicorn
      @KawaiiKatelynUnicorn 4 года назад +58

      Under your bed

    • @arnavjain2742
      @arnavjain2742 4 года назад +9

      @Leo Caducoy his kids are still alive tho

    • @kalvon
      @kalvon 3 года назад +10

      Just say these kids are from local citizens kids, and as a good king, you help to raised them but as a payment, they have to be a soldier when their grown ups, how bout that? do you think that's working?

    • @nandanahkumar1374
      @nandanahkumar1374 3 года назад +1

      Lmao

  • @Chickenwing5031
    @Chickenwing5031 5 лет назад +375

    It would be a birthday everyday
    Not just for one child either

    • @jedijournal9159
      @jedijournal9159 4 года назад +11

      Yeah at least three.

    • @Ib1.08
      @Ib1.08 3 года назад +5

      @@jedijournal9159 not atleast its completely by chance

  • @ninjanerdstudent6937
    @ninjanerdstudent6937 5 лет назад +1147

    I'm glad condoms were invented.

    • @suganthisivakumar3564
      @suganthisivakumar3564 5 лет назад +4

      Haha! 😅

    • @sarahkantor3853
      @sarahkantor3853 5 лет назад +4

      Whole Food Plant-Based Man or you could just pull up

    • @あいなな-i4y
      @あいなな-i4y 5 лет назад +12

      People sadly still don’t use em 🤦🏻‍♀️

    • @M3l0dyl0v3ss
      @M3l0dyl0v3ss 5 лет назад +4

      But they work 97% of the time-

    • @biorn1255
      @biorn1255 5 лет назад +1

      You are a food plant based man...
      Why do you care???

  • @Brevicauda
    @Brevicauda 5 лет назад +1304

    Do they remember all of his children names?

    • @welsonliong8607
      @welsonliong8607 5 лет назад +87

      I don't think they have name

    • @AJJJJJJJJJJJJ
      @AJJJJJJJJJJJJ 5 лет назад +71

      its not hard remembering 1,100+ names....

    • @MarcDoesNotKnow
      @MarcDoesNotKnow 5 лет назад +138

      Im just imagining them having names like A,B, C then so on until it reaches Z, after z it starts with AA, AB, AC xD

    • @kodokmager
      @kodokmager 5 лет назад +95

      or maybe just number
      1 2 3 4 5
      and they had nametag

    • @PineappledoesnotbelongonPizza2
      @PineappledoesnotbelongonPizza2 5 лет назад +19

      @@kodokmager 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I'm dead!

  • @malorie8967
    @malorie8967 5 лет назад +454

    When your entire school is your siblings

  • @nytrex_yt7417
    @nytrex_yt7417 4 года назад +622

    1:19 “Given birth to 69 children”
    *You have achieved greatness*

    • @nerogrove6491
      @nerogrove6491 3 года назад +26

      Finally, I have been searching this comment XD

    • @kushpatel1313
      @kushpatel1313 3 года назад +14

      No, you have achieved the highest level of stupidity

    • @ae-sk9lq
      @ae-sk9lq 3 года назад +8

      69 likes

    • @michellewest6929
      @michellewest6929 3 года назад +39

      @@kushpatel1313 I’m sorry you can’t take jokes.

    • @damianwjm
      @damianwjm 3 года назад

      Nice

  • @chxell
    @chxell 5 лет назад +2279

    What? Wait! is that Michael Jackson at 0:53?

  • @f.b.i4598
    @f.b.i4598 5 лет назад +1272

    *Thanos Would Like To Know Your Location*

  • @chaoticcrack6778
    @chaoticcrack6778 5 лет назад +759

    That's why Condoms are made.

    • @kaeso101
      @kaeso101 5 лет назад +4

      Truuuuuuuuueeeee

    • @mariobros4648
      @mariobros4648 5 лет назад +10

      And still some teens fail to use it

    • @yogurljane557
      @yogurljane557 5 лет назад +1

      Yas

    • @thegayestgoth
      @thegayestgoth 5 лет назад +2

      @@mariobros4648 nah homie its grown ass men and women. Young people use contraception. Also many aren't having secks at all. Youre quoting the 90s kid

    • @liksoonlo
      @liksoonlo 5 лет назад

      No shit, Sherlock.

  • @emaleesearles3112
    @emaleesearles3112 3 года назад +160

    Could you imagine doing a family tree?
    "Ma'am I need about 6 months to do my family tree."
    " Devon stop making up excuses, you just don't want to do the project. "
    "No Miss, I have 1170 siblings who all have different moms so it will take a while."

  • @NoizuWilhelm
    @NoizuWilhelm 5 лет назад +660

    These dude must have STD’s and/or STI’s for daaaaaays

    • @ayushkumar-bg1xf
      @ayushkumar-bg1xf 5 лет назад +23

      STD don't happens by having a lot of sex with different known ppl .
      If that was true every women of western hemisphere would have std .
      As average number of sex partner a woman have in new Zealand is 22 , Australia is 20 ,western Europe has 19 during their entire lifetime

    • @itzelmontalvo6645
      @itzelmontalvo6645 5 лет назад +5

      Is Taehyung middle fingering them🤣

    • @NoizuWilhelm
      @NoizuWilhelm 5 лет назад +55

      @@ayushkumar-bg1xf They don't have STD's because we, in modern times, have PROTECTION. We have condoms while people in those dude's times didn't. Even if they did, they obviously weren't used because they all have hundreds of kids by hundreds of women. So, my point still stands.

    • @NoizuWilhelm
      @NoizuWilhelm 5 лет назад +1

      @@itzelmontalvo6645 Yup XD

    • @ayushkumar-bg1xf
      @ayushkumar-bg1xf 5 лет назад +40

      @@NoizuWilhelm he was a king and all girls he had were mostly virgin and too young .There was negligible chance of teens having STDs in those days as girls in those days at such early age didn't had any sex partner .
      He was safe just because he had best teen girls of the land with no sex experience

  • @zoomermcboomer4771
    @zoomermcboomer4771 3 года назад +117

    When the kid says he's gonna call his brothers on you and he brings an army.

    • @1eV
      @1eV 3 года назад +2

      XD

  • @maryamtina6165
    @maryamtina6165 5 лет назад +1043

    Imagine being the oldest out of these 1171 kids
    “Oh you’re the oldest! How many little siblings do you have?”
    “1170”
    “... what?”

    • @zorab3796
      @zorab3796 5 лет назад +20

      Maryam Tina the oldest is the next king

    • @sindigwebu8270
      @sindigwebu8270 3 года назад +5

      Your profile picture😂😂😂😂

    • @cyncir
      @cyncir 3 года назад +5

      Yeah, the oldest surviving one, imagine all that competition -._-.

    • @Hashashin_420
      @Hashashin_420 3 года назад +2

      That sounds like 1170 free labourers to me

    • @cyncir
      @cyncir 3 года назад +1

      @@Hashashin_420 Sign me up

  • @zahidnawazeliassameja1842
    @zahidnawazeliassameja1842 3 года назад +65

    1 Father +4 wives + 500 Mistresses = 1171 kids.
    1171 kids + life partners = 2342 people .
    1171 kids have 2 kids each = 2342 kids .
    2342 kids have life partners = 4684 people .
    So the father has :
    4 wives ,
    500 mistresses ,
    1171 kids ,
    1171 sons and daughters in law ,
    2342 grand children ,
    2342 grand sons and daughters in law .
    If we put this together we will have a population of 7531 people. Wow you are still reading this.

    • @UntitledChannel1602
      @UntitledChannel1602 4 месяца назад

      Thats more than 10 times the amount of people in vatican city
      Bro's family is an army

  • @triplenine5466
    @triplenine5466 5 лет назад +243

    *Thanos Wants To Know Your Location*

  • @Froilan_G
    @Froilan_G 5 лет назад +2907

    Child: Dad, I need $100000 for a project at school.
    Dad: Sure here you go.
    Child: Thank you dad (walks away)🥳Yes I tricked the old man into believing I’m his child, Now I’m gonna buy lots of things!

  • @ashlianajade282
    @ashlianajade282 5 лет назад +112

    imagine having that many kids now? the amount you would would be paying for child support you would have to pay, whew chile

    • @Jobe-13
      @Jobe-13 5 лет назад +8

      Ashliianaa At least you’d leave quite a legacy.

    • @ishthefish9006
      @ishthefish9006 4 года назад

      Its all about leaving genes

  • @Tranquility._
    @Tranquility._ 5 лет назад +956

    Imagine being the oldest child seeing a new sibling every week
    And how do you even come up with 1171 different names

    • @J37182
      @J37182 5 лет назад +70

      Just name them child 1-1171 lol

    • @oofmeh3520
      @oofmeh3520 5 лет назад +25

      Names in every language!

    • @_.najlaa._4848
      @_.najlaa._4848 5 лет назад +16

      just add jr lol (ex: one kid name is jackson the other is jackson jr)

    • @Lut28
      @Lut28 4 года назад +24

      dad: guess who's gonna be a big brother/sister?
      eldest child: oh not again

    • @thesimplifestyle2022
      @thesimplifestyle2022 4 года назад +1

      U don’t

  • @lovemagicfantastic
    @lovemagicfantastic 5 лет назад +290

    69 children... is that where the number came from or a coincidence?

    • @kj6053
      @kj6053 5 лет назад +2

      No, 69 is a sex position that looks like the number 69.

    • @dejecteddevin8050
      @dejecteddevin8050 5 лет назад

      Bonbon Bliss you know 69 comes from the sex position right

    • @lovemagicfantastic
      @lovemagicfantastic 5 лет назад +1

      @@dejecteddevin8050 still, it's sex

    • @adamgrgrg2950
      @adamgrgrg2950 5 лет назад +2

      @@lovemagicfantastic it's a position that's named 69 because the 2 involved parties are laying upside down relative to each other just like the numbers 6 and 9

    • @KateeAngel
      @KateeAngel 5 лет назад +3

      If she had more 69s, she would not have 69 kids

  • @faith-be8km
    @faith-be8km 5 лет назад +672

    *don’t be silly, wrap your willy*

    • @edvinisgaming3509
      @edvinisgaming3509 5 лет назад +3

      you could not do that in old times

    • @grammarpolice2714
      @grammarpolice2714 5 лет назад +5

      How could they wrap their.... willies, in those old times?

    • @edvinisgaming3509
      @edvinisgaming3509 5 лет назад +1

      @@grammarpolice2714 copying me

    • @A52-s5g
      @A52-s5g 5 лет назад +7

      Yo mama don’t be a punk, hide your junk

    • @oofmeh3520
      @oofmeh3520 5 лет назад +1

      @@grammarpolice2714 They put paper on their d- i mean willys

  • @Joeyblondewolf2
    @Joeyblondewolf2 3 года назад +526

    I wish people would only have three kids as the limit... There's already like 80 million orphans worldwide. ☹️
    I know family that has eight and they can barely afford them. 😑

    • @rhyfelwrDuw
      @rhyfelwrDuw 3 года назад +30

      I have 3 friends with 10 children each and another person I knew years ago, was on her 14th - I've got 2 and that's plenty!

    • @umarabdaziz760
      @umarabdaziz760 3 года назад +85

      The societal drive is that the poorer you are, the more likely you'll want the have more children. That way it is more probable that the kids will grow up and collectively able to support you in old age.

    • @sayantansaha1976
      @sayantansaha1976 3 года назад +20

      3 is too much.

    • @donjosue1000
      @donjosue1000 3 года назад +3

      It's not if u have money

    • @fatesinker
      @fatesinker 3 года назад +35

      @@umarabdaziz760 That, and I'm pretty sure another reason is because if you have multiple children in an area with lower survival rates, the family will have more chances of continuing the family, instead of having three kids which later die as children.

  • @hauntedhatatefumo8699
    @hauntedhatatefumo8699 5 лет назад +338

    Teacher: How much siblings do you have?
    Student: *Over 900.*

  • @BooperBeanV3
    @BooperBeanV3 5 лет назад +493

    As if one kid wasn't nightmarish enough

    • @BooperBeanV3
      @BooperBeanV3 5 лет назад +1

      @Jake L fixed it

    • @melanieortiz712
      @melanieortiz712 5 лет назад +14

      You assume these men took care of these kids. These guys were rapists and dead beats.

    • @justonetime6179
      @justonetime6179 5 лет назад +4

      Melanie Ortiz no they weren't deadbeats. Women have male relatives. No random man is raping a woman in those days and her male relatives say nothing. It wasn't normal to have out of wedlock babies. Rapist either married her or was killed... that's the olden days.

    • @OrangeMilkBlossom
      @OrangeMilkBlossom 5 лет назад +6

      Who said that these men actually looked after them....?

    • @OrangeMilkBlossom
      @OrangeMilkBlossom 5 лет назад +8

      @@justonetime6179 it depends on how powerful the man was. If he was a powerful leader like these guys, there was essentially nothing the girls' families could do...

  • @amsterphangui5788
    @amsterphangui5788 5 лет назад +324

    Almost everyday would be a Birthday celebration at home 😄

    • @Nalrus_The_Walrus
      @Nalrus_The_Walrus 5 лет назад +29

      There's 365 days in the year. EVERYDAY is a birthday and for MULTIPLE kids at that. Lol

    • @oofmeh3520
      @oofmeh3520 5 лет назад +4

      True but it would cost alot

    • @Cleeon
      @Cleeon 3 года назад +4

      Relax, he is a king

    • @videogames1926
      @videogames1926 3 года назад +2

      Good strategy to lead a happy life :)

    • @souderyabbas3732
      @souderyabbas3732 3 года назад +1

      they don't do the celebration

  • @trex7820
    @trex7820 5 лет назад +74

    Imagine if somebody asked them do you have a cousin?

  • @Justpickonealready8
    @Justpickonealready8 5 лет назад +138

    Imagine being the first born😱
    You're in charge of over a thousand siblings

  • @breesmith261
    @breesmith261 5 лет назад +342

    Women can have more than 15, because my great aunt had 18 (no twins either)

  • @Simsrockslol
    @Simsrockslol 5 лет назад +77

    when you have many kids in a small area, inbreeding is kind of inevitable.

    • @maia23zade98
      @maia23zade98 5 лет назад +22

      Exactly. I was going to say, this is precisely the shit that causes inbreeding. I realize there are other causes, but this kind of scenario practically guarantees it, and it would be happening by accident but at higher frequencies than that kind of thing normally happens. I mean, for those who father a bunch of children with a bunch of different women and are never around for those kids... it's not like those kids realize who their father is, or if they encounter half-siblings later in life and see them as potential partners, they don't realize they're related. *sigh*

    • @johnsontan345
      @johnsontan345 5 лет назад +5

      @@maia23zade98 I mean, a bit of inbreeding is inevitable, we are all related to a common amcestor after all, evolutionarily speaking.

    • @crab5862
      @crab5862 5 лет назад +1

      @@johnsontan345 My whole life is a lie...

    • @jacubtscorpio5084
      @jacubtscorpio5084 5 лет назад

      Death, destroyer of worlds that is completely different than immediate inbreeding.. they all came from the same dick and sperm sack.. their not 3rd or 4th cousins their siblings..

    • @johnsontan345
      @johnsontan345 5 лет назад +1

      @@jacubtscorpio5084 yeah i didnt mean sibling to sibling inbreeding, i just meant that humans as a species are always inbreeding at least a bit. Which is why i share more genes with you then say a chimpanzee.

  • @randomamateur1583
    @randomamateur1583 3 года назад +51

    1:20 Me: God, childbirth is so excruciatingly painful, how do women do it? So many even die in the process
    Her: 69 kids in 27 pregnancies
    Me: I-

    • @user-gc8zt4bz1d
      @user-gc8zt4bz1d 3 года назад +7

      Sis lived her whole life pregnant wow

    • @trollinape2697
      @trollinape2697 3 года назад +3

      27 × 9 = 253 months of being pregnant

    • @Hossam_Ahmed_
      @Hossam_Ahmed_ 3 года назад

      @@trollinape2697
      In fact that also means she was getting twins more the one in the most of the 27 time

    • @trollinape2697
      @trollinape2697 3 года назад

      @@Hossam_Ahmed_ probably

  • @abhijeetkundu5453
    @abhijeetkundu5453 3 года назад +58

    My grandparents had 12 children. My mother is the youngest. When my mother was born, my grandmother was 48 and their first born; my eldest aunt was already married and had a 3.5 year old child. My eldest cousin from my mother's side is older than my mother. My grandparents from my father's side had 8 children and my father was also the youngest among his siblings. His eldest nephew is older than my mother. One-third of my nephews and nieces are already married, I am grandfather to many children and some of them are nearly as old as me 🤣🤣🤣

  • @randomclips4094
    @randomclips4094 5 лет назад +333

    How to have a child
    First, you need to have a girlfriend!
    *Cries at the corner*

    • @AkmalAzry
      @AkmalAzry 5 лет назад +3

      *child-bearer or a meat which can let the fetus suck a lot of its nutrient inside it until the fetus is big enough and ready to be defecated out through one of the hole that present in the meat

    • @randomclips4094
      @randomclips4094 5 лет назад +8

      @@AkmalAzry tf?

    • @SeoW.Y
      @SeoW.Y 5 лет назад +10

      not a GIRLFRIEND but a wife !!! WIFE !!!

    • @_________________._._._._
      @_________________._._._._ 5 лет назад +1

      AkmalAzry yeh you are not funny in any way just a dumb idiot seeking for attention I feel sorry for your family

    • @ezemachinenye3773
      @ezemachinenye3773 5 лет назад

      🤣🤣🤣

  • @meeraaa08
    @meeraaa08 5 лет назад +1024

    EDIT: OMG, THANKS FOR ALL THE LIKES!!!
    Wow...
    Dad:"Peter, David, Elisibath, Patrick, Daniel, Jackie, Alena, Axel, Jake, Victoria, Sofia, (ETC) GET READY FOR SCHOOL!!" *looks at list of 3000 children*
    Mike: "HEY, WHAT ABOUT ME?"
    Taylor: "YEAH FATHER, WHAT ABOUT ME TOO?"
    Vicky: "YOU FORGOT ME!!!!!!"
    Other Daniel: "MY NAME IS DANIEL TOO!!! YOU NAMED ME DANIEL!!!"
    Other 300 kids: "YEAH, WHICH ONE ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT??! THAT'S MY NAME TOO!!!"
    Joji: "YOU FORGOT MY NAME ON THE LIST!!!!"
    Other 1992 kids: "YOU FORGOT MY NAME!!!!!!"
    Dad: "I'M SO SORRY!!!!! NOW, WHETHER I SAID YOUR NAME OR NOT, GET READY FOR SCHOOl!!!"
    -Later that day-
    Dad: "BEDTIME!!!!!!!!"
    Victoria: "But daddy... I want water... I'm thirsty.."
    Mike: "ME TOO!!!"
    Alena: "SAME"
    Vicky: "ME TOO!!!"
    Other 2996 kids: "SAME HERE", "ME TOO", "ME!!", "I WANT WATER"!!!
    Dad: "MAKE A LINE IN THE KITCHEN!!!!!!! DON'T BE LONG!!!!"
    --5 hours later after the line ended, they went to sleep--
    Joel: **Turns on nightlight**
    Jimmy: "Turn it off... I can't sleep.."
    Joel: "NO, I AM SCARED OF THE BOOGEYMONSTER."
    Jimmy: "TURN IT OFF!!"
    Other 2998 kids: "STOP ARGUING WE CAN'T SLEEP!!"
    Jimmy: "NOT UNTIL HE TURNS IT OFF!!!! MY BED IS RIGHT NEXT TO HIS!!"
    Other 2998 kids: **Gets involved**
    Layla: "WELL, WE CAN'T SLEEP IF YOU BOTH KEEP ARGUING!!!!"
    Layla and 200 other kids: "DAD/FATHER/DADDY!!! JIMMY AND JOEL KEEP ARGUING RESOLVE IT!!!"
    --Rest of kids get into stupid arguement because they are tired and want to sleep--
    Dad: "ALRIGHT, JOEL, THERE IS NO BOOGEYMONSTER!!!!!! TURN OFF THE LIGHT!!!!"
    Joel: "WHY ARE YOU STANDING UP FOR JIMMY!!???"
    Other 1000 kids: "YEAH, THAT ISN'T FAIR!!!!!"
    --All kids wake up and start fussing--
    Dad: "SLEEP!!!!!!!!! NO MORE FIGHTING PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
    --6 hours later--
    Dad: **Sleeps on sofa**
    All kids: **Falls asleep**
    Dad: "Finally...."
    Dad: **Accidently wakes up Rose, one of the youngest**
    Dad: "WHOOPS!!"
    Rose: "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
    Dad: "WAIT, I FORGET YOUR NAME!!!"
    Dad: **Tries to help her sleep**
    --A week later--
    Dad: "OKAY, KIDS, WANNA GO SEE THE FOOTBALL GAME UP CLOSE? WE'LL BE PREPARING SOON TO GO!! GET READY!!!"
    2999 other kids: **Gets ready**
    Vicky: "BUT DAD, I DON'T WANNA GO!!!!"
    Dad: "JUST GO ANYWAY, WE NEED TOO!!!"
    Vicky: "Fine... **Gets ready**
    --After they reach there--
    Guard at football stadium: "What size family is coming, sir?"
    Dad: "3001, including me."
    Gaurd: "We can only hold 3005 people, which means that only 4 other people can join you.. So, you cannot come, sorry."
    Dad: "Oh well..."
    --6 years later when kids are teenagers--
    Vicky: "DAD, I WANNA HAVE A PARTY!!!!"
    Leo: "CAN I BRING MY GIRLFRIEND HERE??"
    Nick: "I AM TIRED OF THIS PLACE!!!!"
    Victor: "UGH!!!"
    Taylor: "**** everything"
    Layla: **Smokes**
    --2567 kids do something simallar--
    Dad: "NO, NO, AND I THOUGHT WHEN THEY WERE YOUNGER IT WAS BAD ENOUGH!! WHAT HAVE MOST OF MY KIDS BECOME???!!!"
    Taylor: **CRIES**
    Dad: "WHAT'S WRONG??"
    Taylor: "I HATE YOU!!!!"
    Dad: "Oof."
    --20 years later--
    Dad: "Finally, they're adults....Peace and quiet...."
    Dad: **Comes across around 6000 grandkids**
    Dad: "Oh.....my..... God...."
    Dad: **Comes across 3000 son/daughter in laws**
    ALL 3000 KIDS: "HI DAD, I JUST WANTED YOU TO MEET OUR FAMILIES!!!"
    Mike: "I HAVE TWINS!!!"
    Taylor: "I HAVE A OLDER DAUGHTER AND A YOUNGER DAUGHTER!!!"
    Daniel: "I HAVE A SON!!!"
    --2997 kids talk about their kids--
    Mike: "MEET MY WIFE!!!"
    Layla: "THIS IS MY HUSBAND!!!"
    --2997 kids say the same thing--
    Dad: "HAHA, NICE TO MEET YOU ALL!!!"
    All 6000 grandkids: "GRANDPA!!!!!!!!" **They all run at him for a hug**
    Dad: "Oh no... A ARMY!!!!!"
    Dad: **Faints**
    Dad: "Oh Gosh..."
    3000 kids: "DAD, WE LOVE YOU SO MUCH, WE DECIDED TO LIVE WITH YOU!!!"
    Dad: "OOOOOOKAYYYYY........ I LOVE YOU TOO!!!

  • @i-win
    @i-win 5 лет назад +532

    √-1.

    • @lepton_01
      @lepton_01 5 лет назад +47

      i

    • @b.quinchana
      @b.quinchana 5 лет назад +4

      WHYYY MATH. NO MATH TODAYYYYYYY. NYOOOM.

    • @raz0229
      @raz0229 5 лет назад +14

      @@b.quinchana You morons didn't get it! Do you?

    • @DeathRite
      @DeathRite 5 лет назад

      Lmao xD

    • @monstermushmush
      @monstermushmush 5 лет назад

      i? I don't get it.

  • @icosahedral8197
    @icosahedral8197 3 года назад +33

    This guys was like : " lemme build an ethnicity from scratch "

  • @jonathank4278
    @jonathank4278 4 года назад +14

    If you start at 13 ,and end at 55 ,and you did it 2 times (one at day ,and one at night) every day in December, and January with a different woman each time ,and there was no Abortions ,and each woman had 8 children from you.
    You can end up with 41,664 all of them with birthdays from May 2nd to December 30th .

  • @glmaguire
    @glmaguire 5 лет назад +67

    "Woman can have around 15 pregnancies in a life time"
    ... say that to Michelle Dugger

    • @rwhoosh1122
      @rwhoosh1122 5 лет назад +6

      Charlotte Maguire 15-30 max

    • @catiechey1279
      @catiechey1279 5 лет назад +2

      I mean, she had 17 pregnancies, even though she had 19 children. So that's not too far off from the estimate of 15

  • @ansonhu8795
    @ansonhu8795 5 лет назад +168

    As much as you can get laid, which for me is none

  • @rumaisahasan1233
    @rumaisahasan1233 5 лет назад +106

    Person:So...u an only child?
    His child:Uhhh....well, no...
    P:older/younger siblings?
    HC:both....
    P:How many?
    HC:1170....
    **the person who asked him the question has died**

    • @Nalrus_The_Walrus
      @Nalrus_The_Walrus 5 лет назад +1

      You could name one sibling a day, and it would take over 2 years to complete the family.

  • @tasiagabriel4912
    @tasiagabriel4912 4 года назад +53

    Imagine hearing screaming all day

  • @aminaharis4384
    @aminaharis4384 5 лет назад +54

    Well he is from my country and I can guarantee you that I hear many ppl saying that they are related to him lol

  • @blurple018
    @blurple018 3 года назад +55

    When you have so many children you really just reach a point where it’s impossible to be fully involved in all of their lives. Many of the children that came from these men probably never even met their father. They literally just made humans for fun…. I’m saying this because the video’s preview photo shows one of the men holding babies as if they where actually involved. I just want people to be aware of that and not be misled, these men also hold records for the biggest deadbeats. 😬

    • @boxinabox6608
      @boxinabox6608 2 года назад +1

      It's not like there were any expectations for them to be in their lives

    • @Nina-hl5qk
      @Nina-hl5qk 2 года назад

      He Killed people for fun. It is estimated he killed 30k people by his own hand. Including his own son. So much for fatherly involvement.

  • @SMkururu96
    @SMkururu96 5 лет назад +60

    Damn, that's more than my friends on Facebook...

  • @28_rickymaheswaraharianto81
    @28_rickymaheswaraharianto81 5 лет назад +23

    Wtf this guy is amazing,My parents cant even keep peace between me and my 2 other siblings and this guy can keep peace above 1171 children and hundreds of women....
    Wow

    • @Nina-hl5qk
      @Nina-hl5qk 2 года назад +4

      Well he killed some of them .

  • @enaya.3728
    @enaya.3728 3 года назад +27

    Imagine one of their child was in class and their task was to write about all their siblings 😭

  • @notdessie
    @notdessie 5 лет назад +94

    Jeez..I’m an only child. Can’t imagine having that many siblings...

    • @PikaPluff
      @PikaPluff 5 лет назад +2

      vanillaacupcakes I don’t think anyone can but how is it being an only child?

    • @EEE-kg3vy
      @EEE-kg3vy 5 лет назад +3

      @@PikaPluff sucks

    • @DaMarshmellow
      @DaMarshmellow 5 лет назад +1

      2pac shakur stfu

    • @notdessie
      @notdessie 5 лет назад +5

      PikaPluff2040
      It’s okay sometimes, but it’s actually really lonely. But most don’t feel that way. It’s really not that bad just for me I feel extremely lonely.

    • @saeranchoi3343
      @saeranchoi3343 5 лет назад +8

      PikaPluff2040
      Pros:
      - No siblings around to annoy you.
      - Thus more privacy.
      - You aren’t forced to share things.
      - No sibling rivalry.
      - Therefore it’s also more peaceful.
      - It’s definitely much less costly for parents. The more money you have, usually the better quality of life.
      Cons:
      - As vanillaacupcakes mentioned, it can get really lonely. Especially if you have few to no friends or your parents don’t pay much attention to you.
      - This one is really nothing, but it’s annoying when some people assume that you’re spoiled, yet think that you’re somehow unfortunate for not having any siblings.
      Not having siblings is the most natural thing for only children and it’s often weirder to think about the possibility of having any. It completely threw me off as a child when I realized at school that most people have siblings.

  • @harshsoni3491
    @harshsoni3491 3 года назад +39

    Child: "father i finally able to meet you"
    Him : "i don't even know who you are"

  • @strawberrymilk5955
    @strawberrymilk5955 5 лет назад +53

    *Child support *
    Dramatic music

  • @villeleinonen8491
    @villeleinonen8491 5 лет назад +211

    Thats bigger harem than in any anime

    • @grammarpolice2714
      @grammarpolice2714 5 лет назад

      AHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAH

    • @badmanthings
      @badmanthings 5 лет назад

      Imagine that was someones reality...

    • @SSC0002
      @SSC0002 5 лет назад

      @Vøtīøn If you mean learning Bengali makes you Bengali, then no. Learning a language doesn't mean you're from the same country. But do learn it (I am Bengali as well)

    • @Saad-ih3ys
      @Saad-ih3ys 5 лет назад +2

      @Proud Bangladeshi গর্বিত বাংলাদেশী That emperor is not arab, i'm from morocco, we are north africans, geographically and biologically we are not arabs, neither we do belong to the middle east or arabia neither we natively speak arabic

    • @kareemtheeb1478
      @kareemtheeb1478 4 года назад

      @@Saad-ih3ys
      😂😂😂 he is an Arab
      Don't lie about history.

  • @natto_0
    @natto_0 5 лет назад +74

    _Back when birth control wasn't a thing_

    • @KateeAngel
      @KateeAngel 5 лет назад +1

      It was, like calendar method and others, but most people did not use even that, cause of big child mortality

    • @littlegrey7532
      @littlegrey7532 5 лет назад

      There was still "pulling out" method

    • @ishthefish9006
      @ishthefish9006 4 года назад

      @@littlegrey7532 pulling out was stupid back then. They wanted to maintain a dynasty so they has lots of kids for the future generation

  • @JonahDimes
    @JonahDimes 5 лет назад +45

    Mr Waternoose: *Ill kidnap a thousand children before I let this company die!*
    Ismail: Okay, Ill have some left

  • @ariannar.1676
    @ariannar.1676 5 лет назад +74

    Omg imagine being the youngest
    ...sad 😂😕😕😕😕☹☹☹

    • @oofmeh3520
      @oofmeh3520 5 лет назад +3

      Me if i had 1170 siblings :
      Atleast i will never bored,
      Atleast i have like 1170 bodyguards plus my other millions of moms :)

    • @ishthefish9006
      @ishthefish9006 4 года назад +1

      @@oofmeh3520 millions of mom??

  • @B10KPlaysGames
    @B10KPlaysGames 5 лет назад +104

    *Sponsored by Trojan And Sponsored by Castration*

  • @SnorreSandlie
    @SnorreSandlie 5 лет назад +45

    Imagine buying Christmas presents to all those kids...

    • @jonathangiboy3370
      @jonathangiboy3370 5 лет назад

      That would be more than a million dollars

    • @heyitsmepatrick
      @heyitsmepatrick 5 лет назад +2

      He probably skips christmas 😂😂😂

    • @cayk9444
      @cayk9444 5 лет назад

      Something tells me he wasn't very active in their lives as he was too active making more babies

    • @dola204
      @dola204 5 лет назад +1

      @@heyitsmepatrick
      He is Muslim he don't even know what's that

  • @alicemeliksetian7981
    @alicemeliksetian7981 5 лет назад +38

    absolutely no one:
    background: *babies crying

  • @Tootisepop
    @Tootisepop 5 лет назад +56

    Well... that's so many child support.

  • @1darkmesiah1
    @1darkmesiah1 5 лет назад +13

    I read that in one case, a fertility doctor used his own sperm instead of sperm donors. So technically, he fathered a lot of children. I don't recall how many.

  • @Discosaturn
    @Discosaturn 5 лет назад +27

    1:13 - Mrs. Feodor Vassilyev lived in the 18th century, not the 19th century. She lived to be 76 years old and had 69 children between 1725 and 1765.

  • @jacobc246
    @jacobc246 5 лет назад +8

    This video kind of states a question and then just brings up a bunch of lesser examples rather than answering said question

  • @itzelmontalvo6645
    @itzelmontalvo6645 5 лет назад +190

    "They were one of the most rutheless men" I guess also rutheless in bed.

    • @mkb4289
      @mkb4289 5 лет назад +18

      oh yes,
      unfortunately this ruthlessness still exists in today's world

    • @jacobthompson6265
      @jacobthompson6265 5 лет назад +2

      Ouch.

    • @shadowsans4647
      @shadowsans4647 5 лет назад

      Im frickin DYING from this, omfg!

    • @Neverseenstars
      @Neverseenstars 5 лет назад +5

      Yeah some of it was probably rape.

    • @asiansoysauce
      @asiansoysauce 5 лет назад

      A beast on the bed *insert lenny face*

  • @sohamsadhukhan8482
    @sohamsadhukhan8482 5 лет назад +89

    Thanos would like to Know Your Address

  • @katewilkie177
    @katewilkie177 5 лет назад +35

    what a coincidence, she had 69 babies

  • @ayounglivelysoulinanoldtir3512
    @ayounglivelysoulinanoldtir3512 3 года назад +3

    27 pregnancies, 69 children. that poor woman!

  • @pls_ffs
    @pls_ffs 5 лет назад +32

    One of his children was his dad.

  • @HenWithATie
    @HenWithATie 5 лет назад +74

    1:18
    69 Kids?
    *Coincidence?*

  • @lisaoppa4337
    @lisaoppa4337 5 лет назад +20

    Woahhhhh, then u have to name that 1171 childrens..

  • @paul2019.
    @paul2019. 3 года назад +8

    “Ferb, I know what we’re gonna do today”

  • @nanyabiznus4738
    @nanyabiznus4738 5 лет назад +38

    Even though all the facts, did these guys start impregnating women from the second they were born?

    • @mokhat74b39
      @mokhat74b39 5 лет назад +5

      Or they had sex daily and all women had twins triplets

    • @mokhat74b39
      @mokhat74b39 5 лет назад +1

      @Da Boo ik it is a joke

    • @codename9824
      @codename9824 5 лет назад

      Monkey Bender Thank Xenu we have Monkey Bender to time warp back and peeping Tom ancient horny assholes.

    • @nanyabiznus4738
      @nanyabiznus4738 5 лет назад

      Yo, I don't time travel to see live action because I don't cheat my mobile and i am loyal to my phone(phone is her nickname). It was for research purposes.

    • @ishthefish9006
      @ishthefish9006 4 года назад

      @@nanyabiznus4738 what

  • @libera7161
    @libera7161 5 лет назад +25

    The Sims 4 100 Baby Challenge doesn't sound so unrealistic after that 🙈

  • @DrRiq
    @DrRiq 5 лет назад +17

    Who in modern times had 200 kids?!

    • @SauceGodBandjos
      @SauceGodBandjos 3 месяца назад

      Alot of these sperm donor weirdos check em out

  • @aoifeosullivan9917
    @aoifeosullivan9917 3 года назад +21

    Had to do the maths, if a man got someone pregnant every day for his entire adult life, he could have 19,700 children, that's the maximum I'd say.

    • @Libtardo123
      @Libtardo123 3 года назад +2

      I can handle 4 nuts a day comfortably

    • @villz1268
      @villz1268 3 года назад

      @@Libtardo123 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣bugging

    • @Piku_gram
      @Piku_gram 3 года назад +1

      You do know that there's a menstruation cycle right?

    • @kitty79532
      @kitty79532 3 года назад +1

      @Genghis Khan um women without menstruation won't get pregnant . You have to have a healthy menstrual cycle to have babies . It's pretty rare for women who don't menstruate to have the ability to bring a child full term

    • @abdulmoid267
      @abdulmoid267 3 года назад

      @@kitty79532 he meant to pick a woman who's not on her periods

  • @TheShaibTube
    @TheShaibTube 5 лет назад +7

    I swear the child support must be crazy if they had these kids today

  • @ByaheniMyI
    @ByaheniMyI 5 лет назад +14

    The official world record for the most babies is GENGHIS KHAN.

  • @DeathRite
    @DeathRite 5 лет назад +7

    1st : How am I here
    2nd : This is interesting
    3rd : Wtf recommendations

  • @devotedcetacean6568
    @devotedcetacean6568 5 лет назад +52

    Man: *has 1,171 kids*
    Me: Thank you for you're controbution to the earth

    • @k.9844
      @k.9844 4 года назад

      @Sanghi cheems how is that a degradation?

    • @k.9844
      @k.9844 4 года назад

      @Sanghi cheems I don't really think it matters who the parents are. There is still going to be 1,171 kids. But, that's just my opinion.

  • @ashtong85
    @ashtong85 5 лет назад +19

    1171 dalmations

  • @actionnew
    @actionnew 5 лет назад +4

    1100 children and he probably never kicked them out when they turned 18

  • @iminh_x1705
    @iminh_x1705 5 лет назад +10

    Imagine having a thousand children crying at the same time 😂

  • @supremeundercoverspasm2104
    @supremeundercoverspasm2104 5 лет назад +18

    Sooo the king said “Ight imma get some milk” 1171 times