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Andrew, you should make your own website and put up ads from PPV/PPC networks. You could also have a store for merch, maybe some community features like a forum and/or chat server. Maybe even a freemium membership system or something. I'd be happy to help put it together with you. I have over 15 years of full stack dev experience with websites/mobile apps. Let me know if you're interested and we can chat and put together a plan.
I've had a married woman respond positively to something similar. I didn't go through with it though since I think it'd be evil. It's not insane though.
the fact that the woman towards the end made herself as available to them as possible, even saying she was single, and they still managed to totally fuck it up is so insane to watch
She new they were akward and gave dude a chance cuz he wasnt a complete weirdo but then he had to open that mouth and the little dude came through and out cringed him x1000
@@siinxx7656 bro im pretty sure regardless of the kid behind her, you dont run in for a kiss like that with a complete stranger infont of a fkn live camera
Id think these were fake but the sheer fuckin reactions of these men trying to answer how many makeouts they've had SERIOUSLY was one of the funniest things Andrew has orchestrated
Stanli's primal lyrical yell at 3:15 was just too damn much. I laughed, I smiled, I fist pumped, I got teary eyed. Stanli, you fearless wonder, if you ever read this and if our paths ever cross, we're hugging.
I think it´s fascinating how confident that guy is as long as he sit´s there with those "clients" but as soon as someone outside his bubble confronts him he gets real quiet.
Funny, Im sure you would shut down regardless of who confronts you. This dude is hilarious and can be made fun of every which way, but nonetheless he takes all that and still has confidence. It might be slightly misplaced, but its still better than people who are basic and boring and have zero self esteem. Most people dont have any talents skills hobbies etc, and crumble under social pressure especially when next to someone they view as successful.
100 percent after every episode he drives deep into the desert and gets on all fours and spreads his ass cheeks and purges the cringe into the atmosphere.
Stanli talking bout, let me recite you a poem and then not being prepared was so damn funny. I actually thought he wasn't going to do it, and that would have been the best option.
That girl he was with seemed good for him. Like obviously she could see through the act but he seems like a likeable, nerdy guy underneath it all. I’m sure she’s hoping it’s just a phase.
Well, they just repeated something they probably say a lot. Didn't seem an original thought, but then again, "killing it" might just mean keeping a full magazine of identical bullets.
The kids, they throw around the word “cringe” so indiscriminately these days. But when Air went in for the divorcée kiss: That was the real deal right there.
Oh my god your icon. I used to edit that ram into different characters in like 2007 on deviantart and completely forgot it existed until this moment ..the whiplash I got from seeing it again
Andrew is an absolute genius, the twin crossover was insane how does he continue to put out such top tier content looking forward to more of the channel 5 expanded universe lmao
I’d completely forgotten about it and then just got recommended it again. It’s one of the most jarring pieces of film I’ve ever seen. The cringe is so strong it attacks the nervous system.
There are dudes out there committing suicide because they think they are so ugly that they can’t get a single girl, when in reality this is exactly what they’ve been doing the whole time.
Pretty shit take to be honest. I think you're too innocent to truly conceptualize how much suffering there actually is in the world. Would you say this exact thing about a suicidal femcel that suffers the exact problem these guys have? What you seem to be implying is that people who struggle are justified in offing themselves because.....they act cringe.
@@visualizeme-tz3ng Ironic to say I'm out of touch with reality if you're going to argue that femcels don't exist, but incels do. What a delusional mindset.
@@Pun116 I’m paraphrasing here but: “The strong do what they can and the weak suffer what they must,” -Thucydides on the Siege of Melios. Is not directly like what is said in the video but it shares its similarities.
imagine: your little sister is attacked by a ghost and nobody will help you except this one guy who runs a class on how to make out with strange women.
Yo Andrew just want to say I wouldn‘t be watching this if it weren‘t for This Place Rules, which was great btw. Amazing work; everyone thinks it‘s about politics when in reality it‘s about the profiteers and no one‘s exposed it quite like you sir. Keep it up.
@meow purr the PUA is obviously just a grifter and a shitty, annoying person, but it's hard not to empathize with the other guys even though they are cringe af. They are trying to work out their own insecurities, and unfortunately that makes them a mark for grifters like Vince
@@LogiMack He looks similar. Did you confirm it's actually him some way? It wouldn't be shocking as it is quite clear he has low IQ in the video. Let me make sense of that statement. Intelligence correlates heavily with both empathy and social skill, and he was by far the worst at both of those skills out of everyone in the video. He even struggled at simple mental tasks like memorizing a small poem. His skills indicate he isn't the sharpest tool in the shed. Now, connecting things back to a murderer, it helps to know that most serial killers are quite dumb. I believe the average IQ in one study was about 85 (and that study's numbers were juiced up a bit since it included Ted Kaczynski who was a genius - his killing were political anyway, not killings in the name of simple animal understandings). It turns out killing someone unjustly or finding meaning in killing someone unjustly over everything else you can do in life just isn't that smart of a thing to do.
a porn-addicted singer, a gemini, the brother of a spiritually tormented girl, and a lanky news anchor head to a suite in the Mirage Casino… literally sounds like the beginning of a joke that could lead to a pickup line
I’ve seen a few of these pick-up artists and what they always seem to do is corner women into awkward confrontational conversation which the woman feels too polite to just leave. It’s awful
The people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups: The pick-up artists who think they are outgoing and fun - and everyone else, who is exceedingly uncomfortable. These are their stories...
@@jamesmitchell6209 don’t worry it isn’t true lmao I don’t think even high schoolers keep track of how many “make outs” they’ve had that’s literally something you’d only brag about if you’re insecure about how little girls you’ve kissed
@@lovelore no lmao it's SO bad. My theory is that he did it once at an 8th grade birthday party and someone told him it wasnt that bad so ever since he says he's a singer and does that weird full voiced slide every time he gets the chance. Spent years and way too much money at music school as a vocal major so you know I'm legit
Bro, when Air went in for that kiss on the girl who was recently divorced, I physically curled up and turn away from my computer. I don't know that I've ever cringed so hard in my life, I almost felt dizzy. Part of me feels bad for (some) of these guys who just have zero social skills and are just doing what they think they're suppose to do. They're just trying to be liked, or less lonely, or to feel a connection with someone. Another part of me wonders how you could get so fucking confused that you become this awkward and cringeworthy in an attempt to "Hook up" with someone. Thank god the Hoff Twins showed up like Deus Ex Machina.
The worst thing is this situation you described applies onto an entire generation of men who grew up on the internet and now have zero social skills. They're completely lost on how to approach women and are desperatly tryingto find a way, going from red pill to various grifters offering pick up courses like this
I hope Stanli appears in the new videos just like Hoff Twins did Edit: he reappeared in the merch drop video, also Stanli is active on Instagram and seems to be doing fine
This was awesome to watch. Would have loved to be there in person with them. Vince is truly precisely what a pick up artist is supposed to be, full of self-amusement and outcome independence.
they’re very robotic and have no self awareness. It feels like they’ve over complicated just talking to people. The shit they covered in that “course” is like basic shit.
Why do I feel like this could be an actual movie, starring Steve Carell as Vince. It’s a slapstick comedy, with a heartwarming message about finding confidence in yourself.
im not joking i went to high school with him and he used to do it in high school all the time he would say SATAAAAAAAN back then tho. nothing has changed. hair is shorter
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what even is this demonetized for wtf?
though the twins did kind of murder the PUAs
Yoo Andrew, you should consider selling merch... you could link with a print on demand company and set up an online store very easily these days
They still popping ads in there tho...
Andrew, you should make your own website and put up ads from PPV/PPC networks. You could also have a store for merch, maybe some community features like a forum and/or chat server. Maybe even a freemium membership system or something. I'd be happy to help put it together with you. I have over 15 years of full stack dev experience with websites/mobile apps. Let me know if you're interested and we can chat and put together a plan.
@@dfoolz beg
“Is it a strong marriage?” is an absolutely insane follow up line
😂
the hesitation leading up to that line makes it even better... or worse. My subconscious hasn't decided yet
Bold AF! 😭
I've had a married woman respond positively to something similar. I didn't go through with it though since I think it'd be evil. It's not insane though.
@@AG-ld6rv then why’d you ask her?
Hoff Twins were a freaking perfect addition to this, they should show up in every video
They MADE this video soooo much better. AHHAHAHAHAHHA
hello snes drunk
it’s twins for the win baby!
snnnnmmmnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnesdrunk
Cant agree more it would be so fucking funny if they showed up at every weird group convention and just dropped couple lines. :D
Imagine paying for a pick up course and being met by an assassins creed character in the lobby of a hotel.
Who briefly forgets what his job is.
Who takes you upstairs to the unreleased character designs of 2005's Guitar Hero.
Bravo
@@Munkenba holy shit, you hit the nail on the head. Stanley looks exactly like a failed boy band member.
More like a Far Cry villain
I'm only halfway through and it feels like I've been watching for four hours. This is brutal.
I’m 3:00 in and STRUGGLE BUSSING 😂
It only gets harder as you go on.
It was painful but came out like a champ. Andrew GOATED
@@Ryan-wx8of you too?
I wish this would go on forever
"you look so portable" is definitely something you hear right before you get kidnapped
Oh my.. 💀
😂
The sexual assault comment after really tied it together nicely
he seemed pretty sus when he yelled in joy ''so portable!!" in the clip where he actually picked one of the chicks up
& you know it takes a special kind of man to notice these things
The Hoff Twins gotta be the best characters in the Channel 5 universe so far lol
Oh hey dani, cool to see you here
im pretty sure Yo mamas milk are the best characters in the Channel 5 universe so far lol
The Andrew Extended Cinematic Universe is really getting interesting this season.
dani stop watching youtube and go update karlson pls i smashed wishlist now i wanna play it its been a year smh
Y’all keep talking like this and he’ll do a video on all of you
the fact that the woman towards the end made herself as available to them as possible, even saying she was single, and they still managed to totally fuck it up is so insane to watch
She new they were akward and gave dude a chance cuz he wasnt a complete weirdo but then he had to open that mouth and the little dude came through and out cringed him x1000
I'm pretty sure the gal behind her was her daughter or something maybe that's why she didn't run down with the kiss
when
Oh no, oh no no noooo. This is too much, when Stan starting reciting a poem omg I couldn't watch.
@@siinxx7656 bro im pretty sure regardless of the kid behind her, you dont run in for a kiss like that with a complete stranger infont of a fkn live camera
The subtle "air" vocal was absolutely hysterical, perfect editing this entire episode.
was a very nice touch
they call him master exploder
3:44
Right after laughing at that bit I read this comment😭😂
I am watching at work and laughed so hard .. haha
Calling girls portable is the most human trafficker thing I’ve ever heard
But you do admit they are portabl... Wait, that Pirates of the Caribbean line doesnt work here
vince was not as portable sadly. the line wont work on him. sad day for a lot of girls out there.
And it just works lol
Hahaha damn my thoughts exactly
Fucking D.E.A.D
andrew is the master of never laughing no matter how insane the shit he’s covering is
I think he's taking Beta Blockers
9:40
Lmfao what do beta blockers have anything to do with it lol
What up Beet?
@@johnnyguillotine1673 Next level joke.
The amount of cringe Andrew can tolerate is unfathomable
Literally my thoughts and then I find ya comment
@@topgtom hahaha Im being completely honest when I say this comment was fully organic, but I'm not surprised you say that.
He feeds on it
and we only saw 12min...Andrew hung out with them for 10 hours or more AND watched the whole video material to make a video... what a brave man!
@@hendrix808 insanity
Id think these were fake but the sheer fuckin reactions of these men trying to answer how many makeouts they've had SERIOUSLY was one of the funniest things Andrew has orchestrated
How many makeouts you got, bro?
No one can make up that singing guy
@salazam atleast about 400 in the last half hour or so
@@salazam my hand and pillow still count right?
That pick up coach is literally like a Sacha Baron Cohen character
He reminds me of a punk rock Tommy Wiseau
@@Alchemistic88 Yes
@@Alchemistic88 I was also thinking tommy Wiseau.
Thought the exact same thing lmao
Fkin spot on lmao
I felt more comfortable when the Hoff twins appeared.
it's the devil you know vs the devil you don't
Honesty vs lunacy
Breath a sigh of relief that you'll never have to hang out with either group
real niggas
Exactly lmao. I was like "whew, some normal people"
Before the video: I’m a little awkward.
After the video: Actually, I’m relatively normal.
Yaaahayyahhhhhyahahhayyahaaahayaaaaaaahyahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
if you think the problem is you're awkward then you're right, also your pen nis
feels good man
This
WORD!
Stanli's primal lyrical yell at 3:15 was just too damn much. I laughed, I smiled, I fist pumped, I got teary eyed. Stanli, you fearless wonder, if you ever read this and if our paths ever cross, we're hugging.
I duno if hugs are allowed. He is in a relationship. It's exclusive. They're neighbours.
@9:41 is way better bro 😂
You're makin' OUT
@@boyunderbridgeThey're kind of in a relationship. It's pretty exclusive.
"The boot camp is held at an undisclosed location"
>Immediately discloses the location of the boot camp not 5 seconds later
Dont talk about pickup club- proceeds to show you to the entrance lol
Yes, we all got the joke.
@@hugejackedman7423 spoken like a man with nonportable women smh
I can’t believe the Hoff twins actually brought this back down to earth.
LOL
I felt relieved they could come in and try to talk some sense into these maniacs.
Was like: "Oh great, finally some normal people."
lol
they dun did it again
When you realize that "All Gas No Brakes" was just scratching the surface
The Hoff Twins are going to be the first correspondents on the new channel
@@Philly7Eagles "And now we go to the Hoff Twins with the weather. Fellas?"
Bruh, that's why he had to make it Channel 5 Official and bring the action news.
I think it´s fascinating how confident that guy is as long as he sit´s there with those "clients" but as soon as someone outside his bubble confronts him he gets real quiet.
hes got a cool ass mohawk tho
Twins done did it again. Also the Mohawk is lame af
@@tomjones63472 black bitchez in da benz
Funny, Im sure you would shut down regardless of who confronts you. This dude is hilarious and can be made fun of every which way, but nonetheless he takes all that and still has confidence. It might be slightly misplaced, but its still better than people who are basic and boring and have zero self esteem. Most people dont have any talents skills hobbies etc, and crumble under social pressure especially when next to someone they view as successful.
@@PsychotropicThunder cringe
When the Hoff Twins showed up it was the crossover of the century
Andrew probably brought them on to show the losers what real pick up artists look like haha
He is building a cinematic universe
i'm errwhere and on err b**ch
the utter confidence too just throwing off the beta males with their apex predator presence.
they're making friends along the journey
The Hoff Twins showing up confirms that there is a Channel 5 Cinematic Universe
we need the Hoff twins spin off
So confused as I thought Hoff Twins lived in FL...
@@ASMRGRATITUDE they live in California, just in the most Florida looking place ever that’s outside of florida
Still holding out for a Mr.Daddy spin off
@@ASMRGRATITUDE they from the bay area, cali
this man was born with a cringe tolerance beyond that of a mere mortal
yeah definitely one of the harder episodes to watch
@@cobralyoner I physically wrenching my body thru this.
100 percent after every episode he drives deep into the desert and gets on all fours and spreads his ass cheeks and purges the cringe into the atmosphere.
Even he broke on this one
Bet a boatload of cash he’ll identify as some random creature ina couple years , big bet 👌🏾
This video took me 3 days to watch all the way through. Worth it
I like how they measure their success by how many make-outs they've had like a bunch of middle schoolers
They hole-punch their cootie cards lmaoo
I know 😂😂😂
And I'm sure their estimates are entirely accurate.
He needed that notch on his make out belt
the blind leading the blind
Whoever operates the camera is a genius. Their sense of timing for zoom ins and whatnot is impeccable.
P sure it's editing
@@eiosti Oh..... Well they still have a good sense of comedic timing.
@@batman3901 indeed! I think Andrews editing style is what really makes the show
@@eiosti You can't edit what you didn't record.
@@sloba111 what?
Nah this is becoming a cinematic universe after the Hoff twins appeared
fr i yelled THE TWINS!! when i saw them
Dude we need a whole channel of just Hoff
I want a solo video covering one Florida man on his day to day adventures
Yo I came here to say this. He’s building an army.
I upvoted you at 420. DESTINY.
Stanli talking bout, let me recite you a poem and then not being prepared was so damn funny. I actually thought he wasn't going to do it, and that would have been the best option.
Air could be a normal guy if he dropped the act and just realized he's a nerd and ran with it, but Stanli 100% has human remains in his hotel room
Omg hahahahaha
That girl he was with seemed good for him. Like obviously she could see through the act but he seems like a likeable, nerdy guy underneath it all. I’m sure she’s hoping it’s just a phase.
It’s the other way around
Stanli def serial killer vibes
His neighbours dead
The Hoff Twins popping out of the woodworks like a new smash character is the best part of this
duuuude, they would fight like the ice climbers
@@signifidelica2819 Wombo combo!
@@signifidelica2819 LMFAAAOOO I LOVE THIS VISUAL
Lmao blindsiding someone with a Hennessy bottle
Did not expect the Hoff Twins to pop up again 😂
They came to show that they have been in every hood on every bitch
The Andrew Callaghan Cinematic Universe is really coming together nicely.
yeah what the FUCK dude what a crossover
Hoff twins for life baby
Made this the greatest video I have seen
“Don’t follow up with a question, follow up with your take on it”…
“I like to party…
yeah..
…have fun hehe”
NAILED it 😂😂😂
The twins in a different setting is like characters from a show in real life.
The craziest part is that they somehow managed to be the least weird guys(aside from Andrew himself) in this.
@@gummyboots They're so much more straightforward. They could easily charge more than this dude for their boot camp.
@@IanDoesMagic What could they teach you though? Drinking & driving? Throwing money at strippers?
@@MrTubularBalls real confidence lol. pretty obvious those two are actually about what they are about.
@@MrTubularBalls Dude I'd pay $895 for that.
Adam Sandler’s new character is terrific
Middle-aged lil Nicky and the curse of the cringe
I was thinking Sacha Baron Cohen
Didn't know he was hired for the adult McLovin standalone movie
y'know, not many people know this, but you can put your weed in there
@@j_h_o dude. What?
Thank fucking god the hoff twins showed up i was mad comforted by their presence
That speaks volumes 😂
nah this gotta be the first time anybody ever said this
Twins for the win 🏆. Dont check me , CHECK YA BITCH!
theyre even worse
HAHAHAHAH
It’s mandatory to rewatch this every year
See you here next year!
Plz don't... this gives me TRAUMA lol... I wasn't ready to be in this video
"players do what they want, suckers do what they can"
Hoff twins fucking killed it
actually the best pickup advice in the whole video
They also nut in their faces and break their purses, none of this RUclips guidelines shit of kissing 5000 girls.
Basically an adaptation of that Athenian line "the strong do what they can and the weak suffer what they must"
It's a Suga Free quote from "Why U Bullshittin?"
Well, they just repeated something they probably say a lot. Didn't seem an original thought, but then again, "killing it" might just mean keeping a full magazine of identical bullets.
The kids, they throw around the word “cringe” so indiscriminately these days. But when Air went in for the divorcée kiss: That was the real deal right there.
I had to cover my face when that happened.
Truly
Same when Stanli "recited" the poem.
Oh my god your icon. I used to edit that ram into different characters in like 2007 on deviantart and completely forgot it existed until this moment ..the whiplash I got from seeing it again
She was hitting on the other guy lol. Men really think they're completely exchangeable
the guy who didn't sign the release is the smartest pick up artist
That is a very low bar
@@OwDenied Offcanny?
@@fnonpm I had too Google what's offcanny lmao. No that's the Nirvana logo
@@OwDenied well at least you have a new meme channel
He was getting mad makeouts while the rest of the gang was walking around like a dysfunctional JRPG party
I like how Andrew started a side quest that led him to meeting a real life anime character in a hotel lobby
yea but his gear was shit, those pauldrons weren't even enchanted.
Andrew is an absolute genius, the twin crossover was insane how does he continue to put out such top tier content looking forward to more of the channel 5 expanded universe lmao
I need more Hoff Twins content
@@Alchemistic88 YES and they can teach us more than a 900$ home video collection by a Kick Ass villain cosplayer.
stanli's smiles look so full of pain
hide the pain stanli ;)
until you hear his beautiful singing voice
I'm pretty sure that's just frankie muniz.
I really wish the best for that guy.....cuts me deep.
@@Icepick602 Frankie's story just keeps getting sadder.
Air seems just self aware enough to know he's being cringe but he's too committed to stop now
One day he will start buttoning up his shirt and that will be the slow beginning of an awakening.
@@axelbauron155 FR LMFAOOO
Lol so true
The best comment! lol
he just needs to drop the act and stop trying to be somebody he's not
Every ones in a couple of months a come back to this video. This one without a shadow of a doubt is one of the best pieces of media ever created.
Dude, I'm here too once a month. I always laugh . I've watched this like 15 times
I’d completely forgotten about it and then just got recommended it again. It’s one of the most jarring pieces of film I’ve ever seen. The cringe is so strong it attacks the nervous system.
"Players do what they want, suckas do what they can"
- The Hoff Twins 2021
Why were they the only ones that made any sense in this whole thing?
@@Joneshing no, suga free stole it from the hoff twins.
I heard that first in a Mac Dre song “all it takes “
@@Joneshing damn the Hoff twins are talented. they came up with that when they were babies?
@@Joneshing the Hoff Twins made that line when they were babies that’s how good they are.
“MAKE OUTS. TOO EARLY? OR WE GOOD?” Great human interaction
It's what we humans do
He's such a charmer!
I couldnt believe my ears for a second, they fuckin ran away hahaha
That's what happens when developers have little time to program NPC
I want Oblivion music played over this.
Helluva video when the Hoff Twins show up and you're like "finally, some reasonable people"
My exact thoughts.
I felt the same way
🤣
My hand is cramping from taking so many notes!
BEST CROSS OVER EVER. I got chills when the beat dropped on the twins.
It's a work of... Duh-Veenkie
Truly what we all needed but not what we deserved
Jeez, spoilers
@@rawrbert336 sorry to spoil the chills mate didn't think that far
@@rawrbert336 Watch the video before reading the comments??
LOL he's done it again. Andrew has found a real life band of gta5 characters. Creepiness aside, "if you think it matters, it does" is top tier advice
Andrew for GTA 5
thats the only thing he said that made sense
*Creepiness aside, "if you think it matters, it does" is top tier advice* Mimicry aside, couldn't agree more.
@Alex Adamantium this is his second project he had to ditch the old contract and old channel due to his contract trying to screw him out of money
The Twins came in like the Avengers through the portals in Endgame.
Not the heroes we expected but needed
I would honestly pay them to come to parties I attend.
preach it brother
Honestly it felt more like Thanos coming through the portal. Except in this case it wasn't a bad thing...
This one of my favorite videos from channel five , besides Crip Mac’s ❤😂 this is pure gold.
New editing style is amazing
And that's coming from one of the best editors ever
Eyy, crossover episode!
Didn't expect to see you here! Love your stuff!
shit's 4k aswell, I mean this dude literally ahead of the biggest news corps in the world.
No. I don't like it. It makes more fun of the person. I like more neutral stuff.
Stanli just seems like a broken man that doesn't want to be broken anymore
Yeah, he does look like he cries a lot
Lmbboo 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
He looks like Michael Cera with an extra 10 years
@@igkgigoh LMFAOO
@@doublet_inthemorning I was thinking he looked more like Frankie Muniz from an alternate timeline where he wasn't a child actor lmfao
That was the most painful thing I’ve never wanted to end
i can barely get through it
i keep having to look away from my screen
Lol yes cringe level was high with these guys
This is the comment i was looking for. Nailed it.
Thats the reason Im reading the comments while watching^^
There are dudes out there committing suicide because they think they are so ugly that they can’t get a single girl, when in reality this is exactly what they’ve been doing the whole time.
Yes. Too many dudes act cringe 😬
If they committed suicide then they’re not doing anything. They’re dead.
Pretty shit take to be honest. I think you're too innocent to truly conceptualize how much suffering there actually is in the world. Would you say this exact thing about a suicidal femcel that suffers the exact problem these guys have? What you seem to be implying is that people who struggle are justified in offing themselves because.....they act cringe.
@@DeadPixel27 femcel? Lol 😂 Jesus. So out of touch with reality
@@visualizeme-tz3ng Ironic to say I'm out of touch with reality if you're going to argue that femcels don't exist, but incels do. What a delusional mindset.
“Playas do what they want. Suckas do what they can.”
I’m pretty sure the Greek general Thucydides said something similar. These men are scholars.
A true American philosopher.
its a mac dre line
Thucydides never said anything similar to that.
@@Pun116 I’m paraphrasing here but: “The strong do what they can and the weak suffer what they must,” -Thucydides on the Siege of Melios. Is not directly like what is said in the video but it shares its similarities.
Shoutout to THUGcydides.
The Hoff Twins just absolutely overshadowed this clown without even trying!
Fuck yeah
It was so weird to see the contrast there lol, 1 plastic person and 2 real ones
Yeah that dude got kind of steamrolled by the twins lol
"How many bitches you kissed?" 🤣
It's twins for the mothafuckin' win
Mohawk dude running after them shouting “you, the shy one!” Is the creepiest thing ever
While she's literally running omfg
@@thaloblue “run with me”
@@crikeysteverules she's not running away from you, she's running with you. conceptually this is the first date
@@Alejandro-te2nt 😭
I have 80k more make outs than he does, but I still look up to him. The man is a total innovator of the smooch 💋
This is probably the chillest pickup artist I have ever seen to be honest.
No.
Andrew really time travelled to the mid 00s for this. That deserves a salute.
Motley Crue is more a 80s thing.
He meant the 00's cringe this is the kind of vibe you used to get being online then
@@grantfreeman5327 But I just wanted to say Mötley Crüe.
Air's girl had a total 2008 haircut!
@@axelbauron155 metalcore is the millennial version of glam metal of the 80’s (e.g Black Veil Brides, Falling In Reverse)
imagine: your little sister is attacked by a ghost and nobody will help you except this one guy who runs a class on how to make out with strange women.
Nigga what?
That sounds like the scrip to the next Hollywood blockbuster turd.
It's actually more like getting women to make out with strange men
Thank god, who else is going to seduce the demon?
@@MrTubularBalls perfect role for adam sandler
I can't believe these people are actually real 😂😂
Craziest part is, this is only scratching the surface 😂
they are not dude
you didn’t know people were real?
We used to put these people in state hospitals. Thanks ACLU!
Lol i went to one of these boot camps but it was not so crazy :) it was a lot more chill :)
Yo Andrew just want to say I wouldn‘t be watching this if it weren‘t for This Place Rules, which was great btw. Amazing work; everyone thinks it‘s about politics when in reality it‘s about the profiteers and no one‘s exposed it quite like you sir. Keep it up.
The Hoff Twins went with him? Now THAT'S continuity
I lost it when they showed up😭😭 channel 5 cinematic universe
Hoff Twins "Where ya going next?"
Andrew "Vegas"
Hoff Twins "We'll get our bags."
Twinning
@@alonzoboyd4012 like filthy frank but REAL
on that note keep add stanley to the crew!
wow that was a crazy ride. Best crossover event of 2021 so far
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@meow purr the PUA is obviously just a grifter and a shitty, annoying person, but it's hard not to empathize with the other guys even though they are cringe af. They are trying to work out their own insecurities, and unfortunately that makes them a mark for grifters like Vince
"It's not a pyramid scheme. It's a reverse funnel system."
"Turn it upside down."
"God dammit."
Can I interest you in a timeshare?
@@DoubleOSe7en nope we’re just here for the golfclubs
"Our system is a trapezoid" 😂
This is the best episode of the office Ive ever seen
If I could approach life with the confidence that Stanli approaches his singing....
I'd die within days
I died from his cringe
The guy named "Stanli" real name Juan Angel Garcia shot and killed a 65 year old college basketball legend over road rage after this was filmed
@@LogiMack He looks similar. Did you confirm it's actually him some way?
It wouldn't be shocking as it is quite clear he has low IQ in the video. Let me make sense of that statement. Intelligence correlates heavily with both empathy and social skill, and he was by far the worst at both of those skills out of everyone in the video. He even struggled at simple mental tasks like memorizing a small poem. His skills indicate he isn't the sharpest tool in the shed. Now, connecting things back to a murderer, it helps to know that most serial killers are quite dumb. I believe the average IQ in one study was about 85 (and that study's numbers were juiced up a bit since it included Ted Kaczynski who was a genius - his killing were political anyway, not killings in the name of simple animal understandings). It turns out killing someone unjustly or finding meaning in killing someone unjustly over everything else you can do in life just isn't that smart of a thing to do.
@@AG-ld6rv bro this diatribe coming from someone who writes like this is the funniest shit
@@LogiMack what?
a porn-addicted singer, a gemini, the brother of a spiritually tormented girl, and a lanky news anchor head to a suite in the Mirage Casino…
literally sounds like the beginning of a joke that could lead to a pickup line
i'll have you know we don't do pickup lines.... they're r*tarded
Pretty sure that's just a daily occurrence in Vegas.
Write the movie script
Hangover Part 4.
Ocean's 4, except this time they're trying to get into a random girl's panty instead of a vault.
I’ve seen a few of these pick-up artists and what they always seem to do is corner women into awkward confrontational conversation which the woman feels too polite to just leave. It’s awful
That’s exactly what it is! Thank you for putting together the words I have been trying to wrap my head around, no sarcasm actually being serious
yeah its called sexual harassment and being a predator lmfao
"barely legal" is every PUA's motto.
It’s manipulative.
10000%
That intro from Stanley with that eldritch screech was really super special
This has the energy of a digital marketing conference from 2009.
I'm here for this humor
Goddamn thats so specific 🤯🤯🤯
So true.
This is proof that Tim and Eric episodes are actually documentaries.
abso lutely
It's Free Real Estate
We are an amazing species
Well of course, why wouldn't Steve Bruhl's son be here in the buisness?
Not enough light is shined on the hilarity of actual people doing actual things. These men are literally Tim and Eric actors with no boundaries
When Stanli sang, I felt like I’d had a curse put on me
I'm glad he did it more than once so I know he does it often
Hehe. So true!
His singing abilities were pretty narrow from what I can gather :D
This feels like a Tim and Eric sketch
I keep waiting for the commercial break....
Jesus the 2nd hand cringe!
I can’t believe this is real. I watched all dudes’ videos and still can’t believe.
The people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups: The pick-up artists who think they are outgoing and fun - and everyone else, who is exceedingly uncomfortable. These are their stories...
lmao
*GUNG GUNG*
Lol love that show.
"number of make-outs" is such an insane classifier
Straight out of a 13 year old kid's diary
Probably because he never gets laid 🤷♂️
Yeah when they said over 5000 makeouts i thought "that doesnt even seem fun"
Making out with strangers is kind of gross
@@leorickt.9604 this dude must have had mono so many times lmao
@@jamesmitchell6209 don’t worry it isn’t true lmao I don’t think even high schoolers keep track of how many “make outs” they’ve had that’s literally something you’d only brag about if you’re insecure about how little girls you’ve kissed
Andrew barely containing himself as that guy does his singing trick again
"Singing"
9:40 in case someone is looking for the timestamp. :D
honestly i think some of his singing wasnt bad but when he kept repeating the high notes rapidly it sounded rough
I knowww haha
@@lovelore no lmao it's SO bad. My theory is that he did it once at an 8th grade birthday party and someone told him it wasnt that bad so ever since he says he's a singer and does that weird full voiced slide every time he gets the chance.
Spent years and way too much money at music school as a vocal major so you know I'm legit
When the video ended I was glad it was over. Great vid.
‘Who’s the secretary among you guys?’ had me screaming for help
"...we're all married"
@@helloocentral is it a strong marriage?
He's like the epitomy of Vegas. An aging grifter selling an overpriced useless product.
Arent all useless products overpriced?
and looks like criss angel aged horribly
Don’t put my cities business out there like that.
I think Mr. Daddy takes the cake of the personification of Vegas.
Vince is the secret love child of Tommy Wiseau and Borat
I'm thinking more Tommy Wiseau + Peter Stormare
Reminds me of an older Athene.
played by bob odenkirk
Well he loves you too, as a human bean!
Bruno + Tommy wiseau
The girl reveal at 07:40 is downright It's Always Sunny-esque.
HHahahaah😂
What do you mean?
When Air went in for the kiss, I felt my soul try to escape my body
Even andrew physically recoiled
That part was the kicker for me, i never wanna experience a physical cringe like that again
@@John-Doe-Yo Even with notice beforehand that shit still came outta nowhere
I felt physically pain from seeing that shxt
Super proud of you for coming back from that, me bruh bro!
Bro, when Air went in for that kiss on the girl who was recently divorced, I physically curled up and turn away from my computer. I don't know that I've ever cringed so hard in my life, I almost felt dizzy.
Part of me feels bad for (some) of these guys who just have zero social skills and are just doing what they think they're suppose to do. They're just trying to be liked, or less lonely, or to feel a connection with someone.
Another part of me wonders how you could get so fucking confused that you become this awkward and cringeworthy in an attempt to "Hook up" with someone.
Thank god the Hoff Twins showed up like Deus Ex Machina.
Love this comment. Cheers
I guess that women he met didn't last long. 😅
Fr, I had to walk away after he did that
The attempt at a poem was worse.
The worst thing is this situation you described applies onto an entire generation of men who grew up on the internet and now have zero social skills. They're completely lost on how to approach women and are desperatly tryingto find a way, going from red pill to various grifters offering pick up courses like this
I need Stanli to stop this shit immediately, go to therapy, and find himself a cute little nervous girlfriend. Stanli you don't have to do this
Why so he can make her anxiety worse?
I hope Stanli appears in the new videos just like Hoff Twins did
Edit: he reappeared in the merch drop video, also Stanli is active on Instagram and seems to be doing fine
Bro this shit has me dying 🤣
Felt bad for him honestly, but weirdly proud that he's making an effort, putting himself out there
I wish I could pull off a big ol chain like that
I think it's great, too many people sitting at home watching netflix instead of going out there and having fun like these guys
Pretty sure that Vince Kelvin is just a character played by Bob Odenkirk
My money is on Sacha Baron Cohen.
I was getting Fred Armisen vibes
or maybe Adam Sandler
steve buscemi
Bob Dylan
This man is the Tommy Wiseau of pickup artists
I was thinking the same thing.
I did not kiss her, I did not. Oh hi Andrew!
Pickup artists are the Tommy Wiseau of pickup artists
Every pickup artist is the tommy wiseau of pickup artists
“It’s like your shirt and her shirt created hers” damn this man has game
Literally laughed so hard at this
You're joking right?
@@jordanbennee1 No1 called Jordan ever got it
Very boomer in the mall energy. hahaha shut up let me drink my boba in peace.
@@jordanbennee1 I mean.. what do you think?
This was awesome to watch. Would have loved to be there in person with them. Vince is truly precisely what a pick up artist is supposed to be, full of self-amusement and outcome independence.
Also full of public harassment
These guys dont need pick artists, they need therapy to help with their own self esteem and confidence
Its more their lack of self awareness... I have pretty low self esteem and confidence and I wouldn't do shit like this in a million years!
@@TheBanana93 insecurity manifest itself in different ways
Well the PUA is also some kind of therapy
they’re very robotic and have no self awareness. It feels like they’ve over complicated just talking to people. The shit they covered in that “course” is like basic shit.
@@bozotheclown666 you hit the nail on the head. As soon as they started mechanizing human interaction, they played themselves 😭
Why do I feel like this could be an actual movie, starring Steve Carell as Vince. It’s a slapstick comedy, with a heartwarming message about finding confidence in yourself.
Bro what are you talking about
It’s literally sexual assault lmao
alternatively: it shows how dangerous men who see women as conquests are and how insane they look to anyone else lol
I was thinking the same haha
it would definitely be Adam Sandlers as Vince lmao
His neighbor just found out she’s apparently been dating this man exclusively.
He probably won her over with his impeccable poetry skills
"I'm not dating anyone, but I have a neighbor that would be very angry if they heard me say that."
He probably lives in an apartment and his neighbors are geriatric shut ins who will never ever in a million years watch this. Yeaahh.. alright.
This felt like watching the actual “true story” part of a true story comedy movie. Very unique characters. 😂
Why does Stanli seem like he’s trapped in a perpetual state of almost crying? Is he ok?
Social anxiety I bet
Man's sensual
"Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Alright!"
No
Do you have to ask 🤣 with the "singing" and YyeEAaHhs i would say he is pretty fucking far from okay
The legend is back. Can’t wait to see more my friend 🙏
Like that u guys actually follow other yourubers even if u reached the sky yourself allready 🙌
Legend
Yes Theory! Your videos changed the way I live my life, dope you guys enjoy comedy too.
!!!!!!
oh no yes theory, i'm your biggest fan....don't follow these cringe douchebags
I suspect that Stanli does his singing party trick quite regularly.
He has some pipes! Why doesn't he sing an actual song?!
im not joking i went to high school with him and he used to do it in high school all the time he would say SATAAAAAAAN back then tho. nothing has changed. hair is shorter
@@Poolzclosed he could sing Adele with that voice!! I wanna hear him actually do something he enjoys
+Poolzclosed 99% of all sentences that start with "i know that guy" are a lie but this sounds so believable😂
Indeed he does it’s my friends brother I worked with him haha every time I see him I ask him to do it doesn’t matter who’s around he will do it!