Fact Free Nope this life is way too restrictive but in my opinion a sith way of life is too obsessive and captivating always trying to obtain more power.The grey jedi have the best of both world ( although I think they lack certain sith and/or jedi abillities ) while being the most free
kok namm and only thing that keep him from dark side is his mother which been torture to dead and fail to safe her and any thing he need to protect is Padme which keep him from dark side...... look like Jedi just want Anakin to be sith lord AKA they just fuck themself
When one risks to love, one risks to hate. Those are what leads to the dark side, that's exactly why the Jedi order is correct regarding that. Literally next to all who turned to the dark side, did it because of hatred, which love has given birth to.
Me: "Hey, Yoda, I must admit I have done something bad..." Yoda: "forget to meditate, did you?" Me: "No..." Yoda:"studying the dark side, did you?" Me: "no...." Yoda: "go in the restricted area, did you?" Me: "No last night I was on a bar drinking until I became unconscious and woke up in a bed with 5 hookers" Yoda: "ok, that is"
Wow...tinkering with mechanical stuff was "looked down upon". Being introverted and spending time alone was "looked down upon". Anakin clearly turned to the dark side for more reasons than just Padme.
Yes that's kinda the point of the prequels in a way. The Jedi order was fucked to the core and needed either complete extermination or a complete reworking of basically everything. Luckily or unluckily for them, they got both.
Can we talk about how fucked the Jedi's mindset was towards the beginning of the Clone Wars? They'd fallen so far into themselves they were blind to the galaxy around them. Revan was right, the Jedi should of learned to find strength in positive emotions rather than push them away like some taboo. For all their "peace" and "mindfulness" they were perfectly fine fighting a war of politics using essentially a slave army of thirteen year old soldiers. Also kidnapping small children, and indoctrinating them is also kind of fucked . . .
Any system that is not regularly challenged is destined to fall into stagnation. The Jedi spent a thousand years as the supreme religion in the Republic, and if you read the Jedi Handbook, you'll find that they took this to the point of pompous self-delusion. Same with Capitalism, where the system begins to fail when companies begin to develop into monopolies, instead of allowing healthy competition, which encourages improvement of products and/or services so as to benefit the customer.
That....that was part of their peacekeeping part. A giant army was trying to destroy their government. Not to mention the Separatists were being led by a Sith lord, so even if they wanted to step out/negotiate they really couldn't. And like, alot of parents knew if their child was Force-sensitive they would become Jedi. The Jedi would be the worst kidnappers in the universe considering they knock on the door.
"Master I have this HUMONGOUS issue about my personal life and..." "Meditate on it." "What?" "Meditate on it. The Force will help you." "I've done that everyday since last month!" "Then meditate some more."
Mara Jade actually made a joke about that being the downfall of the lightsaber, that unlike a vibroblade you couldn't sharpen it if you had nothing better to do.
Right? But being a Sith isn't any better because of the non stop Game of Thrones they've got going on with paranoia that would cause any sane man to skip the force part and choke them self out.
@@theskullboy8700 I would have left the Jedi Order at that case the minute they said it couldn't have attachments to my family I would up and leave and abandon the force and focus on my wife and child
I'd probably be practicing 4 days reading one day and the other two probably frolicking around on kamino viewing progress - but that probably wouldn't be allowed soooo I'd just sit on a ledge looking out to the city
"I'm sorry, Master, but I must leave the Jedi and join the Sith." "Oh no! Why? Do you crave power?" "No..." "Do you want to torture people?" "No..." "Do you seek abilities that many would consider unnatural?" "No. I just want to go see a movie with my wife." "MONSTER!"
The terms "good and evil" are kind of reductive when talking about the Force. Not that one can't be one or the other personally but to call the Jedi good and the Sith evil is only mostly true, there have been evil Jedi and good Sith, rare exceptions that they both are. If you're using the Force for personal gain and using whatever tool will accomplish that goal, you are the definition of a Sith. Which, as a philosophy, is not inherently bad if you follow the real life concept of enlightened self-interest.
Son- Mommy why doesn’t daddy love me. Mom- oh he’s a Jedi and they can’t have attachments Son- so the Jedi are the reason dad doesn’t visit, call or love us Mom- yes that’s right Jo...why are your eyes red?
To deny love is to deny life itself. This is the fundamental mistake made by both Jedi and Sith. Who can deny that much of Luke Skywalker's strength in the Force flows from love for individuals? His father and sister, his friends and comrades, this love did not weaken Luke, but made him a stronger Jedi Master.
Certainly not. What the Order forbade was "attachment" which got tangled with romance. Luke removed that specific restriction but he didn't ignore the wisdom of the previous generations. Even Yoda hinted at this when he told Anakin that his visions of "someone [he knows]" suffering shouldn't be feared because those we love remain with us through the Force. The Jedi didn't deny love, they just believed in unselfish, platonic love.
"master I just got shot at" "meditate my padwan" "master I just got cut with a sword." "meditate" "master! Skywalker just cut off my arm." "well you best medi-GAHH!" *anikan kills the master the padiwan
This is why I like how Luke completely re-formed the Order. He allowed Jedi to marry. He let Younglings discover their own abilities and strong talents. He even encouraged the Jedi to not be entirely involved in politics if it meant hurting them.
The Jedi were stagnant in their mindset, so caught up in their own arrogance and customs they failed to see anything around them. The Sith were psychopaths and murderers who cared nothing for others and only ever did things in order to further their own selfish goals. In both cases they were wrong. The Sith were more honest about tit, and the Jedi did plenty of good, but their mentalities were unbalanced and flawed. Anakin did the universe a favour by ultimately wiping both out.
That's my interpretation of Anaken fulfilling the prophecy. I've seen some criticize the portrayal of the Jedi in the prequels as being negative, but I think that was clearly the point. With the Sith and the old Jedi Order gone and being replaced with something different and more open-minded, that's I interpret balance being brought to the force.
I would prefer them to have a parting of ways with the stifling strictures of the Jedi. They believed that Chaos builds order, order collapses into chaos, and balance is found in the mingling of the two. In this ideal they have found true harmony and become something much greater than a Jedi or Sith. A thought.
LMAO is it any wonder that people are tempted by the dark side then? The Jedi sound like the most boring people ever to exist. Couple this with the fact that they are allowed to take force sensitive children and raise them to be jedi without the parents permission and it's really not odd that many people consider the Jedi to be fake saints.
Sadly for the Jedi, Palpatine quite often spoke truthfully about them. He exaggerated and conflated to make them sound worse than they were, but much of what he (and Anakin, Dooku, etc.) said about the Jedi was in fact correct. They allowed arrogance to creep in, and worse, complacency. History is rife with examples of similar downfalls.
This is why I rather be a Gray Jedi. They aren't extreme as they often have children of their own and allowed to form attachments as they only believe in the Force.
This seems to be based around the Jedi Order as it was leading up to the Clone Wars and the centuries preceding it. From what I have read in Legends, this sort of "restrictiveness" increased relatively slowly. Leading up to it's very end the Jedi Order as a whole seemed to be spiraling into a worse and worse situation when it came to morality on a lot of things. How they reacted to things and treated those that were different and had more technical minds, instead of trying to understand and learn they became fearful and chose to be ignorant. Things like the incident with the Iron Knights showed how much the Order had declined. Even at the time of KOTOR many members of the Order tried to understand things rather than react like hateful bigots. It's honestly kind of sad, when you go through all of the Legends stories you can slowly start to pick out the signs of where they are slowly descending into the hole of bigotry and close-mindedness that allowed for their utter destruction.
The point is that the Jedi expected all to keep up with the Jedi code and stay as peaceful as the masters, however not all could adhere to the Jedi code like the masters could and the continuous pressure to ignore the emotions only made things worse and led more to the darker side
Light side: *Were gonna take you away from your parents, and make you a lazer sword fighting bio robot.* Dark side: *Join us if you get sick of their bullshit...*
To be a Jedi you have to go through a lot of shit and the payoff is everyone civil loves you and you are completely in tune with the universe. To be a Sith you just have to be really angry, violent and sadistic and the payoff is everyone civil or not fears you and you have world destroying god powers. Hmmmm tough decision, tough decision XD
Omg, imagen I jedi that got wasted in the bar and came back to the temple to teach his padawan, it would be like rick trying to know why the jedi don't allow certain things
Master: Ok, sorry I am late just woke up from a total room with several bottles of wine and five hookers so let's just do something light today. Padawn: is that apart of the code? Master: Well yeah, just don't get attached... pro tip always change hookers after each use. Padawan:... ok.
if i was a jedi, i would propably train a lot, so i could use all lightsaber forms, and make a machine suit that enhanced my physical strength, also train all types of force abilities,
Padawan: “OW I JUST GOT SHOT” Master: “Meditate then” Padawan: “So I’ve been really upset lately..” Master: “Because you forgot to meditate” Padawan: “My parents just got killed!” Master: “Maybe next time you should meditate longer, what an idiot lol”
That's why i hate Jedi's and Sith's but the line in between, the one that fights for justice and protecting innocents by using the force, both light and dark side, some kind of... not balance... but anarchy... neutral of those two beliefs.
I hear my Jedi master walking towards my room. I close my computer and pretend to be meditate. Master: what are you doing? Me: huh? Oh nothing, just meditating, master. Master: don't you want to train a little bit? Me: how about we train in about thirty minutes? I'll be done meditating and warming up by then. Master: well... Ok... See you then. He leaves. I open up my computer back up. Me: alright, where we droppin' bois?
I stand by the fact that not being allowed to have attachments and relationships is the worst rule of the Jedi Order- and also to meditate your problems away
The Jedi Order in a nutshell about romance: Padawan: I just greeted a girl that I thought was cute. Jedi Master: You must go and meditate young Padawan, for you are turning to the dark side. Padawan: All I did was just say 'hey' to her.
That is true. Because being a Jedi is considered anti-life and too much light side will only make one's true desire stronger and stronger until that said person finally snap and turn to the dark side.
I love you Fact Free, I really do. No other channel can make me genuinely laugh out loud less than 5 seconds into the video xD Also, this video is great at showing the ridiculousness of the Jedi. Its beyond me how anyone could argue that they're anything else than a cult after seeing this.
Honestly if i was a jedi, i would have tried to learn and master the lightsaber forms 1 and 3, as well as at least one force ability for every scenario i could think of
Children are like: I wish I could be in the Star Wars universe! Then I could be a Jedi! Me: *takes away Internet, playstation, PC, board games, outdoor games, toys and candy* Go sit in the corner and contemplate on your existence. Still there? Still fun? Still wanna be a Jedi?
That whole *meditation will solve all your problems* thing reminds me of Catholic school and how the counselors never actually did anything to help their students with emotional problems.
Council- so last night you drank, paid multi hookers, and did lots of drugs Jedi- first two were for information and last one meditate Council- you're such an inspiring and pure jedi
Jedis were taught to repress their emotions and Sith were taught to embrace them without restraint. For that reason when a Jedi fell to the Dark Side it was practically impossible to come back to the Light, those repressed emotions took charge and those Jedi have due to their lack of experience dealings with emotions they couldn't go back to the Light. That's the reason Anakin could come back to the Light, unlike other fallen Jedi he had experience dealing with emotions from the first years of his life before joining the Order and could use his attachment to his son to abandon the Dark Side. In theory Force users taught to embrace their emotions without letting them get control of themselves would be the truly balanced users and the strongest ones. Unfortunately the owners of the franchise prefer to portrait Jedi as absolute good and Sith as absolute evil because it is more simple.
Well Jedi Shadows and Jedi who went on top secret missions. Probably had sex with a senator or companion, just to continue the operation or the they were tempted by love and passion.
@@Owen-ub3fv No😑. I just thinks with common sense and practically. They're Jedi aka magic space wizards/monks/ninjas of the galaxy. Plus Jedi Shadows probably had sex with man or woman during there exceedingly long mission places like Nal Hutta, nar shaddaa or even Corellia.
2:02 In the end though, it was the strict enforcement of teachings that led to their downfall. Anakin and Luke not only stopped the Sith but stopped a Tyrannical Jedi Order. In all honesty, I'd be a Grey Jedi
One of the main reasons why the life of a Jedi was so strict was because they had so much power. And they need to stay in control of such power and use the force for knowledge and defense. If a Jedi were to lose control of there emotions and power then they could easily fall to th dark side.
I also heard that master Windu has a barrel of Sullustan moonshine smuggled into the Jedi temple's food warehouse once a month and he keeps flask of it in his robe.
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After watching this video, would you still want to be a Jedi?
Fact Free if it means I can still masterbait I'm in!
Fact Free i will be a clone they are cooler an jedi
+Fact Free Heck, yes.
If it means I can drink alcohol and not go to a hospital because of it, then hell yeah.
Fact Free Nope this life is way too restrictive but in my opinion a sith way of life is too obsessive and captivating always trying to obtain more power.The grey jedi have the best of both world ( although I think they lack certain sith and/or jedi abillities ) while being the most free
I like how Anakin is just big old nerd who hangs out in his room playing with toy spaceships.
I'd reprogram battle droids to serve the republic
He never really grew up, just like many who lost his/her childhood.
And he’s the only one of them who actually had sex in his life anyway
NERRRRRRRRD -Homer Simpson
Darth Vader gonna kill ya
So Anakin can't bang Padme but Mundi can have a harem of himself.
I should have been born Cerean.
kok namm and only thing that keep him from dark side is his mother which been torture to dead and fail to safe her and any thing he need to protect is Padme which keep him from dark side...... look like Jedi just want Anakin to be sith lord AKA they just fuck themself
The Jedi made stupid mistake all the time. No wonder why their order fell.
paul chandler not not really
paolo geymet you would probably be a female tho
Allowed to have a family but not allowed to love them?
How to turn someone to the dark side in 2 easy steps.
Riesenfriese wise words.
They feared attachments but think about it he had probably several dozen children and with the low birth rate most likely equal detached fathers.
Isn' t a Prohibition on love already conflicting with the Nature of the bright side?
Yeah the Jedi were just as twisted as the sith
When one risks to love, one risks to hate.
Those are what leads to the dark side, that's exactly why the Jedi order is correct regarding that.
Literally next to all who turned to the dark side, did it because of hatred, which love has given birth to.
Me: "Hey, Yoda, I must admit I have done something bad..."
Yoda: "forget to meditate, did you?"
Me: "No..."
Yoda:"studying the dark side, did you?"
Me: "no...."
Yoda: "go in the restricted area, did you?"
Me: "No last night I was on a bar drinking until I became unconscious and woke up in a bed with 5 hookers"
Yoda: "ok, that is"
Krisplays67
is it sad that my opinion of the Jedi order's rules that I can see that actually happening?
don`t worry, you`re not the only one
Yoda: "5 hookers you say? Personal record, 26... Mmmm."
Yoda: Remember me do you? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Admit it, you read this post outloud using your best yoda voice.
Jedi be like
*forgets to put sauce on the other side of the taco*
You're falling to the dark side.
*Sleeps in an hour late*
The dark side is strong with this one.
*didnt make fucking bed and yoda comes in* falling to the dark side you are
A llama using a pc
*sup*
*falling to the dark side*
A llama using a pc *Goes on a coffee run and forgets to get yoda a pumpkin spice*. The dark side is strong with this one
*Didn't wash behind your ears* Falling to the dark side you are.
Wow...tinkering with mechanical stuff was "looked down upon". Being introverted and spending time alone was "looked down upon". Anakin clearly turned to the dark side for more reasons than just Padme.
Yes that's kinda the point of the prequels in a way. The Jedi order was fucked to the core and needed either complete extermination or a complete reworking of basically everything.
Luckily or unluckily for them, they got both.
Can we talk about how fucked the Jedi's mindset was towards the beginning of the Clone Wars? They'd fallen so far into themselves they were blind to the galaxy around them. Revan was right, the Jedi should of learned to find strength in positive emotions rather than push them away like some taboo. For all their "peace" and "mindfulness" they were perfectly fine fighting a war of politics using essentially a slave army of thirteen year old soldiers.
Also kidnapping small children, and indoctrinating them is also kind of fucked . . .
Any system that is not regularly challenged is destined to fall into stagnation. The Jedi spent a thousand years as the supreme religion in the Republic, and if you read the Jedi Handbook, you'll find that they took this to the point of pompous self-delusion. Same with Capitalism, where the system begins to fail when companies begin to develop into monopolies, instead of allowing healthy competition, which encourages improvement of products and/or services so as to benefit the customer.
That....that was part of their peacekeeping part. A giant army was trying to destroy their government.
Not to mention the Separatists were being led by a Sith lord, so even if they wanted to step out/negotiate they really couldn't.
And like, alot of parents knew if their child was Force-sensitive they would become Jedi. The Jedi would be the worst kidnappers in the universe considering they knock on the door.
They never kidnapped small children, though.
i still dont know what taboo is
Ga lactic Except it wasn't, though for different reasons, like disillusionment from the Jedi altogether.
"Master I have this HUMONGOUS issue about my personal life and..." "Meditate on it." "What?" "Meditate on it. The Force will help you." "I've done that everyday since last month!"
"Then meditate some more."
Why do you think the Tibetans did when Chinese Communist invade them?
The padawan then yells out with the force on him " *THE FORCE CANNOT HELP MY RUSTLED JIMMIES* "
Takedrugskillabear aa
"Master master I keep getting unwanted boners during meditation what to do???" "Meditate them away son" "wha?" "meditate the boners away"
Yeah that will get really boring just meditating
Did they sharpen their light sabers?
I see what you did there, sir. Beautiful question.
Mara Jade actually made a joke about that being the downfall of the lightsaber, that unlike a vibroblade you couldn't sharpen it if you had nothing better to do.
S҉waggy Mc.Daddy You finally got that one didn't you? LOL
Still don't understand.
Alexander Schultz *BEAT THE PINK MONKEY*
Thank God Luke Skywalker replaced this order with his own, it sounds like a nightmare to be a Jedi for the Republic.
Right? But being a Sith isn't any better because of the non stop Game of Thrones they've got going on with paranoia that would cause any sane man to skip the force part and choke them self out.
agreed. If I recall correctly his is also closer to the teachings of the jeda, the originals who practiced both light and dark.
God forbid just imagine mundi’s life in the order. That just straight up denies all the natural laws of a man.
@@theskullboy8700 I would have left the Jedi Order at that case the minute they said it couldn't have attachments to my family I would up and leave and abandon the force and focus on my wife and child
If I was a Jedi I would spend my spare time building droids and getting drunk.
lol
1plus0neistwo savage
SPACE BEER
I'd use my spare time selling death sticks
I'd probably be practicing 4 days reading one day and the other two probably frolicking around on kamino viewing progress - but that probably wouldn't be allowed soooo I'd just sit on a ledge looking out to the city
We all know what Anakin was doing.
WhyItMatterz what,killing Jedi? Having a hot bath?killing rebels?
No, fucking Padmé :D
Samus Aran CZ
Yea we all know that's what he did in his spare time lol
WhyItMatterz hating sand?
Of course writting a biography about hating sand
Anakin was meditating inside Padme.
Anakin should've said that to the jedi order
Nice dude :)
Hot
And obi wan was meditating inside satine
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
What boba fett did in his free time inside the sarlaac
Hentai?
The Teehan show
Trying to escape. Cuz you know, it takes a thousand years for it to even digest you. Which, he did escape.
The Teehan show
Masturbit.
Yee
Nothing he screamed and suffered extreme bain from being digested
"alright boys we gotta blend in again"
Zeph Jackson *loud cheering*
Zeph Jackson
BREAK OUT THE BUBBLY!
DRINK UP!
"I like to knit in my spare time."
Jedi order: you're falling to the dark side.
I love to sew in my spare time
The Jedi : - yeeting me robes and tunics and pants -
"I'm sorry, Master, but I must leave the Jedi and join the Sith."
"Oh no! Why? Do you crave power?"
"No..."
"Do you want to torture people?"
"No..."
"Do you seek abilities that many would consider unnatural?"
"No. I just want to go see a movie with my wife."
"MONSTER!"
hehe I would probably be expelled around my knighthood or leave the order to do my own thing. no hard feelings and all.
Jose Ssegovia It's not a life for everyone certainly.
I would be a grey Jedi. Neutral with the force. No Sith or Jedi. I could do whatever I want
The non-committal "spiritual but not religious" of the Star Wars universe. At least Sith have the balls to declare where they stand.
The terms "good and evil" are kind of reductive when talking about the Force. Not that one can't be one or the other personally but to call the Jedi good and the Sith evil is only mostly true, there have been evil Jedi and good Sith, rare exceptions that they both are. If you're using the Force for personal gain and using whatever tool will accomplish that goal, you are the definition of a Sith. Which, as a philosophy, is not inherently bad if you follow the real life concept of enlightened self-interest.
I would probably do the same.
Son- Mommy why doesn’t daddy love me.
Mom- oh he’s a Jedi and they can’t have attachments
Son- so the Jedi are the reason dad doesn’t visit, call or love us
Mom- yes that’s right Jo...why are your eyes red?
Sith eyes are yellow tho
@@tjb_6203 Child probably has pink eye instead maybe😅
@@tjb_6203 Sith have red eyes as well.
@@ruinerofjokes1418 Only some, and that's when they're deep in darkness
@@KellyPeterson1
Jedi buying milk causing deep inner turmoil.
*Jedi be like...*
You took the pickles out of your hamburger? You're falling towards the *Dark Side*.
“Jedi could drink on missions especially if it helped them blend in or show respect to a culture”
*proceeds to show clips of anakin and obi-wan*
yeah so?
If I were a Jedi, I wouldn't even make it past Padawan.
A Commenter so anakin killed you
I will stay long enough and make plenty of funds and then leave the order to make my own order once I knew enough about the force and trained myself
Pulling a Bindo, I see?
What was Palpatine doing in his free time?
Wallenstein Becoming the Senate.
gathering UUUUUUUNLIIIIIMMMMMITED POWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAH
Attending plays.
Masturbate with the force.
Practicing his evil laughs
No wonder the order fell
BladiusPrime Why? Because they lead a monastic life?
It wouldnt be the first time.
To deny love is to deny life itself. This is the fundamental mistake made by both Jedi and Sith. Who can deny that much of Luke Skywalker's strength in the Force flows from love for individuals? His father and sister, his friends and comrades, this love did not weaken Luke, but made him a stronger Jedi Master.
Certainly not. What the Order forbade was "attachment" which got tangled with romance. Luke removed that specific restriction but he didn't ignore the wisdom of the previous generations. Even Yoda hinted at this when he told Anakin that his visions of "someone [he knows]" suffering shouldn't be feared because those we love remain with us through the Force. The Jedi didn't deny love, they just believed in unselfish, platonic love.
David Alexandru the life style isnt for everyone
"master I just got shot at"
"meditate my padwan"
"master I just got cut with a sword."
"meditate"
"master! Skywalker just cut off my arm."
"well you best medi-GAHH!"
*anikan kills the master the padiwan
Hey padawan
do u wanna buy some death sticks? xD
Card Gamers Guild "you don't want to sell me death sticks."
@@crimson764 you want to go home and rethink your life
R023 G0ld So I went from the one doing the mind trick to the one being mind tricked. “Wait a minute, how did this happen? We’re smarter than this.”
Chris Mawbey “apparently not”😂
This is why I like how Luke completely re-formed the Order. He allowed Jedi to marry. He let Younglings discover their own abilities and strong talents. He even encouraged the Jedi to not be entirely involved in politics if it meant hurting them.
And then the timeline reset and Luke made a carbon copy of the Order and thought to murder his own nephew when he started having dark thoughts.
@@blackfox4138 oh yeah, that movie, smh
@@blackfox4138if George doesn't consider them canon, neither do I
"Meditate your problems away" Regular people drink their problems away 🍻🍹🍺
*Downs 4th tallboy of the night on a Wednesday* I have no idea what you're talking about.
wash it down with brown
True...
As a Jedi you can do both.
Though It's not good to drink your problems away.
The Jedi were stagnant in their mindset, so caught up in their own arrogance and customs they failed to see anything around them.
The Sith were psychopaths and murderers who cared nothing for others and only ever did things in order to further their own selfish goals.
In both cases they were wrong. The Sith were more honest about tit, and the Jedi did plenty of good, but their mentalities were unbalanced and flawed. Anakin did the universe a favour by ultimately wiping both out.
That's my interpretation of Anaken fulfilling the prophecy. I've seen some criticize the portrayal of the Jedi in the prequels as being negative, but I think that was clearly the point. With the Sith and the old Jedi Order gone and being replaced with something different and more open-minded, that's I interpret balance being brought to the force.
2 words “darth revan”
Jedi 1: hey im married.
Jedi 2: hey, me too.
Jedi 1: did we just become best friends.
Jedi 2: yup.
>alcohol is allowed
Anyone else kinda wish there was a Drunken Master style of lightsaber combat?
I would prefer them to have a parting of ways with the stifling strictures of the Jedi. They believed that Chaos builds order, order collapses into chaos, and balance is found in the mingling of the two. In this ideal they have found true harmony and become something much greater than a Jedi or Sith. A thought.
Imagine A Drunk Jedi Duling.
Ki-Adi-Mundi had a totally pimpin life before he died.
LMAO is it any wonder that people are tempted by the dark side then? The Jedi sound like the most boring people ever to exist. Couple this with the fact that they are allowed to take force sensitive children and raise them to be jedi without the parents permission and it's really not odd that many people consider the Jedi to be fake saints.
Sadly for the Jedi, Palpatine quite often spoke truthfully about them. He exaggerated and conflated to make them sound worse than they were, but much of what he (and Anakin, Dooku, etc.) said about the Jedi was in fact correct. They allowed arrogance to creep in, and worse, complacency. History is rife with examples of similar downfalls.
This is why I rather be a Gray Jedi. They aren't extreme as they often have children of their own and allowed to form attachments as they only believe in the Force.
Jedi never kidnap children, they always ask permission. Most parents consider it a honor to have a son or daughter become a Jedi.
but they have the legal power to take them anyway
ironically it's their great fear of the dark side which makes them actually fall for it
This seems to be based around the Jedi Order as it was leading up to the Clone Wars and the centuries preceding it. From what I have read in Legends, this sort of "restrictiveness" increased relatively slowly. Leading up to it's very end the Jedi Order as a whole seemed to be spiraling into a worse and worse situation when it came to morality on a lot of things. How they reacted to things and treated those that were different and had more technical minds, instead of trying to understand and learn they became fearful and chose to be ignorant. Things like the incident with the Iron Knights showed how much the Order had declined. Even at the time of KOTOR many members of the Order tried to understand things rather than react like hateful bigots. It's honestly kind of sad, when you go through all of the Legends stories you can slowly start to pick out the signs of where they are slowly descending into the hole of bigotry and close-mindedness that allowed for their utter destruction.
The point is that the Jedi expected all to keep up with the Jedi code and stay as peaceful as the masters, however not all could adhere to the Jedi code like the masters could and the continuous pressure to ignore the emotions only made things worse and led more to the darker side
Light side: *Were gonna take you away from your parents, and make you a lazer sword fighting bio robot.*
Dark side: *Join us if you get sick of their bullshit...*
To be a Jedi you have to go through a lot of shit and the payoff is everyone civil loves you and you are completely in tune with the universe. To be a Sith you just have to be really angry, violent and sadistic and the payoff is everyone civil or not fears you and you have world destroying god powers. Hmmmm tough decision, tough decision XD
Julian Hyams It is better to be loved than feared. Plus I'd sacrifice personal power for spiritual clarity and sleeping soundly at night.
It's a thing called sarcasm.
Sorry.
Anthony Clay it's ok, I'd rather be a Sith because in such a hostile and dangerous galaxy it's the safest thing to be
Fair enough. I would only say that such thinking is rooted in the fear of death. I'm not afraid of death.
"From my perspective the Jedi are evil!"
Most Jedi liked *"milking the kyber crystal"* during their private lonely nights xD
"How can you do this? It's unfair! How can you have a family but not love them?"
"Take a seat, Master Ki-Adi"
Quai Gon Jin (and Anakin) were the great examples of how u dont need to follow all rules to be a great Jedi
Jedi member: (Does anything remotely productive or loves someone in a non attached way)
Jedi Order: A Sith Lord?
So.. Meditation is the jedi's version of weed?
Yeah pretty much
I didn’t know people did weed almost every moment they weren’t doing a job.
Omg, imagen I jedi that got wasted in the bar and came back to the temple to teach his padawan, it would be like rick trying to know why the jedi don't allow certain things
Master: Ok, sorry I am late just woke up from a total room with several bottles of wine and five hookers so let's just do something light today.
Padawn: is that apart of the code?
Master: Well yeah, just don't get attached... pro tip always change hookers after each use.
Padawan:... ok.
Will meditation fix my marriage?
+Thomas Muehldorf Probably not.
if i was a jedi, i would propably train a lot, so i could use all lightsaber forms, and make a machine suit that enhanced my physical strength, also train all types of force abilities,
ghost townz I'd be training and studying.
Lol nerd.
Jedi Knight:
I'm depressed.
Jedi Master:
Just sit down and think about it,that will solve your problem.
Anakin bursts in:
*"FrOm My PoInT oF vIeW, tHe JeDi ArE eViL!"*
Padawan: “OW I JUST GOT SHOT”
Master: “Meditate then”
Padawan: “So I’ve been really upset lately..”
Master: “Because you forgot to meditate”
Padawan: “My parents just got killed!”
Master: “Maybe next time you should meditate longer, what an idiot lol”
Jedi don't understand how to be human. Because they're true meaning of anti-life.
I'd be a Grey Jedi
poor poor mondi... I wonder what happened to him after order 66
He gets shot in revenge of the sith during order 66
Gabriel Umoh Go watch him getting shot in the back in ep3 by commander bakara on mygeeto
Gabriel Umoh my boii Mundi fucked bitches, had children and let em XD SAVAGE
hey guys I know he was killed in revenge of the sith I was just asking out of context 😉
His family got killed in the clone wars before him.
oh shit our cities are dying from starvation, jedi does what, meditates on the problems, xD
AvatarSampai Meditate to figure out a solution. Then go out to help the starving people.
Jedi don’t own cities..
I want to repair ships and make things in my spare time
Jedi council: DoNt Do iT. YOu wiLl faLL INtO tHe DarK sIDE
I love these short episodes, I learn things about Star Wars
The "What X did in their free time" videos are your best ones. Looking forward to seeing more.
Well the only real problem with the jedi order was: They served Democracy, not the force
if you cant love your family than i dont want to be a jedi or sith
Word😂😂
blitz ball boys then be a grey jedi
I'm joining the gray side
There's no grey side
@@drogadepc yes there is the jed'aii and the gray jedi
@@drogadepc There are the Imperial Knights from Legends
Anakin: I've turned to the dark side and I can't go back
Obi-Wan: just meditate lol
Well, the alcohol part we saw many times Anakin and Kenobi as drinking buds
4:08 So that's why Anakin and Obi-wan almost always seem to get at least a little drunk while on investigation missions...
That's why i hate Jedi's and Sith's but the line in between, the one that fights for justice and protecting innocents by using the force, both light and dark side, some kind of... not balance... but anarchy... neutral of those two beliefs.
Coyotl the inbetween is balance more then anarchy.
I hear my Jedi master walking towards my room. I close my computer and pretend to be meditate.
Master: what are you doing?
Me: huh? Oh nothing, just meditating, master.
Master: don't you want to train a little bit?
Me: how about we train in about thirty minutes? I'll be done meditating and warming up by then.
Master: well... Ok... See you then.
He leaves. I open up my computer back up.
Me: alright, where we droppin' bois?
I stand by the fact that not being allowed to have attachments and relationships is the worst rule of the Jedi Order- and also to meditate your problems away
Meditate 5 Times a day
(Shows a jedi master with headscarff)
Do a video on what food was eaten in the Star Wars universe
The Democratic People's Republic of Korea Fried Porg?
But it is
3:05 that guy is the luckiest man alive
The Jedi Order in a nutshell about romance:
Padawan: I just greeted a girl that I thought was cute.
Jedi Master: You must go and meditate young Padawan, for you are turning to the dark side.
Padawan: All I did was just say 'hey' to her.
Jedi friend: Dude should've kept your mouth shut, these are anti-life Monks for pete's sake. They rather die than give up force and true power.
Sometimes I wonder if the annihilation of individuality in the Jedi Order is what leads to Dark-Side corruption.
That is true. Because being a Jedi is considered anti-life and too much light side will only make one's true desire stronger and stronger until that said person finally snap and turn to the dark side.
I want to be a gray jedi.... Screw all the other shit
Ditto. I want to have passion, but I don't want to murder children.
Being a gray jedi they encourage you to believe in the force but most of all balance the light and the dark. Basically *just be you.*
Not always. What a Grey Jedi even IS depends on who you ask.
I think that’s the kind of force user I would be according to a test that tells you what kind of force user you would be
Propably the best choice - you don't go overboard on either side
i love your channel
we all
"What did sith do in their free time?" What ever the f*** they wanted!
You can get drunk, but you can't get off. Nice.
Haha i love how c3p0 is nervously guarding the threshold to hide Anikin and padme lol
I love you Fact Free, I really do. No other channel can make me genuinely laugh out loud less than 5 seconds into the video xD
Also, this video is great at showing the ridiculousness of the Jedi. Its beyond me how anyone could argue that they're anything else than a cult after seeing this.
Ki Adi Mundi was the greatest playa the galaxy had ever seen
Five mandatory meditations a day- Space Islam.
Owen Hale LOL you're so right
Owen Hale holy crud,never thought about that
omg
good observation, never thought of that
Peace be upon Space Muhammad.
Honestly if i was a jedi, i would have tried to learn and master the lightsaber forms 1 and 3, as well as at least one force ability for every scenario i could think of
"Meditate your problems away."
Christ the Jedi Order truly did not understand emotions
This is an awesome and unique idea for a Star Wars info video! Nice job.
I'd definitely be a Gray Jedi
Children are like: I wish I could be in the Star Wars universe! Then I could be a Jedi!
Me: *takes away Internet, playstation, PC, board games, outdoor games, toys and candy* Go sit in the corner and contemplate on your existence. Still there? Still fun? Still wanna be a Jedi?
I'd probably be a bounty hunter. I can chose who I want to work for.
Raise your hand if you are a grey jedi.
QuestGiver 🖑
Here!
Not grey more like luke or qui gon kind of jedi
me
@@youtuber5669 qui gon is a gary jedi
Jedi: * becomes sith *
Other Jedi : it's because of that damm phone
Seems like Mundi was having the most fun on his free time
Can you do what did Ewoks do on their free time?
They probably jacked of to trees
Can you guys make a video explaining how Bacta works? I know that's really random but recently I've been pretty curious about the concept of bacta.
That whole *meditation will solve all your problems* thing reminds me of Catholic school and how the counselors never actually did anything to help their students with emotional problems.
Anakin: Where are you going master?
Obi Wan: To get a drink. >.>
During their holiday time:
Anakin: Where are you going Master?
Obi Wan: To Ryloth.
”Five meditations a day keeps the dark side away”
Council- so last night you drank, paid multi hookers, and did lots of drugs
Jedi- first two were for information and last one meditate
Council- you're such an inspiring and pure jedi
Jedis were taught to repress their emotions and Sith were taught to embrace them without restraint. For that reason when a Jedi fell to the Dark Side it was practically impossible to come back to the Light, those repressed emotions took charge and those Jedi have due to their lack of experience dealings with emotions they couldn't go back to the Light.
That's the reason Anakin could come back to the Light, unlike other fallen Jedi he had experience dealing with emotions from the first years of his life before joining the Order and could use his attachment to his son to abandon the Dark Side.
In theory Force users taught to embrace their emotions without letting them get control of themselves would be the truly balanced users and the strongest ones. Unfortunately the owners of the franchise prefer to portrait Jedi as absolute good and Sith as absolute evil because it is more simple.
What Did Jedi Do In Their Free Time:
Had sex.
Oh wait. Most of them were celibate.
Well Jedi Shadows and Jedi who went on top secret missions. Probably had sex with a senator or companion, just to continue the operation or the they were tempted by love and passion.
@@kingnamor777 Dobyoubwrite erotic Star Wars novels or something? 😄
@@kingnamor777 I can see that somewhat.
@@Owen-ub3fv No😑. I just thinks with common sense and practically. They're Jedi aka magic space wizards/monks/ninjas of the galaxy. Plus Jedi Shadows probably had sex with man or woman during there exceedingly long mission places like Nal Hutta, nar shaddaa or even Corellia.
@@Owen-ub3fv It's no different than a secret agent or undercover spy.
Mundi gets all the fun about making a family with none of the downsides.
Pretty sweet deal.
2:02 In the end though, it was the strict enforcement of teachings that led to their downfall. Anakin and Luke not only stopped the Sith but stopped a Tyrannical Jedi Order.
In all honesty, I'd be a Grey Jedi
Kit Fisto: So Ki Adi what're you gonna do today...?
Ki Adi: The same thing I do every vacation Kit...I'm gonna go home and fuck.
Ki-Adi-Pimpdi..
One of the main reasons why the life of a Jedi was so strict was because they had so much power. And they need to stay in control of such power and use the force for knowledge and defense. If a Jedi were to lose control of there emotions and power then they could easily fall to th dark side.
Mace windu was the exception of how to use your emotions and not lose your crap mid fight
@@omgitzthunderlol4598 probably because he was a dark jedi.
Grey Jedi: do whatever the hell you want
I also heard that master Windu has a barrel of Sullustan moonshine smuggled into the Jedi temple's food warehouse once a month and he keeps flask of it in his robe.