Things Southerners Say on a Cruise
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- Опубликовано: 10 июл 2023
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I too have a pair of dark jeans I wear when I have to dress up. I also wear my " good bra".
As opposed to the "bad bra" which is kept together with safety pins.
😂😂😂
Same, lol
Dark wash jeans being your "good pants" is too true! When I work for a cruise call center, I made sure to let people know denim didn't qualify just in case. Received a lot of thanks for making sure the guests knew!
And it still didn't stop me 🤣
We need a Southern cruise.
The closest you'll probably get is a County Music Theme Cruise.
Mississippi River cruise should qualify.
Preferably not on the CSS Hunley.
With a Dollar General store! On every deck, of course.
Hey Alma and Tony ❤️ I hope you are having a wonderful week ❣️
I said the most southern thing ever on a cruise! When my family from Alabama walked into the breakfast buffet I walked ahead to see what they had and yelled out to my husband “Daddddy! They have biscuits and gravy!” 😂
😅😅😅
I think Talia is absolutely just gorgeous that hair and her infectious, outgoing personality
Glad you had fun and kept your cool at Bingo Adam! 😂😂😂
He’s just trying his best 😅😂
@@ItsaSouthernThing next time Adam needs one of the Grandma's by his side, then he'll be the winner screaming Bingo for sure! 😂🙌🏼
@@jpc3603 Adam needs one of the Grandmas by his side or he needs to be bleeped when he loses. I can guarantee you won't need to bleep Adam (or anyone else, for that matter) with one of the Grandmas by his side.
I can relate.😂
How do you make a room full of old ladies yell “Oh S..t”? Yell Bingo!
LOL we got Married on a cruise and we're going back in Feb for our 16 anniversary - and yes I won the karaoke contest and plan to win again this year, singing Rihanna "Take A Bow" yes I'm practicing already! Melanie :) I'm so Southern!
I went on a lake cruise once. It was 2-3 hours long. I remember being very worried when they took pictures of everyone who went aboard. The photographer, undoubtedly trying to have a bit of fun at work, said that they took them so if the boat sank, the relatives of those on board could have a picture. Me being the dead serious kid that I was, took that at face value and couldn't understand why my brother and grandfather were laughing. I was convinced the boat would go down with all hands and that we'd die. Of course, the boat did not sink. The worst thing that happened was a bunch of middle aged ladies danced the electric slide. The photographer tried to sell people the pictures taken before the cruise to the passengers after we disembarked. The cruise was quite scenic.
Oh those plastic trophies were my mom's favorite thing about the cruises we took. She got one by judging the "Hairy Chest Contest."
I was about two steps away from entering the hairy chest contest on Carnival. I saw a couple of hairier guys and decided not. I was very glad because being Carnival they just switched it into a "shake your booty" contest and gave the prize to a guy who had about 2 hairs total on his chest.
Hubs and I got one for winning a scavenger hunt. Probably 20 years ago, no idea where it is now!
Ryan knows😂... Bump those stingrays 😂
😢rip the GOAT
My sisters enjoyed feeding them hot dogs. I refused in honor of Steve
Steve would not have wanted us to hate them
@@marthbotke5598 I don’t hate them. I’m just staying away from them 😂
I busted a gut when they beeped out Adam lol😂
What if his Mama sees this?
I reckon that she can just find another Church to go to,right?
OMG. I was so Adam at bingo last year on our Alaska cruise.😂
I went on two cruises in the 90s and they were awesome. They don’t do some of the things like the midnight buffets anymore but I still want to go. And yes, you have to attend the safety drills and they will totally leave without you if you’re not back on ship in time. Just sayin’
They had a midnight buffet on a cruise I went on last year.
@@iamthestig1 really? Yay!🚢
I’ve been on 13 (3 more booked) all over the world and they’re way different now, but still good.
Ryan needs to see the video of the woman screaming, "Noooooo!!! Noooooo!!!" as the ship is pulling away from the dock.
Please bring back bless your rank!!! It was my favorite 💜💜💜
Please do a part 2 video of types of southerners on the lake.
We’ve clearly been on the same cruise together 😂🤣😂
I’m southern and the closest I’ve come to. A cruise is on a bass boat in the middle of the lake lol
Or a pontoon 😂
Yup. And it's the closest my ass will EVER get. I'm not going out in the ocean where I can't see land. Nope.
I took one with my mom and grandma to The Bahamas before, though I was only a 1-year-old so I don't remember anything. Round two on that trip is coming in March though of this year. Between those two, it was a cruise on a lake in Missouri.
You guys always have funny videos, But that was absolutely the funniest. Everything was so true. Everything's inclusive except...... and don't forget to tip. 😂 Hahaha 😂
I have a friend who recently went on a cruise, and all he could talk about was the booze and the 24 hour pizza!
Ryan eating the cheeseburger in the hot tub broke me up.
Bass Pro Shop at sea 😂😂
The bingo part stole the show. Spit out my drank laughing. 😂❤🎉
I'm newly southern (new to the South? Hah) and apparently RUclips knows b/c it keeps sending me more of your videos which I love!!! 🤣🤣🤣
I need a new episode of the real church ladies 😭
Real church ladies take a cruise perhaps?
Bingo on a cruise? I do activities at an assisted living facility. It cuts the boring afternoons. On a cruise our residents would be doing hula contest and margaritas.
I went on my first cruise this year and experienced everything you mentioned - one member of our party even managed to be put in ‘ ship jail’ after drinking her full quota of the drinks package!
You are absolutely priceless!
As an Aussie, I have huge respect for you and the stingray situation. Love from down under.
Bass Pro Shop at sea, write that down.
Love y'all ❤️
I'm a seasoned cruiser, but I'm taking my husband on his first one next year.
Absolutely love, love, love y'all!
Please, Thank you, Bless your heart.
May I?
ayup it's like "how do you get a room full of old ladies to yell F***? Have another old lady yell Bingo!"
A lot of these were really on point.
Talias always looked amazing! She's still looking good
Talia breaking international waters law lmao XD
It’s like Las Vegas but on a boat. You can leave Vegas but you can’t leave a ship on the water. I’ll stay home.
This is every Carnival Cruise.... Every week!
Bingo! 😆🤣😆🤣
1:31 When the average hair color of the ship is grey or non-existent 🤣
Nothing like a relaxing game of Bingo to frustrate the bajeezus out of you
Just noticed that Ryan is standing in front of the infamous "Poop Cruise" ship (Carnival Triumph now the Carnival Sunrise)
I couldn't finish this video because y'all came after me so hard. So true!
I'm with Adam on the food sitch
Most of my good pants are jeans without mud and manure stains. 😂
Bass Pro Shop at sea...... 🤣
Yes! We will never forgive the stingrays for what that one did. Everyone knows the Crock Hunter was an honorary Southern Boy by way of Australia.
Missed the “what do you mean you don’t have sweet tea. You have tea and sugar, mix it up”
0:36 Stever Irwin's still got shooters. Those darn sea pancakes!
Bass pro shop at sea had me DYING!!
I am 28 and have lived in the south all my life. I can say that I have never been on a cruise before :\
"LIVED in the south". Southerners do not say "lift". -a Texan
@@timhawks6101 we know what he or she meant
@@timhawks6101 thanks for the catch. lol
@@sheilapate7604 I like your pronouns.
@@gseric4721 You are welcome😄
Well there was an entire roller coaster on the ship I went on
And yes, muster drills are mandatory- just go, get it done with, then have FUN FUN FUN! And hunt for cruise ducks and hide them.
Too funny
Sounds like the cruises I have been on! Lol lol
Oh deer 🦌 it’s the first time I’m Adam 😂
"This tub ain't nowhere near as good as the Merrimac"...
That’s why I like cruising with Carnival. 24/7 pizza 🍕
"Hey look ya'll, we are on a cruise!" Oh, I thought we were answering the question.
I always like the ice cream on the cruise ship
Hello from southern Alaska!
Yee Haw from Florala, Alabama!
This is funny because we just went on a cruise and this is how my entire family acted
NOPE!!! No true southern gentleman would EVER say such things no matter who got Bingo first!!!
Yes Ryan they will leave you behind if you are late getting back to the ship. I have watched other videos on RUclips of people running to the ship as it sails off without them
It was like you were on the cruise with us in June! 😂😂😂
You left out: “You ordered a mojito? You must be from Kentucky (true story) (and I am from Kentucky)”.
At 1:29, my wife and did a cruise from Seward, AK to Vancouver, BC (Canada) for our honeymoon in 2000. I was 30 and my bride was 25 at the time and a few of the staff confirmed we were the youngest passengers on the whole ship that weren't there with our parents, by a wide margin. Heck, we cruised from Southampton to Rome and back in 2018 and being just shy of 50 by then, I was STILL in the lower range of passengers who were there without parents
So accurate lol
I lost it when Adam lost at bingo 🤣🤣
0:10
No Southerner in the last hundred years has said "Have you heard of tacos." 🤦♂️
That was fantastic.
I love this show this is the first time I have ever heard them use the f word too bad I send it to my kids won't be doing that anymore. Good clean fun a thing of the past. 😢
… Bass Pro Shop at sea . . . ROFLMAO
The cruises on the Delta Queen & Mississippi Queen were more fun.
Too funny and too true.
no lie though, cruise director erin is the best cruise director i've ever had.
I well remember those huge midnight buffets. they were incredible. Alas, they are a thing of the past.
You're not getting me on one of those Titanics waiting to happen.
Senor Frogs : Cancun, Mexico 1998. Good times!
The only midnight buffet I did was the chocolate one. Otherwise I was asleep by then. lol I have to confirm though, we plan our trips around meals and restaurants we like. If we leave at this time, we can hit Knoxville around lunch and stop at this particular place we like to eat at up there. That will give us plenty of time for visiting when we get to our destination before going out to supper.
I loved seeing your frog💖💖😵
I dream of Talia. 🥰🌹 ✌️
Dark jeans! 😂
This is funny, because I'm thinking of a cruise in the next couple years! Hoping to have a good time there... But until then, this video's fantastic!
EDIT: I can already tell you're talking Oasis-Class with this. Good choice. Preliminary idea for me's the Symphony of the Seas.
The bingo is spot on
WAIT?!?!?! You can swim with the pigs? I heard they closed that back in 1961 after it's disastrous launch. I heard there were some leaks and the news got out. Then a whole bunch of people crashed the beach and the whole affair was a total loss.
dude strawberry wine is my secret karaoke weapon too
This is perfect because I just went on a cruise
Oh so you know 😂
Yes 🤣
Ya'll forgot the ones who say, why should we leave the ship at port, we have everything we need here! 😂😂😂
Those are the ultra cruises! Just waiting for the next round of trivia to start.
@@ItsaSouthernThing 😂😂😂
RIP Steve Irwin
I think Steve would forgive that sting ray
Omg is this going to be me next year I going on my first cruise
You will love it, I'm going on my 9th in Feb! To me it's the perfect vacation. Melanie
Nobody tells you but Room Service food is free, order a Cheeseburger and Fries at 3am! I have! :)
@@RussellBrosGarage 9th? Lol you just like my in laws they loved it too
I’m so strong. 🤣🤣🤣
Iv been to senor frogs in Cancun
STEVE!!!!!!!!! To soon man, too soon!😢
Yes, a new one!!
I got scared of the swimming pigs at the Bay of Swimming Pigs on a cruise in the Bahamas. Good times
I would want to know where the skeet shooting area and classes are at......
And just stay there the entire trip...
Pirates are real and you know...
You never know..
😮
Sounds pretty accurate. The only part you missed was the people that take the trivia way too seriously.