What's the dll with 5 Guy's fries? They're supposed to be the bestest evar but I'm not impressed in the least, and yes they are expensive. I've given up on them.
I guess it depends on who makes it. Our local Hunts Brothers was awesome back in the day. It had mounds of cheese. It was like an inch thick and I'm not even exaggerating. But then someone new started making them and they barely put any cheese on it. I guess they were making up for all that cheese the last person was giving away. lol
When we were looking to buy land in the small town where we now live, the guy showing us around noted how close we would be to a Hunt bros, the best pizza place in the area. Ngl we gave him the side eye but it turns out he was absolutely right
There was a time I loved taking my family to Five Guys for dinner because the cost was respectful. Now, I don't even like taking myself there for fear that I'll get a fraudulent card use call from my bank.
I nearly had to take out a bank loan on my last visit to 5 Guys. $10 bucks for a small burger with cheese, but, the industrial bucket of fries was only a nickel! This doesn't include what my friend ordered.
LOL, I am always the only Burger King lover in every group 🤣 I still don’t know what it is that everyone hates so much, but that’s ok! That’s why we have so many options! 🥰
@@Miss_CamelI love it too, but I also hate that I love it! It’s my shame fast food! Taco Bell, McDonalds… those, people shake their heads but say “okay, she’s not wrong.” BK… they’re like “BLINK TWICE IF YOU NEED US TO CALL THE AUTHORITIES” 😂
@@rlmesek haha well, I only treat myself to fast food every six months or so, but BK has had the backs of vegetarians everywhere for DECADES, my loyalty to them was hard-won!
Yes! I forgot about the newsprint table tops! That’s when Wendy’s was a clean, nice place to eat. Used to go there for the chili. Now they sell it in grocery stores! Happy! Stopped going to that filth hole years ago.
I suspect my McD's ice cream machine isn't actually broken, they just don't want to sell any ice cream. Yesterday the lady in front of me ordered ice cream and the kitchen yelled "we don't have any ice cream" and the manager overrode that and magically produced ice cream for the lady he was totally flirting with.
They opened a brand new McDonald's down the street and the ice cream machine was "broken" inside of a week. Not kidding. Another McDonald's in our area will always tell you the machine is broken, but will give you ice cream if you order it on the app and pick it up.
As a former Logans Roadhouse employee, I was there during the time we got to throw shells on the floor VS when we couldn't. You can thank the Karen that sued the entire company bc they fell. (Not sure which location it happened) but it caused every Logan's to stop allowing shells on the floor.
That’s all it ever takes is one person to ruin for everyone. First time ever heard of someone slipping on a peanut shell. So I’m curious if A) she had any ambulatory issues prior, B) what shoes she was wearing and C) was she intoxicated. If the staff can work there all day in boots and never fall once, something’s gotta be going on with this woman.
My husband says the same thing about the Chicken minis! We live in Muscle Shoals and for a short time our Chick-fil-a had 10 piece chicken minis on Monday for supper.
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Five Guys critique is Spot on. They lost sight of the fact that they are a fastfood restaurant and started charging sit-down prices for burgers. I'd rather take a less tasty burger at another restaurant for a third of the price. It fills me up just the same.
McDonald's has changed from that lovable adolescent with the Golden Arches and the cool Happy Meal toys, to a surly Gen Z with buildings that look like mausoleums and unhappy/bizarro toys in the unhappy meals.
Used to work at Logan’s and pretty much every customer was surprised when we stopped serving peanuts. Saved me from a lot of sweeping at closing time though so…….
@@danieldeystar2213 Maybe? I don't know... Also I'm not in an area that gave any concern over Covid crap. Many of our stores had the "No masks and No jabs are here. If you feel unsafe do not enter" signs . Lol
I agree with EVERYTHING that you said!!! Especially about the MexiMelt --- I miss that SO MUCH. I don't know why Taco Bell got rid of it. And I do NOT like Burger King - especially in my city because they are slow, make you wait on the side of the building for 4 forevers. And typically they are RUDE. I love your comedy - Please keep doing it!
Have you tried ordering a Meximelt? Sometimes it might not be on the menu, but they will still make it for you…I’ve done that for certain things at Denny’s too.
Unfortunately, for Five Guys it's actually $15-$17 here in the Carolinas for a burger, fries, and a drink now, with $10.49 for just a 2 patty cheeseburger
Taco Bell - quit making half your menu limited time Arby's - bring back potato cakes Domino's - bring back roasted red peppers for your Hawaiin pizzas Burger King - make the chicken parmasan sandwich on your full menu McDonalds - quit teasing us with the McRib Ihop - bring back you country omellete Hardee's - offer fries covered with gravy, seriously... it'll be a hit
_"Hardee's - offer fries covered with gravy, seriously"_ They could call it Redneck Poutine. As opposed to regular poutine which is redneque poutine. 😁⚜
Around 2019, Orlando.gov BK drive thru around 1130pm, weekday had a huge spat-fight with a drunk female BK drive thru worker. That's when I knew BK was ended down 🚽.
I was at a Waffle House that solved the 3 plate tetris issue. As they finished each plate they brought it out so it was fresh. Allowed me to finish the waffle before the rest of the meal even was done which was nice cause things were fresher than usual. I suspect that it wasn't actually a waffle house cause it was super clean.
I agree with you! Took my Yankee in laws into one .in Texas. First thing my mother-in-law did was to take out the lysol wipes before we were even sitting down. Sigh....... Waffle House is an experience not an operating room. Did have to admit though, other customers were watching her in complete baffelment. Had to hide a chuckle when they started elbowing each other. 🤦♀🤦♂
I was surprised at the cost the last time I went to one. I remember going to one near my college back in the early 2000s and it really wasn't too expensive. Definitely wasn't $12 or more; might have been $10 at most, I think.
@@lorireed8046 true. Though what some people do is get a couple things of fries for 2-4 people, and that brings it down some. And I think a single burger sandwich is about 2/3 the price of a double.
McDonald's! Just get the order right! Once! Just once! My daughter thinks I'm rude because I say it's not McDonald's unless they get something wrong. I, me, the dad, I get in trouble because she understands I'm not being polite by complaining. I'm the one that gets in trouble... because you all can't get an order straight?! Do a tired dad a solid and please get it together. Or let Chick-fil-A have the "Happy Meal". God knows they'll get it right.
I hate to say this sir, but your daughter is going to end up being a neon haired zi/zir ultra liberal at this pace. Do what you can to reverse this trend before its too late and you wake up one day 15 years from now to some "a gender" polycule breeding in your basement
Remember when Kids Meal toys were good? Feels like nearly 10 years ago at least. I still have my Dialga case from when BK I think was doing a Pokemon Diamond/Pearl thing when that game came out. (I use it for like loose change, small loose batteries, etc; very handy).
@@hemaccabe4292 I mainly write fiction books, but I haven't published any of them yet because trad publishers aren't interested in them and if I want to be an indie author I need to save up more money for an editor so I don't publish a book that ends up being horrible. I do write other things though like commercial copy for my job and that helps pay the bills.
As a parent, I second each statement about the issues with McD's, as well as Cracker Barrel's too many items. They got a lot of neat things, but never enough space inside for people to walk safely through when they're busy.
My mom is in a wheelchair. So much fun to navigate. I honestly don’t understand how it isn’t a fire safety issue in that no one has a clear exit path to the door in an emergency.
“Like a daycare givin’ out germs” caught me totally off guard and has me SCREAM-laughing. I’m a preschool teacher in the Midwest and this speaks to my very soul!!
Agree with you on 5 Guys. Great burger and I love the extensive fries, but at what they’re charging, I would expect to have had a few cold beers included.
I took my family there for lunch recently. $70 something dollars for the four of us for burgers, fries, and sodas. Not even a shake. Their burgers are good, but not that good. We could have had a better meal for less at a sit down restaurant.
I literally lost it at the BK part. My wife thought I was having some kind of attack. Funniest and most accurate thing I’ve ever heard, Matt. Alternatively, BK can go back to how they did things 30 years ago. We’ll take that too. 🙃
As a lifelong Virginian, i approve this message. 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 but here, it's Texas Roadhouse. I need all these restaurants to be tagged, please and thank you
Yes! shout out to Hunts Bros Pizza. I was camping in the Blue Ridge Mtns and needed gas. Tired of my usual backpacker meals of ramen and instant potatoes I bought a Gas Station Pizza. It was DELISCIOUS . Thanks Hunt Bros.
"If I survey 100 people and ask them what they associated 'roll' with, 99 of them would say supper. The only goofball that says 'breakfast' is you." _Ireland has entered the chat_
Yes! The Meximelt needs to come back and none of this "you can just add meat and pico to the cheesy roll up..." I'm not going to remember that when I'm at Taco Bell... I'm at Taco Bell...
Maybe. But, as I recall, they had good bit of cilantro. Made all the difference. Loved those things. And while we’re at it, cinnamon crispas cinnamony triangles of fried goodness. AND bell burgers yes, the original name. I will not bow before the pedantic police that made them change it to bellbeefer because it wasn’t a “burger” All you have to do is get some buns. And shout out to bacon chicken ranch chalupa. I mean, damn! Bring back olives… really. Apparently I think too much about Taco Bell.
At Waffle House we would love if you just tell us you’re fine with one plate. Makes our jobs easier. Because we have to do those dishes. The reason we do so many plates is because a lot of people are very picky about their food touching. And if you don’t want toast. Tell us. We may forget and put it on anyway, but at least you tried. Also, stop asking about our gluten free options. Everything gets mixed. If you have life threatening allergies, stay away. We can try to accommodate you, but if you don’t tip well and are a pain about it, it will only happen until we’ve run out of servers and/or patience. Thank you for coming to Waffle House, hope to see you real soon. P.S. We appreciate you stacking plates, but not if there is food still on them. And please don’t place your utensils in the jungle of your finished plate. Digging through the napkins to find the spoon before scraping off the plate is no fun. 😊
99% of the time I've had excellent service at Waffle House. But on one occasion my server asked if there was a problem with my toast. I said "Well you could probably toast it for me." He had brought out two slices of plain white bread. 😅
Those of with small kids and grands would sure love a separate entrance…try going on a Sunday afternoon with 3 kids under 5 and having a 30 minute wait..we don’t anymore…now the family does a Sunday brunch at the homes of the people with kids ….so much more relaxing…maybe the food isn’t the same….but it makes the kids happier and the adults, too.
We have a very good local pizza store in the next town and I'm going to try them today, thanks Matt. How do I know about them? They are very generous to local causes.
You probably ought to add one about all of the fast food places need to stop chasing the visual trends for their buildings, I miss being able to identify places by their design.
Bonus bonus: Stop making us scan QR codes for the menu and just give us a dang physical menu! I do not want to have to stare at my phone while waiting for yet another page to load just to see what your sides are!
I get a very small SS check and I have to budget very carefully. I used to have a fast food meal twice a month. The last time I went to Five Guys, it would have cost what I had budgeted for two meals. I left. Mickey's $1.00 chicken sandwich is almost $2.00. Waffle House has a good deal for $5.50. It would be as cheap now to go to Cheddars and the food is better.
Every time I see the Hunt Brothers Pizza sign in front of the local gas station, I’m reminded of the Texas oil millionaire Hunt Brothers, who tried to corner the world silver market in 1980. One of the brothers, Lamar Hunt, was one of the founders of the AFL, and was the owner of the Kansas City Chiefs, if I recall correctly.
Yes!!! Taco Bell needs to bring back the Mexi-melt! Love those! In 6th grade, when I was in middle school, we had Taco Bell on Wed. We'd get bean burritos (meh) one week & the next, we'd get Mexi-melts. Those were the only 2 things we got (served with corn, a tiny side salad, & a dessert), but every other Wed, I always bought lunch.
I'm old school. Bring back the Enchirito. I do have a Taco Casa (a decent drive away) and can get that old school Taco Bell food, but the portion sizes are huge and I don't need to be eating that much anymore.
The Logan's Roadhouse in Athens, GA closed. There's a QuickTrip there now. Sure, there is a Texas Roadhouse about 4 miles away from that location, but It's just not the _same_ .
I feel most of those so much. Except the Firehouse one. As much as I love their sandwhiches (and being a vollie FF appreciate what they do) I don't eat enough there to earn a party box. I want one!! As for Cracker Barrel, when we're done eating, we have the oldest shepherd the youngest out to the car so we don't have to hear all the things they want while we pay the bill at the cashier.
I live in Louisiana and they can't make pizza worth a damn here. Hunts Bros is the only safe bet, since these other places let their dairy go bad. I love you Hunt Bros.
Along with the Five Guys rant...you can add CHI-half my income-POTLE. It used to cost $7 for a decently large "street style" burrito. It is now upwards of $15 for HALF the size 😮. Guess where I no longer eat?
1:34 - I said the same thing when I found out that Cracker Jack stopped putting toys inside -- it's now just a stupid code. What's the point? Same with cereal - no more toys inside. Grrrr.
The reason the Chicken Minis are on the breakfast menu and not on the all day menu is because it takes a lot of labor and space which a lot of locations can’t justify relative to how busy they are
@@jamesm568 the lines at our Chik-fil-A's around here are like that too. But, you'll have your food in & be on your way in less than 10 minutes. They have that drive-thru system DOWN PAT!
@@jamesm568That's because they don't want anybody to come inside anymore! All the ones around me are being rebuilt as multi lane drive thrus with 3 real parking spaces and minimal indoor seating. I hate it.
@jamesm568 CFA knows what they are doing. get in the line wrapped around the building. you will still get your food in 10 minutes. Don't do that at Popeye's, though, or you'll be waiting for 45.
BK has so gone the wrong way. It also annoys the heck out of me, if I want to get the double whopper and fry deal for $7.99, they can't figure out how to give me a soda too other than to get a second mortgage to pay for their hyper overpriced full price sodas?
All of that was so funny I can’t stop laughing. How do you do that? I haven’t thought of any of that ever. Can you make an entire movie of your mind? 😂
Last year at Mickey D's I got an adult happy meal but they didn't give me a toy thing that was supposed to come with it. I was so annoyed. It was just more expensive than a normal meal with nothing changed.
"Burger King. Stop." Hits different when you see that they are closing down stores everywhere you look. Taco Bell. Just keep the nacho fries on the menu all the time. Five Guys. Your burgers don't taste good enough to cost more than $4, much less $12. And your fries are disgusting.
Hunts Brothers been around forever. Nothin better than coming out of the deer woods and stopping at the the local Dixie Dandy for some hot & fresh Hunts brothers
I agree with everything, you said! And while we’re on the topic of McDonald’s, they need to lay off this notion of parking spots to wait for your drive-through order.
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Subscribe or your dreams will be haunted by adult happy meal toys
That feels genuinely threatening.
@@carriecollins6697 only Darth Mizz is more threatening
@@iansallee1609 idk darth mizz and a happy meal are pretty equally threatening
You can place a catering order 24 hours in advance at Chick-fil-A to get a mini tray...
Hunt Brothers Pizza 🍕 is awesome!
"Giving out french fries like a daycare giving out germs"-- the best line!
Taco Bell gives out sauce packets like a daycare gives out germs.
What's the dll with 5 Guy's fries? They're supposed to be the bestest evar but I'm not impressed in the least, and yes they are expensive. I've given up on them.
You forgot Popeye’s. How can this chain have the best food and the worst customer service at the same time?
Wendy's is on line 3 for you... haha good point, though!
I must say that the best Popeye's in Alabama is the one at the Lincoln exit off of I20. I think it's exit 168 and along Highway 77.
Preach sister!!
Because half of the time they don’t have half the food! Lol
I think Popeyes is non-existent now as they're all closing down here.
That whole McDonald's rant was absolutely necessary and I 100% fully agree with you
Absolutely! Don't get me started on their drive thru. I've waited 15 minutes for them to kill a chicken to make my sandwich.
@@jamesp57867 hahahahaha
Yep I got that exact same Jenga kit for my kid and I was so annoyed
@@jamesp57867
Try 35 for a Diet Coke. At 2am.
It's like Freddy Krueger and Hamburglar had a Lovechild.
FINALLY, HUNT BROTHER'S PIZZA GETS THE LOVE IT DESERVES.
not great, barely good; but when you're on the go and hungry.........winner
I guess it depends on who makes it. Our local Hunts Brothers was awesome back in the day. It had mounds of cheese. It was like an inch thick and I'm not even exaggerating. But then someone new started making them and they barely put any cheese on it. I guess they were making up for all that cheese the last person was giving away. lol
Amen
Exactly! I've actually gotten some really great pizza from them!
When we were looking to buy land in the small town where we now live, the guy showing us around noted how close we would be to a Hunt bros, the best pizza place in the area. Ngl we gave him the side eye but it turns out he was absolutely right
"Playing Tetris with breakable objects" at 2AM is oddly specific and very true.
There was a time I loved taking my family to Five Guys for dinner because the cost was respectful. Now, I don't even like taking myself there for fear that I'll get a fraudulent card use call from my bank.
💯😂
WAY TO GO BRANDON!
Truth!
I nearly had to take out a bank loan on my last visit to 5 Guys. $10 bucks for a small burger with cheese, but, the industrial bucket of fries was only a nickel!
This doesn't include what my friend ordered.
@@victoriousmuscle8632 You're blaming "Brandon" for capitalism now?
as someone who lives in the south and works at a chick fil a I can say that chicken minis are probably the most sold breakfast item by a long shot.
I couldn't tell if he was joking about the biscuits. Because Southerns love biscuits for breakfast.
Personally they really disappointed me when they stopped selling the bacon, egg and chicken bagel 😮💨
@@kflowers8276not biscuits, rolls.
@@RondaBernstein I see! I thought he was taken about the biscuit sandwich and calling the bread a roll.
Can’t you order a tray of them for anytime of the day?
You never fail to make me laugh. Burger King, just stop and the Cracker Barrell compared to a hospital gift shop, was brilliant.
LOL, I am always the only Burger King lover in every group 🤣 I still don’t know what it is that everyone hates so much, but that’s ok! That’s why we have so many options! 🥰
@@Miss_CamelI love it too, but I also hate that I love it! It’s my shame fast food! Taco Bell, McDonalds… those, people shake their heads but say “okay, she’s not wrong.” BK… they’re like “BLINK TWICE IF YOU NEED US TO CALL THE AUTHORITIES” 😂
@@rlmesek haha well, I only treat myself to fast food every six months or so, but BK has had the backs of vegetarians everywhere for DECADES, my loyalty to them was hard-won!
Bring back the Wendy’s SuperBar…and the Solariums…and those tables with the newsprint on them.
Now, brother that was a night out with the family wasn't it🎉🎉☮️
That would be nice. Why do fast food restaurants all look the same now?
Yes! I forgot about the newsprint table tops! That’s when Wendy’s was a clean, nice place to eat. Used to go there for the chili. Now they sell it in grocery stores! Happy! Stopped going to that filth hole years ago.
That McDonald’s one was spot on except you didn’t mention the ice cream/shake/mcfleury machines
We all know, man. They know. They want you to ask so they can say, "Would you like an apple pie/(egg roll)?"
I suspect my McD's ice cream machine isn't actually broken, they just don't want to sell any ice cream. Yesterday the lady in front of me ordered ice cream and the kitchen yelled "we don't have any ice cream" and the manager overrode that and magically produced ice cream for the lady he was totally flirting with.
I’ve heard the machines are a royal pain to clean, so not having any ice cream is their work-around.
They opened a brand new McDonald's down the street and the ice cream machine was "broken" inside of a week. Not kidding.
Another McDonald's in our area will always tell you the machine is broken, but will give you ice cream if you order it on the app and pick it up.
As a former Logans Roadhouse employee, I was there during the time we got to throw shells on the floor VS when we couldn't.
You can thank the Karen that sued the entire company bc they fell. (Not sure which location it happened) but it caused every Logan's to stop allowing shells on the floor.
Every rule has someone's name attached to it.
@@CharleneCTXSome LAWYER'S name.
That’s all it ever takes is one person to ruin for everyone. First time ever heard of someone slipping on a peanut shell. So I’m curious if A) she had any ambulatory issues prior, B) what shoes she was wearing and C) was she intoxicated. If the staff can work there all day in boots and never fall once, something’s gotta be going on with this woman.
@@lawrencetalbot8346 yes exactly thats what i was thinkin too!! Plus clumsy lil me never fell on a shell one time surprisingly
I assumed it was related to peanut allergies.
I'm with you on the Mexi-melt. That was my go-to back in the 90's.
Thanks for calling out Five Guys. We used to love that place but a few weeks ago we went and when I saw the prices I said “never again”.
Can we please bring back the " WHERE'S THE BEEF " LADY because for the price I'm paying for a burger, can I at least get my money's worth??
I wish Whataburger's drive thru lines were quicker. Their line can only hold so many pick up trucks and they just cannot get food out fast enough.
I started using the Whataburger app. I order before I drive over, and they bring it out to my truck.
My husband says the same thing about the Chicken minis! We live in Muscle Shoals and for a short time our Chick-fil-a had 10 piece chicken minis on Monday for supper.
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@@Babylion2311 you lost me
Five Guys critique is Spot on. They lost sight of the fact that they are a fastfood restaurant and started charging sit-down prices for burgers. I'd rather take a less tasty burger at another restaurant for a third of the price. It fills me up just the same.
Yep, I switched to IHop takeout burgers that are a few bucks cheaper and pretty darn good..
As someone who lives in the South. I can agree with all of this.
Also who misses what happy meals used to be 10 years ago?
What I'm seeing look like a huge step down from the ones we had as kids in the early 80s.
@CantankerousDave in the 80s, I was in college and I used to buy Happy Meals for myself just for the toys! Lol.
McDonald's has changed from that lovable adolescent with the Golden Arches and the cool Happy Meal toys, to a surly Gen Z with buildings that look like mausoleums and unhappy/bizarro toys in the unhappy meals.
15 year olds, I would presume.
I miss that:(
I can't believe McDonald's Ice-cream machine didn't make the list
The McDonalds ice cream machine is a lost cause., just go to a Dairy Queen.
Used to work at Logan’s and pretty much every customer was surprised when we stopped serving peanuts. Saved me from a lot of sweeping at closing time though so…….
I got a Logan's gift card last year... Not a one in my area... Closest one is another State away!
Same for Texas Roadhouse. They stopped serving peanuts too.
@@danieldeystar2213 Did they? Hmm okay last time there they had the peanuts. You have to pick up your own bucket before sitting.
@@lorireed8046 Maybe it was just the one I went to. Management was lazy.
@@danieldeystar2213 Maybe? I don't know... Also I'm not in an area that gave any concern over Covid crap. Many of our stores had the "No masks and No jabs are here. If you feel unsafe do not enter" signs . Lol
I fully agree they need to bring back the meximelt what the hell was wrong with them getting rid of that
I agree with EVERYTHING that you said!!! Especially about the MexiMelt --- I miss that SO MUCH. I don't know why Taco Bell got rid of it. And I do NOT like Burger King - especially in my city because they are slow, make you wait on the side of the building for 4 forevers. And typically they are RUDE.
I love your comedy - Please keep doing it!
Bk near me, you order a large, you get a medium. Every. Damn. Time. And they no speaky dee english.
And don't forget dirty.
Have you tried ordering a Meximelt? Sometimes it might not be on the menu, but they will still make it for you…I’ve done that for certain things at Denny’s too.
Five Guys is out of control on pricing. You nailed it. I stopped going there because of it.
Their burgers were waaay expensive 20 years ago.
Wife and I got two hamburgers, 2 drinks and shared a fry, $42. For a hamburger and fries!!!!! Never again.
5 Guys burgers are good. $12 good? No! 🍔
It's horrible that "thank you for not deceiving us" is so relatable in this day and age 😆
Unfortunately, for Five Guys it's actually $15-$17 here in the Carolinas for a burger, fries, and a drink now, with $10.49 for just a 2 patty cheeseburger
Cajun fries, bacon cheeseburger, $21.
2 burgers, 2 drinks and shared fries, $42. I felt like an idiot paying that.
A Pittsburgh PA area BK 🍔 in the mid to late 1990s sold Whoppers: $1. ✔️ ... no lie.
Taco Bell - quit making half your menu limited time
Arby's - bring back potato cakes
Domino's - bring back roasted red peppers for your Hawaiin pizzas
Burger King - make the chicken parmasan sandwich on your full menu
McDonalds - quit teasing us with the McRib
Ihop - bring back you country omellete
Hardee's - offer fries covered with gravy, seriously... it'll be a hit
_"Hardee's - offer fries covered with gravy, seriously"_
They could call it Redneck Poutine. As opposed to regular poutine which is redneque poutine. 😁⚜
Would love good gravy fries
TB why drop the popular double decker Taco Supreme? 🌮 Why? You sell 1 item 25yr then stop it? Why Taco Bell? 🤷🏻♂️
100% right on Arby's! Potato cakes were Arby's icons!
I felt that Burger King message in my soul.
Around 2019, Orlando.gov BK drive thru around 1130pm, weekday had a huge spat-fight with a drunk female BK drive thru worker. That's when I knew BK was ended down 🚽.
I was at a Waffle House that solved the 3 plate tetris issue. As they finished each plate they brought it out so it was fresh. Allowed me to finish the waffle before the rest of the meal even was done which was nice cause things were fresher than usual. I suspect that it wasn't actually a waffle house cause it was super clean.
I think you found a portal to an alternate demension.
I agree with you! Took my Yankee in laws into one .in Texas. First thing my mother-in-law did was to take out the lysol wipes before we were even sitting down. Sigh....... Waffle House is an experience not an operating room. Did have to admit though, other customers were watching her in complete baffelment. Had to hide a chuckle when they started elbowing each other. 🤦♀🤦♂
@cindycchesney5716 Oh goodness haha!
DITTO, I always ask my server to hold the waffle until I say that I am ready. ....and I always dump the meat on the plate with everything else.
@@erwinbligen6730 Probably a smart idea, especially if you have multiple people at one table.
Five Guys has a *fantastic* burger, and I love that overflowing bag of Cajun fry goodness! Even if I can't afford it very often!😂😉
I've only been to a Five Guy's once. It was good!!! But, paid $68.00 for 4 people! That's not a burger and fries night I'm willing to do, again.
I was surprised at the cost the last time I went to one. I remember going to one near my college back in the early 2000s and it really wasn't too expensive. Definitely wasn't $12 or more; might have been $10 at most, I think.
@@lorireed8046 true. Though what some people do is get a couple things of fries for 2-4 people, and that brings it down some. And I think a single burger sandwich is about 2/3 the price of a double.
Except they become cold and inedible within 5 minutes of being served
@@jamescooley5744 well, since my burger is usually gone in that time, I've been good! 🤣 (Or my serving has always been hot.)
McDonald's! Just get the order right! Once! Just once! My daughter thinks I'm rude because I say it's not McDonald's unless they get something wrong. I, me, the dad, I get in trouble because she understands I'm not being polite by complaining. I'm the one that gets in trouble... because you all can't get an order straight?! Do a tired dad a solid and please get it together. Or let Chick-fil-A have the "Happy Meal". God knows they'll get it right.
I hate to say this sir, but your daughter is going to end up being a neon haired zi/zir ultra liberal at this pace. Do what you can to reverse this trend before its too late and you wake up one day 15 years from now to some "a gender" polycule breeding in your basement
Look on the bright side, you've clearly done a good job instilling morals in your daughter. She sounds like a hoot by the way.
That’s strange to me because McDonald’s is just about the only place that always gets my order right !
Chick-Fil-A gets it right because there isn't much customization there. So it is way easier .
Remember when Kids Meal toys were good? Feels like nearly 10 years ago at least.
I still have my Dialga case from when BK I think was doing a Pokemon Diamond/Pearl thing when that game came out. (I use it for like loose change, small loose batteries, etc; very handy).
My daughter loved the little min-barbie dolls. When I collected the matchbox cars, all her little boyfriends loved them. That was 10 years ago.
@@hemaccabe4292I remember those toys from the 90s as well and they were cool.
@@thenovicenovelist What kind of books do you write?
@@hemaccabe4292 I mainly write fiction books, but I haven't published any of them yet because trad publishers aren't interested in them and if I want to be an indie author I need to save up more money for an editor so I don't publish a book that ends up being horrible. I do write other things though like commercial copy for my job and that helps pay the bills.
As a parent, I second each statement about the issues with McD's, as well as Cracker Barrel's too many items. They got a lot of neat things, but never enough space inside for people to walk safely through when they're busy.
My mom is in a wheelchair. So much fun to navigate. I honestly don’t understand how it isn’t a fire safety issue in that no one has a clear exit path to the door in an emergency.
“Like a daycare givin’ out germs” caught me totally off guard and has me SCREAM-laughing. I’m a preschool teacher in the Midwest and this speaks to my very soul!!
Agree with you on 5 Guys. Great burger and I love the extensive fries, but at what they’re charging, I would expect to have had a few cold beers included.
What the heck I haven't been to a 5 guys in... I guess 10 years because I remember their burgers being a bit of a splurge at ~$6!
I took my family there for lunch recently. $70 something dollars for the four of us for burgers, fries, and sodas. Not even a shake.
Their burgers are good, but not that good. We could have had a better meal for less at a sit down restaurant.
I literally lost it at the BK part. My wife thought I was having some kind of attack. Funniest and most accurate thing I’ve ever heard, Matt. Alternatively, BK can go back to how they did things 30 years ago. We’ll take that too. 🙃
"Have you ever met a child?"
Bruh thank you!!!!😂😂😂
Any day with a Matt Mitchell video is a good day! 🥰
There are only 2 places in my town to get pizza. Little Caesars and a gas station with Hunts Brothers and that gas station pizza never disappoints.
As a lifelong Virginian, i approve this message. 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 but here, it's Texas Roadhouse. I need all these restaurants to be tagged, please and thank you
Remember when my aunt worked at McDonald's and they had real hot wheels, i had hundreds of those
All of these are SO TRUE! I love how you didn't even elaborate on Burger King. Everyone knows.
A separate entrance would be a game changer!
Yes! shout out to Hunts Bros Pizza. I was camping in the Blue Ridge Mtns and needed gas. Tired of my usual backpacker meals of ramen and instant potatoes I bought a Gas Station Pizza. It was DELISCIOUS . Thanks Hunt Bros.
"If I survey 100 people and ask them what they associated 'roll' with, 99 of them would say supper. The only goofball that says 'breakfast' is you."
_Ireland has entered the chat_
Hunt Brother's is the best pizza we have in town, now.
“Bill Gaither’s greatest hits CD rack” took me out. The accuracy.
Yes! The Meximelt needs to come back and none of this "you can just add meat and pico to the cheesy roll up..." I'm not going to remember that when I'm at Taco Bell... I'm at Taco Bell...
And bring back the dam Enchirito! Permanently!
Absolutely! We finally got the Mexican Pizza back. If they pull a McRibb stunt, there will be rebellion!
Also the Caramel Apple Empanada. It was soooooooo good🤤 I miss the Mexi Melt & the CAE 😢.
Maybe. But, as I recall, they had good bit of cilantro. Made all the difference. Loved those things.
And while we’re at it, cinnamon crispas cinnamony triangles of fried goodness.
AND bell burgers yes, the original name. I will not bow before the pedantic police that made them change it to bellbeefer because it wasn’t a “burger” All you have to do is get some buns.
And shout out to bacon chicken ranch chalupa. I mean, damn!
Bring back olives… really.
Apparently I think too much about Taco Bell.
And make the taquitos a permanent menu item, not a one month “test market” item. And bring back the 7 layer burrito.
10000% with you on the Happy Meals!!!! 😂😂😂
"Playing Tetris with breakable objects at 2AM" is the most accurate critique of the All-Star that has ever been uttered into existence.
At Waffle House we would love if you just tell us you’re fine with one plate. Makes our jobs easier. Because we have to do those dishes. The reason we do so many plates is because a lot of people are very picky about their food touching. And if you don’t want toast. Tell us. We may forget and put it on anyway, but at least you tried. Also, stop asking about our gluten free options. Everything gets mixed. If you have life threatening allergies, stay away. We can try to accommodate you, but if you don’t tip well and are a pain about it, it will only happen until we’ve run out of servers and/or patience. Thank you for coming to Waffle House, hope to see you real soon.
P.S. We appreciate you stacking plates, but not if there is food still on them. And please don’t place your utensils in the jungle of your finished plate. Digging through the napkins to find the spoon before scraping off the plate is no fun. 😊
Duly noted. Thank you.
the waffle house by me took the all star off of there menu a while back, did they all take it off the menu? that was my fav thing for breakfast
99% of the time I've had excellent service at Waffle House. But on one occasion my server asked if there was a problem with my toast. I said "Well you could probably toast it for me." He had brought out two slices of plain white bread. 😅
and I should probably add, I never got my toast
Thank you forr your service.
My kid wants Chicken Minis at supper all the time. Please Chick-fil-A, listen to this man!
Separate entrance to Cracker Barrel!!!!! Mind blown 🔥
Those of with small kids and grands would sure love a separate entrance…try going on a Sunday afternoon with 3 kids under 5 and having a 30 minute wait..we don’t anymore…now the family does a Sunday brunch at the homes of the people with kids ….so much more relaxing…maybe the food isn’t the same….but it makes the kids happier and the adults, too.
You bring a laugh and an automatic 👍🏽 from me every single video. Thank you for making it so much fun.
We have a very good local pizza store in the next town and I'm going to try them today, thanks Matt. How do I know about them? They are very generous to local causes.
And lets get back to all day breakfast Mcdonalds! I miss getting a McMuffin at noon :(
You probably ought to add one about all of the fast food places need to stop chasing the visual trends for their buildings, I miss being able to identify places by their design.
Taco Bell did us dirty Matt! I've also asked them to bring back the meximelt!😂
Bonus bonus: Stop making us scan QR codes for the menu and just give us a dang physical menu! I do not want to have to stare at my phone while waiting for yet another page to load just to see what your sides are!
True they should have an option for physical menus
I get a very small SS check and I have to budget very carefully. I used to have a fast food meal twice a month. The last time I went to Five Guys, it would have cost what I had budgeted for two meals. I left.
Mickey's $1.00 chicken sandwich is almost $2.00. Waffle House has a good deal for $5.50.
It would be as cheap now to go to Cheddars and the food is better.
Every time I see the Hunt Brothers Pizza sign in front of the local gas station, I’m reminded of the Texas oil millionaire Hunt Brothers, who tried to corner the world silver market in 1980. One of the brothers, Lamar Hunt, was one of the founders of the AFL, and was the owner of the Kansas City Chiefs, if I recall correctly.
Yes!!! Taco Bell needs to bring back the Mexi-melt! Love those! In 6th grade, when I was in middle school, we had Taco Bell on Wed. We'd get bean burritos (meh) one week & the next, we'd get Mexi-melts. Those were the only 2 things we got (served with corn, a tiny side salad, & a dessert), but every other Wed, I always bought lunch.
I'm old school. Bring back the Enchirito. I do have a Taco Casa (a decent drive away) and can get that old school Taco Bell food, but the portion sizes are huge and I don't need to be eating that much anymore.
Matt, thank you for doing the good work. And also, ditto. Like you got it, those restuants… restrants… food places need to know how we feel
I'm so with you on the meximelt... it was one of the best, if not the best thing on their menu.
The Logan's Roadhouse in Athens, GA closed. There's a QuickTrip there now. Sure, there is a Texas Roadhouse about 4 miles away from that location, but It's just not the _same_ .
I feel most of those so much. Except the Firehouse one. As much as I love their sandwhiches (and being a vollie FF appreciate what they do) I don't eat enough there to earn a party box. I want one!! As for Cracker Barrel, when we're done eating, we have the oldest shepherd the youngest out to the car so we don't have to hear all the things they want while we pay the bill at the cashier.
you can call ahead and order chicken mini's all day long, they'll have to come in trays of like 20 or 40, but that's actually a really good thing!
I live in Louisiana and they can't make pizza worth a damn here. Hunts Bros is the only safe bet, since these other places let their dairy go bad. I love you Hunt Bros.
"Hospital gift shop on steroids" LOL!!!
OMG, I miss the meximelt so much!! That was the item that never made it home. Lol
Along with the Five Guys rant...you can add CHI-half my income-POTLE. It used to cost $7 for a decently large "street style" burrito. It is now upwards of $15 for HALF the size 😮. Guess where I no longer eat?
At least Crap-Puddle could offer free Imodium with every meal!
@@jamescooley5744 Why call it that if you eat there? Do you say that about ALL Mexican food that has beans in it? I bet you do.
This man is full of wisdom. Matt Mitchell 2024. MRGA!
1:34 - I said the same thing when I found out that Cracker Jack stopped putting toys inside -- it's now just a stupid code. What's the point? Same with cereal - no more toys inside. Grrrr.
The reason the Chicken Minis are on the breakfast menu and not on the all day menu is because it takes a lot of labor and space which a lot of locations can’t justify relative to how busy they are
I haven't been in a Chick-fil-A in years because the damn line is wrapped around the building.
@@jamesm568 I haven't been back since their CEO shined Lecrae's shoes. I am sick to death of this woke racism. George Floyd died of a drug overdose.
@@jamesm568 the lines at our Chik-fil-A's around here are like that too. But, you'll have your food in & be on your way in less than 10 minutes. They have that drive-thru system DOWN PAT!
@@jamesm568That's because they don't want anybody to come inside anymore! All the ones around me are being rebuilt as multi lane drive thrus with 3 real parking spaces and minimal indoor seating. I hate it.
@jamesm568 CFA knows what they are doing. get in the line wrapped around the building. you will still get your food in 10 minutes. Don't do that at Popeye's, though, or you'll be waiting for 45.
I'm glad someone finally had the courage to stand up to Waffle House. R.I.P. brave crusader.
I needed a deep bellow laugh today and Matt, you brought it on. Thanks for sharing
Yes!!! Bring back the Meximelt!!!
Seriously almost tripped on the treadmill at the Bill Gaither comment! 😂 And why can’t Taco Bell bring back the original taco salad!!!
Chick Fil-A needs to make their mini-rolls full size and available all day! There's a reason why I order pick up at Cracker Barrel.
I agree with Taco Bell bringing back the Mexi Melt. I miss those things.
Love that dub over for number 4 haha
"Tetris with breakable objects." Hilarious and insightful.
agreed 100% on all of this.
I 100% agree with the crackerbarrel one since I use to work in the shop of one.
I came here for the SEC talk but now you have my attention. Carry on.
Have to admit, I agree with it all. I need a Mexi-melt, and props to Hunt Bro’s!
Why in the world did Taco Bell take that delicious, messy worth every stain The Mex-Melt off. I agree bring it back❤❤❤
BK has so gone the wrong way. It also annoys the heck out of me, if I want to get the double whopper and fry deal for $7.99, they can't figure out how to give me a soda too other than to get a second mortgage to pay for their hyper overpriced full price sodas?
I’m so happy someone out there misses meximelts as much as I do. I hope they hear your rant.
This was spot on, also tacobell bring back the chili cheese burrito.
If I did the thumbs up twice, will it help? Cause that Taco Bell request needs to happen.
All of that was so funny I can’t stop laughing. How do you do that? I haven’t thought of any of that ever. Can you make an entire movie of your mind? 😂
Dude! Awesome video! So funny & true, especially the parts about Cracker Barrel’s gift shop & the Chic-fil-a little chicken biscuits.
Totally agree with the Chicken Minis!!!!!!!!
Last year at Mickey D's I got an adult happy meal but they didn't give me a toy thing that was supposed to come with it. I was so annoyed. It was just more expensive than a normal meal with nothing changed.
"Burger King. Stop." Hits different when you see that they are closing down stores everywhere you look.
Taco Bell. Just keep the nacho fries on the menu all the time.
Five Guys. Your burgers don't taste good enough to cost more than $4, much less $12. And your fries are disgusting.
Hunts Brothers been around forever. Nothin better than coming out of the deer woods and stopping at the the local Dixie Dandy for some hot & fresh Hunts brothers
I agree with everything, you said! And while we’re on the topic of McDonald’s, they need to lay off this notion of parking spots to wait for your drive-through order.