Police Squad: Johnny The Shoeshine Guy 1

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  • Опубликовано: 5 мар 2010
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  • @ABW941
    @ABW941 12 лет назад +722

    Johnny was the search engine of the early 80ies :-)

    • @BrenMurphy1
      @BrenMurphy1 2 года назад +13

      For real brah low key got some kinda Bing thing going on ikr

    • @domenicoscot
      @domenicoscot 2 года назад +11

      I believe his surname is Jeeves. You just have to ask him!

    • @answerman9933
      @answerman9933 Год назад +3

      I think he is closer to a Wikipedia article.

    • @siler7
      @siler7 Год назад +7

      80ies

    • @ABW941
      @ABW941 Год назад +7

      @@siler7 Okay, the 80s.

  • @randymillhouse791
    @randymillhouse791 Год назад +160

    "Existential Being, or Anthropomorphic Deity?"
    This was the one that tied me up laughing and continues to have the same effect 40 years' later.

    • @Kavskops
      @Kavskops 2 месяца назад +7

      Completely agree

  • @johncotton5561
    @johncotton5561 7 месяцев назад +75

    I love the way Johnny keeps looking left and right as he carries out his task.

  • @jscottupton
    @jscottupton 5 лет назад +563

    In a world filled with lousy sitcoms...Police Squad stands as a monument to comedy.

    • @bjrnb9042
      @bjrnb9042 4 года назад +9

      so true. this is so good, the all knowing shoeshine guy just popped into my mind out of nowhere. last time I saw this must have been the 90ties

    • @NJTDover
      @NJTDover Год назад +11

      Plenty of rubbish on the telly nowadays. Particularly in America.

    • @ronniemassart3834
      @ronniemassart3834 Год назад +3

      I loved that show back in the day

    • @juventusventuno9213
      @juventusventuno9213 Год назад +1

      in the museum of noses, there goes the Mona Lisa!

    • @Bram25
      @Bram25 Год назад +5

      Yep. But that is also because it got cancelled after 6 episodes.
      Back in 1982 it was unusual at the time viewers "had to think" watching comedy shows. The last joke with the priest was too clever. Comedy shows consisted of a simple plot and canned laughter.

  • @dannydinosaur73
    @dannydinosaur73 5 лет назад +219

    Johnny just happened to have the address on him. 😂

    • @zazelby
      @zazelby 4 года назад +19

      Such a subtle joke. This show worked on so many levels.

    • @danielboatright8887
      @danielboatright8887 3 года назад +9

      He knew the question was coming.

    • @TheMan750
      @TheMan750 Год назад +1

      💵

    • @nicholasmuro1742
      @nicholasmuro1742 Год назад +8

      @@danielboatright8887
      Johnny knows everything

    • @evilmiera
      @evilmiera 3 месяца назад +6

      Not only did he have the adress, it was in print with a nice set of complementary print on it as well.

  • @AirplaneFreak
    @AirplaneFreak 4 года назад +114

    I wish I had a Johnny Shoe Shine guy

    • @idontknow164
      @idontknow164 2 года назад +7

      His name is Google. Not as reliable, but the closest thing.

    • @rpannier
      @rpannier Месяц назад

      @@idontknow164 Google has too much unreliable info. Johnny is always correct.

    • @randymillhouse791
      @randymillhouse791 Месяц назад +2

      @@idontknow164 "It's all in your files Lieutenant."

    • @lelandgaunt9985
      @lelandgaunt9985 3 дня назад

      Best I can do is get you a “Johnie Cab.”

  • @paulhickie6974
    @paulhickie6974 Год назад +69

    I love this guy slip him a 10 dollar bill 💵 and he knows everything 😃.

  • @ajjohnstone7063
    @ajjohnstone7063 3 года назад +69

    lol cutting off the rubber supply from Brazil!!😂😂😂

  • @DameEdithDivine
    @DameEdithDivine 12 лет назад +150

    Thank you, back2rule. Absolutely wonderful. William Duell (Johnny in this clip) passed away December 22, 2010. May his memory be a blessing.

    • @jscottupton
      @jscottupton Год назад +3

      He's personally researching the ultimate question.

    • @4seeableTV
      @4seeableTV Год назад +2

      2011 actually. I'm glad to see he lived to be 88 years old.

  • @user-zd7id9rx3f
    @user-zd7id9rx3f Месяц назад +16

    When “The Naked Gun” came out in 1988 I was so disappointed that Johnny didn’t appear.

  • @Sunaki1000
    @Sunaki1000 Год назад +38

    The Google of his Time. Great Gag, absolute prizeless

  • @PestiLencE638
    @PestiLencE638 Год назад +8

    Johnny was so good he already knows the questions miles away and had tickets and calling cards ready. Beat that Siri

  • @DisabilityFraudKJW
    @DisabilityFraudKJW 8 лет назад +117

    This show was loaded with little nuggets of hilarity. Check out the photo of the Beaver and Bunny-man once Leslie gets up, and out of the chair.

    • @teeanahera8949
      @teeanahera8949 2 года назад +4

      And 6 years later I am trying to work out the significance of the beaver and the bunny man….

    • @351cleavland
      @351cleavland Год назад +2

      @@teeanahera8949 You don't find out about the Beaver and the Bunnyman. The Beaver and the Bunnyman find out about you!

    • @bsgtrekfan88
      @bsgtrekfan88 Год назад +1

      @@teeanahera8949 add 2 months . . .

    • @rsmith02
      @rsmith02 Год назад +12

      @@teeanahera8949 Slip me a $20 and I'll talk

    • @edenjung9816
      @edenjung9816 9 месяцев назад +2

      @@rsmith02 Can you spot me?

  • @Bentriverrusher
    @Bentriverrusher Год назад +8

    It's good once, it's good twice, it's good three or four times. I have yet to find the limit. Perhaps I should ask Johnny.

  • @chasbodaniels1744
    @chasbodaniels1744 Год назад +18

    Whatta brilliant running gag this was. On a related note, you never know what sort of intellect someone has, just based on their job or outward appearance. Thanks Dad for teaching me to respect everyone unless they prove themselves unworthy.

    • @billpetersen298
      @billpetersen298 Месяц назад +3

      And give the ones that make the most noise, a more thorough check over. Or leave them alone.

    • @Camcolito
      @Camcolito Месяц назад

      I take a similar approach, assume everyone is an idiot until proven otherwise.

  • @piyush00001
    @piyush00001 Год назад +26

    Jhonny is now CEO of google.

    • @SS-yr3ij
      @SS-yr3ij Год назад +1

      He is Google.

    • @andrewleah1983
      @andrewleah1983 Месяц назад +1

      He should teach you how to spell Johnny.

    • @piyush00001
      @piyush00001 Месяц назад

      @@andrewleah1983 No he is different, so are the spellings of his name.

  • @MunchyToy
    @MunchyToy 2 года назад +9

    Remember the scene well. Superb.

  • @MrDavidDeakin
    @MrDavidDeakin 7 месяцев назад +3

    This is straight out of an old episode of Kojak! 😂😂

  • @DamnPictures
    @DamnPictures Год назад +10

    Johnny the Shoeshine Guy always solves the case.

  • @Soloman_Gumball
    @Soloman_Gumball Год назад +9

    That must be Steve Buscemi's uncle.

  • @kts6925
    @kts6925 Год назад +4

    wow what a character

  • @frunomaol5069
    @frunomaol5069 2 года назад +10

    First exposure to Johhny and this program. I like the set-up.

    • @frunomaol5069
      @frunomaol5069 10 месяцев назад +1

      @@stephen-ng thanks Stephen for the heads-up.

  • @curiouscat4697
    @curiouscat4697 Год назад +4

    Johnny Know-it-all ... 🤣🤣🤣

  • @russellwilliams1071
    @russellwilliams1071 5 лет назад +6

    Actor from one flew over the cuckoo's nest!!

  • @flowersofthefield340
    @flowersofthefield340 Год назад +3

    😅 .........the rubber supply

  • @orvillemeadows3492
    @orvillemeadows3492 7 месяцев назад +2

    I wish he was in the naked gun movies

  • @aleksandargrum
    @aleksandargrum Год назад +1

    No more shinebox Johnny.

  • @trancord
    @trancord 6 лет назад +17

    The first guy was Alan Greenspan

  • @jzamb
    @jzamb Год назад +5

    Holy crap. I need to talk to Johnny for some advice on the stock market!

  • @patriciamaginnquinn6436
    @patriciamaginnquinn6436 11 месяцев назад +1

    Best show ever

  • @grimlund
    @grimlund 10 лет назад +6

    Are you from Sweden?? I love all these Johnny clips. The fireman and the surgeon. Do you got these clips?? Jag är från Sverige. Jag vet inte om du är det.

  • @matttyree1002
    @matttyree1002 5 лет назад +4

    Nice! Excellent for ASMR

  • @vksasdgaming9472
    @vksasdgaming9472 15 дней назад

    Small numbers game:
    Johnny earns about 40 dollars from each customer and if Drebin is regular customer he informs about 30 customers in one hour. That is about 1200 dollars of income every hour. If he works seven hours (one hour goes to lunch and two coffee breaks) that means 8400 dollars every day. Even with smallest US banknote he gets 60 dollars per hour which is decent and means 420 dollars every working day.

  • @bytemuncher1
    @bytemuncher1 Месяц назад +1

    Remember when a dollar could buy something?

  • @Draugluin999
    @Draugluin999 2 года назад +4

    johnny shoeshine he'll make your shoes look like F@ckin Mirrors lol

    • @mrleedra
      @mrleedra Год назад +1

      He made a lotta money, too. Salut!

  • @brandenburg2388
    @brandenburg2388 4 месяца назад

    This guy has to be the most intelligent shoeshine boy in the world....

  • @stefannilsson6843
    @stefannilsson6843 Месяц назад +1

    Better than Siri.

  • @suffern63
    @suffern63 Месяц назад

    Johnny used to shine my shoes,can't say I ever learnt much from him but then again I am a bit of a skinflint

  • @willmoore7582
    @willmoore7582 Месяц назад

    Needless to say, when Johnny finally retired it was to the Bahamas and a swell lifestyle... 😎🏖

  • @pehash
    @pehash 27 дней назад

    80's ChatGPT

  • @edwinrodeo
    @edwinrodeo Год назад +1

    Snitch brings stitches..

  • @captainkirk4519
    @captainkirk4519 Месяц назад

    Police Squad was MILES better better than the Naked Gun movies that followed.

  • @foff4446
    @foff4446 5 лет назад +4

    Lolll im dying

  • @zztops4504
    @zztops4504 Год назад +2

    Wikijohnny

  • @kiddetroit8403
    @kiddetroit8403 9 дней назад

    Sally Decker that's another story

  • @vadimkrylov
    @vadimkrylov Год назад +1

    Johnny the Google

  • @sachakeys134
    @sachakeys134 2 года назад +5

    instead of Google it should be jhongle but it sounds a bit rude😂

  • @dionjaywoollaston1349
    @dionjaywoollaston1349 10 месяцев назад

    Every good cop has a snitch or two

  • @sgt.thundercok4704
    @sgt.thundercok4704 Месяц назад +2

    I don't like a person that doesn't get this humor.

  • @maxyar0n
    @maxyar0n 5 месяцев назад +1

    Where the hell are the subtitles ?!?!?!?

  • @user-io6pj8bz8h
    @user-io6pj8bz8h Год назад +2

    Hahaha

  • @JohnJohansen2
    @JohnJohansen2 Год назад +1

    😆👍

  • @annointed1636
    @annointed1636 2 года назад +1

    Hahahaha 🤣🤣

  • @fakeaccount5888
    @fakeaccount5888 Год назад +1

    🤣

  • @mattsan70
    @mattsan70 27 дней назад

    Johnny, who will win the 2024 vote?

  • @QuantumDude24
    @QuantumDude24 8 месяцев назад +1

    Google search’s from jonny

  • @Hyperslob
    @Hyperslob Год назад +1

    😂

  • @danajoseph6705
    @danajoseph6705 Год назад

    HAAAAAAAAAA!

  • @FileForename
    @FileForename 5 месяцев назад

    LOL

  • @christophersewell3522
    @christophersewell3522 2 года назад

    Saw intercome

  • @7errafirma
    @7errafirma Месяц назад

    Is Johnny omniscient?

  • @crypastesomemore8348
    @crypastesomemore8348 2 года назад +17

    “Existential being” is a redundancy, not to mention that an “anthropomorphic deity” would also qualify as an “existential being.” Johnny needs to brush up a bit on his theology.

    • @vijayvijay4123
      @vijayvijay4123 Год назад

      @@Amenomihashira 🤔🙄😳

    • @lowhp_comic
      @lowhp_comic Год назад +2

      Maybe he means one that is a being that exists in the world in a form we do not know/comprehend, all we know is that it "exists", while the others are animal god's like Hinduism or Egyptian

    • @jmackmcneill
      @jmackmcneill Год назад +2

      "being" can also mean "existing". In this context used specifically because of the proximity of the philosopical adjective "existential", which ironically has noting to do with existing.
      "Are you talking Existential (adjective, derived from Existentialism) Being (adverb, derived from "to be")?"
      You could also use the formation: "An Existential Being",
      meaning a being that conforms to the theories described in Existentialism, similar to the concept of a "Rational Actor" from Economics, or the "Philosophical Zombie" used to advocate for the existence of souls.

    • @jmackmcneill
      @jmackmcneill Год назад +6

      @@Amenomihashira I think we are talking "OP does not know the correct meaning of 'Existential' ".

    • @guilirio
      @guilirio Год назад +9

      its a joke relax

  • @deanhankio6304
    @deanhankio6304 2 года назад +1

    this is NOT like a Netflix serie

    • @teacherfromthejungles6671
      @teacherfromthejungles6671 Год назад

      Netflix will eventually give you a brain cancer. Better unsubscribe from that service...

  • @alexanderzerka8477
    @alexanderzerka8477 Год назад +19

    I thought this was going to be bizarre slapstick stoner humor for hippies and the immature like Airplane, but I was pleasantly surprised that this was actually very amusing.

    • @teacherfromthejungles6671
      @teacherfromthejungles6671 Год назад +1

      your mom was immature when she raised you. Airplane is a disaster movies parody. this one is a cop series parody. if it's something out of your tastes, it doesn't make it iMmAtUrE

    • @dudududu1926
      @dudududu1926 Год назад +1

      Airplane are for hippies?

    • @loulimibarney3435
      @loulimibarney3435 7 месяцев назад +1

      I’m worried if you’re supposed to be the example of a"mature" person.

  • @user-xq8mk5qu8n
    @user-xq8mk5qu8n 3 месяца назад +1

    Garbage. Zero interest.

  • @dxcpt
    @dxcpt Год назад +1

    Good o'l Johnny Google

  • @Ahuntrgw2013
    @Ahuntrgw2013 Год назад +1

    🤣