@@danstan4080 There's no need to get that organized, that would just cause the public image of what's otherwise a noble movement to become tainted by an annoying community with a bad reputation.
To play with friends without paying: 1. Join the same community group 2. open lobby to steam group 3. join lobby by group 4. start cheating without getting kicked
okay okay okay......... the title really confused me i thought you both are gonna cheat but no its only haix because how is it possible to kill people when you dont have an eye? (vision assist)
they made csgo free not only to expand their playerbase, but also it helps prime servers with hackers, as hackers are going to play the free version if they can, and there'd be no point in buying prime everytime while before they'd have to buy the whole game but why spend money when you can just not.
4 года назад
Ur dumb, there are still to this day a SHIT ton of legit hackers on prime
@ No shit, theres no surefire way to fix that but it helps, I'm pretty clearly just stating that it helps with the hacker problem, and it's obviously not going to be a surefire way to prevent any hackers, you're unbelievably simple-minded for even THINKING that anyone would genuinely believe that. Especially with a system such as prime matchmaking.
It's for this reason that i think they should've considered adding a killcam to competitive when making it free to play. Csgo already had a hacker issue and now you make it inconsequential to lose an account
Its good when the hacker is in your team and then in other team a hacker joins and at the end of a match hackers 1v1 each other to see who has better hacks its so good to watch
Yes, On first experience on new accounts is full of cheaters. But once you hit Rank 12 - 20. You'll see about 1 - 2 cheaters playing on either teams. And rank 25 - 30 = no cheaters.
remember trust factor also considers steam accounts. So the age of the account, the amount of hours and other games will also determine your trust factor. You guys are playing on probably brand new accounts with only CS installed and less the an hour in the game no shit you people will have low trust factor. This video isn't representative for all new players experiences.
It actually is dont be in denial. My friend who has 5 plus years of experience with his account and only started playing csgo because it went free still encountered blatant wall hacks. And its disgusting how easy it is to download hacks and just easily turn on and off wallhacks in game
They gave it to the people who bought the game so hackers have to pay 20 dollars for prime or can just hack against other hackers and see who comes on top
MM is a bit safer, but There are still hackers because EVERY ACOUNT that have the game, haves prime so cheaters can buy those acounts and cheat on prime
Everyone hates on valve for the flood of cheaters, when we need to focus more hate on the slimy nerds that are cheating in the first place. We need the Portugal Police!
Icelick only issue with hating cheaters is that here’s so many of them. At least a third of the csgo players online right now are cheating. It was bad before f2p and valve barely did anything to help with it, making it f2p was just a marketing scheme
i would say, that this outro is the best satire for valve ever. "the state of csgo f2p is very fucked. it's not good. there's so many cheaters BUT IT'S NICE WEATHER HERE"
So the U.S can program a fire wall to block Chinese or Russian hack attacks and that would take years to crack it but we can’t make a anti cheat good enough to stop hackers from cheating in game :v
![Tee Grizzley - Blow for Blow (feat. J. Cole) [Official Video]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/wNLN5xsx5dc/mqdefault.jpg)
ME AND PAPA'S CHANNEL RELEASE IN 2 DAYS! SUBSCRIBE RIGHT NOOOOOW!!!! ruclips.net/channel/UCqck1kDsBbrlKWHGRsk7dbQ 😂😂
awesome!
i see you in malt6a
U are the bes m8
Wait... its free... WHAT
GAY
"Your account does not meet the requirements to add friend."
Just like real life
*then log off :)*
username checks out
You need to pay 5$ before getting a friend what is this EA??
lol
i added my friend by joining a danger zone and finding them and click add friend
Anomaly: *Buys 200$ worth of cases*
Also anomaly: *Doesnt want to spend 5$*
SimplySam cauz after spending 200€ he doesn’t have any money
SimplySam lmao
why are you furry
hes broke
@@pongopea Hey sorry for the delay of replying but wydm
Portugal Strike Cheater Offensive
Xd
Portugal Police
@@Gamer12PT acalmate rapaz, não sabes que isso é apenas uma piada? Acho que é melhores veres youtubers pg clean
@Frosty SHDW Ainda bem que não sou o unico
@@Gamer12PT boa tarde?? Ahahah
Make a series baning cheaters in free to play and call it "Portugal police"!
how bout make this global team and eliminate all cheaters make a clan maybe
@@danstan4080 There's no need to get that organized, that would just cause the public image of what's otherwise a noble movement to become tainted by an annoying community with a bad reputation.
So bully hunters but cheat hunters?
Netflix Approved
i dont get it
I honestly think that this cheat police idea is so fucking cool. Im looking forward to seeing another video of this kind. Keep it up! :^)
well atleast its better than bully hunters
oof
make it a netflix series Xdddd
Too bad
6:09 leaked picture of anomaly
LMFAO
It looks like GabeN
69
Please make this into a series.
PORTUGAL POLICE SQUAD
And when playong T it is PORTUGAL TERRORIST SQUAD
What does it meaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan?
Im fucking portuguese
When playing on t's its Bruno de carvalho and Pedro dias ( Portugal terrorists
nao, por amor de deus
Send this to valve so you can be real portugal police
I guess us portuguese also have the tendency to put Poland as a troll country for fake profiles, soooooo, well memeded mah friennd
explain what's this new meme about Portugal pls I'm lost lmao
@@REALazu Watch "Matchmaking Highlights with Anomaly 2" where he starts with explaining his Laryngitis
almost 5 years, jeez how time flies
me: * remembers old cs *
me: * crying *
upd. wow, how many likes, thx
Come back to CS 1.6. Great community.
Old cs still active
I still play CS1.6 and CSCZ to this day
@@Marta1Buck i mean a 2014-2015 cs, it was great :c
CS GO: 2014-2015 RIP. BEST YEARS OF THIS GAME. ESL ONE WITH VIRTUS PRO AND NAVI. I CRI EVRYTIM
It’s just their gaming chair
Bad
and good headphones :)
and gaming socks
And gaming deodorant
And gaming eyes
4:38 *i dont feel so good*
That's a good joke
Mr stark
1:42 my student life
That's legendary
You have 69 likes so I'm not gonna like it
Someone ruined it
Cheater Strike Global Aimbot *👌*
And where is Wallhackz? Lol
Valve Adores Cheats: The game
Susan Wojcicki wait Susan I thought you were busy Demonetizing Pewdiepie, wtf are you doing here?
I agree
siggma looking if I can demonetize Anomaly
*Plot twist* They were all just really good Russian players.
> good
> russian
Pick one
I think the aimware guy is legit.
the first guy that they kicked was Polish ;)
Yeah man. It's probably just every Russin pro who now makes some smurf Accounts.
They dont cheat. They all ESL!!!!
Artyom??? * *gets Metro 2033 flashbacks* *
My name is artyom
Every slav in 1 faktilion km radius: *IS THAT A BORIS THE SUPERSLAV AKA THE SHASHLIK KING REFERENCE?*
Only metro fans will understand.....
@@lukkruk6904 komrade kat
Fr
I found a free to play game with 9 cheaters
Real MoopDoop it’s like a Malignancy, it’s Grows and Grows until it encompasses all of non-prime.
To play with friends without paying:
1. Join the same community group
2. open lobby to steam group
3. join lobby by group
4. start cheating without getting kicked
@piesek how?
Doesn't work anymore
Use friendcode in game and instead add u Just invite your friend
@@echoraze2849 it does work
Can someone explain in detail?
CSGO's F2P Servers are HVH Servers sponsored by Valve
Lama143 never Ever vac.......AND YOU KNOW.
Don't pretend that you don't love the Russian free to play update
Communism, everyone shares CS
Mr_Pike х
Don't pretend that *we* don't love the Russian free to play update
8:06
...
He's moon walk--
*OMG ITS MICHAEL JAKSON*
Cringe
@@aa-vg6rn fuck off
cringe
@@daeusuntpinza1296 esti cringe frate
2:28 that *yEeT* was depressing
hahahahhaha
When Anomaly is faster than VAC
4:37
That's only kicking tho not banning lmao
Oh the days when reporting did some minuscule bit of help
okay okay okay......... the title really confused me
i thought you both are gonna cheat
but no its only haix because how is it possible to kill people when you dont have an eye? (vision assist)
@@Milo-xb3gj is this suppose to bait me into a r/woooosh?
@@Milo-xb3gj if not can you tell me what is wrong in that comment?
@@Milo-xb3gj nO PortugaL
@@Milo-xb3gj mazais puika
@@Milo-xb3gj toxicccc
4:45 official Portugal police siren
they made csgo free not only to expand their playerbase, but also it helps prime servers with hackers, as hackers are going to play the free version if they can, and there'd be no point in buying prime everytime while before they'd have to buy the whole game but why spend money when you can just not.
Ur dumb, there are still to this day a SHIT ton of legit hackers on prime
@ No shit, theres no surefire way to fix that but it helps, I'm pretty clearly just stating that it helps with the hacker problem, and it's obviously not going to be a surefire way to prevent any hackers, you're unbelievably simple-minded for even THINKING that anyone would genuinely believe that. Especially with a system such as prime matchmaking.
@@spencerpofahl8116 you get prime for reaching level 21
I'm Portuguese bro. Love from portugal 🇵🇹 ❤️
carralho
Ahahah yha mano
Francisco Ferreira yes Portugal
Are you Portugal police tho
Kd meu ouro???
Kkkkjkjkk
"We are like Portugal Police!"
Me: Bom trabalho rapazes. Marcelo está convosco
What it mean? Bro?
It's for this reason that i think they should've considered adding a killcam to competitive when making it free to play. Csgo already had a hacker issue and now you make it inconsequential to lose an account
*Portugal Police Academy: Cybercrime Gaming Division the Movie*
Why Portugal?
jako Polak jestem dumny z przedstawicieli mojego narodu
Szukałem polskiego komentarza, bo też zdawało mi się, że ten nick taki jakiś polski.
Jatez
+rep
XD
Witam
PP is portugal police
Sooooooo
I love pp
XD Im from Portugal reeeee
Potato
Batata
Devolve o ouro então >:)
@@cauegabriel2009 Então são uma colonia
8:08 my favourite part in this video hahha
o m g
when I saw the red text for perm ban the only brain cell I have was saying:
ladies and gentleman, *we gotem*
There is a website which generates you Steam accounts. After you get banned it literally takes you ~15 minutes to cheat in competitive again
The funniest part of this is that there are real threads on cs:go forum where people claim VAC is efficient
if you are the police then overwatch is the military
As a portuguese guy, i am very proud of anomaly xD 🇵🇹
same
Brings a smile to my face everytime we get recognized
Same
True, caralhoouuu.
pt? you mean PP xD (Portugal Police)
0:19 Haix cant pronounce CSGO confirmed
alot of games are free to play, but only csgo has so many cheaters. VAC is one of the worst anti cheats I know, but Valve just adds skins.
@orghwequgtb9e pirhjgi0shrgwr90ge people just like to bash on valve just to ride the hate bandwagon
Martinez Albert it’s not riding a band wagon, if you genuinly think that VAC is a good anticheat, you’re so fucking dumb
Jason Liu lmao Ik I can make hacks for vac with barely any knowledge of game hacking
@@piradex6871 im not saying that it is. Lol
@orghwequgtb9e pirhjgi0shrgwr90ge He was using a public cheat xd
Every time I see that moment when the cheater gets almost instantly kicked, I will always smile... always
yes portugal
yes
yes
why is Portugal a meme now?
8:12 omfg that was so good 😂😂👌🏼👌🏼
yea xd
😂😂😂👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻😂😂😂😂👌🏻
Im portuguese and police here is called either PSP or GNR . you are welcome.
or bófia xd
Or PJ
Or pepes small dong
Playstation Portable
bro, ainda nao percebi a puta da piada deles tipo ._.
He doesn't know yet.
He doesn't know how will CS2 look like.
**Only queue office and dust**
>Get's office
>Complains
Again, where is my notification squad?
here
here daddy
yo daddy
How can you be part of a squad if you don’t leave your house
Im here brother
Its good when the hacker is in your team and then in other team a hacker joins and at the end of a match hackers 1v1 each other to see who has better hacks its so good to watch
*The CS:GO Police has arrived* PogU
You should make a series baning cheaters in free to play and it can called portugal police or something :~)
PortuPolice
ur picture ahhahahahah pls tell me how to get that
@@prodac1d copy paste baby
Looking forward to the "Billy jeans" anomaly remix
I played a Comp game in Dust 2, there were no cheaters.....
TOP 10 EVENTS SCIENTISTS CAN'T EXPLAIN
Edit: On a new account with no prime status
Holy sh......
I've hardly played against cheaters even without Prime
@@Primis1 me too. I barely found a cheater on my first month.
Yes, On first experience on new accounts is full of cheaters.
But once you hit Rank 12 - 20.
You'll see about 1 - 2 cheaters playing on either teams.
And rank 25 - 30 = no cheaters.
I want anomaly singing a whole mical jakson song
4:45 NKVD executes some bread stealer 1930 colorized
Masha Malysheva o you know what’s his crosshair?
Tip: go into a community server with your friends and you can add them withou spending money
Brady Westerhaus really ?
Can you please tell me how
As in , step by step tutorial pretty please? :)
Just spend 5 dollars during christmas sale wtf
@@jaroslavjancik349 I mean or you could spend 0 and spend like 10 seconds finding a server adding each other then leaving
Only has dust 2 and office in match pool.
"Oh no, it's office!"
remember trust factor also considers steam accounts.
So the age of the account, the amount of hours and other games will also determine your trust factor. You guys are playing on probably brand new accounts with only CS installed and less the an hour in the game no shit you people will have low trust factor. This video isn't representative for all new players experiences.
trust factor is alot more awful and generic than u think it is
I have a 15 year old account with nearly 7k hours and 100 games and take the game very seriously and I have low trust factor. Shits broken
Also they have been teamkilling so chanse is higher of getting cheaters
It actually is dont be in denial. My friend who has 5 plus years of experience with his account and only started playing csgo because it went free still encountered blatant wall hacks. And its disgusting how easy it is to download hacks and just easily turn on and off wallhacks in game
NinjapowerMS dark aim been giving free walls for years
WINNER WINNER PORTUGAL POLICE-DINNER!!
5:34 *i rashan fedaration i dont speak english* XD
btw thanks for the likes :)
absolute gold
I guess we are going back to Counter Blox: Roblox offensive
NO
CSS👋👋👍
WHat WaS tHe PoInt OF pRiME iF thEy AdDeD iT fOR eVeyoNE?
For people to experience playing online csgo
They gave it to the people who bought the game so hackers have to pay 20 dollars for prime or can just hack against other hackers and see who comes on top
@@Ausgebombt-x6n RiGht
MM is a bit safer, but There are still hackers because EVERY ACOUNT that have the game, haves prime so cheaters can buy those acounts and cheat on prime
tO maKe MOre M0NeH
Man, Sub-Zero was such a fun map for deathmatch. My heart will be warm enough after listening to Anomaly scream "GET F***ED!" to cheaters 😄
I watched 2 min ad just for Anomaly
It does nothing
@@zmatskuvwi7087 But still I did it for Anomaly...
I'm glad i'm Portuguese caralho xd
Brasil > Portugal
@@thepedrorriva Portugal > PASSA A CARTEIRA CARALHO xD (Brasil)
Ganda orgulho termos este gajo na policia
@@ALEXjma kk
Me too
When Haix said he hadn’t money to spend 5 dollars on steam because he needed to buy breads make me sad
I hope you know it was a joke
8:12
cant believe roblox csgo is much safer lmaoo
*edit:* *tHaNkS* *fOr* *LiKeS* *bTw*
It's not
But I'm spin bot in roblox
you can only wallhack in Roblox CSGO
@@charlydiaz3132 send me
@@karmenkrma HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA LOL OMG LMAAAAOOOOO HAH XDXD LOLOOLO
back in the days where reporting them actually gets them banned in the current game
8:26 France in nutshell
wtf
@@daemonmx_ ww2
BlastedFX hahahahaha triggered
Lmao goude baille
Wait... Is that joke still funny?
3:49 the Russian kid has some popular Russian music in the back round called Big Baby Tape-Gimme the loot why didn’t I notice it earlier
The portugal police ahahahahahah
Hug from portugal for u and papa
Why everyone is mentioning portugal? (I'M NOT A CS GO PLAYER)
@@anyaforger8409 it's a running joke of anomaly one video they made a joke about Portugal and it just became a meme for this channel
@@lightbearer1550 cool I'm from Portugal lol
@@anyaforger8409 because Portugal its a grait countri
Free to play makes the game feel like csgo anymore its full of shit in non prime
8:11 Best M'Jacksson cover
F2p CS:GO was a mistake...-
Gaben
Everyone hates on valve for the flood of cheaters, when we need to focus more hate on the slimy nerds that are cheating in the first place. We need the Portugal Police!
Icelick only issue with hating cheaters is that here’s so many of them. At least a third of the csgo players online right now are cheating. It was bad before f2p and valve barely did anything to help with it, making it f2p was just a marketing scheme
they're eternal virgins to be exact
What do u want to do about it lol?
No. VAC needs a damn update.
Worst thing about it is that I only got headshots and everyone said "Nice aim bro" and i was like "Duh my cheat on my main acc??"
"permenantly got like no access to CS:GO steam"
i have made like 20 comp games and have seen like 30 cheaters
The hacking situation is getting better i gatta say i habent seen one yet
TUGA CARALHO PORTUGAL
Portugal Caralho
Portugal é forte
ANDA CARALHOOOP XD
Brasil é mais kkkskksjshaushsususushsu
A dublagem de Portugal é um lixo em dragon ball z
PORTUGALLLL POLICEEEEEEE 🇵🇹🇵🇹🇵🇹🇵🇹🇵🇹🇵🇹🇵🇹❤️
GNR
GNR
GOE nessa merda
they literally should hire csgo mods, who can ban cheaters ingame
Risky because some mods can just become power hungry and just ban people just because.
@@miru1781 Or just *MAKE VAC GREAT AGAIN*
@@Dave_tda18 it was never great
@@miru1781 that's true. But they should hire mods who are vac approved or something. But it'll still be hard to bring this idea to life
0:43 ANOMALY EMAIL ADDRESS LEAKED REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Email him with random fakpost XD
HAAC = Haix and Anomaly Anticheat
HAAC make it short
HACK**
Hax
aaa
i would say, that this outro is the best satire for valve ever.
"the state of csgo f2p is very fucked. it's not good. there's so many cheaters BUT IT'S NICE WEATHER HERE"
Bring haix and anomaly to portulgal
pierro hahahah
We Portuguese are being recognized lately, haha.
E q é memo
Thats not how it is, its Eu como pila ocasionalmente
@@DanielSilva-cr9ef ok, bom saber
angolano
Thats a nice prof image you got there
So the U.S can program a fire wall to block Chinese or Russian hack attacks and that would take years to crack it but we can’t make a anti cheat good enough to stop hackers from cheating in game :v
Anomaly, you have to visit Portugal.
Here, in Porto, é do caralhão mesmo.
Vila real krl
TDS 20 lisboaaa
Make 8:11 into a real extended mix
Ookoo
Valve should add a system that if your ip account gets banned 3 times, it's an ip ban
2:27 you killed andreiciobanu a romanian guy xD
gae
8:12 why do i like this part so much? :O
So you don't know Michael Jackson,right?
Maybe they made CSGO free because they are releasing a new cs
Valves not making any more games to. Lazy
they just released artifact...... you blind?@@efaniel8937
I'd be pissed. My 5k inventory would be worth 50 bucks.
@@realEchoz sell sell selllllll
Echoz weird flex but ok
8:11 i love your beatboxing anomaly
2:35 andrei.ciobanu.03 isn't russia ,he is ROMANIAN
Mâine revelion cu Dan negru nu? Sau ești smeker și nu îl faci cu el?
mor)
@@EX-nn1bx sunt la munteee
@@PINK-cw5iu nu muri xd
oof
No one:
My heart when my crush texts me: 4:47
cant relate
Relatable
Analmolly not realising that you might not pay Steam money but you pay with your sanity