NORTH AMERICAN MATCHMAKING EXPERIENCE (USA SERVERS)

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  • Опубликовано: 8 янв 2025
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  • @hornattila
    @hornattila 4 года назад +4052

    USA servers: 90% racist people
    EU servers: russians deepthroating their mics

  • @milannn.t
    @milannn.t 4 года назад +2126

    "Where are you from?"
    England, America!
    "Who is your president?"
    Michael Jordan

    • @thenotorious6913
      @thenotorious6913 4 года назад +2

      lololo ti si pratio moju mim stranicu @vukovi.mimovi

    • @milannn.t
      @milannn.t 4 года назад +2

      @@thenotorious6913 Bruh... Da

    • @象
      @象 4 года назад +1

      @@thenotorious6913 jebote ti si isto iz hrvatske brate

    • @aleksandarradic1794
      @aleksandarradic1794 4 года назад +2

      @@象 au pa ti se bodes

    • @maaz451
      @maaz451 4 года назад +7

      No it is "England America"

  • @imerence6290
    @imerence6290 4 года назад +11213

    Make this a series. Call it Csgo world tour and connect to different region's servers every other episode. Also, use a server picker.

    • @jorky9314
      @jorky9314 4 года назад +169

      Imerence or CSGO Global Offensive

    • @louisee3174
      @louisee3174 4 года назад +19

      Oh shit

    • @Prinkoman
      @Prinkoman 4 года назад +27

      Thats would be sick

    • @domxxy4898
      @domxxy4898 4 года назад +34

      Australia next

    • @bra7original
      @bra7original 4 года назад +14

      server picker's patched

  • @lkg972
    @lkg972 4 года назад +4214

    Imagine a silver game, being destroyed by "Pedro Alvarez", a brand new account with 250 ping, going 27 - 7

    • @ashtar3876
      @ashtar3876 4 года назад +54

      Lol

    • @C.A._Old
      @C.A._Old 4 года назад +9

      no he is not worst ever

    • @hugowinnberg
      @hugowinnberg 4 года назад +14

      Kinda sad ngl

    • @sirterrabite1112
      @sirterrabite1112 4 года назад +72

      reported for walling aim assist and other external hacks owh ye also griefing

    • @thepissedoffcombinesoldier7853
      @thepissedoffcombinesoldier7853 3 года назад +3

      I’d call hax honestly I’m a massive retard when it comes to EU players. =u=

  • @CryptomGaming
    @CryptomGaming 4 года назад +734

    " What rank are you? *I'm silver elite* "
    understandable.

    • @craftah
      @craftah 4 года назад

      fdt acab

  • @nickyt-officialchannel7752
    @nickyt-officialchannel7752 4 года назад +2784

    I can only imagine HaiX on US servers screaming in Russian.

    • @ryfyyt171
      @ryfyyt171 4 года назад +9

      NIckYT - Official channel yup

    • @PierreDolas
      @PierreDolas 4 года назад +4

      CYKA BLYAT!!

    • @seanturpin3646
      @seanturpin3646 4 года назад +81

      All the Americans would mock his accent and just yell "he's a filthy commie!!!" and then a "USA USA" chant would start

    • @Goisima
      @Goisima 4 года назад +16

      That would be a banger of a video lol

    • @sn1ky420
      @sn1ky420 4 года назад +8

      BLYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT

  • @dx3av32
    @dx3av32 4 года назад +367

    Anomaly:has a sponsor from nordVPN
    Also anomaly:uses expressVPN

  • @joshuabudiarto5036
    @joshuabudiarto5036 4 года назад +2421

    Anomaly: Why are Americans so racist
    Also anomaly while playing with raad: Of course you have the bomb raad what a suprise

    • @filip7471
      @filip7471 4 года назад +167

      and saying shalom whenever something has a big nose :D

    • @bitterjames
      @bitterjames 4 года назад +54

      dont forget the daily joke about circumcision

    • @ДжекобЖако
      @ДжекобЖако 4 года назад +3

      ржунимагу 😂

    • @arsenvarelis2676
      @arsenvarelis2676 4 года назад +35

      @s4m_sk you have never joined a server in balkans

    • @deadaccount4123
      @deadaccount4123 4 года назад +53

      im american and i got into a middle eastern game and they just kept saying the fuckin n word over and over lmao

  • @bloodkharlosu7262
    @bloodkharlosu7262 4 года назад +3282

    anomaly: 250 ping wtf
    Venezuela player: oh nice inter today

    • @MisoElEven
      @MisoElEven 4 года назад +78

      Venezuela? I think they would thank god for something to eat :D

    • @kruegersix
      @kruegersix 4 года назад +34

      this is american joke i do not understand

    • @thefloppafanatic3450
      @thefloppafanatic3450 4 года назад +2

      as part european and part venezualian i should have laughed so hard

    • @Valesteam
      @Valesteam 4 года назад +9

      Wtf that isnt funny

    • @melutox
      @melutox 4 года назад +4

      Most fucking accurate comment ever.

  • @outsider_in
    @outsider_in 4 года назад +1712

    American person: * lives anywhere in america *
    Anomaly: "Rjeprjesent." 👌🤙🖖✌

    • @j0nvi1
      @j0nvi1 4 года назад +18

      Rjeprjesent

    • @sappmull1966
      @sappmull1966 4 года назад +4

      Rjeprjesent

    • @DB-eh5bs
      @DB-eh5bs 4 года назад +2

      Rjeprjesent

    • @mafiozo.4270
      @mafiozo.4270 4 года назад +2

      Rjeprjesent

    • @petrel1562
      @petrel1562 4 года назад +10

      Sorry to sound ignorant but what is the actual joke??

  • @HaiX
    @HaiX 4 года назад +615

    Oh Lord...

  • @ptttak7167
    @ptttak7167 4 года назад +1879

    "where r u from"
    "not mexico"
    k imma start using this reply from now on

    • @vladimiradidas1945
      @vladimiradidas1945 4 года назад +34

      i mean he ain't wrong tho...

    • @sarinns
      @sarinns 4 года назад +1

      Ain't no Speedy González ayayay!.

    • @mythkek8043
      @mythkek8043 4 года назад +4

      Pretty racist

    • @fuju7871
      @fuju7871 4 года назад +41

      @@mythkek8043 it is homophobic to say that you aren't homosexual

    • @kersenify
      @kersenify 4 года назад +19

      @@mythkek8043 stfu

  • @niklas7835
    @niklas7835 4 года назад +493

    Him: Mentions VPN
    What I think: tOdAy's SpOnSoR iS nOrDvPn

    • @WoodiePlays
      @WoodiePlays 4 года назад +21

      That means nordvpn did a really good job in advertising and getting into your head by relating the word vpn with their brand.

    • @payc4
      @payc4 4 года назад +1

      But anomaly used express vpn :thinkingface:

    • @christianmoser7602
      @christianmoser7602 4 года назад

      @@WoodiePlays thats what i thought

    • @ledisadd
      @ledisadd 4 года назад

      Same lol

    • @muhaw2425
      @muhaw2425 4 года назад

      This meme is not approved by knuckles. *he puked*

  • @solemns
    @solemns 4 года назад +952

    next matchmaking experience: "China matchmaking experience"

    • @Spectru91
      @Spectru91 4 года назад +8

      china nr. 1🤣🤣🤣

    • @KingKhan-gz6db
      @KingKhan-gz6db 4 года назад +29

      I play in it every day just people shouting and hacking no difference

    • @cyruscheng5784
      @cyruscheng5784 4 года назад +15

      They’re all hackers

    • @ogorkiszony_
      @ogorkiszony_ 4 года назад

      Pakistan

    • @Hoffenberg187
      @Hoffenberg187 4 года назад

      But he travels to china and the enemies are students who protest

  • @mondesu4443
    @mondesu4443 4 года назад +748

    Anomaly: in USA everyone is really racist
    Me: Laughs in SEA server

    • @steve8D
      @steve8D 4 года назад +40

      USA is way worse, especially when you understands every word that comes out of their mouth, in SEA you dont have to try to understand Indonesian or Mandarin

    • @Jason-eb7gf
      @Jason-eb7gf 4 года назад +55

      Lived in vietnam and moved to US, can confirm that US is really more toxic

    • @jeremias-serus
      @jeremias-serus 4 года назад +3

      richmond narag shut up abo

    • @Vantlash56
      @Vantlash56 4 года назад +18

      @@jeremias-serus what the fuck is your username, it literally draws a line on my monitor

    • @jeremias-serus
      @jeremias-serus 4 года назад +3

      @@Vantlash56 yes it will do that

  • @Hungeryan
    @Hungeryan 4 года назад +2054

    Warowl: Finally gets Global in his SoloQ account.
    Europeans: Ah, finally. You got to *DMG*

    • @wolx3226
      @wolx3226 4 года назад +95

      Let's be realistic, he will never get Global in SoloQ

    • @allanle3125
      @allanle3125 4 года назад +33

      @@wordscrambled I agree all the major winners except cloud9 sucks

    • @mikeoxlong8210
      @mikeoxlong8210 4 года назад

      @@allanle3125 you meant c9 ?

    • @allanle3125
      @allanle3125 4 года назад +3

      @@mikeoxlong8210 Yes sawy

    • @CopeDnD
      @CopeDnD 4 года назад +16

      EU players are ass at csgo we just got hella toxicity.

  • @saggygthagoat1766
    @saggygthagoat1766 4 года назад +1478

    Anomaly: everyone in america is very racist
    Also Anomaly: Plays in a Texan server on low trust factor

    • @jorky9314
      @jorky9314 4 года назад +64

      SaggyGThaGOAT as someone who’s visited you guys, I’d say america is far more racist than NZ lmao

    • @7ashby690
      @7ashby690 4 года назад +8

      Jorky yeah def

    • @firstname3388
      @firstname3388 4 года назад +41

      Yeah. I'm willing to be if he'd played at a higher rank he'd have found decent players, not toxic noobs. It's the same here in the UK, just angry racist Russians instead.

    • @hahah17
      @hahah17 4 года назад +20

      @@firstname3388 a lot of us still say racist shit in high ranks its just how csgo works here

    • @jakovkrejakovic3113
      @jakovkrejakovic3113 4 года назад +4

      on texas server where they burn witches

  • @cole1648
    @cole1648 4 года назад +452

    Anomaly: Plays in US East at 8 AM in the lowest rank in the game and non-prime
    Players: cheating and being racists and are bad
    Anomaly: surprised pikachu face

    • @Zazye.
      @Zazye. 4 года назад +15

      Coli yeah just admit that us servers are shit

    • @johnyrollerr2479
      @johnyrollerr2479 4 года назад +3

      also Texas servers xd

    • @sahrasouly9997
      @sahrasouly9997 4 года назад +7

      It is like that at any time of the day even in prime, don't lie to him

    • @JazzRipHH
      @JazzRipHH 4 года назад +4

      @@Zazye. They arent that bad actually, i play on US servers and i RARELY get a toxic teammate

  • @scabbydaab9344
    @scabbydaab9344 4 года назад +234

    10/10 take Haix with you to another one of these and see how the american reacts of having a russian teamate

    • @WhoTFMadeThisChange
      @WhoTFMadeThisChange 4 года назад +12

      They will probably just buy Negevs and spray him every round like it's Cod

  • @tntony6886
    @tntony6886 4 года назад +656

    Me an American: “these matches are pretty tame actually”

    • @StaticM223
      @StaticM223 4 года назад +15

      I can agree 100%

    • @StaticM223
      @StaticM223 4 года назад +1

      @PasoFreak exactly

    • @cheemsdog7662
      @cheemsdog7662 4 года назад +26

      BryanJMoDz or you guys are very racist

    • @maaaaaap
      @maaaaaap 4 года назад +12

      @PasoFreak yes european is very bad country

    • @danielf.285
      @danielf.285 4 года назад +16

      @@maaaaaap that sentence is wrong in every way

  • @itswyvern7870
    @itswyvern7870 4 года назад +309

    Oh I can't wait to see how americans will react to the Russian Stick.

  • @ferdinandhansel3248
    @ferdinandhansel3248 4 года назад +561

    Anomaly *plays on 300 ping*
    Also anomaly: "wait how did that not hit?"

  • @Mikkel111
    @Mikkel111 4 года назад +146

    6:03 - Anomaly already getting the American vibes...

  • @fed927
    @fed927 4 года назад +86

    I've never witnessed someone with 300 ping get an ace, they're usually too busy running into a wall. Props Mr. Anomaly

  • @slusk-jocke7522
    @slusk-jocke7522 4 года назад +354

    When is "Dumb ways to play, Crazy Crosshairs Edition" coming out?

    • @unclescooot2093
      @unclescooot2093 4 года назад

      Slusk -jocke viewmodel too!

    • @pozen9905
      @pozen9905 4 года назад

      Omg yes, I cant wait if he does it, and if he does the biggest crosshair possible lmao

    • @goofy7591
      @goofy7591 4 года назад

      Slusk -jocke Dumb corsahairs arent that hard to play with... ive tried... even having no crosshair isnt that hard

  • @lakzefar449
    @lakzefar449 4 года назад +450

    *10 minutes has passed*
    Anomaly: ''So guys, thanks for watching''

    • @frazxbot7894
      @frazxbot7894 4 года назад +4

      Wtf is that prof pic bro? XD

    • @fatas9554
      @fatas9554 4 года назад +6

      @@frazxbot7894 xxxtentafreemon

    • @lakzefar449
      @lakzefar449 4 года назад +4

      Frazx Bot My dad

  • @TheSiiip
    @TheSiiip 4 года назад +828

    next matchmaking experience: "South america matchmaking experience"

    • @yikerss5447
      @yikerss5447 4 года назад +6

      Eso sería genial, solo imagina las posibilidades

    • @Spectrumlx
      @Spectrumlx 4 года назад +32

      PLEASE COME TO B R A Z I L

    • @leoooonardo
      @leoooonardo 4 года назад +2

      OHHH WILL BE A SHIT EXPERIENCE, I KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING

    • @ChaBoiNeil
      @ChaBoiNeil 4 года назад +25

      helo am from brazil i selled my wife for intornet conection

    • @mlalbaitero
      @mlalbaitero 4 года назад +1

      Does he speak spanish

  • @frosty4059
    @frosty4059 4 года назад +72

    “Oh no, you’re not no Anomaly-o” Lmao i died laughing 😂😂😂

  • @suso6425
    @suso6425 4 года назад +402

    Anomaly’s first mistake was going into Texas servers,

    • @hakaase
      @hakaase 4 года назад +15

      @Altaïr Ibn-La'Ahad no... it’s because of his trust factor. texans in my experience are very nice people

    • @josephsosa1374
      @josephsosa1374 4 года назад +4

      Seitr yup we are ,there are always some shit people everywhere

    • @suso6425
      @suso6425 4 года назад +5

      I think I found people who play on Texas servers

    • @hakaase
      @hakaase 4 года назад

      @Altaïr Ibn-La'Ahad I moved to Texas a year ago. My view is not biased.

    • @ryfyyt171
      @ryfyyt171 4 года назад

      Should of gone to Florida

  • @mexhall
    @mexhall 4 года назад +1843

    Anomaly: Wow the us is bad at cs and racist
    Also Anomaly: Plays on silver southern server at 8am

    • @zenv9180
      @zenv9180 4 года назад +61

      CS in the US is generally racist and full of incels, don't say like it's alright

    • @mexhall
      @mexhall 4 года назад +195

      @@zenv9180 you must have a low trust factor then

    • @Aureo3333
      @Aureo3333 4 года назад +76

      @zenv at least on high trust factor west coast servers i've almost never gotten racists

    • @SgtPeppersLonelyHeartsClubBand
      @SgtPeppersLonelyHeartsClubBand 4 года назад +9

      I have a high factor but I play on Silver 2 servers and they are pretty toxic for the most part, not usually racist though.

    • @stupidbuttermonkey
      @stupidbuttermonkey 4 года назад +35

      @@SgtPeppersLonelyHeartsClubBand I think that's just being in silver in general though. Once you get in higher nova ranks your teammates become better.

  • @unix8979
    @unix8979 4 года назад +480

    Anomaly: Let’s play NA!
    Me a proud Texan: YES!
    Anomaly: Let’s try Dallas
    ...you don’t know what you have done

    • @maestro8805
      @maestro8805 4 года назад +28

      Unix lol imagine being proud that you’re from texas

    • @BaconDuck
      @BaconDuck 4 года назад +25

      texas is the best state no cap

    • @metalrod
      @metalrod 4 года назад

      Can you please explain? I don't get it (please don't put me on r/woooosh)

    • @unix8979
      @unix8979 4 года назад +9

      2080TI KFC edition Texas isn’t the most... racially appreciative state

    • @wjgnkadfiawms1394
      @wjgnkadfiawms1394 4 года назад +7

      @@maestro8805 KKonaW HELL YEAH BROTHER

  • @xdxdxdxd3753
    @xdxdxdxd3753 4 года назад +228

    Ask a Danish person where he's from and he'll answer "not Sweden"

    • @sejtsagt1241
      @sejtsagt1241 4 года назад +4

      Det er ikke engang løgn

    • @axeljensen1357
      @axeljensen1357 4 года назад +1

      @@sejtsagt1241 true

    • @oppickles1358
      @oppickles1358 3 года назад

      I was your 69th like

    • @kirby1025
      @kirby1025 3 года назад +1

      Sounds like something a finnish guy would say too

  • @NeonKeksHD
    @NeonKeksHD 4 года назад +496

    Plays on Servers on the other side of the Globe.
    Anomaly: "It is so laggy!" 🤔🤔🤔

    • @cryptxanti
      @cryptxanti 4 года назад +4

      What else is he supposed to say lol

    • @jaiaq292
      @jaiaq292 4 года назад +1

      xcrypticc.- anything else?

    • @HannesBeats
      @HannesBeats 4 года назад

      I dont understand tho, why would he lag?
      Incase you're an idiot im joking

    • @chinwardarles9071
      @chinwardarles9071 4 года назад

      yea he shouldve chose an East Coast server hed probably get less than 100 ping

  • @Prexico666
    @Prexico666 4 года назад +758

    Dallas Mom: son u have 30 mins to play
    Son: mom can u pls give me 30 mins more
    mom: why
    Son: i need to find a match :(

    • @najpe8079
      @najpe8079 4 года назад

      ali jesam ja , picka mi je cupava

    • @Prexico666
      @Prexico666 4 года назад

      @@najpe8079 xD

    • @yannsylvester3680
      @yannsylvester3680 4 года назад +11

      I’m from NY and it takes 30 seconds to 1 minute to find a match

    • @salata9482
      @salata9482 4 года назад +2

      tAAArik sta treba da kazem na to

    • @najpe8079
      @najpe8079 4 года назад

      @@salata9482 neznam bgm

  • @oplkfdhgk
    @oplkfdhgk 4 года назад +546

    anomaly:plays in the lowest trust factor ever
    also anomaly:why is every one racist and why do people keep getting banned :D

    • @kikilafrite09
      @kikilafrite09 4 года назад +8

      ahah i got banned cause of my trust factor was so bad when i got lucky and hit a wallbang in lake map they tought i wallhacked . now my account fucked XDDDD

    • @lolmaker3286
      @lolmaker3286 4 года назад +2

      @@kikilafrite09 shows how trash CS:GO & Valve became

    • @TeedyX
      @TeedyX 4 года назад +2

      They're racist nevertheless, I've been always playing in US Servers and it kinda sucks most of the time (and yes I live in México, the best servers for us are the US East servers)

    • @nickknight8692
      @nickknight8692 4 года назад +2

      You act as if NA servers are never racist

    • @haus16a
      @haus16a 4 года назад +3

      its because of the new account mostly, i made a new account aswell a week ago and i get a lot of hackers in mm and deathmatch and so on

  • @wez7672
    @wez7672 3 года назад +22

    “Everyone is very racist”
    Well he’s not wrong

  • @mustra678
    @mustra678 4 года назад +273

    I would really like to see how they would react to Haix.

  • @xDevils0xzz
    @xDevils0xzz 4 года назад +197

    1:06 That free PHub for Italians hehe

  • @srknxw
    @srknxw 4 года назад +368

    Haix and America: 👏best 👏match👏
    "I don't give money to fat american"
    -haix

    • @SKiBOiDawah
      @SKiBOiDawah 4 года назад +5

      Fat Americans take money... And they attack Russia XD

    • @B-0-K-1
      @B-0-K-1 4 года назад

      Они атакуют Россию, жирные американцы

  • @jasony3426
    @jasony3426 4 года назад +13

    as a player who used to play in NA server every day to rank up in competitive, I have to say the conclusion is very true... solo queueing with no friends was very painful lol

  • @benderong4478
    @benderong4478 4 года назад +58

    Like Jeremy Clarkson said, "Everyone's very fat, everyone's very stupid and everyone's very angry."

  • @EAJR368
    @EAJR368 4 года назад +153

    Anomaly: Plays 2 games in NA "Why is everyone so toxic?"
    Me: Has 500+ hours in NA "Sounds about right"

    • @Ocaylle
      @Ocaylle 4 года назад

      Nice name

    • @thetacbac
      @thetacbac 4 года назад +2

      500+ hrs haha

    • @poppershnoz4536
      @poppershnoz4536 4 года назад

      Try 3,500 hours.

    • @EAJR368
      @EAJR368 4 года назад

      @@poppershnoz4536 Nah, I'm good. That's your choice not mine.

    • @EAJR368
      @EAJR368 4 года назад

      @@Ocaylle Thanks! I typed it myself.

  • @Stefan-vz4pm
    @Stefan-vz4pm 4 года назад +315

    Don’t play on Aussie servers, you’ll have to censor everything lmao

  • @thequietgamer1889
    @thequietgamer1889 4 года назад +297

    I live in Texas, I’m high silver, and I rarely get games like this. I guess you’re just unlucky lol. Edit:just rewatched the video and realized he was playing non prime that’s probably why he got asshole players lmao.

    • @husted5488
      @husted5488 4 года назад +4

      @Human It's satire, Anomaly has been to the US before and he knows there isn't any racism in the US. Also never take Anomaly's videos too seriously.

    • @moclan5661
      @moclan5661 4 года назад +88

      @@husted5488 "There isn't any racism in the us" you must be on crack dudr

    • @husted5488
      @husted5488 4 года назад +9

      ​@@moclan5661 Yeah I meant there isn't so much racism.

    • @moclan5661
      @moclan5661 4 года назад +41

      @@husted5488 I think there is more than in most European countries, but yeah, this video makes it look like there are only racists in the us.

    • @husted5488
      @husted5488 4 года назад +11

      @@moclan5661 Yeah, it mostly depends on where in Europe. Southern and eastern europeans tends to be a little more racist. Where as western and northern europeans tends to be more progressive, but there is still racism there too.

  • @aidandanker5890
    @aidandanker5890 4 года назад +40

    "Whats your favorite csgo american pro team?" I dont know. " Exactly, there are none" - Anomaly 2020

  • @Apotheosis..
    @Apotheosis.. 4 года назад +102

    "Queue on a server mostly Russian plays" I thought that was just normal EU MM

  • @ArctinsGaming
    @ArctinsGaming 4 года назад +793

    Anomaly joins american servers
    Gets *banned* due to toxicity

    • @curryfried4323
      @curryfried4323 4 года назад +1

      Nice channel btw🔥

    • @ArctinsGaming
      @ArctinsGaming 4 года назад +1

      @@curryfried4323 Thanks dude means a lot

    • @ArctinsGaming
      @ArctinsGaming 4 года назад +2

      @@nemanjamarkovic2444 wut lmao

    • @farraz4741
      @farraz4741 4 года назад +1

      ARCTINS - VALORANT FX your channel is Good 👍

    • @ArctinsGaming
      @ArctinsGaming 4 года назад

      @@farraz4741 Thanks dude means a lot

  • @FalcOwO
    @FalcOwO 3 года назад +2

    hes being sponsored 50000 times by nord vpn and uses express vpn
    *THE BETRAYAL*

  • @zexoq629
    @zexoq629 4 года назад +370

    The title should be: *Anomaly smurfing in North America*

    • @policies8534
      @policies8534 4 года назад +1

      Its Muffy more like lagging in North America

    • @zexoq629
      @zexoq629 4 года назад

      @@policies8534 swoosh swoosh he got like 20 fps when trying to do this lol

    • @ДжекобЖако
      @ДжекобЖако 4 года назад

      да лол

    • @brazilianman4305
      @brazilianman4305 4 года назад +1

      im american and i can say that. 1) CS isn't very big in the USA 2)No one plays legit anymore, everyone cheats, And queuing take always 20+ mins When playing ranked prime

    • @policies8534
      @policies8534 4 года назад

      Brazilian Man if you’re American why are you Brazilian man

  • @impulsiveelm1765
    @impulsiveelm1765 4 года назад +49

    Anomaly: Omg look at chat a 24 hour ban a 2 hour ban and a 30 minute ban, Jesus christ.
    Me being from Canada: that's not normal?
    7:08

  • @loltrip2741
    @loltrip2741 4 года назад +50

    "hes just appearing, i cant see him its so laggy"
    me, living in Chicago: "I cant see him, they just appearing its so laggy"

  • @cameronhosmer2864
    @cameronhosmer2864 4 года назад +1

    legit the funniest vid i've watched all week. Perfect examples of my country right now.

  • @bandito7253
    @bandito7253 4 года назад +422

    Anomaly: In Texas everyone is really racist
    Me: Laughs in Seattle

    • @onebigfatguy
      @onebigfatguy 4 года назад +39

      Truth. Good luck trying to get a decent job as a white guy there. Fuckers are so "woke" and TDS addled it's almost nausea inducing. That and pretty much the whole of eastern Washington hates King county.

    • @erdniealinik
      @erdniealinik 4 года назад +2

      Why is it also crowded with Somalians or something like in Minnesota ?

    • @onebigfatguy
      @onebigfatguy 4 года назад +2

      @@erdniealinik Couldn't really tell you. If I had to take a guess I'd say because Seattle is a major port city.

    • @fuckalex_
      @fuckalex_ 4 года назад +1

      bruh they were from the east coast how is this a texas thing

    • @7ashby690
      @7ashby690 4 года назад

      Alexoww1 texas has an eastern coast?

  • @jordanbozeman3898
    @jordanbozeman3898 4 года назад +95

    See this guy with Italian vpn on
    Everyone that knows why:
    MY MAN 💪

    • @dimitrijetrikic8193
      @dimitrijetrikic8193 4 года назад +3

      haha PH

    • @roboactive
      @roboactive 4 года назад +3

      It's free for everyone now homie

    • @tekay2228
      @tekay2228 4 года назад +1

      Roblox fr????

    • @eggnog.9741
      @eggnog.9741 4 года назад +1

      @@roboactive not any more, last time I logged on it told me it's over

    • @fxded.x8019
      @fxded.x8019 4 года назад +1

      @@tekay2228 u late af bro it's not available anymore it was on for like 3weeks or sum

  • @irshadow1777
    @irshadow1777 4 года назад +369

    Play in Asian Server and you will hear everyone cursing at each other

    • @HaikalGames
      @HaikalGames 4 года назад +17

      In foreign languages of course

    • @sibrioxako9320
      @sibrioxako9320 4 года назад +4

      especially SEA server, although i got matched up with some chinese and russians....daily, because not all people played CSGO especially in my country

    • @GoodApron
      @GoodApron 4 года назад +4

      especially russia fuck... Filipino here

    • @bigdaddybuttmaster69
      @bigdaddybuttmaster69 4 года назад +10

      @@GoodApron Bruh tbh with you filipino CSGO players are just kids.

    • @lochitha5921
      @lochitha5921 4 года назад +2

      Lol all the Indian kids, with their dlores that got duked

  • @Brokes9
    @Brokes9 4 года назад +5

    “I wonder if USA players are bad” then quenes non prime silver at 8am

  • @noobsance5807
    @noobsance5807 4 года назад +184

    Honestly, Anomaly's over here with the same PING as me, and I'm actually queuing in my region

  • @nilst347
    @nilst347 4 года назад +226

    06:03 me when I light the orphanage on fire

  • @TheChrisCross77
    @TheChrisCross77 4 года назад +150

    Anomaly! You have to try the South African Servers man. You'll get hella content.

    • @Amaannt
      @Amaannt 4 года назад +4

      Chrisjan Rebel nah South African servers are way too tame for that... The lower ranks are racist AF but after that they’re much better

    • @Iceman_41
      @Iceman_41 4 года назад

      They are the best especially non-prime they are TOXIC AF

    • @jeremias-serus
      @jeremias-serus 4 года назад +1

      Chrisjan Rebel South Africa servers are best content machines rn

    • @AlekSchultz
      @AlekSchultz 4 года назад

      I used to live in South Africa and some of those people are so funny hahaha

  • @RapunzelRed
    @RapunzelRed 3 года назад +20

    Your first mistake was q-ing for Texas. We’re not all like this promise😅

  • @SC2LuckyStrikes
    @SC2LuckyStrikes 4 года назад +23

    5 years from now: Anomaly moves to USA for real and this account becomes his main

  • @B-0-K-1
    @B-0-K-1 4 года назад +188

    Try Iran servers, mast players there, are playing cs in real life, they must be pretty skilled.

    • @YaShKa833
      @YaShKa833 4 года назад +1

      Nice joke, my друг

    • @ddd-sx7pw
      @ddd-sx7pw 4 года назад +2

      Богдан Компанець Iraq you mean?

    • @jonahv5149
      @jonahv5149 4 года назад +2

      🤣🤣🤣 They inspired the game.

    • @ReyOfLight727
      @ReyOfLight727 4 года назад +6

      They re playing on realism mode so no respawn allowed.

    • @erik4537
      @erik4537 4 года назад

      Малако?

  • @ifvta
    @ifvta 4 года назад +173

    no one:
    Swedish incognito tab: "Inkognito"

    • @boredasf3388
      @boredasf3388 4 года назад

      Its Swedish And Almost Danish

    • @zenv9180
      @zenv9180 4 года назад +5

      nobody:
      not even reddit:
      not even keanu reevess:
      (this is how retarded this sounds)

    • @dazzle8129
      @dazzle8129 4 года назад

      Lol it is danish

    • @mortyllien
      @mortyllien 4 года назад +1

      In Slovakia it's the same and I think most of the Europe

  • @liammagnifico9255
    @liammagnifico9255 4 года назад +34

    YES, please play aussie servers I want to see how they compare skill wise because I feel like oceanic players are usually pretty good. Also you might end up playing with better ping than some players cause australian internet is pretty shit lol.

    • @alexcarberry5661
      @alexcarberry5661 4 года назад +3

      Glad someone thinks this lol. Oceania players are decent even in silver, would be interesting to see that video.

    • @liammagnifico9255
      @liammagnifico9255 4 года назад +1

      @Joe Blow only an American would say something like that haha. Also, Examples?

    • @cmaxz817
      @cmaxz817 4 года назад

      @@alexcarberry5661 try a goddamn Chinese servers (Taiwanese) and you'll taste the bitterness of cheater brats there. I fking hate being matched up in Taiwanese servers. I live in SEA yet got matched in Taiwanese server which has lots of cheater brats. When I go to Australian server, damn pretty easy to play but RIP ping over 100ish sometimes

  • @jacobbukler8534
    @jacobbukler8534 4 года назад +72

    Anomaly: i feel yankee
    yellowapple: please don't say that again.

  • @saltinecracker2946
    @saltinecracker2946 4 года назад +158

    Next Video Idea: Play on Mexican servers as an “American”

    • @limitedbeast5213
      @limitedbeast5213 4 года назад +3

      Still not as bad as American server

    • @limitedbeast5213
      @limitedbeast5213 4 года назад

      @@hxpelives everyone has there opinions

    • @Ravalo354
      @Ravalo354 4 года назад +1

      most north Mexicans play on US servers soooo....

    • @ThePpMp
      @ThePpMp 4 года назад +3

      There is no such thing as a Mexican server lol.
      Do you think people on mexico go to usa server to get treated like shit and get racial slurs just for fun ?
      The only options for mexico are brazil (latino american Russian equivalent) or usa.

    • @saltinecracker2946
      @saltinecracker2946 4 года назад +1

      Doc do you seriously think all of the people playing US servers are racist against Mexicans?
      In Anamoly’s video, the racism was coming from people cheating, and usually the people are willing to pay for prime just to cheat, are the super toxic ones.

  • @jonathaneriksson1585
    @jonathaneriksson1585 4 года назад +309

    Nobody:
    Anomaly after the video starts: So BeFoRe ThE vIdEo StArTs

    • @egement45
      @egement45 4 года назад +1

      SHUT THE FUCK UP JONATHAN

    • @mskba
      @mskba 4 года назад +1

      Jonathan Eriksson he’s talking about the video content

    • @thetin5957
      @thetin5957 4 года назад +4

      How this got so many likes

    • @bengt1881
      @bengt1881 4 года назад +2

      This is kinda retardo comment

  • @paulielol2184
    @paulielol2184 3 года назад +13

    >goes to Texas
    >"Why is everyone racist?"

  • @PuipinM
    @PuipinM 4 года назад +13

    the amount of pure stereotypical americany that happened here is absolutely hilarious.

  • @skyking199
    @skyking199 4 года назад +38

    Anomaly: "Yea Dallas is litteraly in the middel of the US"
    Kansas, Nebraska, Iowa & Missouri: "am i a joke to you"

    • @XxPsykosXS
      @XxPsykosXS 4 года назад

      "IOWA"

    • @7ashby690
      @7ashby690 4 года назад +1

      Good Guy Pedro WHAT

    • @XxPsykosXS
      @XxPsykosXS 4 года назад

      @@7ashby690 "iowa"

    • @bluberri1319
      @bluberri1319 4 года назад +1

      I live in Missouri. Very dank. We got 24 hour raves here

  • @daviddukoski9023
    @daviddukoski9023 4 года назад +21

    i deadass thought he was gonna throw in a ExpressVPN ad

  • @kamenstoychev8375
    @kamenstoychev8375 4 года назад +13

    I have played on US servers as well long time ago with VPN (I'm Southern European btw), and on some matches the experience was cancerous, on the other side, there were very chill and cool people on my team and i had a good time.

    • @matthiasfoo1217
      @matthiasfoo1217 3 года назад +2

      pretty much the definition of the region
      if not really toxic, very nice

    • @rarinth
      @rarinth 2 года назад

      so you're italian

    • @biigsmokee
      @biigsmokee Год назад +1

      @@matthiasfoo1217 this is the definition of life

  • @alexanderschifter-holm6064
    @alexanderschifter-holm6064 4 года назад +52

    hallo Anomaly, just wanna say that you are a huge legend and many times when I've been sad about my life, I've always been able to see your videos and feel happy

    • @AlbertRazzer
      @AlbertRazzer 4 года назад +5

      hallo anomly. just wan saey you hoge legend many time and im sad lif. i alayws happhy you see video

    • @nomagno
      @nomagno 4 года назад +1

      @@AlbertRazzer Henlo me AlbertRazer. Me mean, me dummy, UNGA BUNGA BUNGA

  • @ivano3238
    @ivano3238 4 года назад +39

    Anomaly before week: I will not play Valorant.
    Anomaly after 2 days streaming on twithc 24/7

    • @palmtree476
      @palmtree476 4 года назад +1

      fake kwelie everyone’s gotta chase a bag my friend

    • @ivano3238
      @ivano3238 4 года назад

      @@palmtree476 xd

  • @connoreggs6823
    @connoreggs6823 4 года назад +95

    Just play mirage, there is only racist people 84% of the time. The rest are averaged at around 97% of the time.

  • @mra6549
    @mra6549 4 года назад +10

    The first guy in dm was actually kinda nice

    • @WindowsMaker02
      @WindowsMaker02 4 года назад +1

      Even if he was cheating?

    • @funkadelic8768
      @funkadelic8768 4 года назад +3

      @@WindowsMaker02 bru he was just aimboting at 8 am on an empty dm server with a guy called hitler
      whats the problem

    • @WindowsMaker02
      @WindowsMaker02 4 года назад +4

      @@funkadelic8768 he was just vibin lmao

    • @funkadelic8768
      @funkadelic8768 4 года назад

      @@WindowsMaker02 yee

  • @botfishsticks9400
    @botfishsticks9400 4 года назад +137

    Anomaly: has a small fortune in skins*
    Also anomaly: can’t afford a prime account*

  • @onlinergt1769
    @onlinergt1769 4 года назад +25

    I like how his vpn recommended Italy, and pornhub is free in Italy.
    Seems nice

    • @neotei9561
      @neotei9561 4 года назад +2

      That's his vpn history it's not recommendations

    • @t-bone9239
      @t-bone9239 4 года назад

      Pornhub was free most of the world last few weeks

  • @esmh
    @esmh 4 года назад +11

    anomaly tries asian server
    anomaly 30 minutes later : nihao guys this is anomaly from wuhan

  • @yahya3800
    @yahya3800 4 года назад +1

    We know its very bad when Anomaly censored it

  • @mattriglos819
    @mattriglos819 4 года назад +40

    If you want a true toxic experience in CS, play in Asian Server particularly South East Asian ones.

    • @stutter6239
      @stutter6239 4 года назад +1

      To a certain extent that's kinda true. But it's not that bad over here

    • @kooosggtt121
      @kooosggtt121 4 года назад +2

      @@stutter6239 hmmm yess *china*

    • @Maykil29
      @Maykil29 4 года назад +1

      Yeah try in ph

    • @dariens113
      @dariens113 4 года назад

      @@kooosggtt121 in my experience, the most toxic people in SEA is the Singaporeans. The Chinese seem pretty cool here

    • @Jacky_39
      @Jacky_39 4 года назад +2

      @@dariens113 Singaporeans and Malaysians, both sound the same and they usually have a full team of racists, been playing on SEA servers alot and it's tiring 😂 they're all the same

  • @thezuccubus
    @thezuccubus 4 года назад +111

    I've literally never run into anyone like these people in my time playing, where are you finding these boys?

    • @aidenpeltier786
      @aidenpeltier786 4 года назад +11

      The Zuccubus the south

    • @shawnbrown8791
      @shawnbrown8791 4 года назад +1

      Fr I play east and there not like this occasionally u get toxic people

    • @hkhkhnmmnlkyyutuytu
      @hkhkhnmmnlkyyutuytu 4 года назад

      play on casual or deathmatch and I meet em all the time, but it's all in good fun and no one takes it seriously

    • @chadlee3401
      @chadlee3401 4 года назад +1

      I am on the east coast and there are no players as toxic as the ones shown in the video.

    • @recknez-5228
      @recknez-5228 4 года назад

      Becuse you are the one doing it yes :)

  • @leky_82
    @leky_82 4 года назад +4

    *Anomalys VPN is set to Italy*
    Me: Ah, I see you are a man of culture

  • @remiix2937
    @remiix2937 2 года назад

    enemy - i can garuntee nothign u have can beat me
    anomaly - i have coronavirus, that can beat you
    lmfao this is the kind of content i live for holy shit

  • @HueJanus69
    @HueJanus69 4 года назад +120

    “Not Mexico”
    Anomaly: how racist!

    • @graywatts14
      @graywatts14 4 года назад +8

      I thought the same thing.. also sperglord kids in silver 1 isn't America.. but whatevs lol

  • @saseore
    @saseore 4 года назад +50

    Anomlay: has vpn on Italy
    Me: oh you dirty boy

    • @proxima8743
      @proxima8743 4 года назад +2

      i don't get it :( can someone explain

    • @Loterrach
      @Loterrach 4 года назад +6

      @@proxima8743 In February or March, PornHub decided that they give a 1-month free trial for people that are from Italy. That's why he had a VPN, because he wanted a free trial on PH.

    • @proxima8743
      @proxima8743 4 года назад +2

      ً ohhh hahah thank you for explaining

    • @Loterrach
      @Loterrach 4 года назад +1

      @@proxima8743 No problem, cheers.

    • @Dzatoah
      @Dzatoah 4 года назад +1

      Not true. Pornhub give/gave Premium for everyone! xD Even Germany ( ͡◉ ͜ʖ ͡◉)

  • @kickass122112
    @kickass122112 4 года назад +6

    Anomaly: plays on American Servers
    Also Anomaly: Doesn't even get a virtual cheeseburger

  • @ПавлеЛукић
    @ПавлеЛукић 4 года назад +84

    1:07 we all know why he set to Italy

  • @norwegiangoat1456
    @norwegiangoat1456 4 года назад +26

    7:08 "Anomaly" in the background lmao

  • @PYC1337
    @PYC1337 4 года назад +6

    Kugo in EU servers: Hey! This czech guy is nice, i expected much worse!
    Anomaly:
    *Curb your enthusiasm song starts playing in the background*

  • @jameskeegan00
    @jameskeegan00 4 года назад +19

    Realises there’s a guy in lobby called hitler *laughs* RUclips - “No”

  • @amg-845
    @amg-845 4 года назад +4

    watching this video made me realize these r the type of people i play w every day lol

  • @Oli-gc4fw
    @Oli-gc4fw 4 года назад +42

    Anomaly: staying inkognito
    Also Anomaly: anomaly playing in USA steam

  • @gabrielsippel8978
    @gabrielsippel8978 4 года назад +45

    PLS play on brazilian servers, you'll discover a completely new level of racism and toxicity

    • @akaraio
      @akaraio 4 года назад +1

      most of them cant even speak english anyways

    • @erdniealinik
      @erdniealinik 4 года назад

      Why who is there to be racist aganist entire country is Hispanic

    • @JinGeese
      @JinGeese 4 года назад +3

      @@erdniealinik other Hispanics lmao

  • @Frost-ug3du
    @Frost-ug3du 4 года назад +56

    1:14
    Anermly: lets try dallas
    Payday 2 players: starts hearing AAAAAHH I NEEED A MEDIC BAAAAAGGG voices

    • @nicoromann355
      @nicoromann355 4 года назад +2

      DONACDUM

    • @spainn2246
      @spainn2246 4 года назад +1

      I NEED MY FUCKING MORPHINE

    • @afroyed3295
      @afroyed3295 4 года назад +1

      HOLY SHIT thats exactly what happened to me

    • @Payday5
      @Payday5 4 года назад +1

      AAAGHH IM DYING, SOMEBODY GOT A MEDIC BAG?

    • @simonw0131
      @simonw0131 4 года назад

      GET THE FUCK UP

  • @d3bo552
    @d3bo552 4 года назад +1

    I really like how he's complaining about lag, but that lag is better than what I play with every day

  • @RyanCVAOT
    @RyanCVAOT 4 года назад +255

    Anomaly you had Italy selected in your VPN so you could get free pornhub premium yes? ;)

    • @jonathanblack7597
      @jonathanblack7597 4 года назад +21

      isnt premium free everywhere now tho 🤔🤔

    • @shheedy
      @shheedy 4 года назад +9

      Jonathan Black he was probably using it when it was only free in Italy and forgot to change it

    • @thebearlybanana6502
      @thebearlybanana6502 4 года назад +2

      its free world wide!

    • @david25201
      @david25201 4 года назад +2

      @@mathias4381 it was only in italy when this all started soooo

    • @SuperTrooperThorny
      @SuperTrooperThorny 4 года назад +3

      @@shheedy its been free for like a year now and i would know

  • @jaeger.5045
    @jaeger.5045 4 года назад +64

    10:24 "Queue on servers where mostly russians play" *Welcome to EU servers*

    • @kamiltylus
      @kamiltylus 4 года назад

      i have almost no russians in my games, and i kinda wish i had, so i could troll with russian phrases that i learned from Anomaly himself

    • @MonoSoda-
      @MonoSoda- 4 года назад

      Just queue for germany its always overtaken by russians

    • @Otgel
      @Otgel 4 года назад

      i litteraly had an game where everyone but me was hardcore slav, 3 people in my team were blasting hardbass and the enemy team had entire lirics ready in czech, hungarian, bulgarian of russian songs. but besides that all rounds were b rushes and the chat was filled with cyka blyats

    • @jaeger.5045
      @jaeger.5045 4 года назад

      @@Otgel if i would've witnessed that i would probably take my shotgun and log out (from the earth) :)

    • @edyslavico3761
      @edyslavico3761 4 года назад +1

      Russians in high trust factor are pretty nice guys, as far as my experience goes

  • @jonenpelit857
    @jonenpelit857 4 года назад +2

    "Minecraft archeology 2: Thomas the tank engine's bum" 0:36 bottom right

  • @SynthyCS
    @SynthyCS 4 года назад +24

    10 minute competative queueing
    *Yeah that sounds about right*

    • @qwazy5308
      @qwazy5308 4 года назад +1

      Lul sad I can find a match in the first 20 seconds at 6am