I would probably invite everyone I know for a rager of a party... or ask my audiophile brother to bring his meanest bluetooth speakers, and a couple of terrabytes of loud music to listen to at full blast. If there are no neighbours, why not have a night of good drinks, music and discussions.
@@MrRino48th I ate some chocolate covered mushrooms for valetines day and saw all the layers of vibrations of sound and movement. I was talking with 🐝 bees. It was February in Michigan.. the trip started and ended in the same way. In the middle I had the same trip as fear and loathing in Las Vegas. My neck was stuck I couldn’t figure out how to fix it, then I stood up. Lol 😂 but this video happened to me.. shitt! We going to the bank, then the jeweler. Taken advantage of nobody land..
Or corpo. Or a tax dodge that was supposed to be profitable, and one day if we can juuuuuust raise the cost of realestate enough it will be... Gotta remeber theres some of 14 million vacant homes and rentals in the USA. Lots of bad investments no imvestor willing to sell. I spent a summer turing on and off the lights and running faucets for a major real-estate invesment firm, its depressing. Remeber kids, talk to your lawyer about adverse posession when you see crap like this; its waaaay cheaper then rent
@@eveoffrost3815you don’t notice you’re always the only one in the hallway? There’s never any sounds around you? Cars in garage are sufficient for a few days at best
@@eveoffrost3815 If there was supposed to be 800 people living there, and it took 5 days for him to notice no one was there because of chinese menus in his halls would either mean the dude hasnt left his apartment past his hall at all in 5 days - or dude has a mental disability preventing him from understanding and noticing obvious things around him. Or he is glued to his phone is such an unhealthy manner that he didnt notice there was no one there in that period of time. No matter what dude has much bigger problems.
what if they have hidden cameras or are watching you shower naked? lol ...i wouldnt trust a situation like that unless you dont mind being watched naked secretly....
The twist 85% the way thru the movie is that the Simulation is run by his one neighbor who always strikes up a convo or at least nods and is cordial who also is actually his parent believed to be long deceased; played by MNS himself of course.
A similar story happened in Spain a few years ago, but the guy was a alone in the future, no one lived in the city to be found. He allegedly communicated with people of the present about his concern. They asked him to prove it was real meant times. He did it every time.
@@Obama___it’s like the old glitch in sports games where if you went to like 20OTs in 2k there would be a layer of sweat sprites covering the players 😂
That reminds me of this one night I was traveling and I needed to pull over for fuel. I got off on my exit and there was this white car at the end of the exit stopped at a green light. I honked and he moved forward a few car lengths so he was now in the middle of the intersection. It was enough room for me to make my right hand turn toward the gas station. On my way I passed two more identical white cars. Pulling into the gas station, I saw two more identical white cars parked next to each-other in the parking lot. At the pumps, there was one identical white car getting fuel and another random car, none of which had someone pumping fuel or occupying their cars. I got my fuel and went to leave and I saw two more identical white cars in the middle of the lot stopped in opposite directions so they could talk to each-other. Every one of them had tinted windows so I couldn't see inside. As I left normal life had apparently resumed as there were now normal cars everywhere. Weirdest experience I've ever had.
So this guy had to deal with no noisy and annoying neighbors, no congested streets and didn't have to stand in a long line at the store... This dude found Paradise
You figured if there was a simulation so sophisticated it should be sophisticated enough to make the menus disappear after a day and the cars to be dust free😅
@@victoriarandolph5592that's what I was thinking. They use him as a control group basically so they know roughly what the bills of the other apartments should be. Still seems fake though. How do you not realize no ones car ever moves lol
You can say this about nearly every single podcast. As soon as a video comes up of a guy holding a mic in front of his face you know he's going to be A) lying, B) saying something incredibly stupid that only kids will believe or C) trying to push another ad onto younger audiences for products they don't need.
They only need one address and it is probably not wise to have it in a residential zone. Believe it or not forensic accountants look for that sort of thing.
@@Snipergoat1 only if they are looking to get a person of interest lol. though we know all those people who would care are on the pay roll anyway lol. foreign entites don't get looked at all to often lol.
We're trained to be rational like this, but there is always some truth or fiction to everything we read and see. We had this happen in Cagayan De Oro in the Philippines this past June. We took the "last room" in a condo building on Agoda for vacation from kids for the week. I double checked the price with Priceline. It was the last room. There is 15 floors. 3 front desk workers, 1 guy that swept the pool, and one security guard....and us. The only people that were ever there in the building...for what seemed like 24 hours a day. We never seen one other person come into or out of the building. No one in either room to us. And someone came through and hung up brochures just like this and no one ever picked them up. Two doors had Christmas themes all over them. Day 4 we went through floors 1-5 and all the same. I probably went and smoked 5 times a day down in front of the 7-11 connected to the place. My wife and I left 3 times a day to go next door to the mall and eat. No one, ever. nothing. So we asked what was up. They told us the Chinese government had bought the whole building out in January and the woman who owned our condo was the only person to not sale.
Reminds me of this clip of a "giant on a mountain" video poster uploaded then black cars following him etc. Then "died" with proof being facebook posts or something. High level social media storytelling!
I lived in an apartment building for a yr. There was no one there. I worked nights an had a solid rental agreement. I didnt even know it was deserted till i partied one night. Ended up knocking on every door. Thought i had slipped into a backroom. Terrifying😅
Complaints are so op. I wish my downstairs neighbors would fuck off, I slid my dresser across my bedroom floor(I was moving in) and got a noise complaint the next day. They “work from home” and that’s not my fucking problem. Their kids scream all hours of the night. Tbh all the neighbors are lowkey noisy. We’re just the only whites in this building and I think I’m suffering from racism fr
Someone on Reddit figured it out. Turns out that the building was next to a college. So when college was out, the kids went home but still had to pay rent. The very same thing happened to my son's apartment building when he was in college.
@@avitaylor589 the same reason why they pay rent when they don't live there during the summer...they got the money to do it. Maybe their out of state or country students and flew home
@@avitaylor589Why did it take him that long to notice none of the cars have moved? Either the garage is only really used for people parking long term, or there was something that shook dirt from the ceiling onto the cars.
It's money laundering. They need to explain how they made their money on their taxes. So you buy an almost empty apartment building and claim rent from people who are not there. It's covers for the illegal money they made.
Boom. Nailed it. Rich people with questionable streams of income can park their money and then get loans on the property. This also raises rents bcs people that need homes can't get them. Pretty shitty all around, except for the guy who owns the property that's gaming the system in the first place
Yoyr actually right about this, I was indicted a long time ago for gun and drug trafficking, I owned an apartment complex in Newark NJ, close to the Grove, it was low income area so not unusual for people to pay in cash.. it's funny that they tried to catch me breaking the law but couldn't catch me laundering money 😅😅😅😅.... or maybe I'm lying to impress the internet, you'll have to search public records for yourselves lol
Cut to the next scene. All his neighbors are standing outside his door saying they haven't seen him for 5 days and asking each other what smells so bad.
😂😂 love this!! It makes total sense! I'm not a gamer but used to be a very detailed investigator (non-professional)... Even the music goes with this game!!
The only truth behind this is that there have been cases of people doing this with fake menus to gauge the time people are home and are not to plan a burglary.
It's probably something similar to TheSunVanished or The backrooms, a fictional story told through tweets or short clips. But there's always a couple morons who take it as real
@NiNE1911 depending on the local laws, the owners name should be registered and publicly available. Lot of foreign money laundered in real estate. Never understood how foreign entities can own property, especially residential.
This goes along with the theory that we project our reality. How many times have you seen your neighbors bring groceries in or do anything that we do that is considered "normal"?
funny enough there are plenty of places this could happen.. not to many in the usa on this scale but in Asia and in places of war it happens. if you are the only one left in a big building its better to be worried! what if the demo team comes by wile you are squatting!
The problem with paranoia is priming. By priming your brain to look for clues to fit a narrative, you find irrelevant or coincidental evidence that conveniently proves the narrative. This allows you to say you are right despite the fact that an overwhelming amount of evidence proves you are wrong. People who believe in conspiracies use opposing evidence to prove a conspiracy theory is true even though the opposing evidence disproves the conspiracy.
He probably didn’t get the notice that they were fumigating his apartment complex and was the only one who stayed in the building. Then got so loopy in there that he just hallucinated going to those coffee shops with the one guy in a suit in them.
@clutchbleach2057 Are you OK?!! It was a joke. (Are you AI!!? 😲) No, AI would know that he also hallucinated the dust in that joke ❤ Have a good day buddy 👍
That menu thing is a regular method in order to have the customer actually take the time to pick it up. Since energy is expended in doing so. Psychologically we investigate. It's a clever trick using basic human psychology and nature. The take-out will have lost many potential customers. And the menus pay for themselves with a new customer ordering from them as the restaurant system will charge for new customers not registered as having ordered before. Of course you get benefit from the place you order from by not being charged for your call to them if you do so regularly. Clever huh?😅 xZx
@@autisticturtle5838yesss...the song is about the Church of Satan. On the cover of "Hotel California" in the top right window there is Anton Levey standing there looking out the window. ALL of them dabble in the occult in one way or the other.
Whatever you do, don't open the door, but incase you do, just don't order anything off that menu. But just incase you do order something off the menu, definitely don't eat it, but if your stoned an got the munchies an still reading this . . . YOU REALLY NEED TO STOP READING THIS CAUSE I'M running out of shit to say.
@@Westcoastrocksduh Honestly with all the dumb ways that rich people make money I wouldn't be surprised if this was a real thing. It seems the dumber the idea the more money it makes these days...
Plot twist he lived in a dorm and everyone was on vacation, but he was too stoned and forgot, since he was taking classes still. All the men in suits were his professors who had to stay because of him.
@@accelerator3807 im pretty sure that guy works with the CIA matrix people, its the only logical way to explain his ability to ID places with such speed and accuracy. Pretty sure he's in on the big secret too man...
ive driven through weird parts of a city and pulled over in it. totally looks empty on streets. buildings were huge and you would think people would be walking or atleast around somewhere. nope. just the police and me being directed how to leave, since i wanted directions to begin with cus was kinda lost before gmaps.
No, but seriously, I've brought this up to my friends too. I swear they have to be laundering money to stay open in some areas. Who is buying that many mattresses to keep places like that open. You walk in there and there's always some depressed dude just existing behind the counter.
@@isaacwestling1141I bought a new mattress when my husband and I moved recently, and asked how often they get customers cause we are really out in BFE. He said something about how the majority of customers are moms buying a bigger mattress for their now toddler. I guess that could explain it, kids do grow fast
Shows up at the restaurant and they are just setting there waiting on him. " it's about time, we where beginning to think that you didn't get our message,"
When you realize the shrooms you bought were definitely worth the money😂
Man lived five days in fifteen minutes lmao
@@nickhall3111he’s trippin cuz that shit never happened to me. It would have been live streamed from Bangkok to Tiktokl
I ate a 5gram bar and seen all the irreversible layers of predestined future that cannot be change
I would probably invite everyone I know for a rager of a party... or ask my audiophile brother to bring his meanest bluetooth speakers, and a couple of terrabytes of loud music to listen to at full blast. If there are no neighbours, why not have a night of good drinks, music and discussions.
@@MrRino48th I ate some chocolate covered mushrooms for valetines day and saw all the layers of vibrations of sound and movement. I was talking with 🐝 bees. It was February in Michigan.. the trip started and ended in the same way. In the middle I had the same trip as fear and loathing in Las Vegas. My neck was stuck I couldn’t figure out how to fix it, then I stood up. Lol 😂 but this video happened to me.. shitt! We going to the bank, then the jeweler. Taken advantage of nobody land..
All these men were saying the same thing in their phones: "some guy is staring at me that looks high as hell"
😂😂😂😂
Lmao thank you, that was funny 😂😂😂
Tf bro😂😂😂 got me laughing out of nowhere im at a bus full of people and they just look at me like im a crazy mf😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂
Oh damn!! I needed that laugh! 😂😂😂
When you realize you live in a money laundering apartment complex for the cartel
😮
Corpo cartel hotel. This is the boring truth.
Or corpo.
Or a tax dodge that was supposed to be profitable, and one day if we can juuuuuust raise the cost of realestate enough it will be...
Gotta remeber theres some of 14 million vacant homes and rentals in the USA. Lots of bad investments no imvestor willing to sell.
I spent a summer turing on and off the lights and running faucets for a major real-estate invesment firm, its depressing.
Remeber kids, talk to your lawyer about adverse posession when you see crap like this; its waaaay cheaper then rent
Me: "Let's go knock on some doors"
This Guy: Straight to the fire alarm.
Almost like a democrat trying to interfere with congressional voting
My thoughts too 😂
I need to vote ...nah, I'll just pull the fire alarm becauee I'm a black democrat and will get away with it
Well after weeks, I’d be calling the rental office!!
@@RaymondGadreault-ek3en politics all u offer? Get a life mate
When you realize all your neighbors are Airbnb hosts😂
Or washing cartel money with helocs
😂😂😂
Or Chinese company’s bought them pretty common actually buy them and never use them …
@@sauceymeatwad2856 How does that make sense?
@@michaeljarvis5489 Retains value, gives you a base of operations in every city
If it takes Chinese food menus for you to realize no one else lives in your apartment building, you’ve got bigger problems.
Truth. This person did not have sufficient situational awareness
Depending on the day they could just be out.
@@eveoffrost3815you don’t notice you’re always the only one in the hallway? There’s never any sounds around you? Cars in garage are sufficient for a few days at best
@@eveoffrost3815 If there was supposed to be 800 people living there, and it took 5 days for him to notice no one was there because of chinese menus in his halls would either mean the dude hasnt left his apartment past his hall at all in 5 days - or dude has a mental disability preventing him from understanding and noticing obvious things around him. Or he is glued to his phone is such an unhealthy manner that he didnt notice there was no one there in that period of time.
No matter what dude has much bigger problems.
@@eveoffrost3815yeah because it's made up lmao
Collect all the menus to continue to the next level 😂😂😂
This is a good plot for a movie
Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you.
Don't mean they're not after you*
@@ravenouscadaver8 r/Swoosh
@@blustudios1796 I think you mean r/woosh
🤡 you belong there
Gotta find a way, a better way, when I'm thereeeeeee
Hi
This is what happens when they cancel The Truman show without telling Truman
Writers strike.
@@douglascunningham6319Nice.
@@douglascunningham6319bro😂🤣🤣🤣🤌
True
Or a real heavy acid trip...
I would just be happy to not have noisy neighbors.
Honestly I feel ya on that one
AGREED!!!💯💯💯👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾
what if they have hidden cameras or are watching you shower naked? lol ...i wouldnt trust a situation like that unless you dont mind being watched naked secretly....
@@dawna3978 if someone wants to be subjected to that then that's their problem 🤣
He should order Chinese food for the neighbors and see if they pick it up.
Guys in suits: "Hello, 911. Yeah, there's this wierdo going around pulling fire alarms."
Tiktok podcasts have given half of our population virtual lobotomy's
Yeah because no conspiracy theory ever turned out to be true ever
Definitely
LOL
Exactly…
Yesss
M. Night Shyamalan just got a new movie idea.
The twist 85% the way thru the movie is that the Simulation is run by his one neighbor who always strikes up a convo or at least nods and is cordial who also is actually his parent believed to be long deceased; played by MNS himself of course.
I'm fuckin sold bro!
I don't even care that I now know the plot, I definitely want an extended version of this story especially after your added twist lol. Love it.
I inexplicably have always hated M. Nite Shymalan with like murderous rage. Don't know why.
@@michaelanthony79Maybe because nothing happens horror wise...just mostly psychological horror, people hate that.
All the guys on the phone
“So I got fucking evicted, cars broke, nobody can fix it, and I’m using this coffee shops WiFi”
😂
Yeah, all perfectly reasonable explanation. Cody not the only one slow to catch on 😂😂
A similar story happened in Spain a few years ago, but the guy was a alone in the future, no one lived in the city to be found. He allegedly communicated with people of the present about his concern. They asked him to prove it was real meant times. He did it every time.
If any of this was a conspiracy then the guy handing out the menus is trying to wake Cody up. Dude needs to get to the Chinese restaurant ASAP.
Way to pick up on the clues !
Bruh
Big Trouble in Little China 2
But will he eat the red duck or the blue duck?
“Follow the white rabbit”
Ah yes, the man who lives in an alternate reality but shares the same internet connection as us.
😂
Why are you like this?! 😂😂😂
😂😂😂
You think they would code out the dust too, no one likes dust 😅😂😂❤
@@Obama___it’s like the old glitch in sports games where if you went to like 20OTs in 2k there would be a layer of sweat sprites covering the players 😂
I'll have what he's having 🤣
Dude didnt realize he was living in a building being fumigated.
He living in an unopened part of the map 😂
Genius
Everyone’s actually in their apartments, they’re all just in T pose until someone comes in and triggers their prompt
He's in the beta testing phase.
😂😂😂😂
"Return to the battlefield in 10.. 9.. 8.." 😅
I love how instead of just knocking on one of the neighbors doors he just said fuck it… pulling the fire alarm! 😂
That is a paranoid brain in action...
@@Jose-ek2nruh yeah, just knock on the damn doors
@@Jose-ek2nr yep, probably schizophrenia.
😅Right?!😂😂 I think that's a prime example of 0 to 100 real quick!
@Jose-ek2nr Or is it just that it was entertainingly interesting, just because it was meant to be? 🤷♂️
That reminds me of this one night I was traveling and I needed to pull over for fuel. I got off on my exit and there was this white car at the end of the exit stopped at a green light. I honked and he moved forward a few car lengths so he was now in the middle of the intersection. It was enough room for me to make my right hand turn toward the gas station. On my way I passed two more identical white cars. Pulling into the gas station, I saw two more identical white cars parked next to each-other in the parking lot. At the pumps, there was one identical white car getting fuel and another random car, none of which had someone pumping fuel or occupying their cars. I got my fuel and went to leave and I saw two more identical white cars in the middle of the lot stopped in opposite directions so they could talk to each-other. Every one of them had tinted windows so I couldn't see inside. As I left normal life had apparently resumed as there were now normal cars everywhere.
Weirdest experience I've ever had.
All that typing, and you never said WHERE.
@@bryanergau6682 im not 100% sure but I think it was here
5801 Pioneer St
Ridgefield, WA 98642
United States
@@bryanergau6682 probably Langley VA
When you smoke so much weed that you start thinking creepy pastas are diary entries.
So this guy had to deal with no noisy and annoying neighbors, no congested streets and didn't have to stand in a long line at the store... This dude found Paradise
It was 2020
Sign me up, location, please? Just 1 question: Is it pet friendly?
organ harvest friendly too enjoy lol@@scottiboi828
I need this now or my neighbor's are about to get it 😂
Wire me in, robot overlords. I have accepted the fate.
Me thinking, no noisy neighbors, no crowded restaurants, and no drama. Sounds like paradise!
Yeah sounds kind of nice.
For reals. You have complete tranquility and people still bitching
We're on the same page👍🏼
Yeah like why mess with a good thing 😅
Yes but it’s also very unsettling if you’re expecting people to be there and nobody is. Liminal spaces are places out of the backrooms
You figured if there was a simulation so sophisticated it should be sophisticated enough to make the menus disappear after a day and the cars to be dust free😅
I’d be living on Chinese takeout and learning to play the drums!!!
Hell yeah… I started playing guitar about a year ago ✊
Bro is living in a money laundering company. They are using this place to clean money. Homie isn't suppose to notice but he did.
Exactly😅😅😅
@@user-fr6di4bu5i Can prove someone resides there. If I were a crook I'd probably go for five percent occupancy
@@user-fr6di4bu5i Even a single source of legit income for a front company helps clean money because it sort of weakens the trail
If ever the need to prove it's legit, a real person moving around, receiving mail, an example of utility rates to fudge, etc etc
@@victoriarandolph5592that's what I was thinking. They use him as a control group basically so they know roughly what the bills of the other apartments should be. Still seems fake though. How do you not realize no ones car ever moves lol
When an npc gains awareness 😂
So basically, Free Guy?
Seriously lol!!! 💀😂👍
Genius
Maybe that's just how NPCs are created.
It’s the life people live when they are awake
I had an unexplainable physical event happen at work, convinced I’m living in an alternate reality
That sounds like heaven, apartment with no neighbors making noise
Fun fact, nothing that these men have ever said in their life is verifiable. We’re still not even sure if they really love their mom’s.
No no I have seen Chinese food menus. They are real. They definitely exist.
Hey, there are lots of bad moms out there.
Lolololol
You can say this about nearly every single podcast. As soon as a video comes up of a guy holding a mic in front of his face you know he's going to be A) lying, B) saying something incredibly stupid that only kids will believe or C) trying to push another ad onto younger audiences for products they don't need.
@@captain_context9991😂😂
Nobody told Truman the Actors Guild was on strike
Best comment
Brilliant
Genius level comment
Awesome
Lol
He should write a book about it!
I bet it would be a bestseller, b/c it’s a very unique tale! 😸
When someone confuses a Reddit creepy pasta for real.
It's called foreign corporations needing a US address.
They only need one address and it is probably not wise to have it in a residential zone. Believe it or not forensic accountants look for that sort of thing.
@@Snipergoat1obviously different corporations jackass
@@Snipergoat1 only if they are looking to get a person of interest lol. though we know all those people who would care are on the pay roll anyway lol. foreign entites don't get looked at all to often lol.
Doesnt explain the cars in the garage. I undeestand the scam youre explaining,tho.
Now it's called a free squat spot
My BS meter is going off so hard right now 😂.
When you see these guys on a video, it's BS. I'm just here for the comments. Lol
We're trained to be rational like this, but there is always some truth or fiction to everything we read and see. We had this happen in Cagayan De Oro in the Philippines this past June. We took the "last room" in a condo building on Agoda for vacation from kids for the week. I double checked the price with Priceline. It was the last room. There is 15 floors. 3 front desk workers, 1 guy that swept the pool, and one security guard....and us. The only people that were ever there in the building...for what seemed like 24 hours a day. We never seen one other person come into or out of the building. No one in either room to us. And someone came through and hung up brochures just like this and no one ever picked them up. Two doors had Christmas themes all over them. Day 4 we went through floors 1-5 and all the same. I probably went and smoked 5 times a day down in front of the 7-11 connected to the place. My wife and I left 3 times a day to go next door to the mall and eat. No one, ever. nothing.
So we asked what was up. They told us the Chinese government had bought the whole building out in January and the woman who owned our condo was the only person to not sale.
rich people with money have access to all types of perversions you'd be surprised what people are into and what is going on while the sheep work 9/5
Reminds me of this clip of a "giant on a mountain" video poster uploaded then black cars following him etc. Then "died" with proof being facebook posts or something. High level social media storytelling!
@@mrbigbankuchiface_3352lol buddy talking about 9-5 sheep while I can almost guarantee he works for minimum wage.
"Let's go with things that never happened for $2,000, Ken"
I lived in an apartment building for a yr. There was no one there. I worked nights an had a solid rental agreement. I didnt even know it was deserted till i partied one night. Ended up knocking on every door. Thought i had slipped into a backroom. Terrifying😅
When all your neighbors hate you so much, nobody says good bye.
Nah, they all claim they waved and yelled "goodbye" at least 3 times.
😂😂😂😂
He didn't even consider that he can blast his music without fear of complaints
Strut through the hall birthday suit style rubbing his nuts over all the handles.
Fr. As a former apartment resident this is an underrated ass comment.
Missed opportunity violation: codeUS√GTFO 101.411 Streaker Alert 🚨 Toga Party of One 👍🏾
Wow I didn’t even think bout that and bro could steal cars too😂
Complaints are so op. I wish my downstairs neighbors would fuck off, I slid my dresser across my bedroom floor(I was moving in) and got a noise complaint the next day. They “work from home” and that’s not my fucking problem. Their kids scream all hours of the night. Tbh all the neighbors are lowkey noisy. We’re just the only whites in this building and I think I’m suffering from racism fr
They built a Mattress Firm across the street from my employer, i only ever saw one car there for years. I figured this was Organized Crime :/
Someone on Reddit figured it out. Turns out that the building was next to a college. So when college was out, the kids went home but still had to pay rent. The very same thing happened to my son's apartment building when he was in college.
Omg, I was looking for a plausible explanation. Lol! That's brilliant.
So why the apartment lights on at night 😏
Why would college students leave their cars there all summer?
@@avitaylor589 the same reason why they pay rent when they don't live there during the summer...they got the money to do it. Maybe their out of state or country students and flew home
@@avitaylor589Why did it take him that long to notice none of the cars have moved? Either the garage is only really used for people parking long term, or there was something that shook dirt from the ceiling onto the cars.
It's money laundering. They need to explain how they made their money on their taxes. So you buy an almost empty apartment building and claim rent from people who are not there. It's covers for the illegal money they made.
This seems to make the most sense.
Boom. Nailed it. Rich people with questionable streams of income can park their money and then get loans on the property. This also raises rents bcs people that need homes can't get them. Pretty shitty all around, except for the guy who owns the property that's gaming the system in the first place
Yoyr actually right about this, I was indicted a long time ago for gun and drug trafficking, I owned an apartment complex in Newark NJ, close to the Grove, it was low income area so not unusual for people to pay in cash.. it's funny that they tried to catch me breaking the law but couldn't catch me laundering money 😅😅😅😅.... or maybe I'm lying to impress the internet, you'll have to search public records for yourselves lol
@@jayford1871📸🫵🫵🫵🫵 lol just playing
No. It's just a fake story.
I'll have 'Things that never happened, for $50"
POV you’re sitting in English class and your professor says you must write a 20 page essay
When everyone on your floor dies of a gas leak and you don’t realize you can breathe gas
Might be the dumbest joke I've ever heard but I'm laughing like an idiot
I was thinking similar but that he's the only guy that opens his windows for some fresh air.
air is a gas and its breathable, hope i could help murican
Im acid proof!
Lol someone failed chemistry class lol
I’m laughing at how long it took him to notice he didn’t have any neighbors 😂
Cars
😂😂😂😂 literally
@@theorognitemclight posts
people are so weird i would be hyped as fuck cuz im alone in the building
They're HeEerRre...AND THEY'RE LISTENING!😅😅😅
Cut to the next scene. All his neighbors are standing outside his door saying they haven't seen him for 5 days and asking each other what smells so bad.
Love it! 😂😂😂
Twilight Zone...fine twist...
Oh, that's GOOD
Duuuuuude.......😮
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I wish my neighbors were that quiet😊
Exactly..
Me too
I agree with you on that I could finally sleep well.
My upstairs neighbor is trying to be a DJ.. he's almost 50.. I want to break everything in that guy's apartment.
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Full story links in descriptions of shorts is really what the world wants and needs.
Yaaasssssss I have been looking hard for a link to this one!!!!!
There's always some dude that heard a story from other dude.
As a gamer its clear to me that he failed this level. He was supposed to call the number on the menu for his real mission.
Best comment here, so underrated!
😂😂 love this!! It makes total sense! I'm not a gamer but used to be a very detailed investigator (non-professional)... Even the music goes with this game!!
This man is probably the number one show somewhere in Asia 😂
That is a hilarious comment!
This cracked me up! 😂
Great story, now what's the name of the book 😊
@@memespocalypesthe Truman show chinese edition.
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Cars covered in dust in 5 days? I think my dude lives in a time warp.
The only truth behind this is that there have been cases of people doing this with fake menus to gauge the time people are home and are not to plan a burglary.
Great idea never heard of this 😅
Exactly what I was thinking.
It's probably something similar to TheSunVanished or The backrooms, a fictional story told through tweets or short clips. But there's always a couple morons who take it as real
@@beer1for2break3fast4
Same thought xD
That in zero way explains why no one was there
Pretty sure that “anything is possible when you lie” quote fits here perfectly
It could also be money laundering, say they own the apt complex and "rent it out to tenants"
@NiNE1911 depending on the local laws, the owners name should be registered and publicly available. Lot of foreign money laundered in real estate.
Never understood how foreign entities can own property, especially residential.
@@TheOneAndOnly_skiF sure I could see that. Fair enough.
@@TheOneAndOnly_skiFwhat’s more likely?
It's an ARG lol it's just a fun new form of story telling that's getting popular
That's how I found out my neighbor had died. Paper in the door for way too long.
This goes along with the theory that we project our reality. How many times have you seen your neighbors bring groceries in or do anything that we do that is considered "normal"?
The first problem is NEVER believe anything anyone named Cody says.
Hi. My name is Cody, and I endorse this message.
@@cocogold2172..... I don't believe you, Cody 😒😅
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I know a Cody, and he tells a lot of tall ones, lol😂 everyone that knows him will tell you the same!😂
Shit, i live with a guy named Cody .😣
When you're a schizophrenic, a narcissist or a compulsive liar and are telling your friends a story
funny enough there are plenty of places this could happen.. not to many in the usa on this scale but in Asia and in places of war it happens.
if you are the only one left in a big building its better to be worried! what if the demo team comes by wile you are squatting!
@@jigglie8077that would be a cool story though... this... this was just dumb.
Replace Narcissist and you got a good joke.😂
Comment of the week..👏
You got to Qatar most of the building are empty offices but highly doubt this happen in Atlanta
that's when the resident evil music starts in the background.
Nobody goes outside when a fire alarm goes off in a giant building expensive
You’re only paranoid until you’re right
The problem with paranoia is priming. By priming your brain to look for clues to fit a narrative, you find irrelevant or coincidental evidence that conveniently proves the narrative. This allows you to say you are right despite the fact that an overwhelming amount of evidence proves you are wrong. People who believe in conspiracies use opposing evidence to prove a conspiracy theory is true even though the opposing evidence disproves the conspiracy.
Then it turns into fear
2 comments!
One I can read, that's weird.
But 4 reaL....when you find out u aren't a conspiracy theorist but are right....😮❤😊
Rightttt...😊
This is just a dumb tiktok. Sorry
He probably didn’t get the notice that they were fumigating his apartment complex and was the only one who stayed in the building. Then got so loopy in there that he just hallucinated going to those coffee shops with the one guy in a suit in them.
Doesn't explain the dust and he would be forced to evacuate
Lol
@clutchbleach2057 Are you OK?!! It was a joke.
(Are you AI!!? 😲)
No, AI would know that he also hallucinated the dust in that joke ❤ Have a good day buddy 👍
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@@terribelle3 I think he's just upset that people who genuinely think that way are currently running the country.
When the apartment fumigates the place but only you survived some how
"I saw a werewolf with a Chinese menu in his hand" - Werewolves of London (Warren Zevon)
He's confused? Imagine how frustrated the Chinese restaurant must be
All those free menus and only one guy at the Chinese restaurant talking on the phone.
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That menu thing is a regular method in order to have the customer actually take the time to pick it up. Since energy is expended in doing so. Psychologically we investigate. It's a clever trick using basic human psychology and nature. The take-out will have lost many potential customers. And the menus pay for themselves with a new customer ordering from them as the restaurant system will charge for new customers not registered as having ordered before. Of course you get benefit from the place you order from by not being charged for your call to them if you do so regularly. Clever huh?😅 xZx
@@D3V14N7 oh my god - delete that reply before anyone else sees it
Hilarious
Guy been in witness protection for so long he forgot
He bought an APT building and lived in it before leasing it 😂😂
He must of been high. 😂
You can check in every time you want, but you can never leave
Welcome to the hotel California (hell)
@@autisticturtle5838yesss...the song is about the Church of Satan. On the cover of "Hotel California" in the top right window there is Anton Levey standing there looking out the window.
ALL of them dabble in the occult in one way or the other.
Lol that songs about rehab….
It’s any time not every time….sorry…great song though…grew up to it.
@@JeromeMcklanskyI thought it was about a haunted hotel
Literally while watching this video, someone placed a menu through the crack of my door in my hotel room 😳😅
RUUUUUUUUN
Whatever you do, don't open the door, but incase you do, just don't order anything off that menu. But just incase you do order something off the menu, definitely don't eat it, but if your stoned an got the munchies an still reading this . . . YOU REALLY NEED TO STOP READING THIS CAUSE I'M running out of shit to say.
Incase incase incase lol
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You're in the matrix
Maybe his neighbors are all on spring break& the college is empty too..😂
Bro really out there looking for upstairs neighbors
“Proof the Chinese have taken over” *girl screams*
Fr tho 😅
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Wilhelm scream
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the landlord probably just wants people to think the building is full so he can create scarcity and raise prices lmao.
Yes you make money as a land lord by keeping your 1 building in a city with many buildings empty to raise prices…
@@Westcoastrocksduh Honestly with all the dumb ways that rich people make money I wouldn't be surprised if this was a real thing. It seems the dumber the idea the more money it makes these days...
@@squidvis who is the dumb one? The person who sales the dumb idea or the idiot who buys it?
Good reason but why was cars cover in dust ?
Yep gotta keep that one real tenant paying top dollar
that´s the grey men from "momo": they say "we need time, more time!" on the phone
That episode of Rick n morty where they run Jerry's program on minimal power and he fails to notice
Plot twist he lived in a dorm and everyone was on vacation, but he was too stoned and forgot, since he was taking classes still. All the men in suits were his professors who had to stay because of him.
😅😅😅 And the reason he heard them all say in the same thing is because they were all saying, man, this is bullshit
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The thing they all kept saying into the phone? "Gahddamn.. this fuckin guy's here again"
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Now there are 2000 people trying to find this building
Can't matrix deleted
Tag rainbolt, we will get the location before evening.
@@accelerator3807 im pretty sure that guy works with the CIA matrix people, its the only logical way to explain his ability to ID places with such speed and accuracy.
Pretty sure he's in on the big secret too man...
ive driven through weird parts of a city and pulled over in it. totally looks empty on streets. buildings were huge and you would think people would be walking or atleast around somewhere. nope. just the police and me being directed how to leave, since i wanted directions to begin with cus was kinda lost before gmaps.
I swear that was my first thought
Hell, this guy's lucky. When I sobered up I found out I was the only one paying the bills.
That's the best bigfoot story i've ever heard 😂😂😂😂😂
"If its on the internet, then it must be true."
-Albert Einstein
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@@alishakatherine3893 At least some of you recognize it 😭
Finally, someone with the real solution.
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Confucia say ,
one who stands on toilet is high on pot.
One who sits on toilet is contemplating thought..
Lisa ❤moi😂
If video games and John wick have taught me anything, the answers at the Chinese place.
He was so high, he forgot he ever even got high.
When you have a serious breakthrough on DMT.
That's how I feel about every mattress store
No, but seriously, I've brought this up to my friends too. I swear they have to be laundering money to stay open in some areas. Who is buying that many mattresses to keep places like that open. You walk in there and there's always some depressed dude just existing behind the counter.
Omf ☠️
@@isaacwestling1141that's a perfect job for working students who needed paid rest.
@@isaacwestling1141I bought a new mattress when my husband and I moved recently, and asked how often they get customers cause we are really out in BFE. He said something about how the majority of customers are moms buying a bigger mattress for their now toddler. I guess that could explain it, kids do grow fast
@@isaacwestling1141exactly! and sometimes there’s like 3 mattress firms in a 4 mile radius. like wtf
When you live in an apartment you dream of being the only one there with no annoying neighbors. This guy was clearly dreaming!
Or things like this show us we are all dreaming....collectively.
Menu gate is about as real as Rocky 2
“What’s this?” You say … how about: a crock of sh*t 😂
He failed the mission, he had to call the chinese delivery service 😂
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For real!!!!!
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Exactly! 😂
Yass!
He realized that he was the one missing. Everybody else was there.
that’s creepy 😮
Make this a movie and cast Nicole Kidman
@@James-kx3gc
Yeah, lol
The way he said “pulls it!” 😂
He was the first buyer of a new housing community. They had cars parked in the garage to simulate what it would look like
Shows up at the restaurant and they are just setting there waiting on him. " it's about time, we where beginning to think that you didn't get our message,"
When you leave a boring life, you need paranoia and fantasy to spice up life!
We've been trying to reach you concerning your vehicle's extended warranty
Then they bring out a tray with a blue and a red fortune cookie...
And the last words he heard were. Try the kung pow chicken it’s great
@@dshrecksBW😂🤣
Not a simulation, they just laundering at that guy’s apartment complex.