Call of Duty doesn't Want You to Do This...
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- Опубликовано: 29 апр 2023
- This video looks at a comedic Easter Egg in Call of Duty Modern Warfare where you will be punished for attempting to harm a baby.
No infants were harmed in the making of this video and neither does this video endorse such behavior.
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Игры
When even the devs know how f*cked up their player base is.
Fr
@@sovietunion6530 no OUR record
Players: WE JUST WHAT TO KNOW WHAT WOULD HAPPEN
It’s their fault bruh , had me doing no Russian at like 7 years old
The player base knows how fucked up the devs are too with all their allegations and shit
“What the fuck are you doing?”
My job of course.
The average American soldier’s job*
"No witnesses"
"No witnesses"
IDF moment:
@@Catonwatermelown Bro thinks only American soldiers kill children lmao so ignorant
Anakin would rage quit after this.
Xddd
Nah I would keep on killing that baby until I die
Fax
😂
This comment had me dead 💀
“Remember, no child support.”
Vergil on the way
@@grandmaster510I am the storm that is approaching. PROVOKING BLACK CLOUDS IN ISOLATION. I AM RECLAIMER OF MY NAAAME
💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
Nahh g tripping 😂😂 fr tho 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
sum wise words😂
Modern warfare is like:
“We’re a$$holes, but not monsters”
correction, its activision
Yeah intill you movie into true combat
@@momoshouts8078👀
psalms 65:3 😊😊
even though we are overwhelmed by sin u forgive them all😊😊
@@mostly._.human2275 what
The devs know what players are gonna do if there's a baby on a mission.
Yeet
YEETUS THE FEETUS
Well I would do that do
Flashbang going out
@@shanacayde7184 baby shouldnt've been there
You know you’re a CoD player when you need the threat of being sent to the main menu to keep you from murdering a child
LMAO
"Kill this baby or you will be punished"
He had to sacrifice a good opening for a good loop
He won, but at what cost 😔
*”The only thing they fear is you” starts playing!*
Wow
🤓
Damn, it's tempting
Doom music is honestly cringe af and overrated, I just had to say it
@@Megicmikey I dissagree
“Children are non-combatants!”
Obama:
That's brutal lmfao
NAHHHH
Sometimes they cause casualties
Well
Oh god 💀
“ a turd time “ 💀
😂😂😂
😂🤣
T'ird = Third
Racist.
No need to make fun of people cause there voices
@@Phoenixprodz598ill do it once. Or maybe twice. Then ill come back and do it a turd time.
"kill this baby or you will be punished"
*At the end of the video*"that's why don't"
Bruh taking never let them know your next move to whole different level💀
"Kill the baby or you will be punished!"
*"As you command my liege"*
Yes My Master 😂
USMC and IDF be like:
Good soldiers follow order
"Master Skywalker, there are too many of them! Whatever shall we do?"
Yes sir
Cod devs: "I'm a villain, not a monster"
LOL
brainless beast, not a heartless monster
But iam a monster
COD: Your horrible! Your irredeemable monster!
Player: what? What? What took you so long, idiot?
It does a good job of conveying "just because it is moving does not mean it is a target".
It’s not gonna survive without its mom anyway
“Kill this baby or you will be punished” most wise words come from a human
Yea he just wants people to stick around and watch the video
That phrase actually made me go "tf???"
OFFICER I DROP KICKED THAT CHILD IN SELF DEFENCE,YOU GOTTA BELUVE ME
@@cloak7863 Your Honor, my client pleads innocence, for you see, that baby has committed assault against it's own mother!" *[Jury Gasps]* "That's right, as you can see on the echography, the victim's child was repeatedly stomping the belly's walls, meaning Ms [REDACTED]'s gut problems were not natural. My client meant only to teach the child a valuable lesson, he pulled him out of it's hiding place and gave it a proper beating. After that, some bystanders freaked out, while Ms [REDACTED] passed out"
Edit : "And before anyone says that babies kick pregnant women all the time, I will remind you that this sovereign nation treats all of it's subjects with Equality, thus, this child must be tried as an adult."
@@anonymous-cf2px exactly
“kill this baby”
alright i’m redownloading the game to follow orders
Good soldiers follow orders
@@bbbrrruuuhhh1959 Good soldiers follow orders
@@taylorbrown7426 Good soldiers follow orders
@@BeignetCODMGood soldiers follow orders
@@_quidd Good Soldiers Follow Orders
At the beginning he is evil, at the end when it loops and he is no longer evil, he is greedy
THEY ARE COMBATANTS WHEN I SAY THEY ARE
"Children are non combatants."
Child Soldiers:
POV: The Hitler Youth from 1944 to 1945
POV : the Clones
Bo2
Like fallout 4 you teach CHILDREN HOW TO SHOOT AND BRUTALIZE ANYTHING IN YOUR WAY RIGHT IN FRONT OF EM.
@@CloakerV8 fuck you beat me to it
"Kill this baby or you will be punished!"
"Good soldiers follow orders.."
"Jesse look at me! We know eachother for a long time and-"
*What are you saying mr Rex? I can't hear you because we are blasting at the jedi scum! Scream louder!*
Comment bots
Only fetuses care about likes
The edit ruins the comment
@@SpillyWilly_ i hate doing it aswell i was just genuinely wondering why everyone liked this horrible comment
“ But if you shoot the baby a turd time” 💀
“Kill this baby or you will be punished!”
End:”PLEASE, DO NOT KILL THE BABY”
The person who killed the baby three times in a row to discover this is a menace
Your honor have you heard of the phrase "curiosity killed the baby"
Nah just standard gamer antics it's like jumping off the tallest point to see if a game has fall damage you just gotta try somethings for "science"
@@markopolo1271 nah bro. Shooting babies is not "standard gamer antics"
@@VincentVanHalen55 yes it is you're just not standard then my guy if there's something that can be done in a game leave it to us to see if we can you can deny it but it's true
excuse me? what'd you say about me? 😡 💢
“Kill this baby or you will be punished” caught me off guard for a sec💀
Ayo wait HOLD UP
mee too
Same
Same
The second i heard start of this kill this baby or u'll be punished i was like ayooo wth
"Children are non combatants"
Farah:
price be like: well damn guess thats a orphan now AYE GO HELP THE BABY *but in british person language*
“Kill the baby or you’ll be punished!”
Pitbull named Princess: “Sounds like a perfect job for me.”
she is cute
she is a good girl
but most of all
she solve overpopulation
Pitbulls named Cupcake
🎶🎶now this looks like a job for me🎶🎶
@@catalintimofti1117 immediately thought this
@@catalintimofti1117 so everybody just follow me
“Kill this baby or you will be punished!” Game of the year right here💀
💀💀💀
Well its the opposite in the game
666 likes💀
@@Christall5no shit Sherlock
@@Christall5 did you watch the first 5 seconds of this video or what?
"War Crimes Is Never Innocent." -Cpt John "Price"
The punishment is so hard that i accidentally quit the video when he said "before..."
"children are non combatants!"
Austrian painter who dropped out of art school:
"Doesn't matter if is a child or not, it must be killed"
@@Mattvolkowho said that the black panthers? funny mustache man was gonna send the long nose theives to Madagascar before England stepped in and defended people who forced Germans to eat their kids due to fammon.
@@Mattvolkoeveryone wants to act like the Germans started the war why did the Jewish people just so happen to be so close to the Germans in their seemingly final hour like vultures waiting for you to die
@@Mattvolkowhy did the Jewish people have German gold in their mouths why did they laugh at Germans eating their kids after taking all their food money ancient relics for the treaty of Versailles.
@Adolf Hitler WHY YOU HERE BRO ARNT YOU DEAD
"Thats a cut-and-dry revenge plot for the next game, sir."
That's a great idea.
Make the baby into a woman who's jacked as hell its gonna be sick
🤓
This is also a sad part of call of duty where they killed the mother but just put the baby in the crib
*gets kicked to the main map*
Me: *PROCEED TO GO TO THE SAME HOUSE AND KEEP SHOOTING THE BABY*
“Kill this baby, or else you will be punished!” 💀💀💀
Cults be like?
Is that a problem kid he misypyed
@@gurshangill7950 Shut up, if you watched the entire thing you would understand
@Fewfar8 no, you can just leave them alone
@@gurshangill7950 that's not a mispel, that's his atrocious attempt at making a loop, resulting in something else entirely.
"what the fuck are you doing"
Sir, avoiding a future revenge plot sir
"Children are non-combantants"
Kony 2012 👁👄👁
I remember playing in COD 3 and killing any target on sight with my DNI, later on I hear John Taylor on the comms saying; "If this shit was real, you be shooting people left to right!"
In my defense that was a *difficulty tweak* so yeah lol 😂🤣
“Kill this baby or you will be punished”
Good soldiers follow orders
read last one
@@sniperak4791woosh
@@sniperak4791yes, buddy, that's the joke
@@sniperak4791 this joke flew over your head
Ay Star Wars reference
It also eventually tells to take a break from the game.
Bruv
How many times did you kill it?
@@unknown0158 fr
…pretty sure if you get that bonus message on top of being kicked to the main menu you’ll probably get added to some kind of FBI registry…
Reply 5
Devs was not having it
I had a small burst of laughter after seeing a grenade thrown into a baby's crib...
*Fallout mods have entered the chat*
Nooo 💀💀💀
*Skyrim mods have also entered the chat*
Fallout mods:
What about EATING the newborn??? Sound cool??? Don't you want to do it????? 👀
Lmfao
“Whoa! I can see right down the barrel!”
Another addition to the book of famous last words
Instructions unclear, in federal prison now.
Pardoned by president, work in PMC now
"We make our hands dirty to keep the world clean"
~ Captain Price
The devs really know how brutal players are😂
"Sorry Captain, the intrusive thoughts won"
Its not a war crime, its denying the enemy potential future recruits
Not funny. Babies are innocent.
@@zombiegamercat777 Even babies aren't innocent, they prolly murdered a kitten while their mother wasnt looking
@@Rickityswooty Wow. You don't see anything wrong with murdering a baby. I hope and pray dear friend that God opens your eyes and helps you to see that this is wrong.
@@zombiegamercat777 Ever heard of jokes?
@@zombiegamercat777 bro doesnt know what a joke is lmao
Imagine them saying: "Are you a psychopath? Stop playing this game and visit your local therapist" 💀
That was the darkest thing I’ve ever seen in a game I can’t believe they even let you kill the mom
That’s where u remind them they made it a “black ops mission” aka a mission where u literally kill any and every living soul that isn’t your team ☠️
what is the name of the mission :>
@@MrNaoki-hn3vd Clean house.
@@MrNaoki-hn3vd No Russian 😂😂
Killing children is very different from killing adults
@@charliewelch4301firstly it's a joke and secondly, babys yeah but kids around 10+ you kinda have to cause they can very easily try picking up that rifle someone you dropped was holding, it's absolutely fucking horrible but it's just a horror you have to accept in war
The first second of this short….
Me: ❗️🎦🎉
Mw community: "oh boy! I love me some war crimes!"
“Sir you killed a child”
“Great job, that right there is why you are the boss”
Not funny at all
@@zombiegamercat777 Then why can't you just ignore it then? Ever heard of scrolling down? you're crying about the same joke in every comment, getting annoying already.
@@acrommar. Well, for one thing mate, I'm not crying. And using your words against you, why did you stop and reply to my comment instead of just scrolling on? 🙃 Hope you have a wonderful, blessed day! Jesus loves you! ✝
@@zombiegamercat777 you don't like dark humour and thats the point of it, its not the type of humour for everyone, no one in an normal state of mind would willingly do that to an baby, just because you don't think its funny doesn't mean that other people can't laugh at it.
And about me just scrolling down, you're the only one here going on every comment saying "Not funny" or "Not cool" as if its going to solve anything, But you REALLY look like you care about the time that i spend commenting, so i will just follow your advice to not reply and follow with my life.
@@zombiegamercat777 why didnt jesus save the baby ☹😔😱
That’s a good loop you made, I genuinely thought before the end that I had to kill the baby
Thank you, consider yourself delightfully decieved
@@TheFrosty_1 actually a super clever way to use the loop. Bravo 👏
An IDF soldier would never be able to finish this game 💀
Makarov’s childhood be like :
Imagine if the game bans you from the campaign for killing the baby and you have to wait for 25 hours.
........... actually
@@corvenraine6301 ……….. actually
Bro took the whole new level
"no child support💀"
Not even funny man just sad😢
You tried to be funny but its oki.
@@Doge_streamsofficial yeah and later someone will say
"ItS nOt A rEaL bAbY"
@@theguest2984p
Bro said kill this baby or you will be punished 💀💀💀
Russians : we don't kill babys! What do you mean?
USA and isreal and British:
I go in there with doom music playing and fire a shotgun in the face and throw a flash at the baby no more seeing mommy for the rest of its life lmao
we both seen the same video
You’re so tuff and edgy
You are so perverted that you find killing babies funny?!?!?! I hope and pray you repent of this way of thinking.
"i'm gonna kill the baby"
"why?"
"you want him to pull a fucking batman move on us???"
"yeah,good point"
Shoots baby
Not cool or funny.
@@zombiegamercat777its just a joke relax.
@@eliezermarquez226bro just said it's not funny and then u come with a relax like he is comitting 3rd degree murder
"Kill this baby or you will be punished"
Got me in the first half
Meanwhile teenagers once gta 6 releases with kids in them: *weaklings*
The galactic empire begs to differ😂
"Please do not"
Nah
"children are non-combatant"
Also Israel soldier:i don't care because they use my pamper 😂
"Are you serious?" Me:yes i am just let me enjoy the game.
I know killing the mother is brutal but the act of the captain putting the child in the crib is very wholesome
But because the mother died, no one will look after the child, so it will soon die as well
They just killed that kid's mother. It's less than the bare minimum.
@@CadenOdyssey❤❤❤❤❤ I ❤❤❤❤❤
"Children are non-combatants."
The mother: 👁👄👁
Mooder*
I like how they knew people were going to do that for curiosity😂
Activision is like -
“We’re Evil but not that evil”
My response is “just ending a threat before it becomes a threat”
"Children are non-combatants" 💀
always gets me 😂
That’s actually warmhearted
The fact that someone found that on their own
NAH IM SHITTING MY SELF LAUGHING 🤣
This is the most likes I ever got thank you ❤️
(Edit) THANK YOU FOR 500 LIKES!!
here's a waffle 🧇
gl
@@Microcolnovka grenade launcher? 😱
@@Dr.Oofers Google ligma
You find murdering babies funny? Disgusting.
In American sniper the main character was going to shoot a child AKA non-combatant because he had a fucking rpg but at the last second the kid dropped it and run away. The main character had orders to kill anyone that had a weapon. Let's also not forget BO2 child soldiers.
Nah blud said kill this baby or you will be punished!💀💀💀
I have failed the mission towards an achievement and the game saved so this tip was really funny (horrifyingly) but also helpful. That is why I don't really use grenades in the level clean house, so I can save up to this.
"kill this baby or you will be punished!" is wild bro, you got me the first time
Japanese during ww2: i don't see the problem here
Bro took “watch to the end” to another level
“Children are non-combatants”
That one flashback mission:
"What the fuck are you doing?"
He's resisting.
Considering Gaz was a police officer originally
“Children are non combatants”
The mom:😠what about me
She was a supporter with a weapon at the ready maybe? She was a non-combatant when she got shot in the footage.
They just shouldn't have given it a hitbox, like Braith from Skyrim.
You know we all tried to kill her. 😅
Not me and besides what if someone you love got shot wouldn't you cry to I know it's a game but it's. messed up
@@user-bc5xh3ud6g uh.. Braith doesn't have a hitbox.. so swinging at her for being annoying doesn't do... anything 😅 I was making a case for why video games shouldn't allow actual hit boxes on children, this was a joke. Calm yourself, adventurer.
I..... I may have.... Done.... This......... More than a few times.......
“Ready Ike?! Kick the baby!”
“Don’t kick the goddamn baby- whaaaaaa!”
**crash**
e
*_Are You Serious_*
*_*Casually Kicks You Out Of Game_**
Anakin skywalker smiling from heaven
Well that sume up the IDF Soldier 😂
If this were a drone mission- you’d be given a purple heart
Nah with Biden you'd get all war awards and probably a doll or ice cream to go along with it if he could remember what he is doing there the whole time he is there without forgetting then he'll forget all about it as soon as he looks away from the person as he does in every video I've seen of him but he'll forget what he's talking about then he'll keep blabbering on about random things and describe America as and I quote "hehaklfhmepu" which he has done once so far I wouldn't be surprised if he did it more
Damn, even the games code questions your humanity
Normal Timeline: Leave them both alive.
Bad Timeline: Kill them both.
Worst Timeline: Kill the mom and the baby starts his whole villain arc and becomes the main antagonist for MW4.
A 4th time gets the actual cops knocking on your door
Ain't a war crime, we are just denying them future potential recruits
That is a horrible way of thinking.
"What are you doing?!"
Lowering potential enemy recruits