sub to shotgun willy Let him wake up in due time. This I sent that one Cthulhu f’UCK OFF guy you don’t need to be waking him up just to show him...well...
A few years back. He never explicitly stated it, but basically said how he didn’t like modern day structure, beauracracies, the state holding power, etc. Very decentralized stuff, and the basic ideals of anarchy, as a community is able to run autonomously without oversight. Anarchy is a lot more peaceful that the media portrays anarchy to be. Technically, all nomadic communities live in an anarchistic society.
I was woken up by "let's see what sounds I can make with this stripper" and lost it when I saw it was a can, and he was not in fact manipulating a scantily-clad lady
I think I started watching you my freshman year of high school and I just graduated undergrad. Just wanted to say thanks for keeping up with this all these years.
yeah congratulations!!!! edit: I'm going to be sappy as well, er kept me going for a few good months last year, I don't think I would've been able to get where I am without him, and I'll always be thankful. I wish you the best of luck in the future and stay strong 💞
I never got to experience high school. Got pulled outta 9th grade in 2015 due to depression hindering my work. I tried virtual school but it didn't work out. Here's hoping the virus clears up soon so I can get my GED.
Rift: How would you care for the sounds... Me: *closes my eyes to enjoy some asmr* Rift: of... a stripper? Me: *suddenly woke* IM SORRY WHAT?!? I was laughing more than relaxing when I looked at the screen
I desperately needed this. Trauma and flashbacks have made the tiniest inconveniences create a firy reaction. I needed to just release that energy and cry it out. You helped someone out even after 2 years of making this video. Thank you. Seriously.
Did u ever notice how much Rifts hair are changing over the months? From almost bald Kindnaper to mid-Long Prof Clements to Anger Managment Jesus? Ouh That escalated quickly thanks for your likes :)
I love it when Rift swears because it feels so out of place yet he uses it to make the situation funnier and more relatable, because a lot swear when we're upset.
Stages of anger. disturbance -> rage -> tiredness -> realisation -> regret -> sadness. I don't “hate” myself, but i really hate when i get angry, because i ruin others good mood and or destroy my own stuff... When you get angry, know this. It's only gonna hurt one person in the end. And that's you.
Bro the perfect time before my graduation tomorrow, me and my mom are stressed out and we are trying to find my dress shirt and i been pretty upset and stressed out, thank you sir for creating this to help me in my current need, tomorrow after my high school graduation I'll listen to this again while sitting in my computer chair looking at the book thing that my mom said they will give out. Thank you and for everyone else looking at this, I hope you enjoy relaxing and calming down like me. Soon to be high school graduate - Matt
Damn, I don't graduate until June 5th, and I'm not even 100% if I have the credits to pass. Online school has been real shifty and I'm stressed out if my mind not knowing if I'm actually graduating or not 😖
Thank you! I still come back to this video whenever I'm angry. It's the only one that feels genuine and understanding, not forcefully stifling the anger but letting it go and then letting it out with laughter instead.
Had an award ceremony for my school, got sent an invitation and everything. After an hour of kids getting awards, it turns out my brother was the one who received one. While I’m happy for him, it was embarrassing and upsetting for me. Decided to nap, and this perfectly popped up into my notifications. Perfect timing Rift, I appreciate it.
always hated awards ceremonies like that - won a few awards in my senior highschool year and decided to rip them up on the stage infront of the whole school
Today was a day where it felt like the whole world was against me , argued with friends , family , gf etc. I was so angry and after at least 10 hours , I couldn't calm myself down . So thank you For making these videos , because it calm me down and make me feel better ..
I like watching rift more because he doesn't constantly rely on others for collabs. Just rift and a camera. And yeah I'm aware that rift wouldn't like this comment, but as another Paul, it had to be said.
One day soon, ER is going to hit 1,000,000 subs on youtube. So unbelievably fast considering it was like 5 years since i stumbled across this channel. Absolutely amazing. I’m so excited!
The moment I literally said "I'd like some nice ASMR video right now" this notification showed up Thank you thank you and I guess it's time to work on the anger!
We always see the wholesome lovable uncle e, but at 3:48 he reminds us that he is still human and an adult. Uncle e never curses, is alwayse nice, and only slightly worrying to the parents of kids who watch his channel(lookin at you 666 sub special, and eldritch rp's). In this one he doesn't care if a few slip out because it is about anger and frustration and with those emotions you don't care about politeness and you respond better with a similar attitude(hense the cussing and sly adult oriented jokes).
@@bigbogmangoman2658 i am talking about his more pg videos that have been almost all of his content to date, i have watched some of his older works(his chinface was something else) and think if you put a video from back then vs now it would seem like two different people.
Something really unusual upset me tonight. It was scary to feel that upset and that gross over what to anyone else would be a total nothingburger of an issue. I'm glad there's always something on this channel to help me handle these things when they're too big for my brain to process fully. Everything else I found from other channels was for sadness, but that's not the emotion I'm having. Ik this video is two years old, but I'm still going to say thanks for it. The comfort helps, and the jokes help, the tingles help.
Hey, it's 2 am for me too! Also I've failed my enterance exams and still got into a kinda meh school! Most important thing is not to overstress I made some of the dumbest mistakes on my test. Also get some sleep man (I can't really say much at 2am myself)
“Let’s see what sound I can make with that stripper” “have u ever taped a stripper” how can he not laugh at these phrases I just finished the stripper part and now I just think this guy isn’t human for not laughing once with all the joke he made
Rift, I would like to say that your timing with this is on point. Such a short time after something horrible went wrong, you post this video and I get a notification on my phone. The perfect video theme at the perfect time. Thank you so much for this, after I finish writing I am gonna let myself sleep to this. I have genuinely felt like you've been a friend to me recently, and it has mattered to me, man. I hope you see this.
This is the first video i’ve come across of this channel and it is just the complete package, i’m sure all your other video’s are very nice as well. Earned a sub :)
Yea it dropped at a good time for me too. I have multiple assignments due in half an hour and my computer decided to stop working for an hour and I am now freaking out very badly
I literally just found out my restaurant is closing for good. From one of the bartenders. Because my former boss is too scared to tell anyone directly, so he got the bubbly blonde to do it for him. This is so perfectly timed it feels like the Truman Show. Cheers Rift.
I was crying and shaking before I watched this. About a minute and a half in-in breathing at a normal pace and my anxiety attack was already over. Keep in mind my anxiety attacks normally last a half an hour to an hour.
Genuinely needed this yesterday, and here it is today. It's probably just coincidence, but to me it's just more proof that you're a magician who conceals his powers to give other people laughter, smiles, calmness, and rest under the guise of endlessly creative ASMR videos
I remember when I first came across this Chanel (at least 7 years ago). It was the apocalypse video with his leather jacket. Funny how back then I remember I felt so weird about what I was watching, yet couldn’t stop watching to go to sleep.
I haven’t been able to sleep because I’m so angry and upset about the recent murder of George Floyd. I’m disgusted and my heart hurts for people of color. This video has allowed me to finally get some sleep, and has given my the energy that I need to keep learning, protesting, and spreading awareness on this topic
As someone who clicked on this video genuinely angry, the quarter pounder part made me laugh which calmed me down a bunch. Joking about different ways people get angry is comforting
It took my hair two years from buzzed to about the length Rift's is right now, but my hair also stops growing almost at all once it hits that length lol
No he just shots videos in different order from the one he is releasing them in. I found out when his beard magically grew in two days and then shrinked down again
@@boopsboops7692 depends. How much "use" has it gone through and who'd u get it from? I don't want a brain from some old smelly perverted grandpa. No offense.
I come back to your videos for when I get overwhelmed by big emotions, they helped me through so much already and I want to thank you for making them and being the person you are!
This channel is just an elaborate hair growing timelapse
😂🤣
True
Buddy do I have news for you
SkyHavenn the cycle resets...
I laughed a lot, thanks.
Somehow the line "I've been expecting you" feels incomplete without a person sitting in a chair stroking a cat.
you didn’t ask with respect
Oh yes
Slowly turning around after the chair was facing away from you
sub to shotgun willy
Let him wake up in due time. This I sent that one Cthulhu f’UCK OFF guy you don’t need to be waking him up just to show him...well...
Hi Kevin :)
I feel like ER doesn't get angry, just extremely disappointed
the first time i heard him say "fuck" scared the hell outta me
Alpha_Nexus473 oh god oh fu-
I mean he is an anarchist.
He’s got a lot of reasons to be angry.
Rose Where’d he say he’s an anarchist?•.•
A few years back.
He never explicitly stated it, but basically said how he didn’t like modern day structure, beauracracies, the state holding power, etc. Very decentralized stuff, and the basic ideals of anarchy, as a community is able to run autonomously without oversight.
Anarchy is a lot more peaceful that the media portrays anarchy to be.
Technically, all nomadic communities live in an anarchistic society.
RUclips has gotten to a point where I'm shocked/Impressed when someone just swears in their videos. Damn...
Lmao same
Or when someone uses the words covid, corona, or virus without censoring it. I’m always like woah will the algorithm let you do that?!
You must watch some lame content then lol
i always swear in my vids but thats prolly why i get 0 views 😂
@@thiccandridicc bruh
I realize the suggestive jokes are an attempt to make the angry and/or upset viewer smile. good on you uncle rift
Someone in the comments said _"Anger management Jesus"_ and I'm crying because it's so accurate
I mean... why not vent it out and pay some bills at the same time by grabbing some props, stepping in front of the camera and hitting record?
😅
must be new here, huh? ain't no vet still laughing at the milked dry "jesus" comments
@@thiccandridicc let people enjoy things
I think that comment was by pieguy56. I just spent 10 minutes looking for it 😂
Why would you repeat it and take away the credit he could have gotten instead of just liking it
I am angry and upset.
*Edit: I am no longer angry or upset.*
Character development
yes
Are you angry or upset?
A) Angry
B) Upset
C) Both
D) Yes
Oh well your comment sir is underrated
@@Rhovanion85 E) Instructions unclear, ended up in the Arctic instead
"I'm not sure if you've ever tapped a stripper before"
No rifty, sadly i have not.
Rob Kennedy 12:33
I have.
@@Tarking434 "You da tark, annim da tark slaya!" Please let this be the reason for your namesake. I love MESOW
Lowe Corp. dude I just quit playing that game to watch this video
Dwight Schrute was it fun
The light hearted jokes he makes with such a calm voice and a straight face just turns the anger into pure joy, I love it.
I was woken up by "let's see what sounds I can make with this stripper" and lost it when I saw it was a can, and he was not in fact manipulating a scantily-clad lady
He is hands down the most creative asmrist.
While he is my favorite, goodnight moons babblebrook series is fantastic
He's good but idk Dr.T is pretty creative.
Little Nicky yeah his videos are pretty T E C H N I C A L
Him and the Phoenician Sailor. Together? GOLD.
i love him, i love goodnight moon, and viva
6:39 The expression on ER's face when he says "and they fuck it up" is absolutely priceless
You can tell that shit's getting personal.
ThatLazGuy don’t mess with a mans sandwich
@@goodmorningu.s.a3595 oh yeah *never* mess with a man's sandwich
@@thatlazguy especially if he goes by the name heavy weapons guy
@@Uniformtree000 WHO TOUCHED SASHA WHO TOUCHED MY WEAPON!??!?!
I think I started watching you my freshman year of high school and I just graduated undergrad. Just wanted to say thanks for keeping up with this all these years.
Congrats!!!
Same man, the occasional upload from er during those times were a blessing.
Congrats on graduating man best of luck in the big world
yeah congratulations!!!!
edit: I'm going to be sappy as well, er kept me going for a few good months last year, I don't think I would've been able to get where I am without him, and I'll always be thankful.
I wish you the best of luck in the future and stay strong 💞
I never got to experience high school. Got pulled outta 9th grade in 2015 due to depression hindering my work. I tried virtual school but it didn't work out. Here's hoping the virus clears up soon so I can get my GED.
“That typical stripper aroma” ... cheap perfume, cigarettes, and sweat?
Makes sense
Y E S
I'm ya 69th like
@@elli0404 funni #
You mean Citrus?
"you have a really nice looking brain"
That got my feelings more than it should
Yooo same 😂
I like how this goes from being angry straight to talking about “strippers”
and dont forget about the melons
Mrbekfis they are great for talking your anger out on don’t you know
lol the best dad rp in the universe hahahhha
*crying*
He make imaginary booty bc corona
It through me off guard when he said “you just wanna hurt a mothetfucker”
My eyes had to open when he started talking about strippers.
Me too, I closed my eyes to relax then he said "strippers" and my eyes shot open real quick lol
*bruh sound effect #2 plays*
Ahahaa those citrus strippers tho 😂
Rift: How would you care for the sounds...
Me: *closes my eyes to enjoy some asmr*
Rift: of... a stripper?
Me: *suddenly woke* IM SORRY WHAT?!?
I was laughing more than relaxing when I looked at the screen
rightttt i was flipping on my right side with my phone on the left, and as soon as he said strippers my eyes were wide open and i flipped over lol
Me: So this is not a roleplay?
ER: I'm gonna use my telepathy powers *starts chanting*
Dude...he was speaking enchanting table.............dumbass
Just kinda vibing y'know
OOOH KA CHAKA
OOOH KA CHAKA
He removed my brain for a massage
ME : HEY! KEEP IT BACK
I desperately needed this. Trauma and flashbacks have made the tiniest inconveniences create a firy reaction. I needed to just release that energy and cry it out. You helped someone out even after 2 years of making this video. Thank you. Seriously.
Man I wish I could just hang out with him sometime and just like vibe with him ya know
This comment deserves a like 👍🏼
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@@okalright3941 gimmie em all
Yes, yes I do I know
@@okalright3941 uhm... Ok? 😆
Did u ever notice how much Rifts hair are changing over the months? From almost bald Kindnaper to mid-Long Prof Clements to Anger Managment Jesus?
Ouh That escalated quickly thanks for your likes :)
*years, but yeah it's really cool
I hope to have Jesus locks when I'm his age 🙏
It's ever-changing and a lot of us love it.
I'm waiting for the video where he shaves his head again and doesn't mention it at all
maybe he really is jesus and was sent down once again
"I've been expecting you"
God I love the way you do intro's man!!
He already knows you are depressed
And upset
@@CHIEF_ZARTHOLL Don't even have to say a thing!!
I love it when Rift swears because it feels so out of place yet he uses it to make the situation funnier and more relatable, because a lot swear when we're upset.
Swearing is good when you're angry
@@hammedburger3712it's unbelievably good when you're angry 😩🥰
Stages of anger.
disturbance -> rage -> tiredness -> realisation -> regret -> sadness.
I don't “hate” myself, but i really hate when i get angry, because i ruin others good mood and or destroy my own stuff...
When you get angry, know this. It's only gonna hurt one person in the end. And that's you.
I’m 14 and this is deep
Super You’re awesome! Be deep!
Super nothin wrong with expressing emotions and giving advice
Real shit I'm gonna remember that
Relatable
The fact that you're speaking so quietly forced me to quiet down my crying so I could hear you, which helped a lot without realizing it
ER either makes a smirk, a straight face, or not a face in all his thumbnails.
facts
Not really
It gives the same vibes as the pictures of the troll face looking at you straight on
I like his "questioning/concerned" face.
What is not a face? :D
I feel like the McDonald's bit was a personal vent Uncle Rift put in here
Haha, i actually walked inside a McDonalds cause they fucked up my order and they didn’t even blink
a meme comment LOL
@a meme comment The man behind the slaughter
@a meme comment name checked out
yea too many details
You can never tell whats the age of this man or what generation he's from
hehhoh i enjoy your pp
All of them
your pfp fit so well to the comment lmao
@@the25thbam24 what
if I'm not mistaken, he's 50, so he's gen X
I see why you chose those strippers. Their large cans really caught my eyes.
pleased with this hooman
Puns, the backbone of the internet👌🏻👌🏻
Good one
"wha- Jessica! Did you let the cage open again!?!? Look at what you did. He's making puns again. God dammit"
Slow clap but in a not so sarcastic way*
this calmed me down so fast. ive only recently been struggling with my anger, but your words really helped me. thank you
I was just crying my eyes out and opened RUclips to watch some ASMR to chill. This was in my recommended. Very glad this exsisted.
Bro the perfect time before my graduation tomorrow, me and my mom are stressed out and we are trying to find my dress shirt and i been pretty upset and stressed out, thank you sir for creating this to help me in my current need, tomorrow after my high school graduation I'll listen to this again while sitting in my computer chair looking at the book thing that my mom said they will give out.
Thank you and for everyone else looking at this, I hope you enjoy relaxing and calming down like me.
Soon to be high school graduate - Matt
I'm irritated uncle rift didn't pin this comment
Damn, I don't graduate until June 5th, and I'm not even 100% if I have the credits to pass. Online school has been real shifty and I'm stressed out if my mind not knowing if I'm actually graduating or not 😖
@@JacksBasement69 thank you
congrats on graduating!!! hope you find the shirt dude
@@ciarawilkins9931 we are gonna dig through the boxes we have, we moved 2 months ago
God's creating ER:
Well, a pinch of creativity and handsomeness to this guy...
Ooops!
"Agh darn it! Too much! Let me just.. take some out.. aw darn it again!! I knocked the entire thing into it"
“ Wait I can still fix this and try to take some out! Not again! I just broke humor and it’s getting into the whole ER batch!!! “
"Ok! Ok! This is ok! Maybe I can balance it out with some negative traits! Darn I'm out after the Logan Paul experiment!"
Oh well, guess I’ll just a few more good traits
Ironic about this, er is an atheist
Thank you! I still come back to this video whenever I'm angry. It's the only one that feels genuine and understanding, not forcefully stifling the anger but letting it go and then letting it out with laughter instead.
All the phrasing and unexpected escalations of the situations, I was dying laughing in a calm way. I eventually fell asleep 😂
ER: “you, me, and every other human being on this planet.”
Me: *cries in lizard person*
But you are included in "me," so you don't need to worry!
Lizard people are cool too!
@@melon5111 They are! 💙💚
try not to get eaten by a bird person today unless it's your fetish
Mark is that you
-Uncle E at the Barber: "Gimme that Viking Jesus look !"
-Barber:"Say no more, fam."
Wtf do you need a barber for to grow your hair out? I guess most guys are bald and can’t anyway
@@MustObeyTheRules dude be living in gta
Иοκτцяηаι lmao fr
"Just a wig and you'll be on your way.. oh, try not to walk near churches though."
@@MustObeyTheRules Can't they use a hair growth thing?
"Now might be a good time to get angry"
"That's my secret, ER. I'm always angry"
Should have went with AMD.
AMD лучше
@@tailgunner2 AMD IS BEST!!!
Me: *angy*
ER: Here’s just some aggressive levels of double entendres for you.
The chain you played with in the beginning literally gave me the biggest case of tingles I’ve ever had, no lie. My ear drums were buzzing.
ER swearing is the best thing I’ve ever heard
Rift:
No pickle, they always FUCK it up
Me:
O.o
Timestamp?
@@raefinoh1172 3:49
Comrade Smittmitt 6:00
Dude Named Dave
Me: -.-
3:49 damn that's the first time I ever heard him say that
I started laughing so hard from my sleep
he swears a lot in certain stuff
You can tell it came from the heart.
Oop..
Had an award ceremony for my school, got sent an invitation and everything. After an hour of kids getting awards, it turns out my brother was the one who received one. While I’m happy for him, it was embarrassing and upsetting for me. Decided to nap, and this perfectly popped up into my notifications. Perfect timing Rift, I appreciate it.
always hated awards ceremonies like that - won a few awards in my senior highschool year and decided to rip them up on the stage infront of the whole school
Hope you’re feeling better
@@XxxFoxionzxxX you are a good person.
Adam Luke May I ask why?
@@scatmann6502 because he is not a sheep like (prbly) you
Today was a day where it felt like the whole world was against me , argued with friends , family , gf etc. I was so angry and after at least 10 hours , I couldn't calm myself down
.
So thank you
For making these videos , because it calm me down and make me feel better ..
Gibi: "Can I touch your face?"
ER: 19:02
“JUST GIVE IT A GOOD SQUEEZE”.
That's next level asmr
Hes squeezing the expresso depresso out
Lmaooo
I like watching rift more because he doesn't constantly rely on others for collabs. Just rift and a camera.
And yeah I'm aware that rift wouldn't like this comment, but as another Paul, it had to be said.
i can't believe no one is mentioning the "grandma's melons" bit
Lmao
I don't get how you can say the stuff you say with a straight face.
Rift = “ I’ve been “
Me = ...
* feels like eternity *
Me = “ Been what man ?! “
ER: says something
me: that was the most relatable thing i’ve ever heard
this makes me feel like im not a rude person for being angry and un able to express and control my anger, thank you
Imagine a world where anger, misery, depression, sadness, anxiety, every bad feeling emotion just
Didnt exist
Man that would be a shit world
Sounds like some horrific story
Camping, but with a budget. Makes you think though, what exactly our daily lives would be if it was 100% positive and every single human got along
Animal crossing.
Yeah, there is even a song about this kinda illusional land, and its name is "halet hob"!
7:20 Actually it was my Nintendo Switch that I frisbeed through that window.
Dude nice!
Mood
_Nice Shot!_
_what the fuck Richard_
@@moreofmaura I WAS WAITING FOR THIS COMMENT xD
One day soon, ER is going to hit 1,000,000 subs on youtube.
So unbelievably fast considering it was like 5 years since i stumbled across this channel.
Absolutely amazing. I’m so excited!
He's done it 😊
I can just imagine that ER went to a Carl’s Jr. Drive-through, got his order fucked up, and thought to himself that it would make a good video topic
00:00 intro+chain noises
10:26 can of stripper
19:03 brain massage
25:15 chicken
28:35 cone of calm
36:53 melons
44:35 melon brushing
50:43 cone of sleep
Enjoy timestamps
Thank you for time stamps
Thanx
Didn't know they put em in cans
Thank you!!!!
THE COMMENTS ALONE ARE MAKING MY MOOD GET BETTER
The moment I literally said "I'd like some nice ASMR video right now" this notification showed up
Thank you thank you and I guess it's time to work on the anger!
A S S
We always see the wholesome lovable uncle e, but at 3:48 he reminds us that he is still human and an adult. Uncle e never curses, is alwayse nice, and only slightly worrying to the parents of kids who watch his channel(lookin at you 666 sub special, and eldritch rp's). In this one he doesn't care if a few slip out because it is about anger and frustration and with those emotions you don't care about politeness and you respond better with a similar attitude(hense the cussing and sly adult oriented jokes).
He has a video called calm the fu⭐️k down so idk where you got no cursing from
Old E always cursed, dont know where you got no cursing from
he cussed in the vid, but nice comment
@@klaedoe9042 i said he does cuss in the video and even marked witha a timestamp
@@bigbogmangoman2658 i am talking about his more pg videos that have been almost all of his content to date, i have watched some of his older works(his chinface was something else) and think if you put a video from back then vs now it would seem like two different people.
Something really unusual upset me tonight. It was scary to feel that upset and that gross over what to anyone else would be a total nothingburger of an issue. I'm glad there's always something on this channel to help me handle these things when they're too big for my brain to process fully. Everything else I found from other channels was for sadness, but that's not the emotion I'm having. Ik this video is two years old, but I'm still going to say thanks for it. The comfort helps, and the jokes help, the tingles help.
I'm still coming back to this 2 years later. Thank you again. This video only has saved me from so many meltdowns. Thank you.
It’s almost 2 am and I’m freaking about my high school acceptance exam and interview and this really helped, thank you :)
Hey, it's 2 am for me too!
Also I've failed my enterance exams and still got into a kinda meh school!
Most important thing is not to overstress
I made some of the dumbest mistakes on my test.
Also get some sleep man (I can't really say much at 2am myself)
Gl! I live in a place with a very competitive school system but just go to sleep and go with your gut
All the very best from Britain 🇬🇧 you’ll smash it
Hi fuckers my idea is to cheat or fuck the school system and go down to the pitch
@@ryancarey6089 calm down there bucko, also it doesnt work like that
“Let’s see what sound I can make with that stripper” “have u ever taped a stripper” how can he not laugh at these phrases
I just finished the stripper part and now I just think this guy isn’t human for not laughing once with all the joke he made
He's a professional of course he ain't laughing
thats the funny part
Professionals do it best XD not to mention he’s probably had to laugh about it either before or after this video
He may have actually. At around 11:35 or 11:40 he cuts the video and starts again. Plus, he was totally smirking at some of the stuff he said lol.
Or he can’t laugh because he doesn’t have his brain
I CAN'T WAIT FOR HIM TO HIT 1 MILLION!!!!!! he deserves it so much.
This is perfect. Quite frankly I felt really enraged from the day I had and listening to this at the end of it is just what I need.
this guy has the weirdest, most unusual asmr ever and i love it
Rift, I would like to say that your timing with this is on point. Such a short time after something horrible went wrong, you post this video and I get a notification on my phone. The perfect video theme at the perfect time. Thank you so much for this, after I finish writing I am gonna let myself sleep to this. I have genuinely felt like you've been a friend to me recently, and it has mattered to me, man. I hope you see this.
ER knows all. He does things for us and doesn't even expect a thanks from us. He truely is an example of kindness in the modern world.
Commander Warcraft goldfish drown?
@@user57614 worse, ran out of controller batteries just before saving
Just about what I expected from RUclips comments. Only wanted to express my thanks to him guys, jeez :c
@@AnnaWarcraft well I hope things get better from now on Mr commander! I'm sending u all my good vibes, and stay strong!
6:31 lmao he's speaking from personal experience it seems
10:30 to any with there eyes closed I guarantee that they weren’t closed after he said that
This is the first video i’ve come across of this channel and it is just the complete package, i’m sure all your other video’s are very nice as well. Earned a sub :)
Ephemeral Rift: ASMR for the Angry & Upset
Also Ephemeral Rift: Summoning Satan for Your Relaxation
Perfect after an hour of doom eternal
You wanna say that to my face
@@unclehowdy409 get outta here fake ass master chief
@@nightterrors2976 halo and doom are the same fcking thing
We are suposed to be friends not enemies
@@LucianoMas-t7b tell that to the covenant
All fps games are the same
No one:
ER: TOUCH GRANDMAS MELONS
Yeah, why is nobody talking about the whole grabbing grandma's melons thing
@@Kandy792 i died thats why
@@SilverLotus187 ah, good reason
where´it at doe?
Godzilla had a stroke upon hearing that and fucking died
Literally dropped the second I needed this. Thanks
yup me too
Yea it dropped at a good time for me too. I have multiple assignments due in half an hour and my computer decided to stop working for an hour and I am now freaking out very badly
Yeah I'm so glad I stayed up til 2am (EU), while it's probably still like 7pm in the us.
Fr
Same
The amount of innuendos is amazing. This man is great.
How dose he hold his composure through these I sat here dyeing of laughter when he was talking about the Striper
*how does
*dying
*stripper
Jesus Christ, learn how to spell
@@bardia-mn4vz i’m pretty sure jesus christ knows how to spell. he’s jesus. idiot
@@winkythreebeak260 :p
19:16 - Previously unsaid sentences in human history
Question: I still don’t know if that’s an actual brain or not.
ever heard of a hair-brained idea? lol
@@boopsboops7692 brains are actually grey
@@liminalgamer935 I know sheep brains are grey. Makes sense.
@@liminalgamer935 And the cerebellum has a consistency only slightly thicker than Jello.
Gotta appreciate the realistic “blinking” effect that Rift added in 9:27. Amazing!
Woooow that was the quickest edit ever,
That really confused me cause I blinked myself exactly as it happened. Thought "why were my eyelids so square"
I literally just found out my restaurant is closing for good. From one of the bartenders. Because my former boss is too scared to tell anyone directly, so he got the bubbly blonde to do it for him. This is so perfectly timed it feels like the Truman Show. Cheers Rift.
I was crying and shaking before I watched this. About a minute and a half in-in breathing at a normal pace and my anxiety attack was already over. Keep in mind my anxiety attacks normally last a half an hour to an hour.
That's a mood my dude.
I get the same thing, hope you doing well.
Doctor Crooks
You too, thanks!
Hello, I hope you're doing well.
He doesn't look or sound like my dearly departed dad, but the calm-in-a-storm energy was spot on. Thank you!
For some reason you and Dr. T have the most unique "triggers", when all the other artists use makeup brushes
Gg for listening to the other legend
MassageASMR too
Mood.
i always love juxtaposed usernames in ASMR comment sections. lmao
Ikr
Genuinely needed this yesterday, and here it is today. It's probably just coincidence, but to me it's just more proof that you're a magician who conceals his powers to give other people laughter, smiles, calmness, and rest under the guise of endlessly creative ASMR videos
You should make one for the Sad and Lonely next time, I could use that.
No bagel deserves to be sad. I hope someone spreads their bestest most tastiest cream cheese onto you and every other bagel gets super jealous
I’m so sorry for you mr bagel. Would you like some cheese?
@@CheeseburgersAndBeer Awww this is literally the sweetest thing I've read all day.
y'all ever just listening, not actually watching
then you hear stripper
and honestly
with ER
nothing surprises you anymore
GAY
I remember when I first came across this Chanel (at least 7 years ago). It was the apocalypse video with his leather jacket. Funny how back then I remember I felt so weird about what I was watching, yet couldn’t stop watching to go to sleep.
The "I've been expecting you" hit a little bit different tho..........
"I've been.................. expecting you"*
Mr Anderson
Mr. Bond
“I see you shiver, with antici........
.....pation.
ii got flashbacks to vannos.......the screaming still haunts me
Anger manegment Jesus: 26:45
Me: T H E S A C R E D T E X T S
"Anger Manegement Jesus" it's perfekt
We need a rubber chicken cult asmr, only then would my life be complete
I haven’t been able to sleep because I’m so angry and upset about the recent murder of George Floyd. I’m disgusted and my heart hurts for people of color. This video has allowed me to finally get some sleep, and has given my the energy that I need to keep learning, protesting, and spreading awareness on this topic
As someone who clicked on this video genuinely angry, the quarter pounder part made me laugh which calmed me down a bunch. Joking about different ways people get angry is comforting
I can’t tell if he wears a wig or if his hair just grows unnaturally fast
Legend says that he has different heads but with the same face, he just switches it every video he been done do
It took my hair two years from buzzed to about the length Rift's is right now, but my hair also stops growing almost at all once it hits that length lol
Last time we saw his face was two weeks ago, and... yeah.
hes had long hair for a while.. he just pulls it back, so it looks short in vids
No he just shots videos in different order from the one he is releasing them in. I found out when his beard magically grew in two days and then shrinked down again
I don't have the energy to go into it but I need this so much right now. Thank you, sincerely.
Saaaaaaaaame ✌️
When ER grabbed my brain out of my head... I really felt that.
I was angry and upset. Thank you for calming me down.
I just think this guy deserves all the success in the world since he’s simply perfect in what’s doing. Bravo!
“I’ve been expecting you”
Goosebumps went down my back! 😳
Who doesn’t....
Alanluigi25 XD apparently people who hate ASMR 🤷🏽♂️
“Visit grandma and rub her melons together” 😂
ER: "Mind if I borrow your brain?" Me: *Chuckle*
can't borrow something that wasn't there in the first place...
sensei soup
I have spares, you want some?
@@boopsboops7692 depends. How much "use" has it gone through and who'd u get it from? I don't want a brain from some old smelly perverted grandpa. No offense.
sensei soup
Well I have a couple that are from Canada, some from Mx Donald’s, some from hell itself, and some from the local park.
D C save those for me
This is my go to video for angery sessions of battlefield when I just ragequit before trying to throw a controller I can't afford to replace
I come back to your videos for when I get overwhelmed by big emotions, they helped me through so much already and I want to thank you for making them and being the person you are!