Slime Rancher - The Rubik's Noob
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- Опубликовано: 11 мар 2021
- The Little Jermaid
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DISGRACED archaeologist ABANDONS the desert to become a SLIME rancher
Did my man dirty
DISGRACED slime rancher ABANDONS the slimes to solve a RUBIK'S cube
1. This was before the archeology stream 2. It was geology
@@TheCat_3 INGRATE chat member RUINS joke with UNWANTED TRUTH and LOGIC
@@TheCat_3 Sure, but this video came out after the archeology stream, and the fact that it wasn't archeology is part of the bit.
Jigsaw accidentally blowing himself up mid sentence is now canon.
It is. The jerma lore wiki added it quickly.
@@PizzboyGetsPizzas ugh, now all the new jigsaw streams are going to be prequels.
@@havoclights9673 he survived but hes just a head and leg in a jar
The idea of someone stopping in the middle of a saw trap to google the solution is incredibly funny to me
And then immediately getting lost again and giving up on googling it.
I can't believe Saw Jigsaw is fucking dead
Later at Jermania 2021:
"Gas. Gas."
Jerma: "He lives!"
Billy Games
@@SmeddyTooBestChannel what
@@billieclubbb2418 gas
Saw Jigsaw is Sans Undertale’s fourth cousin
Jigsaw has become one of the greatest recurring characters in JermaLore. The Saw-related bits are always top level
The 'forgot the rubix cube' part has me painfully laughing for like 5 minutes straight
"I filled this room with *GAS* , make sure not to breathe in the *GAS* "
@@lautarobadin "something something *GAS* something something *GAS* "
This is historically one of the best "one guy" moments of Jerma streams 2021.
what's a one guy moment
@@maurer7279 When one guy's comment in chat derails the stream to a completely new direction
@@h1ppidippi it’s a shame lol I liked seeing jerma play slime rancher. Do you know if he’s gonna keep playing it?
@@maurer7279 If I recall correctly he streamed it three times and on the third one he said he was done with it for the time being
@@maurer7279 You can watch the entire playthrough on twitch
I just made the most. SCRUMPTIOUS cake
Fuck ever since I heard him say that I can't stop saying it aaaaaaa
cyanide is in your cake, i put cyanide in your cake, there is nothing funny about this, cyanide is in your cake, cyanide is in your cake, im losing it, cyanide is in your cake, please refrain from consuming your cake, i have put cyanide in your cake :)
captain,
Up until this stream, I thought that line existed, hours spent trying to search variations of "Neelix cake" to find this stupid line Jeremy just completely made up in his head
I never knew what that was referencing until this video
"There's a stock market in this game. This game is awesome."
Gambling addict found a new way to gamble
How is it gambling lmao
@@TieflingInAJar investing is just gambling but slower
@@TieflingInAJar Casinos and the stock market operate on the same basic principle: that of people making money by exploiting a chaotic system that nobody understands or controls. The difference between the two is that returns on the stock exchange statistically tend upwards over time, since the economy is continually growing; while casinos tend downwards, since the house always wins. On the small scale, however, there are random fluctuations that are remarkably similar between the two. Hence, the biggest payout from stocks comes from sticking with them and doubling down, and the biggest payout from casinos comes from leaving after the first small win.
@@albertskoften1452 economically continuing to grow, until the inevitable every 5-10 year DOW market crash, leading to another proxy war to keep up the profit margin for the people who already own everything they could possibly ever want
I love how he calls the Pogofruit the Pog-Fruit
Scrumptious
pog pog fruit
PogO-Fruit
Who doesn't
That made me irrationally mad
Absolutely losing it at the mental image of Jigsaw making Jerma comfy and bringing him delicious meals to motivate him to solve the Rubik’s cube
Jigsaw, gets diagnosed with cancer and becomes a serial killer.
Cause of death: Held grenade too long.
Hearing the Saw theme swell as a grief stricken Jerma repeatedly asks Jigsaw if they’re okay after hearing a grenade explosion cut them off mid sentence completed me
Jerma still denies that Saw says nerve agent instead of gas in the movies.
Gas is said in the games a lot. He mistook the games (that he steamed) for the movies.
LOL
*gas*
*gas*
not a collab I was expecting to see when I woke up today
*gas*
*gas*
When the grenade goes off in jigsaws face I was laughing so hard that I got a noise complaint. Possibly one of the best Jerma moments of all time, I need to see this bit animated
Wow, someone complained about laughing? What kind of sad sorry people "report" laughter
@Chaoswraith truly disgusting that some "people" would do this...
@@chaoswraith we don't know what time scale this is on, he could've been doing this for hours and hours
@@user-qf2rx8ir3n also disgusting that the landlord would take that complaint seriously
@Stardust Striker ur pf pic is gross lol
Every stream involving Saw is golden
I was in tears when he realized how off the voice changer was at 12:00
The completely unintelligible bit before it is what always gets me
Lol
24:49 I'm crying in bed with laughter at this. The fuckin Slime Rancher Music playing behind the Rubik's cube tutorial and then the Saw music kicks in on top of all of it. Holy shit 😂😂🤣
Gas is Saw’s stim word
iconic
Whoever chooses the intro movie clips is so on point every time
Oh, well that must have been the editor, _________ . _________ really knows what they're doing with this editing thing. We should all strive to be like _________ .
What's your avatar
@@Dr_Pickle anime girl eating a burger
These vods CARRIED me throughout the blackout in my area
jerma's getting me through quarantine 110%
His brain was OFF this stream. Off the shits or just plain off, I'm not sure.
I just can't believe how absurd Jerma is...
I'll never get tired of it.
The whole Tarr incident almost made me lose my mind
when I saw the two different largos in the corral I was screaming in my head
27:19 "Have you eaten all of your snake potanoes, green peans, and sammin?"
9:06 "chickens can't fly silly"
When I had chickens they roosted on a branch ten feet off the ground. The only reason they stopped and went back to their coop was that raccoons started climbing the tree and killing them. Chickens can't *fly* but they could easily jump over that fence.
Jerma in a saw trap would run out of time because he was start ranting to nobody
Jaw wouldn't even set up a death trap he jsut wants a private jerma stream of him solving children's puzzles poorly
absolutely stunning how funny these bits are when he just makes them up on the fly
I lol'd at the thought of someone stopping in the middle of saws puzzle to Google a how to video lmao.
Gonna be a tough oneguy moment to beat this year.
This could win best oneguy moment and best 5+ minute joke
ya so about that
@@natefroggy3626 What beats it out?
@@apiellis7679 dollhouse?
@@natefroggy3626 The dollhouse isn't really a oneguy moment, just a cool event.
I’m glad jigsaw is talking through a wiimote
Every second he didn't sell that gold plort my fucking heart was exploding out of my chest
GAS arc is the funniest thing I have ever seen jerma do
He made the most scrumptious cake
The rubik's cube bit is actually one of my favorite bits of all time. I was laughing so hard when it happen that I started just crying. I've watched the entire 30 minute section of the vod at least 20 times by now
These thumbnails are so beautiful honestly.
Thank you, I’m happy you think so!
@@captainomelette They're here Pog.
The tutorial with the SAW theme is absolutely amazing oh my god 24:50
bro I love the accidental bit at the end where saw blows himself up, that shit was so funny
In reality Jigsaw was just such a big fan of the Sus guy that he self-reported rather than oust Jeremy.
Jigsus 😳
@@alphalax7747 oh no
When the
this stream actually made me learn how to cube and get into speedcubing, I'm 1:03 right now with roux
You fast af boy
nice!!!
What’s your personal record now?
"SAW doesn't like tacos."
How does he even manage to make slime rancher so tense
This man has eldritch chaos god vibes
one of the best saw bits and oneguy moments ever
Nancy Drew: "Cats can have a little carrot"
i looked it up and apparently it's fine to give them carrot although they are carnivorous
That crazy frog impression was so spot on that it smacked me with a wave of both nostalgia and terror
I have never been more exited to see the word "rubik's" in my notifications
9:15 Are we going to mention how good of a chicken noise Jerma does
Collective “One Guy” moment for Jerma Rumble: Resurrection
i'll never forget how i put 'mediocre link' in chat when it first came up
Local streamer GAS gas gas GAS gas GAS GAS.
This game is super underrated, I love how much he loves it
i still don’t forgive him for like never ridding of the tar slimes, he’d just run past them and let them feast on the poor slimes. what a fucking monster
Its jerma, he probably doesn't even remember he has the water pack
DERANGED streamer does NOTHING while HELPLESS slimes are DEVOURED
"What's going on in here" is my favorite Jerma quote of a not real phrase from a character who never said the phrase in question
The slime rancher saga is absolutely legendary, on par with the debt origin saga
This is definitely gonna be nominated for the best one guy moment this year.
fantastic Globglobgabgalab impression, even if he got the lyrics wrong
I am the yeast of thought and mind, I am the yeast of thought and mind!
I love how jerma perfectly experienced the game the devs wanted. The tarr outbreak was a perfect way to teach the player about largos
putting an ad right before jerma left his house fully confident that the tarr despawned when he slept was the equivalent to punching all the stream-watchers in the face through the screen
The Saw Rubik's Cube is already a strong contender for Best One Guy Moment of 2021.
I love how he thinks he's called SAW.
Jerma made me addicted to slime rancher. It's a poorly optimised game for console (especially when you're in the jungle biome) but it's extremely fun once especially when you unlock slime science and make big boy money
Not gonna lie. I have no clue how to solve these either.
Jerma and his bits, still fire as ever - I'm crying laughing over that Saw bit LMAO
oh man I left before the second saw bit with the actual digital rubix cube. I had absolutely no idea that happened. holy shit I'm in tears
21:05 is nobody going to talk about that SPOT ON meatwad impression??
Cant believe he became one of those children's slime making channels. Disgraceful
Oh my fucking god, this is one of Jerma's best bits hands down, I love his Jigsaw so much.
Local streamer forces giant ball shaped animals to eat chickens
4:15 Stealth Ooey-Gooey Moment
AudioJungle
If I hear the Saw theme one more time in my life I'm going to lose my mind
I have watched very few Jerma streams live this year. I am very, very glad that I was able to watch this happen. This was one of the funniest moments I have ever experienced in my life.
When did this stream happen?
@@dianas6800 I think February 13th, not completely sure though.
@@oranguchad6940 damn that was recently can’t believe I missed it
Crazed streamer confuses cats for bunnies, thinks chickens can fly, and gets trapped by John Saw
Jermas absurdity knows no bounds. Scientists are gonna study his brain for centuries to come.
As soon as Jerma realizes there’s a stock market, it’s all down hill from there
Local rancher develops mad slime disease due to colored cube overexposure
I love how even with all his rambling, the counter still got nowhere even _close_ to the end. And it only got funnier as time went on XD
Lol "nobody actually has to do any of this stuff the door is open"
He tries to solve the cube for three seconds and then immediately demands to eat a grenade. This man's ADHD is infuriating lol.
I love that he almost never feeds any slimes this whole video. they’re all pissed and hungry lmao
8:06 jerma predicts the new type of slime in Slime rancher 2
Someone really needs to make those last couple minutes into an animated bit
I love how he pulls up a tutorial video in the middle of the saw trap
"im sure theres one in there" god jerma streams are on another level
Also the idea of a saw victim just pulling up a RUclips tutorial is unbelievably hilarious
I pray this wins bets one guy moment for this year, there's been a lot of great moments but this stream got 100% derailed for hours because of one guys efforts and jermas improv ability
24:37 "I get it, I know what to do"
*"I have no idea what to do"*
Imagine the lock to the treasure chest was a rubicks cube
15:22 is unironically so cute :<
he got booped collectin chickens
Man I've watched and rewatched this video so many times
These thumbnails have been great lately, love the art
I just want to know why he said he could solve a rubix cube if he could never in a million years solve a rubix cube
16:47 “this is the dollar store how good can it be”
I like saw says "good luck" when dropping a grenade into a room
These were really chill streams depending on how chill you can get with the chaotic force that is jerma985
20:51 It's like the touch tank at an aquarium and those are like stingrays.
the best thing about jerma is how it can go from slime rancher to saw in like 5 seconds
scrumptious
The saw bit gave me back cramps from how hard I was laughing.
I can't explain how happy I am that he played this. I just KNEW he would love it.
The pure joy and happiness I heard from Jerma when he found the clip (scrumptious cake clip) Really made my day.