The RoastMasters 3.6.18: Chloe McGovern vs. James Pontillo

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  • Опубликовано: 28 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 115

  • @sethc2241
    @sethc2241 6 лет назад +56

    "youre just mad because I look the step dad that doesnt touch you anymore" dear god next level savagery

  • @thenewlc
    @thenewlc 6 лет назад +16

    round 3 was so great that it seemed like they co-wrote it. the back and forth was perfection.

    • @jamespontillo7243
      @jamespontillo7243 6 лет назад +5

      AJC1983 it was awesome ! we did not co write any of the jokes tho

  • @LavishPatchKid
    @LavishPatchKid 5 лет назад +30

    That vaccination joke was gold.

  • @brandonbombay6338
    @brandonbombay6338 6 лет назад +23

    Don't know what was a better upgrade: adding the second box on the screen for the judges comments, or swapping out Yamaneika for Lisa Anne

  • @spensert4933
    @spensert4933 6 лет назад +48

    I can't believe I have watched all of these but it is worth it, I think.

    • @2chubby4u
      @2chubby4u 6 лет назад +6

      Ive watched almost all of them and i can't believe they dont have more views...? This is one of the best youtube channels i have cum across

    • @CroElectroStile
      @CroElectroStile 6 лет назад

      i wont watch everyone for sure, can you point out some good ones, if you want lol

    • @rooroorahrah
      @rooroorahrah 6 лет назад

      Value is subjective. Worst case scenario we can always count on Voss' fun confused uncle energy. Throw in Eli calling deformed people retarded, the occasional too honest judge and the potential to witness a rare great battle and it isn't as depressing as it feels.

    • @2chubby4u
      @2chubby4u 6 лет назад

      CroElectroStile Last week they had Chris Crespo on twice and he was hilarious

  • @davidb2221
    @davidb2221 6 лет назад +10

    That double box is a great addition and not judging on just the "one more joke" is also great. Thanks Luis.

  • @RequiemofaMadman
    @RequiemofaMadman 6 лет назад +16

    Love the two windows for judge commentary

  • @jankinflames
    @jankinflames 6 лет назад +26

    aawww shit James was lethal in round 3... gr8 job man!

  • @laporte1625
    @laporte1625 6 лет назад +7

    These were hilarious! One of the greatest battles! Great job to both. Can't pick a winner personnally!

  • @FAKhan11
    @FAKhan11 6 лет назад +8

    Damn. James saving those fatalities for the third round.

  • @ameroamigo1
    @ameroamigo1 3 года назад +1

    Amazing battle all three rounds

  • @dusfug
    @dusfug 5 лет назад +3

    I hate how bad a dude has to destroy a female in these to win, Vos is generally a shameless scoundrel when it comes to this, but he was the only one who called it right here, there was a clear winner and It wasn’t close, rounds 2, 3, and the one more joke were absolutely dominanted by lurch.

  • @ChaosTheory9
    @ChaosTheory9 3 года назад +2

    Whose the Madam Tussaud’s statue next to Big Jay?

  • @ardaorhan
    @ardaorhan 6 лет назад +12

    Bruh, why is Lisa Ann judging roast comedy? Only roasts she's familiar with are spit-roasts.

  • @sanjuansteve
    @sanjuansteve 6 лет назад +5

    I love the vaccination joke! lol

  • @shauncarter9631
    @shauncarter9631 6 лет назад +7

    these 2 were funny as, shame about the energy in the room

  • @joetrolo7076
    @joetrolo7076 4 года назад

    That was one of my favorites!!

  • @BrendanWhelan
    @BrendanWhelan 6 лет назад +3

    can Rich Voss ever say a sentence without saying "fucking"

  • @courtneys8517
    @courtneys8517 6 лет назад +13

    Haha at the end she’s so mad

    • @bobburns1391
      @bobburns1391 6 лет назад

      Courtney S why would that be funny... and she got more compliments from the judges than you have in your entire life. Doubt she's mad

  • @SniffyPoo
    @SniffyPoo 6 лет назад +1

    that third round was fire

  • @remimarkable4834
    @remimarkable4834 6 лет назад +10

    Thee Lisa Ann? Why am I not there drooling?

    • @guckingfuy1
      @guckingfuy1 6 лет назад

      shoot me now I'm in canada

    • @remimarkable4834
      @remimarkable4834 6 лет назад +2

      I dream of nailin Palin because of her. (and banging my friend's girlfriend in the bowling lane bar, while he bangs mine on the lane... somehow)

    • @wasnt_it
      @wasnt_it 6 лет назад +4

      shes a thousand year old bag of saline.

    • @remimarkable4834
      @remimarkable4834 6 лет назад +5

      Al Raw I don't need dirty talk, I'm already turned on

  • @rooroorahrah
    @rooroorahrah 6 лет назад +5

    I thought each had one or two good jokes and a bunch of generic roast material. I'm assuming the judges are overreacting in part due to seeing much worse battles prior to this. Jay claiming that either could be challengers for Eli was silly... Also, muppet Gabby > Lisa.

  • @zenegg99
    @zenegg99 6 лет назад +2

    Whats the outro song? "Perfect"

  • @ansmfella
    @ansmfella 2 года назад

    I got a contact high across time and the internet from whatever everyone was on that night. Great battle also btw

  • @johndennison6691
    @johndennison6691 6 лет назад +2

    enjoying the videos but not giving a shit what the panel has to say

  • @theoma4576
    @theoma4576 Год назад

    This is great. I wish i knew about this channel earlier 😢

  • @jordantyers119
    @jordantyers119 6 лет назад +2

    Fuckin brutal!!!

  • @Tapndatass
    @Tapndatass 6 лет назад

    Eli's mathlete joke was fucking gold, so many people look stupid and smart like him.

  • @franciscod5987
    @franciscod5987 6 лет назад +5

    Great battle! Finally, a nice female addition to the judges panel too!

    • @Tapndatass
      @Tapndatass 6 лет назад +2

      Yeah if she didn't have access to a mic.

  • @wolfgangcho9236
    @wolfgangcho9236 6 лет назад +2

    really funny

  • @modjuarez7690
    @modjuarez7690 5 лет назад +1

    Monotone Comedy at its best

  • @user-rm5gi5rh8r
    @user-rm5gi5rh8r 6 лет назад

    fucking eli, i lol'd

  • @privysorrow5120
    @privysorrow5120 6 лет назад

    Lewis needs to learn who the fuck Slayer is.

  • @bobbymarm9978
    @bobbymarm9978 6 лет назад +3

    Is that sexy Gabby laughing ?

    • @SNNetwork
      @SNNetwork 6 лет назад

      Bobby Marm its gotta be her

    • @rooroorahrah
      @rooroorahrah 6 лет назад

      It's sad that I instantly recognized her laugh too.

  • @salexmatei
    @salexmatei 6 лет назад

    good god what a battle. and eli with his mathletes in the special olympics. Eli you're the king

  • @musadigobo4706
    @musadigobo4706 Год назад

    😂😂😂😂

  • @Mathewdavid4
    @Mathewdavid4 3 года назад

    Hahaha pretend she got punched at black panther hahahaha hahaha dish out sick burns

  • @mikeb6572
    @mikeb6572 6 лет назад +2

    James. Your shit was funny. Now work on that swaying.

  • @Nahrix
    @Nahrix 6 лет назад +1

    What was up with that woman judge?
    She looked like a realdoll version of Cruella Devile.
    She looked like an animatronic version of herself.
    She looked like too much plastic surgery using actual plastic.

    • @Abhisekko
      @Abhisekko 3 года назад +1

      thats lisa ann

  • @shermanali2632
    @shermanali2632 6 лет назад +1

    Eli! When you hit the big time,better come back...you’re funny 😆 funny!💥☄️✌️

  • @rustknuckleirongut8107
    @rustknuckleirongut8107 6 лет назад +5

    Big Jay needs to grow a spine and start voting proper. The whole forcing a third round all the time by either letting everyone else vote first and then voting for whomever he needs to get a third round or just calling for a third round when there is a clear winner needs to stop. He is making it pointless to have other judges as its always going to be what ever Jay wants. He basically tries to gerrymander every fucking vote to his choice.

    • @bobburns1391
      @bobburns1391 6 лет назад +2

      Rustknuckle Irongut it's just for fun dude chill the fuck out XD

    • @2chubby4u
      @2chubby4u 6 лет назад +2

      He saw that they both had good jokes and they went to round 3 to make us happy and it was worth it

    • @BlackThailand
      @BlackThailand 6 лет назад

      lol wow gerrymander. i forgot ALL about that word! aint heard that shit for almost 3 decades!! thank u!! lmao

    • @fromhereon
      @fromhereon 6 лет назад +1

      James won round 2 before Jay voted.

    • @moonshinethics
      @moonshinethics 2 года назад

      @@fromhereon agree

  • @rachelw821
    @rachelw821 6 лет назад +1

    I liked the whale/heart attack joke it actually made me lol

    • @jakelm4256
      @jakelm4256 5 лет назад

      It was just a yo mama joke in disguise, and yo mama jokes are a usually a big no no.

    • @reggiee8590
      @reggiee8590 Год назад

      I did too. I think it went over everyone's head

  • @OneManParade
    @OneManParade 3 года назад

    Beoooch! You're not hot enough to be mean.

  • @eldcote
    @eldcote 6 лет назад

    I can hear Gabby!

  • @rachelw821
    @rachelw821 6 лет назад

    What the hell is courtney cox doing with the judges? She needs to lay off the face lifts

  • @jonjohnson1978.
    @jonjohnson1978. 5 лет назад

    Reading the first joke is pathetic

  • @shermanali2632
    @shermanali2632 6 лет назад +1

    Holy Shit! Funny both of them,that was a draw!....Until the last joke!💥👏✌️

  • @AMoati
    @AMoati 6 лет назад +2

    why do you put depressing music at the end of your videos?

    • @Tapndatass
      @Tapndatass 6 лет назад

      I think it might be from Jackass. The guy that films is associated with Kill Tony and maybe this too, I'm not sure though.

    • @onpsxmember
      @onpsxmember 6 лет назад +5

      That has been the outro for years. It just blends in early.
      It's a nice beat. I guess it amplifies how you feel right now.

    • @QuantumRizzX
      @QuantumRizzX 6 лет назад +2

      Perfect!!!

    • @FungusMossGnosis
      @FungusMossGnosis 6 лет назад

      Because life is hard and depressing. ruclips.net/video/djP-sELoIcI/видео.html

    • @AMoati
      @AMoati 6 лет назад

      nothing amplifies depression more than reading comments of people who think they are smart.

  • @field369
    @field369 5 лет назад

    Eli "You Did Great" Sairs...if you watch a couple of these, he responds the exact same way. 1 trink pony, with ZERO depth to his "jokes"

  • @bucketsAMF
    @bucketsAMF 6 лет назад +1

    I can't believe you charge people for this video quality on gaslight
    Edit: C'mon now. That picture in picture shit ain't saving you. Get some better cameras, or turn on some damn lights. Whatever you're using clearly doesn't do well in low light.

  • @twiztidsidfreak13
    @twiztidsidfreak13 6 лет назад +5

    What a woman claims to be "raped" and has to bring it up, noooooooo they would never!

    • @kirbyd
      @kirbyd 6 лет назад

      a comedian?

  • @Al3xCarbajal
    @Al3xCarbajal 6 лет назад +8

    "Friend-zoned by Alexa." Eli Sairs is so good.
    The fact that they gave the first round to Chloe McGovern was ridiculous. In that round, she made a vaccinations/autism joke even though the "vaccines cause autism" myth has been famously debunked.

    • @AtheistDD
      @AtheistDD 6 лет назад +18

      that´s the joke.

    • @FungusMossGnosis
      @FungusMossGnosis 6 лет назад +11

      "X made a joke about racism even though racism has been debunked."

    • @bobburns1391
      @bobburns1391 6 лет назад +11

      Alley you're an idiot

    • @Al3xCarbajal
      @Al3xCarbajal 6 лет назад +1

      No, Mathias, that's not "the joke." The joke/insult was "this guy is an autistic mess," but she used the vaccine thing to get there. And, the vaccine/autism thing is not real. So... not well constructed.

    • @Al3xCarbajal
      @Al3xCarbajal 6 лет назад +1

      Sorry, "FungusMossGnosis." Your "clever" response doesn't quite work. She made a joke about autism and I was arguing that it was a poorly constructed because SHE GOT THERE by using a hypothesis (vaccines cause autism) that has been debunked.

  • @DerkleTime
    @DerkleTime 4 года назад

    Both of them are boring.. just sitting there looking at their phones. Didn't laugh once.

    • @moonshinethics
      @moonshinethics 2 года назад

      You seem like such an anomaly, Smart enough to write a comment but too stupid to understand some damn fine jokes. If I cared enough I would take the time to explain them too you, but you'd still probably not laugh. Also you're dumb.

  • @Octavian2
    @Octavian2 Год назад

    Big jay is criminally not funny.

  • @division12admin9
    @division12admin9 6 лет назад +3

    Please get a new host....

    • @johnedwardkerr7814
      @johnedwardkerr7814 6 лет назад +4

      If you remember Lisa Treyger, you're still kinda happy Louis is doing it...

    • @johnbriddick797
      @johnbriddick797 6 лет назад +3

      You must be new

    • @shermanali2632
      @shermanali2632 6 лет назад +7

      They tried that,didn’t work out....Luis j. is funny as Fuck,he leaves I’m out....These two were hilarious!💥☄️✌️

    • @onpsxmember
      @onpsxmember 6 лет назад

      He rather has his moments while sucking for the most part.
      Louis was right on point during the recent tournament.