The RoastMasters 5.29.18 Main Event: Myka Fox vs. Jono Zalay
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- Опубликовано: 28 ноя 2024
- Comedians Myka Fox & Jono Zalay battle it out at The RoastMasters hosted by Luis J. Gomez!
With judges:
Big Jay Oakerson
Eli Sairs
Ari Shaffir
Kim Congdon
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Jono said she couldn't talk about that and well...she found out the hard way that she really couldn't.
Myka destroyed Jono in the first round and destroyed herself in the second...
And later a black dude destroyed her ass ...
Is there a way for both of them to lose?
These 2 are professional comedians.
This is tantamount to professional football players running the wrong way the entire game.
I'm embarrassed for these two
Ari and Kimberly .. fucking terrible. Almost rather listen to Vos choke on his dentures.
Me too, just dreadful, they both must think about their career choice more carefully
“I have never seen someone lose to technology.” HAHAHA.
Myka needs to do a one act play where she re-performs the Joke That Wasn't, with fixed audio playback, and Jono acts in the play as himself because he's a good sport. Then a soliloquy explaining her mental anguish at not being able to get it right the first time. Then it's uploaded to RUclips, except the person recording it forgot to include the audio track.
bahahahah
I got bored with the battle but at least I could admire the title photo of Jono Zalay
Get the the club 10 minutes early to give it a test run.... Or maybe at least glace at your phone to figure out where the speaker is?? Pretty sure Dina did at least one of those ;)
K Dub haha truth
Last round he should adressed her second one.... "Tonight isn't the first time Myka been waiting around her phone for a second round, and ending up dissapointed."
maybe there's a reason they're up there are you're not...
nice one
“That last joke was not regulation.” One of the best lines of the evening.
This is the worst
Someone needs to make a video of Big Jays comments
At some point, they just felt sorry for the other person as well as themselves. The only thing left on the table was explaining each others jokes.
Big jays commentary is always fantastic
Ari sounding off with "that's my coin. Where's that coin go? Its mine" was the funniest shit ever.
On stage was horrible then they gave Kim a mic and wow even worse.
I want to poke my eyes out with a fork and pour molten aluminum in my ears.
This was hilariously awkward
I lowkey fuck with this Jono dude
No amount of alcohol would've made it tolerable in person.
Kim tries to be Eli with throwing jabs during judging n the only problem with that is she's not funny.
Is she a real comedian or just there because she's banging the host? She's not funny at all.
Tuamotu she's a roaster n banging the host
Saying Eli is the only judge you can credit for throwing jabs, is like saying that McDonald is the only clown you can credit for the red nose and white face.
Kim was funniest judge in this one she is a beast. You guys seem biased or maybe arent very bright.
googlestopaskingformyname they are just jealous because they want Luis, and she has him.
Lesson - actually tell all of your jokes. Ban cell phones on stage.
Are these people tired? Is there a gas leak?
The awkwardness between Myka and Luis is hysterical
I still can't even imagine where Mykas rape audio joke was heading, what sound on that phone could there have been to make that long winded serious accusational joke work? It would only have been funny if it was real honestly lol.
Luis's mustache looks like Myka's failed round 2 joke - a valiant attempt that's both embarrassing and uncomfortable for the audience
I love how just....human it is.
myka does this thing with her mouth after each joke.. you can hear the lips smacking.
Oh shit, she's doing that with her mouth?!? Man, I was way off.
wirelesmike73 ahahaha yes!
I got a thing she can do with her mouth lol
all female comedians do that at the end of a joke
Queef?
Boy she really blew that, but the worst part was thinking the speaker is where the microphone is...uberfail!
Too bad, she killed it in the first round
Video starts at 03:10
This is a Main Event? tsk tsk tsk
At least Eli was funny..
Eli & big jay's comment about myka and the phone were the most entertaining part of the battle.
When the gay guy started calling her a whore it turned into an insult battle. Her insults were better
"...And the fuckin' phone doesn't even work." Good one, Jay.
Myka, if you're watching, upload the Round 2 material for possible vindication by posterity
Thank you for the updates! Sepsis is no joke. Was it a uti? That is what is unfortunately a more common cause in men for Sepsis.
I've been binge watching these and I always get excited to see a long one
why wasn't jono allowed to throw that last joke? it was technically a rebuttal to her cancer joke, and she had the opportunity to rebut all of his jokes...
kim seems like she's over compensating for being a judge and girlfriend. she's funny when she's not trying as hard.
Denocarcinoma I believe the final joke is the end, no rebuttal allowed
Myka should upload the joke to SoundCloud or somewhere and give a link. I am, for one, curious what it was.
That's a great idea. If the joke isn't funny, the regret will be two fold
Big Jay wins again!
The drama of the Stand NYC is real! And i used to make fun of my mother for watching Days of Our Lives.
thanks comments. i went straight to the judging.
Battle!!!! Battle! Battle!
Jono saved the best joke of the evening for the end
Never accuse someone of rape on stage, if you do, technology strikes back.
Didn't Dina get the DJ to play the recording?
Wafflesaurus I don't believe so
She had the pa behind her and pluged it in
I didn't pay for this but I still feel like I'm owed a refund.
she doesnt know where the speaker is on her phone? and she had it for a long time?
yikes
Ikr. Jono should have at least thrown a blonde joke at that.
That's not even the saddest part. The saddest part is she knew she was going to have to do that and didnt figure it out before hand
Started slow but got better but by a hair but still a fun watch and the call was spot on for the winner. Good battle.
Soooo are there any "before the reduction" photos still circulating? lol :P
Myka did amazing in the first round... then just fucking face planted on the 2nd round.
That mansplaining comment from Ari was awesome, lol.
Great first round. Very original stuff.
the punching down joke was good
Where Jono from & is there more of him there?
The sound board guy is the best lmao 🤣🤣😂
Ouch, that 2nd round cringe.
Ari is just mad because Myka looks exactly like him
There is it...Chevy Chase those dreams
That second round :p
Shes stunning and 9 and 4. Props broad!
Breast reductions make my stomach hurt
How the hell are you guys so popular and still filming in less than 1080p? Come on!
Cubby chase those dreams 🤣
I'm really liking the performers in these contests but we hear way too much from the judging panel. Doubt if I'm the first to say that.
Damn dr disrespect bombed
The Sandiego typo was an omen
Why was the last joke disqualifying?
Can someone please explain what the duck happened at the end???? I didn't get it!!!!!!!
This was kind of sad
The name joke was really good
Eli is so fucking sharp. R2MeeToo holy fuck lol
I really wanted Jono to say something like I really wanted to go first in the last joke round because based on your second round performance I probably would have gone second as well.
lame
@@massivemagoo you commented on a post from 5 years ago. Who is lame?
I'm sad they didn't upload my roast battle from this night! It was my first one though so probably for the best 😅😅
Pauline Whiskeyburrito maybe later it'll pop up, looking forward to it
WollongongWacko that would be cool but if it were gonna be public they'd have it up by now since it's already been a week and tonight is a new slew of battles. I noticed the last few months it seems they only upload one of the four undercard battles and then the main event. I miss when they'd show the entire night!!
Pauline Whiskeyburrito I hear if Louis is slept with it helps with careers at the stand.
Is this a roast battle or are these two flirting New York style?
I would have started it out by saying Jono, you unfuckable Pringles can...
What the fuck happened in round 2?! lmao.
Damn.
Is that "THE" Myka Fox?
I seriously love the joke explanations. Hilarious!
"Bum Selek" - HA!
She can probably smell the jokes coming, that horn is poking thru the atmosphere...
God this was rough to watch
and then the fucking phone didn't work!!!!
Man the audio sketches never work out. They're always so cringe.
was this recorded at a coffee shop?
Yes
Myka fucking blew it
Oh boy sheesh 🤷♂️
The gaza joke. 😂😂
THE myka fox??
Don’t kick a Fox when she’s down in Round 2
Mustache desperately wants to be, but fails miserably to be, Mulaney.
Fuck, it just keeps getting worse. That dude should not be doing comedy.
10:08 lol
I USED to like myka.
Stupid to underestimate Jono Zalay.
This guy's horrid, who gave him a mic & let him on stage? She had better jokes, but stage presence of a crack user
How the fuck was this the "main event?" Did everybody else competing that night just squeeze out a huge shit on stage then fling it at the judges?
How did that guy win 4 times? His competition was Rich Vox?
Voss
i want to know the deal with this pizza. they were all weird about it
This is hard to watch
hahah >< Jono nailed it, and he looks like the Bates Motel 10 years overdue mixed with an evil austrian pre war surgeon. Loved it. This is as real as it gets, I had to subscribe
Character assassination attempts is now considered comedy?
They both look like half the cast of lovely bones.....
Hahahahahahahahahahahah >< dying
Omg I cant
I don’t know what was more cringe, the roasters or the judges...