The RoastMasters 5.29.18 Main Event: Myka Fox vs. Jono Zalay

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  • Опубликовано: 28 ноя 2024
  • Comedians Myka Fox & Jono Zalay battle it out at The RoastMasters hosted by Luis J. Gomez!
    With judges:
    Big Jay Oakerson
    Eli Sairs
    Ari Shaffir
    Kim Congdon
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Комментарии • 248

  • @seriouswithdaysoff
    @seriouswithdaysoff 6 лет назад +117

    Jono said she couldn't talk about that and well...she found out the hard way that she really couldn't.

  • @cantilever
    @cantilever 6 лет назад +157

    Myka destroyed Jono in the first round and destroyed herself in the second...

    • @DontNeedGods
      @DontNeedGods 6 лет назад +10

      And later a black dude destroyed her ass ...

  • @ikuep
    @ikuep 6 лет назад +48

    Is there a way for both of them to lose?

  • @FattyMateo
    @FattyMateo 6 лет назад +22

    These 2 are professional comedians.
    This is tantamount to professional football players running the wrong way the entire game.

  • @pushbelieve3518
    @pushbelieve3518 6 лет назад +127

    I'm embarrassed for these two

    • @whatchulookinat338
      @whatchulookinat338 6 лет назад +6

      Ari and Kimberly .. fucking terrible. Almost rather listen to Vos choke on his dentures.

    • @brabbit3389
      @brabbit3389 4 года назад +1

      Me too, just dreadful, they both must think about their career choice more carefully

  • @alejandrinar.971
    @alejandrinar.971 6 лет назад +30

    “I have never seen someone lose to technology.” HAHAHA.

  • @FungusMossGnosis
    @FungusMossGnosis 6 лет назад +13

    Myka needs to do a one act play where she re-performs the Joke That Wasn't, with fixed audio playback, and Jono acts in the play as himself because he's a good sport. Then a soliloquy explaining her mental anguish at not being able to get it right the first time. Then it's uploaded to RUclips, except the person recording it forgot to include the audio track.

  • @WonderWhatHappened
    @WonderWhatHappened 6 лет назад +15

    I got bored with the battle but at least I could admire the title photo of Jono Zalay

  • @kdub9198
    @kdub9198 6 лет назад +20

    Get the the club 10 minutes early to give it a test run.... Or maybe at least glace at your phone to figure out where the speaker is?? Pretty sure Dina did at least one of those ;)

  • @sam5794
    @sam5794 5 лет назад +14

    Last round he should adressed her second one.... "Tonight isn't the first time Myka been waiting around her phone for a second round, and ending up dissapointed."

    • @Kevbotoconnell
      @Kevbotoconnell 5 лет назад

      maybe there's a reason they're up there are you're not...

    • @Jamie-js3qw
      @Jamie-js3qw 4 года назад +1

      nice one

  • @jellis9618
    @jellis9618 2 года назад +3

    “That last joke was not regulation.” One of the best lines of the evening.

  • @aldendomino3523
    @aldendomino3523 6 лет назад +61

    This is the worst

  • @elvisgaleano8540
    @elvisgaleano8540 6 лет назад +6

    Someone needs to make a video of Big Jays comments

  • @Klont123
    @Klont123 4 года назад +5

    At some point, they just felt sorry for the other person as well as themselves. The only thing left on the table was explaining each others jokes.

  • @Txxxxx00
    @Txxxxx00 5 лет назад +4

    Big jays commentary is always fantastic

  • @jacksoncothren5831
    @jacksoncothren5831 3 года назад +3

    Ari sounding off with "that's my coin. Where's that coin go? Its mine" was the funniest shit ever.

  • @MichaelBrown-gw8ez
    @MichaelBrown-gw8ez 6 лет назад +10

    On stage was horrible then they gave Kim a mic and wow even worse.

  • @derekreno7845
    @derekreno7845 6 лет назад +5

    I want to poke my eyes out with a fork and pour molten aluminum in my ears.

  • @NiceCharm
    @NiceCharm 5 лет назад +12

    This was hilariously awkward

  • @pvzzy4597
    @pvzzy4597 4 года назад +3

    I lowkey fuck with this Jono dude

  • @populigaudeamus6299
    @populigaudeamus6299 4 года назад +5

    No amount of alcohol would've made it tolerable in person.

  • @hoesonmadiq1657
    @hoesonmadiq1657 6 лет назад +57

    Kim tries to be Eli with throwing jabs during judging n the only problem with that is she's not funny.

    • @Tuamotu
      @Tuamotu 6 лет назад +9

      Is she a real comedian or just there because she's banging the host? She's not funny at all.

    • @hoesonmadiq1657
      @hoesonmadiq1657 6 лет назад +3

      Tuamotu she's a roaster n banging the host

    • @jekzinder16
      @jekzinder16 6 лет назад +4

      Saying Eli is the only judge you can credit for throwing jabs, is like saying that McDonald is the only clown you can credit for the red nose and white face.

    • @salexmatei
      @salexmatei 6 лет назад +6

      Kim was funniest judge in this one she is a beast. You guys seem biased or maybe arent very bright.

    • @jekzinder16
      @jekzinder16 6 лет назад +2

      googlestopaskingformyname they are just jealous because they want Luis, and she has him.

  • @florencioalmirol
    @florencioalmirol 6 лет назад +6

    Lesson - actually tell all of your jokes. Ban cell phones on stage.

  • @Michael-lc8yl
    @Michael-lc8yl 4 года назад +3

    Are these people tired? Is there a gas leak?

  • @justkickinit8488
    @justkickinit8488 6 лет назад +20

    The awkwardness between Myka and Luis is hysterical

  • @Gonk
    @Gonk 6 лет назад +8

    I still can't even imagine where Mykas rape audio joke was heading, what sound on that phone could there have been to make that long winded serious accusational joke work? It would only have been funny if it was real honestly lol.

  • @alexanderfeoktistov6826
    @alexanderfeoktistov6826 6 лет назад +21

    Luis's mustache looks like Myka's failed round 2 joke - a valiant attempt that's both embarrassing and uncomfortable for the audience

  • @loganoutlaw9769
    @loganoutlaw9769 3 года назад +1

    I love how just....human it is.

  • @SuperTuber85
    @SuperTuber85 6 лет назад +10

    myka does this thing with her mouth after each joke.. you can hear the lips smacking.

  • @joetrolo7076
    @joetrolo7076 4 года назад +1

    Boy she really blew that, but the worst part was thinking the speaker is where the microphone is...uberfail!
    Too bad, she killed it in the first round

  • @MH-yj4qq
    @MH-yj4qq 6 лет назад +4

    Video starts at 03:10

  • @joey4track
    @joey4track 6 лет назад +53

    This is a Main Event? tsk tsk tsk
    At least Eli was funny..

    • @denocarcinoma7095
      @denocarcinoma7095 6 лет назад +6

      Eli & big jay's comment about myka and the phone were the most entertaining part of the battle.

    • @quintfl
      @quintfl 6 лет назад +2

      When the gay guy started calling her a whore it turned into an insult battle. Her insults were better

  • @wirelesmike73
    @wirelesmike73 6 лет назад +1

    "...And the fuckin' phone doesn't even work." Good one, Jay.

  • @quitethevoyeur
    @quitethevoyeur 3 года назад

    Myka, if you're watching, upload the Round 2 material for possible vindication by posterity

  • @Positive-ju1ie
    @Positive-ju1ie 11 месяцев назад

    Thank you for the updates! Sepsis is no joke. Was it a uti? That is what is unfortunately a more common cause in men for Sepsis.

  • @devinmonaghan7689
    @devinmonaghan7689 3 года назад

    I've been binge watching these and I always get excited to see a long one

  • @denocarcinoma7095
    @denocarcinoma7095 6 лет назад +16

    why wasn't jono allowed to throw that last joke? it was technically a rebuttal to her cancer joke, and she had the opportunity to rebut all of his jokes...
    kim seems like she's over compensating for being a judge and girlfriend. she's funny when she's not trying as hard.

    • @WollongongWacko
      @WollongongWacko 6 лет назад +1

      Denocarcinoma I believe the final joke is the end, no rebuttal allowed

  • @joech1065
    @joech1065 6 лет назад +9

    Myka should upload the joke to SoundCloud or somewhere and give a link. I am, for one, curious what it was.

    • @jekzinder16
      @jekzinder16 6 лет назад +1

      That's a great idea. If the joke isn't funny, the regret will be two fold

  • @barleywinethug
    @barleywinethug 6 лет назад +6

    Big Jay wins again!

  • @privysorrow5120
    @privysorrow5120 6 лет назад +1

    The drama of the Stand NYC is real! And i used to make fun of my mother for watching Days of Our Lives.

  • @Ratworks
    @Ratworks 6 лет назад

    thanks comments. i went straight to the judging.

  • @Spanksz
    @Spanksz 6 лет назад +1

    Battle!!!! Battle! Battle!

  • @quitethevoyeur
    @quitethevoyeur 3 года назад +1

    Jono saved the best joke of the evening for the end

  • @jasongoodacre
    @jasongoodacre 5 лет назад +1

    Never accuse someone of rape on stage, if you do, technology strikes back.

  • @Wafflesaurus
    @Wafflesaurus 6 лет назад +6

    Didn't Dina get the DJ to play the recording?

  • @Umadbro681
    @Umadbro681 3 года назад +1

    I didn't pay for this but I still feel like I'm owed a refund.

  • @khl2445
    @khl2445 6 лет назад +6

    she doesnt know where the speaker is on her phone? and she had it for a long time?
    yikes

    • @barnaclebailey
      @barnaclebailey 6 лет назад

      Ikr. Jono should have at least thrown a blonde joke at that.

    • @adamburdt8794
      @adamburdt8794 4 года назад +1

      That's not even the saddest part. The saddest part is she knew she was going to have to do that and didnt figure it out before hand

  • @Sketchartofsanchez
    @Sketchartofsanchez 6 лет назад

    Started slow but got better but by a hair but still a fun watch and the call was spot on for the winner. Good battle.

  • @mynamesjeffhardly
    @mynamesjeffhardly 6 лет назад +1

    Soooo are there any "before the reduction" photos still circulating? lol :P

  • @jhyland87
    @jhyland87 5 лет назад +2

    Myka did amazing in the first round... then just fucking face planted on the 2nd round.
    That mansplaining comment from Ari was awesome, lol.

  • @eigobike3929
    @eigobike3929 4 года назад

    Great first round. Very original stuff.

  • @JohnSmith-jz4pk
    @JohnSmith-jz4pk 3 года назад

    the punching down joke was good

  • @10-OSwords
    @10-OSwords Год назад

    Where Jono from & is there more of him there?

  • @MichaelSmith-rn2vk
    @MichaelSmith-rn2vk 4 года назад

    The sound board guy is the best lmao 🤣🤣😂

  • @aaronkraft2091
    @aaronkraft2091 6 лет назад +7

    Ouch, that 2nd round cringe.

  • @clutchcarabelli8054
    @clutchcarabelli8054 6 лет назад +2

    Ari is just mad because Myka looks exactly like him

  • @darellgrant8753
    @darellgrant8753 4 года назад +1

    There is it...Chevy Chase those dreams

  • @mehashi
    @mehashi 6 лет назад +4

    That second round :p

  • @ericgarcia5063
    @ericgarcia5063 5 лет назад

    Shes stunning and 9 and 4. Props broad!

  • @prestokrs1
    @prestokrs1 6 лет назад +2

    Breast reductions make my stomach hurt

  • @billymasoner3735
    @billymasoner3735 4 года назад

    How the hell are you guys so popular and still filming in less than 1080p? Come on!

  • @magnum357225
    @magnum357225 4 года назад +1

    Cubby chase those dreams 🤣

  • @davidhughes3189
    @davidhughes3189 4 года назад

    I'm really liking the performers in these contests but we hear way too much from the judging panel. Doubt if I'm the first to say that.

  • @sl1pkn0t15
    @sl1pkn0t15 6 лет назад +3

    Damn dr disrespect bombed

  • @devinmonaghan7689
    @devinmonaghan7689 3 года назад

    The Sandiego typo was an omen

  • @Myclassicalrecording
    @Myclassicalrecording 4 года назад

    Why was the last joke disqualifying?

  • @malikasen6127
    @malikasen6127 5 лет назад

    Can someone please explain what the duck happened at the end???? I didn't get it!!!!!!!

  • @kailanijames5991
    @kailanijames5991 6 лет назад +4

    This was kind of sad

  • @BoyGeorgiaX
    @BoyGeorgiaX 3 года назад

    The name joke was really good

  • @IanWrigleyNZ
    @IanWrigleyNZ 6 лет назад

    Eli is so fucking sharp. R2MeeToo holy fuck lol

  • @Nnubbs
    @Nnubbs 6 лет назад

    I really wanted Jono to say something like I really wanted to go first in the last joke round because based on your second round performance I probably would have gone second as well.

    • @massivemagoo
      @massivemagoo Год назад

      lame

    • @Nnubbs
      @Nnubbs Год назад

      @@massivemagoo you commented on a post from 5 years ago. Who is lame?

  • @WhiskeyBurrito
    @WhiskeyBurrito 6 лет назад +5

    I'm sad they didn't upload my roast battle from this night! It was my first one though so probably for the best 😅😅

    • @WollongongWacko
      @WollongongWacko 6 лет назад +2

      Pauline Whiskeyburrito maybe later it'll pop up, looking forward to it

    • @WhiskeyBurrito
      @WhiskeyBurrito 6 лет назад +4

      WollongongWacko that would be cool but if it were gonna be public they'd have it up by now since it's already been a week and tonight is a new slew of battles. I noticed the last few months it seems they only upload one of the four undercard battles and then the main event. I miss when they'd show the entire night!!

    • @WollongongWacko
      @WollongongWacko 6 лет назад +2

      Pauline Whiskeyburrito I hear if Louis is slept with it helps with careers at the stand.

  • @grizllyman
    @grizllyman 6 лет назад +9

    Is this a roast battle or are these two flirting New York style?

  • @ryancbarrett96
    @ryancbarrett96 5 лет назад

    I would have started it out by saying Jono, you unfuckable Pringles can...

  • @SnareEnder-
    @SnareEnder- 6 лет назад

    What the fuck happened in round 2?! lmao.
    Damn.

  • @fathertimegaming17
    @fathertimegaming17 Год назад

    Is that "THE" Myka Fox?

  • @dalrolaalorlad6521
    @dalrolaalorlad6521 5 лет назад

    I seriously love the joke explanations. Hilarious!

  • @edrosa3485
    @edrosa3485 2 года назад

    "Bum Selek" - HA!

  • @SomethingNeverClever
    @SomethingNeverClever 3 года назад

    She can probably smell the jokes coming, that horn is poking thru the atmosphere...

  • @zachofall
    @zachofall 5 лет назад

    God this was rough to watch

  • @rounakgupta7514
    @rounakgupta7514 6 лет назад

    and then the fucking phone didn't work!!!!

  • @yissssss
    @yissssss 4 года назад

    Man the audio sketches never work out. They're always so cringe.

  • @BrendanWhelan
    @BrendanWhelan 6 лет назад

    was this recorded at a coffee shop?

  • @robertshapley5330
    @robertshapley5330 3 года назад

    Myka fucking blew it

  • @crimsonsky97
    @crimsonsky97 4 года назад +1

    Oh boy sheesh 🤷‍♂️

  • @Th3wobbler
    @Th3wobbler 6 лет назад +1

    The gaza joke. 😂😂

  • @alecnewman6052
    @alecnewman6052 3 года назад

    THE myka fox??

  • @eigobike3929
    @eigobike3929 4 года назад

    Don’t kick a Fox when she’s down in Round 2

  • @BloodInkFilms
    @BloodInkFilms 3 года назад

    Mustache desperately wants to be, but fails miserably to be, Mulaney.

    • @BloodInkFilms
      @BloodInkFilms 3 года назад

      Fuck, it just keeps getting worse. That dude should not be doing comedy.

  • @massivemagoo
    @massivemagoo 4 года назад

    10:08 lol

  • @Sin1one
    @Sin1one 6 лет назад

    I USED to like myka.
    Stupid to underestimate Jono Zalay.

  • @jbs4693
    @jbs4693 6 лет назад +2

    This guy's horrid, who gave him a mic & let him on stage? She had better jokes, but stage presence of a crack user

  • @dinogoldie9716
    @dinogoldie9716 5 лет назад

    How the fuck was this the "main event?" Did everybody else competing that night just squeeze out a huge shit on stage then fling it at the judges?

  • @jbastidas5373
    @jbastidas5373 6 лет назад +1

    How did that guy win 4 times? His competition was Rich Vox?

  • @bringmethepeace1927
    @bringmethepeace1927 2 года назад

    i want to know the deal with this pizza. they were all weird about it

  • @MrKinghuman
    @MrKinghuman 5 лет назад

    This is hard to watch

  • @flauwegeit
    @flauwegeit 5 лет назад

    hahah >< Jono nailed it, and he looks like the Bates Motel 10 years overdue mixed with an evil austrian pre war surgeon. Loved it. This is as real as it gets, I had to subscribe

  • @alexsharp9813
    @alexsharp9813 3 года назад

    Character assassination attempts is now considered comedy?

  • @davidthain3966
    @davidthain3966 6 лет назад +3

    They both look like half the cast of lovely bones.....

  • @alexgonzalez5815
    @alexgonzalez5815 4 года назад +1

    I don’t know what was more cringe, the roasters or the judges...