Nicole Becannon vs. Joe Eurell - Exclusive - Roast Battle III

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  • Опубликовано: 8 сен 2024
  • Nothing’s off-limits - including physical disabilities - when Nicole Becannon takes on Joe Eurell. (Contains strong language.)
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  • @nickniehaus1763
    @nickniehaus1763 4 года назад +833

    This is actual groundbreaking in terms of respect. Treated him just like anyone else. Comedy is really breaking down barriers.

    • @anthonyzullo
      @anthonyzullo 4 года назад +16

      We truly are living through the biggest resurgence of comedy we havnt seen since the early 90s. Comedians today are even ioting out of agents to manage thenselves due to social media and not paying for advertising anymore. Coneduans are now starting to not just stand on their own feet but also demand that they be taken more seriously than a jester.

    • @TheBotwell
      @TheBotwell 4 года назад +3

      Absolutely!!!!!

    • @jennifervaldezevans1319
      @jennifervaldezevans1319 4 года назад

      ugh Y

    • @wes5670
      @wes5670 4 года назад +3

      yeah but i still cant tell black jokes bcuz im white.........

    • @jtek2259
      @jtek2259 4 года назад +5

      Wes yup, Because racial tension still exists in America

  • @drquack1217
    @drquack1217 4 года назад +149

    “Nicole’s the kind of person to ask for the manager cause she’s lonely” lol

    • @teamusic3964
      @teamusic3964 3 года назад +2

      That was amazing, i was dying. Seemed spot on.

    • @BradPitbull
      @BradPitbull Год назад +1

      Yup 👍

  • @mattlyxd
    @mattlyxd 6 лет назад +682

    When she said " the subtitles guy killed himself " , I turned on the subtitles...and she wasn't joking. He gone.

    • @eqh1593
      @eqh1593 6 лет назад +5

      I as thinking of doing it at the time but as too lazy.. laughing my ass off at yer comment now tho ;)

    • @mattlyxd
      @mattlyxd 6 лет назад +2

      If you haven't already, doooo it! lmao so worth it.

    • @Diana_Fire
      @Diana_Fire 6 лет назад +2

      LOL I almost choked from laughing so hard. Didn't have a clue what he said that joke and was about to switch on CC.

    • @xenogenesis9635
      @xenogenesis9635 5 лет назад +2

      They are auto-generated you fuck tards...

    • @sabrinalecrivainmediaTM
      @sabrinalecrivainmediaTM 5 лет назад

      😭💔

  • @ber3068
    @ber3068 6 лет назад +423

    I love joe’s spirit and attitude
    Hope he does well in his life

    • @Pmoneys5535
      @Pmoneys5535 3 года назад +5

      Follow him on RUclips Y’all.

  • @charlesfrederick8567
    @charlesfrederick8567 6 лет назад +1199

    the drooling joke was the best joke of this set 100%

    • @haven_art
      @haven_art 6 лет назад +19

      yeah right, the storage wars joke was better, joe's a killer

    • @elliottjames671
      @elliottjames671 6 лет назад

      Naw

    • @donrainesoh
      @donrainesoh 5 лет назад +1

      Charles Frederick it was so good he definitely set himself up for that shit.

    • @bipolarewok
      @bipolarewok 5 лет назад +18

      I don't know man. That subtitles guy comeback was a killer. I'm still laughing

    • @gushanana
      @gushanana 5 лет назад

      SAVAGE

  • @D_Hooker
    @D_Hooker 5 лет назад +362

    Yall slept on "she wears her depression on her wrists" God that killed me😂😂

    • @anthonyzullo
      @anthonyzullo 4 года назад +20

      YOOOOOO JOE RUINED HE WHOLE LIFE ON THAT STAGE, i give the win to Joe hands down, or wherever his hands can go

    • @jmanzew4146
      @jmanzew4146 4 года назад +1

      I literally paused the video and ran of the house screaming in laughter.

    • @zackdelarocha8
      @zackdelarocha8 4 года назад

      It killed u forrreal? U alive fam??

    • @andresj3939
      @andresj3939 3 года назад

      yup!!!

    • @kald8208
      @kald8208 3 года назад

      and her too apparently

  • @sandeshrayamajhi6755
    @sandeshrayamajhi6755 6 лет назад +936

    Huge respect for Joe. Man u were fantastic. Keep rolling.

    • @Puppy_Puppington
      @Puppy_Puppington 5 лет назад +2

      sandesh rayamajhi lol

    • @Nolan-hy2gn
      @Nolan-hy2gn 5 лет назад +33

      i just shit myself reading this lol

    • @ricodsanchez6792
      @ricodsanchez6792 5 лет назад +1

      Kind of like how the British use to roll over Indians by force against their will and not to say how the Pakistanis also rolled over the Indians during 1947 when the country split.

    • @user-qu5ji9zb5p
      @user-qu5ji9zb5p 4 года назад +2

      sandesh rayamajhi keep rolling 😂😂

    • @LA_Baldux
      @LA_Baldux 4 года назад +2

      That's low key disrespectful and evil...

  • @chris2423
    @chris2423 4 года назад +46

    “My life is very hard, you wouldn’t understand Joe.”
    Hahaha

  • @smerrick315
    @smerrick315 6 лет назад +425

    I gotta say, Joe Eurell was savage, dispite the loss

    • @jhandlmproductions8344
      @jhandlmproductions8344 6 лет назад +1

      Anthony Carpio great joke, really hope that was a joke

    • @JoeEurell
      @JoeEurell 6 лет назад +2

      @Brandon Marshall I'm from Anderson South Carolina

    • @derrickhamilton342
      @derrickhamilton342 5 лет назад

      Did dis nigga REALLY put his address? Wtf did da other nigga say? Lol

  • @halflucan
    @halflucan 6 лет назад +278

    "His brother got 6 years, but Joe got the chair"
    DAMN!
    Joe killed it, so did Nicole
    I felt bad almost because she didn't hold back at all (i guess it would have been patronising if she did tho)
    And Joe had some murderous improvised comebacks

    • @anthonyzullo
      @anthonyzullo 4 года назад +11

      I honestly think as a roast, he destroyed her whole life. Every joke he said had me hoping she doesn't start crying cause he didnt hold back.

    • @jakewright434
      @jakewright434 4 года назад +1

      I know that chair joke got me

    • @Lgo559
      @Lgo559 3 года назад

      He did for sure. Sadly in reality, Hes got it worse than she does id say, but that said, i think she def took shots. I could never didg thag deep into someone even in a roast battle

    • @amyk.2500
      @amyk.2500 2 года назад +7

      I know Joe personally and he doesn’t mind at all. He finds these very fun :)

  • @djpulytea
    @djpulytea 5 лет назад +115

    dude, Joe went hard AND had variety in his jokes.

    • @anthonyzullo
      @anthonyzullo 4 года назад +8

      He held no punches. He really destroyed her. I honestly think they gave her a pity win because she lost the crowd 3 times and as a ROAST joe ruined her whole life.

    • @metzli5797
      @metzli5797 2 года назад +6

      Ya kinda felt the same. She hit on his disability every single joke. Didn't get to know the guy personally at all.

    • @picopicante9638
      @picopicante9638 7 месяцев назад +1

      I agree. She only went for disability jokes.

  • @PERCANGLE412
    @PERCANGLE412 6 лет назад +260

    “It’s seems like you’ve been insulting the disabled for years” jeff Ross is king 😂

    • @teamusic3964
      @teamusic3964 3 года назад

      That killed me omfg I was dying.

    • @cuylshepherdton7437
      @cuylshepherdton7437 3 года назад

      Jeff Ross might be the least funny comedian ever to make it big. That takes talent

    • @PERCANGLE412
      @PERCANGLE412 3 года назад +2

      @@cuylshepherdton7437 ever heard of tony hinchcliffe?

    • @alexgomez6723
      @alexgomez6723 2 года назад

      @Kurt Angle He also hasn’t heard of Doug Stanhope.

    • @alexgomez6723
      @alexgomez6723 2 года назад

      @Cuyl Shepherdton So if he’s famous despite being unfunny, what is your excuse? Is that an omission that you are even less talented than he is?

  • @debbiedoodiedandi
    @debbiedoodiedandi 6 лет назад +658

    It's crazy how Anthony can make a simple retort - "I figured" - come off like the biggest burn of your life. It's remarkable

    • @jacobmcvay123
      @jacobmcvay123 6 лет назад +37

      And then when he was judging just straight up "Joe didn't understand a word. I'm goin with Nicole." 😂😂😂

    • @blaze556922
      @blaze556922 6 лет назад +14

      He really is gifted. He is like the snarkest smart ass but so likable at the same time.

    • @MaddawgMar
      @MaddawgMar 6 лет назад +13

      But he loses all credibility, because he actually was “Inside Amy Schumer”

    • @Adrastros
      @Adrastros 6 лет назад +1

      shut up fat

    • @burningmisery
      @burningmisery 6 лет назад +3

      DEADPOOL just went full Jeselnik.

  • @Full_Deflection
    @Full_Deflection 6 лет назад +362

    Anthony spoke two lines and killed the set he wasn't a part of

  • @tonyshawley7536
    @tonyshawley7536 6 лет назад +121

    This was by far the best Roast battle. Both had such good funny jokes.

    • @NicoleBecannon
      @NicoleBecannon 6 лет назад +4

      Tony Shawley thank you!

    • @mgm153
      @mgm153 6 лет назад +8

      They were both brutal. For those saying Joe had pity credit, his comebacks were ridiculously cruel.

  • @bobosanchez5732
    @bobosanchez5732 6 лет назад +65

    I love it how Anthony just genuinely enjoys this like the demon he is :D

    • @giancarlodisalvo1784
      @giancarlodisalvo1784 4 года назад +5

      seemed like he was going to help Joe out for a second then he just destroyed him

    • @anthonyzullo
      @anthonyzullo 4 года назад +3

      No one does dark humor like king jessilnik

    • @anthonyzullo
      @anthonyzullo 4 года назад +2

      @@giancarlodisalvo1784 he probably went back to the green room and was like you killed it. But you know anthonys entiee sets are based around zero empathy. I think they gave nicole a pity win because joe had the better comebacks and the better jokes. My man ruined what was left of her life

  • @JC-ev2ns
    @JC-ev2ns 5 лет назад +89

    Wow she absolutely crippled him

  • @KamenRiderRei
    @KamenRiderRei Год назад +16

    Doesn't matter if they're comedians, the hypeman guys that dance around reduce the impact of the jokes.

  • @AlwaysInFlux0991
    @AlwaysInFlux0991 6 лет назад +45

    Went to college with Joe, funny and super humble guy! Smart as hell!

  • @SThrillz
    @SThrillz 5 лет назад +46

    Joe's got balls the size of his chair...love the dude!

  • @bluethunder7391
    @bluethunder7391 6 лет назад +38

    "The subtitle guy just killed himself".... lol

  • @ShinRyojin
    @ShinRyojin 6 лет назад +237

    The subtitled joke was brilliant! lol

    • @nathanielodei6796
      @nathanielodei6796 6 лет назад +3

      ShinRyojin That was literally the killer blow. Amazing!

    • @notw22
      @notw22 6 лет назад +1

      its all scripted!

    • @NicoleBecannon
      @NicoleBecannon 6 лет назад +6

      Dre Day nah

    • @belforio
      @belforio 6 лет назад +3

      ShinRyojin Forreal! That was the winning joke for me.

    • @fortune5304
      @fortune5304 6 лет назад

      Dre Day Is that your opinion or is that true?

  • @DeVaughnTaylor
    @DeVaughnTaylor 5 лет назад +24

    The joy in Anthony Jeselnik's face always gets me, he loves fucked up jokes so much hahaha

  • @dustinsanchez7820
    @dustinsanchez7820 3 года назад +12

    Joe's a verbal assassin jeez that wrist joke was diabolical

  • @bernlin2000
    @bernlin2000 3 года назад +24

    You can tell Nicole actually cares about Joe, this was great

  • @laurelsilberman5705
    @laurelsilberman5705 2 года назад +10

    I love this episode because neither of them went easy on each other whatsoever. It’s was just SAVAGE all around. Mutual comic respect.

  • @Mondoggy1986
    @Mondoggy1986 5 лет назад +6

    “I didn’t shit my pants that’s just you smelling your twat” 😂😂😂😂

  • @bradylpetersen
    @bradylpetersen 4 года назад +17

    This is probably one of the closest battles I’ve ever seen.

  • @johnteprice6484
    @johnteprice6484 4 года назад +11

    My life is very hard joke was rough! 😂
    And the joke about him weighing less than her in the Wheelchair killed me ☠️

  • @johnthegreat97
    @johnthegreat97 Год назад +32

    I think that wheelchair joke flew over their heads, motorized wheelchairs be heavy af.

  • @mkeptrangli
    @mkeptrangli Год назад +4

    Joe’s comeback about his combined weight still being less than hers was his best joke. She still killed it though.

  • @thesmoothgoat
    @thesmoothgoat 6 лет назад +241

    This was brutal to watch.

    • @mr.nobody9697
      @mr.nobody9697 5 лет назад +23

      @Jim Arcadipane why not? Its a roast. Disabled people can take a joke when its just a joke.

    • @nunyabidness2661
      @nunyabidness2661 5 лет назад +4

      I think he won and got robbed. How you gonna steal from a crippled man to boost the spirit of a fat girl. Fucking sjws. I never saw it coming from a guy named jizzleneck. Apparently neither did he. We use to call that one the old Pearl necklace. By the way the best roast master ever was Dean Martian. The fryers club use to kill it. I'm in my thirties and I know that. That was a plea for help because she didn't want to get her ass beat by a man that can't even stand. Women are already losing every other competition when some Chad puts a dress on to fuck the records like a bar skank.

    • @missundies
      @missundies 5 лет назад +12

      @@nunyabidness2661 You're embarrassing yourself, incel. I'm SO surprised that a guy named Nunya is an Incel.

    • @hanzomain9894
      @hanzomain9894 5 лет назад +9

      @@nunyabidness2661 Okay Incel with weird conspiracy theories, she was clearly better.

    • @giancarlodisalvo1784
      @giancarlodisalvo1784 4 года назад

      Literally the opposite.

  • @topcuka
    @topcuka 4 года назад +6

    I love Anthony's reaction when proper insults are fired

  • @afakespace
    @afakespace 6 лет назад +115

    You look like you know about double bodies lmao

  • @charlesvallas7790
    @charlesvallas7790 Год назад +19

    So proud of you Joe to see how far you've come from highschool. Keep killing it brotha

  • @ernestojames606
    @ernestojames606 6 лет назад +14

    My dude on the chair was great!!!!

  • @butzmn7190
    @butzmn7190 4 года назад +6

    This is one of the most brutal and funniest battles I've ever seen

  • @borismuller86
    @borismuller86 6 лет назад +267

    Poor woman had to mercilessly mock a cerebral palsy sufferer? How to win and lose at the same time.

    • @rafael0alves
      @rafael0alves 6 лет назад +34

      The guy went there knowing he was going to be roasted

    • @swagman8990
      @swagman8990 6 лет назад +15

      He’s in a roast jesus, and he did well

    • @AnthonyChaucer
      @AnthonyChaucer 6 лет назад +16

      Boris Müller lmao he signed up to roast he’d prob be more upset if she didn’t go hard. Lame

    • @haxanator1513
      @haxanator1513 6 лет назад +5

      Looked like a win win to me.

    • @borismuller86
      @borismuller86 6 лет назад +5

      Drinking and Gaming there’s a lot to unpack there. I think you have some issues to address with a professional.

  • @brandonnewby178
    @brandonnewby178 4 года назад +7

    I am still not even done with this video and I think this already may have been the best roast battle I've ever seen. 😁😁😁😁 Thank you for this

  • @sandramccullough6038
    @sandramccullough6038 5 лет назад +5

    He said cripple vs blood once a month😂😂

  • @h13dz40
    @h13dz40 5 лет назад +12

    Anthony : I figured 😂 my god

  • @themightyquinn94
    @themightyquinn94 5 лет назад +5

    Joe has some of the biggest balls I've ever seen for doing this

  • @stizzlespinizzle
    @stizzlespinizzle 6 лет назад +6

    I love that you guys don't let the wave ruin every joke by going on stage anymore

  • @chrissanchez777
    @chrissanchez777 6 лет назад +12

    I thought it would be so hard to roast a man in a wheelchair but.... WOW! ross is right she was so natural at it like she's been doing it her whole life. Subtitle joke made me LOL in class. worth it!

  • @TotalNinjaLover
    @TotalNinjaLover 3 года назад +4

    The real star of this roast is those thoughtfully placed sound effects...but really Nichole slayed and didn't hold back.

  • @thepinkerton657
    @thepinkerton657 6 лет назад +85

    I thought I clicked on roast battle, not battle bots

  • @kbtze
    @kbtze Год назад +7

    EVERYONE FORGETTING THE DEPRESSION JOKE 🗿

  • @evildoesnotsleep-x2b
    @evildoesnotsleep-x2b 5 лет назад +4

    nicole is the comedian that speaks and roasts. effortlessly funny. big congrats to both of them!

  • @Mike-yj5yw
    @Mike-yj5yw 5 лет назад +6

    Holy balls this is one of the best battles ever. It was a toss up IMO.

  • @wankstankonia
    @wankstankonia 6 лет назад +18

    Nicole killed it. She was better than some of the established comedians in other episodes!

  • @JoeEurell
    @JoeEurell 6 лет назад +110

    Nicole won and deserved to. She owned that battle, and anyone who says otherwise is intellectually crippled.

    • @NicoleBecannon
      @NicoleBecannon 6 лет назад +10

      Joe Eurell you killed too Joe love you❤️

    • @jose23jose
      @jose23jose 6 лет назад +2

      Fuck you Joe you deserved to win 🤘

    • @jose23jose
      @jose23jose 6 лет назад

      @@NicoleBecannon yes Nicole I can read 😆

    • @BDGMed
      @BDGMed 6 лет назад +3

      Joe Eurell I get you’re trying to be nice and whatnot but she was just desperate for someone to love her up there. All the shit about how hot she was, and the come on to the judge was pitiful. Your jokes were actually different instead of pushing the same shitty one over and over. I can guarantee I’m not intellectually crippled when I say, she shouldn’t have won.

    • @BDGMed
      @BDGMed 6 лет назад

      NicoleBecannon any time😘

  • @therantwmanny4082
    @therantwmanny4082 6 лет назад +11

    “I figured”!!!!! Hahahaha

  • @petergarcia3373
    @petergarcia3373 6 лет назад +9

    I love Anthony Lol always with a quick remark

  • @0rajjr0
    @0rajjr0 6 лет назад +3

    This was better than some of the ones on tv. They both were savages.

    • @Napkin2d
      @Napkin2d 6 лет назад

      I totally agree.. They both brought it

  • @basiccodingwithadam8125
    @basiccodingwithadam8125 4 года назад +1

    “Limber” lmao!!

  • @edmundtam4155
    @edmundtam4155 6 лет назад +1

    Anthony jeselnick.....”didn’t understand a word you said” ..... had me lmao....

  • @jaytee6804
    @jaytee6804 6 лет назад +12

    I went to LBSU and had a class w Joe. Cool guy! Keep at it mayne!!

  • @MrTitchThomas
    @MrTitchThomas 5 лет назад +4

    Her opening lines were so savage, he never recovered

  • @Hozer42
    @Hozer42 3 года назад +1

    Not sure if I have ever laughed so hard at ever joke and comeback. With a nice Jeselnik shot in the middle as well.

  • @Liquid_Alchemy
    @Liquid_Alchemy Год назад

    Watching these Comedy Central roast got me through a year of unemployment during the lock down days. This one was definitely one of my favorites.

  • @Syl518
    @Syl518 4 года назад

    Roast Battle is the only place where this is allowed. If you try this anywhere else you are getting sent to prison.

  • @ChuluSiwisa
    @ChuluSiwisa 4 года назад +1

    "the subtle guy just killed himself" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @ramayaruk
    @ramayaruk 6 лет назад +1

    "Joe - didnt understand a word" LOLLLLL OMG

  • @EmilBeaird
    @EmilBeaird 6 лет назад +4

    I can't get enough of these.

    • @sergiokaminotanjo
      @sergiokaminotanjo 6 лет назад

      Please tell me how did you get what the dude said??

  • @fonzycampos4416
    @fonzycampos4416 4 года назад +1

    Never gets old they need to bring the show back

  • @austingoyne3039
    @austingoyne3039 2 года назад

    “The subtitle guy just killed himself” 😂

  • @BlissInWords
    @BlissInWords 6 лет назад +5

    Yea, the subtitle joke was great
    But the "I didn't shit my pants.."
    That was the best comeback for me !

  • @tyroneloki5131
    @tyroneloki5131 6 лет назад +3

    Nicole is was so natural in this battle, she had comebacks every time

  • @CrazyKingStev
    @CrazyKingStev 6 лет назад +24

    I am also a cripple, I would love to be roasted by a comedian.

    • @Nicksperiments
      @Nicksperiments 6 лет назад +4

      CrazyKingStev so would Joe Eurell but instead he got Nicole Becannon

    • @firefighterstation3
      @firefighterstation3 5 лет назад +2

      Why? God already punished you enough

    • @Nicksperiments
      @Nicksperiments 5 лет назад +1

      firefighterstation3 that’s pretty good. I bet he’d give you a standing ovation if he could

    • @kennethkerrigan8140
      @kennethkerrigan8140 5 лет назад

      W.T.F IS A CRIPPLE??? yea your a ball bag aswell!!!!!! sap

    • @Puppy_Puppington
      @Puppy_Puppington 5 лет назад

      I would also love that

  • @Testrun360
    @Testrun360 2 года назад

    The back and forth was phenomenal, these two are quick thinkers, so funny

  • @White_devil1980
    @White_devil1980 Год назад

    I’m crying with laughter whilst watching this 😂😂😂😂

  • @fightrrrrr
    @fightrrrrr 4 года назад +2

    That was incredible. Both competitors did outstanding

  • @kristopherjohnson9641
    @kristopherjohnson9641 4 года назад +4

    I thought Nicole is pretty good looking :0 The subtitle joke was hilarious!

    • @adrianramirez6848
      @adrianramirez6848 3 года назад

      I don’t think her looks was even a relevant factor in this video.

  • @kidnamedre
    @kidnamedre 6 лет назад

    It’s awsome that they can come together and joke like this in all fun and games with no one getting butt hurt

    • @NicoleBecannon
      @NicoleBecannon 6 лет назад +1

      andre macklin it’s truly magical😎

  • @bmanclassics4350
    @bmanclassics4350 5 лет назад +4

    Nichole looks like hocus pocus meets the real world

  • @Maliphresh
    @Maliphresh 4 года назад +1

    That free base joke was 🔥🔥🔥😂😂😂

  • @dylandunlap8118
    @dylandunlap8118 5 лет назад +1

    She when she said “she does” and the subtitle says “cenotes”. Nicole’s subtitle joke is the joke that keeps on giving. Haven’t finished this yet but at the 4:00 mark this is pretty much wrapped up already

  • @jdb79jdb79
    @jdb79jdb79 6 лет назад +6

    This shit was brutal, Joe is the man.

  • @Mother_Lover
    @Mother_Lover 6 лет назад +1

    Meals vs wheels sign 😂😂😂. Good job wave

  • @laporte1625
    @laporte1625 6 лет назад +20

    So brutal, so funny, amazing job both! But yeah, Nicole had really mean jokes and devastating comebacks, she rightfully won this one

  • @brianjohnson1601
    @brianjohnson1601 3 года назад

    0:57 The guy tried to get everyone to do a standing ovation...but failed 😂

  • @EmilyBekanich
    @EmilyBekanich 4 года назад +2

    Wow one of the best roasts with the most well thought out jokes. Good for both of them ❤️❤️

  • @brandonnewby178
    @brandonnewby178 4 года назад +1

    Could there even be three better judges?

  • @Boygonebad
    @Boygonebad 6 лет назад +2

    Enjoyed this battle. They both did great and had great attitudes about it too.

  • @websnuff
    @websnuff 6 лет назад

    Hahahaha...the meals vs. Wheels sign at the end got the hardest laugh outta me

  • @JoeMilllionaire
    @JoeMilllionaire 6 лет назад +6

    Joe killed it! She was brutal too tho...it was close...the Chewbacca joke may have edged it

  • @NandiCollector
    @NandiCollector 4 года назад +1

    She fucking crippled him for the second time in his life! Respect for Nicole. :)

  • @ridesq
    @ridesq 5 лет назад +1

    This was one of the best. Dead even in my mind.

  • @blaze556922
    @blaze556922 6 лет назад +4

    Not gonna lie, I saw the thumbnail and thought the comic was imitating a disabled person and was thinking "wow, he looks convincing." I thought both these two were very funny

  • @yophiosantiago
    @yophiosantiago 6 лет назад +6

    the subtitle and drool joke killed it.

  • @Cool7Songs
    @Cool7Songs 5 лет назад

    Finally - comedy returns! Ruthless - fucking hilarious - no holds barred.

  • @hankscorpio8928
    @hankscorpio8928 Год назад

    4:54 Jeselnik uses amazing timing as a weapon 😂

  • @carsonlink5885
    @carsonlink5885 6 лет назад +66

    Anthony won this battle

  • @jimmijames6294
    @jimmijames6294 4 года назад

    That free base joke tho....LOL

  • @jordannt2369
    @jordannt2369 5 лет назад

    The.crip.versus the.blood once a month was the funniest part.

  • @THOMAS2910able
    @THOMAS2910able 6 лет назад +141

    The funniest part is that the girl think she's a 6.

    • @NicoleBecannon
      @NicoleBecannon 6 лет назад +38

      Thomas Thas you’re right. Dang. Thanks for taking me down a peg.

    • @TheAmbillionaire
      @TheAmbillionaire 6 лет назад

      Ugh

    • @THOMAS2910able
      @THOMAS2910able 6 лет назад +2

      To be clear this more a bash on your comedy rather than your looks , I feel Joe was better .

    • @NicoleBecannon
      @NicoleBecannon 6 лет назад +18

      Thomas Thas again, thank you so much for your input. I’m sure I’ll be able to put it to good use.

    • @thairivera
      @thairivera 6 лет назад +7

      Nicole is a RIDICULOUSLY good comic and DELIVERS on stage as well. So really, you’re just being a hater right now.

  • @wanderer10k
    @wanderer10k 4 года назад +1

    Draw - both brutal! The winner here was us.

  • @elizabeth3280
    @elizabeth3280 Год назад

    This is one where they both win bc it was hillarious . There was never going to be anything to top, if you dont think I am hot why are you drooling 😂

  • @boomstick_
    @boomstick_ 6 лет назад +24

    If you say first you are a very special child

    • @ellea3344
      @ellea3344 6 лет назад +2

      Read what you just wrote, then tighten your chin strap.

    • @lurchlogan
      @lurchlogan 6 лет назад

      1th... (I have a lisp so that's how it sounds).

  • @anthonyzullo
    @anthonyzullo 4 года назад +5

    Im mad fr fr. He RUINED HER WHOLE LIFE! Joe had this one for me. Im sitting here sipoing coffee like omg he ruined her. Not sure why they didnt give it to joe, crippled or not he was born to roll into first place. Youbwesr yourbdepression on your wrists i fell out my love seat and onto joes lap hahaha