If purgatory exists, I imagine Martin Lawrence, Tracy Morgan and Cedric The Entertainer performing their shtick in front of me without cessation for all eternity while I am forced to watch with my head encased in that contraption from "A Clockwork Orange" and a pipette full of Satan's piss is being regularly administered into my horrified eyeballs
Also to add to what Mark said about even kids not liking this, I was 11 when this came out and there was a kid in my class who went to see it and he was going on a big massive rant about how much he hated it.
What if Martin Lawrence is so (rightly) embarrassed by his participation in Big Momma 3 that he actually has to go into hiding in a giant fat suit? That should be one of those Keanu memes.
Oh dear lord, I have recently found The Good Doctor and, wow, thank god for this man. Hilarity, intelligence, passion and genuine emotion delivered succinctly (yes, even over 9 minutes) and evenly (he always tries to say something nice about a film...except for Sex And The City)
Girl: "I'm going to be alone for the rest of my life?" Simon: "Let's hope so". For anyone who ever doubts Simon's importance to these reviews, his timing and deadpan delivery makes comments like this sparkle.
Have you ever noticed that in the old reviews that have Justine Greene in the studio, Kermode ramps up the review mania? Hm, what’s going on with that?
2 was good too. Not as good as the first but still entertaining. 3 I have trouble even remembering anything from it. Just the one ubiquitous kids sing along..
@David Nash I like Mark but he def infuses his reviews from a far left perspective. When he goes on long winded rants bout gender politics and representation and all that garbage he becomes the definition of a woke critic. He's always entertaining though and obviously knowledgeable.
"AM I GOING TO BE ALONE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE?"
"Let's hope so."
Kermode's 'howling in the cinema' bit killed me
i love kermodes energy in these classic old reviews- wish he was this excitable these days
Michael Bay and McG sucked his soul away
He really lost his edge
@@martinlatour9311Maybe he needs a reboot with a different director.
If purgatory exists, I imagine Martin Lawrence, Tracy Morgan and Cedric The Entertainer performing their shtick in front of me without cessation for all eternity while I am forced to watch with my head encased in that contraption from "A Clockwork Orange" and a pipette full of Satan's piss is being regularly administered into my horrified eyeballs
@Teun de Heer 🤗
i love when he goes off in a voice and the other guy immediately is like "no, stop, no" hahah
I watched this film and found it so un-funny I had to watch this review to laugh before I died from a lack of it
Also to add to what Mark said about even kids not liking this, I was 11 when this came out and there was a kid in my class who went to see it and he was going on a big massive rant about how much he hated it.
What if Martin Lawrence is so (rightly) embarrassed by his participation in Big Momma 3 that he actually has to go into hiding in a giant fat suit?
That should be one of those Keanu memes.
The inversion of veni, vidi, vici - i went, i sat, i suffered.
GERARD BUTLAH!
I would pay double the movie ticket to watch Mark Kermode watching a movie he hates.
I am indebted to the good doctor for suffering for our sins
Oh dear lord, I have recently found The Good Doctor and, wow, thank god for this man. Hilarity, intelligence, passion and genuine emotion delivered succinctly (yes, even over 9 minutes) and evenly (he always tries to say something nice about a film...except for Sex And The City)
I love this guy.
kermode doing the fred voice and simon getting annoyed by it is the greatest running bit ever
The last 10 seconds of this video is wild
Girl: "I'm going to be alone for the rest of my life?"
Simon: "Let's hope so".
For anyone who ever doubts Simon's importance to these reviews, his timing and deadpan delivery makes comments like this sparkle.
"lets hope so" lol
When did Terry Jones walk in?
8:08 - That's how you review a film.
kermode saying fred the movie is cursed
If Yamaha keyboards had a stock sound effect key marked "Black Woman" it would be this noise 5:01
Was Mark's 'this isn't funny' voice based on Terry Jones as one of the Pepperpots?
... "this is rubbish"
best review ever.
RIP headphone users
Big mommas is a masterpiece.
Do you also enjoy dental work?
funny as fuck one of the best rants
7:33 Oh girl!!! LOOOL OMG X-D
Ouch.
7:32 🤣🤣
I'm quite certain even the press notes' review was funnier than the movie itself.
Have you ever noticed that in the old reviews that have Justine Greene in the studio, Kermode ramps up the review mania? Hm, what’s going on with that?
Even the the short clip from the film @4.20 is physically painful to listen to. Horrible.
+Maseru King Yep.
2 was good too. Not as good as the first but still entertaining. 3 I have trouble even remembering anything from it. Just the one ubiquitous kids sing along..
Whut?
Mark is hilarious when he's not so worried about being woke....
@David Nash I like Mark but he def infuses his reviews from a far left perspective. When he goes on long winded rants bout gender politics and representation and all that garbage he becomes the definition of a woke critic. He's always entertaining though and obviously knowledgeable.