I AM HUMAN TRASH | House Flipper #1

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  • Опубликовано: 19 янв 2025

Комментарии • 7 тыс.

  • @jay.d8589
    @jay.d8589 5 лет назад +1116

    Jack: I don’t even know one bill, let alone plural
    Bill who’s married to Jane and lives in that house over there: Am I a joke to you?

    • @jall8108
      @jall8108 4 года назад +13

      I heard him say “bill and Jane live over there” as I read this

    • @The-v-mistro
      @The-v-mistro 3 года назад +2

      alli haveto say is
      noice;)

    • @ApeEscapist
      @ApeEscapist 3 года назад +6

      Bill! I-I didn’t mean it like that I-I forgot about you
      Oh you forgot about me huh, forget about this! (Sucker punches him)

  • @meaghanreider3126
    @meaghanreider3126 6 лет назад +3490

    Jack: Honey I’m trash!
    Wife: I know!

    • @emoqueen6254
      @emoqueen6254 6 лет назад +24

      sounds like Chase and Stacy to me.

    • @coreycow6959
      @coreycow6959 6 лет назад +14

      Meaghan Reider
      Me if I was in a relationship 😂😂😂

    • @nicholasking1850
      @nicholasking1850 6 лет назад +4

      Meaghan Reider so me😂😂

    • @ninjablaze2016
      @ninjablaze2016 5 лет назад +3

      too real :(

    • @kapi6449
      @kapi6449 5 лет назад +6

      Ninja Blaze You doing okay? You got the bums?

  • @the1gamingguru866
    @the1gamingguru866 6 лет назад +2270

    Jack: "Was-? What-? Did a murder take place in here?"
    Me: "I wouldn't be surprised if it did."

    • @pressbtostart3077
      @pressbtostart3077 5 лет назад +9

      Jack: "Was-? What-? Did a murder take place in here?"
      Me: *is dead*

    • @BronyNumber4096
      @BronyNumber4096 5 лет назад +19

      It did. The clues are all through this level, starting with the Gold Mail he got. She said not to inform the police.

    • @gwenyukne7994
      @gwenyukne7994 4 года назад +2

      Duddddeeeee as soon as i left my comment like I HEARD THE PART WHERE HE SAID "Was-? What-? Did a MURDER take place in here?"
      (srry if i coppy writed you a bit)

    • @Andi_Galupa
      @Andi_Galupa 4 года назад +1

      Nah a murder would probably be more civil

    • @microwave8931
      @microwave8931 3 года назад +2

      Remember the house that had freaking blood in it? I do

  • @yoongjae_af
    @yoongjae_af 4 года назад +1705

    Email: It's possible that something else is missing
    Jack: yea maybe your judgment in men
    I FELT THAT OOF

    • @dawooziest
      @dawooziest 4 года назад +22

      Honestly I cackled, it do be hitting hard

    • @DewSocks
      @DewSocks 4 года назад +5

      Tbh I did not appreciate the bit with the first house at all.

    • @elijahbarney7156
      @elijahbarney7156 4 года назад +5

      @@DewSocks how could you not appreciate a video as amazing as this

    • @pepethefrog6809
      @pepethefrog6809 3 года назад +6

      @@DewSocks Aww didja get offended.

    • @TPK_MAKG
      @TPK_MAKG 3 года назад +6

      @@DewSocks who
      asked

  • @Kgrizzle96
    @Kgrizzle96 6 лет назад +1700

    When jack said “oh if only” i felt that in my heart 😂 i wish cleaning was that easy too man 🤦🏾‍♀️

    • @daemoniumvenator7099
      @daemoniumvenator7099 4 года назад +6

      Do you live in Germany?

    • @Kgrizzle96
      @Kgrizzle96 4 года назад +5

      Verfolger I wish. It’s my name.

    • @xvxajayxvx
      @xvxajayxvx 4 года назад +18

      Kaylie Germany if only it was that simple, you would clean the carpet from dog hairs then 5 minutes later there’s dog hair again it’s impossible and frustrating this game telling us lies😂

    • @nopenope6910
      @nopenope6910 4 года назад

      Ikr

    • @chloethegamer5939
      @chloethegamer5939 4 года назад +4

      AiiNZ omg I have a German Shepard he sheds so much

  • @ReaperTheRager
    @ReaperTheRager 6 лет назад +3264

    Jack: " I dont need dirt to appear on the minimap"
    Also Jack: "I cant find the dirt"

    • @Divine-q5w
      @Divine-q5w 6 лет назад +6

      Reaper The Rager 👏👏👏👏👏👏

    • @sophieplays7929
      @sophieplays7929 6 лет назад +9

      It's true, lmao.

    • @infuridancestudios7496
      @infuridancestudios7496 6 лет назад +31

      geez we also know your name isn't Glitter, but we don't get mad about it. Calm down you seemingly 5 year old. they probably did't know, besides Jack is his channel name; Jack Septiceye, So just, "Deal With It"

    • @infuridancestudios7496
      @infuridancestudios7496 6 лет назад +2

      didn't-

    • @reacts17
      @reacts17 6 лет назад +3

      Reaper The Rager I

  • @Skylancer727
    @Skylancer727 6 лет назад +248

    Chainsaws make the best alarm clock, they're loud, blow toxic fumes, and if you try and hit snooze you may feel a slight tingle.

    • @tomurashigaraki--murielgar8349
      @tomurashigaraki--murielgar8349 6 лет назад +14

      *Q U A L I T Y*

    • @lexisl3231
      @lexisl3231 6 лет назад

      Are you Keith Moon...

    • @alexathebiatchbcwhynot9648
      @alexathebiatchbcwhynot9648 4 года назад +8

      Oh god so thats how all those reddit 50/50 hand wounds happened

    • @marinaraman8238
      @marinaraman8238 4 года назад +1

      @JOHN LEWIS Reddit 50/50 is a subreddit where you click a link and the link could be really good happy stuff and some bad stuff ranging from gross to bad to legit terrifying stuff. You can go to the subreddit if you want just make sure you go for more softer options. P.S Know what kind of person you are.

    • @itscc2004
      @itscc2004 3 года назад

      It’s always a 9/10 chance you’ll cut your hand, finger, or arm off!

  • @jan_Soje
    @jan_Soje 5 лет назад +571

    Half the video is Jack cleaning and the other half is Jack judging people...

  • @nick-zc5gt
    @nick-zc5gt 6 лет назад +3620

    Can’t play this game cause if my mom walked in she would say what are you doing and I would say cleaning houses and she would say why don’t you do that in real life?

    • @bluewolf6359
      @bluewolf6359 5 лет назад +34

      Rex Well maybe clean up and stop being lazy

    • @jnnlyah
      @jnnlyah 5 лет назад +44

      I can relate😂😂😂

    • @jelllyjays
      @jelllyjays 5 лет назад +28

      Or just say that its a game...

    • @greenxlady4585
      @greenxlady4585 5 лет назад +58

      That's actually what my mom said when I told her what I was playing.

    • @arandomuser9459
      @arandomuser9459 5 лет назад +66

      Rex I only tell my mom I’m designing houses. I don’t mention anything about cleaning. 🤣

  • @summer_storm1318
    @summer_storm1318 6 лет назад +848

    Fun Fact: My gran actually fought off an intruder with a chainsaw when she was younger. Sliced his arm open. Unsurprisingly, he didn't bother her again xD

  • @arianamiranda3660
    @arianamiranda3660 6 лет назад +927

    "It is possible that something else is missing"
    Jack: 'Yeah, maybe your taste in men' 😂😂

  • @justcullen9304
    @justcullen9304 4 года назад +259

    Nobody:
    Jack's house: Shacksepticeye

    • @ApeEscapist
      @ApeEscapist 3 года назад +2

      No one would name themselves after that monstrosity

    • @utswriter
      @utswriter 2 года назад +4

      ​@@ApeEscapist well it's a shack, it's obviously septic, and wouldn't be surprised if there were eyes in the walls

  • @victorvondeathstroke
    @victorvondeathstroke 6 лет назад +2136

    J: joyful
    A: awesome
    C: cool
    K: kind
    S: silly
    E: energetic
    P: pleasurable
    T: thoughtful
    I: impressive
    C: courageous
    E: excellent
    Y: youthful
    E: entertaining

  • @iciee7799
    @iciee7799 6 лет назад +892

    Sean: "I'm not a judging person!"
    Sean 5 seconds before: "What else is missing, your taste in men?"
    😂😂😂

    • @sweetc4ke
      @sweetc4ke 6 лет назад +2

      iciee7799 69 likes...try not to hit it..I'm actually sorry

    • @Simplystimulating
      @Simplystimulating 6 лет назад +2

      iciee7799 Hmmm

    • @PrismLight5
      @PrismLight5 6 лет назад +7

      He said this in the middle of judging someone intensely

    • @officialmoney4502
      @officialmoney4502 6 лет назад +3

      iciee7799 dice

    • @Chipchase_Here
      @Chipchase_Here 6 лет назад +3

      why u call him sean. JUST CALL HIM JACKSEPTICEYE

  • @MrDooneylooney
    @MrDooneylooney 6 лет назад +45

    Please play more of this. I genuinely feel so relaxed watching.

  • @Polaricey123
    @Polaricey123 6 лет назад +175

    "I'm gonna make this room as sterile as.....a man who can't have children."
    Nailed it, Jack.

  • @TheGroupOnly
    @TheGroupOnly 6 лет назад +48

    Jack: I don't need to see dirt on the mini-map.
    Also Jack: WHERE IS THAT DAMN DIRT?!

  • @dumi7604
    @dumi7604 6 лет назад +366

    Jack, this is the type of game that you need to play more in order to achieve all the cool things. This game has a lot to offer, I didn't play it but I watched Drae. I recommend you start a series!! Have a nice day dude =]]

    • @cobraqueen555
      @cobraqueen555 6 лет назад

      Doomy, dreagast is great tuber. Ive seen alot of this game by him.

    • @higashiwhy
      @higashiwhy 6 лет назад +3

      Yeah, I agree! Jack should start series on this game, though I'm not sure if he will..

    • @rusty4925
      @rusty4925 6 лет назад +1

      Doomy He might but then again, he's on tour for about 2 weeks

  • @i_love_you.6912
    @i_love_you.6912 5 лет назад +82

    "Have you noticed that by using the Gallery tab on the tablet,you can choose any image from your hard diskhand use it as
    a poster or picture to hang on a wall"
    Jack:Have you noticed that I don't care

  • @peachtea7269
    @peachtea7269 5 лет назад +89

    I was watching a really quiet RUclipsr a minute ago, and as soon as I clicked on this, he screamed "TOP OF THE MORNING TO YOU LADDIES!" and I screamed.

    • @noyou1735
      @noyou1735 3 года назад +8

      That’s Irish for “I will yeet you to the top of the morning.”

    • @TPK_MAKG
      @TPK_MAKG 3 года назад

      don't scream

  • @Prim120
    @Prim120 6 лет назад +358

    “Honey! I’m *trash* !”
    - Jacksepticeye 2018

    • @amandabohn7697
      @amandabohn7697 6 лет назад +2

      Hannah Rothman lol I just read it as soon as he said it.

  • @jessicapillow5854
    @jessicapillow5854 6 лет назад +32

    This is the first Jacksepticeye video I've seen in almost a year and hearing him do his outro again gave me such a nostalgic feeling

  • @TheBee123
    @TheBee123 6 лет назад +446

    This might be odd but I wouldn’t mind seeing more of this game.

  • @jeydahbeda
    @jeydahbeda 6 лет назад +262

    Ok I believe jack *WHO TF STEALS A RADIATOR* ok all my anger is gone

    • @jpwhjg
      @jpwhjg 5 лет назад +16

      Her ex boyfriend

    • @ecksspot8497
      @ecksspot8497 4 года назад +10

      @@jpwhjg r/technicallythetruth

    • @UrPPhard
      @UrPPhard 4 года назад +3

      @@ecksspot8497 r/notaredditbutyourenotwrong

    • @somedumbass6738
      @somedumbass6738 3 года назад +1

      @JustGames No, that is a Reddit..

  • @birch_bier
    @birch_bier 6 лет назад +68

    I would surprisingly want there to be more episodes of this. It's nice to wash and the commentary keeps it interesting and funny.

  • @riccaderoose4713
    @riccaderoose4713 6 лет назад +1589

    *Reads title* As someone who cares deeply about the environment, I am obligated to pick you up. Is 6 okay?

    • @Prim120
      @Prim120 6 лет назад +68

      Ricca De Roose this comment is so under-appreciated

    • @KittyPrydeVFX
      @KittyPrydeVFX 6 лет назад +70

      *stunned slow clap of appreciation and awe*

    • @colewygans1278
      @colewygans1278 6 лет назад +51

      *tips 10 dollars*

    • @theresagalvosXD
      @theresagalvosXD 6 лет назад +48

      i see youve been reading smooth ass quotes from tumblr, jake. is this for dirk?

    • @ashleyl6196
      @ashleyl6196 6 лет назад +11

      Lmao

  • @Z-1991
    @Z-1991 6 лет назад +955

    What i saw: Jack cleaning.
    What i heard: GOTTA SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP!

    • @TwitchTopClips
      @TwitchTopClips 6 лет назад +2

      Zevastian 1991 sub me

    • @auggie082
      @auggie082 6 лет назад +9

      Zevastian 1991
      Mr. Sweeper
      YOUR DEAD TO ME!!!

    • @Z-1991
      @Z-1991 6 лет назад +5

      Anukiv that's good then?, or bad?

    • @auggie082
      @auggie082 6 лет назад +3

      Zevastian 1991
      Its bad... But in a good way

    • @Z-1991
      @Z-1991 6 лет назад +3

      NightMare Sans Papa, no!

  • @kaitlinnielsen4060
    @kaitlinnielsen4060 6 лет назад +17

    Sara: It's possible there are other thins missing.
    Jack: Yea, your judgment in men.
    Lol, i'm dying!!!!! :')

  • @polishenglish8356
    @polishenglish8356 6 лет назад +1878

    More house flipping, pretty please! :D

  • @Geremie
    @Geremie 6 лет назад +69

    This game is very calming. I like it.

  • @damugummadi6637
    @damugummadi6637 6 лет назад +158

    I was eating my Irish porridge and remembered something. I went to my shrine for jacksepticeye and scooped some of my porridge into the fire as an offering. thank you for keeping me sane.

    • @somewhatartistic7966
      @somewhatartistic7966 6 лет назад +16

      Such a beautiful story, brings a tear to my eye

    • @gamignmaster6977
      @gamignmaster6977 5 лет назад +5

      Thank you this comment made me remember i need to sacrifice my blood before sleeping to put out the candles!

    • @shatteredmirror1641
      @shatteredmirror1641 5 лет назад

      @@caseysextonsnow9126 its Anti -sperm- lic, Antlic
      or jacklioc

  • @kylieann4734
    @kylieann4734 4 года назад +35

    “It’s possible something else is missing”
    Sean: “Yeah maybe your judgment in men”
    WHEN I TELL YOU I WHEEZED- 😂

  • @tactical_person3193
    @tactical_person3193 6 лет назад +251

    Jack: I though white was already the color of "nut", if you know what I mean.
    RUclips: haha NOPE -video is no longer eligible for monetization-

  • @micapowder1221
    @micapowder1221 6 лет назад +143

    "That's what it's like to clean in Harry Potter."
    Me: It's easier in Harry Potter to clean than that. All you have to do is wave your wand and same some magic words. You wouldn't even have to poke each thing individually with a weird mop thing.

    • @kittyea1289
      @kittyea1289 5 лет назад +8

      I would love to clean like Harry Potter but sadly I can't😫

    • @aibhilinpreble3949
      @aibhilinpreble3949 5 лет назад +1

      Yup.

    • @HumbleDial
      @HumbleDial 4 года назад +2

      Imagine if someone wand was a mop.

  • @MLEbug
    @MLEbug 6 лет назад +74

    House flipping is SO entertaining! I’m not even kidding, I LOVE IT!

  • @s-aga
    @s-aga 4 года назад +48

    “i’m not a judgy person” *proceeds to spend the entire video judging people*

  • @HarmfulGiggles
    @HarmfulGiggles 6 лет назад +87

    Jack: I should know all about nuts.
    Me: ... !!!???
    Jack: I am one.
    Me: Oh.

    • @leilaniisabell5023
      @leilaniisabell5023 6 лет назад +6

      Cinder Arch Cade or when he was like “isn’t white nut color? If you know what I mean” I was eating chicken nuggets and heard that

    • @shostysboo
      @shostysboo 6 лет назад +2

      y'all comments are my exact thoughts

  • @doorknobr
    @doorknobr 6 лет назад +235

    Believe me. *EVERYONE'S MOTHERS* would like those tools jack.

    • @mgm105
      @mgm105 6 лет назад +7

      Devon Bagares more like everyone

    • @bronyboy6923
      @bronyboy6923 6 лет назад +6

      Devon Bagares everyone who has to clean

    • @doorknobr
      @doorknobr 6 лет назад +1

      Quandery Carter whose name is shaun

    • @doorknobr
      @doorknobr 6 лет назад +1

      Quandery Carter oh wait. You mean Sean?

    • @doorknobr
      @doorknobr 6 лет назад +1

      That's Jack's real name.

  • @DanPrime98
    @DanPrime98 6 лет назад +33

    Groot:I AM GROOT!
    Captain America: I am Steve Rogers
    Jacksepticeye: I am human trash

    • @ourochroma
      @ourochroma 6 лет назад

      -Bruce Wayne- Batman: I am Batman

  • @MoguBro
    @MoguBro 3 года назад +63

    Jack: it’s like power washing
    Us in 2021: there’s a simulator for that!

  • @aviodintz540
    @aviodintz540 6 лет назад +100

    "There's something almost therapeutic about this game"
    3 episodes later:
    "Honey, I'm trash!"

  • @ivanaradovanovic9568
    @ivanaradovanovic9568 6 лет назад +51

    J: Joyful
    A: Awesome
    C: Cool
    K: Kind
    S: Silly
    E: Energetic
    P: P.M.A
    T: Thoughtful
    I: Impressive
    C: Courageous
    E: Excellent
    Y: Youthful
    E: Entertaining

  • @Benni777
    @Benni777 6 лет назад +382

    I should probably clean my room but...

    • @angelnava5943
      @angelnava5943 6 лет назад +7

      Jen Klen I know right. Watching Jacksepticeye is more important though.

    • @sussbob
      @sussbob 6 лет назад +3

      Yal just lazy.

    • @orange9735
      @orange9735 6 лет назад +6

      Then i got high

    • @omlo9093
      @omlo9093 6 лет назад +1

      Don't go angering Jordan Peterson now - clean your room, bucko!

    • @theweridoshow1237
      @theweridoshow1237 6 лет назад +1

      Same tho 😂

  • @floatyloser5323
    @floatyloser5323 6 лет назад +61

    "What else is missing? Your taste in men?"
    *wHEEEZEEee*

  • @YoungVinny
    @YoungVinny 6 лет назад +422

    We all know what Jack's hoover sounds like... *click*
    *_aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH_*

    • @Z-1991
      @Z-1991 6 лет назад +2

      Y.V-Young Vinny 😂😂😂😂

    • @alistairjacob1843
      @alistairjacob1843 6 лет назад +3

      More like aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

    • @anglebuck9818
      @anglebuck9818 6 лет назад +2

      That's not jack.....

    • @bigbaconboi637
      @bigbaconboi637 6 лет назад +1

      Lol

    • @laneywedderburn8808
      @laneywedderburn8808 6 лет назад +1

      Hahahahhahah

  • @CodeEmporium
    @CodeEmporium 6 лет назад +789

    $30,000? The average loan for flipping houses in the US is $200,000 (varies depending on the tier of the flipper, of course). I know you don't care. I just wanted to say something.

    • @mymindmaywonder9597
      @mymindmaywonder9597 6 лет назад +17

      CodeEmporium he also lives in Ireland....

    • @crystalgoddess4085
      @crystalgoddess4085 6 лет назад +26

      Mymindmaywonder He lives in England now actually... He moved a while ago.

    • @user-ux9nh2wl2x
      @user-ux9nh2wl2x 6 лет назад +1

      Crystal Goddess actually you're right

    • @madi8030
      @madi8030 6 лет назад +2

      CodeEmporium you’re destroying my childhood dreamhome

    • @fartballs9
      @fartballs9 6 лет назад

      CodeEmporium Thank you.

  • @herclegirl
    @herclegirl 6 лет назад +69

    i really liked this game a lot. please play more!

  • @PastaSauce-
    @PastaSauce- 5 лет назад +10

    I just watched jack virtually clean for 21 mins and enjoyed every second of it

  • @davidmackayy
    @davidmackayy 6 лет назад +227

    *Sees title* What happened to PMA?! You are not trash!

    • @benitomussolini3352
      @benitomussolini3352 6 лет назад

      David Mackay he is not trash he is not very happy

    • @angele.3424
      @angele.3424 6 лет назад +3

      do t u know one person trash is another person treasure

    • @raginglionromania404
      @raginglionromania404 6 лет назад

      Yea where is the PMA Śean

    • @ember9947
      @ember9947 6 лет назад

      Well thats your opinion.

    • @allinory
      @allinory 6 лет назад +1

      Chase really has a very low self-esteem

  • @finncohen7901
    @finncohen7901 6 лет назад +192

    Does anyone else want him to keep playing this for a few episodes?

    • @akashafofo6939
      @akashafofo6939 6 лет назад

      Finn Cohen no because noone would buu the game

    • @vk2336
      @vk2336 6 лет назад +1

      î dont think you know how game sales work this video with 1.6 mil views brought atention to the game thats why
      game developers actualy dont mind lets plays. and most people actualy like to play their own way so yea its mostly a win win situation.

    • @SS-zx6oz
      @SS-zx6oz 6 лет назад

      G

    • @fandompotato1108
      @fandompotato1108 6 лет назад

      me

    • @fandompotato1108
      @fandompotato1108 6 лет назад

      YESS

  • @Baylike
    @Baylike 6 лет назад +211

    *haha the cleaning should be the same way in real life too tho*

  • @maxwellp.8728
    @maxwellp.8728 2 года назад +11

    “It’s satisfying, just like power washing.” Talk about foreshadowing

  • @FoxGoodmanYT
    @FoxGoodmanYT 6 лет назад +1092

    I wish cleaning was this simple hahaha

  • @disputedrogue2318
    @disputedrogue2318 6 лет назад +6

    PLEASE PLAY MORE JACK, this is the calm video I needed to end my day

  • @firos9591
    @firos9591 6 лет назад +17

    _"And After Jack played this game he had enough Money To Go To the Next Jacksepticeye How Did We Get Here Tour!"_
    _"And You should Do The same!"_

  • @dokidokifan0053
    @dokidokifan0053 6 лет назад +241

    If u slow down the speed Jack will sound drunk

  • @kodyjayvin
    @kodyjayvin 6 лет назад +44

    More please! I agree that its very therapeutic!!!

  • @rosedarkling
    @rosedarkling 6 лет назад +402

    Now this reminds me even further about how I need to dust, vacuum, and wash my sheets in my room. O.o Every 6 months, I like to clean it, and it needs to be done again; I'm over due but lazy. O.o

    • @gracalinicaa9863
      @gracalinicaa9863 6 лет назад +1

      rosedarkling same b

    • @coolfloh
      @coolfloh 6 лет назад +17

      EVERY 6 MONTHS?! jeez. r u trolling? i have to clean the house at least once a week or i feel filthy

    • @rosedarkling
      @rosedarkling 6 лет назад +5

      It doesn't get too bad; just a bit dusty in some spots. Last time I dusted and cleaned my husband's area with his XBox One, I broke it a bit cuz of the cleaning. O.o

    • @rosedarkling
      @rosedarkling 6 лет назад +2

      We're a bit different at my house with the sheets; we don't really sleep under the sheets or comforter - we sleep on top of it with a blanket on top of us for sleep.

    • @Simplystimulating
      @Simplystimulating 6 лет назад +1

      rosedarkling Hmmmmmm

  • @shaniecegibson7242
    @shaniecegibson7242 6 лет назад +10

    I don't watch Jack all the time but when I do, Idk its something stress relieving about watching him.

  • @averywho6430
    @averywho6430 3 года назад +15

    Oh boy oh boy, he has no idea what's in store in 2021, we got Power Washing Simulator. Can't wait for him to play that some day.

  • @nicklepickle7202
    @nicklepickle7202 6 лет назад +31

    jack first contract: lady comes back from business trip. "WHERE HAS MY FAMILY GONE?!"

  • @kenzighost
    @kenzighost 6 лет назад +56

    we need more of this, and now you can paint your walls,

  • @craider45
    @craider45 6 лет назад +15

    Anyone notice that both Jack and miniladd read that the people just bought the house and have no time to clean it (obviously the place is messy from the previous owners) but when they get in the house they go and call the family that has a baby on the way the messy ones

  • @stormshadow2942
    @stormshadow2942 4 года назад +8

    "Honey, I'm trash" - Me
    "Pictures make the room deeper, more artistic." - My blindingly optimistic friend
    "Yeah, and opinions like that make me not talk to you anymore. So I'm just gonna, swipe left."- Me
    "sWiPe RiGhT!!!" - Tinder

  • @anthonyperez9556
    @anthonyperez9556 6 лет назад +461

    Who tf steals a radiator 😂😂

    • @splatshrimp
      @splatshrimp 6 лет назад +2

      Anthony Perez dunno, possibly someone who needs it? But nobody needs a radiator...it will stay a mystery forever

    • @girlthatisprobablynotemo3835
      @girlthatisprobablynotemo3835 6 лет назад +5

      Her ex bf.Smh

    • @nicholasking1850
      @nicholasking1850 6 лет назад +1

      Anthony Perez good question 😂😂😂😂

    • @chevygirl7226
      @chevygirl7226 6 лет назад +1

      I don't think houses have a radiator I know Cars do
      Edit: oh wait I remember what the radiator is now and that houses have one

    • @anthonyperez9556
      @anthonyperez9556 6 лет назад +1

      Chevy Girl i was gonna say 😂😂

  • @MusicByJB
    @MusicByJB 6 лет назад +32

    Please play more of this game!

  • @charliem5822
    @charliem5822 5 лет назад +46

    Jack: Sure your “boyfriend” broke in and “stole” your “radiator”
    Me and everyone else watching: My heart

  • @witchcraftandarson9466
    @witchcraftandarson9466 2 года назад +2

    1:08 hey I’m sure the neighbors appreciate the dead little shack bringing now rent a bit

  • @adamuntius9646
    @adamuntius9646 6 лет назад +73

    Pay Jack a minimum of *(garble)* pounds and he will completely renew your house! (Disclaimer: no guarantees or warrantees, so don't sue us)

    • @theragingrussian5895
      @theragingrussian5895 6 лет назад

      Lord Stiro AWOOOO

    • @faith9196
      @faith9196 6 лет назад

      Lmao

    • @tiagoprado7001
      @tiagoprado7001 6 лет назад

      PolarBear Gaming jack lives in england. Please tell me what can you do with dollars in brighton.

    • @adamuntius9646
      @adamuntius9646 6 лет назад

      98% coffee I'm not sure that's possible, but then again I'm just 13 :P

  • @vanillune
    @vanillune 6 лет назад +25

    Jack got faster cleaning because,
    *SPEED IS KEY!!!!*

  • @StarOwlGaming
    @StarOwlGaming 6 лет назад +178

    We're all trash mammals

  • @fallenwolfgaming9702
    @fallenwolfgaming9702 4 года назад +9

    At 10:44 Jack: This is nut so, I should know I am one.
    Me: No Jack your a potato.

  • @lebennos7092
    @lebennos7092 6 лет назад +32

    Jack:Honey Im trash
    Wife: not again

  • @TheIndigoSystem
    @TheIndigoSystem 6 лет назад +396

    I love this game but my laptop is shit and runs it so slow it’s insane

    • @Delta_NWAB747fan
      @Delta_NWAB747fan 6 лет назад +10

      TheFoxFan I’m in the same exact boat.

    • @shoujogirlatheart
      @shoujogirlatheart 6 лет назад +15

      Dude all i hear on my computer is TOOOOOOPPPPP OOOOOFFF TTYHHHHEE MMMOOORRNNIIINNNGG

    • @estanislaobaez9176
      @estanislaobaez9176 6 лет назад +4

      TheFoxFan me to 😖😭😱

    • @TheIndigoSystem
      @TheIndigoSystem 6 лет назад +7

      Delta747Fan Boeing it took me 5 hours to do what Jack did in this vid. Seriously. Oh hey Jack! (He liked!)

    • @daxtro5492
      @daxtro5492 6 лет назад +3

      wait... you can get a heart from jack by complaining about your computer? MY COMPUTER CAN HARDLY RUN MINESWEEPER WITHOUT BLOWING ITS BRAINS OUT!

  • @coreycow6959
    @coreycow6959 6 лет назад +16

    Jack: "Eskitt! That's what they say right?"
    Me: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhh! Don't get me started!!!!"

  • @mikeyilyatrax
    @mikeyilyatrax 4 месяца назад +1

    Jack: and I’m not gonna judge I’m not a judgy person
    Also Jack: *literally judges everything he sees*

  • @velvet5922
    @velvet5922 6 лет назад +24

    idk how I missed the House Flipper episodes but omg you are tearing it up w the comments lmao! GG Jack :) Love it.

  • @Fikledikle
    @Fikledikle 5 лет назад +118

    Jack: I don’t even know who bill is
    My head: BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY

  • @SuperGamingDude
    @SuperGamingDude 6 лет назад +120

    This title. Jack have you been reading my diary

    • @minxcobrada6082
      @minxcobrada6082 6 лет назад +1

      dont say you are trash cus u are a beautifull person and dont let anyone tell you different

    • @thamoneymogul
      @thamoneymogul 6 лет назад +1

      Why is everybody so negative?

    • @thamoneymogul
      @thamoneymogul 6 лет назад

      I agree with minx

    • @cheese3289
      @cheese3289 6 лет назад

      Why do ij see you so much

  • @BronyNumber4096
    @BronyNumber4096 3 года назад +1

    9:52 Yeah, try being a janitor in a college for a while. I swear, I've _never_ been more appreciative of how _easy_ household chores are.

  • @Peace-vl9jj
    @Peace-vl9jj 6 лет назад +98

    Jack: It can help you buy things, which will be useful for this job
    Jack: Can I buy some meth to forget about this job?
    Also Jack: IF ONLYY (during the first cleaning scene, which applies to the store)

    • @puggyboi672
      @puggyboi672 5 лет назад +1

      Is it sad I know who's youtube channel your profile picture is from? Lt. Lick me

  • @ramsesvazquez9287
    @ramsesvazquez9287 5 лет назад +9

    Jack: “To pay bills” “I don’t know who is bill”
    THATS HOW IM TRYING TO BE

  • @Jordan-vr7vy
    @Jordan-vr7vy 6 лет назад +11

    me: ahhh im so bored someone plz make a viddd
    jack: todays your lucky day
    me: 0-o?
    jack: uploads house flipper video
    me: OMG YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

  • @seran3638
    @seran3638 4 года назад +1

    Can we just appreciate that he was more confused/irritated that someone would be lying to him, than he was judgemental about someone being in rehab or something? I love this guy

  • @egwagjsd
    @egwagjsd 6 лет назад +188

    I have been waiting for you to play this again for a while! Yay!

  • @imxluke
    @imxluke 6 лет назад +25

    I think when youre painting you can drag the cursor across a few tiles and paint like 3 at a time. This might make your life easier

  • @rachelmurphy231
    @rachelmurphy231 6 лет назад +53

    I love how jack just ended up giving them dating advice xD xD

    • @Anna13Tonks
      @Anna13Tonks 6 лет назад

      Coygam3rgirl 88 I know right I couldn't stop laughing

  • @crow3879
    @crow3879 4 года назад +17

    Every time Jack does his intro my brain starts singing All The Way

  • @graceyk1783
    @graceyk1783 6 лет назад +38

    I am also human trash. You are not alone.

  • @meaghanreider3126
    @meaghanreider3126 6 лет назад +161

    When I saw the title I thought “jack are you quoting me?”

  • @lisabormans4258
    @lisabormans4258 6 лет назад +10

    do more! this is better than watching one of those most satisfying compilations!

  • @b4lproductions301
    @b4lproductions301 6 лет назад +23

    My OCD spiked when jack placed the hanging table right in front of the electricity socket..

  • @DracoHandsome
    @DracoHandsome 6 лет назад +39

    I was expecting a game where you picked up the entire house and threw it. As in like Table Flipper. Ah well

  • @kirstenb3845
    @kirstenb3845 6 лет назад +220

    Aren’t we all human trash tho?

  • @MysticalSkyYT
    @MysticalSkyYT 6 лет назад +82

    Love the way he says garage.

    • @gamecell369
      @gamecell369 6 лет назад

      RaveGalaxy lol you are a furry

    • @zoie8088
      @zoie8088 6 лет назад +2

      game Cell you have amazing observation skills, dude. 👏 you're mother must be proud.

    • @gamecell369
      @gamecell369 6 лет назад +1

      Zoie B wow shots fired I am so offended

    • @haxygo7004
      @haxygo7004 6 лет назад +2

      because you're a trash..
      get it?
      yep, you.

    • @zoie8088
      @zoie8088 6 лет назад +2

      i didn't say it so you'd be offended. I was just hoping that you might realize how pointless your comment was. that'd be like me commenting and saying "hA your icon is blue!"

  • @chesneywhite9334
    @chesneywhite9334 3 года назад +2

    It's hard to believe this was only 3 years ago. It feels so old compared to how far the game has come!

  • @lemon_squeezed
    @lemon_squeezed 6 лет назад +24

    Me: *Looking through comments*
    Jack: I'm livin' up someone's ass!
    Me: wait wHAT

    • @lolajaramillo4620
      @lolajaramillo4620 6 лет назад +2

      That_Wired_Potato Ha ha ha! 😆

    • @marcy7550
      @marcy7550 6 лет назад +2

      I literally did the same fucking thing lmao

  • @lucynsuns
    @lucynsuns 6 лет назад +22

    "I thought white _was_ nut color if you get me"
    I am about to disown jack

  • @grantwalton9399
    @grantwalton9399 6 лет назад +40

    (Jack) oh, no I can either return to hell or just stay here
    (Me) I feel u

  • @abbuthealien
    @abbuthealien 4 года назад

    i enjoy coming back to these videos and things like slime rancher when my anxiety is high. very nice