I AM HUMAN TRASH | House Flipper #1
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- Опубликовано: 20 май 2018
- I live inside a trash heap and are therefore human trash incarnate!
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Outro Song created by "Teknoaxe". It's called "I'm everywhere" and you can listen to it here
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Jack: I don’t even know one bill, let alone plural
Bill who’s married to Jane and lives in that house over there: Am I a joke to you?
I heard him say “bill and Jane live over there” as I read this
alli haveto say is
noice;)
Bill! I-I didn’t mean it like that I-I forgot about you
Oh you forgot about me huh, forget about this! (Sucker punches him)
Jack: Honey I’m trash!
Wife: I know!
sounds like Chase and Stacy to me.
Meaghan Reider
Me if I was in a relationship 😂😂😂
Meaghan Reider so me😂😂
too real :(
Ninja Blaze You doing okay? You got the bums?
When jack said “oh if only” i felt that in my heart 😂 i wish cleaning was that easy too man 🤦🏾♀️
Do you live in Germany?
Verfolger I wish. It’s my name.
Kaylie Germany if only it was that simple, you would clean the carpet from dog hairs then 5 minutes later there’s dog hair again it’s impossible and frustrating this game telling us lies😂
Ikr
AiiNZ omg I have a German Shepard he sheds so much
Email: It's possible that something else is missing
Jack: yea maybe your judgment in men
I FELT THAT OOF
Honestly I cackled, it do be hitting hard
Tbh I did not appreciate the bit with the first house at all.
@@DewSocks how could you not appreciate a video as amazing as this
@@DewSocks Aww didja get offended.
@@DewSocks who
asked
Half the video is Jack cleaning and the other half is Jack judging people...
sean
@@kankercutie Seán*
@@kankercutie bruh
Jack: "Was-? What-? Did a murder take place in here?"
Me: "I wouldn't be surprised if it did."
Jack: "Was-? What-? Did a murder take place in here?"
Me: *is dead*
It did. The clues are all through this level, starting with the Gold Mail he got. She said not to inform the police.
Duddddeeeee as soon as i left my comment like I HEARD THE PART WHERE HE SAID "Was-? What-? Did a MURDER take place in here?"
(srry if i coppy writed you a bit)
Nah a murder would probably be more civil
Remember the house that had freaking blood in it? I do
Nobody:
Jack's house: Shacksepticeye
No one would name themselves after that monstrosity
@@ApeEscapist well it's a shack, it's obviously septic, and wouldn't be surprised if there were eyes in the walls
Can’t play this game cause if my mom walked in she would say what are you doing and I would say cleaning houses and she would say why don’t you do that in real life?
Rex Well maybe clean up and stop being lazy
I can relate😂😂😂
Or just say that its a game...
That's actually what my mom said when I told her what I was playing.
Rex I only tell my mom I’m designing houses. I don’t mention anything about cleaning. 🤣
Jack: " I dont need dirt to appear on the minimap"
Also Jack: "I cant find the dirt"
Reaper The Rager 👏👏👏👏👏👏
It's true, lmao.
geez we also know your name isn't Glitter, but we don't get mad about it. Calm down you seemingly 5 year old. they probably did't know, besides Jack is his channel name; Jack Septiceye, So just, "Deal With It"
didn't-
Reaper The Rager I
Chainsaws make the best alarm clock, they're loud, blow toxic fumes, and if you try and hit snooze you may feel a slight tingle.
*Q U A L I T Y*
Are you Keith Moon...
Oh god so thats how all those reddit 50/50 hand wounds happened
@JOHN LEWIS Reddit 50/50 is a subreddit where you click a link and the link could be really good happy stuff and some bad stuff ranging from gross to bad to legit terrifying stuff. You can go to the subreddit if you want just make sure you go for more softer options. P.S Know what kind of person you are.
It’s always a 9/10 chance you’ll cut your hand, finger, or arm off!
Fun Fact: My gran actually fought off an intruder with a chainsaw when she was younger. Sliced his arm open. Unsurprisingly, he didn't bother her again xD
Damn you got a badass grandma
grandma goals
I wish my grandma was as epic as yours.
Bro
thats our gran now lol
"I'm gonna make this room as sterile as.....a man who can't have children."
Nailed it, Jack.
👏👏 "Amazing!" "Excellent!"
("Wow!")
Not the man though
"It is possible that something else is missing"
Jack: 'Yeah, maybe your taste in men' 😂😂
I literally read this exactly when he said it
judgement
Judgement*
Timestamp ?
Judgement*
Sean: "I'm not a judging person!"
Sean 5 seconds before: "What else is missing, your taste in men?"
😂😂😂
iciee7799 69 likes...try not to hit it..I'm actually sorry
iciee7799 Hmmm
He said this in the middle of judging someone intensely
iciee7799 dice
why u call him sean. JUST CALL HIM JACKSEPTICEYE
“i’m not a judgy person” *proceeds to spend the entire video judging people*
I was watching a really quiet RUclipsr a minute ago, and as soon as I clicked on this, he screamed "TOP OF THE MORNING TO YOU LADDIES!" and I screamed.
That’s Irish for “I will yeet you to the top of the morning.”
don't scream
J: joyful
A: awesome
C: cool
K: kind
S: silly
E: energetic
P: pleasurable
T: thoughtful
I: impressive
C: courageous
E: excellent
Y: youthful
E: entertaining
Victor Von Deathstroke nice
Wow! Nice :D
Victor Von Deathstroke this is amazing and I love it
Good job
Victor Von Deathstroke aww
Please play more of this. I genuinely feel so relaxed watching.
Jack: it’s like power washing
Us in 2021: there’s a simulator for that!
*gasp* yEs
Ok I believe jack *WHO TF STEALS A RADIATOR* ok all my anger is gone
Her ex boyfriend
@@jpwhjg r/technicallythetruth
@@ecksspot8497 r/notaredditbutyourenotwrong
@JustGames No, that is a Reddit..
Jack: I don't need to see dirt on the mini-map.
Also Jack: WHERE IS THAT DAMN DIRT?!
This might be odd but I wouldn’t mind seeing more of this game.
Me too
same
Bella Lugosi same
There's something nice to it. Just like he said.
This is awesome hell YEA
"Have you noticed that by using the Gallery tab on the tablet,you can choose any image from your hard diskhand use it as
a poster or picture to hang on a wall"
Jack:Have you noticed that I don't care
“It’s possible something else is missing”
Sean: “Yeah maybe your judgment in men”
WHEN I TELL YOU I WHEEZED- 😂
This game is very calming. I like it.
“Honey! I’m *trash* !”
- Jacksepticeye 2018
Hannah Rothman lol I just read it as soon as he said it.
Sara: It's possible there are other thins missing.
Jack: Yea, your judgment in men.
Lol, i'm dying!!!!! :')
“It’s satisfying, just like power washing.” Talk about foreshadowing
What i saw: Jack cleaning.
What i heard: GOTTA SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP!
Zevastian 1991 sub me
Zevastian 1991
Mr. Sweeper
YOUR DEAD TO ME!!!
Anukiv that's good then?, or bad?
Zevastian 1991
Its bad... But in a good way
NightMare Sans Papa, no!
Jack, this is the type of game that you need to play more in order to achieve all the cool things. This game has a lot to offer, I didn't play it but I watched Drae. I recommend you start a series!! Have a nice day dude =]]
Doomy, dreagast is great tuber. Ive seen alot of this game by him.
Yeah, I agree! Jack should start series on this game, though I'm not sure if he will..
Doomy He might but then again, he's on tour for about 2 weeks
"What else is missing? Your taste in men?"
*wHEEEZEEee*
If u slow down the speed Jack will sound drunk
It actually works
Especially at 4:11
OH. MY. GOD.
Lol... jack have you been drinking?
wow, your right!
This is the first Jacksepticeye video I've seen in almost a year and hearing him do his outro again gave me such a nostalgic feeling
I would surprisingly want there to be more episodes of this. It's nice to wash and the commentary keeps it interesting and funny.
Oh boy oh boy, he has no idea what's in store in 2021, we got Power Washing Simulator. Can't wait for him to play that some day.
"Honey, I'm trash" - Me
"Pictures make the room deeper, more artistic." - My blindingly optimistic friend
"Yeah, and opinions like that make me not talk to you anymore. So I'm just gonna, swipe left."- Me
"sWiPe RiGhT!!!" - Tinder
*Reads title* As someone who cares deeply about the environment, I am obligated to pick you up. Is 6 okay?
Ricca De Roose this comment is so under-appreciated
*stunned slow clap of appreciation and awe*
*tips 10 dollars*
i see youve been reading smooth ass quotes from tumblr, jake. is this for dirk?
Lmao
More house flipping, pretty please! :D
(Correction) 'More house flipping, papers please!'
I agree
I agree
Polish English yess!!
Please and scary games please LIKE A BOSS
I just watched jack virtually clean for 21 mins and enjoyed every second of it
Jack: I don’t even know who bill is
My head: BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY
I said Bill from IT. OwO
Gacha ._. Arayia where
omg I remember
I said bill from $$$
I was thinking Bill from Gravity Falls :p
Jack: I should know all about nuts.
Me: ... !!!???
Jack: I am one.
Me: Oh.
Cinder Arch Cade or when he was like “isn’t white nut color? If you know what I mean” I was eating chicken nuggets and heard that
y'all comments are my exact thoughts
I should probably clean my room but...
Jen Klen I know right. Watching Jacksepticeye is more important though.
Yal just lazy.
Then i got high
Don't go angering Jordan Peterson now - clean your room, bucko!
Same tho 😂
At 10:44 Jack: This is nut so, I should know I am one.
Me: No Jack your a potato.
Jack: "Eskitt! That's what they say right?"
Me: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhh! Don't get me started!!!!"
Who tf steals a radiator 😂😂
Anthony Perez dunno, possibly someone who needs it? But nobody needs a radiator...it will stay a mystery forever
Her ex bf.Smh
Anthony Perez good question 😂😂😂😂
I don't think houses have a radiator I know Cars do
Edit: oh wait I remember what the radiator is now and that houses have one
Chevy Girl i was gonna say 😂😂
House flipping is SO entertaining! I’m not even kidding, I LOVE IT!
narly DUDE
ikr!!!
Or maybe because Jack is just a really good commentator 👌
Normal person: Brain
Jack: tHiNk NoOdLe
Jack: “To pay bills” “I don’t know who is bill”
THATS HOW IM TRYING TO BE
More please! I agree that its very therapeutic!!!
J: Joyful
A: Awesome
C: Cool
K: Kind
S: Silly
E: Energetic
P: P.M.A
T: Thoughtful
I: Impressive
C: Courageous
E: Excellent
Y: Youthful
E: Entertaining
Ivana Radovanovic P-playful
S=Sam
💚💚💚💚
Turbo Alex yes
C00LSKELET0N 95
Your right!
“It’s like power washing”
Jack predicted the future
client: im on a buisness trip and my ex trashed the house
Jack: Thats a funny way of sayin you threw a house party and went to rehab
Groot:I AM GROOT!
Captain America: I am Steve Rogers
Jacksepticeye: I am human trash
-Bruce Wayne- Batman: I am Batman
Believe me. *EVERYONE'S MOTHERS* would like those tools jack.
Devon Bagares more like everyone
Devon Bagares everyone who has to clean
Quandery Carter whose name is shaun
Quandery Carter oh wait. You mean Sean?
That's Jack's real name.
me: ahhh im so bored someone plz make a viddd
jack: todays your lucky day
me: 0-o?
jack: uploads house flipper video
me: OMG YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Jack: Sure your “boyfriend” broke in and “stole” your “radiator”
Me and everyone else watching: My heart
$30,000? The average loan for flipping houses in the US is $200,000 (varies depending on the tier of the flipper, of course). I know you don't care. I just wanted to say something.
CodeEmporium he also lives in Ireland....
Mymindmaywonder He lives in England now actually... He moved a while ago.
Crystal Goddess actually you're right
CodeEmporium you’re destroying my childhood dreamhome
CodeEmporium Thank you.
I wish cleaning was this simple hahaha
Fox Goodman same
ya same
Fox Goodman yeah I wish
Fox you soy boy
It will be invented in the future
"you just kick open the door and all you hear is, REEENREENREEEEN
Every time Jack does his intro my brain starts singing All The Way
i really liked this game a lot. please play more!
*Sees title* What happened to PMA?! You are not trash!
David Mackay he is not trash he is not very happy
do t u know one person trash is another person treasure
Yea where is the PMA Śean
Well thats your opinion.
Chase really has a very low self-esteem
12:25 *”Jackieboy Man the handyman”*
Me: *EGO HINTS!?!?* 👀
My OCD spiked when jack placed the hanging table right in front of the electricity socket..
I was eating my Irish porridge and remembered something. I went to my shrine for jacksepticeye and scooped some of my porridge into the fire as an offering. thank you for keeping me sane.
Such a beautiful story, brings a tear to my eye
Thank you this comment made me remember i need to sacrifice my blood before sleeping to put out the candles!
@@caseysextonsnow9126 its Anti -sperm- lic, Antlic
or jacklioc
_"And After Jack played this game he had enough Money To Go To the Next Jacksepticeye How Did We Get Here Tour!"_
_"And You should Do The same!"_
Fire "But wait there's more "!
It's hard to believe this was only 3 years ago. It feels so old compared to how far the game has come!
that moment when Jack predicts PowerWash Simulator 19:58
Jack: I though white was already the color of "nut", if you know what I mean.
RUclips: haha NOPE -video is no longer eligible for monetization-
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@@wannabecliffburton4275 I don't like where your going @_@
*BANG* *BANG* *BANG* FBI OPEN UP!!!
I didn't get it a few years ago...
*Let's just say I'm not so innocent now*
i clicked this video because 1. jack, but 2. i too am human trash
No ur a potato
So am I
Demigodkinglol
No u a potato
A kawaii potato
Demigodkinglol we shall be potato trash together
Antisepticeye Lover yes
Hey jack just joined the channel I’m excited to be a part of the charity live streams
Welcome to the team.
Probably my favorite series to rewatch, love the house flipper series!
*haha the cleaning should be the same way in real life too tho*
Baylike q
fuck off
i dont know who you are, but from the looks of your channel, fuck off x2
Chips stfu
Aemno who?
"That's what it's like to clean in Harry Potter."
Me: It's easier in Harry Potter to clean than that. All you have to do is wave your wand and same some magic words. You wouldn't even have to poke each thing individually with a weird mop thing.
I would love to clean like Harry Potter but sadly I can't😫
Yup.
Imagine if someone wand was a mop.
1:14 thats canniblalism
This is one of my guilty pleasures with gaming. Games like this and Car Mechanic Simulator are some of my favorite games to just zone out and relax with.
We're all trash mammals
Imma total trash mammal!
PMA!11!!!1!
Good reference
Trash...TRASH?!
GOTTA SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP!
Nice 😉👍
Please play more of this game!
9:52 Yeah, try being a janitor in a college for a while. I swear, I've _never_ been more appreciative of how _easy_ household chores are.
Who watch this before watching the garden flipper DLC??
Me!
jack first contract: lady comes back from business trip. "WHERE HAS MY FAMILY GONE?!"
PLEASE PLAY MORE JACK, this is the calm video I needed to end my day
can we appreciate how seán was dropping straight facts at the first email and how she needed a new man and that no one should be with someone who treats them like less than they are
3:37
Jack: I'm not a judgey person
Jack, there seconds earlier: did a murder happen here?
We all know what Jack's hoover sounds like... *click*
*_aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH_*
Y.V-Young Vinny 😂😂😂😂
More like aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
That's not jack.....
Lol
Hahahahhahah
"There's something almost therapeutic about this game"
3 episodes later:
"Honey, I'm trash!"
i enjoy coming back to these videos and things like slime rancher when my anxiety is high. very nice
"I actually know a thing or 2 about nuts." - Jacksepticeye 2018
Jack:Honey Im trash
Wife: not again
Now this reminds me even further about how I need to dust, vacuum, and wash my sheets in my room. O.o Every 6 months, I like to clean it, and it needs to be done again; I'm over due but lazy. O.o
rosedarkling same b
EVERY 6 MONTHS?! jeez. r u trolling? i have to clean the house at least once a week or i feel filthy
It doesn't get too bad; just a bit dusty in some spots. Last time I dusted and cleaned my husband's area with his XBox One, I broke it a bit cuz of the cleaning. O.o
We're a bit different at my house with the sheets; we don't really sleep under the sheets or comforter - we sleep on top of it with a blanket on top of us for sleep.
rosedarkling Hmmmmmm
4:09 I LOVE THIS PART! I LOVE THE WHOLE VIDEO! BUT THIS PART TAKES THE CAKE!
-Papyrus
(Jack) oh, no I can either return to hell or just stay here
(Me) I feel u
we need more of this, and now you can paint your walls,
I am also human trash. You are not alone.
Hedgehog 123 me two
12:05 Our dump, in da middle of our dump, our dumb. (New song of 2019)
You live in a new house: Kalm
and its tiny: Mostly Kalm
you hear breaking noises: PANIK
you live alone in a tiny house: Kalm
YOU LIVE ALONE IN A TINY HOUSE: PANIK!
Jack acts like an old man when it comes to modern day lingo.
Hey! We have the same face!🤔
"lingo"
Hey impostor!
Antz_In_My_Eyez also your faces matches what you / he said
😂 i got this picture from kubz scouts
Does anyone else want him to keep playing this for a few episodes?
Finn Cohen no because noone would buu the game
î dont think you know how game sales work this video with 1.6 mil views brought atention to the game thats why
game developers actualy dont mind lets plays. and most people actualy like to play their own way so yea its mostly a win win situation.
G
me
YESS
11:46 My thought's exactly. There was a few jobs in the House Flipper game on my phone where the paint that I used was brightly colored
Jack: It can help you buy things, which will be useful for this job
Jack: Can I buy some meth to forget about this job?
Also Jack: IF ONLYY (during the first cleaning scene, which applies to the store)
Is it sad I know who's youtube channel your profile picture is from? Lt. Lick me