Mock the Week- Unlikely Things to Hear on a Consumer Programme

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  • Опубликовано: 15 ноя 2024

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  • @kaiyam1
    @kaiyam1 15 лет назад +8

    "and England have won the Ashes" LOL, AUSSI AUSSI AUSSI! OY OY OY!!

  • @bennythemonk
    @bennythemonk 14 лет назад +17

    "And England have won the ashes."
    Yep, that one is pretty rare.

  • @KenzoSnizzle
    @KenzoSnizzle 15 лет назад +8

    "I'm Anne Robinson and without plastic surgery, I'd look like E.T.'s balls!!"
    "It's the women's 100m final and from left to right, it's no; no; yes; maybe; from behind(?), definitely not!"
    Legendary Frankie Boyle!

  • @Furubatsu
    @Furubatsu 13 лет назад +14

    Overpaid...Overpaid knocks it onto Over-rated and Over-rated onto Possible-Rapist, Possible-Rapist knocks it from Closet-Gay! GOAL!

  • @jaggass
    @jaggass 7 лет назад +7

    ''This week on Rogue Traders Dan and Matt go to someones house and praise the builders for their excellent work they did''

  • @AliMakaveli
    @AliMakaveli 11 лет назад +9

    Frankies Brummy accent is spot on "Filom" lmaoo

  • @blainy-o93
    @blainy-o93 12 лет назад +10

    Things a sports commentator would never say: "And Lewis Hamilton makes a wonderful clean pass on Felipe Massa!"

  • @MrKay0
    @MrKay0 13 лет назад +4

    "Oh yes and that's a beautiful uppercut, and another one! But hey! The DJ is still not gonna change the track!"
    ROFL

  • @KT926
    @KT926 10 лет назад +20

    "Australia have won the ashes!"
    -Why didn't anyone say that? XD HE HE

    • @rileymeep2980
      @rileymeep2980 10 лет назад +10

      Because they normally do..

    • @jaggass
      @jaggass 9 лет назад

      +KT926 well we won it this year

    • @itwasagoodideaatthetime7980
      @itwasagoodideaatthetime7980 4 года назад +3

      @@jaggass Well the Australians know that they have to let England win every now & then. If they don't then England will throw a tanturm & refuse to play anymore. 🏏😝🏏

  • @joethehero2
    @joethehero2 13 лет назад +4

    AND THAT BLOODY SMEAR IS WHY YOU DON'T SEE MANY STREAKERS IN FORMULA 1!

  • @thirteenpiecesofgum
    @thirteenpiecesofgum 13 лет назад +11

    I know as an Australian, that if Adam made that joke in Australia, Australians would laugh. I know I did.. despite the last Ashes.

  • @ih8ppunk
    @ih8ppunk 11 лет назад +12

    adam hills is a legend LOL

  • @DanielRand
    @DanielRand 9 лет назад +11

    Question, as posed by Hugh: "Which is better: Alien or Predator?"
    Answer: Predator.

  • @FURF0XSAKE
    @FURF0XSAKE 12 лет назад +3

    I loved the British Security one.

  • @effenhello
    @effenhello 13 лет назад +1

    3:01 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAJAJAJAHAHAHGAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

  • @UnwashedGoblin
    @UnwashedGoblin 14 лет назад +1

    That Ann Robinson was fucking hilarious

  • @Robman275
    @Robman275 14 лет назад +2

    "And England have won the Ashes!"
    Brilliant that England then won the ashes that year :D

  • @jaggass
    @jaggass 7 лет назад +2

    ''I knew he was batting for the wrong team for years''

  • @nottyrotty8973
    @nottyrotty8973 3 года назад

    It's like time travelling

  • @jackmorgan8684
    @jackmorgan8684 11 лет назад +2

    This is one of the best...omfg...too funny

  • @jakamneziak
    @jakamneziak 15 лет назад

    the football one was kick ass!

  • @Joppsta360
    @Joppsta360 14 лет назад

    Saw Frankie last night and I am now officially a Mongoloid. Front row seats for the fucking WIN.

  • @Boycini9
    @Boycini9 13 лет назад

    "Closet Gay.. GOOAALLL!!!!"

  • @OtakuLogan2017
    @OtakuLogan2017 28 дней назад

    3:00 OI OI OI

  • @shockwaves10
    @shockwaves10 14 лет назад

    yer frankie is a ledgend!

  • @mikusfajigus
    @mikusfajigus 11 лет назад +5

    and England have won the ashes go hills

  • @InsanityBlah
    @InsanityBlah 14 лет назад +1

    @TriviaFreak
    cause adam hill is aussie, and we normally kick their sorry ass at cricket :p but we let them win that year cause we felt guilty... they did teach us how to play

  • @zekeboy24
    @zekeboy24 11 лет назад

    Hahaha Hugh Dennis at 4:17 so funny

  • @KryzMasta
    @KryzMasta 11 лет назад

    It's been four years since you posted this comment, and as you can see, his beard is still there!

  • @itzzdustyspartan3241
    @itzzdustyspartan3241 6 лет назад +8

    2:57 now I feel a little sad about this joke. Given Stephen Hawking is dead now :(

    • @peterweatherley7669
      @peterweatherley7669 5 лет назад +3

      ItzzDustyspartan32 It’s still hilarious, and I suspect he wouldn’t have objected

  • @lighteningBlitz
    @lighteningBlitz 13 лет назад +1

    and the queen hits camila in the face and william hits her with a hammer(what a minute, he should have said 'and william hits her with a chair)

  • @snowyalice
    @snowyalice 13 лет назад +1

    Go Adam for the ashes comment!

  • @TheManWithNoName786
    @TheManWithNoName786 15 лет назад

    haha - yes, no, no, no maybe
    haha - i do that sometimes

  • @alin1975
    @alin1975 14 лет назад +1

    Yeah, the show is made by the same guys behind Whose Line is it Anyway... so its pure improv- a very different kind of improv than Whose Line, but improv nonetheless :)

  • @KenzoSnizzle
    @KenzoSnizzle 15 лет назад

    Yeah! That shut Adam Hills up! ROFL :)

  • @Jeffo193
    @Jeffo193 14 лет назад

    "and englend have won the ashes"...not laughing now eh? ;)

    • @rickydumas9994
      @rickydumas9994 3 года назад

      How often have you won five Tests to nil?

  • @eyeguyer
    @eyeguyer 15 лет назад

    frankie!!!!

  • @Romanceforever
    @Romanceforever 13 лет назад

    Hugh Dennis's creepy face strikes again

  • @TiagoPtFerreira
    @TiagoPtFerreira 14 лет назад +1

    "And England have won the Ashes!" what does he mean by that?

    • @itwasagoodideaatthetime7980
      @itwasagoodideaatthetime7980 4 года назад +1

      The Ashes is an annual cricket game played by Australia & England since the late Victorian era for the 'ashes' of a set of wicket stumps. The game has a *long* history of good natured (for the most part) rivalry between the two nations.
      Back in 1882 the English national team came to Australia to play a game against the Australian colonial cricket team. (At that time Australia wasn't yet a country, just a bunch of colonies ruled by England.)
      The English thought that because they were 'superior' they'd wipe the floor with the colonists. Instead they were beaten *so* badly that one English reporter called it the "Death of English cricket."
      As a joke the wicket stumps were 'cremated' then the 'ashes' put into a mini urn & were kept by the Australians as a trophy. The next year the English demanded a rematch. Which they won so the Australians gave them the 'ashes' & a tradition was born. Who ever wins gets to take/keep the ashes for that year.
      Usually Australia wins the Ashes Cup as it's formally known, but occasionally England wins. The Australians like to goad the English about how they win so often. But when the English win they get their own back. & dig the boot in a bit to the Australians. 🇬🇧 🏏 🏆 🇦🇺

    • @ShanghaiRooster
      @ShanghaiRooster 2 года назад

      Only the bails were burnt, not the full stumps. The trophy is rather fragile now, so it stays at Lords regardless of who wins the series. A replica is awarded.

  • @pitchivoicebianca
    @pitchivoicebianca 14 лет назад

    @ChloeSapienza their stand up comedians

  • @Davin0
    @Davin0 15 лет назад

    how long before frankie has a shave? :-D

  • @newestgamereviews
    @newestgamereviews 15 лет назад

    but we did win lol

  • @shcnoozlebop
    @shcnoozlebop 14 лет назад +1

    @TiagoPtFerreira its an aussie thing to poke fun of the poms sucking at sports... lol

  • @TriviaFreak
    @TriviaFreak 14 лет назад +1

    @benjaythewhite
    What's the big deal about that? Why all the booing?

    • @itwasagoodideaatthetime7980
      @itwasagoodideaatthetime7980 4 года назад +1

      The Ashes is an annual cricket game played by Australia & England since the late Victorian era for the 'ashes' of a set of wicket stumps. The game has a *long* history of good natured (for the most part) rivalry between the two nations.
      Back in 1882 the English national team came to Australia to play a game against the Australian colonial cricket team. (At that time Australia wasn't yet a country, just a bunch of colonies ruled by England.)
      The English thought that because they were 'superior' they'd wipe the floor with the colonists. Instead they were beaten *so* badly that one English reporter called it the "Death of English cricket."
      As a joke the wicket stumps were 'cremated' then the 'ashes' put into a mini urn & were kept by the Australians as a trophy. The next year the English demanded a rematch. Which they won so the Australians gave them the 'ashes' & a tradition was born. Who ever wins gets to take/keep the ashes for that year.
      Usually Australia wins the Ashes Cup as it's formally known, but occasionally England wins. The Australians like to goad the English about how they win so often. But when the English win they get their own back. & dig the boot in a bit to the Australians.
      The comedian who made the joke is an Australian named Adam Hills. & as you're no doubt aware the audience he made it to is English. Hence the booing. 🇬🇧 🏏 🏆 🇦🇺

  • @JDrakeify
    @JDrakeify 12 лет назад

    england have won 3 of the last 4 ashes

  • @MultiSnakeman
    @MultiSnakeman 13 лет назад +1

    whats the aussies name?

  • @AvengerDanXD
    @AvengerDanXD 12 лет назад +2

    Lol england winning th ashes. Higher chance of meeting god.

  • @shcnoozlebop
    @shcnoozlebop 14 лет назад

    @SCD999 which sucks because the guys in charge of the aussie cricket team actually started making threats towards the cricketers families if they lost a game rofll
    btw, its just an aussie thing to poke fun at the poms sucking at sports xD

  • @Someloke8895
    @Someloke8895 12 лет назад

    Much like the Aussie cricket team, starts well, finishes terribly.

  • @PJzer0
    @PJzer0 13 лет назад

    @EjvindDark Why should it? English show, English language, programme is correct. Program in English has one meaning, "a series of coded software instructions to control the operation of a computer or other machine" taken straight from an English dictionary.

  • @KaiserRika
    @KaiserRika 13 лет назад

    @benjaythewhite Yup!

  • @aqu1r3
    @aqu1r3 14 лет назад

    overpaid knocks it over to over rated... lol love frankie :D

  • @fish998765432
    @fish998765432 13 лет назад

    @MrKay0 you missed the end of the punchline, it's .... the DJ still isn't going to change the track for Steven Gerrard

  • @chuntusmac
    @chuntusmac 13 лет назад

    @lighteningBlitz ha HA

  • @SCD999
    @SCD999 14 лет назад

    @TiagoPtFerreira he's Aussie so of course he thinks Australia are the best cricket team in the world. Thing is, now they're not and England appear to be number 1...finally.

  • @vyrnmn
    @vyrnmn 12 лет назад

    Of the 66 series played, 31 have resulted in England retaining The Ashes. England have also held on to them since 2009.
    So what you're saying is that there's a 47% chance of meeting God - an imaginary "person".
    Poor joke, terribly executed.