My 3 faves: "Serving suggestion: on a plate, you thick moron!" "To open, push down tab, break tab, swear repeatedly,STAB WITH A PAIR OF SCISSORS!!!" "Of course, food is a scarce & valuable resource in these parts. So I just bagged 2 nights with this fella's wife for a Twix." Mock The Week FTW!!!!
Funny, Hugh was always my favourite with Frankie. For me its Russel I have a problem with. But hey, I guess thats the good thing about a panel, you get something for everyone.
I don't understand how Frankie comes up with those jokes so fast. He really is a brilliant comedian. I still love Russel, Andy and Hugh though. And some of the guests are brilliant.
They get a little prep time before the show I believe and some of the comedians will use pieces from their full length stand up routine if/when it's relevant.
A lot are improvised, like for example, in the one with the children's tv, Andy made a tellitubbies joke with the doodooflobba sound or whatever, and Frankie Boyle makes a joke with the same sound right after.
Actually it is both. They are told what the subject is before the show but some are made up on the spot and you can tell by the surprised look and genuine laughter from the other comedians.
sweetdude1298 Yes, some are. But the comedians keep some to themselves so that they can surprise the others during the show (Genuine laughter is always more fun).
They don't write their jokes before the show, BUT as professional comedians, they can quite often draw upon already written/known jokes. Many of those fit many topics - and sometimes you'll notice them sneaking them in when they only barely fit the topic.
Go to itunes and download the free podcast 'Frankie Boyle: Mock The Week musings'. It's where he tests out all the MTW stuff on a live audience. He does Unlikely Things To Read On A Packet and says stuff like: "This shampoo has been tested on animals. We fed it to a monkey and the monkey died." and "These pills will stop you having unwanted children. They're paracetamol we made to look like Smarties." It's highlarious.
"I'm Bear Grylls, and this is my brother, Wolf Stir-fry"
That literally gets me every time. 😂
"the strong powerful sun is making me sweat. Shit here comes his dad" I died
Ryan oneill lol
explain please
Sun sounds like son.
rufi AMERIGA, EGZBLEEEEIN!
RIP
Best before date: Rohypnol
This is clever on so many levels. Miss you, Frankie.
I just got that joke after reading this comment.
It's clever on one level
Sunny delight counts towards your 5 a day! As minus 2. lmao i love frankie boyle
NOW DO YA LOVE ME, DADDY?!!?!?
Sean Kratovil-Lavelle no
+SleepingStorms7 hypocrite
I work in a supermarket and I can't wait for "fuck it it's just a cat to get on our shelves" 😂😂😂
I love Hugh's intensity!
‘The lift doors are closing. Leaving you trapped in an airless, windowless coffin. Travelling downwards at a hundred miles an hour.’
😈👿
the awkward moment when you realise that this was uploaded in 2009 but the horse meat scandal wasn't discovered until 2012...
Matt Edwards Damn
The joke was about horse-meat sausages actually being cat-meat.
Delicious
Horse meat is standard in Switzerland. 😏
My 3 faves:
"Serving suggestion: on a plate, you thick moron!"
"To open, push down tab, break tab, swear repeatedly,STAB WITH A PAIR OF SCISSORS!!!"
"Of course, food is a scarce & valuable resource in these parts. So I just bagged 2 nights with this fella's wife for a Twix."
Mock The Week FTW!!!!
"I just achieved my life's goal of climbing Mt. Everest with no food or equipment, NOW DO YOU LOVE ME DADDY!?"
That was pure genius.
+++++++
...said Eric.
To ruin humor: take joke, and shove it in the comments.
top comment on youtube, now do you love me daddy?!
paul daniel
XD
Or worse, try and come up with your own joke and shove it in the comments.
To ruin comments
Take a comment copy it, paste it and tweak it.
To ruin comments
Take a comment clone it, paste it and tweak it.
Viagra are proud sponsors of Andy Murray; for people who can only ever achieve a semi.
LMAO I'm dying here!
Im Bear Gryls and this is my brother Wolf Stirfry.
to open, push down tab, break tab, swear repeatedly, STAB WITH A PAIR OF SCISSORS, Hugh dennis what a legend
Am I the only one who loves the way Dara says 'packet'?
"Pakhette"
frankie is a bloody genius!
DIY sex change kit. Warning, may contain nuts.
I want to like this but it's at 69... 😏
frankie boyle is one fecked up bollox, gotta love him, :
every time Frankie make a joke, I look to Tom Stade (man in black jacket) to see his face of complete admiration.
NOW DO YOU LOVE ME DADDY!??
I can imagine Ash Ketchum saying that on the last episode of _Pokemon._
Kemonokami, Ha.
Russell Howard is fucking Hilarious. Frankie too
2:36
Well said, Frankie!!!
"Shake before use. Useless after shaking."
The best jokes are at 0:58, 1:47, 3:35, 4:05 (all Frankie Boyle's).
Retrovirus He's a sad boring fuck
''Trouser belt. Comes in very useful if someone misbehaves''
Hannibal Lecter's Roast Census Liver. Step 1: Cook liver for 20 mins. Step 2: Add fava beans and a chianti. Step 3: Slurp.
"NOW DO YOU LOVE ME DADDY!!! NOW DO YOU LOVE ME!!!???" classic =')
Funny, Hugh was always my favourite with Frankie.
For me its Russel I have a problem with.
But hey, I guess thats the good thing about a panel, you get something for everyone.
To open; push down tab, break tab, swear repeatedly, STAB WITH A PAIR OF SCISSORS! LMAO!!!
0:59 - I'm not sure the Internet was the best thing you could have used to say that we're the more civilised.
It's just a feature of modern tech, he could have just said tech I suppose but you get the point.
Robin Gilliver
What is your definition of civilised, friend?
Robin Gilliver
It does, actually.
Robin Gilliver
Yes, yes it does. Prove me wrong.
Ronnie Swoleman Justin Beiber, Idiots hurting themselves and recording it and bigots running websites (e.g. stormfront.org)
lmao Hugh's face at 2:54
I don't understand how Frankie comes up with those jokes so fast. He really is a brilliant comedian. I still love Russel, Andy and Hugh though. And some of the guests are brilliant.
Sunny D counts as one of your 5 a day... as -2.
This was a good one.
Even Frankie can't keep a straight face on the first one.
Too get the fish, break the ice, jump the check out and RUN!
he has them all prepared beforehand, they all do :)
I think Frankie pronounced 'Tim Henman' wrong,
I think at the time, he would reply "Who the fuck is Tim Henman"
Viagara are proud sponsors of Andy Murray for people who can only achieve a semi! haha legend!
Thanks.
Ragu sauce, if you give this to someone who actually lives in Italy, they would punch you in the face!haahaha
Lol, from the behind the scenes episode and interviews from the panelists.
You know a joke is good when rhod or hugh laugh
I was correcting the grammatical and geographical errors in your original post, hence the asterisks. You called me American. I'm actually Irish.
walkers packets contain a full bag of crisps
I think they already know what the scenes are going to be before they do it live and they think of answers before the show :)
To be fair, while Murray's a great player, that joke held up A LOT longer than I think even Frankie Boyle expected it to.
russell howard is my favourite on mock the week
FRANKY BOYLE = LEGEND 2:30 LMAO
1 word GENIUS!!
Survival show subject: "The Village People have only one way to survive the war outside the YMCA; In The Navy"
3:07 Dead XD 😂
at least Russell didn't make a "better drink my own piss" joke
They already write there jokes before the show, they know what topics come up.
The ragù thing is low key true
Yeah, if you listen to Frankie's podcsts he did on itunes a while back, you find they get given the topics a week before the show
We use only the cheapest horse-meat to make 'Fuck it, it''s just a cat'
Unlikely pickup lines
The room lights up when you come in, Mohammed literally
the buzzing noise means that there go is over and the next person can come in
to open:
push down tab
break tab
swear repeatidly
STAB WITH A PAIR OF SCISORS!!!!
that joke was underrated by the audience!
what does the buzzing noise mean?
Who's the American guy next to Hugh and Frankie?
I'm Bear Grylls, and this is my brother, Wolf Stirfry
LOL
am i right in thinking that the Tom Stade guy is on Tramadol Nights?
"Next on _Naked and Afraid,_ we head into the dark wilderness of Roger Moore's crawlspace."
That Andy Murray joke looooooooool
Sheer genius
That viagra joke 😂
They get a little prep time before the show I believe and some of the comedians will use pieces from their full length stand up routine if/when it's relevant.
who's the guy in the black suit and shirt?
Andy Murray just achieved more than a semi.
@KitsuneProject if you don't like that, try this:
"You Come Face To Face With A Wolf What Do You D... No Mr.Wolf, we do not eat our scout campers!"
Where did you get your info?
Unlikely Things to Read on a Packet: Nuts, may contain nuts
"Oh shit here comes his dad" hahahaha
A lot are improvised, like for example, in the one with the children's tv, Andy made a tellitubbies joke with the doodooflobba sound or whatever, and Frankie Boyle makes a joke with the same sound right after.
How can you stay in a Premier Travelodge?
Who's the Canadian guy? I like him
I love how they went to next topic as if they all knew nothing was gonna top "NOW DO YOU LOVE ME DADDY!"
i know lol, that powerful son joke was fucking incredible!
I miss Frankie... i rarely see him on tv anymore :(
Justin Bieber jokes are so beaten to death that the horse has been reduced to bonemeal.
@beepandbop It means "you have to stop and go back to your place now"
Inside...Oh who cares what's inside! Just open the damn thing!
Are these thought of on the spot or are they pre written
Pre-written, then usually rehearsed in somewhere like a small club before the show.
Actually it is both. They are told what the subject is before the show but some are made up on the spot and you can tell by the surprised look and genuine laughter from the other comedians.
Elmar A. Hannah Really? I though their jokes were practised before the show
sweetdude1298 Yes, some are. But the comedians keep some to themselves so that they can surprise the others during the show (Genuine laughter is always more fun).
Elmar A. Hannah Oh right. And yes, real laughter IS always more fun
Frankie is a bit of a machine here - he always has a line no matter what the category.
care to share an interview where it is said ?
That would be (the Canadian) Tom Stade.
Frankie Boyle, oh God xD
2:45 had me in fucking tears.
the awkward moment when you realise its not the first horse meat scandal
i found it funny when in the middle of the sunny d one, someone laughs after frankie says "counts as one of your five a day."
for unlikely things to hear on a survival show:
"log on to a laptop burn a fox hole, There you have it; Firefox"
They don't write their jokes before the show, BUT as professional comedians, they can quite often draw upon already written/known jokes. Many of those fit many topics - and sometimes you'll notice them sneaking them in when they only barely fit the topic.
0:48 Andy Parsons is ace 2:58 as well
RHOD GILBERT IS A LEGEND!! cymru am byth
Here i am in the jungle. The comments from the video jungle. AWHUMBAHWE AWHUMBAHWE AWHUMB
@KitsuneProject that's my 'Dark Jokes 12 Of 20'
''Includes 12 bags. Swallow them and get to the airport''
Go to itunes and download the free podcast 'Frankie Boyle: Mock The Week musings'. It's where he tests out all the MTW stuff on a live audience. He does Unlikely Things To Read On A Packet and says stuff like: "This shampoo has been tested on animals. We fed it to a monkey and the monkey died." and "These pills will stop you having unwanted children. They're paracetamol we made to look like Smarties." It's highlarious.
I watched this video whilst tucking into my fuck it, it's just a cat. If only I could figure out how to serve it...
0:59 Frankie Boyles joke Loooool