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Business Blaze is the whole reason why I heard of Magic Spoon, and thus is the main reason for buying and eating it, but I find it funny that Magic Spoon asks that Simon shrink the ad length down. Out of all the sponsors Simon runs, I think Magic Spoon ads are the ones I mainly watch all the way through without skipping. I imagine Danny in the basement, holding cracked wooden bowls asking Simon, "Please Sir, May I have some more?" And Simon saying, "You can have your Magic Spoon after you hand me the next script." Where Sam follows with the "Chill Daddy" meme.
Yeah, his unique ads, like today’s, and Jayztwocent’s (a tech RUclipsr and great at building water-cooled PCs) iFixit ads are the only ones I watch through in whole without fast forwarding. They’re both great and hilarious. Magic Spoon really get their money’s worth with Simon, since even in videos not sponsored by them he regular brings them up, which is tons of free advertising for them.
Allegedly according to a tome form the future that allegedly fell through a time warp the world will be destroyed by the over use of the word ' Allegedly. ' Allegedly started by Simon W. Allegedly.
When I was younger I worked at a bagel shop. One day I had a lady come in and tell her friend how amazing Lox was since it was vegan but tasted just like fish. Most of my family is vegan and it is rather difficult to navigate what you can eat so I informed her that Lox was in fact smoked salmon and not vegan trying to help out. She completely lost her mind, called me a liar as well as quite a few expletives even after I showed her the package that clearly said “smoked salmon”. She then refused to leave until I told her she was right and apologized. There is no shortage of ignorant entitled people in this world.
You gave into her nonsense and apologized? Why? I know she refused to leave but she was being rude and disruptive. Humoring her only encourages more of that behavior.
@@NaptosisWhile I have worked in a customer service job where we weren't allowed to hang up no matter what the customer said, most of the service jobs I've held the managers didn't allow customers to insult or mistreat employees or throw fits demanding we do ridiculous things. We would try to de-escalate the situation first and ask them to calm down but if the person was past reasoning with we'd calmly but firmly ask them to leave. Only once did we need to call police to remove someone but that was an extreme case. The point was that we didn't back down to abusive customers because we shouldn't have to accept being treated like that nor should the manager expect us to respond like a beaten dog.
Totally get Simon not knowing what to say to celebrities he's a fan of. Actually happened to me when I saw Simon in a shop in Prague. I was really excited to tell him I'm a great fan. And then as he walked right past me waiting in a queue I thought he looked really bussy and uncomfortable and probably just wanted to get out of there asap. And so I just stood there and did literally nothing to not make us both even more uncomfortable 😂
People in England: a reasonably sized town within 20 kilometers of my childhood home? Never heard of it. People in America: a tiny town in the middle of bumfuck nowhere a few thousand miles from me but is still in the US? Of course I've heard of it! My cousin drove through there once.
Americans know their own country down to the fucking microbe but cant place Turkey on a map. The rest of the world has a general understanding of worldwide geography and an above-average understanding of their home countries geog.
I can point out Cut and Shoot Texas, Rough and Ready California, Assumption Missouri, Booger Hollow Arkansas, and Lock and Keys Oklahoma but ask me to accurately name all the countries in Africa, Eastern Europe, Western Asia, or South East Asia and I am unsure how accurate I could be. Then again I have driven across the US nearly a dozen times. So I am probably anecdotal proof of your OP. I am not sure how I feel about that.
@@buildinasentry1046 Not true at all. I love geography and know the world very well, as do many other Americans I know. This country is large so there are also going to be others that do not know world geography just as there are those that do not know the geography outside their own county. But the same can be said ov people I have met in Europe, many did know much out side their own small region. Which is fine.
😎I’d watch 50 minutes of Simon riffing only to discover Danny set him up with an intro full of O.G.B.B. In-jokes and loads of things to get our beloved bearded bald guy off on multiple rants only to discover…THERE IS NO SCRIPT PAST THE INTRO!
Omfg there was a commercial perfectly placed right after Simon stalked talking about how his friend's whole channel got deleted -- and when the ad ended, that got damn perfectly edited trick from Sam actually got me. I had another half second to realize, "wait, I think I was tricked..." before Simon started talking again.
I hesitated to follow Business Blaze because I have no interest in stories about businesses, but I do like economics. Some video popped up on my suggestions that appealed to the wannabe economist in me, and I finally clicked. I got to witness the slow descent from casually discussing business stories, to trashing businesses and CEOs, to screaming at space heaters and his slave staff locked in the basement, and now cereal mukbang and radioactive poop stories. A glorious transformation of a legend!
Yeah, another great creator/advertiser pairing is Jayztwocents and iFixIt, his promo spots for them are absolutely hilarious, and far more effective then seeing the 100th virtually identical Raid ad reads. Karl Smallwood has shown the requirements Raid and other companies require of their sponsor reads, and it’s truly silly as reads like Simon’s on this video will draw far more eyes than the stupid prescripted reads that most companies demand. I’ll actually sit through Simons and Jayz unique and/or off the cuff ad reads, and even will consider supporting the companies, as they support channels I like, but I always fast forward through the BS ads where creators just read a script provided to them by the company, in a heartbeat!
Thanks, Sam. The image of Shia Lebeoaiaoeuf angrily popping out a dookie will haunt my dreams forever. And I laughed hysterically at the on-point memes. Worth it.
My husband is a truck driver, and he says that in emergencies, they get into that squat position by leaning on the wheels. I've never looked at mudflaps the same again.
😎 Is a crap taken in a “pocket of radiation” liable to generate a new enemy for Godzilla? I’m such a Godzilla fan I’d pay to see “Godzilla vs Turdzilla”
Make an album that is just a collection of all the times you sing poorly in your videos. Already got the first two songs here. Costs about $3-4 to copy and ship. Sell em for $5 a pop. Advertise on all your channels. Sell 1 million copies. Enjoy your status as a platinum selling artist.
BB is my all time favorite. Watching Simon enjoy himself tickles me. Sam is totally on point w/his memeology and Danny knows which page Simon will land on. LEGENDARY
The flexible funding option is meant for things like "Our pitch to backers is to hire a full-time developer to improve our open-source project for a year, and aiming high is important to get everyone enthusiastic, but it's still a win if we hire them for less time". It's not exactly an exciting pitch if you just say "Here's a donation button in different clothes. Let's see how far we go."
The “happy holidays” versus “merry Christmas” controversy is a real thing in America. Most retail employees are instructed to only say “happy holidays” or, more lately, nothing at all (because it might offend those who do not celebrate holidays during this time of year. It’s been an issue for decades, and probably before I was born
It's not because of "offending" anyone. Have you ever heard of the concept of just being nice to people, without doing it out of fear or because there's some sort of cultural "war"?
@@IdlewildsCave no it’s purely out of offending everyone. If it was about being nice then everyone would accept the well wishes without bitching about how they don’t celebrate Christmas instead they celebrate some other made up Hallmark holiday. Bottom line is its solely about the fear of offending some group that considers themselves oppressed. And it’s not the Christians you have to worry about on that front, believe me.
And if they do make the exception for Britain and Prague specifically, maybe stop by my place halfway? Dortmund needs some sugar free cereal, too, MAGIC SPOON! If you're into it, translate into beautiful german words like ZAUBERLÖFFEL !
I don't know, there's an awful lot of hate for Magic Spoon too. I saw one on this video that said Simon's blood sugar must be through the roof from eating so much crap cereal. Which shows a shocking lack of knowledge about how carbs work, but it was said.
@@BEANZI3xTFMx And that's without the added cost of weekly dental replacements, and extra doses of insulin to keep your blood sugar under control when eating it.
11:37 STRAIGHT UP LEGENDARY BEHAVIOR. THE MAN WHO LAID THAT DUECE IN THE EXCLUSION ZONE SHOULD GET AN AWARD IN NUCLEAR RESEARCH. RADIATED SHITE. YESSSS.
"strap and crap" Or, instead of leaning into the strap and away from the tree, simply turn around and lean back against the tree. It always works. Simple and no straps required.
The BEST thing that can come from this video is a serious discussion over the “holiday” VS “vacation” issue. Holidays are holidays. Vacations are vacations. Nobody goes “on holiday” and there are no “holiday makers” (other than governments who proclaim “you don’t have to work today because XYZ happened 100 years ago”). P.S. Sam kills again. All hail Sam.
Thank god Simon's not using rails anymore....now that he's got a magic spoon. Lol s must be very addictive since he fiended that bowl like a crazed man hadn't had a hit in weeks
I have food allergies (especially gluten) my doctors have me on a keto diet, and I love and miss cereal. I ordered Magic Spoon from 1 of your channel sponsorships and have not regretted it for 1 second. Thank you so much!
"Fact Boy" here rambles like no one I've ever seen and I'm here for it! No matter how random the rambling, it's always endlessly entertaining. What kind of black magic is he imbued with??
As someone who grew up in the Bible Belt of the US, a lot of older and middle aged people would get very offended at a "Happy Holidays" and younger people would complain amongst themselves about it.
I'm literally going to buy magic spoon now because of Simon's breakdown mid video. I felt the authenticity of "what am I doing " in my soul.... as always Sam, fire edits and Danny, killer script keep it up legends
After the pause 7 mins in I didn't Sam could crush it any harder, and then he did. Love it man, keep doing this and I'll keep crying of laughter from time to time.
There are 19th century greeting cards reading Happy Holidays. People have used various greetings around Christmas since forever. Also the winter holidays are super bunched up so a more inclusive phrasing can encompass New Years' on the 31st and St. Nick's on the 6th as well, given it's the 19th century and you probably only write your extended family twice a year or so.
Me realizing that I spent the first 5 minutes of this program amused and happy about an advertisement. Now I really want to order some Magic Spoon for me family. I'm not a shill, I actually mean this. Keep up the good work fact boi. I love this channel so much.
The problem with Orgy is that they changed their genre after their first album and alienated most of the fans they had gained. You don't just go from hard-hitting Electro-Industrial into generic Nu Metal and expect the fanbase to follow along. Like, by all means, bands, follow your creative muse, but do yourself a favor and change your name if you change your genre.
When some legend finally writes an unauthorized biography of Simon based on his "sharing", there is going to have to be an entire chapter dedicated to his dumps. Flushing with his foot, stripping in the woods, etc. 😂
28:35 that OG Playstation logo took me back to the future like Marty McFly at the Under the Sea dance, I want to wear Jordans, a hi-top fade, and Z. Cavricci jeans, and mack on the fly honeys like "hey girl, all I wanna do is do my zoom zoom zoom in your boom boom "
As someone who lives in an especially religious section of the USA, I can confirm people here get pissy if you say happy holidays. Which is at least half of the reason I say happy holidays.
A few years ago there was a grass roots movement to even replace Happy Holidays with Seasons Greetings because some people don't celebrate any holidays that time time of year.
I had a business and sent out holiday cards to my customers. One actually sent it back and crossed out "happy holidays" and wrote- "CHRISTMAS! It's the REASON for the SEASON!" Because I guess every other customer was Christian? Or that I was? I'm actually Jewish. She didn't sign it, but since she mailed me checks I recognized her handwriting. I still have it, because I find it hilarious that she actually thought she did a good thing.
I think I've actually started watching Brain Blaze to hear about Danny's adventures. 😂 I look forward to hearing about his escapades! I ❤ him, he's has become my favorite part of these videos.
@@terryarmbruster7986 pretty sure they get bland magic spoon. Who knows maybe sometimes they're being really good slaves they get the dust of peanut butter magic spoon
@@nellom.8771 😂Hey some bland magic spoon with peanut butter flavored dust is quite generous. Besides as long as they stay locked in the Blazement I'm quite fine with them getting some KFC bones from time to time
Sam,. Killer editing with the begining of the Austin powers meme ... Then return to finish the meme at the appropriate time ..... Very good editing. 👌👌
The only channel i watch that have adds to be honest. I especially love those just before the final credits/last frame. It's so blatant that i don't mind. We all know he's a capitalist pig 🤷♂️🤣
Denzel Washington crushed this myth a long time ago. Christians can do just fine in Hollywood with some talent. As long as movie goers are willing to buy tickets, then anyone can keep working. Isn't Johnny Depp also a Christian? The likes of Kevin Sorbo, Kirk Cameron and Stephen Baldwin exploit Christianity to further their careers, and that's why film buffs don't respect them. They are mostly known for their TV programs anyway, not movies, but two have notably more famous siblings. ruclips.net/video/zRakAuHQguo/видео.html Nicolas Cage did Left Behind in a time when he needed the money, and the director is a friend who got Cage onboard and used his involvement to get plenty of funding as a mutual benefit. Christian filmmaking only works at the low budget level. There is money to be made, but it is a very niche and limited market. There is a fine balance with too much or too little money sinking a project.
@@GeorgeVCohea-dw7ou I think there is some truth to the idea that conservatives have a hard time in entertainment. You can also get away with being distinctly anti-Christian and still make it in Hollywood.
@@danielortman2534 It's complicated, but yes, there is truth to conservativism being judged harshly, more so than being an apolitical or liberal Christian. At the same time, there are more Republicans in LA than the entire voter roll for the state of Mississippi, and it was the biggest market and had the most fan base for The O'Reilly Factor. Two million republicans sounds like a lot, until you realise that there are 13 million others of various parties in the city. Someone once said, the cast may be mostly Democrats, but the crew is almost always unabashedly republican. I didn't intend to question or demean their faith, but there is a level of cheesiness that permeates their Christian films across the board that was not present in any of their earlier projects. I say this knowing full well that Baldwin was Pauly Shore's co-star at one time, but these are different. It's probably possible to make a mass appeal and critically acclaimed Christian film. I don't believe these guys can do it based on past results.
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Your next ad for Magic Spoon should just have you pouring the bag into your mouth and all over your face while trying to eat it.
Magic Spoon watches Blaze?!
Magic Spoon is Legend.
I desperately want to try Magic Spoon...but I'd have to have a Magic Wallet (tm) to be able to afford it.
your ads are almost on par with internet historian
10 commercials?
So no joke my internet actually cut out during sam's buffering joke... I was like ooh this is elaborate, but then I said oh, it really died.
Sam is a little Devil.
Your volume is a bit low there. (or my loudspeakers a starting to wear off.)
Yeah. That definetly happened. Not.
I thought yt was being a bitch. Almost changed the video xD
Mine went to ads at that moment. Because I can’t afford to get ad-free RUclips. Or Magic Spoon. Saddest story FTW.
Simon: goes on a tangent about industrial estates.
Also Simon: DANNY OMFG HOW LONG IS THIS
Simon "I couldn't talk about nothing for an hour"
idk, give him a five minute script...
Apparently I just need a jumping off point.
Best. Comment. Ever.
Allegedly
🤣💀
You don’t even have to go 5 mins in before the rambling starts😂
Business Blaze is the whole reason why I heard of Magic Spoon, and thus is the main reason for buying and eating it, but I find it funny that Magic Spoon asks that Simon shrink the ad length down. Out of all the sponsors Simon runs, I think Magic Spoon ads are the ones I mainly watch all the way through without skipping. I imagine Danny in the basement, holding cracked wooden bowls asking Simon, "Please Sir, May I have some more?" And Simon saying, "You can have your Magic Spoon after you hand me the next script." Where Sam follows with the "Chill Daddy" meme.
Yeah, his unique ads, like today’s, and Jayztwocent’s (a tech RUclipsr and great at building water-cooled PCs) iFixit ads are the only ones I watch through in whole without fast forwarding. They’re both great and hilarious. Magic Spoon really get their money’s worth with Simon, since even in videos not sponsored by them he regular brings them up, which is tons of free advertising for them.
Great imagery! 😂
It's weird, many big channels seem to drag on and on about magic spoon.
"Read nutritional facts verbatim because of legal reasons." This sponsor is a perfect match for Business Blaze. Allegedly.
They need a new "flavor" Weed + Cocaine + Peanut Butter. It's called the Blazing Spoon.
@@oracleofdelphi4533 well you just gave me a great edible idea. We made some great ones out of fruity pebbles.
@@5777Whatup I’ve actually made edibles with magic spoon and they are really fucking good I 100% recommend.
Allegedly according to a tome form the future that allegedly fell through a time warp the world will be destroyed by the over use of the word ' Allegedly. ' Allegedly started by Simon W. Allegedly.
How much of the daily cocaine amount does it have though?
MS: Don't talk about the maple waffle
SW: *30 second aside about how good the maple waffle is*
The camping story is 100% true.
But I only needed to spend a penny.
Legend
We love you, Danny.
I'm gonna call bullshit. If your friends were upset about the whisky being gone they would have found you. For sure
@@midlifeduck7040 they we're fighting off giant monsters In megazord at night Danny forgot to tell but his friends were British branch Power rangers .
NOICE!!
When I was younger I worked at a bagel shop. One day I had a lady come in and tell her friend how amazing Lox was since it was vegan but tasted just like fish. Most of my family is vegan and it is rather difficult to navigate what you can eat so I informed her that Lox was in fact smoked salmon and not vegan trying to help out. She completely lost her mind, called me a liar as well as quite a few expletives even after I showed her the package that clearly said “smoked salmon”. She then refused to leave until I told her she was right and apologized.
There is no shortage of ignorant entitled people in this world.
You gave into her nonsense and apologized? Why? I know she refused to leave but she was being rude and disruptive. Humoring her only encourages more of that behavior.
@@claritey because it was in his place of employment and they knew he was right anyway.
@@claritey agreed but I was only 18 or 19 and there’s no reasoning with people like that
@@NaptosisWhile I have worked in a customer service job where we weren't allowed to hang up no matter what the customer said, most of the service jobs I've held the managers didn't allow customers to insult or mistreat employees or throw fits demanding we do ridiculous things. We would try to de-escalate the situation first and ask them to calm down but if the person was past reasoning with we'd calmly but firmly ask them to leave. Only once did we need to call police to remove someone but that was an extreme case. The point was that we didn't back down to abusive customers because we shouldn't have to accept being treated like that nor should the manager expect us to respond like a beaten dog.
😎 You should have just let her eat meat…ignorant as she is it probably wasn’t the first time anyway
Why wasn’t this called ‘IndieNoNo’
Dammit fact boy!
Totally get Simon not knowing what to say to celebrities he's a fan of. Actually happened to me when I saw Simon in a shop in Prague. I was really excited to tell him I'm a great fan. And then as he walked right past me waiting in a queue I thought he looked really bussy and uncomfortable and probably just wanted to get out of there asap. And so I just stood there and did literally nothing to not make us both even more uncomfortable 😂
People in England: a reasonably sized town within 20 kilometers of my childhood home? Never heard of it.
People in America: a tiny town in the middle of bumfuck nowhere a few thousand miles from me but is still in the US? Of course I've heard of it! My cousin drove through there once.
I used to live there!
Americans know their own country down to the fucking microbe but cant place Turkey on a map. The rest of the world has a general understanding of worldwide geography and an above-average understanding of their home countries geog.
I can point out Cut and Shoot Texas, Rough and Ready California, Assumption Missouri, Booger Hollow Arkansas, and Lock and Keys Oklahoma but ask me to accurately name all the countries in Africa, Eastern Europe, Western Asia, or South East Asia and I am unsure how accurate I could be. Then again I have driven across the US nearly a dozen times. So I am probably anecdotal proof of your OP. I am not sure how I feel about that.
@@buildinasentry1046 So say you. I don’t think that’s true. At all.
@@buildinasentry1046 Not true at all. I love geography and know the world very well, as do many other Americans I know. This country is large so there are also going to be others that do not know world geography just as there are those that do not know the geography outside their own county. But the same can be said ov people I have met in Europe, many did know much out side their own small region. Which is fine.
At this point I think Danny actually lives inside Simon's beard
No, he's locked up in Simon's basement.
That "video unavailable" bit was genius. You did it again Sam
Omg I just thought it was my shitty signal for a sec and thought "that's perfect timing" before the *video unavailable,* then I got it.
Yeah I was like "wtf" and then I realized what happened.
Thought I forgot to pay the cable bill 😆
I too though my wifi went out. Lol
The drawn out Sony PlayStation boot up sound had me going tbh.
Simon: Danny these scripts are too long!
also Simon: riffs for 20 minutes of a 50 minute video.
😎I’d watch 50 minutes of Simon riffing only to discover Danny set him up with an intro full of O.G.B.B. In-jokes and loads of things to get our beloved bearded bald guy off on multiple rants only to discover…THERE IS NO SCRIPT PAST THE INTRO!
Yeah, but honestly we wouldn’t want it any other way, as it’s his riffing and tangents that make him a legend!
You know it’s gonna be a good day when you click on RUclips and see a new Blaze
Business Blaze perfects anyday
My day isn't complete unless fact boi drops a new blaze.
And it's 44 minutes long!
I have RUclips notifications on solely for new BB episodes. And every time I see one my day improves just a bit.
And a new The casual criminalist! Almost 2hours of distraction from my crippling depression! Woohoo 🙌
Simon is highly entertaining, but let's be honest, the real star of this particular video is the editor. Well done.
European dying of hunger while waiting for Magic Spoon to deliver here
Honestly, when this finally get shipped to the EU I'm getting it.
Yep. Get to it Magic Spoon!
@@rob5795 YES!
it's less painful than dying of Magic Spoon. Allegedly.
European cereal fammon
Omfg there was a commercial perfectly placed right after Simon stalked talking about how his friend's whole channel got deleted -- and when the ad ended, that got damn perfectly edited trick from Sam actually got me. I had another half second to realize, "wait, I think I was tricked..." before Simon started talking again.
One day people will break into Simon's studio and the only thing missing will be the magic spoon boxes.
Speak for yourself I'm grabbing those sweet solo cups lol
@@pamcolding4279 I am rescuing Danny.
Id leave a note saying "Do not go in the bedroom" and see how long he stayed out
Sam was an absolute LEGEND on this video’s editing and memes!
the "X" in Xmas was from the Greek letter x (pronounced "chi") and was the first letter in the Greek language for "Christ"
The More You Know!
And the Monks were the ones who started using it.
Hey, now. Don't start giving facts to Christians. They won't know what to do with them and might hurt themselves in confusion.
Chimas?
Simon, I would like to volunteer my giant tortoise as a mascot for Rotting Turtle. (No, you weird pervs, that's not a metaphor, it's a reptile.)
When Simon started a channel called "Business Blaze", did he ever think he'd be using it as a platform to talk about his bowel movements?
It would be hard to advertise for this sponsor *without* talking about your bowl movements.
I hesitated to follow Business Blaze because I have no interest in stories about businesses, but I do like economics. Some video popped up on my suggestions that appealed to the wannabe economist in me, and I finally clicked. I got to witness the slow descent from casually discussing business stories, to trashing businesses and CEOs, to screaming at space heaters and his slave staff locked in the basement, and now cereal mukbang and radioactive poop stories. A glorious transformation of a legend!
Or pretend to take a dump on a desk, to burn a TV show.
Magic Spoon need to get their act together and start shipping to Europe as Simon is selling the shit out it
They should do worldwide shipping. I wanna buy NGL :O
Why only Americans eat sugary shit in the morning
Bite me Sam, just bite me! I actually checked before I caught myself. You owned us like a boss.😹😹😹😹😹😹
Sam you evil genius. You made me fear my WiFi isn't working 😂
Same 😂
That bit got me laughing like crazy XD
Yeah. Sam you Bah Stid! :)
Just got me too 😂🤣
Sam got me, laughed out loud.
OK, you freaking got me with the Video Unavailable part 😂
Magic spoon is like the perfect sponsor, cause they chill with him going off on tangents. And all the stoner viewers have munchies lol
😎 Allegedly
Yeah, another great creator/advertiser pairing is Jayztwocents and iFixIt, his promo spots for them are absolutely hilarious, and far more effective then seeing the 100th virtually identical Raid ad reads. Karl Smallwood has shown the requirements Raid and other companies require of their sponsor reads, and it’s truly silly as reads like Simon’s on this video will draw far more eyes than the stupid prescripted reads that most companies demand.
I’ll actually sit through Simons and Jayz unique and/or off the cuff ad reads, and even will consider supporting the companies, as they support channels I like, but I always fast forward through the BS ads where creators just read a script provided to them by the company, in a heartbeat!
Would Danny be allowed to pay with "Blazement Shrooms"?
OOH! NEW CRYPTOCURRENCY FOR SIMON TO SELL!
@@mattakins3422 Blazement Shrooms 🤣🤣🤣
We wear a “buddy poppy” in the US too, I spent a few memorial days handing them out to donors with the marines
Thanks, Sam. The image of Shia Lebeoaiaoeuf angrily popping out a dookie will haunt my dreams forever. And I laughed hysterically at the on-point memes. Worth it.
My husband is a truck driver, and he says that in emergencies, they get into that squat position by leaning on the wheels. I've never looked at mudflaps the same again.
The Chernobyl story had me in tears! LEGEND!!! 😂😂😂
😎 Is a crap taken in a “pocket of radiation” liable to generate a new enemy for Godzilla? I’m such a Godzilla fan I’d pay to see “Godzilla vs Turdzilla”
Sam: *turns volume up to 11"
Sam: JOKES ON YOU I'M INTO THAT SHIT
My boss: 🤨
Make an album that is just a collection of all the times you sing poorly in your videos. Already got the first two songs here. Costs about $3-4 to copy and ship. Sell em for $5 a pop. Advertise on all your channels. Sell 1 million copies. Enjoy your status as a platinum selling artist.
He also already has the drum track laid out, and now the bass!
Fred Sanford; compile them for him so you can get a royalty check, bro.
Considering I once purchased one of Wing's albums, I would definitely purchase this.
Sorry buddy. If a sticker is $7 to purch the merch, a whole album gonna cost a grip.
BB is my all time favorite. Watching Simon enjoy himself tickles me. Sam is totally on point w/his memeology and Danny knows which page Simon will land on. LEGENDARY
brb adding "take a shit in the Chernobyl exclusion zone" to my bucket list
Also add "try to find Simon's friend's shit to see if radiation is like alchemy to transform the chocolate loaf into gold"
The flexible funding option is meant for things like "Our pitch to backers is to hire a full-time developer to improve our open-source project for a year, and aiming high is important to get everyone enthusiastic, but it's still a win if we hire them for less time".
It's not exactly an exciting pitch if you just say "Here's a donation button in different clothes. Let's see how far we go."
Simon: "I've never mastered going boomboom without a potty".
What a majestic individual
The “happy holidays” versus “merry Christmas” controversy is a real thing in America. Most retail employees are instructed to only say “happy holidays” or, more lately, nothing at all (because it might offend those who do not celebrate holidays during this time of year. It’s been an issue for decades, and probably before I was born
It's also a fine example of loud, angry minorities before Twitter made them famous.
It's not because of "offending" anyone. Have you ever heard of the concept of just being nice to people, without doing it out of fear or because there's some sort of cultural "war"?
The controversy only exists in the minds of people who believe Christians are being oppressed in the US.
I think some people should be grateful they're being greeted at all. 😒
@@IdlewildsCave no it’s purely out of offending everyone. If it was about being nice then everyone would accept the well wishes without bitching about how they don’t celebrate Christmas instead they celebrate some other made up Hallmark holiday. Bottom line is its solely about the fear of offending some group that considers themselves oppressed. And it’s not the Christians you have to worry about on that front, believe me.
*Magic spoon sponsors video*
Literally every single comment:
“YAS CEREAL DADDY”
Seriously though magic spoon - ship to the UK so I can support Simon.
Not only UK. Whole Europe... I am in the same city as Simon yet I am Magic-Spoon-lesss.
And if they do make the exception for Britain and Prague specifically, maybe stop by my place halfway? Dortmund needs some sugar free cereal, too, MAGIC SPOON!
If you're into it, translate into beautiful german words like ZAUBERLÖFFEL !
Hey, us southern hemisphereians want some magic in our lives too!
I don't know, there's an awful lot of hate for Magic Spoon too. I saw one on this video that said Simon's blood sugar must be through the roof from eating so much crap cereal. Which shows a shocking lack of knowledge about how carbs work, but it was said.
-fake coughs- "san francisco!" -cough cough.....-
When the ps1 start up never ended had me rolling, those are some fine vintage memes
MAGIC SPOON: For those who want to become bank robbers to support their cereal habit
and kidnappers
ALLEGENDLY lul
They are 4x more expensive than traditional cereals. Allegedly...
Ten dollars a box
I spend 20 bucks a week on food.
Yeah, it's super expensive.
@@BEANZI3xTFMx And that's without the added cost of weekly dental replacements, and extra doses of insulin to keep your blood sugar under control when eating it.
"Video Unavailable" was perfect. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Simon your ADD is on FIRE today. This is a positive thing.
11:37 STRAIGHT UP LEGENDARY BEHAVIOR. THE MAN WHO LAID THAT DUECE IN THE EXCLUSION ZONE SHOULD GET AN AWARD IN NUCLEAR RESEARCH. RADIATED SHITE. YESSSS.
"strap and crap"
Or, instead of leaning into the strap and away from the tree, simply turn around and lean back against the tree. It always works. Simple and no straps required.
As long as your feet don't slip during the business that is. ;-(
@@hedydd2 Same, either way.
😎 I guess I’m old fashioned when I need to download one in the woods...I find a fallen tree to hang my stuff over.
@@markkarasik2211 works great. If you find 2 that fell together in a V shape it may as well be a toilet.
The BEST thing that can come from this video is a serious discussion over the “holiday” VS “vacation” issue. Holidays are holidays. Vacations are vacations. Nobody goes “on holiday” and there are no “holiday makers” (other than governments who proclaim “you don’t have to work today because XYZ happened 100 years ago”).
P.S. Sam kills again. All hail Sam.
I'll buy Magic Spoon just because they let Simon go off with no rails.
Well yeah, bu it also gets them a 5 minute ad haha
Thank god Simon's not using rails anymore....now that he's got a magic spoon. Lol s must be very addictive since he fiended that bowl like a crazed man hadn't had a hit in weeks
BBSimon is on many rails. That’s how he is so enthusiastic. Edit: Allegedly
@@ThursonJames ALLEGEDLY.
It’s true. I want to buy a crap ton of magic spoon just because.
I have food allergies (especially gluten) my doctors have me on a keto diet, and I love and miss cereal. I ordered Magic Spoon from 1 of your channel sponsorships and have not regretted it for 1 second. Thank you so much!
Business Blaze is probably my favorite channel of Simon’s.
Business Blaze has ruined all his other channels for me. I used to watch them all the time, but without the Blaze, what's the point?
Same!!! I love when he lets a Blaze line slip in his other channels, especially the Casual Criminalist.
Probably? Definitely!
Hands down the best one
"Fact Boy" here rambles like no one I've ever seen and I'm here for it! No matter how random the rambling, it's always endlessly entertaining. What kind of black magic is he imbued with??
As someone who grew up in the Bible Belt of the US, a lot of older and middle aged people would get very offended at a "Happy Holidays" and younger people would complain amongst themselves about it.
I'm literally going to buy magic spoon now because of Simon's breakdown mid video. I felt the authenticity of "what am I doing " in my soul.... as always Sam, fire edits and Danny, killer script keep it up legends
I don't even like cereal but I want to get Magic Spoon what kinda capitalist hypnosis is this
I usually don’t either but it’s hella good ngl
It really is!
9:40 - Chapter 1 - Strap & crap
16:55 - Chapter 2 - A christmas gift from Jesus
26:40 - Chapter 3 - Stolen memories
31:00 - Chapter 4 - A very quiet orgy
dude, how.... i was just thinking "would be great to have a BB Video after this new Casual Criminalist..." and there it is!
Simon, I don’t even know what happened but I bought the magic spoon cereal like 30 seconds into the ad read.
Magic Spoon is how Danny keeps writing all those epic Blazes.
He survives, when the crumbs from his beard, falls through the cracks of the floorboards.
After the pause 7 mins in I didn't Sam could crush it any harder, and then he did. Love it man, keep doing this and I'll keep crying of laughter from time to time.
Oh this isn’t out yet I’m not supposed to tell you about it. Holds it in front of camera for a minute.
There are 19th century greeting cards reading Happy Holidays. People have used various greetings around Christmas since forever. Also the winter holidays are super bunched up so a more inclusive phrasing can encompass New Years' on the 31st and St. Nick's on the 6th as well, given it's the 19th century and you probably only write your extended family twice a year or so.
It took awhile. Magic spoon,give this guy a bonus, I'm still watching.
Business Blaze is the only channel where I always watch the entire ad.
Me realizing that I spent the first 5 minutes of this program amused and happy about an advertisement. Now I really want to order some Magic Spoon for me family. I'm not a shill, I actually mean this. Keep up the good work fact boi. I love this channel so much.
Simons is always sarcastic, but anything to do with crowdfunding and his sarcasm hits epic levels.. and I love it.
The problem with Orgy is that they changed their genre after their first album and alienated most of the fans they had gained. You don't just go from hard-hitting Electro-Industrial into generic Nu Metal and expect the fanbase to follow along. Like, by all means, bands, follow your creative muse, but do yourself a favor and change your name if you change your genre.
When some legend finally writes an unauthorized biography of Simon based on his "sharing", there is going to have to be an entire chapter dedicated to his dumps. Flushing with his foot, stripping in the woods, etc. 😂
You’re the reason I tried and became addicted to Magic Spoon.
Sam brought his grade A meme game on this one
In 47 years on this planet, I've never before seen a grown man have that much trouble eating a spoonful of cereal. XD
I like to think that Simon's mate's mutated shit still roams the forests of Chernobyl to this day, frightening tour groups and inspiring true artistes
“Took a shit in the woods around Chernobyl” I laughed so much I got asthma
"Jesus was a Jew."
You'd be surprised at how many people will vehemently disagree with this fact.
A Palestinian jew at that. I always have a grin when I see the white hippy jesus.
People to hung up on something is blind to the obvious.
I pray to the rock I keep in my pocket; the prayers answered in my favor is still about the same as before incidentally.
@@midnightrambler8866 Technically, but the main hang-up there is that the area Palestine and the State of Palestine aren't the same thing.
And, in every bible I've seen, he's killed by Romans.
28:35 that OG Playstation logo took me back to the future like Marty McFly at the Under the Sea dance, I want to wear Jordans, a hi-top fade, and Z. Cavricci jeans, and mack on the fly honeys like "hey girl, all I wanna do is do my zoom zoom zoom in your boom boom "
As someone who lives in an especially religious section of the USA, I can confirm people here get pissy if you say happy holidays. Which is at least half of the reason I say happy holidays.
A few years ago there was a grass roots movement to even replace Happy Holidays with Seasons Greetings because some people don't celebrate any holidays that time time of year.
using the term "Happy Holidays" to essentially say "F#$% You" makes you a legend.
You are the hero we need
If you really want to annoy people you say "merry Christmas"... that way you'll offend every one BUT Christians.
I had a business and sent out holiday cards to my customers. One actually sent it back and crossed out "happy holidays" and wrote- "CHRISTMAS! It's the REASON for the SEASON!" Because I guess every other customer was Christian? Or that I was? I'm actually Jewish. She didn't sign it, but since she mailed me checks I recognized her handwriting. I still have it, because I find it hilarious that she actually thought she did a good thing.
Yes that ps1 meme had me in stitches. Just waiting for the next bit of sound and not coming hahaha
Maybe Danny is the one in control here, he seems to have a really nice basement, while Simon only has a cold cave to work in!
Magic Spoon in their next correspondence: So, BlazeBoy you mentioned writing a Magic Spoon book. We're in.
I literally choked on my saliva at that X Factor part, lol.
I love that I'm usually getting blazed while I watch Blaze boy.
“WHAT IS MY LIFE?! SHIT!”
- Simon 2021
Also me, every day lately.
It's always time for a dab when Simon tells me he's gathered me here to blaze 😆 🤣
Sam is on a roll today! Holy hell!
I think I've actually started watching Brain Blaze to hear about Danny's adventures. 😂 I look forward to hearing about his escapades! I ❤ him, he's has become my favorite part of these videos.
Meanwhile, Simon sells two million bottles of Rotting Turtle fragrance 😂 no one will buy your stuff, umm ok Simon
The next innovation in cereal technology will be cereal that does no stick to beards. Inventor: Simon.
You know it's good when you click on the video and it's 44 minutes
I love how Simon rambles on lol I could listen to him all day
Awww it's a good day for Danny and Sam they get some magic spoon
Lol they get the box to chew on. Cmon now this is slave capitalism
LOL, as if Simon would give them proper food. Only scraps for the prisoners, allegedly.
@@terryarmbruster7986 pretty sure they get bland magic spoon. Who knows maybe sometimes they're being really good slaves they get the dust of peanut butter magic spoon
@@stephjovi you monster...alegendly
@@nellom.8771 😂Hey some bland magic spoon with peanut butter flavored dust is quite generous. Besides as long as they stay locked in the Blazement I'm quite fine with them getting some KFC bones from time to time
He wets his pants squatting 😂 😂
Way to say I HAVE A SMALL ONEEEEE!!!!!
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂
Sam,. Killer editing with the begining of the Austin powers meme ... Then return to finish the meme at the appropriate time ..... Very good editing. 👌👌
When Danny goes missing for 20 minutes now, Simon releases the hounds.
One of the first 600 blazers. hell yeah.
The first thing is crazy to me just lean up against the tree
I'm blazing while Blazing. Could go for some Magic Spoon right now. Pity I live in the UK!
I always blaze before turning on the Blaze!
“Took a shit in the woods near Chernobyl…” Epic! 🤣🤣🤣
10 ads? Danny will eat tonight
He will eat some of the magic spoon that got sent to Simon because that's where Simon stores it. Danny writes to get magic spoon ads to eat.
The only channel i watch that have adds to be honest.
I especially love those just before the final credits/last frame.
It's so blatant that i don't mind.
We all know he's a capitalist pig 🤷♂️🤣
The only show where I actually watch the adds. GO SIMON!
Back for a blazing time in my own blazement.
A lot of different Simons around here😂😂😂 love it ❤️
Keven Sorbo: Hollywood won't cast me because I'm Christian, Mark Wahlburg: no, that's not it
Pretty sure Chris Pratt has killed that excuse too.
Denzel Washington crushed this myth a long time ago. Christians can do just fine in Hollywood with some talent. As long as movie goers are willing to buy tickets, then anyone can keep working. Isn't Johnny Depp also a Christian?
The likes of Kevin Sorbo, Kirk Cameron and Stephen Baldwin exploit Christianity to further their careers, and that's why film buffs don't respect them. They are mostly known for their TV programs anyway, not movies, but two have notably more famous siblings. ruclips.net/video/zRakAuHQguo/видео.html Nicolas Cage did Left Behind in a time when he needed the money, and the director is a friend who got Cage onboard and used his involvement to get plenty of funding as a mutual benefit. Christian filmmaking only works at the low budget level. There is money to be made, but it is a very niche and limited market. There is a fine balance with too much or too little money sinking a project.
@@GeorgeVCohea-dw7ou I think there is some truth to the idea that conservatives have a hard time in entertainment. You can also get away with being distinctly anti-Christian and still make it in Hollywood.
@@danielortman2534
It's complicated, but yes, there is truth to conservativism being judged harshly, more so than being an apolitical or liberal Christian. At the same time, there are more Republicans in LA than the entire voter roll for the state of Mississippi, and it was the biggest market and had the most fan base for The O'Reilly Factor. Two million republicans sounds like a lot, until you realise that there are 13 million others of various parties in the city. Someone once said, the cast may be mostly Democrats, but the crew is almost always unabashedly republican.
I didn't intend to question or demean their faith, but there is a level of cheesiness that permeates their Christian films across the board that was not present in any of their earlier projects. I say this knowing full well that Baldwin was Pauly Shore's co-star at one time, but these are different. It's probably possible to make a mass appeal and critically acclaimed Christian film. I don't believe these guys can do it based on past results.
@@GeorgeVCohea-dw7ou It's a niche market, and in general, Hollywood doesn't make great movies for those anymore.