Corporate Darwin Awards III - Secret Whispers and Short Circuits

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  • @brainblaze6526
    @brainblaze6526  3 года назад +60

    Get on Squarespace: squarespace.com/BLAZE

    • @Zalor666
      @Zalor666 3 года назад +4

      it was memed so hard i actually started playing raid shadow legends lol

    • @declancotter722
      @declancotter722 3 года назад +6

      The bookstore is waterstone's and it's still open

    • @aaronberta3958
      @aaronberta3958 3 года назад

      Ok tho but the Darwin Awards are so funny

    • @aaronberta3958
      @aaronberta3958 3 года назад +2

      Connecticut was named by Europeans

    • @obsidian_oki
      @obsidian_oki 3 года назад +1

      Where ETA

  • @Chris.Pontius
    @Chris.Pontius 3 года назад +989

    The ADHD loading bar had me in stitches. Grant Meme-boy a cookie.

    • @skaerup
      @skaerup 3 года назад +25

      He deserves the whole jar for that one 🤣

    • @MrJoshua05
      @MrJoshua05 3 года назад +33

      Was it just me or was everyone hoping he got the whole rant in before the end of status bar

    • @Locutus
      @Locutus 3 года назад +6

      @@MrJoshua05 Just you.

    • @deemariedubois4916
      @deemariedubois4916 3 года назад +5

      @@Locutus LMAO!

    • @silojin
      @silojin 3 года назад +4

      Too good

  • @CammieBoi81
    @CammieBoi81 3 года назад +117

    Simon: "Danny writes these really long intros"
    Also Simon: *goes off onto long disjointed rants*

    • @carmenburton4918
      @carmenburton4918 3 года назад +4

      And as soon as simon does ..my mind always edits in ("And so it begins" in a Morgan freeman's voice) every single time

    • @NightridingDoom
      @NightridingDoom 8 месяцев назад

      we know who danny is xd

  • @jwhitely7
    @jwhitely7 3 года назад +397

    How dare Simon make fun of Sam for his editing skills when we all saw Sam's perfect commercial a couple episodes ago and then he perfectly times Simon's yelling into Yoko Ono's screaming perfect absolute perfection from our resident chief editor in vintage memology

    • @jaymeVos
      @jaymeVos 3 года назад +15

      Yoko Whistler.

    • @hakmanp.8702
      @hakmanp.8702 3 года назад +10

      Probably this video was recorded way before the Magic Spoon commercial... but definitely after the Rooting turtle one .. someone needs to make a Cronological list of Business Blaze videos

    • @SymbioteMullet
      @SymbioteMullet 3 года назад +15

      @@hakmanp.8702 such dark magic is not a thing for mortals to tangle with

    • @erikkornfeld785
      @erikkornfeld785 3 года назад +4

      The meme Lord is an excellent video editor.

    • @jesseh2069
      @jesseh2069 3 года назад

      @@SymbioteMullet oo

  • @turtal5406
    @turtal5406 3 года назад +115

    The ADHD loading bar... f#*%ing EPIC! My boss is looking at me like I'm an absolute knob. I don't care. THAT WAS FUNNY! Sam you're a LEGEND!

  • @chazparker3657
    @chazparker3657 3 года назад +397

    ADHD Loading....Sam’s best meme ever.

    • @narmale
      @narmale 3 года назад +2

      im laughing... so... hard... xD

    • @liambranstetter6859
      @liambranstetter6859 3 года назад +10

      It would only be better if it buffered when he paused

    • @ItsAsparageese
      @ItsAsparageese 3 года назад +4

      @@liambranstetter6859 🤣 oh god yes

    • @ItsAsparageese
      @ItsAsparageese 3 года назад +6

      I need one of these loading bars IRL to warn me when I'm starting to get baby-manic and about to launch into full ramble mode lol

    • @TheSassygrasshopper
      @TheSassygrasshopper 3 года назад +3

      110 percent agreed best meme and perfectly suited to simon

  • @GBlue12GT
    @GBlue12GT 3 года назад +291

    Has anyone thought that Simon may just have multiple personalities and Sam and Danny don’t even exist? They only exist in the basement of Simons mind. 🧐

    • @danielmclellan1522
      @danielmclellan1522 3 года назад +39

      I mean, I'm not convinced they're not the ones keeping Simon in the basement, living off Magic Spoon and desperately hoping for KFC just for some variety in his diet.

    • @narmale
      @narmale 3 года назад +1

      what EVA!?

    • @Foolish188
      @Foolish188 3 года назад +11

      @@danielmclellan1522 Simon doesn't look like he could be frequenting KFC very often.

    • @evillttlimp
      @evillttlimp 3 года назад +9

      @@Foolish188 Well, maybe he burns a lot of calories running around in circles in the basement

    • @willmfrank
      @willmfrank 3 года назад +6

      "Sam" and "Danny" are the names of two of Simon's many clones.

  • @NathanCassidy721
    @NathanCassidy721 3 года назад +160

    When it is all said and done, Danny shall publish a book called:
    “Long Introductions, Screaming Coke Benders, and Rick Rolls: My Long Time Chained to a Radiator (Allegedly).”

    • @Cman04092
      @Cman04092 3 года назад +8

      I can't wait to read that one, it sounds interesting.

    • @Me-pe5xl
      @Me-pe5xl 2 года назад +7

      (Allegedly) is what makes that title perfection. I wonder how long the introduction is. Probably takes up a whole third of the book.

  • @tom4ivo
    @tom4ivo 3 года назад +23

    Danny doesn't need to write long intros or segments; he can just insert the instruction "Simon rambles on about what he can't remember for 45 seconds".

  • @abbygaby9210
    @abbygaby9210 3 года назад +535

    the fact "daddy chill" is the most used meme in this show tells something about Simon's mind state

    • @ashishsb9075
      @ashishsb9075 3 года назад +33

      Coming 2nd would be the "is it crack?" Meme.

    • @LizRealGirlBeauty
      @LizRealGirlBeauty 3 года назад +8

      I've started saying it in my everyday life.

    • @Remianen
      @Remianen 3 года назад +31

      No way. The ADHD breakdown one is going to be in HEAVY rotation, I think. Simon diverges from the script so far sometimes, he forgets he has a script!

    • @jorge23483
      @jorge23483 3 года назад +23

      It was a while since one of Simon's spontaneous Yoko-rants 🤣... Please, someone make a compilation video to use as a rickrolling 🙏.

    • @zengaisfamous
      @zengaisfamous 3 года назад +5

      I really hope daddy chill gets retired, this channel has ruined it for me

  • @Binkophile
    @Binkophile 3 года назад +9

    "Get back to the point, Fact-Boy!" That brought me to tears

  • @wut274
    @wut274 3 года назад +248

    That intro scream (I imagine) is the celebratory noise Simon makes when he comes up with a new channel idea while high on coccaine..."Allegedly"... 😂

    • @wut274
      @wut274 3 года назад +11

      Also I love how cheesy Simons grin is in the thumbnail 😁😁😁😂🤣

    • @Raine_lrr
      @Raine_lrr 3 года назад +15

      And the voice training is paying off... Allegedly

    • @nellom.8771
      @nellom.8771 3 года назад +11

      @@Raine_lrr yes he almost sounds human

    • @antonioarroyas7662
      @antonioarroyas7662 3 года назад +10

      My face went numb when this video started playing.

    • @_konkrit_
      @_konkrit_ 3 года назад +9

      Broughtt to you by business blaze, Simon giving birth

  • @evandugas7888
    @evandugas7888 3 года назад +23

    I would love to see Danny and Simon emails.
    "Danny your writing made no sense." ...
    "Simon you skipped a paragraph"
    "I did not".... checks paper.... "I apologize"
    "Can I leave the basement?"
    "No but you get to eat tonight"

  • @christellelajeunesse5734
    @christellelajeunesse5734 3 года назад +4

    I worked for Barnes & Noble for ten years, and during that time they went from a staff who could tell you the title of what you were looking for based on a description of what the cover looked like, to a mostly-part time staff who usually pointed you to the self-serve kiosks to find your own damned book. All of this was to compete with Amazon. So rather than doubling down on the nice, friendly, knowledgeable staff and pleasant atmosphere, they phased out as many full time people they could to save a few bucks. Being good to your employees just isn't a priority for most companies.

  • @mac98i
    @mac98i 3 года назад +25

    Simon a few weeks ago: “I have to limit shouting and try to keep it down during Business Blaze videos because of my voice”
    Simon now: “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH”

    • @savannahhenley7728
      @savannahhenley7728 3 года назад +2

      He has to tell from the belly, according to his vocal coach, allegedly

  • @rackneh
    @rackneh 3 года назад +197

    Business Blaze in a nutshell: Storytime with Simon, his encaged slave friends Danny & Sam. 10% story, 90% Memes & OGBB injokes

    • @LizRealGirlBeauty
      @LizRealGirlBeauty 3 года назад +7

      And occasionally 1% facts that don't need to be alleged.

    • @hakmanp.8702
      @hakmanp.8702 3 года назад +2

      you're complaining??

    • @rackneh
      @rackneh 3 года назад +5

      @@hakmanp.8702 Ofcourse not. I only wish it was called Theranos Blaze, that's all.

    • @JasonW.
      @JasonW. 3 года назад +4

      @@rackneh Enron Blaze

    • @Digitalhunny
      @Digitalhunny 3 года назад +3

      And, the longer the intro. the better the Blaze! 💖

  • @Memes4Sale
    @Memes4Sale 3 года назад +9

    We need a video where Simon just "forgets" the script and just rambles for the full 30m.

  • @krokom9
    @krokom9 3 года назад +23

    oh my god! that ADHD loading bar cracked me up so hard, thought for sure that Sam was just messing with us based on the slow loading speed, but no. The madlad actually did it! Next level rambling right there ^^

  • @mbryson2899
    @mbryson2899 3 года назад +3

    Mr. Whistler, whatever they put in your Magic Spoon today you may want to use it in moderation in the future. Epic. Legendary.
    I'll never hear Yoko Ono again without imagining your primal scream disintegrating her.

  • @offrails
    @offrails 3 года назад +8

    I second that recommendation for Technology Connections - I've been following that channel from the early days and Alec has the unique ability to cause a massive price spike on vintage Sunbeam toasters. Allegedly
    I still remember Circuit City during its prime in the early-mid 90s - the stores used a showroom format where you would talk to an associate if you wanted to buy something and it would roll out on a conveyer belt near the entrance for pickup. I bought my VCR from them (I actually looked at a few on Amazon of all places while shopping around, as they had started to branch beyond just books) and later a DVD player (without DivX)

  • @JMurdochNZ
    @JMurdochNZ 3 года назад +3

    The loading bar was gold. Epic work Sam.

  • @nicholashurst780
    @nicholashurst780 3 года назад +98

    ADHD Loading is my new favorite BB meme

  • @Cman04092
    @Cman04092 3 года назад +2

    That adhd moment was amazing.
    I love random ramblings about the 405 in LA and the M6 or maybe the m4 in wherever the hell Simon was talking about.

  • @KaBoomStock
    @KaBoomStock 3 года назад +76

    Shout out to Technology Connections. (Nods approvingly).

  • @neonclear8500
    @neonclear8500 3 года назад +4

    Yoko was absolutely ground breaking. She proved success and talent are not related

  • @stephennicol9549
    @stephennicol9549 3 года назад +76

    Simon is like that uncle that has a lot of interesting stores to tell, but he ends up going on so many long winded tangents that he never finishes them

    • @zachwise476
      @zachwise476 3 года назад +3

      Creepy looking uncle who smells like coffee and dried wood and looks down at you in a judging manner, knowing that you are probably a better person than he is.

    • @valentinemcdermott
      @valentinemcdermott 3 года назад +7

      @@zachwise476 That is very specific...

    • @idiotwidowmaker8932
      @idiotwidowmaker8932 3 года назад +5

      @@valentinemcdermott but very relatable

  • @Bloodroot78
    @Bloodroot78 3 года назад +10

    the ADHD loading bar is never going to get old. i love everything about it.

  • @furyrage2011
    @furyrage2011 3 года назад +23

    Man that ADHD loading bar got me for good, good stuff from the vintage meme expert.

  • @rogerelliss9829
    @rogerelliss9829 Год назад +2

    I always love hearing Simon say "no one cares" is usually regarding something that's world wide popular lol😂

  • @CrovanBlaze
    @CrovanBlaze 3 года назад +20

    OMG that "WHY?!" into Yoko transition was *chef kiss*, Sam!

  • @OkieOtaku
    @OkieOtaku 3 года назад +3

    That moment when Simon tells you to subscribe to a channel but you're such a legend that you've already subscribed to said channel before Business Blaze existed 😏

  • @CDRaff
    @CDRaff 3 года назад +11

    I lived in LA for about 4 years and one day I had to take the 405 through the canyon and the traffic was so bad it literally took 4 hours and when I got to where I was going I had a little celebration because I finally fully understood that little pop culture reference.

    • @marcbeebee6969
      @marcbeebee6969 3 года назад +4

      The last time there was a 4 hour traffic jam in germany emergency services where walking threw the jam giving out sandwiches, water and blankets in Winter. How do you handles that traffic day in and out. I would jump off the bridge after week two. Your a stronger man than I. Blaze on brother

  • @--enyo--
    @--enyo-- 3 года назад +5

    Simon, are you sure that ‘giant book store’ where they let you browse and read to your heart’s content and supplied chairs wasn’t actually a library?

  • @jr2904
    @jr2904 3 года назад +40

    Technology Connections does have an excellent video on the divx. My boy is getting name dropped by Thee Simon Whistler

    • @RevJR
      @RevJR 3 года назад +8

      Simon could Blaze even more efficiently if he'd just trade ETA for a heat pump. I wonder what Technology Connections thinks of ETA...

    • @johnnylav
      @johnnylav 3 года назад +5

      Technology Connections is the shit I just watch immediately every time there is a new video.

    • @PaulMcElligott
      @PaulMcElligott 3 года назад +7

      Did he do one on Divx? He has one on Flexplay, which was the self-destructing DVD product that totally failed to learn any lessons from Divx.

    • @bsadewitz
      @bsadewitz 3 года назад +2

      What sort of bizarre nexus is this? Indeed, I am an avid viewer of Technology Connections, and heat pumps have figured prominently into my mental churn lately. That's astute of you to draw a connection between ETA and heat pumps. I miss ETA. His presence really put a spring in my step. "5G causes COVID"😂

    • @bsadewitz
      @bsadewitz 3 года назад

      Are we actually part of RUclips now? I think the borg has assimilated us.

  • @anamkarajoy
    @anamkarajoy 3 года назад +10

    You okay, Simon? Sam had to add a record amount of the infamous *"Daddy, chill!"* memes to this one.

  • @thomascooley2749
    @thomascooley2749 3 года назад +40

    Damn did sam switch his coffee brands or something
    he has been on a roll this week

    • @JasonW.
      @JasonW. 3 года назад +4

      He is on a stringent diet of Magic Spoon and coke.
      Allegedly Magic Spoon.

  • @ryanbrown5499
    @ryanbrown5499 3 года назад +1

    Dear Alec, buy this man a beer
    Dear Simon, you’re a certified legend for recommending technology connections.
    Cheers.

  • @andrewstahn3248
    @andrewstahn3248 3 года назад +22

    I am glad that Danny and Sam will stay bodiless. Just saw the voice of one of my favorite Syfy channels and I was like WHY DID I LOOK?!?!!!??!! NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
    It’s like meeting your hero’s. It’s just not a good idea. They will disappoint. Allegedly.

  • @SinkEmQuicker
    @SinkEmQuicker 3 года назад +8

    I feel like Sam has a hard drive filled with memes, enough to have just about any sort of conversation without ever once moving his lips.

  • @PerposterusGossamerPossum
    @PerposterusGossamerPossum 3 года назад +48

    Simon "sam can't meme"
    also simon: "how did my computer get two windows installs on it?"

  • @Galaar
    @Galaar 3 года назад +8

    *Intro is Simon doing a wail of sorts*
    "I bet he just mentioned Yoko in passing, let's find out!"
    *Blazes*

  • @jamescole8049
    @jamescole8049 3 года назад +20

    Only channel I immediately watch when I see it hits.

    • @heathermedling1313
      @heathermedling1313 3 года назад +1

      I agree! That is just what OGBB Legends do while making a website on Squarespace about cocaine while using a VPN..... allegedly

  • @Leblonk1
    @Leblonk1 3 года назад +10

    One of these days Sam is going to kill me with an unexpected Hannibal meme when I'm trying to eat a salad.

  • @razz1166
    @razz1166 3 года назад +25

    That ADHD loading bar is killing me!!!

  • @overtlybiased
    @overtlybiased 3 года назад +10

    Danny is such a champ for embracing the basement inside joke (allegedly)

  • @cartoonkelly7924
    @cartoonkelly7924 3 года назад +12

    When I was a kid there was a bookstore called Waterstone and it was magical. They had comfy armchairs all over the place and it was as bright as day in the store, even at night.

    • @LSSYLondon
      @LSSYLondon 3 года назад +1

      That's what I remember!

    • @potterendergaming5335
      @potterendergaming5335 3 года назад +2

      Waterstones still exist

    • @cartoonkelly7924
      @cartoonkelly7924 3 года назад

      The one in the Burlington Mall in Massachusetts disappeared over 20 years ago. I have some Googling to do.

    • @pj9615
      @pj9615 3 года назад +1

      There's two Waterstones in Glasgow City Centre

    • @cartoonkelly7924
      @cartoonkelly7924 3 года назад +1

      Looks like I’m going to Scotland… eventually…

  • @mountainmangames3613
    @mountainmangames3613 3 года назад +3

    I came here from a geographics video.
    I was like “man, I’d like to listen to something while I clean” and found a video. Thought “I’m too dumb rn to listen to this..ooh, a business blaze video?? Yes.” And I immediately went from smooth talking Simon to “aaaaaaaaahhhhhh”
    Yes. This is the business blaze I know and love

    • @marcbeebee6969
      @marcbeebee6969 3 года назад

      Best Channel on you tube. Make sure to start with video 1 ( the oldest) so you get all the the jokes.
      When you are finished you are part of us, the followers of the business blaze ✌️

  • @LizRealGirlBeauty
    @LizRealGirlBeauty 3 года назад +66

    Okay everyone, you have your marching orders! Everyone buy Simon a copy of Yoko Ono's book and mail it to him! It's clearly all he wants in life!

    • @randallflagg9498
      @randallflagg9498 3 года назад +6

      They will all most likely not make it to him. He said once or twice before that everything he gets sent tends to get stuck at customs.

    • @ilajoie3
      @ilajoie3 3 года назад +5

      @@randallflagg9498 time to use a VPN and order from Amazon and have it sent to him

    • @aaronwinfree8662
      @aaronwinfree8662 3 года назад +2

      Also her used unwashed undies.

    • @carrioncrow8191
      @carrioncrow8191 3 года назад

      He’ll send it right back, customs are a bitch

    • @deadmansfire
      @deadmansfire 3 года назад

      @@randallflagg9498 Not if it's send from within the EU

  • @sargi769
    @sargi769 3 года назад +4

    I feel like we're privy to a special corner of madness in Simon's mind

  • @jayhom5385
    @jayhom5385 3 года назад +16

    The amount of blaze in this episode is epic.

  • @TheEDFLegacy
    @TheEDFLegacy 3 года назад +2

    Technology Connections is GREAT! Glad to see I'm not the only one who loves his channel. :D

  • @sse_weston4138
    @sse_weston4138 3 года назад +35

    Simon prolonged scream for intro..
    Me remembering in past episodes his voice was needing healing: This 100% allegedly confirms he has mass production of clones, this is but one of many BB Simons

    • @Burritoswithfritos
      @Burritoswithfritos 3 года назад +4

      The original simon died long ago. Hes in the basement with Danny

    • @nothanks7057
      @nothanks7057 3 года назад +1

      I was going to say something about his screaming but we need the chaos to make these perfect

    • @iginheo
      @iginheo 3 года назад +2

      Did you hear him sutter at the end when he was doing the credit read? He said he wrote it, and then corrected himself to say Danny wrote it. Maybe Danny is just a clone of Simon and that's why he's locked in the basement

    • @_tertle3892
      @_tertle3892 3 года назад

      Absolute legend

    • @chadcuckproducer1037
      @chadcuckproducer1037 3 года назад

      BB simon is like the copy of a copy in multiplicity.

  • @davidstewart5811
    @davidstewart5811 3 года назад +3

    As an old guy with ADHD and being a psychologist as well, I agree the ADHD loading bar broke me up as well. :)

  • @Netasuke
    @Netasuke 3 года назад +40

    That ADD is in high supply today! Simon should to a biographics for Yoko Onno.

    • @bamacopeland4372
      @bamacopeland4372 3 года назад +2

      No. It needs to be a business Blaze biographics of Yoko Ono. Just so we can rip into her. ALLEGEDLY

  • @Jynx393
    @Jynx393 3 года назад +14

    Ok.... We all gotta make this happen. How can we make KFC a sponsor for Business Blaze?!?! Let's GO people!!! 🔥🍗🔥

  • @twocvbloke
    @twocvbloke 3 года назад +39

    This video 100% proves that a side channel of ADHD Blaze needs to be a thing, all the rants, off-script moments, random asides and just general loss of focus edited into episodes as long as danny's intros... :P

    • @kelleygreenEmpressOne
      @kelleygreenEmpressOne 3 года назад +1

      That's a fantastic idea!!!

    • @LizRealGirlBeauty
      @LizRealGirlBeauty 3 года назад +3

      And clip montages odd Simon saying or doing the same thing over and over again, set to EDM!

    • @kelleygreenEmpressOne
      @kelleygreenEmpressOne 3 года назад +1

      @@LizRealGirlBeauty also a wonderful idea!!

    • @marcbeebee6969
      @marcbeebee6969 3 года назад +1

      And no tragic spoon commercials!!
      Only ETA 5g underwear commercials are ok

  • @A_Salty_Fishe
    @A_Salty_Fishe 3 года назад

    Sam, you actually used the Ozzy clip I requested a while ago. Bravo! I can die happy now

  • @joeyr7294
    @joeyr7294 3 года назад +15

    Sam is getting ballsy.....might want to shorten his chain to the radiator Simon!

    • @LizRealGirlBeauty
      @LizRealGirlBeauty 3 года назад +2

      It's a good thing that Danny and ETA bonded and created a "popular kids" group in the basement, which doesn't include Sam, so if he ever escapes he's not taking them with him.

    • @joeyr7294
      @joeyr7294 3 года назад +2

      @@LizRealGirlBeauty lol I can see danny and eta running their asses off going 🖕

  • @brandyhuber5323
    @brandyhuber5323 Год назад +2

    I worked for Waldenbooks for the last several years of Borders' life. We (the low-level employees) understood the threat of Amazon and couldn't figure out why corporate was making so many stupid decisions. Best job I ever had though.

  • @johnathanrhoades7751
    @johnathanrhoades7751 3 года назад +5

    Sam on point again as well as Danny and Simon. So good! I don't know why I love this channel as much as I do, but I do.

    • @andiward7068
      @andiward7068 3 года назад

      It's bizarrely satisfying. My fave channel in all of YT.

  • @steel8231
    @steel8231 3 года назад +4

    Route 66 still exists, it's actually considered a bit of a vacation in and of itself to drive the route to see all the crazy Americana tourist shit that's built along it.

  • @GradyBroyles
    @GradyBroyles 3 года назад +30

    Sorry to be THAT guy, but Route 66 does, in fact, still exist. And apparently you can still get your kicks on it. Our US National Parks Service even has a travel guide for it: www.nps.gov/subjects/travelroute66/index.htm

    • @Remianen
      @Remianen 3 года назад +6

      I was going to post this but figured someone else had already done it (and I was right). Not sure where he got the idea that it didn't exist anymore.

    • @FiveOnAFriday
      @FiveOnAFriday 3 года назад +3

      Yes, when I heard that, I was like, Route 66 doesn't exist? Tell that to my morning commute.

    • @Carewolf
      @Carewolf 3 года назад +2

      Yeah, and it is surprisingly off the beaten track. Drove on it for hours between seeing other cars.

  • @MothIncarnate
    @MothIncarnate 3 года назад +8

    This is why Danny writes long intros - look at what happens to Simon without one

  • @danieltolson5341
    @danieltolson5341 3 года назад +8

    Always love when Business Blaze isn’t “allegedly” about business.

  • @nathanwish6857
    @nathanwish6857 3 года назад

    I truly enjoy all of your vids I’ve see so far, but this one is by far the most informative. The true reason I enjoy them makes so much more sense now. Thanks for this one. It really represents how I think.

  • @tylerHphoto
    @tylerHphoto 3 года назад +7

    I want a shirt that says "Blaze it Fact boy!"

  • @ingridfong-daley5899
    @ingridfong-daley5899 3 года назад +2

    The mattel Simon game was fun--it was an electronic memory/pattern game, popular in maybe the early 80s in the US. It'd actually be a cute addition to your shelf! :)

  • @jameswatters2012
    @jameswatters2012 3 года назад +6

    The absolute horror when you realise that Yoko Ono’s book is real. 😱

  • @MrGrimsmith
    @MrGrimsmith 3 года назад +1

    "DVD players used to be $250?!" Yes Simon, in the dim and distant past technology used to cost more than food rather than your fridge being cheaper than the contents.

  • @EvolvementEras
    @EvolvementEras 3 года назад +3

    As somebody who has diagnosed ADHD I can’t tell you how relatable that is! Sam 10 out of 10!!

  • @ssenkcalb
    @ssenkcalb 3 года назад +1

    SAM. You made me spit my coffee out with that Walter White clip. Legendary.

  • @munky871
    @munky871 3 года назад +37

    I don't even think Sam or Danny exist...I think this is more of a Me, myself and Simon type situation

    • @SymbioteMullet
      @SymbioteMullet 3 года назад +3

      And ETA.

    • @Sledgeace
      @Sledgeace 3 года назад +2

      Greta thunberg meme, you forgot ETA

    • @holywood25
      @holywood25 3 года назад +1

      I was thinking more like split .si would make a great Patricia

    • @loke6664
      @loke6664 3 года назад

      Impossible, Simon is already close to time travel as the only explanation to how he can release that many vids each day on so many channels. Adding writing the stuff to that is just insane. Most other people release maybe 2-3 vids a week, Simon does that just here and he have like 12 other channels or so and most of his stuff is pretty long too.
      Nah, he probably have a whole bunch of people locked up in that basement of his.

    • @paulherman5822
      @paulherman5822 3 года назад

      They've been "liquidated" for a while now. The whole thing is now run by the army of Simon Whistler replicants... Allegedly.

  • @JoelAntwi
    @JoelAntwi 3 года назад +3

    1 million subscriber special. Sam and Danny each host a business blaze episode. After Simon releases them from the basement.

  • @diavuno3835
    @diavuno3835 3 года назад +6

    I'm waiting for the day we (the audience) find out Simon has voices in his head.... Simon is Danny and the other randoms he "talks" to.

  • @Stormynormy42
    @Stormynormy42 3 года назад +1

    Barnes and Noble survived with better strategies. They did their due diligence in making sure the locations they chose could support a large book store, incorporated coffee shops and encouraged hanging out there, stocked various types of toys, puzzles, games, and collectibles, and maintained a more ordered and easily navigable layout of their stores. I'm sure there were some tough times where they barely made it, but they squeaked by and are a pretty stable company today (at least pre-pandemic)

  • @lisasteel6817
    @lisasteel6817 3 года назад +6

    You know, I’m getting the impression that Simon doesn’t really like Yoko Ono.

  • @Ravakeksis
    @Ravakeksis 2 года назад +1

    My favourite Yoko moment is having her mic cut out while performing with john lennon and chuck berry

  • @sterlingwulfrblx3439
    @sterlingwulfrblx3439 3 года назад +4

    7:40 "please dont hurt me" danny in the basement is a cover story, simon is the one actually in danny's basement [who's in the basement conspiracy confirmed!]

  • @psyclepath1964
    @psyclepath1964 3 года назад +2

    Following Simon when he goes off-script is like chasing a ping pong ball down a cobblestone road.
    Somebody get him a teleprompter, take his script away, and let Danny out of the basement.

  • @thepurplerose4520
    @thepurplerose4520 3 года назад +4

    Lakeside had a Borders, it closed in 2008. It now has a Waterstones.

  • @tylerleggett5088
    @tylerleggett5088 3 года назад +2

    It's so weird comparing simon on BB compared to geographics or one of the more formal channels. I think this version of simon is my favorite! We get to see a bit of personality otherwise unknown because of the format and people writing the script.

  • @computernaut
    @computernaut 3 года назад +4

    22:10 "Twitter, the asshole of the internet; allegedly." So true, you legend.

  • @missmusica82
    @missmusica82 3 года назад +1

    The ADHD bars were absolute GOLD🤣🤣🤣 I laughed so hard during this video! Brilliant job gentleman! Allegedly!

  • @itssecurityyall
    @itssecurityyall 3 года назад +13

    I'm smashing the like button for Sam's vintage memes!

  • @mdansbyjr
    @mdansbyjr 3 года назад +1

    "ADHD loading ..."
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 ... You've outdone yourself this time, Sam!!!

  • @Kiefsti
    @Kiefsti 3 года назад +11

    Ya'll could talk about the history of phone book fraud, and I'm going to click and watch my internet masters

  • @ignitionfrn2223
    @ignitionfrn2223 3 года назад +2

    6:30 - Chapter 1 - Borders felled to the power of the internet
    15:05 - Mid roll ads
    17:30 - Chapter 2 - Yik yak
    23:25 - Chapter 3 - Circuit city

  • @XDarkGreyX
    @XDarkGreyX 3 года назад +5

    A new way of processing the ADHD. I love it

  • @garionfan1
    @garionfan1 3 года назад

    Simon you are exceedingly fun to watch and listen to, especially the off topic rants. I absolutely love this channel!!!

  • @MurderousEagle
    @MurderousEagle 3 года назад +4

    Nonamericans: "I love KFC" Me: "And yet you've never eaten a biscuit"

  • @Angiemation
    @Angiemation 3 года назад +1

    The ADHD loading bar cracked me up. 😂 I love the tangents Simon goes on. Keep up the fantastic work!! 😎👍

  • @JC-ks3yk
    @JC-ks3yk 3 года назад +6

    I often find myself wondering if I watch these videos for Simon's ADHD or Sam's memes about Simon's ADHD....

  • @kirstentullett4966
    @kirstentullett4966 3 года назад

    Yes- massive Borders used to be at Lakeside in Essex. I used to live in that store

  • @Dan19870
    @Dan19870 3 года назад +7

    When that day comes when Business Blaze has more subscribers than Business Insider, Legends across the globe will throw a massive party! Also can someone please buy a Kinder Surprise, film themselves smashing that shit to bits, then pull the toy out, show it to the camera and forward it to Sam so he can memefy the footage for the people across the pond?

    • @offrails
      @offrails 3 года назад

      I live in the US. I'll get a Kinder Joy. It's same thing right?

    • @LizRealGirlBeauty
      @LizRealGirlBeauty 3 года назад +1

      I'll get my Italian relatives to smuggle some of those juicy illicit eggs to me, then I'll get it done.

    • @Dan19870
      @Dan19870 3 года назад

      @@offrails Noooooooooope. After Googling WTF is a Kinder Joy I now understand facts boi's pain.

  • @IntrepidFraidyCat
    @IntrepidFraidyCat 3 года назад +11

    So much Blaze'n going on these days! Love it!🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @DMJoeBing
    @DMJoeBing 3 года назад

    Sam just improved the Rickroll with...THE YOKOROLL.
    Well done.

  • @idiotwidowmaker8932
    @idiotwidowmaker8932 3 года назад +5

    Sam reacts to Simon reacts to Danny
    Plot twist
    Each reaction is via a different medium

  • @domomitsune5920
    @domomitsune5920 3 года назад

    I miss borders. I used to go there to rent movies and physical manga and books. I also bought the Japanese model kits and figures. Borders was much more than just books. It was also a hobby section, video rentals, and even music, like the old record stores. It was sort of like a large playground for adults and children alike. What sucked was, when they officially close their doors, I had over 200 dollars in credits for movie rentals. They had a program where if you watch a movie and return it within 24 hours, they would credit you the difference that you paid for returning it early.

  • @jeremymiller4280
    @jeremymiller4280 3 года назад +4

    I got caught watching RUclips at work because I laughed myself into a fit at cheesus Christ

  • @capnstewy55
    @capnstewy55 3 года назад +2

    Barnes and Noble embraced the cafe culture HARD, you can't order overpriced coffee and pastries at home...oh wait now you can, NOOOOO!