Wick shouldn't even be compared to Grey. Hes just rich twilight Edward. He's Joe from YOU if he had money. He represents what our OVER ABUNDANCE of emotionally immature manchilds would be if they had money
The way you describe how guys in the film go from normal to creepy in minus 5 seconds sounds really similar to scary but real experiences with men that my friends have had. It's weirdly accurate lol
As a woman, I find this movie hilarious and ridiculous. It doesn't want to make me masturbate not once, but it makes me laugh in every scene. This movie is pathetic.
As soon as Korey said this movie is just weird, I started thinking about David Lynch movies. Now I am wondering what 50 shades would look like as directed by Lynch or Cronenberg...
I told my mom twice that the first movie was directed by a woman, and that it was the highest-grossing weekend for a woman director, and she straight up refuses to believe it.
Devine Wynder yea it sucks. 60-100k is tough for every channel. But after that the growth is much faster because RUclips puts their videos out there more
There's a reason why people into actual BDSM laugh at the franchise. I mean apart from it confusing some essential tenets to that subculture (No time to spell it out here look it up) But the main reason is that what happens in this story is JUST FUCKING BORING. The books aren't about "freaky shit" They're about what some sex starved middle aged person who's never experienced wild sex THINKS freaky shit is supposed to be.
The sad thing is there is a really good web comic called Sunstone that delves into the complexities of BDSM with likable character a realistic setting and 300% less creepy stalkers.
She tapped out from a light spanking at the end of the first film. The creators don't know a damn thing about dom/sub relationships. That's why they have Gray into this stuff due to him being abused.
I saw this today, my friend paid for me because I refused to see it otherwise. I usually have a strict 'no phone' policy in theaters, it gets turned on silent and in my purse always. I was on my phone the entire time with this stupid, terrible, damaging movie, bitching about it the whole time. Women were 'aww'ing at scenes that were creepy and gross (his "romantic" lines) and CRYING during the "missing Christian" thing, and that pissed me off because it's done so sloppily! When I saw the first one, I was able to play the drinking game to it, and that made it so much better. Seeing this sober was like being waterboarded. And, I'm a fan of toxic (fictional) relationships like Harley and the Joker, but those don't PRETEND to be anything other than screwed up! This series pretends that this abusive relationship is LOVE and it's not. Just like it's shitty portrayal of BDSM- I'm not in the community but I do understand it. And honestly, I wasn't impressed with the sex scenes in any way. If I want kinky sex scenes, I'll go watch porn and get much hotter and harder kinks.
I've got tix to see both John Wick 2 and the Lego Batman Movie this weekend. Hopefully those two films do well enough to have this 50 Shades BS debut in 3rd place. The leads of 50 Shades have ZERO chemistry on screen, and off screen it is no better. They looked absolutely awkward together when promoting the first film. Dakota is not believable as her character. She's totally plain looking and i can't see Christian Grey or anyone else fighting over her.
Imma tell yall what i told my wife(who read the books and was very disappointed in the movies) you give brazzers the budget and creative control and they could have made a FAR better movie
mrhitisnumberone Don't count on it. The sad truth is, the amount of sexually deprived 40 year old women who will see this heap of garbage may help it to #1 at the box office.
15:00 Watch him play a serial killer in *THE FALL* - Brilliant TV show. 17 episodes. He's actually really good in that (I've not watched this, looks awful)
The books are so unintentionally hilarious. I couldn't stop laughing. True trainwrecks. If you removed the BDSM, they read like really bad romance novels. Lady Gaga's Bad Romance would be perfect background music.
Wait a dam minute! @13:14 is Korey Colman and Martin while reviewing this movie, also gave details about people getting up to go use the bathroom? ..isn't that what they trashed talk Denise for, doing the same thing during her movie review? Sounds to me that she was doing exactly what you guys do, but got Criticized for it, is this how Double Toasted rolls? sounds more like Double Standard to me.
"This is a Fuck You I had a lot of fun with" I thought a Fuck You was something that's only reserved for something that pisses off/offends you with its existence.
22:00 - "Kim Basinger never been that great of of an Actress and botox" - Só true and here is a fun fact ... Most of these Millenials dont know that Kim played essentially the role of Anastasia in the movie NINE AND A HALF WEEKS ! I mean THAT was 50 Shades done Right !!
i agree. all i know is i love the train wreck that is this series. if this is gonna be a movie, if this fanfiction *horrible i might add* is getting recognition, then i have to watch the reviews. i just love a good train wreck. from what i know, this series became the guilty pleasure in the reading community as well as most people's favorite series to hate and this only got worse when it was announced years later that it would get a movie. i was just as surprised as the majority with this one, that this thing was getting a movie. i hated 50 shades but since they're going to film the whole series i guess i've just gotten to a point where i'm like alright, fine. i will watch the reviews. *i'm not reading or watching the books/movies. nope not ever. i love fanfiction but i do not enjoy characters like anastasia nor do i like characters like her boyfriend whatever his name is. i also just wasn't a fan of the twilight series and this has been confirmed to be twilight fanfiction. besides, bdsm is just creepy.*
I have read fan fiction worse than 50 Shades. Trust me. I've edited fan fiction. As it is, 50 Shades is pretty bad, plotwise. If anyone behaved like a normal person, the whole premise of the book would be over in an instant. There are major issues with suspension of disbelief. I can get Ana being initially fascinated by Christian, but most people would have noped out of his apartment the instant they found out what he was into. Nope, nope, nope. And how can he dispose of her car without her permission? We could also go into factual errors. James was very meticulous about mentioning dates in her story, yet seems unaware of major US holidays. Most businesses are closed on Memorial Day, yet she has Ana [my memory is a little vague here] either going in for her interview or starting her first day at work at the publisher on Memorial Day. The funniest bit of all was in the third book -- the bank scene. I work in banking, and --- trust me -- no banker would ever act in such a way. Plus, most banks don't have that much loose cash about to give away without advance notice. James has some tantalizing glimpses of interesting ideas -- for instance intimacy for someone who does not like to be touched -- but she only scratches the surface, and throws in glider rides, helicopter crashes, and car chases when she runs out of stuff to write about. It's the -- everything and the kitchen sink -- approach to writing. It was entertaining enough to be accidently humorous in a trainwrecky sort of way. But I have read far worse stuff -- it does exist, and there is a lot of it. [I will never forget the Doctor Who fan fic that was a 12 or so page run-on sentence, displaying a general lack of knowledge about the television program. It was unreadable.]
OnlyAMan So it's okay for a woman to undermine her own gender but god helps us if a man does the same. This is why I don't like modern day feminism. It hypocritical as fuck.
OnlyAMan You can't even call it Feminism anymore. It's sexism disguised as feminism. Women today probably don't even know the actual definition of feminism.
I guess porn has finally made it onto the big screen. What the hell is going on in Hollywood? The days when Hollywood was in the business of making movies is over, now it just one gimmick after another.
The sex scenes probably went all the way in the book because I mean this is basically fanfic. but I never read it so idk. Cinema is usually much more conservative so I can imagine they scaled it back.
Patrick won that one with "The vagina I just hired" line lol
Lord LOC FORREAL!!! wanted to hear more from him
You guys are on fucking fire in this!!
The worst movies makes the all-time best reviews :D
If there's one good thing about bad movies it's the reviews.
+Niko Bellic You get to laugh your ass off at the reviews.
That's why I can't wait for another Chimpmunks movie lol.
I'm glad this series exists just so these reviews of it can exist
😍 John Wick is 100 times sexier than Christian Grey. His suits are better too, because they're tactical.
What Did I Just Watch?
And John Wick is actually a sweet-heart if douchebags are not always messing with his stuff and killed his fckn dog.
John would kick Christian's ass.
radio fuel I'd pay money to see those two fight..
Wick shouldn't even be compared to Grey. Hes just rich twilight Edward. He's Joe from YOU if he had money. He represents what our OVER ABUNDANCE of emotionally immature manchilds would be if they had money
The way you describe how guys in the film go from normal to creepy in minus 5 seconds sounds really similar to scary but real experiences with men that my friends have had. It's weirdly accurate lol
"The only word you heard was sploosh."
Goddammit Gertz 😂
You guys make my day when new reviews are posted for trash movies
As a woman, I find this movie hilarious and ridiculous. It doesn't want to make me masturbate not once, but it makes me laugh in every scene. This movie is pathetic.
Girts Needs a comedy career 😂😂hes fuckin hilarious I miss these 4 man Reviews
did korey fix his game cube?
I love how folks don't even bother to throw shade at Lootcrate xD
ivan denona
LMAO 😂😂😂😂
geek crate and nerd box
Is this replacing geek crate?
Stay at home dont go nowhere
"Jose, someone has bought all your pieces..."
"I'm Rich!!!!"
ROFL!!!!
I'm surprised Korey wasn't making out with that skeleton again💀😘
BLVCK Atlantien When he did it for the Fifty Shades of Grey Review had me dying of laughter
ruclips.net/video/b-m4Paqq6mI/видео.html
As soon as Korey said this movie is just weird, I started thinking about David Lynch movies. Now I am wondering what 50 shades would look like as directed by Lynch or Cronenberg...
I told my mom twice that the first movie was directed by a woman, and that it was the highest-grossing weekend for a woman director, and she straight up refuses to believe it.
God I hope Wonder Woman broke that record.
Coz she's a woman. ☕
The look on Korey G's face when he said the thing about nostrils.😂
relax and enjoy yourselves everyone
ikr i love these guys
"use the syringe to stir it around" LMAO
RustBucket
Just drink your drink...
Girtz and Martin was on a roll with this one. THEY always serve the drinks smoking like that
22:48, I could not breathe from laughing so hard
This is their funniest review so far this year! Love it when Korey gets all worked up over a $hitty movie. 😝
If only shitlord Christian died in that helicopter crash, would've redeemed this horrible series.
This channel should have at lease 100,000 subs by now. RUclips sucks.
Devine Wynder yea it sucks. 60-100k is tough for every channel. But after that the growth is much faster because RUclips puts their videos out there more
Devine Wynder check out there actual website.. they probably already do
Devine Wynder A lot of the content is behind a pay wall so while I'm subbed and love their content, they kinda do it themselves.
Bad enough that they now have them censoring themselves so the F word is rarely heard from then without it being bleeped out Jerry Springer style.
get ready for the spoof, fifty shades "Blacker" y'all.
Somewhere in the distance, you can hear Colemans anguished screams at that thought
I really hope they do it...
I think Marlon Wayans said he's done with spoof movies. Hopefully he keeps his word.
Then Korey's letter worked.
dallashood67 he better not.
I like the new design and logo when you play the movie clip. I'm going to miss the cartoon avatars though.
I don't know if it's just me or not, but it seems to be a bit low-resolution
Oh my God I was watching this at 4am you guys had me trying not to laugh and wake my husband up shit I was laughing my ass off 😂😂😂😂
There's a reason why people into actual BDSM laugh at the franchise. I mean apart from it confusing some essential tenets to that subculture (No time to spell it out here look it up) But the main reason is that what happens in this story is JUST FUCKING BORING. The books aren't about "freaky shit" They're about what some sex starved middle aged person who's never experienced wild sex THINKS freaky shit is supposed to be.
That 50 shades boss went to the Donald Trump school of womanising.
The porn parody of this will be Fifty Shades of Black 2: Fifty Shades Blacker
Starring Marlon Wayans. Korey's gonna have a heart attack!
This is why our culture is so stupid right now
The sad thing is there is a really good web comic called Sunstone that delves into the complexities of BDSM with likable character a realistic setting and 300% less creepy stalkers.
22:45
Oh gawd, I think I need to be resuscitated for that.
NEED. TO. BREATH!
This is worst movie i actually ever watched in cinema.. There is literally no plot.
1 ĺ ss aa
They might as well have 50 shades darker the lego version make more money.
Jose Rodriguez and might be deeper than u might thing
Jose Rodriguez I would see that shit for sure.
Flipqy oddly enough me too.
Jose Rodriguez flat chested painted on tits....... whoo!
Jose Rodriguez Fifty Blocks Darker
Korey had to be a stand up comedian before this
KING JAY UNO some ppl are just that damn funny
This is one of the funniest reviews ever done by the Double toasted crew.
when I saw notification I thought it was John Wick 2 😦😦😦😦😦
Jiga we all wish
that movie is actually good
J.W. Stillwater I know
J.W. Stillwater I m actually planning to see just waiting for their review
Jiga I'm going 2 see it this weekend too 🙂
Saw it last night, well worth watching!
She tapped out from a light spanking at the end of the first film. The creators don't know a damn thing about dom/sub relationships.
That's why they have Gray into this stuff due to him being abused.
"Guy is more creepy than Jake Gyllenhaal in Nightcrawler" PASS!!!
I saw this today, my friend paid for me because I refused to see it otherwise. I usually have a strict 'no phone' policy in theaters, it gets turned on silent and in my purse always. I was on my phone the entire time with this stupid, terrible, damaging movie, bitching about it the whole time. Women were 'aww'ing at scenes that were creepy and gross (his "romantic" lines) and CRYING during the "missing Christian" thing, and that pissed me off because it's done so sloppily! When I saw the first one, I was able to play the drinking game to it, and that made it so much better. Seeing this sober was like being waterboarded.
And, I'm a fan of toxic (fictional) relationships like Harley and the Joker, but those don't PRETEND to be anything other than screwed up! This series pretends that this abusive relationship is LOVE and it's not. Just like it's shitty portrayal of BDSM- I'm not in the community but I do understand it.
And honestly, I wasn't impressed with the sex scenes in any way. If I want kinky sex scenes, I'll go watch porn and get much hotter and harder kinks.
the person cracking up at 13:34 LMAO
THE CHAT AT 9:33 DOES SHE HAVE BEER FLAVORED NIPPLES OMFG
I've got tix to see both John Wick 2 and the Lego Batman Movie this weekend. Hopefully those two films do well enough to have this 50 Shades BS debut in 3rd place.
The leads of 50 Shades have ZERO chemistry on screen, and off screen it is no better. They looked absolutely awkward together when promoting the first film. Dakota is not believable as her character. She's totally plain looking and i can't see Christian Grey or anyone else fighting over her.
These movies make Basic Instinct 2 look like a masterpiece in erotic thrillers.
Wait ..They made a Basic Instinct 2
Imma tell yall what i told my wife(who read the books and was very disappointed in the movies) you give brazzers the budget and creative control and they could have made a FAR better movie
Dis gonna be good.
Goodwin's face at 12:37 XD
yup...sex suicide squad
Now I know why there's a helicopter crash scene
Lego Batman and John Wick are going to murder this film at the box office.
Thank God.
mrhitisnumberone Don't count on it. The sad truth is, the amount of sexually deprived 40 year old women who will see this heap of garbage may help it to #1 at the box office.
John S nope. lego batman maybe. 50 shades made more thursday-friday so far
The only way 50 Shades of Grey would die is if an MCU (or a DCEU) film, and even then it's probably a risk.
I'm dead. You guys are hilarious.
LOL I was waiting for the video of this review. The audio review had me dying
"Moist" will be the word of the wknd like how guys will b feelin watchin John Wick 2.0: Return of Baba Yaga lol
Nick Mattio lmao that should've been the name!
I died at Sex Suicide Squad
2:56 *WHO ELSE SANG 'GIRL YOU KNOW IT'S TRUE' IN TIME WITH MARTIN? :-)*
Gertz (my bad if I spelled it wrong) is funny AF! Great addition to the panel!
15:00 Watch him play a serial killer in *THE FALL* - Brilliant TV show. 17 episodes. He's actually really good in that (I've not watched this, looks awful)
Damn I miss The days of Spill reviews.. so weird not seeing Korey as his cartoon self.
when i seen the notification i was like yesss bring out the bullshit!!!
This movie made me realize how much of my life I wasted reading the books.
I really enjoyed listening to you guys talk about this movie! Keep up the good work.
John Wick: Chapter 2 got my money instead.
Kim Basinger's appearance is more a nod to 9 1/2 Weeks than it is to Batman.
where's Danielle for this?
Martin about to go deer hunting with that shirt and mic color combo
This review had me laughing the while time!.
4:10 had me dying
The books are so unintentionally hilarious. I couldn't stop laughing. True trainwrecks. If you removed the BDSM, they read like really bad romance novels. Lady Gaga's Bad Romance would be perfect background music.
Is everyone in this movie crazy or a stalker or both?
CaptainTalon448 in this type of movie? Yes.
shygirl2927 Yes?... OH GAWD...
To make Christian seem acceptable answer I haven't seen the movies but most likely yes though worse in the books.
Everyone is fawning ove Anna too
Girts I love your penguin shirt.
if they think this is weird wait until Marlon Waynes come out with his parody version... :)
LK Ra I would support him being deported if he does lol
Gertz FTW
Great review all around.
Corey is obsessed with Batman!
Damn Korey where is Mr. Bones? 😂💀
EMOTE! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Wait a dam minute!
@13:14 is Korey Colman and Martin while reviewing this movie, also gave details about people getting up to go use the bathroom? ..isn't that what they trashed talk Denise for, doing the same thing during her movie review?
Sounds to me that she was doing exactly what you guys do, but got Criticized for it, is this how Double Toasted rolls? sounds more like Double Standard to me.
"This is a Fuck You I had a lot of fun with"
I thought a Fuck You was something that's only reserved for something that pisses off/offends you with its existence.
19:56 must i say more... XD
so happy they got Girtz. he's doing his own thing now instead of just being the yes man with Korey
I've been waiting for this lol, I am wrong
22:00 - "Kim Basinger never been that great of of an Actress and botox" - Só true and here is a fun fact ...
Most of these Millenials dont know that Kim played essentially the role of Anastasia in the movie NINE AND A HALF WEEKS !
I mean THAT was 50 Shades done Right !!
I wish Double Toasted big up The Secretary movie with Maggie more after seeing the 50 shades movies.
I love this dudes. Best critics ever.
This and Rob Walker's review are awesome XXDD both brought up the same points
LMAO. awesome stuff guys.
When this movie was announced I thought: I cannot wait to watch ..... the review
It sounds like a high budget version of The Room.
Pause at 19:56
Corey has seen some shit.
Christian Grey not as freaky as Grits lol
Patrick can get it.. so cute
i agree. all i know is i love the train wreck that is this series. if this is gonna be a movie, if this fanfiction *horrible i might add* is getting recognition, then i have to watch the reviews. i just love a good train wreck. from what i know, this series became the guilty pleasure in the reading community as well as most people's favorite series to hate and this only got worse when it was announced years later that it would get a movie. i was just as surprised as the majority with this one, that this thing was getting a movie. i hated 50 shades but since they're going to film the whole series i guess i've just gotten to a point where i'm like alright, fine. i will watch the reviews. *i'm not reading or watching the books/movies. nope not ever. i love fanfiction but i do not enjoy characters like anastasia nor do i like characters like her boyfriend whatever his name is. i also just wasn't a fan of the twilight series and this has been confirmed to be twilight fanfiction. besides, bdsm is just creepy.*
I have read fan fiction worse than 50 Shades. Trust me. I've edited fan fiction. As it is, 50 Shades is pretty bad, plotwise. If anyone behaved like a normal person, the whole premise of the book would be over in an instant. There are major issues with suspension of disbelief. I can get Ana being initially fascinated by Christian, but most people would have noped out of his apartment the instant they found out what he was into. Nope, nope, nope. And how can he dispose of her car without her permission? We could also go into factual errors. James was very meticulous about mentioning dates in her story, yet seems unaware of major US holidays. Most businesses are closed on Memorial Day, yet she has Ana [my memory is a little vague here] either going in for her interview or starting her first day at work at the publisher on Memorial Day. The funniest bit of all was in the third book -- the bank scene. I work in banking, and --- trust me -- no banker would ever act in such a way. Plus, most banks don't have that much loose cash about to give away without advance notice. James has some tantalizing glimpses of interesting ideas -- for instance intimacy for someone who does not like to be touched -- but she only scratches the surface, and throws in glider rides, helicopter crashes, and car chases when she runs out of stuff to write about. It's the -- everything and the kitchen sink -- approach to writing. It was entertaining enough to be accidently humorous in a trainwrecky sort of way. But I have read far worse stuff -- it does exist, and there is a lot of it. [I will never forget the Doctor Who fan fic that was a 12 or so page run-on sentence, displaying a general lack of knowledge about the television program. It was unreadable.]
I'd rather watch 'Rings' again than watch this shit.
This review makes being named Jose odd.
no way Jose 😂😂😂😂😂
Yes! I been waiting since they shredded the first one. Lol
It amazes me that feminists haven't harped on this yet.
The book was written by a female so it'd be more ironic than usual.
OnlyAMan So it's okay for a woman to undermine her own gender but god helps us if a man does the same. This is why I don't like modern day feminism. It hypocritical as fuck.
they have. Back then when the books were released.
I agree, feminism now promotes inequality instead of the equality it was intended to create.
OnlyAMan You can't even call it Feminism anymore. It's sexism disguised as feminism. Women today probably don't even know the actual definition of feminism.
We need more Gertz!!!
I guess porn has finally made it onto the big screen. What the hell is going on in Hollywood? The days when Hollywood was in the business of making movies is over, now it just one gimmick after another.
The sex scenes probably went all the way in the book because I mean this is basically fanfic. but I never read it so idk. Cinema is usually much more conservative so I can imagine they scaled it back.
I hAve been waiting on this review
Did they put plastic on the seats like the first movie?
Im liking the new logo although I think a flatter design would look even better. To match the flat DT logos
New frame? Nice!