My family owned a movie theatre for many years. Over time you pick up the trends with movie releases. One of the trends is if a horror movie comes out in the first quarter or during the summer it's likely gonna suck especially if it's not rated R. Legit horror movies are released during the Halloween season from Mid September through October.
These are the only guys I watch strictly for the entertainment value. It's not some monotonous review pointing out pros and cons, then giving movies B+ etc.
13:08 If I was given the choice of getting my hand cut off or my neck snapped. snapped, I'd rather lose the hand. You can live without a hand, but you can't live without a neck.
I actually had a garbage disposal whose button was at hip-level, so you could accidentally set it off while digging in the sink. I learned to work around it, but visitors set the stupid thing off by accident all the time (but none were hurt!). As dumb as it is, that horror-movie trope really can happen.
The monster of the movie is Clair and breaking her addiction to it. Clair was already evil before she received it..it just brought out her evilness. Cursed objects appear to those who it knows wants revenge
IIRC there _was_ an episode of Afraid of the Dark (I thought it was Goosebumps) with this same premise (or something similar), except it was a spooky thing in a closet in the basement of a dead uncle's house.
from a director of Annabelle, Mortal Kombat Annihilation & Butterfly Effects 2 brings you, Wish Upon. Hollywood should've been dumb him a long time ago.
This movie reminds me of that X-Files episode where Mulder and Scully find a "Genie" and when they asked for world peace, she granted that but it was twisted to where the entire world was devoid of human beings. Just like the two dudes that had the genie wished for one of them to come back from the dead, so he's a zombie. Funny shit, though.
Hey guys, is there any reason why you wont/dont review Netflix movies? I was hoping for a review, at least even on the podcast full form version, for Okja.
At about 17:00 in: You said it, this is just a "Final Destination" rip-off with a new gimmick. I'll wait a few months and then do with it like I did with the Final Destination movies; somebody out there will post the most interesting parts (the deaths) on RUclips and I can just see them without having to suffer through the 'story' ^_^
This movie really was just The Craft, with witch magic replaced by the box, and all 4 girls rolled up into 1 awful one. You had the wish against the mean popular girl, who started deteriorating. You had the wish that a boy would like her, who started stalking her. You had the wish to get rich, which happens by a father/uncle dying and they move into a sweet new place. You had the wish to heal a scar, which were literal scars in The Craft and the dad's mental scar of losing his wife in Wish Upon.
The title Wish Upon brings to mind the Wishmaster series, and I thought this was another one of those films. But, this looks like Final Destination lite.
There are two movies that WISH UPON did established; Final Destination and Hellraiser. But dammit, they made the actress feeling independent throughout this snore fest movie. Why?
You bite your filthy tongue Girts!! Those actors from Scream were very convincing as high school students. And were very likable and charming thanks to the writing.
"it is a final destination movie for people who don't wanna reach that final destination". That line was gold!
Goodwin: Did i see you that night?
Girts: No...
*Girts shirt has a big "No." on it*
Finally rocking that Wedding band.
Congrats Korey!!
Korey IS BACK! I mean, he was only gone for one video, but HE'S BACK! Missed you man!
Double Toasted brings the Goodwin/Girts fan-fiction to your house. TO YOU!
My family owned a movie theatre for many years. Over time you pick up the trends with movie releases. One of the trends is if a horror movie comes out in the first quarter or during the summer it's likely gonna suck especially if it's not rated R. Legit horror movies are released during the Halloween season from Mid September through October.
1:27 LMBOOO The fact his shirt just has a bigass NO on it just takes it to the next level!
Captain Marvelous haha im glad i wasnt the only one who laughed extra hard at that
Captain Marvelous that was something out of Edger Wright Stuff
Aaditya Bhattacharya I was super surprised that they didn't mention it
Captain Marvelous Naw man....I'm digging my man's shirt of Charlie Brown in the MF Doom mask! Where can I get that?!?
These are the only guys I watch strictly for the entertainment value. It's not some monotonous review pointing out pros and cons, then giving movies B+ etc.
Stuart Keating same. Their reviews are always so entertaining
Stuart Keating But sometimes those reviews are actually well thought-out.
You know it's gonna be a good one when it starts out with everyone arguing
Double Toasted reviews of shitty horror movies are the best kinds of reviews.
LMFAO, i can never get tired of these guys ever!!
Congratulations Korey 💙💗💍
I've been stuck in Summer School for a good bit of my break, but y'all have easily made it more bearable. For real, I love your videos! Keep it up!
i feel you me to fucking math man
you guys are underrated and need more exposure!
Kadara Ray preach
"Feed me, Seymour!"
I died, because I was thinking the same thing.
Korey C !!!! My Man got Hitched 😘😘😘😘😘😘
Anyone else notice how the garbage disposal button teleports out of reach?
Ooooh! I didnt even notice that good catch! 😉
I can't tell you all how much your videos pick me up.
"Feed me Seymour, feed me" made me 😂🤣😂
Lol
Congratulations on your wedding Korey! I wish you many years of continued happiness and success!
That Charlie Brown shirt with the DOOM mask tho!!! And congrats Korey!!
There's a mid-credits scene. This movie actually thinks it's a Marvel flick.
HalfKocked Marvel didn't invent the mid credit scene. They just over use it to death.
@HalfKocked Facts I laughed so much harder when I saw that mid credit.....They tried!
This may be one of the best reviews to date. So entertaining!
13:08 If I was given the choice of getting my hand cut off or my neck snapped. snapped, I'd rather lose the hand.
You can live without a hand, but you can't live without a neck.
Reminder that this movie had OVER TWICE THE BUDGET of get out
seconds in and already knew this movie is "some ol' bullshit".
Lawrence Taylor it is a horror movie in 2017...
Lawrence Taylor the thumbnail with the woman's face covered in blood already gave us a clue of what the rating was to to this film 😂.
RalphJr2020 look like spill TN
I actually had a garbage disposal whose button was at hip-level, so you could accidentally set it off while digging in the sink. I learned to work around it, but visitors set the stupid thing off by accident all the time (but none were hurt!). As dumb as it is, that horror-movie trope really can happen.
That Asian 'Kid' you guys are talking about, Ki Hong Lee, looked him up on wikipedia and found out he was born in 1986.
Dem asians.
Bo Xue Asian don't raisin.
Damn! That some good Asian genes.
Wow, why would they hire a 30-year-old? Joey King wasn’t even 18 when they filmed that movie.
Korey is always honest with he review movies
Coleman... never retire. I'm laughing so hard, if I had balls they'd be rolling.
PS. Congratulations!!!
17:18 Love Martin's reaction here. If only Wish Upon actually delivered on its deaths like Final Destination...
I've seen the reviews for this from others. This is definitely going to be funny (popcorn ready)
They have the Asian guy in the movie looking like Chiwetel from doctor strange, "the bill always comes due" lol
20:24 Omfg Martin that was perfect
Congratulations Korey!
"Yeeeeaaahh I agree with pretty much everything you said......"
- Girts.
How she got her neck snapped in the garbage disposal makes no sense to me I’m so confused💀😂😂😂
17:17 This is pure gold.
"this is the easiest check I've ever received"
Next-To-Last Destination
Gabriel Crosley The Penultimate Destination.
More unintentional laughter in the theatre for this movie than screams or gasps. Says it all.
I'd wish for the Black T with the White logo
2 minutes into this review, and definitely not the discussion I was expecting... I ain't even mad!
I Love You Korey! Hope you and your wife have a long happy marriage 💍
I'm Not The Type To Get Involved In A Relationship long, yes. happy, no such thing.
Hopefully. I know she's a good Turkish women so she'll do right by my man Korey.
@@7thsonofbellstar934 It's you, not Korey.
he's got his own lamont .....LMAO 😲
CONGRATS KOREY !!!!!!
Korey is freakin hilarious omg😂😂😂😂😂
The monster of the movie is Clair and breaking her addiction to it. Clair was already evil before she received it..it just brought out her evilness. Cursed objects appear to those who it knows wants revenge
Oh damn are these the guys that used to do the Spill reviews??
IIRC there _was_ an episode of Afraid of the Dark (I thought it was Goosebumps) with this same premise (or something similar), except it was a spooky thing in a closet in the basement of a dead uncle's house.
I know this is a mad late comment, but it's "The Tale of the Dark Music". A classic.
Our theater was laughing so much too. A fun horrible movie!
I'll wish for two Number 9's, a Number 9 Large, a Number 6 with extra Dip, a Number 7, Two Number 45's, one with Cheese, and a large Soda.
Marcus Zyker as long as we don't have to follow that damn train we good.
The broken neck is scarier than the hand. Maybe because of the fear of getting your hair stuck in something.
Oh oh, my Mans Corey got chopped up for the wedding.
sandford and son shit killed me lmao
This sounds like the work of an enemy stand.
This review gave me a new ship.
from a director of Annabelle, Mortal Kombat Annihilation & Butterfly Effects 2 brings you, Wish Upon.
Hollywood should've been dumb him a long time ago.
Aaron Ventura MORTAL KOMBAT!!!!!
This movie reminds me of that X-Files episode where Mulder and Scully find a "Genie" and when they asked for world peace, she granted that but it was twisted to where the entire world was devoid of human beings. Just like the two dudes that had the genie wished for one of them to come back from the dead, so he's a zombie. Funny shit, though.
Korey back lol
17:26 Love Martin's reaction
great to see Ray again.. he should join in on a review sometime.
What movie will this studio do next? Domino Death. Where people get killed from elaborately set up domino displays.
Star Brand shit there’s a truth or dare horror movie out lol
You guys are REALLY making me want to see this! lol
Hey guys, is there any reason why you wont/dont review Netflix movies? I was hoping for a review, at least even on the podcast full form version, for Okja.
29:23 why does it say patrick???
At about 17:00 in: You said it, this is just a "Final Destination" rip-off with a new gimmick. I'll wait a few months and then do with it like I did with the Final Destination movies; somebody out there will post the most interesting parts (the deaths) on RUclips and I can just see them without having to suffer through the 'story' ^_^
This movie really was just The Craft, with witch magic replaced by the box, and all 4 girls rolled up into 1 awful one.
You had the wish against the mean popular girl, who started deteriorating.
You had the wish that a boy would like her, who started stalking her.
You had the wish to get rich, which happens by a father/uncle dying and they move into a sweet new place.
You had the wish to heal a scar, which were literal scars in The Craft and the dad's mental scar of losing his wife in Wish Upon.
Congratulations Korey and I'm going to see this now.
Congrats Korey!!!!
This seems to be an odd pattern.
Why is it that with almost every new horror film that premieres, it fails
No one does great horror anymore.
Who else would still use the box knowing the repercussions? Who else would also try to wish for more wishes?
I'd wish for another box
"Haters gonna hate" - line delivered in the most unironically 'white' fashion possible during this movie. Comedy gold!
if I could draw I'd make a tire with a machete, hockey mask, and bombs streaked from Isis
The title Wish Upon brings to mind the Wishmaster series, and I thought this was another one of those films. But, this looks like Final Destination lite.
best wishes to you and you and your wife korey
Congrats on the wedding!!!
Hol up girts and korey are a couple?
Olumide Sobodu they're a faux-ple
You must be new around here.
its a running joke.
Dude, Coleman is married.
Nah just sex buddies.
There are two movies that WISH UPON did established; Final Destination and Hellraiser. But dammit, they made the actress feeling independent throughout this snore fest movie. Why?
Did you guys watch the Polaroid trailer?
the trailers made me think of Wishmaster
IWannaBeYahtzee3 I thought the same thing.
there's a post credit scene
When they said the director for this also did Mortal Kombat Annihilation, I made the sour face 😵
Korey's got a wedding ban!!!
Congrats Korey :D
I’ve watch this review about four times and realized I’ve never liked it. I am ashamed with myself.
Really? Ki Hong Lee?? They threw in a Korean guy to give instruction on the Chinese wish box???
NoriKGuitar
Hey, at least an Asian got a semi decent role and besides, he's acting.
"Don't you EVEEEEEEER!"
i like when everyone is there
lol they sold me on this movie. I really wanna watch this movie now
girts shirt says it all
congrats my dude
I've been thinking this for a while now, but Korey Goodwin looks like Donald Glover.
Ryan Philipe is looking good
I'm sorry, but the hell's a "Professional Dumpster Diver"?
Is that a first world problem version of a hoarder?
Korey = Dr. Frankenstein
Gertz = Ygor
Do a trailer reaction to "American Satan" summer trailer, coming out in October.
What's the shining thing on your finger Korey?! Oh married man I see hmmmm 😅
You bite your filthy tongue Girts!! Those actors from Scream were very convincing as high school students. And were very likable and charming thanks to the writing.
CobaltT9 yeah but rewatching it the main cast did seem a bit mature for high schoolers
Please do a spoiler review! I'm dying to see this ripped apart more in depth
saw that shit. it wasn't that bad. I didnt remember the garbage disposal scene from the trailer. the neck break was better than losing a hand.