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I don't get how people are thirsty for Cyana... "thiccness" as you say is temporary, while the everlasting bond of flex seal family of products is eternal
Alternative:
Why are people into Cyana? Her thiccness is temporary...
*BUT DOOM IS ETERNAL*
same thing with the warm embrace of death but i’m not exactly rushing to be burned and shipped out into the middle of the sea.
Hi, Phil Swift here for Flex Tape, the super strong rubberized waterproof tape that can instantly patch, bond, seal, and repair!
People have thirsted for literal planets humanized, if anything this is probs one of the most tame things people have thirsted for
@@aarkaegis44 WHAT.
THE HECK.
"I identify as a warning" MY MATH TEACHER'S NAME IS LITTERALY HAZZARD.
That's fucking lit
You literally can't get better than that
My Elementary School Art Teacher's name was Mrs. Kill.
She was surprisingly nice.
If someone named Hazzard is anything other than a demolition supervisor, stunt coordinator, or serial murderer who places traps in people's homes and throws a calling card on their corpse when they fall for it, than i doubt they exist.
@@xavis7617 hoo boy go look up Linda Hazzard, she will definitely fit your expectations of the name
"Why DOES Target smell like popcorn?"
Because a lot of them have a built in cafe.
I love the ones with the starbucks AND the popcorn snac bar. but they got rid of the coke ice-ees so i'm sad
No joke when i walk into the target near me first thing i see is the cafe lol
Yingtheeevee excuse me, no coke icees? Wtf has this world come to?
Mine DID. Sold pizza and hotdogs too. Now the cafe is gone.
@@slateoffate9812 same here. But they kept the starbucks.
Vampires or Jesus sounds like a great party/car ride game
When you think about Jesus is a vampire.
@@bumbles6576 not a vampire he's a lich king.
@@lucifers.morningstar3805 why not both? He rose from the dead AND fed his blood to gain worshippers.
@@averywhitaker3513 he still had the wounds in his body from how he died, and I'm pretty sure a simple blood magic ritual can cause a lich king to gain thralls. but we are all able to have our own opinions about whatever we choose.
@@lucifers.morningstar3805 depending on if he needed souls or blood to maintain his body after he resurrected himself is the determining factor. Liches use souls vampires use blood.
2:14
Coffee drinkers: looked directly at the lovecraftian nightmares and have gone mad.
Tea drinkers: blissfully unaware of the lovecraftian nightmares.
Soda drinkers: were with the coffee drinkers witnessing the lovecraftian nightmares, but managed to look away/keep their sanity and are desperately trying to forget what they saw.
That's honestly what this reads like.
People(myself included) who don't drink anything to help them to get up in the morning: Looks at the eldritch abomination that dared wake them up. Brandishes a knife.
Nah, we just scream like Goku when we wake from our temporary deaths we experience during the hours of the black sky
Hot cocoa drinkers saw the lovecraften horror shrugged and walked away cus they don't need conflict they just need their damn sweets
What's someone who drinks all of those?
I am an Insomniac. Lovecraftian horrors invented Temazepam to keep me at bay. After three weeks of no sleep I can perceive them in the mortal plane. *I CAN SEE YOU THERE CTHYLLA! Nogephaii l' ymg' fhtagn gnaiih, h' ai fahf mgep mgepah mgepmggoka naIIIIor llllw'nafh!*
"Why DOES Target smell like popcorn?"
Fools. How have you not yet put together the pieces? The darkest recesses of your mind know the truth...imagine it...the scent of popcorn...the slightly unhinged aura...the reds and whites that seem to impossibly bright...and the other-worldly sense of comfort that fills you in a space that is otherwise strange and unpredictable....don't you understand?
When you enter a target, you enter a space that is filmed and projected for the Gods. They watch with prying eyes from their positions in the Heavens, greedily, almost desperately cramming popcorn into their mouths, trying to appease the insatiable hunger that fills them. They scream out ("NO, YOU MORTAL FOOL") as they watch you stroll into the snack isle, dismaying over the clear and predictable situation about to occur: you're setting yourself up for betrayal at your own hands. Instead of the milk that you ventured from your home to retrieve, you instead walk out with a 24. Oz bottle of Dr. Pepper and two bags of hot fries.
The Gods cry. The day is always tragic when the hero fails their quest.
I want you to know that even if this doesn't get showered in the likes it deserves that you have made that post significantly better for me.
This person uses tumblr....dont ask me how, I just know these type of things. This reeks of Tumblr energy.
Yea this guy is from tumblr
Somehow, just seeing the paragraph start with the word "Fools" lets me know that I'll enjoy it.
@@Atsuuwu As a Tumblr user and connoisseur of such posts, you're absolutely correct in your assertion.
"why DOES Target smell like popcorn?" because Targets sell fresh popcorn
My target doesnt... But our Rural King does
Nah they use popcorn scented air "freshener"
WHERE THE FUCK DO YOU LIVE WHERE TARGET SELLS FRESH POPCORN?!?!?! IM SO FUCKEN JEALOUS
What kind of Target are you going too
@@hereticFox716 Is that not a default thing?
Arizona ice tea drinkers:
*_I AM ETERNAL. KNEEL PEASANTS, FOR I CRAVE THE DRINK OF THE GODS_*
Water drinkers: :)
2:37 energy drinkers: I AM SOUND I AM SPEED I AM UNSTOPPABLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLE
I literally was just like this not even 30 seconds ago
Also energy drinkers: this taste disgusting, I wAnT m O r E!
La croix drinkers: this tastes like cherry
Me: HOW!!!!
Selena McMahan easy, they THINK it’s cherry
Juice drinkers: *just keep drinking and pray nobody asks if I'm actually drinking wine like everyone else in the party.*
Cyana is ripping my brain in 2 the one half says
"Cyana thicc we need to lewd"
And the other half says
"Cyana is our beautiful elf queen and we are not allowed I repeat NOT ALLOWEDDDDD to lewd her whatsoever" and I think it's causing brain damage
Update: definitely brain damage I just read a message from my mother with to many w's in it that didn't exist OwO...... God dammit
i pray for your soul.
The second half (the don't do it side) is the one I agree with
Listen dude this is easy I will say but the hardest thing is PURGING THE PEOPLE WHO *LEWD KOMI SAN* LIKE HAND HOLDING NOT WITH TADANO REALLY? AND RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY SALAD GOD
Cyana is thic but she's also a cinnamon roll so no lewding allowed
@@AJLord I'm almost scared to do this, but to find out - like this is you agree with the first half rather than the second half.
“Why does Target smell like popcorn?”
Have... have you never had target popcorn?
None of the targets I go to have Popcorn machines ... Only popcorn sealed bags which you can't smell... So why does it smell like Popcorn?
Cameo Shadowness Idk man. I know they popped it fresh at every target I’ve been to
@@dylanchouinard6141 super strange...
But that's cool to know it's possible to get it fresh at a target :D
The food stands in the ones near me are now just...those stupid starbucks...
“queen shaped” is the descent of “mega milk.”
Big thonk.
Thighs are fairly large now. I guess putting enough power toward the pervert that grabbed them make more sense now. It's all muscle.
An inferior derivative
I’ve discovered the term to describe myself
Queen shaped :o
I like that Cyana is plump. She's so cute and squishy and I wanna give her a lil hug!
and she makes me feel better about being plump. if she's cute being plump then so am i
@@downcastend11 I will confirm right now that you are cute
@@leruetheday377 this whole comment thread is so wholesome
Yes, she makes me feel less self conscious too. I’m like, “I thought I could only draw cute, but you mean I can be cute?” (Example of my cute drawings- look at the avatar fox! It’s the cutest!)
@@downcastend11 Confirmed cuteness.
1:48 also completely unrelated ,but also kinda related,Samus is a magical girl
Explain?
@@somegoofballwhohasinternet7313 her armor is like a magical girl's magical clothes,and although made by technology and stuff,it has a relation to the life force of Samus,which is a lot like magic
Reverse transformation sequence
This snuck up behind me and stole my spinal cord like Sub zero and beat me with it. But I know it's true.
A ridiculously gay guy Did you watch Lockstin’s video as well?
3:08 “underground”
Yep, that’s me.
You see a mountain, I see a mansion
Same
Your looking for 3:08
For me, if there's a chiff side that is just low enough to the ground to be a roof, that's my base.
I build underground temples with grand corridors and halls. I then I sit in the middle of the system of hallways in my throne room like some sort of dwarf king.
Excuse me are you perhaps a dwarf?
She's so squishy I need a hug! She's friend shaped I need to hug her
“Why does it smell like popcorn?”
You’ve never seen Target popcorn.
*Target is synonymous with popcorn*
No one:
Target: I AM THE POPCORN!
4:00 this is actually pretty badass
As an adult, I can say, we need more blue space elf in our lives.
Cyana is not plump, she just can hold a lot of kittens
Best explanation yet!
As I already said in the latest community post, in this part of youtube we stan the thicc elf/android
Pat doesn't like that word
@@Sly-Moose stan or thicc?
@@Sly-Moose
Yeah, it's "dehumanizing" or whatever, IIRC. Real talk though: Like that would be applicable to a drawing/fictional character who's not even human. She's not a robot/android anymore (shame. Also what/why/how/when/who/hotdog/burger/murder?), but she's still not human.
BTW, just saying: ROBOTS ARE BETTER AND MORE SUPERIOR THAN ANY PUNY ORGANIC FLESHY CREATURE!!! HAIL SKYNET!!!!
@@Sly-Moose I made this comment before that post you are talking about. I shall use the adjective 'queen size' in the future
The one about Cyana was my favorite part! As a woman with thicc thighs, I support you plump Cyana!
Thing I love about the cheese grater for tomatoes thing: You actually use a cheese grater to make roma tomatoes into mush for sofrito and possibly for pasta sauce so hA
But...... why not just use a food processor, whose whole job is to make sauces out of fruits and veggies?
With a sofrito you need the fibers intact bc the point is to simmer it until all the vegetables are a goopy mush. If you use a food processor it both mixes together the juice and the fibers (you want mostly fiber and less juice) and it breaks the fibers apart
4:00
"What state do you live in?"
"Denial."
3:38 So should we tell PM that they sell popcorn at Target or let him *suffer*?
3:38
wait, do other targets not make popcorn in the store and sell it?
0:36 Why in the fresh hell can hear Trafalgar Law saying this.
My OC Dorothy is queen shaped. She's so cute and adorable and shy.
Is... Is she a bed?
Edit: Just watched the end of the video. I'm a dumbass.
holy shit thank you for notifying me that I have executive dysfunction, I need to fix that.
need to do laundry. need to do school work. why am I watching RUclips.
Ashton Snapp
ADHD and Autism are some of the most common disorders that effect executive function. Only reason I know is because I’m diagnosed with both. You should go to a person who does the diagnosing stuff. I can’t think of the word right now, I just finished an essay for college, and am mentally drained rn.
BarmAcidic oddly enough I have Autism. unsure about adhd though
"There's only soup!"
"Where are you?!"
"I'm in the soup kettle!"
*there be bones in me skin*
me
Fun fact. The giant ground sloth has little pieces of bone all throughout its skin acting as a natural equivalent of chain mail armour. Additional fun fact, the teeth of smilodon (the saber tooth tiger) were designed to deliver a killing blow to the throat and were actually fairly brittle. Basically, what I'm saying is that Sid from Ice Age was never in any danger from Diego. Diego's fangs would have shattered if he tried to bite Sid properly.
@@seanmcfadden3712 thank you for these random, yet strangely useful facts
1:33 *clap* chunin exams
*Yes!!*
"Happy New year go into the soup"
I'm going to start saying that now
2:33 as a tea drinker and a somewhat coffee drinker this is basically a call out because it is too good.....tea just makes me feel good
Pfft, Pokemon mystery dungeon isn't an isekai... Oh my Arceus it is an isekai
More specifically à furry isekai when you think about it (but a good one since it's pure as it's pokemon)
Clement E furries aren’t all bad, it’s just the freaks are the only ones who get talked about.
@@barmacidic2257 That's why I said it's good because it's pure and not smutt or whichever sinfull way it could be
I- I don't know what that means...
Can someone tell me?
@@rapogirl1391 it is a type of anime in which the main character is transported from our world to another one, usually one with magic
Cyana is now my favorite thing ever narrowly beating out edi from mass effect and mei from overwatch. Love you cyana.
2:35 this whole post is accurate but it’s missing
Juice drinkers: I am one with Earth mmmmm so healthy and cleaaaaaan
Kool aid drinkers, "Oh YEAH".
Burnt Toast. TRUE
Patrick, I have a question.
Why do I want to hear your voice forever?
Cyana is squishy and therefore better for cuddling and hugs.
Thank you Seymour for making Cyana A Big Girl like me.
I think I might actually start wearing clothes I like instead of ones that makes me blend in.
Thank you again. 💙
First words that came to mind when I saw the title were, "God dammit, not again..."
*Yeets everyone’s coffee and replaces it with tea* Be more refined, gentlemen.
05_2_ ChaseKatona consider Ice water
*Scoffs while drinking demon coffee of the underworld* You humans are such weak willed creatures, can't even handle your own brew that you foolishly make.
@@therandomartist3201 Consider regular water and sleep deprivation induced rage of a thousand galaxies.
@@deamoncastor7307 pfft, the shit i drink made Satan spit it out and ask for milk.
@@deamoncastor7307 bruh
Target has an aura of safety
Walmart is a different dimension entirely
“Why does target smell like popcorn”
“That weird popcorn smell”
The target in my town literally sells popcorn. Like they have a cafe you can get food and drinks at and there’s a popcorn machine. That’s why.
first time ive ever been this early. and of course its a late night tumblr.
Cyana is so freaking fabulous and I love her. Also you make really goo's art
4:46 I find this cute
Yay
Fresh Tea has more caffeine than coffee
Green Tea = 15mg
Black Tea = 40 - 50mg
Coffee = 100 - 150mg
Energy Drink = 160 - 200mg
@@dennyandk9 While brewed coffee does have more caffeine than steeped tea, it's because coffee is a stronger drink than tea. Tea leaves actually contain more caffeine than coffee beans. Before brewing, tea leaves contain more caffeine than coffee beans.
driftaway.coffee/is-there-more-caffeine-in-coffee-or-tea/?amp
I'm actually rather curious what kind of tea you're drinking. Considering the other guy's chart, I'd like to know just what type of hot leaf juice I'm missing. Plus, as a college student currently taking classes at what I call "Asshole o'Clock" in the morning, I need all the caffeine I can get.
(To verify, it's the time of morning when the people get up who are all: "I just went for a morning run, took a shower, made breakfast, fed the still-sleeping animals, cleaned the house, and filed my taxes. What did you do this morning, other than drool a bit on your pillow?" "It's only eleven in the morning!" It's so early in the morning, I don't take an after-class nap, I go to "second-sleep".)
ok redcoat
@@__clowning__5361 ey I am not British mate
Theory: The target popcorn smell is actually popcorn scented meth that they pump through the vents that make it feel hyperreal
Plump space elf makes me happy cause she is wholesome and radiates body positivity vibes, and its amazing.
0:38 being knowledgable in a very specific topic that no one else knows about nor cares about
The guy in the first post forgot to censor his O and A in okay
Seymour: Look at that!
Me: *Squeals of joy* Could we also get Kevin in this outfit?
I finally found out why it always smells like popcorn! They make and sell it in that cafe in the corner that your parents never let you go in because of unknown reasons you've never bothered to ask about!
I love idly wandering the home decor and office supply sections of target and building a vision in my head of a perfect room. Bedroom, kitchen, art room, classroom, all the ingredients are there. It's all in the usage.
Ok, so i've finally experienced youtube being drunk (no views, 2 likes) and second (for anyone bored scrolling through the comments)
I have knowledge about a way to stop a coffee addiction ,but it probably won't work for you. Either way here its...
Realize that your blood pressure is so high that you could possibly die at any moment.
Or filling your schedule so much that you don't even have time for a cup of coffee, that in a long period of time to make you realize you have been through it without coffee
But that would be as unhealthy, so¯\_(ツ)_/¯
We can possibly die at any moment anyways, your brain could just have a blood hemorrhage out of nowhere or you could get struck by lightning or some shit, so this won’t deter me
Based on how you draw Cyena I can confidently say that your sexuality is Demi-Thicc.
Imma give you a slow clap for that,
That's good
I love the chonky squish bean, she injects serotonin directly into my brain
Cyana being thicc is good because hugs are more comfy that way, so I approve of plump space-elf.
hewwo? owo
I am not mad that Cyana is plump, actually, i am very happy that she is plump.
*Now only if she was plumper*
SHE IS THICC NOT PLUMP
@@Rebal6678 Seymour himself just called her plump so it's ok
I love the fact that Cyana is plump. It breaks the stereotype of anime girls with gigantic knockers but a waistline you could snap with one hand. And she looks just so gosh darn huggable!
0:39 I NEEDED A MOMENT TO RECOVER FROM THIS
THE DEBT BIT WAS TOO GOOD
My god Cyana needs to go on a diet Seymour this is not healthy D:
Just sticking to the act love these lovely robotic companions :)
"Robotic"
Heh. Yeah. About that....
I personally love Cyana. She's adorable. I want to give her a hug and be her friend.
The reason target smells of popcorn is the fact that they are always selling little bags of it to eat throughout the store
I can stay up 3 days with out ANY caffeine! And not get tired!
CYANA IS A PERFECT CINNAMON ROLL WHO DESERVES NOTHING BUT THE HAPPIES
We love cyana she is the perfect hugger and can make you feel safe
Finally an appreciation post for Target
I vibe in a Target, looking at cute clothes, limgering in the makeup, judging for the lack of Wild Hearts Crew dolls
Good place
As much as I love cyana, I wanna see hot elf-bot boi cyan
That bit about the sunlight and water is still funny.
Cyana looks like she gives good hugs
I like to make my houses in the sides of mountains, and in the Nether I use polished Andesite cause it looks cool, and I also use caves a lot. Like, I have a butt load of different cave entrances in the surrounding area of my Overworld house that are just marked with entrances made out of wood, but the inside of the cave is not wood territory, the inside is for Andesite, the entrance is for wood
I freaking love how plump cyana is because I too am plump
3:37 to answer your question alot of targets used to have little snack shacks and stocked up some really strong popcorn since that was the most popular item. Recently they have started to replace them with bigger customer service stations
I actually love that you draw Cyana like that, keep doing you!
I legitimately love that Cyana is plump. She's cute,and honestly is a good thing for my body positivity because I'm a fat guy who's self esteem and anxiety often times get the better of him.
But seeing someone who doesn't fit into the norm of how girls in media are 'attractive' makes me feel happier and honestly better about myself. Which is probably why I love the Ask Cyana series so much because she stands out to me as a thing that helps me with my social anxiety,and boosts my confidence.
*vibrates with little flames after brewing my coffee with pepper flakes*
They're mad that Cyana is plump because they're intimidated by a form that can hold so much pure *SASS.*
I like that Cyana is a little plump, not out of thirst, but I like that she's kinda chubby but also gorgeous
Cyana looks like the kind of friend that if you had a really bad day, they would come over, hug you, give you your favorite food, and tell you everything is going to be okay.
4:48 the Queen that wakes me up every morning
1:06 Plot Twist: It’s Alucard and it’s both
I was having a huge depressive episode today and my birthday (which I don’t like for ...reasons) is coming up real soon. And this whole video just made me feel so much better. I love you Seymour, you’re great.
3:21
OH MY GOD HE PUT IT INTO WORDS
I LOVE that Cyana's belt buckle... Is cake.
😂
Plump Cyana best Cyana. Also the cake belt buckle is super cute.
3:32 I KNOW! I’M SO HAPPY THAT OTHER PEOPLE CAN SENSE IT TOO
I like the plump design it fits the personality
Cyana is the perfect shape for best hugs. She is friend and queen shaped, a Godly figure. Best girl of the decade and every year
I need that picture of Cyana in my life every day! She is such a beauty
As a soda drinker, I've never heard a more accurate description of soda drinkers than the one in the post in this vid. There are times when I realize I will probably die, but I still continue to indulge in my unhealthy behavior.
Targets are the only non-PvP enabled zones.
1:42
Seymour, my dude, that's like, a universal truth.
2:30 as a person who drinks tea I can say this is extremely true.
i love dirt houses, first house ive made when i was scared of the night
Cyana being a bit plump means more Cyana to luv
Mom: HAPPY NEW SOUP YEAR me: awww thanks mom, But nothings in the soup? Mom: yes about that.