Finding Nemo explained by an idiot
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- Опубликовано: 23 июл 2021
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#FindingNemo #HighBoi #MovieRecap 
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Things people haven't figured out-
1- Meaning of life
2- Existence of God
3- High Boi rating system
I’m so high that I’ve figured out the rating system
@@crocowithaglocko5876 So what stuff to understand his rating?
@@nangboonleng6326 all of them
@@nangboonleng6326 make sure to smoke more weeds
You are forgetting one thing. When it comes to Americans we also haven’t figured out basic geography and think Africa is a country
“Because nemo was depresso espresso” that killed me
Hecker your here
HEKERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Heyyy Hecker how is beluga
HECKER
@@Arsnichron riCkRolLing
"fuck, I'll never be able to tap my son's ass"
had me spitting and simultaneously almost choking on my own spit.
same, this is the best 2 layer joke I've ever heard
Actually, Merlin would turn into a female, and his ass would be tapped by Nemo.
ok, now it's 2 layer + plot twist
Same except I spit out sprite on my table
That's because you subconsciously wanted to die after hearing that.
4:59 the joke of Dory saying "F**k yo son" going directly before High Boi describing Nemo as "the f**ked son" is so discreet yet so hilarious.
"how confusing do you want you're ratings to be?"
"YES"
Welcome to the joke! Please, take a seat.
dont mind me just waiting for a fight to happen
we love anime
@@natsuki9570 I too see the possibility for it 🍿
Giving an answer, but not.
It’s ingenious I tell you, ingenious.
“Sigma male grindset: never help crippled children” absolutely choked me.
I love how he used the audio always used in those insta satire post😂
Probably the best version of that meme I've seen yet.
Time stamp
Made me cry in my break room, I sound like a dying animal in here
Big A
How this man manages to demonetise a video of him recapping a family friendly movie is beyond my mortal comprehension
The secret ingredient is swear words
did you watch it on mute, or what?
Cause you lack all comprehension
@@Dave1507 that excuse doesn't even work the video has fucking subtitles built into the video....
Probably copyright &hit
By the way, when a ship's hull crushes the metal horn, it cracks the vial inside it, allowing the acid to run down a tube and into a lead-acid battery that until then contained no acid electrolyte until then. This energizes the battery, which makes the mine go kaput
Cool
I only understood that last sentence.
@@Slpdprvd-lm1os basically stuff break, liquid mix, BOOM
@@Dsd2612S ok thank you
I only understood this because I remember learning about the anatomy of a dry cell battery from my Junior Year Physical Science class in High School.
"Dumbass uncooked fish finger"
I'm stealing this
Absolute gold
Finding nemo in minecraft?
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Fishus
Holy beejesus how the fuq did I read this at the EXACT time he said it
@@opxx6910 why do I click links and what did I just see
"Another one pops up and flashbanged him"
Ah yes, typical csgo match.
Underrated comment
Or a warzone solo match
The candellas be like
Valorant is trash i wanna go back to cs go where I'm not complete dogshit
Lmao
For anyone wondering what his actual score is I have deduced that it is a 5.8/10. The method at which I came to this conclusion is as follows: Assuming 1 straw kills one turtle and you have 9 turtles and 3.8 straws that means you have 5.2/9 of the turtles left which in decimal form is 0.57777 repeating which can be rounded up to 0.58 for simplicity. You then convert this back to Fraction form Which is how you come up with the score 5.8/10
I love when people do this it is super fascinating seeing how people worked it out good work keep it up
LMAO
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Nerd. 😊
😊
I love that the crab interrogation is still gold on its own, even now
"Never help crippled children"
-thats another quote to add to the Art Of The Sigma book.
Uncle?
@@gusmarston7864 YO WTF LMFAO
Family reunion
Who knows. Maybe the crippled children can shoot theyre nails by using a corpse part of jeSUS.
@@siralex9143 what?
High Boi: "Retarded fishes"
High Boi 2 minutes later: "Fucking genious fishis"
TBH when I saw this movie, I was also surprised how smart the fish were at some parts and how completely dumb they were at other parts.
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You are correct, it takes more than a tap to trigger those types of contact naval mines. They have what are known as “hertz horns” (the spiky thing) and they trigger when a glass vile inside of them breaks due to impact
So uh, call me uneducated etc. but if a submarine were to hit one it is sure to be sunken right after, right? I mean how big is the real life explosion?
5:28 the plan works, they made a whole gameboy game about it.
and here is proof of said game existing
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"finding Nemo explained by a genius" is a more accurate title
yes
Yeeeee
yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
U know it
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
I can only imagine “Bambi” explained by this genius
A true piece of art
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the hunter be like first blood one shot one kill +500xp
"And the bitch got 360 no scoped, who didn't see that coming"
@@timothylynch6074 I can literally hear him saying that😂
@@aboma733 stop spammer
This is like the best way to rewatch a movie if you don't actually want to sit through the whole thing, superb my guy
I remember watching this movie for the first time when I was like five and I didn’t even realise that it was set in my home country. I still respect this movie for being the only Pixar movie, hell I think the only DISNEY movie set in Australia.
Rescuers Down Under, a childhood favorite of mine, is another disney movie set in Australia
It took me a while to realize that since sea turtles eat jellyfish, that's probably how Crush found the two so easily
Intelligence 100
EEEEEE
Iq 2000
I guess some dark shit has to be unseen in kids movies
@@adriani.m4163 as opposed to the two main characters nearly dying multiple times throughout the movie?
“Sorry, I was murdering another national treasure, what can I help you with?”
I need you to steal the Declaration of Independence so you can restore your father's honor
need you to get me the time stone
I need help replacing the nose on the Statue of Liberty
We need your help stopping a possible future terrorist attack
I need you to kill john wick's dog
6:48
OMG its the teenage mutant ninja turtles on meth!!!!
Naw bud, Crush's on that weeeed
4:36 I give this poster a 2 feesh out of 1 fish chicken smoker teen
I think everyone agrees that anyone who's ever watched this movie absolutely despises that little girl.
yeah, tho i kinda get her it’s not her fault
true
You are everywhere, how
Nice mustache
@player 2 I will obliterate both equally
“Sorry, I was murdering another national treasure, what can I help you with?”
RIP My boi Steve
It’s such a funny, dark but funny joke
I dont get it can you explain?
@@quirinmuller8722 Steve Irwin died after being impaled by a stingray during an episode of his show. The footage of his death was destroyed by request of Irwin's family.
@@Bzons Oooh. Thanks lmao makes more sense now
Im addicted to your videos. I've watched this like fkn 20 times and still cant stop.
10:35 “end of quick time events” killed me
Grindset sigma male Gill says “never help crippled children.” I felt that.
Same. #Relatable #SigmaGrindset 😔
sigma fish daily routine
- wake up
- swim
- refuse to help emotionally damaged and scared younger fish
- go to sleep
I strive to be that one day
Somebody called?
@@CallingSkoot sigma balls grindset
Nemo's alternative title:
When you Dad is incapable of grabbing the milk so you do it for him.
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atleast now he wont go to grab milk for 30 years
@@Krim4444 I mean its better than dory going, She'd 1 prolly get cereal and forget who you are 😂
@@terrexa3423 well if you win the lottery I bet she remembers of it all the time
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okay so, he WAS correct when he said the stuff about the mines, where they explode when pressure is applied to the pins, but... that is a sunken battleship. sunken battleships typically dont have torpedo primer removed from the torpedoes, which means they'd still go boom, and since those mines are also active, they go boom too.
That is very clealry a ww2/cold war era submarine
“Sigma male grindset
Never help crippled children”
That fish is a true sigma
High boi started the trend lol
Haha
do u guys know the music on 4:04 ?
@@ZondaX3 sigma music
@@GeezSus k ty, it sounds cool lol
I never realized the crack innuendo of Bruce sniffing Dory's blood. His pupils even dilate.
Have you heard of the ratchet and clank series? Most of the games are rated E for Everyone yet there are so many sexual innuendos even in the titles 😂
@@Flome810 The ole glory hole
takes a cracky to understand a cracky
I never realized nemo had a fukd fin
Like catnip but opposite effect
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I only found you today but it 2 took videos for me to subscribe to this absolute genius 😂 you're one amazing guy.
I absolutely love your videos 😂
"The bubbly wubbly bit"
*lip smack*
God I'll never leave this channel
I love ur name and pfp
@@josephlibby5233
Tysm
@@josephlibby5233 same here
I would like but it’s at 69
Lol, same
"This ass flap of a fish, that killed my boy Steve Irwin"
Best line in the whole video
You know what sucks he died on my birthday September 4th
"Sorry, I was murdering another national treasure, what can I help you with?"
@@manelmoyano7080 lol
Except that that is a manta-ray and not a stingray.
I love how you use different color for the character's dialogue
Really make them stand out
I was just impressed that Pixar had basically all the accurate details on the Gato class boat (The Submarine) that the sharks held their "AA" meeting in. Very good attention to detail
i’ve never been more hyped to watch a crackhead movie reviewer
😂
Same
Shrek, my lord
Y - S ame
WE'VE
He claims he's an idiot, but he seems pretty educated in physics and stuff.
I think in one of his Q&A videos he said he's a computer science major.
That’s what makes him an idiot.
Sometimes the most genius is crazy
That's why he said himself stupid
He watches movies with da science in it. He smarted up.
Also he points out every plot hole
i love how when i'm done watching one of his videos i immediately get a recommendation for that same movie on youtube movies
3:11
I think torpedoes, even those old-ass ones, have a physical fuse at the end that activated (which has a tendency to do so in real life).
Bruce the shark might've just been lucky with the fuse or just E rated movie and the fuse hit the mine and triggered a massive Dresden-style detonation of that area.
Also, Balao-class submarine.
“He didn’t get the memo or nemo”
“Ha ha ha ha kill me”
Seriously anything this dude says I laugh god his way he makes everyone laugh js amazing 😂
Yeah me too
This comment had 444 likes before I liked it
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He didnt say nemo
True
The quote "Faken Stoopid Wamen" is never going to exit my mind.
Sounds real faken stoopid wamen
@@BroadcastingCN LMAO
Same.
Lol
Ur future is not looking good my friend lol
Man I love it the way u say dory’s amazing crab interrogation ‘n + at 11:57 when u said pop da bag I was thinking the exact thing when I first watched the movie when I was 4 years old
What i like about high boi is that he doesnt try. All the jokes come off naturally
and when the world needed him most HE RETURNED.
YEEEEEEEEE
@Sol Cascado cmon man i was just trying to be funny
Yes
@Sol Cascado mans just jealous u have likes dualwave keep crying sol
LIT.
Apparently the mines only go off if one of the spikes gets crushed. It’s full of acid that flows into the mine when the spike gets crushed. The acid completes a battery inside the mine and it explodes.
wow, that's pretty cool
Cool I've always wondered how mines work
It was probably the torpedo that triggered the explosion
Man, I've always wondered how mines work.
I like how all the responses look the same but "THE MORE U KNOW"
4:24
twench lol im sorry it was funny :)
Can’t count the number of times I’ve had to pause one of this dude’s videos because I’m laughing too hard to keep up
I love how you only “ruined our childhood” by saying clownfish can switch genders to make more babies, but not that barracudas (the fish that “killed” all the babies) don’t kill clownfish, but other clownfish do. So Marlin made up the story of the barracuda because his wife ate all the babies.
She just wanted to have a post-birth abortion
@@malindataylor5285 And a snack. Two in one!
they don't eat EGGS, but she (somehow) didn't know that, so the barracuda attacked her, and all the eggs (except for Nemo's ofc) were destroyed in the skirmish. Plus, barracudas DO eat clown fish, it's just a rare occurrence.
Sorry, dude. MatPat and the Film Theorists beat you to the punch with both of those points.
Someone watches Film Theory
“Marlin wakes up on this chill ass turtle, zoinked out of his mind”
On seaweed.
Come on, missed opportunity.
There is a special string of it that is nice
They are actually high off of jellyfish.
@@gmbill6831 the stinging has caused our pain cells to become so numb that we can express any other thing besides chill ness
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"For the love of a$$" got me off my bed lol
watching this while high is confusing but entertaining love the content 😊
This channel has the only rating system that I can endorse.
9 turtles out of 3.8 plastic straws.
@@Flome810 the only time he uses a rating system that WE dont understand is when he rated Wall-EEEEEEEE like what is 10 outta 10 bro it should be 69 wall-EEEEEEEEE's used out of 69,420 hoomans
@@Flome810 Yo my guy how the heck you just gonna be Sokka, I been bingeing the crap out of ATLA.
@@dankymemerson237 I’ve watched the show twice.
Fun fact: There are only 10 dentists at any given time, and one of them comes from a long line of people who just in general hate all toothpaste.
Toothpaste deniers
What irks me the most is that we always hear about what those 9 dentists think, but we never really get to hear what that other one really thinks.
9 out of 10 dentists agree that the 10th dentist should really chill out
the tenth guy just hates the flavour
@@enjerth78 the 10th one is an actually decent human being who does not get paid to advertise the useless pharma products
and generally opts in for a natural tooth cleaning method...iguess
11:39 THAT WHAT I THOUGHT
High Boi. Military enthusiast here. You're right about the land mines. In order for a naval mine, or even landmine to detonate, the fuse would have to be pushed in. It's the same as letting go of the spoon to a grenade.
"Sorry i was murdering another national treasure" 😂😂
Best line
“9 turtles out of 3.8 plastic straws” sounds like a very dark statistic
Indeed. Should we break it down?
@@JCKmusicandmore Go for it
@@JCKmusicandmore Is that a reference to microplastics breaking down?
@@LaniakeaDenizen ;)
9 turtles divided by 3.8 plastic straws equals 2.36, meaning theoretically that 2.36 (rounded down, 2, with a bit left over to make an extra number at the end) turtles could be killed for each plastic straw in their habitat, the water.
Thus, 2 turtles × 3.8 -》4 straws=8 deaths out of the 9 turtles there...until the remainder is factored in.
9 deaths out of 9. A 100% mortality rate.
But that also equals 100% movie rating...so noice :)
i watched ONE of his videos i now i LOVE this channel
wow those quicktime events got my heart racing like i was actually watching it deadass
Scarface explained by an Idiot would be a certified classic
Ayo
Agreed
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Hi
"I want the World chico,and everything in it"
“Home dawg is zoinked out of his mind”
My new favorite quote
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@@opxx6910 why?
Cremo, nemo, memo, emo, Chemo. Man the way you included all those so unexpectedly lmfaooooo got me every time
1:55 I died because of the edit you did when Nemo whacked the boat. XD.
"Sigma male Grindset:
Never help cripple children"
Something to live by definitely
@Second Finish Studios Sergio Valentino - Drive Forever
4:04
Big A would be proud.
THAT WAS op
lol
i love how the punch line of every episode slowly turned into: "depresso espresso"
I know right
Bro crazy on that seaweed 🔥 6:43
I sat there looking at the thumbnail for WAAYYYY to long 😂
“She didn’t get the ME-MO hahahaha kill me”
Me: same
Lol
woah
nobody:
highboi: flippin kill me
me: fliPpInG kiLl mE BiAtCh
Best discovered channel of 2021!
Ikr bro literally gained 1mil in a month
I hope you see this I'm a huge fan of your old little shop videos on apex
Highly agreeed😆
@@Smell-yer-maw yes he did lmao 😂 I subbed to him at 50k then his shit just took off by the next day and went to 980k
@@get_my_damn_potato5461 ikr every day he was gaining 100k at one point
this needs to have more views and likes than never gonna give u up bruh ive alr watched it 5 times in 2 weeks
its 1 am and i have to make a movie review about finding nemo and this is what im watching
This guy is trying to disguise himself as an idiot and then conquer the world when we are unaware of it .
SHHHHHHHHHHH DONT SPOIL HIS PLAN
Yes
*Kill the child, he knows to much*
* radio to a.b idiot, radio to a.b idiot, they know. Take the shot *
Just like Commodus, from ancient Rome. Pretends to be slow so he won't get to be Emporer, Prototian Guard appoint him Emporer because they think he's slow do they'll actually run the Empire. Nice.
"home dawg is fukin zoinked out of his mind"
got me rollin'
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this is so helpful ive seen this movie 3 times and i never knew what happened
i love the trope where you give nemo a different name every time he is anywhere
The mines have a tiny pressure point thats kinda like a red button. And the button has a very weak pressure point meaning anything(thats not water) that hits it will cause the mine to go kaboom.
Some have a magnetic fuze
So they cant go past a special dept?
@@Geyrider no they sit close to the surface and when a ship comes close to them they explode
isn't it a chemical trigger? A glass vial inside of the horns breaks when something crashes into it?
@@Geyrider well putting them very deep would be useless wouldn’t it?
how many words sound like *nemo* ??
high boi: _yes_
Eeefjjg my t of F J gg my d is F off de end ye gg it did is I’m mo
2:55 bro I died laughing, high boi is the best youtuber of all time!
1:03 why man, I love this teacher and I love Stingrays and Steve Irwin...why did you have to make me cry at work man?
The way he keeps calling Nemo different things that rhyme with his name throughout the video keeps killing me over and over again
HE said fabio perfectly, damn FInding Chelonia Fans
Fabio lol
cheemo, queefo,feemo, supremo
Dory did the same thing
memo, cheemo, queefo, femmo ,supremo and the f**ked son
"This movie gets 9 turtles out of 3.8 plastic straws"
- High Boi
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Yeah, it WAS a pretty good movie.
That hit marker when Nemo touched the boat... brilliant. lol
{0:01} Its not even 5 seconds in and i'm dying 😂😂
YESSSS! Love it when you do Disney films
Same
Shrek
Edit : Shrek
Yes random verified person
Wtf I haven't seen your channel in years! Last watched when you did crate unboxing
Hi
calls himself an idiot every video but in most of his videos he makes the creators look dumb, Nice Work Soldier.
-sun tzu
High boi's intelligence is more advanced than us
love the evolution of nemo’s name throughout the vid
I can't stop watching thesexD
"fucking dumbass uncooked fish finger" that's the best quote I've heard 😂
Faxx
timestamp?
lol 🤣
Literally as soon as i heard him say that I went straight to the comments to see if anybody else thought that was funny.. and there ya go 😂
@@cookielordplays9933 2:13
This guy is addictive af, I literally found him a month ago and binged all of his 51 vids...
Find him at 15k, watched all his videos. Hidden gem
Same but my head hurts
@@frankcastle1862 that means you doing it right
@@lxlrvfx1764 I am sad I never knew him before :(
Love the picture in the background!😂😂
“9 turtles out of 3.5 plastic straws” -that pretty good...
Stingray: "Sorry I was murdering another national treasure"
...Ooof
I keep forgetting that a Stingray killed Steve Irwin and not a Manta-ray because I always get those two animals confused, and unlike PETA I’m respectful towards Steve Irwin during his birthday.
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"Then Satan himself arrives" - same feeling when I watched the movie.
That one annoying kid coming over to see what you’re playing at recess:
That thumbnail is the best thing ever. XD
3:10 These mines are triggered by the influence of a ship or submarine, rather than direct contact. Such mines incorporate electronic sensors designed to detect the presence of a vessel and detonate when it comes within the blast range of the warhead.