Chris Chan stress sighing for 3 minutes
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- Опубликовано: 16 окт 2024
- Capping off the completely unnecessary compilations of Christine Chandler (fka Christian Weston Chandler) raging and singing, I p̶r̶o̶u̶d̶l̶y̶ present yet another assault on the ears - a compilation of Chris Chan's "stress sighs" throughout the years.
“During the hearing, Chris farted loudly and wetly, and followed it up with a stress sigh.”
-Geno Samuel in Chris Chan, A Comprehensive History - Part 45.
I just came from that exact video. What a disgusting waste of space
I highly doubt that was a fart
Imagine bob, as his last moments hear a wet fart and the stressed sigh of his child before he died.
This is what the other inmates hear everyday from Chris's cell.😬
If not him trying to "break the Iron Curtain"
He's not in jail, he's in a mental facility
Not funny, gtfo 👈🤦
It’s also what Chris’ mom heard before he went to jail
@@vampvhs 💀💀
You should do a compilation of all the times Chris has stopped mid rant to plug a TV show or a product he uses.
He’s watched so much television, he probably thinks everyone does commercial breaks.
“The Cleveland Show, Fridays on CBS. Hahaha (Cleveland impersonation).”
Harvey Dirdban
@@mechanwhal6590 we are here to gather in the mourn and tragic death of bob, but first and foremost catch an all night marathon of the wackiest family guy episodes next friday on Fox!
The Italian car sales man!
“Existence is pain.”
-CWC probably
Wait I thought that was mr.meeseeks
"LIFE IS PAIN. I HATE MY-"
- Jerma
What Chris would sound like as a Banjo Kazooie character
👑 You dropped this.
“Why do you sigh so much?”
- Alec Benson Leary
And also Kacey's Father Matthew Devoria (a troll that played Portal on PC while trolling Chris - during the call in one of the moments, we could literally hear "Target lost" from the game...)
Reminder that everytime you hear him sigh, there’s an high chance that he just pooped himself.
Theres times when you can definitely tell that he did
i wish i would've never read this comment because this is definitely true.
The first one was like a creepypasta or some shit
it comes from his first ever recorded video of himself, some school assignment. He recites some of his writing in it.
He looks and acts like a serial killer or someone whos about to self delete
Not gonna lie.. If you're listening to this in the background without the screen it sounds like the passionate moans of sex... but we all know his luck with that
barbara hearing this every 3 nights
@@CapitanJorge24 EW
@@CapitanJorge24 sighs the whole way through till the end then
*ELECTRIC HEDGEHOG POWER PEW*
Less a matter of luck, more a matter of no woman wanting a guy who poops his pants at random. Except maybe y'know Barb.
Every sigh = a little bit of sanity leaving his body
And poop
@@jesstavares6843 berried delight
When I first saw one of CWC's videos years back, I always assumed he had asthma, thus all the sighing that he did. I quickly learned however that he does that more as a personality tick. You know how there are like folks that wiggle their legs while they're sitting down? It's kinda the same principal with Chris. That, and of course his cognitive as well as his psychological issues.
Or it could be that he's just a moron. You give him way too much credit by implying he has a personality.
Yeah it's definitely just him, no asthmatic does this
Like happy feet syndrome?
fecal incontinence plays a part as well
it’s like he’s communicating with us. after a while it starts sounding like a language💀
chris' body is so damn tired just from existing and trying to work
Chris has never worked.
Hard for Chris’ body to work at all when his idea for both dieting and fine dining is McDonald’s
1:21 sounds like banjo kazooie dialogue
play at 2x speed for full immersion
"Free me from prison Banjo, I did nothing wrong!"
Banjo jumps off a nearby cliff.
A compilation of him saying, "among which" would be a good one too.
"But I digress."
"But anyways..."
You're doing the Lord's work
I’m ashamed of how hard I laughed.....I’m a 44 year old mum of 3 grown kids ffs! Anyway, thank you for the lolz....much love from the Scottish highlands 👍🏻❤️🏴
WHY are you into this mess
@@luckyducki She is too kind to be here.
No shame in laughing at a mommy rapist's disgrace.
we got a whole ass mom here???? she's too nice to be here help who got her into this
i don't blame her, if I was about 20 when the cwc train started then i'd be about her age
MASSIVE respect to this guy having to go through most if not all of Chris Chan’s content just to get some sighs
Chris. There's something called inhaling
Chris is like a Dolphin.
He needs to actively breathe (they cannot breathe passively like when you breathe without thinking about it)
and he has strong rape tendencies.
Mhm. Yeah. Sigh.
Please do am hour loop of this please? With every 5 minute interval JULAYYYYYYYYYYYY
This is what Barb would hear on *those* nights
I miss the days when Chris looked like Peter Griffin
Now he looks like Benjamin Franklin
Every SIGH is an incoming fart or an outcoming Dirty Crapped Brief.
It’s must’ve been hell to compile all of this. I swear he does it more than Kif from Futurama. Btw I wish this included the 2 sighs he did after finding out Julie was a boy. Probably the only thing that was funny about that fucked up call.
POV: You're Barbara in a soul-bonding session
Close your eyes and pretend you're Barb
You can almost smell it 🤢
ASMR to fall asleep to
No
I imagine he was bullied in school because the kids couldn’t stand the constant sighing.
this is what barbara hears at night
Literally my most hated aspect of this creature. That fucking sigh
Imagine living with someone that sighs like this, I'd go crazy...
Idk why, but his sighs are so infuriating to me. Like a pathetic, measly, weak sound
Play at 2x speed, close your eyes and now you can hear what it's like in Barb's POV 😂.
You should be Chris’s cell mate for that comment
No no no
Oh come on! I just ate! 🤢
yikesssss
In my best "angry black woman" voice: Oh, hell no!
I'm NOT PROUD to say that I relate to stress sighing
Reminder: every time he stress sighs, a little doo doo comes out and he craps his briefs.
This video made me breathe manually
After watching this epic compilation of stress sighs, it makes me wonder what I would look like if every curse-ye-ha-me-ha was strung together to make one long mega curse-ye-ha-me-haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa?
Do one every time Chris says "I'm straight" or any variant of it.
This is the exact video that I have been searching for all my life... or atleast a month.
*UNSETTLING SIGHING FOR ALMOST THREE MINUTES*
What Barb hears when Chris is doing the dirty with her
that was outta pocket
You hear that? That is the sound of every woman drying up faster than a rain drop in the desert and spontaneously going barren.
Some are sighs, and some I believe to be him obtaining more air due to being overweight
I like when he sigh
I love the way he blatantly stress sighs right in front of someone in public too while talking to them lmao he has no game or social skills, he will never hold a job because that will never be able to have normal friendship, you can't do a stress sighs like that right in front of someone lmao
youtubers at the beginning of their apology video be like.
I can fucking smell this video
I dare everyone to blast this at work
So this is what Barb heard
Oh God!!😨
There's so much YTPMV gold to be made here.
This is stressing me out tbh
Barb had to hear this every 3 nights
my dark souls character when they get hit
Why does Chris Chan sigh a lot? Is he trying to act like that he got defeated or something? He is a like a tired Sim! LOL
There are a few theories and I'll note two:
Theory 1: He's constantly exhausted because all he eats is junk food.
Theory 2: He does it to seem like the innocent victim who can do no wrong.
@@lqu I agree with you on both of those theories because for what I can immediately tell from all of this, Chris is never really the type of person who exercises a lot!
On top of that, I felt like he sighs just to gain "sympathy" and to pull out the autism card to justify his actions!
Idk. It feels more like a nervous tick to me.
@@left-2-write28 I know, right? A huge one, in fact! LMFAO
Must be so hard and stressful being Chris. Getting money for doing absolutely nothing and playing video games all day really takes a toll on you 😔
I can’t listen to this , my mind goes straight in the gutter and I don’t wanna think about it 😖
Mhm. Yeah. Sigh.
For people who have no idea what you are listening to, this sounds like sex lol
Eww, why did you say that 🤣
@@introvertedkiara1747 omg amber you're so introverted!
@@chriscarter8593 omg chris you're so carter!
JUUULAAAYYY!!!!
The irony in that statement xD
I was seriously hoping someone had made a video just like this and RUclipsd it on a whim. Can't imagine how long this took. Congrats on the hardwork. Hehhhh....
1:04 my fav
Chris makes the act of breathing sound gross
This would make a great prank call 😂
I sleep to this
He's doing what every RUclipsr does in the beginning of an apology video.
There are a couple notable ones that were missed which were in the father call and one of the Alec Benson Leary calls. Father call there was a really angry stress sigh Chris utters after Kacey’s father just grills him. And Alec Benson Leary after he lectures Chris, he lets out a really whiny stress like “oh come on I have to do all that?” Both stress sighs were highlighted I remember in SmokeyMcC’s videos where he did commentary on the father call and the Alec Benson Leary calls, and I remember Smokey talking about the whiny one lmao.
I'm glad that this doesn't include the sighs he made when he was having cybersex with the trolls on Skype or something.
Sound she made when thinking about her mother in jail.
His mother indeed
I'm almost disappointed that none of Chris's phone calls show up in this compilation. Chris sighs so much more and so heavily in these calls. Every single time the caller says something slightly inconvenient, or hell, just trying to tell Chris how the real world works, you can hear this distinct "ughhh..." from the other end.
Make an .MP3 of this and leave it playing on a loop in a bathroom stall on a cheap music player
God is disappointed.
You look at him and you tell me there’s a god
this is dedication right here
I’m begging you to make a compilation of all the times Chris says “anyway”
"Anyway" and "but I digress"
Peak ASMR
I think a lot of these are more "obesity breaths" more than his whimpers lol
Searches RUclips thinking no one has surely done a stress sigh supercut?
Oh look…
Brilliant!
My favorite is the post shart courtroom sigh
Wasn't there a moment in her life when Chris had to attend the court and let out the biggest fart in the court room with people inside??
Please i swear to god never watch this while using earphones, i did it and the thought of having Chris close to my ears moaning loudly on my back is absolutely terrifying.
My uncle Greg doesn't do this
Absolutely No Words (or Sanity)
This is art.
We need one of all his “hmm yeah”s
The many many sigh(ings) of Chris Chan.
Just the endless whining of a man child who has never had any real struggles or problems in his horrible life. And that he’s so out of shape that even getting up is a big task.
When you finish a geno Chris Chan video
I dont know who this Christopher Christian Christine Ricardo Weston Chandler guy is but he sure is under a lot of stress
1:01 and 2:00 are my favs. It's like not even drawing and playing with toys can bring her joy anymore...
him
@@Taser420 it*
You sure these are stress signs and not him shitting himself?
Chris Chans sighs are pretty when they are blue 💙
Watch his begging for money videos. The amount of stress sighs in those are incomprehensible to a human.
What about all the skype call sighs
Wonder if there's a compilation of all the times he's weirdly gone "hmmm"
Thanks, this is something I can harass my husband with
me after running the mile in school be like:
I think Chris chan is saying pee pee plz uwu
0:23 Chris is trying to contact with other self from other fictional dimension or try contacting telepathically with aliens
This is actually sad he did a lot of this to himself though
*S I G H*
I wonder if Chris has signed on record more irl or in writing
I'm going to keep this video hidden away and play it whenever I sin.
Chris Chan if he was a Banjo-Kazooie character: