Blade Trinity is a Terrible Sequel and a Failed Spin-Off - Talking About Tapes
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- Опубликовано: 19 фев 2023
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Royce and Pesi break into my home ONCE AGAIN to talk about a Blade movie. This time its the awful Blade Trinity. A movie that fails at being a Blade sequel and fails even harder at being a Night Stalker spin-off.
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smokin aces was the Ryan Reynolds movie they were thinking of
That's a good movie too! They should cover that sometime!
Hope this means one day we can see Tony and crew discuss the Blade series from SPIKE TV one day
Damn dude I completely forgot that show existed. It did not retain the UFC's audience at the time.
Me and my brother watched it when it was on but it was cancelled before I knew it
@@theredscum4202 I own the complete series on DVD.
But sadly Wesley snipes isn't in this show
I hope so that would be awesome
Pesi is becoming too......... Familiar
Royce sounds like john favreau
The movie he was thinking of but couldn't find was Smokin Aces. That should be covered here that film is batshit crazy.
Came in here just to say lol I agree that would be a fun movie to cover
Beat me to it
i think is that movie
Was just about to comment this. I agree a very underrated badass movie 🔥
You can tell this was filmed before Royce's rehab. He was much funnier back then.
??what??
Nah, he wasn't on drugs. He was _clearly_ bitten by a Drake. Now ignore the coke drip sniffs and heavy breathing.
Royce is a better 2nd mic than "boy lemme tell ya", boy lemme tell ya
I agree. I think the other guy is kinda annoying.
Boy let me tell ya official joeyc is gonna join me and mint on Thursday for a live episode let me tell ya boy.
@Hack The Movies if he's not gonna wear his hat that look like it took him 10min to pull his hair thru the hat hole then count me out boy lemme tell ya
@@HackTheMovies boy lemme tell ya!
@Hack The Movies have Jessica make a "boy lemme tell ya" overlay showing the total "boy lemme tell yas" boy lemme tell ya
That new kitchen set is so realistic. I can't wait to see what you come up with next.
These guys should have their own show called the Cuban and the Yudan.
Pesi lives by the code of roadhouse…… Even though he’s a Christ killer, he’s nice
Pesi saved my life at a TGIF in Jacksonville. He is truly a mensch and not a schmuck.
Bring Pesi back. He’s hilarious for one of THOSE people.
Also, Royce Lopez beats me in this house.
Those people??
you know, the long nosed folks
The only good thing to come out of that movie was Ryan Reynolds being introduced to Deadpool comics.
Pesi is a ray of sunshine on a cloudy day. It's amazing that you were able to bring these two together.... Pesi, who is possibly Jewish, and Royce, who is definitely Palestinian.
I really like this Pesi guy, despite the jewy aftertaste. As for Royce "One Day at a Time" Lopez, I wish him well on his journey to recovery.
"anybody that does a movie review in their kitchen is obviously an amateur"... Man I understood the message and I understood the target of that
I don't
same...ouch
Shots fired!
@@Zacman1123 Someone who used to work on the show and was a regular cohost was ousted a while back. He continues to talk about movies on his own channel. The videos are often shot in his kitchen.
oh...wow, i get it now. That's ..well, i wasn't expecting that.
Adrenaline, in my soul, Pesi wets me Cody Rhodes
Hey Tony, cabinet door behind is open 😂
"You eat a lot of spaghetti." 🤣
Loved this review.
Keep on being awesome Tony.
Man this Pesi guy saved my life.
WOW! pesi was really on his game! hard to even believe he is one of them!
AND THE WORST DRACULA on the thumbnail, he could've kept insulting it
This video had many twists and turns
Royce has the Wu Tang shirt on, and nobody mentioned that The Rza did that song for the movie, if not scored the film
I thought it was a fun movie. I especially enjoyed Ryan Reynold's performance, and Triple H. Snipes looked like he was phoning it in. Such a shame with Snipes back in the 90s, he was huge. Passenger 57 is an awesome action movie. "Always bet on black!"
The best part of the movie was Jessica Biel as whistler's daughter
Live from Tony's kitchen it's Talking About Tapes.
With possible special appearances by Space Cat and an air siren.
Those are church sirens. Lol
I wish more people got the reference to the Christmas Binge movie
Alright! More tax evasion!!
Loving the home invasion angle
It’s great to see that Royce is in recovery. He was really falling apart there for a while.
Rehab did him well
Drake killed the vampire store people because they didn't put respeck on his name
I loved all of your banter back and forth here.
God dammit!!! I keep missing the live chats for these!!!
This movie may been not that great, but it sure was hell of a launch pad to showcase Ryan Reynolds Deadpool mannerisms.
CAN'T WAIT FOR THIS ONE!
I'm so pumped for this! I've heard this movie is so hilarious and bad. Literally everything about it is wrong on so many levels.
@@kdusel1991 I was little when this came out but it's one of my guilty pleasures. Yet again, I'm a WWE fan so seeing Triple H as a vampire was awesome
@@timvasser9 I was into wwe as a kid too, a very good friend of mine used to have the wwf no mercy game on the n64 back in the day.
@@kdusel1991 I still own those games. The WWE games are like Call of Duty for me, new one comes out I buy it
In the comic book Frank Drank had chance he relate to Draucla it nod to comic
Thanks for the video!! See you later!! Stay safe.😊
One of ya'll is breathing so hard into the mic. Lol
Royce!
Royce sounds like Jon favreau
did y'all take the opening premier thing from Markiplier?
The point made about the warehouse setting being a rave 42:30 is amazing. I don't know why they didn't do that.
Ahahaha, great guest teaser
Wesley Snipes hated working in this movie and refused to come out if trailer unless the other actors car out of theirs.
Though it has been confirmed, Snipes and Goyer would only communicate to each other by using sticky notes.
Patton Oswalt said on a podcast that Snipes was smoking pot on his trailer and you can actually see the fumes coming out through the air conditioner.
Oswalt said that Snipes didn't like working with the actors, which was not true as he enjoyed their company but despised working with Goyer.
I love this group, can't wait for another series for you 3 gents to cover
We love you, Tony!
Good stuff, Tony!
Blade was a good movie, Wesley snipes
I like Blade 3 it's a really sad and dark part of the trilogy. I have all 3 VHS till this day. I can't call it a bad movie. I will give it a 7/10. The series were good too. I can't find the soundtrack till this day, the moment when girl is in the bed with the vampire and blade watching from the roof. I just can't find it man... It's just not in the internet. Lol
Thank god you finally mentioned Hamlet 2, the absolute best sequel to a Shakespeare story that also manages to surpass the original. Its message is so sincere, earnest and positive. Steve Coogan only sees the best in people and just wants everyone to have a happy ending . Also Rock me sexy Jesus.
Do Unto others and you would have them... Slam Bam Spank you mam, Do unto you!
I've never seen a person be SO wrong. This is ridiculous.. I'm calling the police.
I have to ask because Deadpool and blade will now be in the Marvel cinematic universe and with spiderman no way home out how would you guys feel if Ryan Reynolds came back as his character in blade 3 for the MCU Blade
Blade Trinity was awful, especially after how good 1&2 were.
Hilarious and awful at the same time.
Royce @21:03 call you WHAT now lol?!
I remember that both the first and second Blade movies had tie - in games for the Playstation and Playstation 2 respectively, maybe is time for another Is Just like the movies? video.
My cousin had the second game on the PS2!
This movie was a hot mess, but I love Ryan Reynolds in this movie. The film is definitely more entertaining knowing what happened behind the scenes thanks to Patton Oswald.
I've heard that most of the scenes with blade are with a stuntman since Wesley Snipes absolutely refused to film scenes for this movie.
So... did the video store burn down or did Tony get fired?
They broke into my home!
The video store will return in a bit and I'll explain why it was gone.
You guys should bring back the old show. I miss seeing Tony with James, Kieran, and sometimes Mike Matae.
@@JIF882 Why? Justin is obnoxious and annoying, James is actually really bland when he's not in his Nerd persona and Kieran... Kieran is ok.
@@keithswiniarski7766 Read my comment again. I didn't say Justin.
I love you guys
SMOKIN ACES!!
I can't wait for this one! This movie is so hilarious and bad! Plus it's great to see Royce back in your house Tony!!
The tax jokes are becoming overkill at this point.
I’m here because Royce recovery Lopez wants me to say nice things about his Jewish man servant...he’s alright.
Sorry I need to amend my previous comment. I’m here of my own free will to say that joy of pesi is a great guy for supporting his friend in rehab Royce Lopez in overcoming his addiction to suboxone, box wine, and gay porn. Joy of pesi great guy, great guy.
Another one I heard wesley was being a naughty boy on the set
The tv show is on iTunes,for purchase
Smokin' Aces
Yup
Last comment, I'm doing this to please the Algorithm and break out my comments, but the reason why Ryan Reynolds was ad libbing was because Wesley was being totally uncooperative.
They would basically cobble together scenes By using outtakes from Wesley Snipes, including footage from other angles, and then having the rest of the cast riff off of that.
It honestly Makes the movie that much more entertaining to watch when you realize that the movie is cobble together By the Rest of the cast pretending that they have the main character communicating to them, it's like a proto version of dealing with an all CGI character
Any Rental Re-dos coming soon?
What a intro
Pesi was the star of this review.
If you look at tony in certain scenes he looks like he transformed in to emo tony and the hood looks like long hair 🤣
is the movie with they search with ryan reynolds is "Smockin'aces" ?
At first I was disappointed that you guys didn't talk about Jessica Biel's shower scene.
This was a brilliant episode Tony! Jokes, memes, good chemistry and interesting info. Great job guys
The Nightstalkers were a long running part in Marvel horror. Blade partners with Hannibal King and Draculas son (who hates him) as they hunt horror monsters.
At the time Marvel was big on horror and there was an overarcing story called Rise of the Midnight Sons.
Ghost Rider was big, the original Blaze had returned and had his own comic, Morbius had his own series and Darkhold (an evil book) had one too.
The idea was to create a proto MCU of horror. Man-Thing, Mephisto, etc....if Snipes hadnt been such a dick the next films would have been Blade 4, Nightstalketrs, Ghost Rider...all with an eye to a Midnight Sons movie
Also can I ask why you guys filmed this on the set of Roseanne? What do you call the kitchen foreclosed home chic
That Pepsi guy is funny despite his heritage.
As a kid I thought Triple H played Sabertooth, but later as an adult I realized I was wrong and he was in this movie. He should've played Sabertooth considering he looked like one.
I’ve had actual squatters break into my house, that’s what happens when your in a motel after a house fire lmao!😂
I like the scene in which Triple H dies.
Pretty sure Royce is thinking of “Smoking Aces”
Ay the sound track went hard though lol RZA from the Wu Tang did it in his early Hollywood soundtrack run
The movie he was thinking of was Smokin' Aces.
I know it wouldn’t happen, but it would be so cool to see Wesley Snipes’ Blade show up in one of these multi-verse MCU movies. Drop a couple lines maybe slice a guy up, and then dip.
I mean he could always show up in secret wars. Or in the new blade movie with mahershala ali.
Wow! These guys are fkn hilarious 😐😑😔
If I were to get my Blade fix, I will stick with the first two films. I watched this movie when I went through a Blade marathon two years ago. I really did not care for this movie. You guys all covered why I didn't like it.
Also, because I had the four-pack from the library, I watched the pilot of the TV series. It had a decent premise. Maybe if I find the DVD set from the library, I will check it out. I am not opposed to using Tubi or Pluto TV, but I don't like the ads.
Now to see you three cover the pilot or the TV series.
Oh, and one more thing, when you guys were talking about Jessica Biel, I remember being enticed to watch Summer Catch because the trailer often had that shot of her in a bikini. The same with her underwear scene in Chuck and Larry.
Pesi is the haha kind. Can’t trust those either. But still. It’s something.
What is a Pesi? Its hurting my brain
I have said since it's release. This film is trash!!!! The defenders piss me off! Sloppy writing, acting, lazy action scenes, choppy editing. My God the list goes on for how bad this movie is. I can't believe people who say this was okay! I HATED IT!!!!
In the spinoff series it's shown that he can turn people into vampires. And that the virus did effect him by making him weaker.
Reynolds was very fun in The Voices (2014)!
Tony, please review The Expendables movies, because i want you guys to get to the third movie and just riff on the joke that Snipes does.
"Das experiment" was fucking awesome!!!
Badmouthing Blade Trinity?? Now THAT'S violating RUclips's terms of use.. I'll be seeing you in court.. Federal AND State.
It was placed in a box named mcguffin😂
is this fraud or real? Asking for a friend
When I'm at the gym, I don't listen to metal or rap to get pumped.. When I'm pressing 450lbs I make sure to listen to this episode because NOTHING MAKES ME ANGRIER. I now wear dentures because I clenched my jaw until my teeth turned to powder.
Please redeem yourself and review Under Wraps.
20:15 The New Star Wars Movie called The Rise of Darth Tony.
Your the best Tony, you should have more of Royce and Pesi to torture them with bad movie reviews.
No frozen, it says I like pePsi
Not a fan of Royce. He tries to take over and it's cringe when his jokes don't land
Ryan Reynolds’s was not in a movie about a pizza place, it was a tv show. Also, how could you not mention his most well known comic book movie; RIPD!
The only thing that you're correct about is that you said it was not a movie. He was in a TV show called Two Guys a Girl and a Pizza Place that was later shortened to Two Guys and a Girl. It stared Traylor Howard and it was awesome. I have the entire series on DVD
Wheres mersh?
operation vampire paper clip was funny 😁
This Pesi fella would make a fine son-in-law. He's almost unnoticeably Jewish.