r/Entitledparents - My Mom Sold Me For $$$

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  • Опубликовано: 7 янв 2025

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  • @rSlash
    @rSlash  5 лет назад +2679

    What subreddits do you want to see me cover?

  • @Crusader-iq7xy
    @Crusader-iq7xy 5 лет назад +3833

    "We're mid orgy, so Either get in, Or get Out"
    *Carefully. He's a hero*

    • @royepic3504
      @royepic3504 5 лет назад +21

      Crusader 5091 ha

    • @Superchicken_36
      @Superchicken_36 5 лет назад +50

      *NOW THAT'S A SPICY-A-MEATBOLL!*

    • @Alpha-Maia
      @Alpha-Maia 5 лет назад +39

      That was the best comeback anyone could have ever given

    • @vinokai
      @vinokai 5 лет назад +16

      *IT'S PIZZA TIME~*

    • @rollothecat2010
      @rollothecat2010 5 лет назад +15

      This was a really funny story! Karen is a pea brain.

  • @dylanmorgan5589
    @dylanmorgan5589 5 лет назад +1873

    "Curl the ear hair of a plantation owner"
    Are these people getting graded on their metaphors?

    • @iluvdissheet
      @iluvdissheet 5 лет назад +61

      That one was magical

    • @prettyinpinky5937
      @prettyinpinky5937 5 лет назад +28

      Dylan Morgan 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣sometimes I feel as though they are with these stories

    • @neffyg35
      @neffyg35 5 лет назад +30

      Yes because we appreciate creativity

    • @codyjohnson6427
      @codyjohnson6427 5 лет назад +2

      Lmao

    • @willowsverge3046
      @willowsverge3046 5 лет назад +14

      Its the amount of reality in their creative writing that i admire most! This one was wondrous! Lol

  • @mrgrenade751
    @mrgrenade751 4 года назад +182

    That is unbelievably cruel.
    The mother neglecting her child, ruining others lives, and separating a boy and his dog.
    Hopefully, she gets karma and goes to prison for 30 years or something.

    • @Dhfhucudu
      @Dhfhucudu 3 года назад +11

      Her child was a girl not a boy

    • @Tiniuc
      @Tiniuc 2 года назад +1

      For her, karma is a rock in her face.
      _while speeding on the highway_

    • @aidenyorke2132
      @aidenyorke2132 Год назад

      @@Dhfhucudu shut up.
      1: stole dog
      2: piece of shit "mother"
      (im talking about the EP)

    • @Emerald501st
      @Emerald501st Год назад +1

      When the mom started screaming, OP should've screamed for help. And if mom got mad at them for it?
      "I was just selling the bit"

  • @darkskies3041
    @darkskies3041 5 лет назад +1402

    Did anyone else die laughing when they said "hey we're mid orgy here, get in or get out" im weak 😂😂😂😂

    • @haaly7245
      @haaly7245 5 лет назад +50

      For me it was much earlier with the bouncer comeback. That woman must still be recoiling from that burn.

    • @courier6640
      @courier6640 5 лет назад +9

      Lol right

    • @sachiel197
      @sachiel197 5 лет назад +8

      i was lying on my desk wheezing

    • @lalaldana
      @lalaldana 5 лет назад +4

      I even took a screenshot of that part so i can send it to a group chat whenever i have the chance 😂

    • @trentonsgacha8784
      @trentonsgacha8784 5 лет назад

      😂🤣😂🤣😊🤣😂🤣😂🤣

  • @nicorizzo5402
    @nicorizzo5402 5 лет назад +384

    Lawyer: I can't prove that he abused you when he didn't.
    Entitled mom: I'm about to end this man's whole career.

    • @thehiddenninja3428
      @thehiddenninja3428 5 лет назад +6

      But..
      How??

    • @myddrinemrys8988
      @myddrinemrys8988 5 лет назад +1

      The Hidden Ninja yeah. I sort of doubt that part. Sure, she could file a complaint and sue the lawyer, but that is a tough fight.

    • @maverun2061
      @maverun2061 5 лет назад +4

      @@myddrinemrys8988 "This lawyer make me lost every court i was in!" prob something like that...

    • @shaheerahmad9697
      @shaheerahmad9697 5 лет назад +3

      Honestly, the lawyer should've just turned her down and sent her to someone else. IDK how the law works though, feel free to correct me if I'm wrong

    • @slattstarr950
      @slattstarr950 3 года назад +2

      sad thing is i went thru the same story. a week ago was the first time my dads child support money reached me .ive been wearing donated/ VERY cheap clothes aka 1 dollar a shirt and they rip with a strngth of a 5 yr old .mind you he pays 1k a month and i havent gotten clothes since january 2021 (its december 2021 rn) and ive grown height wise. im currently wearing a pair of shoes that has torn up soles and the soles come off like a lil mouth. its honestly bs they should give the money to the child instead of the parent

  • @PowerStruggle555
    @PowerStruggle555 5 лет назад +982

    (EM encourages daughter to commit suicide)
    She does realize if she was dead her dad would stop paying child support?

    • @linger368
      @linger368 5 лет назад +144

      She didn't think. They don't use common sense, remember? 😂

    • @schalter8139
      @schalter8139 5 лет назад +34

      *genius, simply genius*
      Me 2020

    • @godza8107
      @godza8107 4 года назад +18

      The mom has 13 iq don't worry

    • @r3negadex
      @r3negadex 4 года назад +34

      *EM. encouraging her only child, who is the only reason she receives money, to kill herself:* My Brain is Big and Smart.

    • @jamesphillips3135
      @jamesphillips3135 4 года назад +19

      I couldn’t finish that story, this stuffs been affecting my blood pressure. And It’s been making me feel worse about humanity and wanting to meet someone like that and hitting them. And you know if you hit someone who’s entitled, you have to hit them hard enough for everyone who couldn’t.

  • @TheFloraBonBon
    @TheFloraBonBon 5 лет назад +2158

    I feel like when a girl is wearing a something like a bikini or wearing something that fits their body perfectly and gets yelled at by entitled moms, i feel like the entitled mothers are the ones being self conscious if they see someone with bigger breasts and slender figure like a model, making the entitled moms jealous.

    • @FreakoftheAngels
      @FreakoftheAngels 5 лет назад +96

      Bonnie Kitty she was probably also jealous that she had four whole dudes to herself

    • @dollminuka4715
      @dollminuka4715 5 лет назад +89

      Either that or she's a triggered Christian mom trying to control what random girls wear to a damn beach

    • @trainosaurousrex4472
      @trainosaurousrex4472 5 лет назад +59

      I know someone that got yelled at by an entitled person for wearing a singlet and shorts swimming because “it would offend the other cultures there” i live in Australia...

    • @ihanakaunotar2741
      @ihanakaunotar2741 5 лет назад +2

      Trainosaurous Rex sounds about right for Australia...

    • @imanynizam4496
      @imanynizam4496 5 лет назад

      Bruv ur so wOKE👏👏

  • @doggo7609
    @doggo7609 5 лет назад +245

    "Ya where mid orgy so get on or get out"
    This had me dead

  • @bobbysauce1174
    @bobbysauce1174 5 лет назад +1971

    Entitled parent: You shouldn’t wear bikinis at the beach like that!!
    Person: But your wearing a bikini
    *I have become what I swore to destroy*

    • @DepFromDiscord
      @DepFromDiscord 5 лет назад +16

      You’re*

    • @BrodyAday
      @BrodyAday 5 лет назад +4

      The REAL most obsessed Julie of the arts Fan! Bitch, it’s a joke

    • @professorchaos5058
      @professorchaos5058 5 лет назад +7

      Anakin is that you?

    • @kiebahow442
      @kiebahow442 5 лет назад +5

      Have you ever heard the story of Darth Sandeous the sandy

    • @aminechetta7482
      @aminechetta7482 5 лет назад +5

      Kieba How the old beach legend. It’s not a story the lifeguards would tell you

  • @itsonlyagame1328
    @itsonlyagame1328 5 лет назад +426

    Damn, that bouncer should get a raise.

  • @Fallenfromgrace1990
    @Fallenfromgrace1990 5 лет назад +2980

    If entitled mom thinks Bikinis are scandalous... she shouldn't go to Walmart. 😂

    • @skootergirl22
      @skootergirl22 5 лет назад +78

      Does she want to her to wear a Victorian swimsuits that is made with fabric not polyester, also thay woman is a hypocrite

    • @digitalmania6966
      @digitalmania6966 5 лет назад +42

      AannW Rootbeer Walmart costumers: “what clothes”

    • @littlekuribohimposte
      @littlekuribohimposte 5 лет назад +19

      To be fair: There is nothing sexy at the Wal-Mart

    • @Fallenfromgrace1990
      @Fallenfromgrace1990 5 лет назад +51

      @@digitalmania6966 Exactly! I saw an overweight woman were a skimpy skirt with no underwear. She bent over, you saw EVERYTHING. And it looked angry.

    • @AmaryInkawult
      @AmaryInkawult 5 лет назад +32

      Wait till she learns that skin tone bikinis are a thing.

  • @r3negadex
    @r3negadex 4 года назад +49

    1:00
    Me: "Wait, you said 'badly died,' I think you meant -"
    OP: "I know what I said."

    • @snoworveins1212
      @snoworveins1212 3 года назад

      I was looking for a way to describe my incurably knotted hair.

  • @sideways_chip_eater6420
    @sideways_chip_eater6420 5 лет назад +959

    Overweight chick: I WANT YOUR MANAGER BLACK MAN
    Bouncer: I'm not sure if the manager is a whale biologist but I'll go see what he thinks about it

    • @aclifford_
      @aclifford_ 5 лет назад +11

      JEEEZZZ🤣

    • @tyvulpintaur2732
      @tyvulpintaur2732 5 лет назад +76

      Don't insult whales by comparing her to them.

    • @imnotausername4700
      @imnotausername4700 5 лет назад

      Sheit dude

    • @datfisheboi6519
      @datfisheboi6519 5 лет назад +44

      Idk man, at least whales are beautiful and graceful creatures

    • @sideways_chip_eater6420
      @sideways_chip_eater6420 5 лет назад +26

      @@datfisheboi6519 yes your right. Their too pretty and graceful to be compared to her. I consider her to either be the blob or a escaped hippo from the zoo. Hows dat?

  • @arsipantsu
    @arsipantsu 5 лет назад +765

    Jeesus christ...I always take for granted how lucky I am to have loving parents....I can't think of anything worse than having a mother who tells her 9 yo to kill herself...

    • @truekurayami
      @truekurayami 5 лет назад +25

      I'll be honest I'm glad the OP of the final story was only suicidal instead of homicidal or both. I've been there my own father is abusive and has been the case for me nearly attempting to kill either myself or someone else, the sad part is I don't think he actually had done those things intentionally

    • @chunky5896
      @chunky5896 5 лет назад +4

      Yes.... although my dad didn‘t really care for me at young age, my mom always made sure that i have good clothes, a warm bed and love.... She had to convince me to see my dad, because i didn‘t want to. And thats with only 500€ as child support. So it‘s like the complete 180 degree to this story....

    • @ihateyoutubehandlees
      @ihateyoutubehandlees 5 лет назад +3

      I have a similar story to OP's, my step father was highly abusive physically, emotionally, and verbally and he only stayed with me and my mom just for the money.. I had similar thoughts just like my step sister and OP about committing suicide

    • @ihateyoutubehandlees
      @ihateyoutubehandlees 5 лет назад +1

      @Tiny and Dead Jesus! D:

    • @MrMcGee-yc1oq
      @MrMcGee-yc1oq 5 лет назад

      Only in anime sir and/or madam.

  • @haigonalbandian3647
    @haigonalbandian3647 5 лет назад +66

    If I ever meet the last OP, I will give them THE BIGGEST hug they have ever experienced in their life

    • @Cat-fy5lw
      @Cat-fy5lw 3 года назад +1

      You're too wholesome for this world.
      But I would do the same.

    • @chaoswarriorx4411
      @chaoswarriorx4411 2 года назад +1

      Me too.

  • @anonymouss1270
    @anonymouss1270 5 лет назад +534

    I can smell the burn from here
    (Distance beeps) no wait that’s my-
    OH MY GOD I burned my lasagna

  • @astrialnova
    @astrialnova 5 лет назад +183

    You've listened to r/slash enough to get used to his "Entitled parent voice".
    R/slash to us:
    R/slash to you:
    R/slash to newcomers: YoUrE maKinG Me Feel selF-coNsciEnce

    • @user-ou2xm9os9p
      @user-ou2xm9os9p 5 лет назад +5

      AstrialNova r slash slash

    • @Pyr.0.maniac
      @Pyr.0.maniac 5 лет назад

      honestly I hate that voice because sometimes (not very common but sometimes) the person proclaimed as an ep is being fairly reasonable but his voice makes them sound like absolute snobs and brats and often if you hear that voice in the op then they sound just as entitled.

    • @jesussaucedo8133
      @jesussaucedo8133 5 лет назад +1

      It was the OP, not the EM who said they were making HER self conscious...

    • @gemmashellfirewolf124
      @gemmashellfirewolf124 5 лет назад +1

      I saw this exactly as he said it

  • @sinansharga3136
    @sinansharga3136 5 лет назад +383

    Worker:kisses her boyfriend
    Karen:*high peeched demonic screeching *

    • @gavindutton4976
      @gavindutton4976 5 лет назад +15

      Satan deciding that the screech is too demonic for heck

    • @stadtrepublikmulhausen4121
      @stadtrepublikmulhausen4121 4 года назад +1

      To be honest for that i agree its a bit unconfor table even more if this a child I am 13 year olds and I am still very uncomfortable when people do that.

    • @HanzTheODST
      @HanzTheODST 3 года назад +1

      @@stadtrepublikmulhausen4121 you type like a 6 year old but ok

  • @TailsIsDisappointed
    @TailsIsDisappointed 5 лет назад +4922

    Don't worry, I sold my wife for internet connection.

    • @daitangore3965
      @daitangore3965 5 лет назад +210

      what a good investment.

    • @MaxKutish15
      @MaxKutish15 5 лет назад +134

      I selled my wife for internet connection

    • @ksis1749
      @ksis1749 5 лет назад +194

      And I sold my TV for a remote :)

    • @romero-kyun2681
      @romero-kyun2681 5 лет назад +120

      I selled my car for gas money

    • @danceguy43
      @danceguy43 5 лет назад +89

      I sold my wife for home cooked food

  • @deltalord6969
    @deltalord6969 5 лет назад +585

    You know when someone asks how much your child's worth your suppose to say "He's not for sale"
    Not how much is enough to cover child support
    That's like a lose lose

    • @MGMAFiend
      @MGMAFiend 5 лет назад +2

      She has no IQ (No one will buy a kid) and I can bet she is in jail.

    • @jamesdthorn790
      @jamesdthorn790 5 лет назад +2

      Or just wrong?

    • @Nerobyrne
      @Nerobyrne 5 лет назад

      you say "10 million dollars"

    • @birbsgobrr1619
      @birbsgobrr1619 5 лет назад

      mhm

  • @chaosyeshua1137
    @chaosyeshua1137 5 лет назад +186

    "Racial Epithets that would curl the ear-hair of a plantation owner"
    What a description

    • @uthmanbaksh3530
      @uthmanbaksh3530 3 года назад +2

      It's probably some racial slurs that even racists retired after the Jim Crow era.

  • @aetherheart1954
    @aetherheart1954 5 лет назад +128

    "Im not stupid"
    "I beg to differ"
    LOOOOOOL

  • @crookedkiwi9915
    @crookedkiwi9915 5 лет назад +17

    I feel so bad for that last one! What a horrible childhood. Hope she has the best rest of her life

  • @justicedunham4088
    @justicedunham4088 4 года назад +45

    For every “deadbeat” dad, there seems to be far more abusive entitled moms.
    We need some way to audit where child support goes. It should ONLY go to things that directly help the child.

    • @ilovethedslite
      @ilovethedslite 4 года назад +6

      This comment reminded me of my life, with my Mother being the deadbeat and my Father being relatively normal. (He doesn't understand why my interests are... well MY interests) Meanwhile my 3 siblings are abusive, kicking and punching the shit out of me because I cannot get away (Mild Cerebral Palsy, meaning I can walk, but not well) then accuse me of assaulting them, while I lay on the floor in pain, unable to stand. All the while, I'm bullied at school for three things
      1.My Cerebral Palsy
      2.Being able to comprehend what goes on in my life with my parents that most kids wouldn't (at the time of writing this reply, I'm within 2 weeks of turning 12) because it's really fucked up.
      3.Having a RUclips channel (oh my god, I don't even know WHY they do this) I have the best stats in terms of views, likes and subs in my class, meanwhile, my class calls my channel "cringy and crappy" but they're not wrong.
      If you have made it to the end, thanks for reading, if you can drop a sub to my channel (hate to self promote) that would be appreciated

    • @pg13snipez
      @pg13snipez 2 года назад +1

      I can feel your pain, I was verbally abused by 2 friend groups, and I might get one of the kids is serious deep water with the stories I can tell about them. I fortunately can forget about him in high school.

  • @colin9164
    @colin9164 5 лет назад +152

    Karen is like Cindy from Kindergarten.
    *RA&E*

  • @jaimer4239
    @jaimer4239 5 лет назад +17

    Wow. There are so many parallels to the last story and my life... I’ve been in therapy since I was 8 and have had mental health issues my whole life. My dad has always been a pretty normal and good guy, but my mom... OOF! My mom is CRAZY. A different kind of crazy, but nonetheless she traumatized me my whole childhood and I was also forced to do monthly visitations when I moved in with my dad at 11. My dad really saved my life. I love this and related subreddits because they make me feel less alone. Much love everyone!

  • @pgoosendrool
    @pgoosendrool 5 лет назад +113

    That last story....whew, if I was the Father and my ex wouldn't let me see my child, well, that won't happen. Nothing would stop me from seeing and protecting my kid.

    • @BronyNumber4096
      @BronyNumber4096 5 лет назад +13

      Well, the "Law" would. Remember, she was screaming "RAPE! RAPE!" and the judges are *required* to believe the woman, if they want to keep their nice cushy jobs.

    • @scheheherazadem.3802
      @scheheherazadem.3802 4 года назад +7

      Though, it said they had witnesses around the yard, so that would get dismissed pretty quickly

    • @hayamakaily9059
      @hayamakaily9059 4 года назад +6

      God of Coffee though again...they might not know the full story so I guess getting tf out of there would be the best option, even id it's not

    • @RainbowDemon
      @RainbowDemon 4 года назад +4

      Hayama Kaily daughter would be witness, she heard the conversation.

  • @voicelessscooby
    @voicelessscooby 5 лет назад +163

    "My Mom Sold Me For $$$"
    Sounds like Human Trafficking but okay...

  • @katherineknapp6604
    @katherineknapp6604 4 года назад +16

    The mom at the beach had me rolling and the mom who is basically so evil that she could make milk sour in a second ( to put it nicely) made my heart break for the girl. Thank goodness her dad stepped in when he did!

  • @user-me5fh3yu1j
    @user-me5fh3yu1j 4 года назад +8

    To the kid with the horrible mother, I wish all the happiness and healing in the world.

  • @zspyker111
    @zspyker111 5 лет назад +204

    Stupid comment
    The top 3 things that catches EM eye
    #1: Babys
    #2: Play sets in OP'S private property
    #3: Cute and adorable dogs

    • @justdenks
      @justdenks 5 лет назад +16

      You forgot the 4th one
      Everything that isn't owned by the EM or her family

    • @KBgamer2010
      @KBgamer2010 5 лет назад +13

      5th, Wheel Chairs

    • @anothercub6958
      @anothercub6958 5 лет назад +13

      #6 swimsuits on young women

    • @MaryTheresa1986
      @MaryTheresa1986 5 лет назад +11

      #7 Your soul

    • @zspyker111
      @zspyker111 5 лет назад +3

      LOL I went for the top 3 but forgot all about the good ones sorry xD

  • @yourlocalcryptid3549
    @yourlocalcryptid3549 5 лет назад +151

    this title: * exists *
    wattpad fanfics: *its free real estate*

  • @mattrachnid
    @mattrachnid 4 года назад +189

    EM: wHaT wErE yOu FoUr DoInG bAcK tHeRe????
    “Sam”: **Homosexual laughter**

    • @keanuwebb227
      @keanuwebb227 4 года назад +3

      Laughs in gay (no offense to gays)

    • @mattrachnid
      @mattrachnid 4 года назад +6

      @@keanuwebb227 that wouldn’t be offensive lol

    • @keanuwebb227
      @keanuwebb227 4 года назад +1

      @@mattrachnid I said that so people that call me rude know

    • @bright_chan8367
      @bright_chan8367 4 года назад +3

      plot twist :he was fricking the other guy

    • @mattrachnid
      @mattrachnid 4 года назад +1

      @@bright_chan8367 which one- there were two

  • @Jedi_Spartan
    @Jedi_Spartan 5 лет назад +59

    11:58 Imagine what would happen if someone had actually confronted them...
    Random person: He isn't even touching you!

    • @emisthem6562
      @emisthem6562 5 лет назад +7

      That is kind of odd - why would he drive away when people would be able to hear him shouting that he wants to see his kid? Plus, there'd be no physical evidence... I'm sorry, too much CSI and NCIS XD

    • @Remoniq
      @Remoniq 5 лет назад +8

      @@emisthem6562 From most cases like this, from what I have heard, most people would take the mother's side even without any proof.

  • @leannemoore2620
    @leannemoore2620 3 года назад +6

    So sad to hear about OP who was abused by her mother. How a parent can treat their child that way makes me sick. Narcissists are a dangerous breed. I'm so glad OP is free of that misery!

    • @danacarter9147
      @danacarter9147 Год назад

      Same here! If the birth giver still had custody of last OP, OP would have a one-way ticket to the foster care system (when social services takes her away from her mother), after aging out of system, move in with/marry a controlling and abusive guy fall pregnant, as a result of being trapped by her SO, escape to another state, because she's scared that her SO would take her baby away from her with her mother's help, and have to stay at a women's shelter because she won't have any family to take her under their wing.

  • @gooeybug8978
    @gooeybug8978 5 лет назад +196

    when the mom yelled "RAPEEEEE", it sounded like Cindy from Kindergarten 1/2 xD

    • @Vixzys
      @Vixzys 5 лет назад +6

      good. bloody. comment

    • @Nox_Lunatera
      @Nox_Lunatera 5 лет назад +9

      shouldve put that mom in nuggets hands.

    • @Goose_frog
      @Goose_frog 4 года назад +8

      @@Nox_Lunatera TO THE NUGGET CAVE

    • @iexist2161
      @iexist2161 4 года назад +2

      @@Goose_frog Y E S

    • @kurikokuri
      @kurikokuri 4 года назад +2

      NUGGETTT

  • @Mad-Hatter-ison
    @Mad-Hatter-ison 5 лет назад +552

    entitled mom: Put on some clothes, you are inappropriate for the beach
    Me: Says the harasser in an exposing bikini

    • @RubenAssassinRose
      @RubenAssassinRose 5 лет назад +22

      "we're mid orgy, so get in or get out" XD love that line

    • @climaxstriker
      @climaxstriker 5 лет назад +5

      *Channels shit I think Karens would say to make this bit work into a newly created alter-ego: Karen!Climax!*
      Karen!Climax: She's not working! OP is! How DARE you bring logic and reasoning to her entitled bullshit like any sane person would! 10/5 buttholes!!!!!!
      Regular!Climax: But....Karen!Climax, this is not "Am I the Asshole"....
      Karen!Climax: You DARE CORRECT ME?! LET ME TALK TO YOUR MANAGER AND GETCHU FIRED! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
      Regular!Climax: Seriously?...I just created you for this dum little bit...If anything, I'M YOUR manager!
      Karen!Climax: *surprised Pikachu face*
      OK, Bit done. Just wanted to do that bit as my hello after recognizing your name from tumblr in this smol interwebby world xD

    • @clankerr6
      @clankerr6 5 лет назад +8

      Im gay also so i understand how that dude felt, i hvae been in those situations and im just laughing my ass off and they are so confused then i just say, "mam im gay" and it shuts them up real nice.

    • @mayonotes9849
      @mayonotes9849 4 года назад

      Guess the iron(y) hasn't hit her hollow head yet.

    • @toastandmarshmallows9950
      @toastandmarshmallows9950 4 года назад +1

      I wanna like but its at 420😣

  • @mwahjasmin9292
    @mwahjasmin9292 5 лет назад +193

    I literally gasped so loud at the roast the bouncer said like i was left shocked

    • @mercurion-e5t
      @mercurion-e5t 4 года назад +4

      *S H O O K*

    • @ac2038
      @ac2038 4 года назад

      Matty Bruno Lucas Zenere Salas okay u ruined it

    • @abandonedaccount_901
      @abandonedaccount_901 4 года назад

      **A Gachatuber has entered the chat**

  • @Cris-jz5um
    @Cris-jz5um 5 лет назад +80

    The child support one sadly I feel you. It's hard having that life

    • @2JAYCOOP124
      @2JAYCOOP124 3 года назад +3

      My aunt in 2009 battled a man for child support aka my cousin until 2017 and It cost the man 22,000$ and he went into debt and when he could not pay the support they arrested him and he is currently in jail with no way of paying for his child support my cousin was born in 2004 so he is 17 now

    • @danacarter9147
      @danacarter9147 3 года назад +1

      @@2JAYCOOP124 I'm so sorry. Did your cousin ever get a chance to see his father?

    • @2JAYCOOP124
      @2JAYCOOP124 3 года назад +2

      @@danacarter9147 nope she had his kid and never let him see him except at birth

    • @danacarter9147
      @danacarter9147 3 года назад +1

      @@2JAYCOOP124 Oh, damn. 😔How is your cousin doing? What is his life like, now? 🙁

    • @2JAYCOOP124
      @2JAYCOOP124 3 года назад +2

      @@danacarter9147 idk I only met him when I was 5 I’m now 15 I’m really close with one of her cousins and she tells me he has bad grades from his mom not caring anymore and he also has dirty clothes and a bad living condition I feel bad because his dad is such a nice person I love my uncle

  • @travispreston7542
    @travispreston7542 5 лет назад +278

    My boyfriends grandma got mad at one of our friends cause she was in a bikini at the flipping pool!!

    • @martinytcz1762
      @martinytcz1762 5 лет назад +37

      Old religious people, what can you do?

    • @aceclover758
      @aceclover758 5 лет назад +6

      Yea. They can be conservative lieke rhw

    • @human-male
      @human-male 5 лет назад +14

      She had the right to, that behavior belongs in the swimming pool not the flipping pool.

    • @tko930
      @tko930 5 лет назад +3

      I'm only replying to say you have both my brother's and my first names as your full name, and I find that awesome and hilarious.

    • @iamaspaceman8533
      @iamaspaceman8533 5 лет назад +2

      Hassan Mazen show me a flipping pool and we’ll end this

  • @blair7001
    @blair7001 5 лет назад +97

    You’re wearing a swimsuit at the beach! Call the police!
    🤦🏾‍♀️

  • @candeegallo
    @candeegallo 5 лет назад +70

    Wattpads fanficts in 2014
    *I was sold to one direction*

    • @anothercub6958
      @anothercub6958 5 лет назад +3

      I felt this too hard

    • @candeegallo
      @candeegallo 5 лет назад +4

      @@anothercub6958 they even write the same fanfict only changing the famous people names

    • @anothercub6958
      @anothercub6958 5 лет назад +4

      @@candeegallo Dude, I know, and i don't even read them...

  • @thatfooltheycallweaver1124
    @thatfooltheycallweaver1124 5 лет назад +239

    Petition to have Yugo in the audio so RSlash doesn't have to constantly edit and wait to record.

    • @usulu1
      @usulu1 5 лет назад +25

      Petition for a side channel dedicated to Yugo

    • @lovegently9023
      @lovegently9023 5 лет назад +17

      Yes this! Also, r/Yugo would blow up!

    • @emisthem6562
      @emisthem6562 5 лет назад +9

      I have a better idea - use him to censor swearing so rSlash doesn't have to worry so much about the dreaded algorithm!

    • @beren171
      @beren171 5 лет назад +3

      Nah, that would get annoying pretty quick.

    • @emisthem6562
      @emisthem6562 5 лет назад

      ​@@jonnytownsend10 Take my subscription and keep it friend

  • @savannahhamby2106
    @savannahhamby2106 5 лет назад +29

    I thought the EM in the first one was going to start turning her head and vomiting after making that demon noise lol

  • @brantnuttall
    @brantnuttall 5 лет назад +16

    That last one was hard work. I hope she does well with her life. f for her too!

  • @devinsiner5489
    @devinsiner5489 5 лет назад +42

    I was getting a sense of Double standards on that Beach Story. You know Clothing/Working attire.

    • @stormysky8031
      @stormysky8031 5 лет назад +6

      She was obviously insecure about her body the girl must have had a nice body

  • @p0is0n49
    @p0is0n49 5 лет назад +101

    EM: sees people in bikini *HEY THAT IS INAPPROPRIATE*
    Goes to walmart: *dies of heart attack because of the bikinis*

    • @Nox_Lunatera
      @Nox_Lunatera 5 лет назад +5

      wait til she sees a 500lb woman in hoochie shorts.
      got a few of those here in texas.

    • @ulisesarias5079
      @ulisesarias5079 4 года назад

      NO YOU

    • @orion5525
      @orion5525 4 года назад +3

      Bring her to Florida. People go into stores wearing bikinis. Lol.

  • @princeofddr
    @princeofddr 5 лет назад +342

    The black dude in the first story sounds like Vincent from GTA Online!

    • @zntei2374
      @zntei2374 5 лет назад +6

      shame he was fired

    • @filippo384
      @filippo384 5 лет назад +3

      @@zntei2374 i almost cried 😂😂😂 (jk)

    • @zntei2374
      @zntei2374 5 лет назад +2

      @@filippo384 i was really close to burst out crying as well

    • @UPRailRoad-xg8cb
      @UPRailRoad-xg8cb 5 лет назад +2

      Oh my heck dude, I wasn't even thinking of that until now.😂

    • @ChamChamRealSmooth
      @ChamChamRealSmooth 5 лет назад +1

      rip vincent

  • @dingomingo6656
    @dingomingo6656 5 лет назад +27

    Oh god that surf school story had me dying

  • @ThatFoxyPixelKid
    @ThatFoxyPixelKid 4 года назад +61

    911:Nine one one
    whats your emergancy
    Karen:PEPOLE ARE
    WHEARING BIKINYS
    AT THE BEACH!!!

    • @ThatFoxyPixelKid
      @ThatFoxyPixelKid 3 года назад

      @Severus snape
      I know this is old but you would be right

  • @BluBluest
    @BluBluest 5 лет назад +17

    The beach story one.
    OP: "Me and the boys destroying EM"

  • @ReaverTheHangman
    @ReaverTheHangman 5 лет назад +26

    Is anyone else losing faith in humanity with all the entitled people around?

    • @jazzybeanito3025
      @jazzybeanito3025 5 лет назад

      Im not losing faith because people are just getting funnier and has a no bs policy because of them.

    • @_stardustcolors
      @_stardustcolors 5 лет назад +1

      I am.

    • @zephyrus573
      @zephyrus573 5 лет назад

      All i am praising for is to not see one

  • @indigo1324
    @indigo1324 5 лет назад +2

    That second story is more than entitled parents. It’s evil parents. (Not actually a subreddit as far as I know, but it should be for these types of stories. I feel very badly for the OP in that story and I hope that he/she is able to stay strong.)

  • @Nic_ole_
    @Nic_ole_ 5 лет назад +26

    That bouncer is fucking awesome! I'm totally using that line if I'm ever in a similar position.

    • @solarsatan9000
      @solarsatan9000 5 лет назад

      Fake story

    • @Ricardowieringa
      @Ricardowieringa 5 лет назад +1

      Solarstan of RUclips well atleast it was a good story

    • @solarsatan9000
      @solarsatan9000 5 лет назад

      @@Ricardowieringa but it's fake and the person who wrote it clearly is not from the uk

    • @austinwiggins184
      @austinwiggins184 5 лет назад +1

      That profile pic though

    • @tailgatestudios3878
      @tailgatestudios3878 5 лет назад

      Solarstan of RUclips you got proof that it’s fake?

  • @randomphantomxd4734
    @randomphantomxd4734 5 лет назад +262

    If you find a person that is staring at breast and his nose is bleeding at the beach you should call the police...
    ...because that's probably me....

    • @knucklesrule6381
      @knucklesrule6381 5 лет назад +3

      As long at they is over 18 then idfc.

    • @arch455
      @arch455 5 лет назад +8

      Or prob master roshi

    • @tigershark2328
      @tigershark2328 5 лет назад +3

      WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEB

    • @molloch5995
      @molloch5995 5 лет назад +1

      Just take it as a compliment

    • @name-uh5ee
      @name-uh5ee 5 лет назад +3

      Free food and housing

  • @JujubaShawol
    @JujubaShawol 3 года назад +2

    -"SaM iS A GuY?"
    -"Last I checked"
    I'm Dying 🤣🤣
    6:54

  • @TheJesterCW
    @TheJesterCW 5 лет назад +5

    Man, I feel *horrible* for what happened to that lawyer.

  • @djjeremiahplays6033
    @djjeremiahplays6033 5 лет назад +54

    At 13:15, I think this mom was on Dr Phil, No joke, I heard that phrase before.

  • @Nakhash
    @Nakhash Год назад +1

    I absolutely gasped at the bouncer's response. Chef's kiss 💋

  • @anthonytarczynski5423
    @anthonytarczynski5423 4 года назад +4

    “Yeah so, we’re mid-orgy. So either get in or get out.”
    Best line

    • @Joetino
      @Joetino 2 года назад

      What does that mean though?

  • @karatebat5156
    @karatebat5156 5 лет назад +6

    14:06 "Have I ever told you the definition of insanity?" -Vaas

  • @garchomplord5081
    @garchomplord5081 5 лет назад +5

    The abusive mom should never be allowed to eat lunch in this town again!

  • @agiwithaname3192
    @agiwithaname3192 5 лет назад +19

    *What does “OP” mean? I have been hearing that so many times I’m “r/Entitled Parents” Stories and I have NO CLUE what it means! SOMEBODY TELL MEEEEHHHH..*

  • @leftmorningstar6954
    @leftmorningstar6954 5 лет назад +15

    “LET ME IN AREA 51! MY SON WANTS TO PLAY THERE! AND YOU SHOULD GIVE ME YOUR 2,000 ROUNDS PER MINUTE GUN AS COMPENSATION AND THIS CHANELL!”

  • @KFrost-fx7dt
    @KFrost-fx7dt 5 лет назад +1

    How does a woman who doesn't have enough money to support her kid without child support suddenly have enough money to sue everyone, including a lawyer, and ruin them all? Something doesn't add up.

  • @diyarb5773
    @diyarb5773 5 лет назад +59

    Idk why i watch this it makes me mad i need to calm down

    • @emisthem6562
      @emisthem6562 5 лет назад +8

      Welcome to the world of A N X I E T Y: where you hate the world so much you both want to destroy it and repair everything wrong with it

    • @kranberry3318
      @kranberry3318 5 лет назад +4

      Madzie 2000 never related to a comment more in my life lol

    • @gentlegiant6585
      @gentlegiant6585 5 лет назад +1

      Same here. Makes my bo go up and I already have high bp. Need to take a break.

    • @emisthem6562
      @emisthem6562 5 лет назад

      @@kranberry3318 1) LOVE the name 2) I was freshly diagnosed end of last year so I'm still trying to chug along with my channel and university and novel-writing so I'm stressed 24/7 but I get there with a few chuckles thanks to people like rSlash

  • @thatrandomguy5269
    @thatrandomguy5269 5 лет назад +22

    12:00 plot twist her mum is EA “daughter DLC”

  • @Stephanlabize
    @Stephanlabize 4 года назад

    Dude, I'll NEVER Ever get tired of your entitled mother/parent/person's voice. I've been binge watching/listening to your videos while working and it cracks me up every time.

  • @christianjames3797
    @christianjames3797 4 года назад +7

    Imagine being the cop who has to listen to these 911 calls

  • @donutaddict3072
    @donutaddict3072 5 лет назад +6

    When the the dad found out about OP's actual life he should of called the police and CPR

  • @mereum9105
    @mereum9105 3 года назад +2

    The one with the divorced parents at about 12:00 made me so upset that’s not entitled parents that’s ducking abuse.

  • @darrenlevy6638
    @darrenlevy6638 5 лет назад +15

    New title idea
    “Entitled parent expects me to give her her daughter back.”

  • @NoOnesBCE
    @NoOnesBCE 5 лет назад +22

    Mvp dad fighting an evil dragon on careere ending accusations for his daughter.

  • @Toshinegawa
    @Toshinegawa 5 лет назад +1

    That last story is a perfect example of why the system is flawed. It's always in favor of the mother. Never the father. It's as if they think ALL mothers are angels while every father is satan. The worst part is that manipulative bitches like this one could be avoided if judges and social workers just ASK THE CHILD WHO THEY RATHER STAY WITH instead assuming "oh they're still young, they don't know better"

  • @XPWindows_
    @XPWindows_ 5 лет назад +16

    Me: *Reports Video*
    RSlash: Why?
    Me: that burn was way too hot

  • @eeffm890
    @eeffm890 5 лет назад +4

    Every dislike is a karen asking where your manager is.

  • @sonofjack6286
    @sonofjack6286 5 лет назад +1

    Hopefully the OP of the last story has a good life with their father.

  • @obamadespacito3362
    @obamadespacito3362 5 лет назад +15

    When you mom sells u:cry
    When u sell your mom:stonks

  • @niinariikonen4806
    @niinariikonen4806 5 лет назад +137

    You forgot the rSlash logo from the opening screen or what ever it is called lol

    • @lizardlegend42
      @lizardlegend42 5 лет назад +5

      I thought something was missing.

    • @mevia3518
      @mevia3518 5 лет назад +6

      Lol I felt like something was missing but I didn't know what

    • @roccothebandit3031
      @roccothebandit3031 5 лет назад +7

      An entitled parent stole it

    • @TheEthiopian1987
      @TheEthiopian1987 5 лет назад +2

      well it belongs to Karen now, nothing else we can do.

    • @justsomeone6966
      @justsomeone6966 5 лет назад +1

      Karens ran away with it *GASP*

  • @benpasterski5106
    @benpasterski5106 4 года назад +1

    This why child support needs to be fixed. Too many stories are coming out about people using the money on their needs vs the kids. And apparently it is legal if you have child support and spend it on yourself if you pay some of your own money on your kids. For an example: if you get $5k in child support and you spend $500 of your own money on your kids. You are allowed to do whatever with $5k from child support.

  • @saratoledo7817
    @saratoledo7817 5 лет назад +15

    The last one is just like my mom. It’s a little scary how this is look just like my life. Except I still have to live with my mom.

    • @Worldprotectors
      @Worldprotectors 5 лет назад +2

      Oh no D: how old are you?

    • @linger368
      @linger368 5 лет назад +1

      Oh my goodness! Yeah, like the above commenter said, how old are you? Would you be able to get out anytime soon?

    • @Nox_Lunatera
      @Nox_Lunatera 5 лет назад +1

      my mom is almost as bad as this

    • @ARandomSpace
      @ARandomSpace 3 года назад +1

      Idk if you're still here, but get help immediately. Find out what you can, call something, get out of that place.

    • @saratoledo7817
      @saratoledo7817 3 года назад +1

      @@Worldprotectors 12 when I wrote this now 13

  • @jacksonangley8163
    @jacksonangley8163 5 лет назад +3

    I heard that screeching a weeks ago. From another time zone. My ears are still ringing.

  • @jailaduncan6111
    @jailaduncan6111 5 лет назад

    I am so happy for that last girl who got away from her abusive mother. I'd honestly would sneak out and meet up with my dad somewhere just to get away from her and tell my dad everything. But at the same time, I understand how that could be hard to do, considering the situation that she was in. It's hard trying to do something when someone you're supposed to look up to tells you: "you can't."

  • @vagatronics
    @vagatronics 5 лет назад +14

    If you are reading this i wish you the best of luck and i wish you success and a lot of money in the future.

  • @titanderp
    @titanderp 5 лет назад +60

    You and Giofilms collab now or I'm getting the manager!

  • @carna-9501
    @carna-9501 4 года назад +1

    Yo the story about the mom who thinks her child is a bank... I've been there my mother still pulls this shit, she constantly pulls bullshit to make it seem like my dad wasn't as good a person as he actually is, and always tries to make him pay more child support.

  • @the_autistic_advocate
    @the_autistic_advocate 5 лет назад +3

    The thing with these stories is that sometimes they're hilarious and other times they're actually quite sad

  • @rachelreese8276
    @rachelreese8276 4 года назад +3

    That bouncers burn was so strong im watching this video and i have a 2nd degree burn on my arm i mean goddamn that was something

  • @TheWitchofEndor-1
    @TheWitchofEndor-1 4 года назад +1

    I’m glad that girl got away from her mother and is living a much happier life with her father. People seem to forget that abuse isn’t only applicable to males or females. Sometimes the mother is evil, sometimes the father is evil.

  • @misterdoge6282
    @misterdoge6282 5 лет назад +5

    3:14 "I still want to go over to that bouncer and buy him." lol

  • @dgmlmao
    @dgmlmao 5 лет назад +5

    I would really love for op/op's dad to get revenge on her mom

  • @vick7868
    @vick7868 5 лет назад +1

    I was going to make a remark about how confusing it would have been to be the boyfriend walking into the situation in the surf shop story, but now I'm just filled with the hope that someone found the mother in that last story and wrung her neck. I feel so bad for that OP, I sincerely hope she has all the nice things in life, wherever she is.

  • @_stardustcolors
    @_stardustcolors 5 лет назад +7

    Oml I'm wheezing at the second story I can't stop laughing-

  • @kristychow9206
    @kristychow9206 5 лет назад +4

    That’s a GREAT burn, even after a decade we can still smell the smoke from the sceeen

  • @stephaniehoyland4901
    @stephaniehoyland4901 4 года назад +1

    The last story,What the hell is wrong with that mother, she need to be put away

    • @danacarter9147
      @danacarter9147 3 года назад +1

      Agreed. A nice, cushy padded cell, and a straight jacket are a perfect for that mother.

  • @Lopholillie
    @Lopholillie 5 лет назад +14

    "Liking the video makes people know this is hit stuff"
    *I'm sorry but I have to let this out*
    r/fellowkids

  • @Alex-or8dg
    @Alex-or8dg 5 лет назад +4

    I was doubled over with laughter by the second one with the beach. Holy crud that's a good one!

  • @Ash-lo8fh
    @Ash-lo8fh 4 года назад +1

    “If you don’t mind we’re mid orgy so get in or get out” never have I ever once in my entire life heard anything better than this

  • @strikeforce1500
    @strikeforce1500 5 лет назад +5

    How dare you to wear a bikini in a beach?, That is ridiculous. What is next? Wearing a coat in winter? Drinking water in a desert?