Well, Kerbal Space Program just ceased updating like only a year ago, and before that, game changed a lot. 0.7.3 would be a very unfamiliar version to a person who used to play 0.23, and 0.23 would be a very unfamiliar version to a person who just started playing KSP just recently. KSP Fanbase has also continue to grow for most of the time. So yeah, not so surprising lol
Landing on Eve and returning is easy if you know how to build Eve landers, and if you have breaking ground going to Eve and back is not a lot harder than going to Duna.
Stabilized approaches are a myth! I feel like it would be easier if there was a way to see your distance from the runway (without putting a part or something on the end of the runway)
My Kerbans Motto is "like a bat outta hell", everything is done like that. Landing? Bat outta hell Takeoff? Bat outta hell Docking? Unfortunately, also Bat outta hell 😂, often something goes wrong and it's like Interstellar (the movie), no time for caution.
Daily routine: Wake up Launch KSP Use the bathroom Take a shower Eat breakfast Brush teeth Catch up on the news Walk the dog Mow the lawn Trim the hedges Water the flowers Make lunch Eat lunch Play KSP
@@widdly-scuds *proceeds to spend several hours trying to troubleshoot, only to realize that you forgot about dependencies because you use CKAN too much*
After the great tragedies of Shitfuck1 through Shitfuck68, I am glad to announce a record altitude of 14.541 km has been reached by the top-of-the-line Shitfuck69
Nothing beats landing on Eve after 2 carefully calculated gravity assists, doing your first spacewalk... and realize that the ladder is just out of reach for your Kerbal
@@MattLowne Dude stop. My brother died in a car accident stop using the skull emoji. Rest in peace to my brother. Please refrain from using it in your life, that is wrong to all the people who lost their lifes. I sincerely hope you learn from this mistake and no longer make the same choice again. Please evaluate your life choices, and question yourself to why you decided to use the skull emoji. I understand that you may have been through alot, but that does not mean you should joke about dead people. You may have been abused or hurt, but do not use that as an excuse to hurt others. If i ever catch you using offensive things again, so help me god i will find you. I will find you myself. I swear on my brothers grave that i will stop at no cost. You are my enemy. And i will hunt you like you are my prey.
The penguins of Madagascar one was so real, every KSC approach ever is just nose dive, then pull up sharply exerting your Kerbols to 30Gs, coming 2cm away from the ground and landing….
As a person with a lot of hours in KSP (and spending most of it watching matt lowne and scott munley tutorials), i can assure this is terrifyingly accurate.
“Average KSC Runway Approach” I am not even gonna lie when i say that i ACTUALLY do that kind of manouver when i land. It always ends up working somehow 😭
So, the plane in Madagascar 2 having that plasma flare around the nose, if my 15 hours of KSP have taught me anything, it’s that they have to be traveling about one kilometer per second.
I’ve made exactly 2 Eve return missions, and both were sample returns where the final stage was the science container with a probe core, parachute and heat shield that basically deadsticked a direct trajectory back into Kerbin’s atmosphere. The core itself ran out of battery before it even left Eve’s SOI and I had to quicksave like 6 times to perfect the deltaV from the nudge of a 0 force seperatron; if I finished the maneuver without separating it would end up outside the atmosphere of Kerbin. Fun times.
Wow… so true. Never thought I’d see the day when Matt lowne makes a “slander” vid. Really funny tho- even if I am still learning-, and as a watcher since ‘18, love your work!
@@mekanic5124 for long time PC players who have never touched a console, playing anything more complicated than a racing game on console is just horrible. Main problem is you got 5x110+ keys on the PC to do everything, which on console gets crammed into like 10 different button combinations that are not entirely intuitive
Me with KJR saying goodbye to wobbles on the most unstable 1 piece mega eeloo colony launched in one fairing attatched to the 10,000kn rocket by a docking port jr
Very accurate video. For I am one of the rare console players who actually goes beyond Mun and Minmus I have gone everywhere except for Eve surface and return.
Me: trying to listen harder to Matt's minmus spaceplane tutorial Matt: and now we're going to do a mün gravity assist Me: screw this i'm making another jet
Me spending hours painstakingly recreating the Jool system at real scale in Universe Sandbox only for Laythe to freeze over, Vall collide with Tylo and Bop get ejected
its incredible how long that the fanbase has survived that we can adapt modern memes to a 10 year old game. I just cant stop watching
Well, Kerbal Space Program just ceased updating like only a year ago, and before that, game changed a lot. 0.7.3 would be a very unfamiliar version to a person who used to play 0.23, and 0.23 would be a very unfamiliar version to a person who just started playing KSP just recently. KSP Fanbase has also continue to grow for most of the time. So yeah, not so surprising lol
@@gming8225 It is though.
@@gming8225 the fact of the matter is that this doesn’t usually happen to a 10 year game and it’s amazing
y e s
@@gming8225 😥😥
Dude as a KSP player with a 6-year experience, it was very accurate. Even the one with the Eve returns number.
100th like!
I usually play on sandbox with cheats and even I haven’t returned from eve without using the set orbit cheat lol
Landing on Eve and returning is easy if you know how to build Eve landers, and if you have breaking ground going to Eve and back is not a lot harder than going to Duna.
Very funny
Ive done it ONCE with many reloads of quick saves
BDArmory players never going to space (they're too busy bombing KSC)
“idk man that fuel sphere next to the runway looks a little rusted, better drop a tsar bomb on it just to be safe” - every BDArmory mfer ever
Bdarmory guns are shit in orbit so I don't really have a choice eh
BDArmory players: whats space?
Just wait until they get their hands on kerbinside
@@garlicbread1575just use the missiles with rcs
Me on my way to turn a peaceful game into cruise missile simulator
fuck that's a good one
I try to do that too but I end up launching it into interstellar space like I did with that Clydesdale and observatory lol
Every time I make a weapon in KSP I seem to get a mental break down, so that one isn't me.
I actually managed to make an artillery piece, it wasn't good but I still made it.
@@MattLowne Matt says a bad word??? (real) (bad)
Truly, a work of art
Work of art indeed.
1:00 tho ;D
Breaded
You aren't a penguin beardy? 😱
@@jtf2k442 guess I'm a femboy now 😈
I love the, "Average KSC Runway Approach" part because of how accurate it is.
Stabilized approaches are a myth! I feel like it would be easier if there was a way to see your distance from the runway (without putting a part or something on the end of the runway)
It's called bleeding energy, casual
I don't even line up my plane... for me, any ground is landing ground.
My Kerbans Motto is "like a bat outta hell", everything is done like that.
Landing? Bat outta hell
Takeoff? Bat outta hell
Docking? Unfortunately, also Bat outta hell 😂, often something goes wrong and it's like Interstellar (the movie), no time for caution.
Its like landing a brick with a feather glued to it but the feather is on fire
0:42 this is accurate.
1:100
ksp2 footage to video ratio
Gigachad gets made fun of just for him to agree
Fantastic, simply fantastic
Yeah it do be like that
that was brutal
Been playing KSP for several years and wow the accuracy here is painful
It's time for Kerbin geography
@Charlie Carroll why?
@Charlie Carroll exactly, seems to be a good reason to like the game about exploration
YOU have been playing KSP?
you here?
first slander that made me laugh so many times
Never expecting Matt to use the F word without censoring it
facts
He even used it in reply to a comment!
@@Number_055 Right below this comment.
He won't use it in replies here. Bet.
@@Number_055 I did see that
He said “Listen here you little shit”
1:48 me when matt says “if you draw a line from kerbin to the sun to Duna the angle that that line forms is 45 degrees…”
It can't be so true, but it is
A true staple of his duna missions
me forgetting it every single time i do it myself:
My man roasted himself
And everyone else too.
_Achievement unlocked: Kamikaze_
Thrice!
he accepts his role in the community with grace and humility, like a true comrade
Don’t dish what you can’t take
1:25 the best approach ever to exist 😄
the only viable approach
If you aren't bottoming out your landing gear, you are doing it wrong.
@@martijn9568 wait... it's possible to land without bottoming out your landing gear?!?
@@Calafax with some destructions it's possible, without-...only if you're the most genius human ever.
Mission Control when you butter the bread:
*wait, that's illegal*
1:48 average modpack user waiting for the loading to finish (it won't)
Daily routine:
Wake up
Launch KSP
Use the bathroom
Take a shower
Eat breakfast
Brush teeth
Catch up on the news
Walk the dog
Mow the lawn
Trim the hedges
Water the flowers
Make lunch
Eat lunch
Play KSP
@@generalrubbish9513 And then the game crashes as soon as you load onto the launchpad even though it was fine yesterday
@@widdly-scuds *proceeds to spend several hours trying to troubleshoot, only to realize that you forgot about dependencies because you use CKAN too much*
Average RSS+Principia user trying to do slingshots
This comment and the replies made me think, maybe there are good parts about not being able to download mods bc i play on console has it's good sides.
I did not know matt was capable of memes and swearing. This is amazing.
My favorite part of Kerbal Space Program is when Jeb Kerman said "it's Kerbin time!" And Kerballed all over space
After the great tragedies of Shitfuck1 through Shitfuck68, I am glad to announce a record altitude of 14.541 km has been reached by the top-of-the-line Shitfuck69
That Werner von Kerman one was clever.
Why do you think there are no cities left on the surface of Kerbin?
@@generalrubbish9513 Someone got a bit of wunderwaffe
Nothing beats landing on Eve after 2 carefully calculated gravity assists, doing your first spacewalk... and realize that the ladder is just out of reach for your Kerbal
aeyooo
not that the vehicle would be able to leave eve anyways
@@1000-THR yea you probably need 5000 tons of fuel with 500 of the most powerful thrusters just to get back to kerbin
Here we can see the effects of making ksp videos for 5+ years lol another banger from matt
I can feel the insanity taking him.
matt lowne subs when they find out matt used the F word (its a cuss word)
no way 💀
@@MattLowne Matt no the skull emoji means death and we are too sensitive to be exposed to such vile subjects ect.
@@MattLowne Dude stop. My brother died in a car accident stop using the skull emoji. Rest in peace to my brother. Please refrain from using it in your life, that is wrong to all the people who lost their lifes. I sincerely hope you learn from this mistake and no longer make the same choice again. Please evaluate your life choices, and question yourself to why you decided to use the skull emoji. I understand that you may have been through alot, but that does not mean you should joke about dead people. You may have been abused or hurt, but do not use that as an excuse to hurt others. If i ever catch you using offensive things again, so help me god i will find you. I will find you myself. I swear on my brothers grave that i will stop at no cost. You are my enemy. And i will hunt you like you are my prey.
@@thatsstoguy 💀
@@thatsstoguy 💀💀💀💀💀
The penguins of Madagascar one was so real, every KSC approach ever is just nose dive, then pull up sharply exerting your Kerbols to 30Gs, coming 2cm away from the ground and landing….
As a history buff, the Werner Von Kerman meme had me dying, great change in favour for the second channel 👍
oh shit they found me
@@WernherVonKerman.
W h a t w h e r e y o u d o i n g i n 1 9 4 3 ?
things
"Once the rockets are up, who cares where they come down? That's not my department!" says Wernher von Braun
@@LolUGotBusted Kerman you mean?
0:25 can relate
Dude I've literally spent more time trying to get the mods working than actually playing the game
@@Azmythometre And loading times too playing KSP with RSS makes my days feel like an hour.
true
@@dark9362 Yeah and it takes like 5 minutes to load even on a good ssd
ayy Carnasa
can also relate
As a person with a lot of hours in KSP (and spending most of it watching matt lowne and scott munley tutorials), i can assure this is terrifyingly accurate.
münley*
“Average KSC Runway Approach”
I am not even gonna lie when i say that i ACTUALLY do that kind of manouver when i land. It always ends up working somehow 😭
Dont we all
Protip: To not forget important parts, create a custom tab with the parts you always wanna double check that your craft actually has.
Great idea!
Hilarious and actually accurate.
1:36 the man roasted himself.
So, the plane in Madagascar 2 having that plasma flare around the nose, if my 15 hours of KSP have taught me anything, it’s that they have to be traveling about one kilometer per second.
the one about installing mods is too true except when i install 9000 mods only 10 work and my computer still reaches reactor 4 temperature
1:04 aged like fine wine
Name a slander from this video that isn't 100% true (impossible)
At 1:36. Matt has made way more SSTOs than that.
@@amppari_234 It probably specifies Mun SSTO for that reason.
@@martijn9568 true
Matt Lowne making a KSP slander is crazy💀
1:52 forgetting autostrut be like
I swear how do the boeing rockets not do that
Bruh 7 years playing this game and every single one of these was a hit.
As a casual femboy, I can confirm that minimus is one of my favorite places
as a fan of both minmus and vall 0:58 is the most relatable part of the video
i need to know why liking them is gay so that i can start liking them
Usually I find slander videos boring and repetitive. Maybe I'm just old but I'm almost crying at this! Well made
Pretty accurate 😂
You could have added something about designing an simple aircraft for two hours only to have it crash directly after liftoff.
Oof. 😆
That is the worst.
As a player who has played for 2+ years and still can't make a Rocket but can make good planes, accurate
@@al3xb0t2 i used to make great rockets, then i got into making all sorst of planes, and all i knew about rockets, gone, reduced to atoms.
I’ve made exactly 2 Eve return missions, and both were sample returns where the final stage was the science container with a probe core, parachute and heat shield that basically deadsticked a direct trajectory back into Kerbin’s atmosphere. The core itself ran out of battery before it even left Eve’s SOI and I had to quicksave like 6 times to perfect the deltaV from the nudge of a 0 force seperatron; if I finished the maneuver without separating it would end up outside the atmosphere of Kerbin.
Fun times.
Wow… so true. Never thought I’d see the day when Matt lowne makes a “slander” vid. Really funny tho- even if I am still learning-, and as a watcher since ‘18, love your work!
Oh- as a side note I learnt on PS4. Is it really that hard?
P.s. now play laptop due to me learning on PS now.
@@mekanic5124 for long time PC players who have never touched a console, playing anything more complicated than a racing game on console is just horrible. Main problem is you got 5x110+ keys on the PC to do everything, which on console gets crammed into like 10 different button combinations that are not entirely intuitive
@@mekanic5124 console is just hard I always just grab a mouse and keyboard for my ps4
Heh… try playing WarThunder on console… so many 3-button combos…
@@mekanic5124 already did
wait guys theres no houses on kerbin because all the fallen rocket stages hit houses and exploded, use SSTOs guys!
ksp players making their mods folder larger than the stock game:
You watch your mouth! (Very accurate though).
Fr, my mod folder is like 60gb, while the game isn't even 20
Moho is WAY to underrated. Like ngl i don't think I have seen a single person land on it.
Ahhh the ion engine one got me 😂
Me pretty much never leaving Kerbin and just messing around with planes for the last howevermany years…
“guys! i did it! i landed on Minmus!”
1:11
Jebediah Kerman: Convicted murderer charged with mass genocide dies at the hands of an 8 year old child with a mild gaming addiction.
Me with 500+ hours having never returned from eve or made an ssto
Look, after starting my 43632624234th career save and having to deal with early game tech, I just forget solar panels exist alright?
0:52
Im rolling on the floor, that's so relatable.
2:27 linuxgurugamer single handedly patching every abandoned mod into compatibility
This is the best ksp meme I've ever seen, bravo Matt
Me with KJR saying goodbye to wobbles on the most unstable 1 piece mega eeloo colony launched in one fairing attatched to the 10,000kn rocket by a docking port jr
Best slander I have seen yet
Funnily enough KSP 2 got an EA release date yesterday
0:37 Helping Kitler 💀💀
hahaha i lost it reading this.
holy shit back to back bangers
The low resolution GIGACHAD image for console players sent me.
I really wouldn't mind these types of videos more often ngl
mfw probably the most relatable/accurate slander meme I've seen yet
especially the solar panels bit
as someone who likes both minmus and vall i can say that 0:58 is NOT ACCURATE.
nvm
Thank you once again for this amazing video Matt :3
0:12 Heff mk2 explaining why he/Bob Kerman destroyed Dres and created a GOD
Big brain KSP
This is the most accurate KSP slander I've ever seen
Very accurate video. For I am one of the rare console players who actually goes beyond Mun and Minmus I have gone everywhere except for Eve surface and return.
You absolute madman! Much respect.
Well the KSP 2 delay memes aged like fine milk. It’s out in early access now.
Man this is so accurate it’s hilarious!
He literally made a slander about himself... My respect for this guy is going through space.
2 and a half minutes of some of the best content on RUclips 🤣
more accurate than my aim when clicking the windows start menu and then the steam button in the shortest time possible
This video feel like the perfect ending for the KSP1 era. Long live KSP2!
Long live KSP1
@@Sir_Trollman lol, yeah...
Omfg the Wherner Kerman one. German scientists go brrr.
2:19 completely 100% false misinformation…
This actually starts at about 1.5 seconds
You didn't make a starship challenge and it's been more than 1.5 seconds
1:57
Jeb: "im gonna do whats called a pro gamer move"
“Oh shit i forgot my personal parachute!”
🤓 Most athletic KSP player
I love this side of Matt lowne
Love it
Me: trying to listen harder to Matt's minmus spaceplane tutorial
Matt: and now we're going to do a mün gravity assist
Me: screw this i'm making another jet
1:54 this is so good
where are the son of smith references, he is one of my favorite youtubers, bd armory is among the must-have mods frfr
0:58 ayo what did I do 😭
Vall does not deserve this disrespect
i do not confrim nor deny these allegations
i have changed my opinion
i confirm the allegations
My favorite is the Scott Manley one. Long live Interstellar Quest. ✊😔
2:13 what's that running from? I like it's vibe
this has a few more expletives than I expected, but it's still funny.
1:17 me learning about CKAN, github, and autostrut.
Me learning abut kracken drives
Me spending hours painstakingly recreating the Jool system at real scale in Universe Sandbox only for Laythe to freeze over, Vall collide with Tylo and Bop get ejected
Console players crying in the corner (they dont get updates)
😥🙏
Mission control watching Untitled Spacecraft barreling towards them at mach 3:
0:05 TD channel*
ok
turbo pumped is the exact opposite
Can confirm, in my pursuit of happiness I got RSS but it didn't help
1:31 how the fuck did you get footage from my room?
Frfr
That was probably the truest thing I’ve seen all year
He slandered his own SSTOs
We really gotta appreciate what this man does for us. He had to search “dancing femboy” twice for footage for these memes, with 1 hand!
What do you mean return from eve? You mean, "new permanent base that can't be resupplied"
This is one of the best adaptations of this meme I've seen, really made my day
It’s crazy I was just trying to find some slander videos because I have nothing better to do right now and just found this lol
This is too real. My small brain cannot fathom how real this is.