WORLD'S WORST SUPERHERO | FAILMAN

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  • Опубликовано: 6 сен 2024
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Комментарии • 13 тыс.

  • @JustJelly11
    @JustJelly11 5 лет назад +725

    Me from the future: *sees mark without glasses* oh that’s normal
    Everyone from this time seeing mark without glasses: AAAAAAHHHHH

  • @Carzeyday
    @Carzeyday 9 лет назад +170

    He is not the hero humanity needs,but deserves.

  • @Maniac4Bricks
    @Maniac4Bricks 9 лет назад +78

    5:32, wait. If you're supposed to be fail man, and the level "failed", did you succeed at failing? If you succeed at failing, then you failed to succeed at failing......
    *mind blown*

  • @kenaicozry-gallant5217
    @kenaicozry-gallant5217 5 лет назад +60

    Is it just me or does Failman have legitimately good character design?

  • @I_am_ENSanity
    @I_am_ENSanity 9 лет назад +505

    0:24
    Well if you say so Mark....*Takes a deep breath*.....AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUGHHHHH!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! *Runs around throwing Molotov cocktails at everything*

    • @ciaransapelli1453
      @ciaransapelli1453 9 лет назад +9

      Captain Rave Slendy a deep breath, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. HHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE LLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT HHHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSS GGGGGGGGGGGGGGLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEE LLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKKKKKKKKKKKKSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WWWWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!
      "panting" that took a lot of breath "panting"

    • @gamerader0015
      @gamerader0015 9 лет назад +4

      Captain Rave Slendy No its not war or nuclear war... *Takes a deep breath* THE UNIVERSE IS COMING TO AN END!

    • @mercybreaker129
      @mercybreaker129 9 лет назад +4

      Eric Bloom Usually if the world was coming to an end and people knew about it, rioting would come into effect, which could cause people to chuck molotov's at everything in view.

    • @cbh123456789
      @cbh123456789 9 лет назад +4

      Chris Lambert and vodka is cheap, and effective.

    • @mercybreaker129
      @mercybreaker129 9 лет назад +1

      Frost Craft Alas, it is indeed. And on top of that, knowing the right people, moonshine is quite flammable as well.

  • @zxchmonya9153
    @zxchmonya9153 5 лет назад +718

    I'm here from 2019 to tell that Mark is OK WITHOUT his glasses

  • @wolfjedisamuel
    @wolfjedisamuel 9 лет назад +1750

    ATTENTION! I REPEAT! ATTENTION ALL UNITS!
    WE HAVE 415, I REPEAT, A 415!
    Mark is without opticals, REPEAT, we have a Mark without opticals!
    THIS IS NOT A DRILL! Assemble all Optologists!
    This is the worse crisis since the gel-less hair, butter substitute epidemic of 2014.

    • @chalkbowes9430
      @chalkbowes9430 9 лет назад +40

      wolfjedisamuel Mother of god

    • @schmittywerberjagermann-je2634
      @schmittywerberjagermann-je2634 9 лет назад +18

      Send a search team!!!! Aaahahahghahahagagagahaggaaghahhhhh

    • @ThyWaffl3
      @ThyWaffl3 9 лет назад +17

      wolfjedisamuel Quick to the bunker!

    • @Decmk3
      @Decmk3 9 лет назад +20

      wolfjedisamuel Action Stations people! Move it, move it, move it! Sit rep on my desk NOW!

    • @jdevilgamerdrjuciyfruit1348
      @jdevilgamerdrjuciyfruit1348 9 лет назад +4

      Dear baby Jesus this is going to shit help us aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

  • @probablydeadinside7877
    @probablydeadinside7877 6 лет назад +166

    Failman actually has a really good character design :o

    • @callmewilpls9099
      @callmewilpls9099 5 лет назад +10

      Yeah there should be an intire game about him

    • @transbiologistthetransesto7956
      @transbiologistthetransesto7956 4 года назад +8

      Boy do I have good news for y'all. There's this game called Fail Man, and Markiplier did a video on it.
      In fact, you're watching it right now!

    • @adamshafeeq8685
      @adamshafeeq8685 3 года назад +5

      At least better than what modern cartoons can do

    • @mindlesspart2
      @mindlesspart2 3 года назад +4

      He lowkey cute doe

    • @palecaptainwolfkayls8499
      @palecaptainwolfkayls8499 Год назад +1

      I like his face
      Like an in-between of either an ideal hero or ideal trickster

  • @prinnyXdood
    @prinnyXdood 9 лет назад +121

    Too bad nobody seems to comment about the Fail Man game other than Mark's missing glasses.

    • @gamer_x403
      @gamer_x403 9 лет назад +10

      prinnyXdood that was video about Fail Man game?

    • @bobbyspencer7931
      @bobbyspencer7931 9 лет назад +1

      Gamer_X I hear yea

    • @LikaLaruku
      @LikaLaruku 9 лет назад

      prinnyXdood I wouldn't really call Fail Man a "game," but I could see it being remade as a Scriblenauts parody where he can fail in multiple ways.

    • @nevaehgood3846
      @nevaehgood3846 9 лет назад +1

      yeah I agree

    • @eggsarntmemes
      @eggsarntmemes 9 лет назад +1

      Me to

  • @intoxicatedbytea
    @intoxicatedbytea 8 лет назад +1003

    I didn't realize Markiplier wore glasses until he pointed out that he was missing them... yeah I really don't pay attention...

  • @taco_king1017
    @taco_king1017 8 лет назад +137

    OH NOOO MARK LOST HIS GLASSES...EVERYONE SCREAM AND YELL AT THINGS

  • @DummyAccount829
    @DummyAccount829 3 года назад +42

    0:24 : 5-ish years later, that statement STILL holds true.

  • @ZachzyGames1
    @ZachzyGames1 9 лет назад +325

    Mark lost his glasses... I guess we know the secret identity of Failman!

    • @ermagurd3919
      @ermagurd3919 9 лет назад +8

      Zachzy Games it's all so clear! his success on RUclips has been a clever ruse.

    • @raypalmer508
      @raypalmer508 9 лет назад +8

      Zachzy Games unless.... that's exactly what failman wants you to think!

    • @ZachzyGames1
      @ZachzyGames1 9 лет назад +3

      Ray Palmer clever failman... very clever

    • @lilliputauthorandtoiletris1954
      @lilliputauthorandtoiletris1954 9 лет назад +1

      LOL

    • @alexandermercer5363
      @alexandermercer5363 9 лет назад +26

      Zachzy Games He looks 400% more Asian without them LOL

  • @mxboxlocks
    @mxboxlocks 9 лет назад +57

    WHO IS THIS STRANGE MAN?!
    Certainly he's not Markiplier, Markiplier has glasses...
    He's not Warfstache either, Warfstache has a different voice tone and a pink mustache...
    He's definitely not Darkiplier, Darkiplier's a girl now...
    **Gigantic Gasp!**
    It..
    IT IS MARK!!!
    EVERYTHING HAS GONE TO HELL!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES
    FREAK OUT AND SCREAM
    PANIC
    STOP DROP AND ROLL
    WE NEED TO FIND HIS GLASSES
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    • @mxboxlocks
      @mxboxlocks 9 лет назад +10

      Griefer Creeper 101 Wait, how come in almost none of his animations he doesn't have glasses...? OnO

  • @littleblueclovers
    @littleblueclovers 9 лет назад +23

    I love this game so much.
    I love the concept about a man who "solves" a problem while creating a much worse problem at the same time- much like the monkey's paw.

  • @taraktaras7327
    @taraktaras7327 Год назад +12

    4:19 "oh this is gonna go okay!" [happy to see grandma and cat]
    4:21 [realization hits mark knowing he will have to kill one of them.]

  • @markiplierSINGSbadly
    @markiplierSINGSbadly 9 лет назад +216

    Hey! That 8 Million video is coming tonight! HYPE IT UP BECAUSE WE MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE MARK'S GLASSES! :D

  • @NotRJ001
    @NotRJ001 7 лет назад +63

    As People Say......
    "What Ever Happens At Vegas Stays At Vegas"
    Remember That Mark....

    • @florencejohn5222
      @florencejohn5222 7 лет назад

      MEME TIME It's "... in Vegas" Not "...at Vegas"

    • @NotRJ001
      @NotRJ001 7 лет назад

      SelfieBoy John xD I know.....

  • @Syphong
    @Syphong 9 лет назад +1325

    *Sudden loud blaring of the alarms in the Markiplier HQ*
    INTRUDER ALERT!
    INTRUDER ALERT!
    All units! Code Red in phase 2! I repeat! All units code red in phase 2! We've been breached by an unknown intruder! Suspect wearing grey t-shirt and he looks like our commander Markiplier but without his glasses and... Oh god! He's coming! No! Get away! HQ we need backup now!!!!!! I repeat! We need backu-....oh no.... please....no.......AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
    *phone line cuts dead*
    Beep...beep...beep...

    • @ThePurpleGuyy
      @ThePurpleGuyy 9 лет назад +2

      Nocturnal Creatures XD

    • @a_ninja2376
      @a_ninja2376 9 лет назад +27

      Commander? Commander are you there? Do you need back up? Commander please respond.
      Send all forces into there and take down that grey shirted man without glasses. It's time we get our markiplier back!

    • @tafferchuck1349
      @tafferchuck1349 9 лет назад +15

      Ninja Man NEGATIVE!! NEGATIVE!! OUR OPERATIVES ARE KILLING THEMSELVES DUE TO MARK'S LACK OF GLASSES!! WE DON'T HAVE ANYONE ELSE!! MAYDAY MAYDAY!! FORT TERRA INCOGNITA HAS FALLEN!! REPEAT!! THIS FORT HAS FALLEN!! EVERYONE........

    • @silverbro13
      @silverbro13 9 лет назад +10

      Nocturnal Creatures That's a negative soldier. Alright, President Mark, we need your per-
      Mark: Def-con 3 immediately! I want those men in an infirmary STAT!
      AYE SIR! Ground troops this is HQ, sending reinforcements now.

    • @ThePurpleGuyy
      @ThePurpleGuyy 9 лет назад +5

      Glitch Drowned*Starts going insane* NGNVJEHFDURJDFNDJIVFDHFHGHGRGURFGNRFDGNRFHGNRFGDGNGJGTTNJRUFGJTRUGTHGUTJGTGTUGJTRIUGTJRUFJFRUFJFUIGITHRGURJGITGJRTIGHIFHGHIFGHFRJHUHFNR

  • @WillieManga
    @WillieManga 4 года назад +20

    "I FAILED FAILMAN! T-T"
    For some reason I laughed much harder than I should have at that given the circumstances.

  • @AlyssaTalks
    @AlyssaTalks 9 лет назад +348

    You look really good with or without glasses.

  • @ujutae
    @ujutae 9 лет назад +76

    *begins internal struggle of asking how Mark can look good with and without glasses*

    • @michellek6267
      @michellek6267 9 лет назад +3

      Good luck. **pats you on the back**

    • @ujutae
      @ujutae 9 лет назад +1

      +Jennifer K (avsongbird)
      I know right? I look bad with and without so I'm left to wonder just how he looks so good either way.

  • @mwk89
    @mwk89 9 лет назад +141

    Failman: The Next Avenger

  • @rapmonster2108
    @rapmonster2108 6 лет назад +37

    " I'LL SAVE YOUU "
    * not even 5 seconds, later *
    "How did that help you?!"😂

  • @SuzyLuOfficial
    @SuzyLuOfficial 9 лет назад +778

    I think us 8 million subscribers should army together and find Marks glasses! Who's with meeee

  • @kimmiyshi
    @kimmiyshi 9 лет назад +128

    THIS IS AN EMERGANCY
    MARK HAS LOST HIS GLASSES
    I REPEAT, MARK HAS LOST HIS GLASSES
    THIS IS NOT A DRILL, I REPEAT
    THIS IS NOT A DRILL.

    • @kayloreve97
      @kayloreve97 9 лет назад +18

      Riley Macknight WE NEED TO FORM A HUMAN HELICOPTER. QUICKLY EVERY JOIN HANDS!!!!!!!

    • @TrueDeko
      @TrueDeko 9 лет назад +10

      *HOLY SHIT MARK HAS LOST HIS GLASSES PEOPLE, MARK HAS LOST HIS GLASSES, PLEASE RUN TO THE NEAREST EXIT WHILE WAVING YOUR ARMS AROUND AIMLESSLY! SHIT IS ABOUT TO GET REAL!*

    • @markpogoy3814
      @markpogoy3814 9 лет назад

      Hahhaha lol 😂 nice.

    • @cooldude56g
      @cooldude56g 9 лет назад +3

      Riley Macknight IT'S OK EVERYONE! THIS IS WHAT WE PRACTICED FOR!
      GATHER THE MARKIZORDS! WE NEED TO FORM THE MARKIMOO MEGAZORD NOW!!

    • @emmanuelle3906
      @emmanuelle3906 9 лет назад +6

      EVERYONE! RAMPAGE THROUGH VEGAS! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I REPEAT! FIND MARK'S GLASSES! Although, I don't mind at all. He's still hot af.

  • @michaelajib4559
    @michaelajib4559 9 лет назад +220

    Ok.. rampaging.. raging... screaming with anger... so angry... yeah...

    • @truboo4268
      @truboo4268 9 лет назад

      Michal Ajib Come on, dude. Humor the man, at least.

    • @michellek6267
      @michellek6267 9 лет назад +1

      Bryan Cotto What do you mean? He seems angry to meh. :D

    • @mr.cup6yearsago211
      @mr.cup6yearsago211 9 лет назад +7

      *pushes over random viewer* ANARCHY!!!

    • @J_Squatch
      @J_Squatch 9 лет назад

      Caven Raynor *Begins kickin the poor fool*

    • @talos111
      @talos111 9 лет назад +4

      *raises the dead, creates an army, takes over the world, in 2077 creates nuclear apocalypse*

  • @emptysora_
    @emptysora_ 5 лет назад +120

    Oh no, 3 years ago... you... *you* ... *YOU* ... *_YOU LOST YOUR GLASSES?!_*
    AHHHHHHHHHHHH, *PANIC SOUNDS HERE*

    • @karlmarx8719
      @karlmarx8719 4 года назад +1

      You one year ago:
      Blah blah make fun of comment 3 year ago gib attention
      Someone from 2021+: Allow us to introduce ourselves
      (Won’t give you folks the pleasure of unpredictability)

    • @-wingsofwasp-
      @-wingsofwasp- 3 года назад +1

      @@karlmarx8719 *cackling*

  • @ryanmoser3495
    @ryanmoser3495 9 лет назад +312

    Everyone in vegas: Please look out for a pair of marvelous glasses imbued with amazing sexiness, and return them to Mark Edward Fischbach at 341 Amazing Lane in Sexy, Heaven.
    Thank you.

    • @turkey3008
      @turkey3008 9 лет назад +4

      Ryan Lester he found his glasses he made a vid about it

    • @samanthanadler2760
      @samanthanadler2760 9 лет назад +1

      Ryan Lester Yaas

    • @jiminhan7748
      @jiminhan7748 9 лет назад +3

      Ryan Lester XD I would happily return them!!~

    • @cameronragans8740
      @cameronragans8740 9 лет назад

      Ryan Lester GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @jordansloan2982
      @jordansloan2982 9 лет назад

      +SuperCrazedBro I do

  • @PacoReer
    @PacoReer 9 лет назад +77

    Over a *MILLION times*!
    "I lost my glasses! I lost my glasses!"
    Do you LIKE evidence, Sir Defender?
    Do you LOVE proof, Sir Top Hat?!

    • @lucass5980
      @lucass5980 9 лет назад

      +Eren Jäger *RIOTING* ITS THE END OF THE WORLD MAN, WHO CARES?!?!??! *THROWS YOU OFF A BUILDING AND THROWS MONOLOVS AT RIOT POLICE*

    • @isabagel
      @isabagel 9 лет назад

      The fuck is a Monolov?

    • @Nolascana
      @Nolascana 9 лет назад +1

      +Eren Jäger Late to the party- but!
      I get it!
      Did you see the dlc episodes where Kira makes a reappearance? xD

    • @PacoReer
      @PacoReer 9 лет назад

      Nolascana Nope... I still have to play the DLCs xD

    • @Nolascana
      @Nolascana 9 лет назад

      Eren Jäger
      Least they're free and all 12 episodes are out now xD I downloaded episode1 shortly after the game... forgot all about it and downloaded them last month ^^ so they're still on the server, which is awesome considering when it came out xD

  • @MariTheOwl
    @MariTheOwl 9 лет назад +148

    *rampage and scream, panics, rages against the machine, pushes, and shoves*
    DEAR GOD WHERE IS THE GLORIOUS GLASSES?!?!
    But for real, I like the contacts, i think they bring out your eyes more. And I adore your eyes, im sure theres people with me on it*

    • @CiarradeBritto
      @CiarradeBritto 9 лет назад

      Marissa Krzywicki BASICALLY I GIANT FANDOM MOSHPIT

    • @kioox6687
      @kioox6687 9 лет назад

      Marissa Krzywicki I agree with this, but I still like the glasses better since I'm used to it.

    • @danielleharmon6886
      @danielleharmon6886 9 лет назад

      I think you look good other way. But I'm used to glasses but either way is fine

    • @lucysherman1980
      @lucysherman1980 9 лет назад

      Marissa Krzywicki Either way looks great, I like the difference of no glasses though :)

    • @natzi509
      @natzi509 9 лет назад +1

      Marissa Krzywicki Yeah, I like his dark brown eyes, but I'm so used to him wearing glasses :P
      I hope he'll get his eyes checked and get the glasses back.
      But if he doesn't, eh, I'll just get distracted in those brown eyes he's got lol

  • @sineadpower5145
    @sineadpower5145 5 лет назад +256

    He said to rampage in the comments
    So I'll rampage in the comments
    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH INTRUDER!!!! WALL BREACHED INTRUDER'S EVERYWERE! MARKEPLIER HQ ON FIRE EVACUATE!!!!!!!!!!

    • @jadetheartsyone2295
      @jadetheartsyone2295 5 лет назад +7

      Intercom : Yes. That is what's happening. Please, run around while screaming with your hands flailing in the air in an orderly fashion. Thank you.
      Others : AAAAAAAAAAAAH
      Me : * walks in * wow. The world really has gone to havoc.

    • @Wortwort-Spooderbat
      @Wortwort-Spooderbat 5 лет назад

      This is panic not rampaging. Rampaging would be like Godzilla or joker running around murdering people

    • @user-wv3qh6og5y
      @user-wv3qh6og5y 4 года назад +2

      Other people: AAAAAAHHH!! WHAT'RE WE GONNA DO NOW!?? AHHHHHH!!!! MARKIPLIER LOST HIS GLASSES!!!! RUNNNNNNN!!!!! ..... Yw 😅 ( P. S: Yes, I know I'm weird and that this is 4 years later. TwT )

    • @Wafflehouse831
      @Wafflehouse831 4 года назад +2

      FFFFFFFFUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @Wafflehouse831
      @Wafflehouse831 4 года назад

      IM MARKS ASSISTANT FFFFFUUCCKKK SOUND THE ALARMS

  • @FTGISGaming
    @FTGISGaming 9 лет назад +125

    WHERE ARE YOUR GLASSES?! WHO ARE YOU?! WHAT ARE YOU?!? YOU ARE NOT MARK!!!

  • @RegalRoyalWasTaken
    @RegalRoyalWasTaken 6 лет назад +361

    Failman is stronger than Thanos

  • @JudgeBane
    @JudgeBane 7 лет назад +33

    This is how I'd probably be as a super-hero, well meaning but ultimately worse than the "disasters"...

    • @rachael6511
      @rachael6511 7 лет назад

      There are already superheroes that are kind of like that. Ever seen Avengers 2? It's basically Tony Stark trying to save the world by creating an insane AI who nearly destroyed the world. The there's The Hulk who does more smashing and destroying everything in his path than saving the day.

  • @artisticalex1206
    @artisticalex1206 4 года назад +6

    I need a 30 minute video of Mark saying "FAILMAAAAAN!" From the beginning of the video. I seriously love how he said that.

  • @munkeemann8126
    @munkeemann8126 8 лет назад +257

    MARK HAS NO GLASSES AHHHHHHHHHHH ITS THE END OF THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!RUN!!!!!!!!

    • @derplord3296
      @derplord3296 8 лет назад +2

      WE MUST EXPLODE THE NUCLEAR POWER PLANTS!

    • @MasterGamer-hp3zz
      @MasterGamer-hp3zz 8 лет назад +1

      +Derp Lord NO WE NEED THE SUPERNUCLEAR ONES

    • @weird3duds650
      @weird3duds650 8 лет назад +1

      +Master Gamer THE LAWN FLAMINGOS WILL RISE AND TAKE STUFF IDK!!!!!!!1!1!1!1!!!!!!

    • @indrickanthony4400
      @indrickanthony4400 8 лет назад +1

      HoLY ShIT ITS THE END OF THE WORLD GET THE SPACESHIPS🚀🚀🚀🚀!!!!!!!

    • @TotallyJosiah
      @TotallyJosiah 8 лет назад +2

      Ah aha aha ah help no I'm diying

  • @xeodile
    @xeodile 9 лет назад +183

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NO GLASSES
    What, you told me to

    • @Dracossaint
      @Dracossaint 9 лет назад

      Daleke have a hybrid mind.they don't take ordersbbecause they all share the same goals,motives and etc.their all purely United by the distaste & hatred to all! Metaphorically speaking,they think of us all as pest and their the exterminator . (Too bad it wasn't a 404 .model,dalke not found .)

    • @alanvalencia418
      @alanvalencia418 9 лет назад +4

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    • @TsubakiMitsuharu
      @TsubakiMitsuharu 9 лет назад +3

      AHHHHH MY WORLD IS COMING TO AN END WHY MARKIMOO WHYYYYYYYY!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?
      ¯\(°_o)/¯
      (゜д゜??)
      (゚Д゚≡゚Д゚)
      ヽ(´Д`ヽミノ´Д`)ノ
      ヽ(゚Д゚)ノ
      щ(゚Д゚щ)
      ಠ▃ಠ
      ヽ(`Д´)ノ (д´ノ) ヽ(   )ノ (ヽ´△) ヽ(´△`)ノ
      (。ŏ_ŏ)
      Σ(=ω= ;)

    • @chrisortiz9946
      @chrisortiz9946 9 лет назад +2

      Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiajzhhdhduhdneuznw a,zm (jsn*j*j*÷!#!×! $*-***♡djjsjdjjdn3jsjzjij?#-*-#-*! (#£-*£(÷(#¡#£÷? £#**$*-{~♡▪{1}173737 {☆♡☆♡jiskdjdjjejdjejqlaoskjj18e8oixkj😐éeeeeeeweweeodjdjdjdnjwjzjzjxnhx enxj
      Isjxnxhnsjajjmsaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

    • @chrisortiz9946
      @chrisortiz9946 9 лет назад +1

      Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaáaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa wate no this cant be

  • @ianbyrne465
    @ianbyrne465 9 лет назад +118

    I lost my wallet once... Then I found it in my pants pocket

    • @levidebacker1998
      @levidebacker1998 9 лет назад +11

      I lost my phone once , i found it 2 days later in the washing machine

    • @zanecarter3366
      @zanecarter3366 9 лет назад +1

      Lost my wallet found it in my sock basket

    • @shirleyh.4786
      @shirleyh.4786 9 лет назад +7

      *SpongeBob voice* I lost... my identity.

    • @89animegirl
      @89animegirl 9 лет назад +1

      Ian Byrne what am I supposed to do with his information?

    • @89animegirl
      @89animegirl 9 лет назад +1

      Ian Byrne what am I supposed to do with his information?

  • @eclipselunar8498
    @eclipselunar8498 5 лет назад +22

    Mark:"i LoSt My GlAsSeS"
    Me:I know you said to panic and scream, but you kind of remind me of Velma
    REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

  • @motherrussia8200
    @motherrussia8200 9 лет назад +84

    THIS IS A CRISIS SITUATION
    MARKIPLIER HAS LOST HIS GLASSES, I REPEAT
    MARKIPLIER HAS LOST HIS GLASSES
    THIS IS NOT A DRILL

    • @Shephchan
      @Shephchan 9 лет назад

      Mother Russia *Shoves (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง

    • @celiagillars2376
      @celiagillars2376 9 лет назад +1

      Mother Russia THE MACHINE IS UPON US. PREPARE YOUR ANUSES.

    • @firedragongirl21
      @firedragongirl21 9 лет назад +1

      Mother Russia CALL THE MILITARY, CSI, POLICE SUPERMAN HURRY MARK LOST HIS GLASSES!!" xD

    • @janierowden6702
      @janierowden6702 9 лет назад

      God help us all

    • @motherrussia8200
      @motherrussia8200 9 лет назад +1

      ***** YOU PANIC, SHOVE AND RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE

  • @schoenheitvil
    @schoenheitvil 9 лет назад +116

    MARK LOOKS ADORABLE WITHOUT HIS GLASSES

    • @aioiyuukothejokester4673
      @aioiyuukothejokester4673 9 лет назад

      Why do you not talk to me Eren?

    • @schoenheitvil
      @schoenheitvil 9 лет назад

      I dont know you thats why Aioi Yuuko

    • @haileyhansen9112
      @haileyhansen9112 9 лет назад

      That is true tho!

    • @maverickmayhem4280
      @maverickmayhem4280 9 лет назад +1

      Eren Jaeger エレン・イェーガー You're fabulous. :3

    • @AmethystASTeRReisYALL
      @AmethystASTeRReisYALL 9 лет назад +1

      Eren Jaeger エレン・イェーガー WHY CAN'T YOU BE MORE LIKE THAT MAJESTIC STALLION JEAN OVER THERE?!
      Just kidding Eren, you're my favorite! :D

  • @MysticMilotic
    @MysticMilotic 9 лет назад +48

    Mark with glasses: cute
    Mark without glasses: sexy
    Who wins?

    • @Xadaj127
      @Xadaj127 9 лет назад +11

      MysticMilotic Both. Did you really have to ask?

    • @carlosarriola8893
      @carlosarriola8893 9 лет назад +2

      Mark with monocle =

    • @Xadaj127
      @Xadaj127 9 лет назад +2

      Carlos Arriola Fancy. That's the word you're looking for.

    • @arthurcoppernoll360
      @arthurcoppernoll360 9 лет назад +3

      MysticMilotic Markimoo looks so much better with glasses...

    • @williammather5471
      @williammather5471 9 лет назад

      ❤️❤️

  • @tyffaneelavely8087
    @tyffaneelavely8087 5 лет назад +88

    It's 2018 right now and I think this is the point where he decided to start wearing glasses less and less. (Most of the time now he doesn't wear them now-a-days) He must have gotten a lot of comments about how handsome he looks without them lol.

    • @tyffaneelavely8087
      @tyffaneelavely8087 5 лет назад +6

      yes, I liked my own comment. You do it too, so leave me be.

    • @dreamlandbuds7710
      @dreamlandbuds7710 5 лет назад +1

      @@tyffaneelavely8087 Wow what a jerk.

    • @flying-magpie
      @flying-magpie 5 лет назад +3

      @@dreamlandbuds7710 I hope this is sarcasm.

  • @Cykoid
    @Cykoid 9 лет назад +80

    Failman????... actually this'd make a good comic to be honest.

    • @PolarizedMoon
      @PolarizedMoon 9 лет назад +9

      Cykoid i would read it

    • @DontmindmeImhereforthecomments
      @DontmindmeImhereforthecomments 9 лет назад +1

      PolarizedMoon Ditto

    • @PolarizedMoon
      @PolarizedMoon 9 лет назад

      AlexPlays i will check it out, maybe you could check out mine as well, i just started my gaming channel a month ago, and feedback is greatly appreciated

    • @gabbybritt3747
      @gabbybritt3747 9 лет назад +1

      AlexPlays Fuck off.

    • @dtheundertale3799
      @dtheundertale3799 9 лет назад +1

      AlexPlays I subscribe to your channel, if you subscribe to my channel.

  • @AverageDracoCentaurosEnjoyer
    @AverageDracoCentaurosEnjoyer 8 лет назад +43

    HE DOESNT HAVE HIS GLASSES!! SOMEONE BLOW UP THE NUCLEAR PLANT!! Did this cause he told us to.

  • @liams.4922
    @liams.4922 7 лет назад +38

    'Ill suck this lake'
    ~Mark 20/6/15

  • @Hercules1-v9m
    @Hercules1-v9m 4 года назад +5

    Epic Fail Man. Finally a superhero I can relate to.

  • @AwesomeAbsol12
    @AwesomeAbsol12 9 лет назад +32

    It's ok everyone! Stay calm! D-Don't panic!……………..I'M FREAKING OUT!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @CiarradeBritto
      @CiarradeBritto 9 лет назад

      AwesomeAbsol12 PANIC INTENSIFIES D:

    • @nicolasdangelo3485
      @nicolasdangelo3485 9 лет назад

      ***** *INTENSITY INTENSIFIES*

    • @Chosas02
      @Chosas02 9 лет назад +1

      AwesomeAbsol12 THE NEW ERA OF FAN ART MAY BEGIN....*HAHAHAHA*

    • @benopolylikeaboss9739
      @benopolylikeaboss9739 9 лет назад

      AwesomeAbsol12 i am malfunctioning
      hyasgfbvsdyi;bvguio;bfasuouououououououououofnhpmmmmmyduoIMHRIGOIEHCVIO[HRGJRMVJ,REGROGHU,OH,EROGHCUOHUOR[HGEIOG[WVGNJERGTNIO0'[ERMHTIG,RSOFJKPDFIRJ.[F[ASHI0FI[HRISFPNHIP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...no glasses...?

    • @daisyjoy242
      @daisyjoy242 9 лет назад

      How ever got his glasses give them back AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

  • @unclefungus2829
    @unclefungus2829 9 лет назад +54

    Honestly, I don't care if you wear glasses or not, just keep making good videos.

  • @gretchenpotter2379
    @gretchenpotter2379 7 лет назад +104

    AHHHHHHHHHH MARK HAS NO GLASSES! But he still looks fabulous

  • @marcusaran062
    @marcusaran062 5 лет назад +8

    8:28 lol the rocket says Oof

    • @marcusaran062
      @marcusaran062 4 года назад

      Meowscles * bruh I forgot I posted this comment, but oof is the death sound in roblox

    • @marcusaran062
      @marcusaran062 4 года назад

      Meowscles * yea I guess it isn’t such a good game, one thing that is really problematic is the community since most of it is full of terrible people. And the games can be really repetitive.

  • @joshuamullins3065
    @joshuamullins3065 9 лет назад +14

    When Fail Man collects the 7 chaos emeralds, he becomes... EPIC FAIL MAN!

  • @TheJavaJoJo
    @TheJavaJoJo 9 лет назад +57

    Is it a bad thing that I thought Fail Man was gonna fill the little girls head with helium instead of just overfilling a balloon? That's not a normal thing to think right? 030

    • @LordVader1094
      @LordVader1094 9 лет назад

      I'm not sure if that's normal-

    • @emeliepowell295
      @emeliepowell295 9 лет назад

      LordVader1094 *shoves*

    • @TheJavaJoJo
      @TheJavaJoJo 9 лет назад

      LordVader1094
      Ah yeah......I thought as much.....I'll be going now....8I *rolls away*

    • @CryingZombie666
      @CryingZombie666 9 лет назад

      TheJavaJoJo Well, Failman could have done worse. But I'm not gonna talk about it *Shiver*

    • @mr.cup6yearsago211
      @mr.cup6yearsago211 9 лет назад +1

      I thought that too XD

  • @gomontss
    @gomontss 7 лет назад +26

    Anyone else notice how he failed for the first time on level 13? If you think that means nothing, markiplier has 10 letters, 13-10=3, a triangle has 3 sides. Do you know what else has 3 sides? Illuminati! Failman=Illuminati Confirmed

  • @Criminal_Turtle
    @Criminal_Turtle 5 лет назад +5

    6:29 cracked me up

  • @pickanina1508
    @pickanina1508 9 лет назад +55

    Mark: Start Panicking! Me: Thank God, didn't wanna start an Internet war. Excuse me. AHHHHHVT FT F YES 755DOY MARK DOESN'T HAVE GLASSES G6HIHYF5 JO BY FH!!!!!

    • @pickanina1508
      @pickanina1508 9 лет назад +6

      Wait, not done. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MARK DOESN'T HAVE GLASSES AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH K now I'm done.

    • @ArisingHeroBeAHero
      @ArisingHeroBeAHero 9 лет назад +3

      Rebecca Swann lol

    • @Jetli390
      @Jetli390 9 лет назад +5

      Rebecca Swann WEMUSTHELPMARKIPLIERFINDHISGLASSEEEEEEEHS!!!

    • @mariepliergaming7037
      @mariepliergaming7037 9 лет назад

      Jetli390 YESWEMUST!!!!! D:

    • @pickanina1508
      @pickanina1508 9 лет назад +1

      Crisis SOLVED.
      He found them!

  • @yourpsychicfriendfredbear
    @yourpsychicfriendfredbear 7 лет назад +59

    My rampage:
    Boat dog
    Boat dog
    Boat dog
    Bo-o-oat dog

    • @thehappygamer2495
      @thehappygamer2495 5 лет назад +1

      Catdog
      Catdog
      C-a-t-d-o-g

    • @Sandra-ro3vu
      @Sandra-ro3vu 5 лет назад

      Psychic Friend Fredbear as in matpat's name for plush Golden Freddy in fnaf 4

  • @bretginn1419
    @bretginn1419 9 лет назад +76

    That isn't Mark. It's clearly his evil twin who I totally didn't make up: Kram.
    For those who may have trouble deciding if I'm joking or not, I'm joking. Just going to clarify since I know someone would think I was serious otherwise.

    • @Bogeynator
      @Bogeynator 9 лет назад +2

      Bret Ginn Mark doesn't have an evil twin, you're an idiot
      Well, someone had to.

    • @izy_-sr3dr
      @izy_-sr3dr 9 лет назад

      Your right :0

    • @graysonperdue9402
      @graysonperdue9402 9 лет назад

      He DOES HOWEVER have an evil clone

    • @demonicrobot50
      @demonicrobot50 9 лет назад

      Did you see markiplier without glasses video

    • @NicholeCreel
      @NicholeCreel 9 лет назад

      Bret Ginn Wellll what about Darkiplier??

  • @Manthab
    @Manthab 4 года назад +5

    Mark: I lost my glasses I know I look weird without them
    Me in 2020: huh I guess he switched to contacts at some point cuz I forgot he sometimes wears glasses😆

  • @eddiechannel3000
    @eddiechannel3000 9 лет назад +106

    HOLY SHIT YOU DON'T HAVE GLASSES ON
    UNBUBSCRIBED

    • @springtrap1142
      @springtrap1142 9 лет назад

      Did u really unsubscribe

    • @jackhenderson1039
      @jackhenderson1039 9 лет назад

      Yes he really unsubscribed...

    • @Monferno123
      @Monferno123 9 лет назад +9

      Kyle Peterson no, he unbubscribed, it's something totally different

    • @rein2835
      @rein2835 9 лет назад +3

      Kyle Peterson _No..._

    • @Gyxtsis
      @Gyxtsis 9 лет назад +12

      Kyle Peterson Did u really not get the freaking joke?
      * *facepalm* *

  • @RogueUwU
    @RogueUwU 9 лет назад +42

    Mark looks pretty handsome without his glasses :D

    • @insanelytomato4177
      @insanelytomato4177 9 лет назад +4

      Jonah Joels NUU. Markiplier without his glasses is like.. .The doctor without his tardis! It's life changing! *I am forever scarred*

    • @EmilyAnnabethZhangWolf
      @EmilyAnnabethZhangWolf 9 лет назад +2

      Jonah Joels mark looks handsome any way, lols! XD

    • @paramyrrh9475
      @paramyrrh9475 9 лет назад +2

      Jonah Joels No, A Markiplier without glasses is like a child with no clothes... Only creepy people watch him.

    • @Dab510
      @Dab510 9 лет назад

      Gold and Silver Whats a tardis?

    • @RogueUwU
      @RogueUwU 9 лет назад +1

      Gold and Silver Never trust gas mask wearing kids :D

  • @psychokriego9984
    @psychokriego9984 9 лет назад +13

    PANIC! SCREAM! Mark is WITHOUT glasses! Why am I shouting?

    • @CiarradeBritto
      @CiarradeBritto 9 лет назад

      Grim Reaper SHOUTING IS FUN :D Have a great day, dude!

  • @murkorus7147
    @murkorus7147 4 года назад +1

    If he fails at everything he does, and his goal is to fail, then he will automatically succeed, thus making him the most powerful superhero to ever exist.

  • @ValaraVerdui
    @ValaraVerdui 9 лет назад +108

    When I saw the title, I thought of Splendid from Happy Tree Friends.

    • @ickosovo7309
      @ickosovo7309 9 лет назад

      xD God damnit Splendid, when he appears in an episode, I'm just like: Oh no... He just fails.

    • @ValaraVerdui
      @ValaraVerdui 9 лет назад

      Marlem Rguez Can't help but love him though. Hey, at least he tries..!

    • @ickosovo7309
      @ickosovo7309 9 лет назад

      Valara Verdui It is fun to see him in an episode and he is one of my favorite characters.

    • @sodapop1673
      @sodapop1673 9 лет назад

      Marlem Rguez I feel like everyone loves him in some way :P

    • @ZLegoGamer
      @ZLegoGamer 9 лет назад

      Valara Verdui u mean that show that gets dark quickly?

  • @Victoriai-y2m
    @Victoriai-y2m 9 лет назад +28

    HOLY POOP NO
    WHAT DO YOU *MEAN* MARKIPLIER LOST HIS GLASSES
    WHO ARE YOU
    THIS IS **NOT** THE MARKIMOO I KNEW
    WHAT DID YOU DO TO MARK
    AAARRRRRRGGHHHJ
    *pishes and shoves everyone to the ground with a loaf of bread covered in mayo* I HATE MUSTARD

    • @sophiesteak
      @sophiesteak 9 лет назад +1

      Skintel N.Keychain IM SO ANGREY I WANT MY MARKIMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • @garrywulf537
    @garrywulf537 9 лет назад +18

    He's not malicious or evil,he's just stupid

  • @user-wv3qh6og5y
    @user-wv3qh6og5y 4 года назад +2

    Legend has it that the poor little girl is still floating to this day, and that FAILMAN is still trolling people ;~;

  • @acesound6017
    @acesound6017 9 лет назад +33

    now i want to listen to rage against the machine

    • @anthonywolff5679
      @anthonywolff5679 9 лет назад +11

      Simon Spencer fuck you i wont do what you tell me

    • @acesound6017
      @acesound6017 9 лет назад +15

      Anthony Wolff that's the spirit

    • @golira5831
      @golira5831 9 лет назад

      Simon Spencer Some of those that work forces are the same that burn crosses.

    • @qwertywarrior
      @qwertywarrior 9 лет назад

      Hops *Warp

  • @kaitlynlevasseur7186
    @kaitlynlevasseur7186 9 лет назад +9

    When I saw Mark without his glasses, I was all like "Suprise, Motha Fukas."

    • @kaitlynlevasseur7186
      @kaitlynlevasseur7186 9 лет назад +1

      Lol

    • @shelbyl15
      @shelbyl15 9 лет назад +1

      I noticed the no glasses when he made the videos in Vegas. I was like wait... WHAT! I guess we will have to deal w/ it...for now... B)

  • @lancemcclain7522
    @lancemcclain7522 9 лет назад +50

    Whatever you say Mark! *Throws nuke*

    • @abbyw5946
      @abbyw5946 9 лет назад +2

      Feliciano Vargas Italy? Where did you get a nuke? And can I throw Molotovs?

    • @sanstheskeleton2484
      @sanstheskeleton2484 9 лет назад +2

      ★BloodStar★ hi gu- HOLYSHIT A NUKE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    • @lancemcclain7522
      @lancemcclain7522 9 лет назад +2

      Arctic Wolf I got it from Germany. And yes

    • @abbyw5946
      @abbyw5946 9 лет назад +2

      Oh...Makes sense and yay!! Wait....Does Germany know you took the nukes?

    • @lancemcclain7522
      @lancemcclain7522 9 лет назад +2

      I won't tell if you don't

  • @geometricdashingjorge1945
    @geometricdashingjorge1945 4 года назад +2

    7:53 Amazing Reference To The Man Who Turned His Car Ito A Motorcycle To Get Out Of The Desert

  • @BlackWolfHunter
    @BlackWolfHunter 9 лет назад +48

    Mark didn't lose his glasses.
    A fan-girl stole them.

    • @PhoenixofEclipse
      @PhoenixofEclipse 9 лет назад +7

      Matthew Heart so you CONFESS!

    • @BlackWolfHunter
      @BlackWolfHunter 9 лет назад +1

      PhoenixofEclipse Well I'm not a girl so I can't be a fangirl... so no. That doesn't even make sense.

    • @PhoenixofEclipse
      @PhoenixofEclipse 9 лет назад

      wait... it wasn't matthew.... it was YANDERIPLIER!

    • @BlackWolfHunter
      @BlackWolfHunter 9 лет назад

      ***** Probably.

    • @paramyrrh9475
      @paramyrrh9475 9 лет назад

      Matthew Heart Yes and i'm a sheep.

  • @skye-silver-6078
    @skye-silver-6078 9 лет назад +30

    Panic in:
    3
    2
    1
    *head pops*

  • @meiivanovna447
    @meiivanovna447 8 лет назад +28

    am I the only one who thought of the song sarcasm when he said that was a fate worse than death

    • @baileyannarose
      @baileyannarose 8 лет назад

      YUS

    • @maddiegem1344
      @maddiegem1344 8 лет назад

      there is a song called sarcasm? does it go: Sarcasm, sarcasm. oh oooh. Sarcasm sarcasm. oh oh oh ouhhhhh. S s s s s.... SARCASM

    • @WorldWarGames
      @WorldWarGames 8 лет назад

      +Izay Ramos-Irizarry No, you're not. The lyrics pretty much perfectly describe what he was trying to convey.

    • @samsonhill7102
      @samsonhill7102 8 лет назад

      you suck hààaaaaàaaaaaaaaàaaaa

    • @AndreGolin
      @AndreGolin 8 лет назад

      +Izay Ramos-Irizarry So much YUS

  • @TitanWuzTaken
    @TitanWuzTaken 6 лет назад +12

    MARK DOESNT HAVE HIS GLASSES!!! AAAAAAAA!
    *Throws flaming explosive barrel into orphanage*

  • @thefairy6884
    @thefairy6884 9 лет назад +34

    No glasses?! NO GLASSES?!?!?! **PANIC**

    • @CiarradeBritto
      @CiarradeBritto 9 лет назад

      Fallen Angel SO MUCH PANIC

    • @thefairy6884
      @thefairy6884 9 лет назад +1

      ***** EVERYBODY PANIC!!!!

    • @Paul-mv5ti
      @Paul-mv5ti 9 лет назад

      Fallen Angel AHHHHHHHHH

    • @robertjordan7280
      @robertjordan7280 9 лет назад

      Fallen Angel Yes, Ma'am.
      AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    • @greywolf21million39
      @greywolf21million39 9 лет назад

      I will panic
      AHHHHH NO GLASSES!! THE WORLD IS FALLING APART!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
      *takes a breath*
      AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

  • @TylerDunphy
    @TylerDunphy 8 лет назад +100

    OH MY GOD HE DOESNT HAVE GLASSES NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOhiOOOOOOOOOOOOOOsupOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoh wait I don't care

    • @vipedoesstuff
      @vipedoesstuff 8 лет назад

      NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    • @georgelin3777
      @georgelin3777 8 лет назад

      Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa it's all gone to hell

    • @gavinqueen7659
      @gavinqueen7659 8 лет назад

      i know AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! y u no find glasses 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

    • @markavtonomov1939
      @markavtonomov1939 8 лет назад

      Sameeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

    • @gumbaigumbai
      @gumbaigumbai 8 лет назад +2

      nooo everything goes to hell!!!

  • @LeoninusFate88
    @LeoninusFate88 9 лет назад +21

    If you like this game Markiplier, you should play Stupidella!
    It was made by the same people that made Failman and the Troll face games {Pitergames on newgrounds}, it plays the exactly same, you solve a puzzle and it shows a weird, and funny cut scenes like this

    • @LeoninusFate88
      @LeoninusFate88 9 лет назад +3

      Leoninus Fate Oh yeah links for Stupidella online too {I know I replied to myself i wanted too lol}
      For those who play on Kongregate www.kongregate.com/games/pitergames/stupidella
      For those who play on Newgrounds www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/598607

    • @redwolftrash
      @redwolftrash 9 лет назад

      Leoninus Fate
      i played it on andkon

  • @1metalsonicfan46
    @1metalsonicfan46 5 лет назад +56

    *looks at failman*
    TICCI TOBY DAT U?

    • @autumndavis4670
      @autumndavis4670 5 лет назад +1

      😂

    • @marthaharter3115
      @marthaharter3115 5 лет назад +1

      I'm not the only one!!!
      BTW that's Toby's brother... we don't talk about him.

    • @jadetheartsyone2295
      @jadetheartsyone2295 5 лет назад +2

      Ticci Toby would be *soooooo* triggered if he saw this comment XD

  • @mcspence4347
    @mcspence4347 7 лет назад +6

    MARK'S GOT NO GLASSES!
    ITS ALL GONE TO SHIIIIIIIT!
    **alarms start blaring in back ground**
    WAR!!
    **takes out scythe**
    PREPARE YOURSELFS!

  • @epicjn
    @epicjn 7 лет назад +18

    "now it's the time for EVERYTHING TO GO TO HELL!!! All done~~?"

  • @brandonreid1441
    @brandonreid1441 7 лет назад +122

    I'm freaking out right now, where all going to die

  • @josephedward6295
    @josephedward6295 5 лет назад +4

    "How do I lose this" little did he know... He failed at failing

  • @cooroblackwing282
    @cooroblackwing282 8 лет назад +63

    It's the end of the world

  • @patrickoreilly130
    @patrickoreilly130 7 лет назад +82

    There is a message... if you need help with something, do it yourself. You can't wait for someone to come along and potentially make things worse.

    • @ImaPizzaK
      @ImaPizzaK 6 лет назад

      You don't make sense. What would you do if you can't.
      Also, this is a game, not real life. Edit your comment

    • @princessego5568
      @princessego5568 6 лет назад +5

      This was actually really enlightening ^-^ Thanks.

    • @trexrex7778
      @trexrex7778 6 лет назад

      This is bs it's just supposed to be a dumb game

    • @Fulvin-jv9pf
      @Fulvin-jv9pf 6 лет назад +4

      I'm a Pizza You’re the one who doesn’t make any sense. Edit YOUR comment

    • @suishi4256
      @suishi4256 6 лет назад +4

      I'm a Pizza “This is a game, not real life”, yet you’re telling someone to edit their comment because you don’t agree with their opinions on a *game?* Woooooow.

  • @mrkat1999
    @mrkat1999 7 лет назад +22

    there's a band called rage against the machine.

  • @DynamoTheGamma
    @DynamoTheGamma Год назад +1

    Failman doesn't fail, he does crimes under the illusion of failing to be a hero.

  • @anthonyramirez1060
    @anthonyramirez1060 9 лет назад +4

    Markiplier is the real fail man. WHO LOSES THEIR GLASSES, THEY STAY ON YOUR FRIGGIN FACE FOR CRYING OUT LOUD.

    • @rant1696
      @rant1696 9 лет назад +5

      There was this one time where I needed to write down something, so as I was looking for a post-it note I put my pen in my mouth. Once I finally found the post-its I thought I had lost my pen in the process...it took me almost five minutes to realize I had the pen (still in my mouth) the whole time.
      I really wish I was joking...

    • @anthonyramirez1060
      @anthonyramirez1060 9 лет назад +1

      WTF, well at least you didn't swallow the pen, that's where I though the story was going.

    • @sarahmorton2590
      @sarahmorton2590 9 лет назад +2

      I once lost my glasses and I panicked but they were on my face the whole time.

  • @couldbeusabaker7532
    @couldbeusabaker7532 8 лет назад +70

    AHHHHHH THE GLASSES ARE GONE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    • @justinduguay9274
      @justinduguay9274 8 лет назад +1

      Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

    • @ReiiiBriii
      @ReiiiBriii 8 лет назад

      Ahhhhhhhh
      Ahhhhhhhh
      Ahhhhhhhh
      Ahhhhhhhh
      Ahhhhhhhh
      Ahhhhhhhh
      Ahhhhhhhh

    • @Lawcraft
      @Lawcraft 8 лет назад

      AHHHHHHHHHHH WHY ARE WE ACTUALLY SCREAMING !??! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @Thegentechgamer
      @Thegentechgamer 8 лет назад

      ALL OF HUMANITY WIIL PERISH

    • @kicrokocak
      @kicrokocak 8 лет назад

      +Mashfiqur Rahman wow calm down

  • @nightsilverx625
    @nightsilverx625 8 лет назад +17

    TACTICAL DOMMENT SCREAM INCOMING
    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!"

    • @TOBEY95
      @TOBEY95 8 лет назад

      Hahhahahahahhahahaha

  • @clarkestan4728
    @clarkestan4728 3 года назад +1

    I remember when I was waiting for the mortal combat reference to say “FAILtality”

  • @kylaackerman1690
    @kylaackerman1690 7 лет назад +208

    I think he looks cute without glasses

  • @lekistexas
    @lekistexas 9 лет назад +4

    Failman is actually Dr Eggman. Both never seem to get the most desirable outcome for themselves, aaaannnd they both blew up the moon.

    • @PolarizedMoon
      @PolarizedMoon 9 лет назад +3

      Cherry Prower in that case, failman seems to be more proficient, because he blew up the entire moon, wheres eggman only managed to destroy half of it

    • @Brooke052
      @Brooke052 9 лет назад +1

      Cherry Prower That or Piccolo from DBZ ^-^

  • @YTMLP
    @YTMLP 9 лет назад +20

    where is success man when you need him?

    • @Xadaj127
      @Xadaj127 9 лет назад +8

      He's the hero we need, but do not yet deserve.
      He abandoned a majority of us a long time ago.

    • @Xadaj127
      @Xadaj127 9 лет назад

      ***** Yeah, that too. What this guy said. ^

  • @alexconn7473
    @alexconn7473 2 месяца назад

    Fail man is the classic definition of someone who means well but doesn't do well

  • @mvpnutt2783
    @mvpnutt2783 8 лет назад +8

    GOD DAMN IT MARK YOU MUST HAVE GLASSES FUGGIN GET THEM BACK!!! YOU MUST HAVE THEM!!!

  • @Jon.E69
    @Jon.E69 9 лет назад +12

    Sound the alarm 23-19, run we have a 23-19 please don't remain calm and trample the person in front of you

    • @maddiedoes3571
      @maddiedoes3571 9 лет назад +1

      jon E 2319!!! HLP!!! REPEAT 2319!!!!! MISSING GLASSES REPEAT MISSING GLASSES!!!!

    • @Jon.E69
      @Jon.E69 9 лет назад +1

      We're all going to DIE

    • @MasterGameKeeper
      @MasterGameKeeper 9 лет назад +1

      jon E *shoots people infront* AINT NOBODY GOT TIME TO SHOVE

    • @Jon.E69
      @Jon.E69 9 лет назад

      Haha XD im still waiting for someone to mention the reference

    • @arketav
      @arketav 9 лет назад +1

      jon E monster inc

  • @girlpapyrus2278
    @girlpapyrus2278 7 лет назад +10

    OMG!!!! MARK'S GLASSES ARE GOOOOONE!!!!!!!!!! EVERYONE RUN FOR YOU LIIIIIIIIIIIVES!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @jasonpaulwhite5128
    @jasonpaulwhite5128 5 лет назад +1

    Rally round the family with a pocket full of shells!