@@theimaginationstudio9880 telling someone "you are a waste of moss" in real life with zero context would absolutely body them. There's no way to respond to that.
@@joshuawells7415 Depends how you look at it, it the easiest job with the least stress and the least that can go wrong, plus if adventurers come through they rarely check the moss room, and even if they do they rarely care much about the single little guy in there sorting moss, plus if you're quick you can hide is one of the larger moss jars. Also best job if you want to take a nap.
I love the way these kobolds are drawn. It’s like a perfect balance between the Japanese interpretation of dog people, the modern western interpretation of reptile people, and the original gremlin creatures from German folklore. I have decided this is how kobolds actually look
I love the idea that Kobolds do not speak in broken English but rather speak it exceptionally well and even overly formally despite living it basically a large fox den and eating moss
I saw a theory once that like, goblins and kobalds are very proficient in talking in their own languages and speak elegantly in them, but when trying to speak common it's a word salad. They are smart, just not in common lol.
My PF2E Kobold is a Medical Doctor with a degree from a magic academy that has existed for 7000 years so he speaks quite well, thank you. And he knows the best medical applications of that moss.
This is a voice over pretty sure a dub means a replacement over the original langauge this is direct text to english so its not a dub as that would indicate theres a sub
@@Plut0kin Woah there! It was just a joke buddy! No need to come at me with so much vitriol. I though I was being obvious enough by being clearly wrong but I guess not.🤣
I love the idea of kobolds as petty little gremlins that probably have at least one thing they get hung up in their own method. They would fit into fighting each other over sumb things, but in the end probably still see themselves as family. The sort of thing that goblins would see and realise that is how humans see them.
@@joshuagleeson4619 I think this version is really good, but if there's an original version that's even better?! You need to tell me how to find that! I'm hyped.
I just realised that there may be a practical reason for kobolds to collect moss. Certain species of moss have medical uses such as reducing swelling or treating legions and boils, there are also poisonous species of moss that could be used to coat weapons that cause vomiting, nausea and other side effects. So moss collection and sorting could be a legit valuable job in the kobold community assuming they had some way to differentiate the medical moss and poisonous moss.
I just realised that there may be a practical reason for kobolds to collect moss. Certain species of moss have medical uses such as reducing swelling or treating legions and boils, there are also poisonous species of moss that could be used to coat weapons that cause vomiting, nausea and other side effects. So moss collection and sorting could be a legit valuable job in the kobold community assuming they had some way to differentiate the medical moss and poisonous moss.
@@johnwilliamson4748 true and knowing that kobolds are trap happy and them being in caves for long periods. so taste and color would both be important depending on depth and effect. so they should sort moss by both color and taste. color being more important near the opening of their den because more light and color being important for surprise traps, but taste is more important the deeper in for more effects on traps.
I’m doing this as well, except in my setting the kobolds are building vehicles and stuff, arguing over stuff like what armor type to use. “CAST!” “WELDED!”
“You come across a room filled with buckets of different mosses. There are signs over different collections of buckets that read ‘Jucy. Swet. Bleh. Blech. And Umami.’”
The best part is this is 100% Lawful Evil mentality at its finest. Petty, self serving, and brutally hierarchical. This is exactly how Kobolds within a clan would behave.
It does, though. Every kind of moss has its own properties to consider. You expect the tribe's alchemist to waste time rummaging through jars of moss for the correct kind when a healing salve needs made? Absurd!
@@mattmorehouse9685 What the-? You'll be in the moss room for weeks like a fool, pretending you see different shades of green when it's all basically identical. Now if you taste it, you can find with certainty the moss that is bland and the moss that is sweet.
@@Crazieyboy15 YOU FOOL! If you do that you contaminate the moss with your drool and you end up eating a good bit of it! CLEARLY idetifying by color is the proper method as it better preserves the moss after sorting it!
Nonsense @usernameqxq8539 . The only correct way to sort moss is by its taste! That way you can compare the different tastes of moss, and properly judge as how to sort it.
I wanna be a dungeon mistress one day. I have a really silly idea for a campain but at some point I will have this argument somewhere in the sewer section
I actually love seeing different renditions of this single comic. Like so many voice artists have done it over but every single one has its charms. This one has the added moss sounds, with a vehemence to the voices like I’ve never heard.
@@Pastry_Dragongal You're doing it wrong. You have to sort the moss by its color. How can you see taste when you are looking for it in the moss cave? It just sounds like a waste of time, or like you are just looking for an excuse to eat all the moss.
@@CrispyChicken38 what if mosses cant be distunguished by looks alone? What if the cave is too dark? Tasting it has its advantages, you can distinguish it by taste if they look too similar. Though my only gripe with taste is eating too much, a proper moss taster does not eat more than necessary. If the method is perfected, it could surpass the color sorting method. Though most kobolds fear change.
Ancient records explaining how the division between kobolds who remain away from others and those who left their caves and dens and joined other species cities and such
It gets funnier when u rewatch the beginning, and acknowledge that they had the same argument multiple time. The "taste guys" oblivious facial expressions 😂
"He sorts by color!!" "This heathen sorts by taste!!" "Have you tried sorting by smell?" *kobolds look at each other, pure disgust in their eyes as they momentarily forget their own squabble and attack the intruder*
![[TF2] The Russian Bear Trap](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/YFNSwz2_rOA/mqdefault.jpg)
"YOU ARE A WASTE OF MOSS AND A WASTE OF AIR" best quote ever
Bro turned it intona cod lobby 💀
I want to use this insult in real life
@@theimaginationstudio9880 telling someone "you are a waste of moss" in real life with zero context would absolutely body them. There's no way to respond to that.
Monty Python level insult right there.
@@theimaginationstudio9880You're a waste of moss.
I love how this implies that the other Kobolds are a bit smarter and it’s just those two who are like this
They give out tasks according to ability; nobody has told those two that moss collector is not a "desirable" position.
@@joshuawells7415 Depends how you look at it, it the easiest job with the least stress and the least that can go wrong, plus if adventurers come through they rarely check the moss room, and even if they do they rarely care much about the single little guy in there sorting moss, plus if you're quick you can hide is one of the larger moss jars.
Also best job if you want to take a nap.
@@Nyghtking ......Taste or color?
@@Necrobadger Depends, I do it by color, taste means you're eating some each time in order to sort it so you get less.
@@Nyghtking I KNEW IT! We caught the Kobold, everyone!!!! Get the ropes!
I love the way these kobolds are drawn.
It’s like a perfect balance between the Japanese interpretation of dog people, the modern western interpretation of reptile people, and the original gremlin creatures from German folklore.
I have decided this is how kobolds actually look
They look like lizardy little rats, it's very good
I love the idea that Kobolds do not speak in broken English but rather speak it exceptionally well and even overly formally despite living it basically a large fox den and eating moss
this also could just be them in draconic but for the sake of story we got english.
@@lechking941 Draconic only being formal is another great idea
I saw a theory once that like, goblins and kobalds are very proficient in talking in their own languages and speak elegantly in them, but when trying to speak common it's a word salad. They are smart, just not in common lol.
My PF2E Kobold is a Medical Doctor with a degree from a magic academy that has existed for 7000 years so he speaks quite well, thank you.
And he knows the best medical applications of that moss.
This unironically an extremely good dub, the emotion when yelling at each other feels so genuine
This is a voice over pretty sure a dub means a replacement over the original langauge this is direct text to english so its not a dub as that would indicate theres a sub
@@Plut0kin Perhaps the dub was just the text so they dubbed over the text with sound 😆
@Alpha00Fox ur so confident for some reason u literally have google lmao and ur wrong bub
@@Alpha00Fox dubbed implies it had an original audio u don't need me to convince u look it up
@@Plut0kin Woah there! It was just a joke buddy! No need to come at me with so much vitriol. I though I was being obvious enough by being clearly wrong but I guess not.🤣
That quiet, matter of fact "They are having the moss argument again" just sends me
I know it's hilarious
@@miaa360this comment is from 1 year ago dawg 😭
@@FreakFrederickAt least they showed up eventually.
It gives the vibe of siblings who are chilling in their bedroom while their parents have the loudest argument ever
@@octoinkorporated8283 They're arguing about the dishwasher again.
I like how they have a little taste of eloquency in their speech, you dont expect it in these creatures
Thats honestly what makes it so funny that they sound smart but act stupid 😂
I love how the kobolds look! I like that they aren't just little green humans with big ears. Also the voice acting is insanely good!
They look kinda cute as little humanoid rat lizards
I believe the green ones are called goblins.
The only two forms of kobold I've seen are either dog-like or reptilian.
@@adrianjamesdelfin7414 goblins are not as civilized and organised as Kobolds.
Not quite reptile.
Not quite mammal.
Still humamoid in shape.
This, this is the perfect kobold design.
" *TASTE* !"
"COLOOOOR!"
Taste the Rainbow!
BOOOBS!!
BUUUUTTTTSSS!
Personality
Smell
@@emparin9159 YOU DO NOT DESERVE THE DUTY!
feel
The wet squelching of the moss really adds something
While I like dry moss, I find the texture better than wet moss.
Wet moss suck.
@@igkslife YOU DARE DEFY THE SQUELCHING OF MY MOSS?!?!
DRY MOSSES ARE THE BEST!!!
It depends, dry mosses are honestly better for crafts, wet mosses are better for food
@@Train_lizardand that’s why taste is better
This is the only artist who's drawn kobolds like they DONT want to bone them.
You can’t prove that, maybe the artist has some strange tastes
@@Hugealligator254 everyone has different tastes after all
who knows. maybe this is in the ally.
I mean they still kinda hot ngl
Me: "Who would want to bone a kobold!?"
[Googles imagines of kobolds]
"WTF is wrong with people!?"
To be fair, the two of them probably collect more moss than anyone else ever could purely out of spite for one another.
For some reason it is SPECIFICALLY the _"YOU ARE JEALOUS BECAUSE I AM THE MOSS COLLECTOR AND YOU ARE NOT"_ bit that gets me every time.
It's a matter of fact and emotionally intelligent.
Do u have siblings? Cuz uv had this argument before (not about moss ofc) and thats y its funny
Thats the case for me at least
I like how you can hear the squishy moss punch he uses for emphasis
"YOU ARE NOT VEGETA! I AM VEGETA!"
"I have a dream, of moss not being sorted by its color, but by the taste of its character." - kobold no. 249193, the moss collector of the month
I hope the arthur sees that & makes it his official name 😅😂
“Where little green mosses and little light green mosses can drink from the cave runoff of freedom”
moss by feel :)
My brother in Kurtulmak 💀
I love the idea of kobolds as petty little gremlins that probably have at least one thing they get hung up in their own method. They would fit into fighting each other over sumb things, but in the end probably still see themselves as family.
The sort of thing that goblins would see and realise that is how humans see them.
I like how this implies he knew what he was doing and went there to pick a fight.
"I actually hate it here."
That one is a straight up mood and i love it.
You think they explore each others body my fren?
@@LossQi get out.
@@Jburgerrr no
Me when I'm at work:
@@LossQi How could you?
This is the best piece of kobold media I have every seen. I’m sharing it with every nerd I know.
This and Sonnet of Scales.
Really captures almost everything
(Also sonnet if scales is fire)
Same
Kobold Kare has it beat
You can't sort my mosses, adventurer. They are too powerful for you.
I absolutely felt this energy from it lol
"You dont deserve the duty!!!!"
Awwwww that touched my heart, they are really preocupied social beings.
that voice acting is phenomenal
No it's not look for the original
Not really
@@joshuagleeson4619 I think this version is really good, but if there's an original version that's even better?! You need to tell me how to find that! I'm hyped.
@@alexandredesouza3692it’s in the description and the entire thing is on the video
@@joshuagleeson4619 yeah it is, you just got shit taste
Sounds like an random argument 2 NPCs have while you sneak past them during a stealth mission
300 likes woohoo! (I was 300th)
Agreed 😂😂😂
But hang around a bit and watch cuz you want to see how it ends.
@@dekeking9416only to find they're scripted to find you once they're done if You're still there 😂
Yep, I'm absolutely stealing a version for this next time I DM
They're arguing.
About MOSS.
I love this XD
I just realised that there may be a practical reason for kobolds to collect moss. Certain species of moss have medical uses such as reducing swelling or treating legions and boils, there are also poisonous species of moss that could be used to coat weapons that cause vomiting, nausea and other side effects. So moss collection and sorting could be a legit valuable job in the kobold community assuming they had some way to differentiate the medical moss and poisonous moss.
"You are a waste of moss and a waste of air!!"
Humans: I wish dogs could talk
Talking dogs:
No cause for💀
Except the argument is about poop. This exact argument.
There is so much emotion behind that, "YOU ARE A WASTE OF MOSS AND A WASTE OF AIR!"😂😂
And the line YOU ARE JUST JEALOUS I AM THE MOSS COLLECTOR AND YOU ARE NOT
Reminds me of a lemon grab twins conversation 🤣
"THIS IS UNACCEPTABLLLLLE 😡"
Your voice acting is actually unbelievably amazing! SO darn funny and on point!!!
This is literally the stupidest argument I have ever heard and I felt braincells die while listening to it. More please.
I just realised that there may be a practical reason for kobolds to collect moss. Certain species of moss have medical uses such as reducing swelling or treating legions and boils, there are also poisonous species of moss that could be used to coat weapons that cause vomiting, nausea and other side effects. So moss collection and sorting could be a legit valuable job in the kobold community assuming they had some way to differentiate the medical moss and poisonous moss.
@@johnwilliamson4748though taste would be a bad way to sort them….provided they aren’t immune to them.
Now you can understand racism
fr 💚
@@johnwilliamson4748 true and knowing that kobolds are trap happy and them being in caves for long periods. so taste and color would both be important depending on depth and effect. so they should sort moss by both color and taste.
color being more important near the opening of their den because more light and color being important for surprise traps, but taste is more important the deeper in for more effects on traps.
"You are a lousy moss collector" had great delivery😂😂
"You do not deserve the duty" 🤣
I am the mossy menace and I approve this message.
I love the way the kobolds are drawn, they look so scrungly and I wanna hug them rahh :33
I sort by texture, the way god intended.
Thats still taste! Stop being a coward and tell him he's a fool for sorting by color!
I sort it by smell.
You are a waste of moss. We are to sort by size
I sort it by appearance
I sorted by how it smells and if it is moldy or not
The pot makers be the most chillest in this kobold group
Gotta be pretty chill with pots, otherwise pots won't chill with you.
Typical sibling behavior
😂😂😂😂 accurate
rather then judge the moss be its color he judges it by the content of its character. we need more moss collectors like him
.....I'm using this. This is cannon lore for any kobold I run. PC or otherwise.
I’m doing this as well, except in my setting the kobolds are building vehicles and stuff, arguing over stuff like what armor type to use.
“CAST!” “WELDED!”
My kobold sorts moss by texture.
“You come across a room filled with buckets of different mosses. There are signs over different collections of buckets that read ‘Jucy. Swet. Bleh. Blech. And Umami.’”
@@ANullAssault well *MY* kobold sorts moss by smell.
@@lonelyandstonely
Mine sort it by how well you can wipe your butt with it, lol.
I’ve rewatched this idk how many times. I imagine this is how Skaven argue.
I can definitely see-imagine that, yes-yes!
That was my first thought.
Same!
walking, talking rats? that's ridiculous.
Holy shit, I thought I was the only one.
'The black corn is sorted-organized by colour!'
'No-no, the black corn is sorted by taste-flavour!'
Love how this is a regular enough occurrence to make the rest be like “they’re at it again” as they move on with their lives.
The voice acting was so dramatic, I love it 😂
The dripping, smacking sound when the second Kobold speaks adds so much to this
Real
"YOU IGNORAMUSES! YOU SORT IT BY SOUND!"
"...HOW DO YOU SORT MOSS BY SOUND. ARE YOU AS DUMB AS A ORC ON BOOZE?!"
By splat you throw it at the wall and sort it by SPLAT
I love how dedicated the voice actors were for this
I love the different interpretations from voice over to voice over as to how these two kobolds sound.
The best part is this is 100% Lawful Evil mentality at its finest. Petty, self serving, and brutally hierarchical. This is exactly how Kobolds within a clan would behave.
Its like dragons fighting just WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY smaller
That's exactly kobolds
The voice acting for this is ***shockingly*** good
I love how neither of them argue on what the moss is actually used for
I love how they are having a passionate argument as if the fate of kobold kund rests upon moss collecting and proper sorting
It does, though. Every kind of moss has its own properties to consider. You expect the tribe's alchemist to waste time rummaging through jars of moss for the correct kind when a healing salve needs made? Absurd!
"I sort it by color"
Ah yes, green, green, green, green, green, and don't forget about green.
Hey, there's light and dark green. As opposed to stuffing it in your mouth, like a savage.
@@mattmorehouse9685 What the-? You'll be in the moss room for weeks like a fool, pretending you see different shades of green when it's all basically identical.
Now if you taste it, you can find with certainty the moss that is bland and the moss that is sweet.
@@Crazieyboy15 YOU FOOL! If you do that you contaminate the moss with your drool and you end up eating a good bit of it!
CLEARLY idetifying by color is the proper method as it better preserves the moss after sorting it!
Some mosses ARE actually different shades of green than others....☝️
So I agree it should be sorted by color. 😶
There's also blue moss too ☺️
Nonsense @usernameqxq8539 . The only correct way to sort moss is by its taste! That way you can compare the different tastes of moss, and properly judge as how to sort it.
I just heard different versions of this and then i searched to find this again and i think this is by far the best version of it.
It definitely is. I come back periodically just to listen to it. I love the voice acting so much
They can have a beautiful relationship once they realize they can build a middle ground between colour and taste. They both have a passion for moss.
Sorting by taste makes more sense. I hate getting sweet, salty, mushy, and moldy all in one moss bowl.
Not to mention if one is poisonous
@@aaaaaaa2361 are you smoking something? We are Cave Kobolds we are venomous and have immunity to poison. Makes it 🎆spicier🎆
Now this is some good voice acting right here
I have seen this comic with a variety of VA and all of them are wonderful
I wanna be a dungeon mistress one day. I have a really silly idea for a campain but at some point I will have this argument somewhere in the sewer section
🚫
You cant even spell. Piss off.
I love and hate how good the voice acting is for this
lmao i love the end "TASTE!" "COLAAAR!"
That is very good voice acting. You can feel the chaotic gremlin of these kobolds and the energy of their argument, perfect.
Thank you so much for making this! Love Pocketsss comics
Due to my love of kobolds and how in character this sounds you have earned a subscriber and made my day thank you
Now I have a good reason for why my kobold was exiled, he was a taste organizer
Huh, I expected it to be because he was a color organizer
@@tee4906 You're supposed to do it by taste, all moss is green
Still better than a mouthfeel organiser
This is the best representation of kobolds ever
By far this has been my favourite interpretation on how they should be voiced. Good work!
I actually love seeing different renditions of this single comic. Like so many voice artists have done it over but every single one has its charms.
This one has the added moss sounds, with a vehemence to the voices like I’ve never heard.
I NEED MORE LIKE THIS
I love how passionate they are about their shared job ^^
Sorting by taste is the correct answer.
Average Lemongrab and Lemongrab conversion
I was about to comment the same thing 🤣💀
Apparently we have more in common with kobolds than I thought.
You sort things by color?
The Octopus doing cartwheels looks like he's having fun.
Great dub! And I’m happy that you included a link to Pocketss sites. I love their comics, especially the goblins and not goblin!
Ironically, kobolds argue over things like this. O_O
Yeah we do
@@Pastry_Dragongal ................how do YOU sort your moss
Taste
@@Pastry_Dragongal You're doing it wrong. You have to sort the moss by its color. How can you see taste when you are looking for it in the moss cave? It just sounds like a waste of time, or like you are just looking for an excuse to eat all the moss.
@@CrispyChicken38 what if mosses cant be distunguished by looks alone? What if the cave is too dark? Tasting it has its advantages, you can distinguish it by taste if they look too similar. Though my only gripe with taste is eating too much, a proper moss taster does not eat more than necessary. If the method is perfected, it could surpass the color sorting method. Though most kobolds fear change.
"They are having the moss..... "
"Do you just think i can't hear them? im done with all of you."
what can you learn from this video: kobolds arguing about collecting moss might be very loud for a human
i cant describe how much i love this little thing, its awesome
I feel strong Adventure Time energy oozing from this script.
Feels like a lemon grab scene
The comic is from Pocketss and she has several more, though I haven't seen another with these kobolds.
“Unfit, Undeserving!”
UNACCEPTABLE!!!
This is now officially the clan my Kobold Artificer hails from. They’re about the right color, and it’s very obvious why she skedaddled.
Those expressions are so well done and violent
This ---I'm sry to the lil' gremlins -- is quite precious and I NEED MORE!!!!
The fact he said that they're having the moss argument AGAIN signifies that this happens constantly with those 2
Daily lives of a Kobold
That last "TASTE!" "COLORRRR!" really adds to the chaos.
This without context is hilarious 😂
Ancient records explaining how the division between kobolds who remain away from others and those who left their caves and dens and joined other species cities and such
. . . The high level of this performance was entirely unnessicary, & i love you for it.
Have to watch this EVERY time it comes up.
Taste dude is objectively right
I actually love these voices, they're fantastic
This is astounding work and almost exactly how I imagined it, thank you :)
TASTE!!! COLOR!!!! In the background is awesome... comedy gold for comic stuff
It gets funnier when u rewatch the beginning, and acknowledge that they had the same argument multiple time.
The "taste guys" oblivious facial expressions 😂
Dang, I now want to know more about koblod society.
Well they can literally eat most materials, and they can change sex.
Meanwhile Kris and Susie sneaking into the cave to steal the moss be like:
You have no idea how long I have been scrolling through the comment section to find a deltarune comment
@@Madsun262I'm shocked there aren't more
The voice acting is so godly. Holy crap.
This NEEDS to be a movie. I love these little creatures designs, I find them adorble. They should be named Cave Romers or something like that.
Then silver dragonborn burst down the cave walls,
"Someone has some moss?"
"He sorts by color!!"
"This heathen sorts by taste!!"
"Have you tried sorting by smell?"
*kobolds look at each other, pure disgust in their eyes as they momentarily forget their own squabble and attack the intruder*
This really deserves more views... by far my favorite reading of this comic! 😂
I have never wanted to make a Kobold character more in my life than every time I see this comic pop up in front of me
The voice acting in this one is PHENOMENAL like damn.