we NEED to talk about matty healy AGAIN before tortured poets

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  • Опубликовано: 14 июн 2024
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    WELL DIVAS HERE WE ARE....the final video before my tortured poets reaction. we've been on such a journey and regrettably I have to inform you that we need to revisit the matty healy x taylor swift interlude. from the moment he appeared at the eras tour, to the potential overlap with joe alwyn, and the messy boots jack antonoff of it all....you better believe that today we are speaking up now about taylor's highly entertaining hot girl summer!!!!!
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  • @itsnotthatd33p
    @itsnotthatd33p Месяц назад +1269

    "girl if ur gonna be dating this dog... you gotta give him a bath" im dying of laughing

    • @annamariesieberns9894
      @annamariesieberns9894 Месяц назад +34

      Maybe the black dog isn’t about depression, but maybe it’s about him!

    • @happynealltdpolly
      @happynealltdpolly Месяц назад +4

      and buy a new leash 😂

    • @Eli-gr5vx
      @Eli-gr5vx Месяц назад +4

      Guess she needs to give this tattooed golden retriever a bath...

    • @Uhohlisa
      @Uhohlisa Месяц назад

      She wrote that one song for fans like him

  • @RandomlyAchievedBrilliance
    @RandomlyAchievedBrilliance Месяц назад +744

    8:09 "Jack holds a lot of people's secrets"... that's why his glasses are so big...

    • @jubilee4
      @jubilee4 Месяц назад +64

      They're full of *secrets* 🤫

    • @giannalosik8144
      @giannalosik8144 Месяц назад +8

      loving the mean girls reference 😛😛

    • @roarkwaswright
      @roarkwaswright Месяц назад +3

      He sure does. Have you read the PowerPoint about him and Lorde?

    • @jubilee4
      @jubilee4 Месяц назад +3

      @@roarkwaswright huh? Source please

    • @jobroz01
      @jobroz01 Месяц назад

      I think i found it drive.google.com/file/d/1rFJuHw8zQ0iBkcYQNr6FABPvW0Rm4RW2/view

  • @Nerdosaurous
    @Nerdosaurous Месяц назад +892

    Jack really said “Taylor needs new content” and threw Healy at her 😂

    • @hey10124
      @hey10124 Месяц назад +125

      Thinking of him knowing all the secrets AND being matchmaker kinda gives the vibe of a funny yet sick game of your therapist setting you up with another client of theirs.

    • @e.B.FanFic
      @e.B.FanFic Месяц назад +2

      AHAHAHA

    • @faeriegraver
      @faeriegraver Месяц назад +1

      Lmao

    • @megan-mr9vk
      @megan-mr9vk Месяц назад

      @@hey10124there is something sinister about financially gaining from someone having messy relationships. reality tv stuff

    • @abell509
      @abell509 Месяц назад +16

      Lol Yes. He's the turkey's opposite and and helped her reset her energy.

  • @alexnicole6806
    @alexnicole6806 Месяц назад +906

    We deserve financial compensation for the "You know who you are. I love you." FIGHTING FOR OUR LIVES.

    • @MissLinguiniNoodle
      @MissLinguiniNoodle Месяц назад +76

      No srsly! I remember when that shit came out it was right after I had a major surgery where they overdosed me on opioids and I apparently stopped breathing and shit and after seeing this I was convinced I was actually dead☠️ like this HAD to be hell. It‘s still shocking to me that this was not all just a weird hallucination i had ☠️

    • @i.8231
      @i.8231 Месяц назад +17

      i still think she was trolling lmaoo

    • @whatasillybilly
      @whatasillybilly Месяц назад

      Prepare to keep fighting

    • @tabathaarria9558
      @tabathaarria9558 Месяц назад +10

      that felt like a violation of my rights and freedom 💀

    • @lauranalyzing7679
      @lauranalyzing7679 Месяц назад +7

      ​@@MissLinguiniNoodlethis is so fucking funny

  • @alex..cas09
    @alex..cas09 Месяц назад +944

    it's always a good day to discuss whatever tf went down a year ago

  • @onlyhousestarklivesmatter
    @onlyhousestarklivesmatter Месяц назад +174

    Lmao you asking “was it ever really that serious” and then Tortured Poets Department gets dropped being completely about Matty Healey. She really was down bad for him 🤣🤣🤣

    • @pabloescobarschanclas
      @pabloescobarschanclas Месяц назад +43

      let’s be real, she’s still down bad for him and travis is the rebound. it matty came knocking tomorrow, she’d drop travis like a sack of potatoes.

    • @chelseygarrett4221
      @chelseygarrett4221 Месяц назад

      ​@@pabloescobarschanclasagreed

    • @mehwhatevah
      @mehwhatevah 26 дней назад

      @@pabloescobarschanclas agreed.

  • @allijohnson1228
    @allijohnson1228 Месяц назад +167

    Having now listened to the album, we didn't even KNOW how much we needed to talk about Matty Healy.

    • @Step_19313
      @Step_19313 Месяц назад +13

      OMG FR! why is there so much matty healy on her albums 😭I'm dying!!!!

    • @pabloescobarschanclas
      @pabloescobarschanclas Месяц назад +17

      @@Step_19313 because your girl and that man are meant for each other in a very twisted way.

    • @mewsao
      @mewsao Месяц назад +1

      ​@@pabloescobarschanclas twinflames

    • @mewsao
      @mewsao Месяц назад +1

      ​@@pabloescobarschanclas twinflame

    • @mehwhatevah
      @mehwhatevah 26 дней назад

      @@Step_19313 because she loves him, clearly, and has for over a decade.

  • @AMoniqueOcampo
    @AMoniqueOcampo Месяц назад +1163

    How I felt during the Matty Healy month-long rebound
    Phase 1: Who's Matty Healy anyway?
    Phase 2: EW!
    Phase 3: Madness Mantra- "It's just a rebound. It's just a rebound."
    Phase 4: THEY BROKE UP! *pops champagne like Barney and Robin in How I Met Your Mother*

    • @reginanewport-so3du
      @reginanewport-so3du Месяц назад +14

      Accurate

    • @greggoat6570
      @greggoat6570 Месяц назад

      What mental illness causes someone to be this invested in the relationship of two random celebrities? Seek help, although I bet you won’t and will just get defensive and double down and vent to your ten cars instead.

    • @catg2282
      @catg2282 Месяц назад +3

      Same vibes!!!

    • @philjan23
      @philjan23 Месяц назад +10

      *this*
      If (gross_rebound) == true then
      this.method(autocomplete)

    • @akashvalsan6609
      @akashvalsan6609 Месяц назад

      Legendary 😂

  • @sarahkeling7124
    @sarahkeling7124 Месяц назад +518

    "Jack Antanoff hold's everyone's secrets"---true true 😂

    • @tylertyler3214
      @tylertyler3214 Месяц назад +15

      The true Gretchen weiners to Taylor’s “Regina George in sheep’s clothing”

    • @morgantaylor517
      @morgantaylor517 Месяц назад +16

      He totally knows where the bodies are buried!

    • @hey10124
      @hey10124 Месяц назад +2

      ⁠@@tylertyler3214I hate the analogy because of how it gets used to describe TS but it really fits so well 🫥

    • @nishthagupta1357
      @nishthagupta1357 Месяц назад

      😂😂😂😂

  • @jonasreich3607
    @jonasreich3607 Месяц назад +1631

    Zach... please get some sleep before ttpd. You have been making videos non stop this year. I live the nosleepologist, but you are becoming the insomniologist. Lol. Can't wait for your reaction video this weekend

  • @addiegabriel9333
    @addiegabriel9333 Месяц назад +404

    The mirrored mouthing of the “this song is for you… I love you” was insane, certifiable behavior.

    • @teresaspedaliere6114
      @teresaspedaliere6114 Месяц назад +39

      it was a dare. she was dared to do it. you can see the regret on her face as soon as she said it. (this is what i choose to believe)

    • @madeupname3008
      @madeupname3008 Месяц назад +18

      I erased this from my memory omg

    • @tabathaarria9558
      @tabathaarria9558 Месяц назад +3

      mental illness

    • @bringiton5282
      @bringiton5282 Месяц назад

      You guys are killing me 🤣🤣🤣

    • @lovelover4408
      @lovelover4408 Месяц назад +1

      Everyone we know understands why it’s meant to be… because we’re crazy 🤪

  • @chelleymarie2129
    @chelleymarie2129 Месяц назад +553

    “Maybe she was just tired of sitting at home watching him play Chopsticks on the piano and pretending to clap and cheer for him…” no one does insults quite like you. I literally choked on my flavored beverage.

    • @toniamichael236
      @toniamichael236 Месяц назад +5

      Same😂

    • @HereForGoodVibes
      @HereForGoodVibes Месяц назад +5

      I LOVED that line

    • @gpelomundo
      @gpelomundo Месяц назад +2

      Same, I'm screaming 😂😂😂😂

    • @tamardolev1664
      @tamardolev1664 Месяц назад +2

      THIS HAD ME GAGGED

    • @hannahseling1513
      @hannahseling1513 Месяц назад +2

      You know this actually sounds like a line that would be in one of her songs, weirdly reminds me of champagne problems

  • @Hawther
    @Hawther Месяц назад +276

    I have noticed friends who get out of long relationships go hard very fast with the next guy - "love" is exchanged after like a week, they're handing out keys, making all their friends meet this dude... Then before I've even learned their last name, *poof* never seen again. It's like all that big relationship stuff was a reflex they had to un-learn. The oxytocin from finally getting laid againjust rips through their brain and scrambles it temporarily. Taylor just did that on stage.

    • @shelleygoodwin6371
      @shelleygoodwin6371 Месяц назад +11

      I can't imagine doing anything remotely like this after my past long term relationships 😅 I do see this sometimes but I feel like only certain people are even capable of this behaviour. It's even more insane that Taylor of all people in her position openly acted like this too 😅 BUT of course I still ily Taylor and we'll never know the whole situation in detail anyway

  • @rachellieberman
    @rachellieberman Месяц назад +59

    The MOST incriminating part of this entire arc was her performing at the 1975 show. There would be no reason to do that if she wasn't already with or interested in Matty.

  • @English3Muffin
    @English3Muffin Месяц назад +482

    The Matty Healy moment was so funny. I couldn’t believe how up in arms people were. Longtime fans literally from the start unstanned her. I love her and Travis, but there was something about the chaos in the fandom that was endlessly entertaining to me. 😂

    • @SunshineRiptide
      @SunshineRiptide Месяц назад +79

      I’ve been a fan since 2006. When I heard her and Matty where dating I was like meh. It won’t last. But yeah it was entertaining people were freaking out. It’s like chill they aren’t end game lol. She wanted a fling I think. IMO.

    • @annaphallactic
      @annaphallactic Месяц назад +74

      She got under Matty to get over Joe and honestly she could've done worse. Some of the weird accusations thrown at Matty (people calling him a Nazi was truly bizarre as hell) just reeked of people grasping at straws to use the affair as just another excuse to hate her.

    • @Exorcist364xs
      @Exorcist364xs Месяц назад +19

      I know. I thought Matty wasn’t that attractive but atm I really didn’t care. I was like hey girl go get you some! And I don’t care for Travis but I’m like hey girl whatever makes you happy and he’s not being a turd.

    • @Exorcist364xs
      @Exorcist364xs Месяц назад +16

      @@SunshineRiptideEXACTLY as an older young GEN X’r who’s had her own adventures, I thought hey girl go get you some! Have some fun!

    • @soulfireonfire6423
      @soulfireonfire6423 Месяц назад

      ⁠@@annaphallactic
      They were lies! Some Clipped , edited n news articles from a news source taking what they thought was an I gotcha moment about the porn site from a podcast channel the newspaper was just waiting to get kicked off you tube,.
      That Matty … he was never on that site! EVER!!
      The Nazi deal same BS! Taking. something he did and completely twisted it around.
      So thanks to one of Matty’s Jewish fans who got frustrated hearing people repeat propaganda…
      Wrong hand for a Hitler Salute!
      When he was doing that and saying thank you , he was calling out Kayne West for his antisemitic words but also throwing in the Thank You gif when West was sitting in Trumps lap for a period of time and on a video you see either West or Trump saying THANK YOU to the other!
      Last but not least Spice deal…. go listen … it’s mug him speaking . He never ever said a word about Ice Spice
      It’s not him talking !! They recanted laugh and joking around when the huggers started talking about Ice Spice . So for those who say he was laughing at what they were saying, that’s a really big assumption!!!
      But people still roll with all the lies because then they would have to admit they are still believing everything they hear from the media even after the last decade they haven’t learned they’re lesson yo research befits you believe !!!
      Is he controversial.. Yes .. he’d not a government person he feels the hard the cause gif all the division and hate in his country along with his media. He’s 100% correct!
      Has he had his issues and find some stupid things publicly at his concerts … yes!!!
      And so…. so what!!!!
      There are plenty of artist who show their axx during their careers here and there. Who cares!!!
      You’re a fan for their music.
      Depending on how much of a fan you are of their music, and their artistry shows at times like these when that fan thinks they have the right to judge them on their personal life, via cheesy media, when it’s non of the fans business anyway!!!
      Those aren’t fans… they are delusional self entitled stalkers at that point. News flash …
      THEY DON’T KNOW THEM!!! LOL!!
      Marty’s songs are awesome!!! His songs reveal he’s nothing like what people ran with from a twisted news platform!!!

  • @lbenner97
    @lbenner97 Месяц назад +334

    our last swiftologist video before TPD🤭🤭

    • @jackielehman8945
      @jackielehman8945 Месяц назад +7

      As if! 😅

    • @Hawther
      @Hawther Месяц назад +21

      Well now Taylor is going to do something insane and require an emergency video

    • @philjan23
      @philjan23 Месяц назад +10

      ​@@Hawtherlike literally spawning a library in the middle of New York City?

  • @cheshirecatswiftie
    @cheshirecatswiftie Месяц назад +238

    “No one is hearing the gobble around the portapotties.” 😂😂😂

  • @Cyn8201
    @Cyn8201 Месяц назад +64

    Matty has been her muse for over 10 years. The lore is deep with these two. The 1 and Cardigan are about him.

    • @AndromanKaya
      @AndromanKaya Месяц назад +2

      This is blowing my mind, folklore is my fav tay album and now it's been called into question!!!

    • @Cyn8201
      @Cyn8201 Месяц назад +6

      @@AndromanKaya I need to go back to 1989 and onward. I thought it was about Harry and fortnight mv she's referenced The 1975 last album and included Style images. Same with Reputation, there is a verse in Peter linked to Dancing with our Hands tied and Cardigan. She is in the 75 fandom herself.

    • @AndromanKaya
      @AndromanKaya Месяц назад +1

      @@Cyn8201 omg the lore runs so deep 😭😭😭

  • @hibiismeal300
    @hibiismeal300 Месяц назад +227

    Taylor is a people pleaser, I wish you would a video about this one day. Her relationship with fans and caving in to their demands ( like more Lana on snow on the beach) and how that effects her and feeds it to the fans desire. Like Kpop fans demanded their favs do something and punishing them if they do not. Love your videos and cannot wait for your reaction to TTPOD.

    • @ChristopherMarshburn
      @ChristopherMarshburn Месяц назад +20

      He has made this point in quite a few of his videos. That from childhood her need to be accepted is at the core of her being. It’s why she creates and will never stop. It’s a blessing and a curse in a way. I believe her romantic relationships have in one way or another been a rebellion against this need to be accepted. At least until Travis.

    • @TheFrancoPhiler
      @TheFrancoPhiler Месяц назад

      This is way too much litigation for a 34 year old who can have sex with a jerk if it’s really what she wants to do……..

    • @ayomidedareabel5525
      @ayomidedareabel5525 Месяц назад +14

      ​​@@ChristopherMarshburntbh I just think the validation from dating them was just more important than what anyone thought of her lol. That's why I believe she didn't just like matty. She jst dated him to make joe jealous and show him that she can still pull men. Speaking from experience as i had also done the same lol. If she did she'd have stuck by him like the way she has with travis despite all the backlash they both face from being with each other. I kinda love how she's absorbing his unbothered energy lol. You want to be mad at him for chugging a beer on his own podcast, well I'm just going to wear his merch and make more money for him😂😂

    • @melissaelle2068
      @melissaelle2068 Месяц назад +2

      … But that song really did need more Lana. She did her dirty the first go.

    • @Nothereforit174
      @Nothereforit174 Месяц назад

      @@ChristopherMarshburnand the baseball comment is just a hyperbolic example, if she can talk about wanting to kill someone’s girlfriend, I can be dramatic too

  • @ashleysbored6710
    @ashleysbored6710 Месяц назад +58

    You were right, we did need to talk about Matty

  • @TheClairelikescats
    @TheClairelikescats Месяц назад +195

    I was at Arlington N1 where she replaced invisible string with the 1 and that's when I knew in my heart it was joeover

    • @theswiftologist
      @theswiftologist  Месяц назад +60

      historical day

    • @TheClairelikescats
      @TheClairelikescats Месяц назад +7

      @@theswiftologist it truly was lol

    • @CarlaYT
      @CarlaYT Месяц назад

      The 1 is definitely about Healy

    • @TheClairelikescats
      @TheClairelikescats Месяц назад +1

      @CarlaYT well yes, but changing invisible string to the 1 was definitely sending us all a batman symbol in the sky that something had happened

  • @dr3m1ly
    @dr3m1ly Месяц назад +73

    “a small amount of real estate” boy do I have news for you

  • @trisjannessa
    @trisjannessa Месяц назад +163

    This was 100% the most hilarious video you’ve ever made. I was laughing out loud like an idiot.

    • @julia9557
      @julia9557 Месяц назад +8

      Same, I laughed out loud SO mnay times 😂

    • @katiet5170
      @katiet5170 Месяц назад +4

      Me too. Someone needs to snatch this guy up for a major network or publication... but then we wouldn't have him here making us laugh.

    • @Iman-iy7gc
      @Iman-iy7gc Месяц назад +1

      saaaaame!!! i love him

  • @shelleysmith6667
    @shelleysmith6667 Месяц назад +17

    She was in a really avoidant, distanced relationship with Joe. She wanted him BAD and finally saw her answers in not Joe, but in Matty. She projected twin flames. Both musicians, etc etc. Feeling stuffed away, she was ready to get in touch with her darker side that wasn't raised in upper middle class USA. She wanted down the rabbit hole Healy offered. But he snatched it away. It's not her path and it closed up before she got a chance to balance her new feelings into reality.
    That about did her in on top of the Joe stuff. And her new tour that propelled her to super-duper stardom attention during it all.
    I think she struggles to feel as intense with the right guy if it's Travis than with the euphoric high of matty and her latent longings and searching for that elusive happiness.
    Glitch and all songs about lusty love, the highs... on midnight are about Healy.
    I sure hope she got good therapy after that whiplash of hers...
    What a midlife crisis!!!!
    I love how much she feels. She describes situations I've also felt from my life. The excruciating pain of a quick, new love snatched away while you were just getting excited to shift. Oh lordy!!!!

  • @ruslanagracheva5252
    @ruslanagracheva5252 Месяц назад +41

    This aged so well

  • @Mavis-Tanya
    @Mavis-Tanya Месяц назад +28

    Things to add to this!!!
    - Taylor asked Matty and 1975 to open for the 1989 tour and he said no
    - Taylor sang a 1975 song at the show, the City, which is the song he sang to her when she came to his show and only stared at her
    - about you was on her tour pre-show setlist and Question was on his

    • @bimmy6823
      @bimmy6823 Месяц назад

      He sang fallingforyou to her at the 2014 show, not The City. At least I think

  • @reemajose1419
    @reemajose1419 Месяц назад +255

    Could 'But Daddy, I love him' or 'I can fix him (no really I can) be about Ratty Healy? lmao

    • @tcoonn
      @tcoonn Месяц назад +19

      I sincerely need them to be about him

    • @user-qo2jv1tz8i
      @user-qo2jv1tz8i Месяц назад +8

      Oh it is

    • @whatasillybilly
      @whatasillybilly Месяц назад

      🤭

    • @Tickle-xh2nb
      @Tickle-xh2nb Месяц назад +15

      You bet! From what I've heard...most songs in the album are about Ratty Healy.

    • @ck4yismee13
      @ck4yismee13 Месяц назад +17

      People started to say this album is mostly about Ratty and i'm scared 😭

  • @kellye.5678
    @kellye.5678 Месяц назад +97

    The amount of Healy songs on this album has me disturbed. Blondie really was unhinged 😭

    • @dishavyas
      @dishavyas Месяц назад +1

      Ikrrrr

    • @dishavyas
      @dishavyas Месяц назад +9

      Like but daddy I love him!!!!

    • @lmao-uo4sv
      @lmao-uo4sv Месяц назад +1

      @@dishavyas dude i fucking hate Ratty. FFS Jover is for real over for good this time :((

    • @blademidnights
      @blademidnights Месяц назад +4

      makin me sick bruh 😭 i wanted to hear abt joe not m*tty

  • @Stizef2
    @Stizef2 Месяц назад +82

    This album is, like, 90% Matty coded. And he knew it would be - remember his rant? “Do not come for me. Trust me. You know who I’m talking to. Honestly, you know who you are. I’m as mental as I seem. I have the receipts. Don’t f**k with me. Trust me.” Messiness ahead.

    • @pabloescobarschanclas
      @pabloescobarschanclas Месяц назад +3

      wait, more info needed, when and where did he say this?

    • @jubilee4
      @jubilee4 Месяц назад +15

      ​​​​@@pabloescobarschanclas at his show in february this year. I think it was glasgow n1 or n2. he must've known she's gonna come for his neck because he said it at one of the first shows *after* the grammys when she announced the ttpd album. There's a clip circling on tiktok, you can see he's pissed off 😅😅

    • @pabloescobarschanclas
      @pabloescobarschanclas Месяц назад +10

      @@jubilee4 oof….we are in for an interesting rest of the year, to say the least 💀

    • @jubilee4
      @jubilee4 Месяц назад +13

      ​@@pabloescobarschanclas yeah, 💯. There's no way it was ended amicably 💀💀 and even if it was, gloves are off now. Taylor rang the bell first with ttpd and it's bound to snowball out of control when matty releases a response but i hope that swifties won't send death threats to the band or matty again. 😔

    • @mehwhatevah
      @mehwhatevah 26 дней назад +1

      I'm not so sure that was directly specifically at Taylor. I would imagine she let him hear all of it before it was released, through Jack if not directly. I think it was at Swifties who might re-emerge when he'd gotten rid of them by leaving her.

  • @pridemoth_
    @pridemoth_ Месяц назад +66

    Look, admittedly I am one of the dreaded newer Swifties, but I vividly remember watching this whole thing from the sidelines and just being baffled at how serious everyone was about it. I was just like, "She JUST got out of a longterm relationships, of course she wants to do a rockstar about it for a little bit" It was truly wild to witness, like it just never seemed *that* serious to me lmao.

    • @theswiftologist
      @theswiftologist  Месяц назад +12

      You wouldn't get how major it was if you weren't a fan like sawryyyyyyy without the build up....it doesn't hit!

    • @pridemoth_
      @pridemoth_ Месяц назад +10

      @@theswiftologist what I was saying is I didn't get the people who were so so mad about it, I'm not trying to steal any valor or whatever

    • @HaHa-lx9yo
      @HaHa-lx9yo Месяц назад +4

      Honestly and according to my experience, the shortest flings gives you the most intense emotions.

  • @isiii17
    @isiii17 Месяц назад +202

    swiftologist really be hustling because our fav blondie dated that creature of a man 😵‍💫 so glad to finally unpack this messy era

    • @theswiftologist
      @theswiftologist  Месяц назад +53

      in hindsight its even funnier

    • @user-qo2jv1tz8i
      @user-qo2jv1tz8i Месяц назад +4

      This album is messy, so you’ll be getting a lot of that

  • @holly289
    @holly289 Месяц назад +36

    that moment when she lip synced “i love you” during cardigan it all went absolutely nuts in the fandom

    • @Donna-C
      @Donna-C Месяц назад +2

      But Daddy I love him!

  • @wahwahnwe
    @wahwahnwe Месяц назад +23

    Just listened to ttpd DOUBLE ALBUM and feels like 80% of the songs are about Mattt Healy 😮

  • @sydniii
    @sydniii Месяц назад +18

    As much as I want to refuse to believe cardigan is ACTUALLY about him, there’s something about the “when I felt like I was an old cardigan under someone’s bed, you put me on and said I was your favorite” lyric that won’t leave my mind now 💀

  • @aditipankaj3553
    @aditipankaj3553 Месяц назад +58

    who's gonna tell him? 💀

    • @ampmusic3852
      @ampmusic3852 Месяц назад +7

      Don’t tell him no spoilers

  • @melanygomez613
    @melanygomez613 Месяц назад +35

    “This song is about you. You know who you are. I love you” is my Roman Empire

  • @AP-ds9pj
    @AP-ds9pj Месяц назад +55

    I love that, as per the chapters, this is just 25 minutes of "tea".

  • @bunnymoon9130
    @bunnymoon9130 Месяц назад +196

    i hate to say this, but I’m actually grateful for the Matty Healy era. it helped her to get over joever, and i hope that’s why her relationship with Travis is actually healthy and happy. Travis wasn’t the first one after turkey to show up for her (remember Matty flying across the globe to Nashville). so this way it’s not like she pulled a complete 180 with Travis, Matty served as a mediator (i’m sorry i know). i just want her to be happy and have a healthy love and if that means we had to go through the may of 2023, then let it be it

    • @theswiftologist
      @theswiftologist  Месяц назад +39

      its all a bit really in the end

    • @bunnymoon9130
      @bunnymoon9130 Месяц назад

      @@theswiftologist just watched till the end! can’t wait for your ttpd videos🫡

    • @bunnymoon9130
      @bunnymoon9130 Месяц назад

      @@theswiftologist just watched till the end! can’t wait for your ttpd videos🫡

    • @jackielehman8945
      @jackielehman8945 Месяц назад +18

      Yep. After what seemed like a gaslit heavy relationship, one really just needs any warm body to bring you back to your reality. And then it's time to go...

    • @angelamarie4137
      @angelamarie4137 Месяц назад

      I'm pretty sure Travis worships the ground she walks on, and I'm here for it.

  • @varsharawat9188
    @varsharawat9188 Месяц назад +19

    21:03 "get away from her" , taylor called this out in "but daddy i love him". and whole ttpd being about matty instead of just three songs is so funny now.

    • @lmao-uo4sv
      @lmao-uo4sv Месяц назад +7

      literally the song was about everyone including fans dissing ratty healy ..and taylor in the eras tour saying she had never been happier blah blah blah literally telling us to shut up.. lol!!!! I cannot believe a rebound for only a couple months deserves so many songs in an album we have been longing for...thought that it was all about her precious London Boy Joe smh

    • @Magentamagnet
      @Magentamagnet Месяц назад +9

      ​@@lmao-uo4sv it's wasn't just a rebound, it's a situationship since 2014 fling.... & She's saying she knows who's to call when she's fresh out the Slammer.... Like girl what- Stay single for while yk

    • @varsharawat9188
      @varsharawat9188 Месяц назад +8

      @@lmao-uo4sv taylor has been writing songs about short lived (few months long) romances since debut and they were always passionate and emotional. Now that i think of it I guess she can't write songs about her break up of long romances (calvin, joe), may be she is not inspired when these long term romance end.

    • @lmao-uo4sv
      @lmao-uo4sv Месяц назад +2

      @@varsharawat9188 yea ur right. Sometimes the relationship is short for a reason - chaotic, crazy, fascinating sentiments rush like a roller coaster. But still i don't like ratty healy

    • @lmao-uo4sv
      @lmao-uo4sv Месяц назад +3

      @@Magentamagnet then Joe has done nothing that wrong!! From the lyrics I only see him being depressed but honestly it's just his personality and they had a good time and everything has run to its course that's all

  • @spellhex6213
    @spellhex6213 Месяц назад +136

    The version that Matty might’ve been referring to is Slut! Allegedly, Slut was supposed to be a collab between The 1975 and Taylor, and I believe some alternative lyrics (Matty’s part) leaked on the internet. So, mayhaps that what he was referring to…

    • @annaphallactic
      @annaphallactic Месяц назад +15

      Okay but that was proven to be fake. It was clearly something that a person photoshopped and printed. It didn't even match the continuity of the 1989 TV artwork.

    • @spellhex6213
      @spellhex6213 Месяц назад +16

      @@annaphallactic AHH I see… I had no idea that was proven to be fake, and thanks for telling me :)

  • @theswiftologist
    @theswiftologist  Месяц назад +121

    TTPD HAS LEAKED. I've said it a million times but I do NOT engage with leaks or spoilers, and if you spoil anything from me you will be instantly blocked on all platforms no exceptions and kept on my blacklist. Dishonor on you and your family.

    • @elliagroneberg3688
      @elliagroneberg3688 Месяц назад +3

      all i can say is you’re going to be very GAGGED. (please don’t block me anything taylor puts out would gag you) also i hope you don’t get spoiled. stay off socials

    • @jubilee4
      @jubilee4 Месяц назад +7

      How the fuck has it leaked?! 😭😭😭 What is wrong with people 😤😤😤

  • @lisamlamarche900
    @lisamlamarche900 Месяц назад +18

    I mean….calling out Jack for “reuniting these two dumb asses for a summer of chaos”- hysterical😂😂

  • @WalkingFishTaco
    @WalkingFishTaco Месяц назад +31

    Hot take maybe but ratlor was ten times more entertaining and fun than any news Joe and her ever made💀

  • @user-we3pb8ri1u
    @user-we3pb8ri1u Месяц назад +5

    I gotta be honest, you are very very good at public speaking. You never stutter and I can tell all of this is off the dome. Subscribed!

  • @astara3770
    @astara3770 Месяц назад +8

    I agree, pressuring two people into breaking up when they're not your close friends isn't someone's place excalty no matter how bad they are

  • @longsai94
    @longsai94 Месяц назад +23

    Matty will definitely be a central theme in her new album. She chose the TRUMAN BLACK eagle brewery in London as one of the places for her spotify TTPD posters. If that's not a hint I don't know what is.

  • @sarahkeling7124
    @sarahkeling7124 Месяц назад +80

    I like this era a lot because by rebounding with someone so wild and different Taylor is agreeing with us that Joe, is indeed, a *boring* heirloom Turkey...

    • @user-qo2jv1tz8i
      @user-qo2jv1tz8i Месяц назад +2

      Suffering from depression

    • @marymcginnis8255
      @marymcginnis8255 Месяц назад +5

      I agree with Taylor's original assessment of Joe- Gorgeous!🌺

  • @angelamarie4137
    @angelamarie4137 Месяц назад +129

    She finally crawled out of the heirloom turkey's torture dungeon and rebounded hard with the most sketchy guy possible. I think Ratty was all about getting revenge on Joe, IMO. The turkey probably didn't like him, and she knew it would piss him off. The fact that Ratty and Taylor recorded a song together for Midnights that didn't make the cut may have been because of Joe. Maybe he was jealous.

  • @Fxkstans
    @Fxkstans Месяц назад +43

    Girl you're going to be screaming, crying, throwing up in about 14.5 hours time.

  • @mr.icecream7880
    @mr.icecream7880 Месяц назад +64

    I LOVE the look! Midnights blue looks amazing on you!

  • @reginanewport-so3du
    @reginanewport-so3du Месяц назад +41

    My Taylor Swift group on FB went from 50,000 to 400,000 last year. It was a chaotic year in the fandom.

  • @milaces1323
    @milaces1323 Месяц назад +39

    I must have amnesia because i had already forgotten everything that went down during Taylor`s brief Ratty Healy interlude lol. Thanks for your flawless job king Zach 👑

    • @brittanyr9471
      @brittanyr9471 Месяц назад +5

      My brain deleted it from memory as a self preservation tactic.

    • @giofrancotrain18essence
      @giofrancotrain18essence Месяц назад

      It was so fast, they break up, and we have travis kelce

  • @henrywayne5724
    @henrywayne5724 Месяц назад +143

    funniest moment to me:
    "He lets her bejeweled"

  • @jojoart571
    @jojoart571 Месяц назад +23

    I love how you’re the only swift channel that says it how it is without sugarcoating stuff just because you love her but will call her out when needed to 😂

  • @makaelabrewer4689
    @makaelabrewer4689 Месяц назад +207

    Calvin Harris is still upset to this day 😂

    • @theswiftologist
      @theswiftologist  Месяц назад +82

      as he should be. loser !!

    • @colleenfinnegan4967
      @colleenfinnegan4967 Месяц назад +50

      I just love that his wife plays Taylor’s music when he isn’t home 😂

  • @katdmr5655
    @katdmr5655 Месяц назад +47

    27:42 the fact that Joe was the one to get three songs after all and every other song on the album being about Matty makes this so hilarious 😂

    • @TheLizard199
      @TheLizard199 Месяц назад +15

      It’s such a diss on Joe, honestly. Like how she didn’t write about Calcium

    • @stargazer3677
      @stargazer3677 Месяц назад +7

      @@TheLizard199 Calvin did get songs, later, and the biggest diss was towards Tom, who only got one, where she admitted she was just drinking when she was with him, and it was no Love Story. Poor guy got used.

    • @mina_2079
      @mina_2079 Месяц назад

      Idk really what's happening in Taylor's mind. But I remember in one of her interviews, she said she won't write a break-up song about someone when she's not sure they're over. Maybe one of the reasons that we don't have many of Joe's songs is because she hasn't moved on yet. Or maybe she still has feelings for him and respects his private life.

    • @TheLizard199
      @TheLizard199 Месяц назад

      @@stargazer3677 wait which ones? genuinely wasn't aware

  • @OntarioAtOrion
    @OntarioAtOrion Месяц назад +9

    20:59 Your friend said "Get away from her" and Taylor put "Stay away from her" in quotes as what the "sabateurs" said while protesting too much in "But Daddy I love Him" 😮

  • @Hermionee-Jean-Granger
    @Hermionee-Jean-Granger Месяц назад +147

    ZACH YOU CAME AT SUCH A GREAT TIME LMAO I WAS FEELING SO DOWN RN FOR NO REASON AT ALL AND I JUST GOT THIS NOTIF THANK YOU SO MUCH NOW I HAVE SMTH TO DISTRACT MYSELF BY😭💛

  • @user-lo1wz3bh5m
    @user-lo1wz3bh5m Месяц назад +36

    Did your head explode the second you realized that Taylor Swift was secretly in love and fantasizing about Matty Healy the entire Joe Alwyn relationship? Think about that

    • @sunshineyrainbows13
      @sunshineyrainbows13 Месяц назад +1

      Shhh Guilty as Sin is too loud 😭

    • @MarcDoesNotKnow
      @MarcDoesNotKnow Месяц назад +1

      it seems like she felt the need to stick by joe bc he saved her from the trenches of 2016.. like the only thanks she could offer was being in a relationship with him

  • @amandasoul
    @amandasoul Месяц назад +47

    ZACK, U JUST KEEP FEEDING US 👑👑👑

  • @zoc.6922
    @zoc.6922 Месяц назад +25

    The Ratty Healy interlude was such a silly time. All I could do was laugh. Taylor needed a rebound after clawing her way out of the heirloom turkey's basement.

  • @veronicamoravega7754
    @veronicamoravega7754 Месяц назад +26

    “a small amount” and people who listened to the leak are saying its almost all about matty 😭💀

  • @alyssavance9838
    @alyssavance9838 Месяц назад +19

    Oh my god. The way this is gonna age after the album actually drops 😭😭😭

  • @amandasoul
    @amandasoul Месяц назад +48

    i was at Tampa N1 so i really hope “florida!!!” is about that so i can make that my entire personality 🫶☺️

    • @theswiftologist
      @theswiftologist  Месяц назад +17

      you might be onto something!

    • @isabelcarvajal7591
      @isabelcarvajal7591 Месяц назад +6

      I was also at Tampa N1 and also am hoping florida is about that weekend!!! ❤

    • @minimalistvlogger3467
      @minimalistvlogger3467 Месяц назад +3

      did something crazy happen in the tampa or Miami shows?

    • @nikkiknack
      @nikkiknack Месяц назад +2

      @@minimalistvlogger3467 my exact question, I'm also not familiar with anything that went down on Tampa N1

  • @martasorangeberry
    @martasorangeberry Месяц назад +41

    Taylor has the issue that she cares to much about public view of her. When she was younger it was that she was always so broken-hearted and 'playing the victim' so she started to jump into new relationships quickly after a break up like Poor Tom Hiddleston or Ratty Healy to show everyone how very over it and fine she is after her 2 most important long term relationships ended. Both of those rebounds she was flaunting them- jetting around the world or jumbotron love annaucemtns 🙄 The lady doth protest too much, methinks! 😂

  • @aletamagliocchetti1773
    @aletamagliocchetti1773 Месяц назад +18

    the ratty healy phase makes sense when youve been there before, it's the definition of happy frre confused and lonely at the same time lmao it's needed in life, sucks yet needed, i sat there like lucilee bluth and was like "good for her!" hahahahaa

  • @brittanyr9471
    @brittanyr9471 Месяц назад +29

    Seeing the clip of Taylor mouthing that elicits a visceral reaction in me. Everything clinches.

  • @jamieCapricornYT
    @jamieCapricornYT Месяц назад +4

    Rewatching this episode after TTPD release! Must acknowledge this episode is a masterpiece! You saw it coming!

  • @richmaxmchalliwchester1984
    @richmaxmchalliwchester1984 Месяц назад +27

    Even though it would be so much easier to just move on and completely forget about Ratty Healy interlude i need some answers to my questions before i do that. I really need at least 1 song on TTPD to tell us what was going on. Ratty was always a mysterious character in Taylor lore so i need her to reveal a bit of this mystery before i can finally move on.

  • @nickybull2361
    @nickybull2361 Месяц назад +17

    “If you’re gonna date this dog you need to give him a bath” I am done 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @GabbaGorilla
    @GabbaGorilla Месяц назад +5

    taylor did bring back invisible string for one night only!! she performed it on nashville night 1 (or 2?) after she learned that the city of nashville dedicated a bench in centennial park to her. after that one show she immediately changed it back to The One for the rest of the nashville shows.

  • @brittanyparistx
    @brittanyparistx Месяц назад +86

    Bruh. I’m from the future.
    IT’S ALL ABOUT MATT HEALY.
    IT’S ALWAYS BEEN ABOUT MATT HEALY.

  • @Pt-11
    @Pt-11 Месяц назад +40

    Girl. Take. A. Nap.
    We need you in t-minus 40 hours(ish).

  • @andrewt35
    @andrewt35 Месяц назад +8

    Simultaneously happy that Matty Heal-or is over, and hopeful that the music she made with him during those studio sessions are going to see the light of day with Matty’s production and instrumentals.

  • @torileeke8027
    @torileeke8027 Месяц назад +16

    Actually I’m listening and so far ITS ALL MATTY

  • @amyellen5701
    @amyellen5701 Месяц назад +27

    Just reflecting on how valid this was right before TTPD like… the Swiftologist knew.

    • @lea-cq7ro
      @lea-cq7ro Месяц назад +2

      Ikr?? Like what are the odds ? Did he know something? Inside scoop? 🤨🎤

  • @kaseyinthesky
    @kaseyinthesky Месяц назад +15

    JUST CALL YOUR LOCAL PSYCHIC I MEAN SWIFTOLOGIST FOR YOUR DELUSIONAL YET HIGHLY ACCURATE FORCAST
    my god the accuracy Zach
    joe turkey who?

    • @kaseyinthesky
      @kaseyinthesky Месяц назад +2

      DID SHE CALL HIM A DOG ON TRACK 2????? ☠️☠️☠️

  • @angelinamachulka865
    @angelinamachulka865 Месяц назад +12

    I'm watching this after listening TTPD (more like PTSD). Girl...

    • @tpstps85
      @tpstps85 Месяц назад +2

      PTSD 😭😭😭 same girl, same.

  • @floofyavocados
    @floofyavocados Месяц назад +14

    ZACH PLEASE HELP US OH MY GOD WHAT IS THIS DOUBLE ALBUM

  • @charlotte092689
    @charlotte092689 Месяц назад +12

    "these 3 songs will be about Ratty" oh Zach...

  • @reka6762
    @reka6762 Месяц назад +35

    Did I watch the 'Calcium' Harris 15 seconds part five times cackling? You bet your ass I did :-)

  • @GuavaCannes-vi4wd
    @GuavaCannes-vi4wd Месяц назад +12

    ZACH THE ELOQUELOGIST! I wanna tell you that I love the way you articulate your thoughts and go about discussing them!

  • @leannewalker1422
    @leannewalker1422 Месяц назад +16

    Zach, i love your work. You are creative, knowledgeable and articulate yet you have some savage moments that I have come to expect from the Swiftologist.

  • @shv5626
    @shv5626 Месяц назад +3

    After hearing TTPD I’m intrigued by some of the storytelling in Evermore and would love to hear your thoughts on how the two albums compare and how potentially TTPD is a continuation of these storylines that were supposedly “imagined”. Lots of themes of unhappy marriages (“Coney Island”, “it’s time to Go”, “Tolerate It”, “Happiness”), forbidden love and the-one-that-got-away vibes in songs like “Ivy”, “Willow”, “Tis the damn season”, “Dorothea”. Maybe I’m imagining it but maybe these are actually how she was feeling at the time?

  • @kimperfectcreations5725
    @kimperfectcreations5725 Месяц назад +4

    Omg the way you describing the mean speak up now swifties is like describing snakes in empathy's clothing now - love watching this post ttpd ❤😂

  • @jessicam3707
    @jessicam3707 Месяц назад +5

    This video is so thorough and satisfying. To answer your question…? My favorite part of the drama was when Taylor more or less confirmed that question…? was about him because I so totally knew it was pretty much right after the rumors that they were dating were starting to look convincing.

  • @thelakes6477
    @thelakes6477 Месяц назад +18

    I have a really bad gut feeling that tells me the whole Matty Healy thing was much more serious than just an interlude 🥲

  • @japamyurevolution
    @japamyurevolution Месяц назад +9

    TAYLOR'S BIRTHDAY PRESENT TO MATTY WAS THE BREAKUP ANNOUNCEMENT??? 💀💀 I am on the damn floor this is INSANE. I love her...

  • @MissLinguiniNoodle
    @MissLinguiniNoodle Месяц назад +16

    I actually think that after the you‘re losing me breakup era in 2022 they had gotten back together because of the alcott lyrics „i think i’m falling BACK in love with you“ so i think the turkey probably gobbled his way back into her life and maybe made some false promises of finally settling down (hence why they started their house buying preperation) but then she obviously realized that nothing has changed and he‘s still the same („i can fix him“) and then the ultimate end started

  • @AnjeannetteMarie
    @AnjeannetteMarie Месяц назад +33

    You are srsly hilarious, I 🫶 ur eloquence, humor, intelligence, luv for TS but not afraid to call out her messiness. You’re like her annoying little brother and I’m living for it 🤘

  • @TheLizard199
    @TheLizard199 Месяц назад +8

    Ohhh my gosh listening to the album this video was more needed than I thought!! So many songs about Healy I cannot WAIT until your reactions

  • @princesspatti16
    @princesspatti16 Месяц назад +9

    That door slam was insane

  • @areynaschmidt2497
    @areynaschmidt2497 Месяц назад +9

    Not the gobbles around the portapotties 💀💀 your shadiness makes me cackle and that turkey is COOKED 🔥

  • @bethlovesthings
    @bethlovesthings Месяц назад +6

    Edit: the show I saw was ON Matty Healy's birthday 😅😅 - I saw the 1975 live in april 2023 and then mere week after the left Australia, the Taylor Swift x Matty Healy news broke and my mind was blown.
    I immediately thought 'and when i meet the band' was referring to the 1975 when I heard Bejewelled but I couldn't prove it of course.
    I still think their fling made sense, they are both messy artists. I always had a feeling their paths had met multiple times in background and they had def had flirty fun when they were all recording their respective albums.
    There is always the chance it was the weirdest marketing campaign ever for their respective world tours at the time.
    I like to think they are just good friends tbh sooo looking forward to the album drop this weekend

  • @dreamchaser7603
    @dreamchaser7603 Месяц назад +9

    If we only knew what was coming… Matty Heally Album!! 😅 Swifties are so not ready for it and I’m living for it!! I find it absolutely hilarious! 😂 Taylor said „F** You, bitches!!“ I can’t wait to hear your take on it!

  • @Scorpio13-59
    @Scorpio13-59 Месяц назад +27

    Sleep is so important but with TTPD close enough to be just beyond our reaching fingertips, this is why god created espresso. 😂

  • @alexlefay
    @alexlefay Месяц назад +121

    Honestly... kinda want Matty to drop receipts about Taylor in his next album. I want the other's part version and i want the mess. Because clearly Taylor cheated on Joe with Matty, they were together longer than we know officially and the whole mess is messy and I want it to get messier!

    • @walkingtheline1729
      @walkingtheline1729 Месяц назад +24

      I might listen to that just for tea. That's why I'm kinda excited for Travis because you know he will tlk

    • @jojoart571
      @jojoart571 Месяц назад +9

      I know like dating someone a moth after a 6 year long boyfriend seems so off to me and the fact that they’ve had a collaboration on midnights which was in the making princess while she was still with joe so the song not making so cut might have to do with him and so whole thing is just weird

    • @ayomidedareabel5525
      @ayomidedareabel5525 Месяц назад

      Honestly with the rumors about Joe cheating I wouldn't be surprised if she did it to get her lick back lol

    • @Donna-C
      @Donna-C Месяц назад +3

      I think there was cheating by both Joe (1st) attempted recovery of the relationship and then cheating by Taylor (2nd). A signed agreement to say nothing public for 2 years

    • @caseyobrien6725
      @caseyobrien6725 Месяц назад

      she cheated?

  • @oceancat0450
    @oceancat0450 Месяц назад +7

    She LOVED Matty and I think she resents that random fans all over the US wouldn’t let her.
    As she should.

    • @kristiestiles742
      @kristiestiles742 Месяц назад

      As this is America you should be able to love who you want, but you can't expect not to get shit for sleeping with a bigot.

    • @oceancat0450
      @oceancat0450 Месяц назад +1

      @@kristiestiles742 oh go touch grass.

  • @chrissyscholl816
    @chrissyscholl816 Месяц назад +6

    I kinda feel like matty, to her, she sees him as a twin flame.

  • @jessicakath7626
    @jessicakath7626 Месяц назад +6

    the "I love you" from both of them was unhinged. I really can't contextualize it still and can't wait to learn more about the timeline. Maybe Matty has an NDA lol and we will only hear from Taylor. I was on vacation when the news broke in the Sun and then in one of the most beautiful places in the world when the pics of him at her concert dropped. I couldn't believe it and was sooooooo excited because I shipped them originally in 2014. The only regret I had is that we didn't get a collab together before they split, but I am so glad she now scratched this itch and didn't stay any longer than that. The fandom's parasocial reaction trying to control her was hilarious, and all I could think was "TOUCH GRASS".