The Ultimate Zombie Survival Guide

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  • Опубликовано: 20 окт 2024

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  • @CarlAquinoTBPR
    @CarlAquinoTBPR 9 лет назад +17

    It's been 8 long years... where's part 2?

    • @SoCalChris
      @SoCalChris 8 лет назад +4

      Zombies got em

    • @CrowbarrCreations
      @CrowbarrCreations  7 лет назад +3

      Lol thanks for liking it and wanting a second part, but it's simply not going to happen. This little film cost several thousand dollars to make, and around 3-5 months to create. I had the intention of making this short seem like it was an episodal thing, and I'm glad you want a part 2, but I have moved on to other things. Of course if you made a kickstarter for me, sure I'd do it, but I'd want to pay everyone for their time etc, so we'd be looking at 5-10k. It's crazy aint it?

    • @CrowbarrCreations
      @CrowbarrCreations  7 лет назад +4

      Of course I might be able to make that back in youtube ads, but then I'd break even, for 1/4 of my years work. That's if I make around 10 million views. Anything less is a loss. Essentially this costs me money, and gives me very little chance at making any. Kinda soul crushing, I left the film industry after working on some big end stuff soon afterwards. Now I'm in the CGI field, it's much nicer in certain ways, namely, the ability to have a skill, instead of just delegating tasks all the time. You have no idea how much of this film was simply organising people to show up at the same time. I prefer being able to create without needing a team of 15 people to do it. Who cares though, this comment is a year old, so you'll probably never read this.
      But my family and I do enjoy looking back at this film and smiling. It was a nice time to be alive, and it gives me nice memories.
      But cost wise, this fails when compared to someone just twitch streaming them playing a game online. Seriously, they'll out earn me hehehe *cries*

    • @CarlAquinoTBPR
      @CarlAquinoTBPR 7 лет назад +2

      Damn, that's too bad. I first saw this video back when I was first introduced to the internet back in '09 and I remember this very fondly now. I wish nothing but the best for you on your new endeavors.

    • @neon_Nomad
      @neon_Nomad Год назад

      It could be done for much cheaper nowadays just check corridor crew

  • @kamenridernephilim
    @kamenridernephilim 7 лет назад +1

    Nice gun collection at 3:05. Let's see M1928 Thomspon SMG, FN FAL 7.62 Battle Rifle, Browning M1919.30 Caliber Machine Gun, OWEN Submachine Gun, M1 Carbine, two M1911 series .45 Caliber Pistols, one Bren .303 Machine Gun, and one STEN Submachine Gun.

  • @snowyiwnl6707
    @snowyiwnl6707 7 лет назад +19

    holy who's wacthing this in 2017

    • @KurtDepner
      @KurtDepner 6 лет назад

      I am!

    • @johnsmith7911
      @johnsmith7911 6 лет назад

      Bab1es
      Hello from the future. Watching this in 2018.

    • @chichopandegloria7851
      @chichopandegloria7851 4 года назад

      @@johnsmith7911 Beat Ya!..from even the most distant future and in quarantine......April 18th 2020..

    • @johnsmith7911
      @johnsmith7911 4 года назад

      @@chichopandegloria7851
      😂

    • @dimase86
      @dimase86 4 месяца назад

      Still watching in 2024 😅

  • @Redbob86
    @Redbob86 15 лет назад +1

    According to the Zombie Survival Guide, avoid fleeing to areas where most people gather during a crisis, as it will lead to panic and attract the undead to the location.
    So avoid hospitals, police stations, churches, government buildings, and other places people flee to during a crisis. Also, avoid malls altogether. They are too populated, too many large windows, too big, to secure and can easily result in chaos.
    Flee to office buildings/apartments, head upstairs, then destroy the stairs

  • @CanItAlready
    @CanItAlready 10 лет назад +3

    OMG, a Zombie Mime!!! God help us all!!!

  • @M4strn00b
    @M4strn00b 15 лет назад

    U deserve an international reward for this. 7/7. cant believe how good that was mate nice bloody work.

  • @PhysioA
    @PhysioA 10 лет назад +7

    And we all know, girls can`t defened them self. *5

    • @kaylabarnes9982
      @kaylabarnes9982 9 лет назад +1

      That's very, very sexist you stereotype.

    • @PhysioA
      @PhysioA 9 лет назад

      No...or are you woman?

    • @qoaa
      @qoaa 9 лет назад +1

      +Kayla Barnes its to shit on sjw retards, folks are fighting back against the sjw hate group

    • @CrowbarrCreations
      @CrowbarrCreations  7 лет назад +1

      No, it's a play on the sexist times of the 1950's, which is when the "duck and cover" instructional videos came out, hence the black and white, the costumes, the music etc. The SJW were not well known in 2006.

    • @CrowbarrCreations
      @CrowbarrCreations  7 лет назад +1

      He's quoting a line in the film, it's a joke, based on the sexist ideology of the 1950s.

  • @benrideout8173
    @benrideout8173 8 месяцев назад

    Used to watch this video all the time as a kid. So good to see it again!

  • @countumga
    @countumga 16 лет назад

    That was really great. The spoof "Duck and Cover" style was really spot on, and taking the facts from Max Brooks survival guide really got me wanting to read it again. That's a five stars from me, good sir.

  • @sugarmaple104
    @sugarmaple104 16 лет назад

    Ha, ha!
    This is hilarious!
    Great satire of Civil Defense films of the 50's!
    Looking forward to the next one, whenever it comes out.

  • @Tsniper2009
    @Tsniper2009 14 лет назад

    OUTSTANDING video. As far as I'm concerned, this is one of the best on RUclips.

  • @babyshape
    @babyshape 15 лет назад

    this is pretty well shot for just a draft, im very impressed- it looks really good!

  • @Aerakade
    @Aerakade 16 лет назад

    This is great! I remember these old videos (specifically prom sex and nuclear war) and how awful they were. This is such a great take on the educational films, and the credentials at the beginning were great. Thanks for the vid!

  • @sensesf200
    @sensesf200 14 лет назад

    Wow this was a fantastic video. Well made, this looks like it has some decent production value too. Great job!

  • @grimcity
    @grimcity 15 лет назад

    Being a zombie nerd since I was a kid, and having just finished both of Max's books, I just wanna say that this film makes me happy. The humor works well, and the texture of the video looks like a 50's or early 60's propaganda piece. Awesome on a several levels.

  • @VideoMagician77
    @VideoMagician77 15 лет назад

    The best weapon to choose is the M4 Carbine. Its fast, easy to reload, and is a semi-automatic weapon conserving ammo very well. Also I would choose the AA 12 Shotgun. Those who have never heard of this weapon look it up. Its epic!

  • @MasterSgtSlappy
    @MasterSgtSlappy 15 лет назад

    If I could give this vid more than 5 stars, I would. Excellent presentation. Favorited and put on my page.

  • @ess1898
    @ess1898 14 лет назад

    Can't wait for the rest of the episodes (or anything new from you guys)
    Awesome work.

  • @CrowbarrCreations
    @CrowbarrCreations  16 лет назад

    Thank you for saying exactly what I've been thinking reading some of these comments.

  • @Sardan65
    @Sardan65 15 лет назад

    Brilliant! I haven't laughed this hard in years! Bravo! Bravo! to the producers!

  • @OppirompaMiDotCom
    @OppirompaMiDotCom 5 лет назад

    2019 and this is still the best thing on RUclips!
    Where's episode 2!?

  • @BlueDusk
    @BlueDusk 14 лет назад

    Great job! One thing I'd suggest if taking this to a more professional level would be to work on de-interlacing some of the footage. While the post processing does a good job of mimicking an old film, the interlacing gives it away.

  • @MrTwenty20video
    @MrTwenty20video 4 года назад

    Very awesome production. Thank you for your efforts. 😉

  • @Harvest133
    @Harvest133 13 лет назад

    This is was extremely entertaining, and well made. Good work!

  • @oscareichelmann
    @oscareichelmann 15 лет назад

    Great short Man. Congratulations, just loved it.

  • @f00tbol
    @f00tbol 15 лет назад

    Awesome video, very helpful!
    Got me out a few jams here in the outlands......

  • @phoenixicarus
    @phoenixicarus 16 лет назад

    Sharp shooting Billy. Every household should have two copies of this video on DVD.

  • @jamjunky
    @jamjunky 12 лет назад

    good job on the end credits, exactly like a retro flick.

  • @MakY19P3rU
    @MakY19P3rU 12 лет назад

    the best realistic zombie guide ever! well made

  • @vinterMkII
    @vinterMkII 13 лет назад

    Billy is in every black and white commercial I've watched! :o

  • @AkiratheWhite
    @AkiratheWhite 15 лет назад

    Depends on what kind of outbreak. The T-Virus in RE caused the zombies' muscle to deteriorate greatly, and reduced their ablility to run, or greatly enchanced their muscles (Crimson Heads) and increased their speed. In L4D, the "zombies" were still human, but they had been infected with rabies, and thus still retained the full body capabilites of a human (AKA ran like athletes).

  • @spockcoolproductions
    @spockcoolproductions 16 лет назад

    Absolutely brilliant. Thank God, I now know how to defend against zombies.

  • @BossmanPlays95
    @BossmanPlays95 3 года назад +1

    2021 going strong!!!

  • @CrowbarrCreations
    @CrowbarrCreations  15 лет назад

    thanks for noticing, no one ever mentions that part and I loved it.

  • @treetheoak
    @treetheoak 15 лет назад

    heres a tip for my personal melee weapon of choice would be a long crowbar or a long survival axe, both are effective and can used for a variety of other uses such as shelter building, as well as breaking and entering.

  • @ColTravis
    @ColTravis 10 лет назад +1

    Nothing like an old Civil Defense video!

  • @IneverJustDie
    @IneverJustDie 14 лет назад

    Max Brooks, he wrote a Zombie Survival Guide, he also wrote a book called World War Z, the aftermath of a zombie out break.

  • @Karma8Kami
    @Karma8Kami 14 лет назад

    This is absolutely awsome.
    Well made and well played ^^

  • @HiC959
    @HiC959 15 лет назад

    4:24 "And we all know girls can't defend themselves." You just gots to love it, good job mate, Keep up the good work informin' the unprepared.

  • @AkiratheWhite
    @AkiratheWhite 15 лет назад

    For close range combat, you want either a melee weapon or a fully automatic weapon. For ammunition conservation, semi-auto is the way to go. Throw weapons like pipe bombs and molotovs are effective as well. For maximum chance of survival, keep the following: M14 Suppresed, 5 Molotovs, 8 fragmentation explosive devices, 12 Gauge Automatic Shotgun, Just (a shotgun in the form of a pistol), Five-SeveN Pistol, plus bolt action rifle. On top of it all, keep a nice sharp or blunt object handy.

  • @LCFTW93
    @LCFTW93 13 лет назад

    I saw this video on the internet somewhere a long time ago, i had been trying to find it, so excited that i did XD this video was awesome

  • @einXtein
    @einXtein 14 лет назад

    @thenemo402 one little problem.... gun noise attracts more zombies, so guns wouldn't be really useful.

  • @IanMartinTV
    @IanMartinTV 13 лет назад

    there are a few things wrong with the few tips general.
    the FAL is very hard for a civilian to find, but shotguns such as 12 gauges have a good range and common among many house. And forest have hazardous places, cemetarys can have zombies from open graves and cascets. and old houses can have brittle wood and openings for them to get in

  • @gunzplayer369
    @gunzplayer369 14 лет назад

    @yibtstill actually it states in the zombie survival guide that zombies don't have body liquids movement so they can't really bleed, but i do agree with you when you said the virus instills instincts

  • @fixdeluxe1
    @fixdeluxe1 15 лет назад

    Awsome video reminds me of Fallout 3 with its 50's-60's style.

  • @possiblycrazy442
    @possiblycrazy442 14 лет назад

    This was a fantastic piece of work.

  • @backonlazer791
    @backonlazer791 12 лет назад

    Basically bioweapon that turns people into zombies could be made, but there would be some differences to hollywood zombies:
    1. Blood transfers energy you get from eating and it transfers in muscles to movement. So basically zombie could "bleed to death".
    2. Zombies will get weaker with time, as their body deteriorates. A fresh zombie could basically still use more power for zombies lack of fatigue, self-control and feelings.
    3. Military would probably stop the zombie invasion within a day or so.

  • @jcdemas
    @jcdemas 15 лет назад

    really nicely done - graphics, music, v.o. great

  • @ResidentNinja
    @ResidentNinja 15 лет назад

    This is the single most important video ever posted on RUclips.

  • @SaMnoaJaFa
    @SaMnoaJaFa 15 лет назад

    The BEst Of the BEst clip ever of Zombie Survival Guide GREAT! Make Another Video Pls... :)

  • @MhnFive
    @MhnFive 13 лет назад

    tip number one
    find grennades,by any means neccesary,board up a door full of zombies, then make some crawlers

  • @Alsciaukat
    @Alsciaukat 15 лет назад

    thats what i was saying with my friend, i would only use vehicles in supply runs with the other survivors. I would have a couple modified trucks to ride on railways to see whats out in the country since there arent going to be many people wandering around train tracks and certainly not many vehicles stuck on them or trains, i would take a light helicopter since they are really quite and have good mileage. what else would you suggest?

  • @caesar619
    @caesar619 14 лет назад

    I love the Thriller Jacket!!!! perfect to slip it in there

  • @Tent316
    @Tent316 13 лет назад

    This was an awsome clip! Pls make episode 2 pleaseeeeee!

  • @CarlAquinoTBPR
    @CarlAquinoTBPR 11 лет назад +1

    It's been 6 years. What the hell happened to the 2nd episode?

  • @saysAntonio
    @saysAntonio 12 лет назад

    I like watching these just to see how serious ppl r

  • @happymonkeyfish
    @happymonkeyfish 13 лет назад

    love this keep up the good work man this is great

  • @Eddy163
    @Eddy163 15 лет назад

    shorted from the zombie survival guide (max brooks)
    the bike unites all advantages. its quiet, fast and agile enough to outrun a zombie, it doesn't need any fuel and is easy to maintain. its also the only vehicle u can carry if the way is blocked. people with bikes more often succeeded in escaping an contaminated area, than people on food. preverably use a mountain bike.

  • @lukethegreat101
    @lukethegreat101 13 лет назад

    I like that he followed zombieland protocol and followed with a double tap. 2:53

  • @MayorRitzia
    @MayorRitzia 14 лет назад

    in a zombie invasion u want a quiet,easy to use replace and repair,and has ammunition that is popular to the area.
    ex. my zombie survival weapon load out would be a hunting rifle(30.cal)a 9mm hand gun(glock)and a fire ax.

  • @ShadowedKnight
    @ShadowedKnight 16 лет назад

    True, but you would have to damage to something vital to movement to stop it. Meaning the spine or legs. If you take out the legs, then it will still crawl after you. All organs besides the Brain are no longer functioning, and thus destruction of these organs wil have no effect on the zombie.
    Thearetically a zombie could only use the remaining energy left in the body because it can't replenish itself. It will exert itself until the muscles breakdown from use.

  • @supersayien1001
    @supersayien1001 13 лет назад

    Ah, Billy, always doing the right thing at the right time...

  • @CratersAndCream
    @CratersAndCream 13 лет назад

    Turns out that the pilot didn't know he was a zombie, he just thought he was a mime.

  • @Obvious000
    @Obvious000 14 лет назад

    That was really well done. Nice job!

  • @CrowbarrCreations
    @CrowbarrCreations  16 лет назад

    Thank you loco, I had originally wanted a m1A carbine the US military used during WW2 but I was restricted by budget constraints.

  • @MegaRedfox21
    @MegaRedfox21 14 лет назад

    Great vid, just one question.... Didn't Billy get bit already?

  • @CrowbarrCreations
    @CrowbarrCreations  16 лет назад

    Its based on "Duck and Cover" an educational video from the 1950's which might make it funnier if you had seen that. The general seems pretty cheery to me, he does laugh when billy's dad bleeds to death, and he says "bwains", but hey not everyone will be happy, glad you watched it.

  • @glennspunoff5140
    @glennspunoff5140 6 месяцев назад

    best training film i have seen,

  • @maddhatter222
    @maddhatter222 16 лет назад

    Don't know about that because it is an open area and once the zombies get there your surrounded and nothing you can do but climb a tree and then live for maybe a few days. If you barricade yourself in a building with food, medicine and other supplies you should be safe for a few weeks or even months depending on how well it is barricaded as well as the amount of supplies.

  • @ZombieHunterSK1
    @ZombieHunterSK1 12 лет назад

    is this guy Tweety's fuggin Grampa? The voice kills me LOL

  • @tacosknows
    @tacosknows 13 лет назад

    all law enforcements need to make a zombie outbreak guide and safehouses

  • @Hamun002
    @Hamun002 16 лет назад

    Great job, I'm looking forward to the next one

  • @Snowhunter21
    @Snowhunter21 15 лет назад

    Best gun?
    M14 scoped and silenced.
    Decent size rounds for destruction of brain
    Scope for head shots (Kill shots)
    Silencer won't attract more zombies
    Rifles have stocks and are easier to use than pistols. ?I know from experience pistols are not good weapons at all.

  • @Eldriant
    @Eldriant 16 лет назад

    Max Brooks' book, 'The Zombie Survival Guide' rocks!

  • @aqinthe
    @aqinthe 14 лет назад

    One of things I daydream about when I am bored at work is being in a Zombie Attack. Driving around with my friends in the back of my truck shooting zombies and rescuing my family.

  • @RaciatheWildcat
    @RaciatheWildcat 11 лет назад +1

    He sounded like a cross between Elmer Fudd and Sean Connery

  • @inconsistanttruth
    @inconsistanttruth 14 лет назад

    @LiveLavaLiveful dont you just press start and select one? or put your hand behind your head to choose another one?

  • @bxxch10
    @bxxch10 13 лет назад

    @Hayden1911 that moves. They can't open a window, walk up stairs, or even turn a doorknob, your pretty much safe if you can walk faster than 3 mph or you stay out of their sight. And since they are already rotting away, im pretty sure you could defend yourself with a baseball bat, if you knock them down, they wouldnt know how to get back up.
    Oh yeah, and theres actually a book on this, i had it a few years back but i lost it, its called The zombie survival guide by max brooks :)

  • @Alsciaukat
    @Alsciaukat 15 лет назад

    thats what I was thinking, also I was thinking about desert compounds, I know places where there are abandoned air field and landing strips and also the dried up lake beds provide excellent landing for small aircraft like helicopters and Cessna style airplanes. There are a few towns around without a lot of people and my friends and myself have drawn up crude plans which involve vehicles like semis, cop cars, heavy vans, mail trucks, tow trucks and small scout vehicles. I'm ok at hot wiring cars

  • @Tehgunknight
    @Tehgunknight 11 лет назад

    Shelter: Autoshop/Maintenance room/Repair room, Gas Station, And Walls. Now with the Repair room, You could Craft alot of things :/

  • @CanItAlready
    @CanItAlready 10 лет назад

    BTW, if a zombie's body doesn't pump blood, why did Farmer Joe get covered in the stuff when he slashed at some with his scythe? Hmm???

  • @cmndr_superglue
    @cmndr_superglue 14 лет назад

    @rommelAOE 1 thats not a G3 its a spanish CETME type C or other types. 2 any gun that has automatic fire can be classified as a machine gun

  • @einXtein
    @einXtein 14 лет назад

    @breakerace6 So you know which infection will maybe, someday, cause a type of zombie disease? You can't affirm that they wouldn't be able to hear, or that their ears would be too sensitive. Most zombie movies show that they have human-like capabilities, so, using the only reference we have about zombies, I suppose they will have hearing capabilities.

  • @endanimalneglect
    @endanimalneglect 14 лет назад

    I just finished World War Z. Reading Pride and Prejudice and Zombies right now!

  • @GungHo1032
    @GungHo1032 13 лет назад

    Great info!...just substitute the word meltdown or fallout for zombie.

  • @kmikazeboy
    @kmikazeboy 15 лет назад

    This is awesome. Great work !!!

  • @Teeco85
    @Teeco85 14 лет назад

    IMPORTANTISIMO, para tener en consideración ante un ataque Zombie

  • @Dogfire45
    @Dogfire45 15 лет назад

    This Vid is the best I love Zombies i Have read alot of Zombie Survival tips i Think that i Could survive an outbreak and It doesnt Matter What Sex you are Boy or Girl Anyone can defend themselves against Zombies. Im a Boy but if I were to choose a team of survivors it Would consist of both Boys and Girls because we would need to work as a team

  • @Demonamic777
    @Demonamic777 16 лет назад

    the mime zombie was fucking hilarious!

  • @breakerace6
    @breakerace6 14 лет назад

    @einXtein and you know this from your vast experience in the anatomy of zombies right? if zombies are undead corpses than the fluid in the eardrum that allows us to hear would be coagulated and thus they would be deaf. or if zombies are caused by an advanced mutation of something like rabbies than their ears would be overly sensative and loud noises like gunshots would cause them extreme pain and they would run from it. maybe you should try reading real books instead of fiction by max brooks

  • @tacosplien
    @tacosplien 15 лет назад

    @kanex671 this isnt a video game do you think a sniper can hold off a swarm of angry zombies charging towards you with no concern for their own saftey.

  • @vikingdude17
    @vikingdude17 15 лет назад

    I've read the book. it is awesome.
    Gun: shotgun or rifle(which ever i can get)
    Secondary: 9mm baretta (dual)
    Silenced weapon: silenced pistol
    Close combat: Crow bar and Machete.
    any questions about my choices just ask.

  • @aznrogerazn
    @aznrogerazn 14 лет назад

    (Billy fires his FN FAL)
    Good work Billy!!

  • @ShadowXzygon
    @ShadowXzygon 14 лет назад

    @DeidaraKatsue Malls are probably one of the WORST places to hideout, as there are SO many zombies always lurking nearby malls. Although there may be weapons and whatnot, you might as well not have any weapons at all if you get overwhelmed by the horde.
    On top of that, it's pretty hard to secure it. There are usually many multiple entrances to malls, as well as there's usually a LOT of ground to secure. Unless you have a huge team, it's really not a good idea to hide in a mall.

  • @CrowbarrCreations
    @CrowbarrCreations  16 лет назад

    Hurricane Katrina is a perfect example of an emergency out of control and everyone trying to get out of the one place in cars. Total chaos and massive traffic jams for miles. If you put zombies into that mix, the roads would be a death trap.

  • @Kaidus4ce
    @Kaidus4ce 13 лет назад

    @CratersAndCream Was the pilot Farmer Joe?

  • @maxncc
    @maxncc 13 лет назад

    Four Shots - 3 Zombies dead. Great Aim Billy.

  • @hsenn514
    @hsenn514 15 лет назад

    this is basically the zombie survival guide in movie form lol

  • @nashan13a
    @nashan13a 14 лет назад

    i have a friend who seriously took a day out of his time to make a zombie defense plan for when, not if (according to him) zombies attack.

  • @CrowbarrCreations
    @CrowbarrCreations  16 лет назад

    lol thanks, I'm in my latest film too, as a medieval warrior.