SKYRIM BATTLE #2 - 1000 Imperial VS. 1000 Stormcloak

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  • Опубликовано: 23 авг 2024
  • SKYRIM BATTLE #2 - 1000 Imperial VS. 1000 Stormcloak
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    A HUGE open field battle outside whiterun between 1000 imperials and 1000 stormcloaks, Ulfric Stormcloak and General Tullius lead each army, who will win?
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Комментарии • 6 тыс.

  • @johnnyraf1329
    @johnnyraf1329 7 лет назад +6294

    When the battle is so intense you start to levitate.

    • @Simjlw
      @Simjlw 7 лет назад +13

      johnathan rivera lmao 😂

    • @RasoKye
      @RasoKye 7 лет назад +38

      johnathan rivera reminds me of jotaro vs dio

    • @ThatNinjaAirsofter1
      @ThatNinjaAirsofter1 7 лет назад +208

      They're going straight to Sovngarde

    • @panusilgrande2649
      @panusilgrande2649 7 лет назад +20

      It happened to me too when I placed 60 imperials vs 60 stormcloaks, no clue what is the cause

    • @sledmov6677
      @sledmov6677 7 лет назад +30

      2:36 lol

  • @NJA2k8
    @NJA2k8 7 лет назад +2410

    You'll find me in the back looting all the corpses for the arrows and gold

    • @juancamacho766
      @juancamacho766 7 лет назад +19

      NJA2k8 lol so true

    • @superheriber27
      @superheriber27 7 лет назад +13

      NJA2k8 Same xD

    • @dylanwoodward3801
      @dylanwoodward3801 7 лет назад +54

      And Ill come in afterwards and use the Ritual Stone :)

    • @dylanwoodward3801
      @dylanwoodward3801 7 лет назад +20

      Nordischer Krieger mmmm yes please ;)

    • @burgskeletal3149
      @burgskeletal3149 7 лет назад +11

      Nordischer Krieger Lol oh wow, someone who still uses faggot as an insult in 2017 👏

  • @commandermills5922
    @commandermills5922 5 лет назад +2137

    NASA called. They want their computer back.

    • @mylifeisfunny8911
      @mylifeisfunny8911 5 лет назад +8

      noice one lol

    • @mrmarco5039
      @mrmarco5039 5 лет назад +18

      Mylifeis funny you have no idea how overused this joke is

    • @mylifeisfunny8911
      @mylifeisfunny8911 5 лет назад +53

      @@mrmarco5039 still a joke is funny if it is used on right place dude

    • @EmmanuelMonforte
      @EmmanuelMonforte 5 лет назад +3

      If i try summoning 1000 npcs at my pc what would happen? Pentium user here

    • @miklosrowan7637
      @miklosrowan7637 5 лет назад +6

      After 3 years...
      Damn.

  • @Crimson_Sun2486
    @Crimson_Sun2486 4 года назад +597

    1000 Imperials vs 1000 Stormcloaks
    Necromancers: *It's free real estate.*

    • @interloper6874
      @interloper6874 3 года назад +31

      Malkoran just sitting in Meridias temple waiting to gather the bodies

    • @eruiluvatar7155
      @eruiluvatar7155 3 года назад

      @@interloper6874 I can see this

    • @hobomike6935
      @hobomike6935 3 года назад +4

      @@interloper6874 I wonder if Malkoran would have been antagonistic to the Wolf Queen Potema? (who also gathered the dead for her bidding) or if he would have teamed up with her to take down followers of Meridia and Stendaar, who are against the undead.

    • @iamstupid9143
      @iamstupid9143 3 года назад +8

      Ritual Stone: oh yeah, it's all coming together

    • @garretth0707
      @garretth0707 3 года назад

      @@iamstupid9143 read my mind

  • @highpineapple
    @highpineapple 7 лет назад +1301

    Greybeards : "So, did they agree to meet here for mediation?"
    Dragonborn : ".......um, yeah, about that....... "

    • @marqibo5493
      @marqibo5493 7 лет назад +13

      silicon66666 this is just what I needed

    • @cptmactavish3310
      @cptmactavish3310 7 лет назад +79

      silicon66666 *Looks out the window of High Hrothgar*

    • @TheOtherguy-bs4ru
      @TheOtherguy-bs4ru 6 лет назад +87

      *Sees General Tullius fly off the top of a tower*
      Greybeard:......Fuck it, close enough.

    • @redneckrave2670
      @redneckrave2670 6 лет назад +65

      Angeir, "Damm it Dragonborn you had one job".

    • @catwithinternet7111
      @catwithinternet7111 6 лет назад +6

      And then everybody dies because the stormcloaks are better. And apparently the imperial kidnapped you so that's the reason why the stormcloaks are better.

  • @Flyingfish60
    @Flyingfish60 7 лет назад +698

    I love the guys casually flying around amidst the chaos XD

    • @cyanicdream2218
      @cyanicdream2218 7 лет назад +47

      Amidst is a variation of amid with the same meaning, so you correcting him was unnecessary as he wasn't technically wrong.

    • @user-yu1wi1xs3f
      @user-yu1wi1xs3f 7 лет назад +9

      get rekt

    • @enes8k9
      @enes8k9 7 лет назад

      rekkkktttttttt Zenro .....good job Cyanic Dream, well defended against a nazi

    • @cyanicdream2218
      @cyanicdream2218 7 лет назад +1

      Good thing this is RUclips, and not a formal writing site.

    • @cyanicdream2218
      @cyanicdream2218 7 лет назад

      I can understand that but if they guy wants to say amidst instead, and it still counts as correct, then he can. It being the less popular option now, and considered Old English, seems like irrelevant reason to not use a word. Maybe he already knew this and is just an Old English hipster. We may never know.

  • @Coltizar
    @Coltizar 5 лет назад +3017

    The real winner is your pc

    • @Phill-Dabong
      @Phill-Dabong 5 лет назад +18

      Hahaha man I had a good laugh on that one

    • @hk-0148
      @hk-0148 4 года назад +31

      You gotta have one hell of a computer to run that many npc’s

    • @sketchy_whitevans583
      @sketchy_whitevans583 4 года назад +2

      I would like but it 666 likes

    • @nesqpop3737
      @nesqpop3737 4 года назад +1

      Coltizar Rox хахаха +

    • @SkylerGhostly
      @SkylerGhostly 4 года назад +2

      Looks like he recorded it at half or quarter game speed so it was still a but smooth and then sped up the video

  • @13superdude2
    @13superdude2 5 лет назад +533

    I lost it when they started to float. There is something hilarious about spontaneous unintended levitation accompanied by epic battle music

  • @Sioniccal
    @Sioniccal 7 лет назад +1335

    Nasa called. They want their 50 billion dollar PC back
    what the fuck 1k likes wtf is wrong with people

    • @lfinch150
      @lfinch150 7 лет назад +2

      kyle lauer right

    • @lfinch150
      @lfinch150 7 лет назад

      Johan Vidner no way

    • @captaintightpants6336
      @captaintightpants6336 7 лет назад +1

      lol

    • @joeh1865
      @joeh1865 7 лет назад +23

      They also want this outdated and overused joke gone from the internet

    • @Dazeencraft
      @Dazeencraft 7 лет назад +2

      They also want you to stop complaining

  • @willkershisnik5893
    @willkershisnik5893 7 лет назад +410

    Tullius: Give up Ulfric I have the high ground!
    Ulfric: You underestimate my power!

    • @soup8877
      @soup8877 7 лет назад +7

      ayyyyyyyyy
      UNDERestimate and the stormies don't have the high ground ayyy

    • @StevenZissimos
      @StevenZissimos 7 лет назад +14

      SUPA COOL DUDE except the Stormies actually won.

    • @soup8877
      @soup8877 7 лет назад +3

      well the UNDERdogs always come out on TOP

    • @nandov1831
      @nandov1831 7 лет назад +8

      Tullius:YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE ULFRIC (something about building something and not destroying it)

    • @NickCorbinOfficial
      @NickCorbinOfficial 7 лет назад +31

      "It was said that you would destroy the Empire's enemies, not become one! Bring balance to Skyrim! Not leave it in darkness!"

  • @TiagoSilva-fl8ys
    @TiagoSilva-fl8ys 6 лет назад +484

    In middle of battle: “let me guess somebody stole your sweetrole”

    • @whiterunguard7853
      @whiterunguard7853 3 года назад +3

      Cause trouble in Whiterun, and I'll haul you into the Dragonsreach dungeon myself.

    • @thevoid8544
      @thevoid8544 2 года назад +2

      @@whiterunguard7853 I'm lollygaging

    • @Xever_The_Jester
      @Xever_The_Jester 2 года назад +2

      @@thevoid8544 what is it? Dragons?

    • @azuregojira4776
      @azuregojira4776 2 года назад

      @@whiterunguard7853 I was an adventurer like you once until I took an..
      Player: FUCKING DIE!

  • @leenmachine9380
    @leenmachine9380 5 лет назад +252

    Ah yes the great battle of the western watch tower
    Many computers died from trying to run this

  • @dav2807
    @dav2807 7 лет назад +3023

    This is how the civil war should have actually looked like

    • @billcipher147
      @billcipher147 7 лет назад +182

      Yeah, with flying soldiers all over the place!

    • @SuperCorndog12
      @SuperCorndog12 7 лет назад +373

      The civil war was a joke. The player and five or so guys attacking an enemy base is not a war

    • @lancerd4934
      @lancerd4934 7 лет назад +59

      there is a mod for that. Places battles around skyrim, lets you set the size and frequency etc

    • @justnoob8141
      @justnoob8141 7 лет назад +2

      lancer D but it a bit buggy like Shoddycast said

    • @lancerd4934
      @lancerd4934 7 лет назад +5

      Just Noob I've never had a problem with it.

  • @DinosaurChinatown
    @DinosaurChinatown 7 лет назад +268

    I love how some are like, "I most go now to my home planet."

    • @jonasciliento336
      @jonasciliento336 7 лет назад +17

      *i must go my people need me!

    • @ceoofwarcrimes4600
      @ceoofwarcrimes4600 7 лет назад +31

      Preston garvy summoned them as another settlement needed help

    • @songoten9101
      @songoten9101 7 лет назад

      DinosaurChinatown They went into the glory of Caesar

    • @jonathonsanders6286
      @jonathonsanders6286 7 лет назад +1

      DinosaurChinatown that wasnt funny at all... fuck yourself

    • @razgulan7249
      @razgulan7249 7 лет назад

      Jonathon Sanders rude much

  • @agnesrodrigues4738
    @agnesrodrigues4738 5 лет назад +2756

    The imperials are without shields against two handed weapons, and where are The heavy armored imperials? This is stormcloak propaganda

    • @jg0620
      @jg0620 5 лет назад +125

      Ye but most imperials use light or medium

    • @jg0620
      @jg0620 5 лет назад +98

      And stormcloaks use steel shields

    • @heffrey8109
      @heffrey8109 5 лет назад +232

      Yea but the imperals had mages which makes it fair in my opinion

    • @daedricwarrior7546
      @daedricwarrior7546 5 лет назад +178

      @@heffrey8109 the storm cloaks had fucking ulfric lol

    • @heffrey8109
      @heffrey8109 5 лет назад +14

      @@daedricwarrior7546 right lol

  • @neonsolace2748
    @neonsolace2748 5 лет назад +274

    2:16 That stormcloak ascended to sovngarde

  • @adamasnedaris5292
    @adamasnedaris5292 7 лет назад +1020

    everything was ok . until imperials started to fly

    • @shnalgin3119
      @shnalgin3119 7 лет назад +22

      adamas nedaris exactly they said fuck this

    • @maxdaviid
      @maxdaviid 7 лет назад +31

      Imperials cant play fair

    • @sxcJOELisNotsexy
      @sxcJOELisNotsexy 6 лет назад +44

      I have to go now. My planet needs me.

    • @metaljacket8128
      @metaljacket8128 6 лет назад +10

      Max David "Imperials can't play fair"
      The leader of the Stormcloaks literally has the *voice,* and used it to murder a _child._ Fair?

    • @jordin1909
      @jordin1909 6 лет назад +12

      Metal Jacket he used it on the high king and no one said he couldn't

  • @Arokzz
    @Arokzz 7 лет назад +77

    Ulfric shouth Tullius of the tower, says; ''Must have scared him off'' after he dies. God i love skyrim.

    • @jessemacaspac443
      @jessemacaspac443 7 лет назад +1

      I howled with laughter after hearing that shit.

    • @eafabregas
      @eafabregas 7 лет назад

      Andreas Unable loooooool

  • @GALACTICISGPIC
    @GALACTICISGPIC 4 года назад +607

    This should have been the Civil War questline

    • @nasserfirelordarts6574
      @nasserfirelordarts6574 4 года назад +69

      imagine this running on a ps3 or xbox 360...

    • @Yive.
      @Yive. 3 года назад +40

      Yes. Adding the floating people would have made it so much more immersive

    • @lesliverspy3095
      @lesliverspy3095 3 года назад +15

      Right? Like going into battle it was like 12 against 14

    • @trust.worthy
      @trust.worthy 3 года назад +14

      That's why I play mount and blade for battles like this

    • @maxime2445
      @maxime2445 3 года назад +9

      An actual challenge for the dhovakin

  • @KT-cb1nu
    @KT-cb1nu 5 лет назад +786

    Imagine how much gold you'd get from looting all those bodies....

    • @hzrdgaming5444
      @hzrdgaming5444 5 лет назад +55

      About 5000 or more is my guess

    • @catalysttv834
      @catalysttv834 5 лет назад +68

      @@hzrdgaming5444 6500 if you are imperial race : )

    • @voodooonevipersonstation663
      @voodooonevipersonstation663 5 лет назад +31

      Well you get about two to ten gold per body so saying about 100 stormcloaks lives you’d get about 2800 to 20000 gold, but that’s just a theory, a game theory

    • @ryanbarrett3235
      @ryanbarrett3235 5 лет назад +7

      @@voodooonevipersonstation663 A FILM THEORY

    • @jarlballinofswagrun444
      @jarlballinofswagrun444 5 лет назад +10

      8 septims?

  • @alecbertrand3306
    @alecbertrand3306 7 лет назад +180

    that akward moment when you're in a battle and your mates start flying to heaven

    • @adampeters892
      @adampeters892 7 лет назад +32

      Sovngarde*

    • @joshuakim5240
      @joshuakim5240 6 лет назад +7

      Soldier156: Oh snap, my arm! Jim, help me out here!
      Jim: Sorry buddy, but i am heeding the call of the divines.
      Soldier156: What the fuck are you- ...a-are you floating?! Out of this battle?!

  • @virplexer1428
    @virplexer1428 7 лет назад +548

    War, War never changes.

    • @reidparker1848
      @reidparker1848 7 лет назад +1

      Virplexer
      Yes it does. Now, I understand that you are only quoting Fallout, but that quote gets thrown around all the time for no reason.

    • @virplexer1428
      @virplexer1428 7 лет назад +15

      It gets thrown around all the time because people like fallout, And i don't think people say it because they legitimately believe war, at its core, hasn't changed, and they usually say it just for the reference.

    • @reidparker1848
      @reidparker1848 7 лет назад +4

      Virplexer
      Sorry. I'm sure that comes off as nasty...I just think that there is more honor to being a soldier now than there was back in the days when you literally put captive populaces to the sword. And of course people are just referencing a cool series by commenting that on videos dealing with war, but it just bothers me because of what I said in my last sentence.

    • @finnryyr2428
      @finnryyr2428 7 лет назад +5

      Wrong game

    • @creeperpiggy7971
      @creeperpiggy7971 7 лет назад +1

      When you think a 1000 man army is the same as a skyrim kid trained to fight but the other side thinks the same thing you have this.

  • @teaappreciationindividual505
    @teaappreciationindividual505 4 года назад +170

    Armies: 5cm apart from each other
    Skyrim logic: obviously the right time for a bow

    • @TheCerealkiller148
      @TheCerealkiller148 Год назад +9

      You'd be surprise how close archers actually shot at people in the middle ages. In fact it was common practice to have your infantry occupy the enemy infantry while your archers move around the sides to get flanking shots, or shoot from above if they have the terrain advantage.

    • @cheefqueef6494
      @cheefqueef6494 6 месяцев назад

      ​@@TheCerealkiller148That's what I'd imagined. It's not like people back then had automatic weapons that if you were a gun nut (or a mass shooter) you could empty numerous 30-60 magazines.

  • @Code2Previous
    @Code2Previous 4 года назад +90

    3:30 random elk in the background: "I think I'll graze elsewhere..."

  • @cihan577
    @cihan577 6 лет назад +509

    The moment they started to move, my inner voice said "you never should have come here"

  • @yourworsnightmare4091
    @yourworsnightmare4091 7 лет назад +202

    Its a bird
    No its a plane
    Oh wait... its an imperial soldier

  • @Mrchern-io8nu
    @Mrchern-io8nu 5 лет назад +366

    Total War: Skyrim

    • @tristansanftl5219
      @tristansanftl5219 5 лет назад +20

      Mr.chern I’d pay so much for an elder scrolls total war

    • @chewchewtrain
      @chewchewtrain 5 лет назад +12

      @@tristansanftl5219 There's a mod for Medieval 2

    • @davidwoodbury1585
      @davidwoodbury1585 4 года назад +5

      @@tristansanftl5219 I think they have an update for total war that adds elder Scrolls stuff

    • @stukature
      @stukature 4 года назад +4

      More like Mount and Blade: Elder scrolls

    • @marcelcabj1038
      @marcelcabj1038 4 года назад

      Jajajajjaja

  • @urango10
    @urango10 4 года назад +30

    Has anyone noticed how bad ass that one stormcloak was at 5:16? Literally just teleported infront of an imperial, glared down at him and just impaled him with his giant sword.

    • @liamwarkentin5913
      @liamwarkentin5913 8 месяцев назад

      Guessing the large scale of everything made the execution animation stall out

  • @CidGuerreiro1234
    @CidGuerreiro1234 7 лет назад +884

    Did you run this on a nuclear power plant to avoid FPS drops?

    • @gandalfwhite2679
      @gandalfwhite2679 7 лет назад +126

      And that's why Skyrim SE is better. And most people think it only changes the graphics.

    • @GriffithBotH
      @GriffithBotH 7 лет назад +90

      So much better. I really couldn't stand those fps drops in my 2000 men battles!

    • @Darksphere101
      @Darksphere101 7 лет назад +29

      Yeah that 64 bit executable makes a huge difference. I played for like 12 hours and it didn't crash once. :O

    • @MrPanos2000
      @MrPanos2000 7 лет назад +9

      So far SE doesn't have an SKSE which means no good mods. Also you can't mod it to look as beautiful as a properly modded original skyrim

    • @MrPanos2000
      @MrPanos2000 7 лет назад +2

      1)its not yet made
      2) its still impossible to mod the visuals like in the original. So far it not only lacks in the ability to improve gameplay, but also visuals and the latter isn't fixable

  • @jaxon1479
    @jaxon1479 7 лет назад +1351

    Um false, M'aiq could kill them all with a single swipe, he told me himself.

    • @cjclayton1646
      @cjclayton1646 7 лет назад +34

      Jaxon The Great underrated comment

    • @atomicwolfey8739
      @atomicwolfey8739 7 лет назад

      Jaxon The Great nice joke 😝 u made yourself a new subscriber

    • @Vergil9O
      @Vergil9O 7 лет назад +66

      This one speaks true. But M'aiq does not concern himself with such child's play. M'aiq would rather search for calipers instead. So M'aiq lets the shouting madman with an axe take care of them.
      M'aiq is tired now, go bother somebody else.

    • @aidan2472
      @aidan2472 7 лет назад +1

      Jaxon The Great wait u make jaxonz positioner?

    • @aidan2472
      @aidan2472 7 лет назад +1

      Odd saw notification but cant find comment but yep I used to use until I fixed my se, so sad its not on se - curse slow skse team! Jk jk, its prob hard.

  • @elrau1690
    @elrau1690 5 лет назад +151

    "It's over Ulfric I have the high ground!"

    • @astridnightfall9707
      @astridnightfall9707 4 года назад +28

      "You underestimate my thu'um!"

    • @davetrap409
      @davetrap409 4 года назад +12

      "Don't try it!"

    • @astridnightfall9707
      @astridnightfall9707 4 года назад +7

      @@davetrap409 **Fus ro...!**

    • @TheSaboteurLT
      @TheSaboteurLT 3 года назад +6

      Plot twist: tullius doesn't use thu'um so ulfric is victorious

    • @wordssmit6667
      @wordssmit6667 3 года назад +4

      It never fails. There’s always a Star Wars fan somewhere in the comments.
      And there you all are ♥️

  • @Yito32
    @Yito32 4 года назад +44

    4:20 the Stormcloak "I'm On your Side!"

  • @board-m4fi412
    @board-m4fi412 6 лет назад +599

    2:19 ah there goes the immersion

    • @vladimirlenin4794
      @vladimirlenin4794 4 года назад +46

      In my opinion it adds to the immersion

    • @GoochMuncher6969
      @GoochMuncher6969 4 года назад +28

      they r traveling, TO THE BEYOND REALM

    • @efsftr1423
      @efsftr1423 4 года назад +13

      no worries: they arent the victims of a broken game, screaming in raw agony at the excessive strain of rendering 2000 sets of armor, weapons, and bodies in their "lifelike" animations... no, no, they simply (in a divine inspiration brought on by battle clarity) have achieved chim and are ascending to the heavens to claim their places in the pantheon... poor thalmor bastards, their plan has backfired and now more humans than ever have achieved godhood! bwa hahahahaha!

    • @noway5328
      @noway5328 4 года назад +9

      its the souls of the fallen on their way to Sovngarde, truly immersive

    • @qeshuntergaming7609
      @qeshuntergaming7609 4 года назад

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @user-ix7ds1nb6z
    @user-ix7ds1nb6z 6 лет назад +1793

    I know its really late, but here's my idea:
    1000 Imperials
    VS
    1000 Stormcloaks
    VS
    1000 Alik'r warriors
    VS
    1000 Thalmor soldiers
    VS
    1000 Forsworn
    *BATTLE OF THE 5 ARMIES OF SKYRIM*

    • @anarmedrat8966
      @anarmedrat8966 5 лет назад +113

      Thalmor aren't Skyrim, they're Summerset.
      Alik'r aren't Skyrim, they're Hammerfell.

    • @mateusrocha9925
      @mateusrocha9925 5 лет назад +51

      I think the game wont take it

    • @kitwarson
      @kitwarson 5 лет назад +22

      The Thalmor would win.

    • @falconsawcon1978
      @falconsawcon1978 5 лет назад +33

      @@anarmedrat8966
      Theres something called thalmor justicars just in case you didn't fucking notice.
      And yes there are alikr warriors in skyrim.
      Didn't you see some at a random encounter ?
      One group isn't just located and stuck in 1 location.

    • @elie-jirehngbanga6717
      @elie-jirehngbanga6717 5 лет назад +32

      Falcon Sawcon he’s trying to say the thalmor alikr etc are not based in Skyrim but in their own places such as hammerfell

  • @masterstickman7167
    @masterstickman7167 5 лет назад +82

    1:34 ... this is dark magic !

    • @masterstickman7167
      @masterstickman7167 5 лет назад +13

      2:17 This is fucking dark magic !

    • @lordofshades9852
      @lordofshades9852 4 года назад +2

      By imperial law,the levitation act (which was enacted a little before the events of OBLIVION) bans all use of levitation magic in all empire controlled territories,which is the in game excuse for not letting you use levitation,but the technical excuse is the render distance would be too much to handle if you used a levitation spell

  • @tj_5298
    @tj_5298 5 лет назад +49

    Having the archers on the front line is a bold move

  • @aria_chatt
    @aria_chatt 6 лет назад +681

    9:27 "must've scared him off."
    Ok did ulfric really just throw the general off the tower and then do a one liner

  • @AgentTobiaz
    @AgentTobiaz 7 лет назад +364

    Anyone else just want to use Fus Ro dah in the middle of the battle and watch the bodies hit the floor?

    • @Sman-of4jf
      @Sman-of4jf 7 лет назад +26

      Tobias LNG were did you come from? 2008?

    • @actinganimal885
      @actinganimal885 7 лет назад +16

      Tobias LNG let the bodies hit the floor let the bodies hit the floor let the bodies hit the FLLOOOOOORRRRRR

    • @ww-zb7qn
      @ww-zb7qn 7 лет назад +8

      I love all kind of people
      Blacks, whites, Mexicans, Asians, all of them

    • @puklerxyilo
      @puklerxyilo 6 лет назад +5

      If you do that your pc will hit the floor

    • @Mike242
      @Mike242 6 лет назад +2

      LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOOOOR.............DUBSTEP DROP!

  • @Jarlaxle674
    @Jarlaxle674 4 года назад +75

    My computer lags when i see 10 imperials....

  • @ZERO-ue2mx
    @ZERO-ue2mx 5 лет назад +28

    Ever been so traumatized by war to the point you begin to levitate?

  • @giw_jones
    @giw_jones 7 лет назад +159

    Now this is a battle during a civil war, this is what the base game should have had. The most you see with out mods or the console is a "siege" with only like 30 people to fight.

    • @Voli1Beart
      @Voli1Beart 7 лет назад +5

      The original skyrim couldnt have more then 10 npcs fighting at the same time cause it missed multi-threading ( i guess ) thats on of the things fixed but pretty unnoticed

    • @brendandonahue8132
      @brendandonahue8132 7 лет назад +1

      To realistically have a 2000 people fight would be exaggerated wouldn't you think? Seems like at most stormcloaks organize 200 per hold.

    • @alexeistrife56
      @alexeistrife56 7 лет назад +4

      ...Two hundred soldiers is massively tiny. That's the size of an army a small duke would have.

    • @JurschDerFrosch
      @JurschDerFrosch 7 лет назад +1

      Alexei Strife Not really. There are like 100 people living in Windhelm, no way Ulfric would be able to gather even 200 people from one hold.

    • @alexeistrife56
      @alexeistrife56 7 лет назад +14

      JurschKing "...There was like 100 people living in Windhelm..."
      ...A city. With a hundred people in it.
      Get the fuck out of here.

  • @josephsweeney1176
    @josephsweeney1176 7 лет назад +203

    some decided to fly away during the battle

    • @jimbod2672
      @jimbod2672 7 лет назад +21

      Bearwolf Almighty "fuck this I'm out"

    • @tristanbernek631
      @tristanbernek631 7 лет назад +17

      me as a imperial "Screw you guys im going home." calls dragon cab.

    • @bruhwhat2906
      @bruhwhat2906 7 лет назад +10

      Joseph Sweeney fuck this shit I'm out

    • @jammedski8138
      @jammedski8138 6 лет назад

      "TO SOVNGARDE"

    • @leeeverett5800
      @leeeverett5800 6 лет назад

      Joseph Sweeney thank you a person who noticed that

  • @jeremydiaz9642
    @jeremydiaz9642 4 года назад +38

    Nobody:
    *_Levitating soldiers: "Brothers, I must go, Sovngarde is calling for me._*

  • @NevadaAirGuns
    @NevadaAirGuns 5 лет назад +109

    9:56 some whiterun guard body’s where laying there

    • @angloempire6935
      @angloempire6935 5 лет назад +30

      He had to kill the watchtower guards for this

  • @moinechartreux
    @moinechartreux 7 лет назад +134

    7:54 The guy at the right bottom corner is fighting (and living) with an arrow right in his head. That's normal.

    • @Pacifista-0
      @Pacifista-0 7 лет назад +61

      Luxhorus It would be way worse if he took an arrow in the knee.

    • @shaymervyn4654
      @shaymervyn4654 7 лет назад +18

      Luxhorus hes a stormcloak he can take it

    • @nermaltrash9206
      @nermaltrash9206 7 лет назад +7

      Luxhorus he had an arrow near his knee and head (at least it wasn't the knee)

    • @valeeco_4973
      @valeeco_4973 7 лет назад +2

      Luxhorus he quit adventuring​ because of an arrow in the knee not a puny arrow to the face

    • @razgulan7249
      @razgulan7249 7 лет назад

      normal day at the office

  • @connorevans104
    @connorevans104 7 лет назад +137

    VAMPIRES VS WEREWOLVES, fighting at either castle Volkihar or Jorrvaskkr.

  • @CaptCross-rc9bv
    @CaptCross-rc9bv 6 лет назад +75

    This comment section
    Stormcloak sympathizers: "FOR THE NORDS!"
    Legion sympathizer: "The armor is cooler"

    • @ra_alf9467
      @ra_alf9467 4 года назад +4

      Me as a Falmer sympathizer : Huaaaakhh....

    • @surrk1057
      @surrk1057 4 года назад +2

      Ra Alf
      Ngl, Stormcloak Officer armor looks cool. “The Bear”, but I like the imperials armor too, but I prefer Stormcloaks.

    • @markanxrath1369
      @markanxrath1369 4 года назад +1

      Imperials because cool flag

  • @Jayzgrouse
    @Jayzgrouse 5 лет назад +39

    3:59 some random blacksmith joins the battle?

  • @nicholasgjohnston
    @nicholasgjohnston 7 лет назад +384

    So this was how the "But then i took an arrow to the knee" story started.

  • @harizzlepizzle387
    @harizzlepizzle387 7 лет назад +435

    there would be SO MUCH BLOOD if this was real.

    • @harizzlepizzle387
      @harizzlepizzle387 7 лет назад +42

      TheDrunkPencil so there would be blood everywhere.

    • @harizzlepizzle387
      @harizzlepizzle387 7 лет назад +37

      TheDrunkPencil I'm just glad we're having a civil conversation in the internet.

    • @chaoticinfluence6731
      @chaoticinfluence6731 7 лет назад +1

      Harizzle Pizzle there was more in WW2...

    • @LuckofLucien6
      @LuckofLucien6 7 лет назад +4

      Harizzle Pizzle with the enhanced blood mod

    • @uxbc2365
      @uxbc2365 7 лет назад +14

      No shit

  • @opusepynomus9995
    @opusepynomus9995 4 года назад +34

    Those fools are actually fighting...

  • @tyson7600
    @tyson7600 5 лет назад +49

    The witcher music is so good

    • @layonroots3322
      @layonroots3322 5 лет назад +1

      What??

    • @Rubenoky
      @Rubenoky 5 лет назад +3

      Yeah hahaha, minute 3:33

    • @papamauryc2300
      @papamauryc2300 4 года назад +1

      @@layonroots3322 there is music from the witcher (game)

    • @turtlegamez4274
      @turtlegamez4274 3 года назад

      @@layonroots3322 The game. The Witcher 3. Music. Music from that game was played in this video at couple of parts.

  • @natedaniels3655
    @natedaniels3655 6 лет назад +246

    More NPCs in this video, than in all of Vanilla Skyrim.

    • @mrbanks7135
      @mrbanks7135 6 лет назад +1

      Is that true?

    • @jessyanderson
      @jessyanderson 6 лет назад +1

      Mark of the Divine Gaming no skyrim has over 1000 named characters. Then add in all the bandits and such.

    • @GothKidNagasaki
      @GothKidNagasaki 6 лет назад +12

      there is 6532 NPC's in vanilla Skyrim. How do I know? The cheat room mod's button to make them all killable.

    • @repoocsrepoop
      @repoocsrepoop 6 лет назад

      Alex Dreyar we all know that a game like skyrim can barely handle 500 npcs

    • @vassalofthenight9945
      @vassalofthenight9945 6 лет назад +2

      Well sure, if we count in all the draugrs, skeevers and other animals/monsters, but in terms of people and especially those you could talk to, the numbers are definitely less appealing.

  • @ximaxwellix
    @ximaxwellix 7 лет назад +55

    Stronghold Skyrim Edition
    Skyrim Total War
    Age of Skyrim
    Empire Earth : Skyrim
    Mount'n'Blade : Skyrim
    Supreme Commander: Skyrim
    Tamriel Annihilation SKYRIM

  • @sea_triscuit7980
    @sea_triscuit7980 3 года назад +7

    I love how the stormcloaks pull out their bows right away like "Imma pop a cap in yo knee"

  • @bambangwardoyo3320
    @bambangwardoyo3320 4 года назад +14

    7:57 Someone stormcloak troops stuck arrows right in his forehead, but he is still alive😆

  • @John.Cambrian
    @John.Cambrian 6 лет назад +347

    5:19
    Stormcloak Soldier: "Omae wa mou shindeiru."
    Imperial : "NANI???"

  • @nighttimestalker
    @nighttimestalker 7 лет назад +44

    Storm cloak soldier
    " I don't have time for this. ina leave."
    *Levitates home

  • @lynchreacher7027
    @lynchreacher7027 4 года назад +21

    Randomly throws Witcher music in my Skyrim battle.

  • @qeshuntergaming7609
    @qeshuntergaming7609 4 года назад +16

    6:04 "I smack my face against your skull!!!!!"
    6:53 "I teleport and pick you up with my great sword!!!!!!!"
    These animations have me dead 🤣🤣😭

  • @Saintie23
    @Saintie23 7 лет назад +411

    this is how the skyrim war SHOULD have happened

    • @loganyerrr7413
      @loganyerrr7413 7 лет назад +7

      anime is good all the time

    • @cadethaptor2698
      @cadethaptor2698 7 лет назад +14

      No. There weren't any tactics in this whatsoever - it was just a giant moshpit of fighting NPCs.

    • @Gamerxbetax
      @Gamerxbetax 7 лет назад +4

      Cancerous Goodsgt which better then the vanilla little battles in the game.

    • @strider029
      @strider029 7 лет назад +4

      anime is good To be honest i thought the same but that glitch that makes npc fly seems to be the reason why Bethesda decided to not have this massive war.

    • @1MinecraftSmiley
      @1MinecraftSmiley 7 лет назад +1

      Plus lower-end machines wouldn't have a good time.

  • @mr.goldencock5466
    @mr.goldencock5466 7 лет назад +275

    reminds me of the movie 300 when the spartans just started floating

  • @B0b343
    @B0b343 5 лет назад +23

    6:50 ulfric drops to minimum Health which means the stormcloaks lost their leader and technically lost the fight

    • @irmaosgam3rbr374
      @irmaosgam3rbr374 4 года назад +6

      Well yeah but if it was True quest they would protect the leader more

    • @taylertherapperowens1094
      @taylertherapperowens1094 3 года назад +4

      Well he’s fighting down there tullius is just at the top of the tower

    • @TheSaboteurLT
      @TheSaboteurLT 3 года назад +1

      Just because the leader dies doesn't mean they die imo

    • @B0b343
      @B0b343 3 года назад

      @@TheSaboteurLT no but it would demoralize the rest of the soldiers leading to their defeat.

    • @TheSaboteurLT
      @TheSaboteurLT 3 года назад +8

      @@B0b343 true but ulfrics second hand would try to keep them going as much as possible and raise their morals

  • @qwrh.
    @qwrh. 4 года назад +6

    2:14 they’re evolving mid-battle

  • @CosmicContrarian
    @CosmicContrarian  7 лет назад +1029

    This was the most upvoted suggestion from the previous video, awesome because it was going to be battle #2 anyway. I'm glad it was the most upvoted though because it shows that I'm in touch with what you guys want to see in battles, super important!
    Often when I'm watching battles I get more ideas, so if you guys have any battle suggestions post them, especially if you get them watching this video, that's where I get my best ideas!
    THANK YOU for all the birthday messages on the last video and THANK YOU for all of the suggestions!
    If you've not seen the previous battle, here it is - ruclips.net/video/jbIDArZOjNE/видео.html
    Like, comment and subscribe my friends. As always, thanks for watching!
    EDIT - RUclips STILL PROCESSING TO 4K, FUUUUCKKK
    EDIT 2 - 4k AVAILABLE NOW, YAY!!! :D

    • @IronHesh23
      @IronHesh23 7 лет назад +1

      Cosmic Contrarian Maybe a hunters verse some kinda animal or animals. Not something to over powered tho bc hunters suck lol.

    • @maledwarfwarrior
      @maledwarfwarrior 7 лет назад +1

      Undead knights in ebony backed by hordes of undead fighting dragons and trapping their souls in massive black soul gems, for victory will come at a price the living cannot pay.

    • @petrino
      @petrino 7 лет назад +8

      lol all dem glitches.

    • @frost1262
      @frost1262 7 лет назад +2

      Cosmic Contrarian are you going to do anymore fallout 4 battles?

    • @blackflame100
      @blackflame100 7 лет назад +2

      Is this in original Skyrim or SE Skyrim?

  • @kyleb7108
    @kyleb7108 7 лет назад +319

    who else laughed at the flying soldiers

    • @skizzlechizzle
      @skizzlechizzle 6 лет назад

      I saw one dude fall out of the sky lol

    • @rosshelling7382
      @rosshelling7382 6 лет назад

      Kyle B me 😂😂😂😂

    • @spencerpaquette3044
      @spencerpaquette3044 6 лет назад

      me

    • @caldionthegreat6084
      @caldionthegreat6084 6 лет назад

      Me

    • @beat91sms
      @beat91sms 6 лет назад +4

      meee XD too many scripts running at same time so some of them dont work and cause major bugs and if u notice u will see some ppl r not even attacking

  • @delphium8476
    @delphium8476 6 лет назад +32

    Skyrim meets Total War

  • @calebcourter1590
    @calebcourter1590 5 лет назад +10

    All hail Ulfric StormCloak, the true high king of Skyrim!

  • @zoubida90
    @zoubida90 7 лет назад +94

    Seeing all of these guys gathered together makes me wanna throw a Fus Roh Da... x)

  • @anamelesstrooper6284
    @anamelesstrooper6284 7 лет назад +70

    You know what you are feeling right now? It's called PC envy. You wish your computer could handle this.

    • @Roaxes
      @Roaxes 7 лет назад +5

      My computer would probably explode being that at most it runs 20 fps on Skyrim xD

    • @Hanuman_
      @Hanuman_ 7 лет назад +1

      You could do it if you ran it at like 10x slower then sped up the footage in editing.

  • @Clewz13
    @Clewz13 6 лет назад +9

    Love the laugh at the end at Tullius' death 😂

  • @ronniecoleman9549
    @ronniecoleman9549 5 лет назад +71

    One Dragonborn vs 1000 Imperial soldiers or Stormcloak soldiers.

    • @jn5379
      @jn5379 5 лет назад +7

      Freeze time shout+shadow warrior+dragonebone dagger

    • @sunsaga6420
      @sunsaga6420 5 лет назад +7

      ~
      killall

    • @falcony6790
      @falcony6790 5 лет назад

      Spandauer Hardbass in die Rüstung alla

    • @user-kn4kh6ch2k
      @user-kn4kh6ch2k 4 года назад

      Fus Ro Dah

    • @gustavourbina8343
      @gustavourbina8343 4 года назад

      One Dragonborn vs 1000 Imperials and 1000 Stormcloaks

  • @Mrmnd-xz8wq
    @Mrmnd-xz8wq 7 лет назад +57

    Total war: Skyrim.

    • @iowaclass5657
      @iowaclass5657 6 лет назад

      M4573rm1nd
      Total War: Tamriel
      Atmorans, Dwemer, and Snow Elves DLC

    • @opheliakirkby
      @opheliakirkby 6 лет назад

      There’s actually an elder scrolls mod for Medieval 2: Total War

  • @gavenmora5560
    @gavenmora5560 7 лет назад +77

    Some of those soldiers were reaching a higher plane of existence.

  • @johnclarke7647
    @johnclarke7647 5 лет назад +15

    Alduin's Lunchtime yumi yumi

  • @johnthemonke114
    @johnthemonke114 2 года назад +3

    3:24 moose: yeah I'm just gonna go... forgot my keys for my car.

  • @jdsitton7517
    @jdsitton7517 7 лет назад +544

    Skyrim belongs to the mammoths

  • @jasperstephens8555
    @jasperstephens8555 7 лет назад +83

    2:11 Epic battle music, tons of fighting .......... people start floating up into the sky LMAO

    • @The-me9st
      @The-me9st 6 лет назад

      Jasper Who'Knows did you see the guy running like sonic and floating?

    • @dudeman5904
      @dudeman5904 6 лет назад +1

      A battle of the gods

  • @tony62197
    @tony62197 5 лет назад +5

    2:10 imperial casually standing next to rock watching lol .

  • @pablito-e
    @pablito-e 5 лет назад +17

    2:12
    Those imperials

  • @PhrophetOfTheCouncil
    @PhrophetOfTheCouncil 6 лет назад +91

    This is how the battle for white run should have went

  • @israelbolet9348
    @israelbolet9348 6 лет назад +478

    Basically Vikings vs Light-armored Romans

    • @whoyoucallinpinhead3523
      @whoyoucallinpinhead3523 6 лет назад +58

      Romans were tougher then these Imperial Pigs...at least they wore heavy armour...

    • @israelbolet9348
      @israelbolet9348 6 лет назад +14

      Yeah I know. So did the Vikings to an extent. Would've been nice to see them fight in heavy armor.Did not expect the Stormcloaks to win with the type of armor they had on.They probably won cause some had two-handed which most likely turned the tide but that's what a lot of Vikings fought with.
      Kinda hard to tell who'd win

    • @lovzygaming3144
      @lovzygaming3144 6 лет назад

      So tru

    • @kasperikalervo91
      @kasperikalervo91 6 лет назад +9

      Israel Bolet Vikings usually didn't wear metal armor they wore leather caps or were bare headed in battles and wore studded leather chest pieces and mostly used small axes, swords, spears and shields rather than huge great swordd

    • @FBI-jy1mv
      @FBI-jy1mv 6 лет назад +6

      True, IMPERIAL MILK DRINKERS

  • @Leemon692
    @Leemon692 5 лет назад +5

    Everybody gangsta 'till the Stormcloaks start floating

  • @CommanderSilverShield
    @CommanderSilverShield 5 лет назад +4

    I love how some of them were just like "my people need me" as they just float into the sky

  • @alexspinks1060
    @alexspinks1060 7 лет назад +482

    lol why couldn't the battles have actually been like this between the stormcloaks and the imperials. I know they were limited by hardware then. Hopefully in elder scrolls 6 they will have bigger battles.

    • @RandomBJJGuy
      @RandomBJJGuy 6 лет назад +55

      Alex Spinks nah cause the graphics will be beefed cause that's what everyone wants. Pretty graphics with meh gameplay

    • @heavysaber9431
      @heavysaber9431 6 лет назад +29

      Not only bigger battles but better combat I'm pretty sure that'll make it even more interesting combat in es is lifeless and floaty , if combat was similar to mount and blade then I wouldn't stop playing es6 for decades

    • @opheliakirkby
      @opheliakirkby 6 лет назад +21

      TES 6 isnt coming out for a long time almost like 2021-2022

    • @odinmohr2160
      @odinmohr2160 6 лет назад +14

      Alex Spinks they will release it after they release skyrim for the 30th time

    • @Mikani_natsu2475
      @Mikani_natsu2475 6 лет назад

      Are you even sure TESVI will exist?

  • @dark974lord4
    @dark974lord4 7 лет назад +307

    Plot twist the dragonborn comes behind them at loots them all after the battle 😂

    • @chloeunderwood4597
      @chloeunderwood4597 6 лет назад +3

      beastmode gaming exactly

    • @pypy1986820
      @pypy1986820 6 лет назад +13

      Another Plot Twist! Dragonborn then turns into werewolf and ate all their hearts!

    • @hollow3450
      @hollow3450 6 лет назад +5

      beastmode gaming how you know what I do when I Play skyrim 😲 😂

    • @thecrow7258
      @thecrow7258 6 лет назад +18

      Imagine the amount of arrows you would find

    • @pypy1986820
      @pypy1986820 6 лет назад +3

      You know. It's not only RPG. People in real life always loot bodies and pick clean the battlefields. Movies and shows just don't want to show you the mundane parts of wars.

  • @mafianpingu9399
    @mafianpingu9399 5 лет назад +12

    I wanted paarthunax to comment the battle while the Soverguard theme played

  • @johnsmith-eo3nz
    @johnsmith-eo3nz 5 лет назад +8

    My computer is crying while watching this video

  • @pinto126
    @pinto126 7 лет назад +215

    oh...what happened ? I'm going to find whoever did this

  • @SH4RDM3M35
    @SH4RDM3M35 7 лет назад +206

    Alot of people flying in this video xD But the stormcloak to the right at 2:18 fucking killed me xDDDDDDDD

  • @quiq5993
    @quiq5993 5 лет назад +20

    Totally Accurate Battle simulator am I right?

  • @RegrettableQueso
    @RegrettableQueso 5 лет назад +4

    5:19 staring contest

  • @monkeinbox9881
    @monkeinbox9881 6 лет назад +53

    Legendary retreat tactic:floating

  • @Altrantis
    @Altrantis 7 лет назад +239

    I imagined the stormcloaks would win. Most of the time when I see patrols fight in the wild, the stormcloaks win. I think it's the two handers.

    • @TeeloSeyna
      @TeeloSeyna 6 лет назад +48

      Altrantis yes it's all about the two handed weapons soldiers. They have the high ground in hand to hand combat

    • @joshuakim5240
      @joshuakim5240 6 лет назад +59

      It's a combination of racial skill point attribution and weaponry. Generally, Stormcloaks natural racial bonuses are utilized as Nords have highly increased Light armor and Two-handed. At the same time, Imperials with their troops aren't optimally utilized as their natural racial skill bonuses are Heavy Armor and One-handed...but almost no Imperial troops wear heavy armor so the Stormcloaks actually have higher defense than them due to skill scaling AND offense due to 2-handed weapons being so much more powerful than 1-handed weapons.

    • @Wolfling217
      @Wolfling217 6 лет назад +5

      Thank you. I've noticed the Stormcloak 2H warriors are no joke, but didn't know why until right now.

    • @unknow11712
      @unknow11712 6 лет назад +11

      i think is more heavy the fact that they use onehanded weapons, with no shields . its like having all the drawback of using twohanded weapons, without the dmg output :\

    • @multipoep5
      @multipoep5 6 лет назад +13

      yes, while one on one stormcloaks probably one due to high damage, in larger battles imperials attack faster due to their lighter weapons. So they can swarm a stormcloak and stagger them until they die. Also, the Empire has magic users/battlemages so that's a nice advantage in larger battles where fireballs actually hit a lot of enemies instead of one lonely stormcloak.

  • @Hawk_City
    @Hawk_City 4 года назад

    White run guard to storm cloak:
    You have committed cri...
    Storm cloak:SILENCE

  • @jacobstewart628
    @jacobstewart628 5 лет назад +1

    “You have joined side in this ridiculous war I hope you don’t regret getting involved” -Inigo the brave

  • @JonathanMahadeo
    @JonathanMahadeo 7 лет назад +182

    All this and no one took an *arrow to the knee*.

    • @Flazhness
      @Flazhness 7 лет назад +28

      Not true. If you look closely to the right at 3:20, there is a Nord, swinging a 2 handed iron axe around, WITH an arrow in the knee ;)

    • @luminosity1095
      @luminosity1095 7 лет назад

      Don't even try it only a true gamer would notice

    • @Flazhness
      @Flazhness 7 лет назад

      Ask for A beat I have eyes, don't need to be a gamer to notice it. (Although I really am a nerd!)

    • @luminosity1095
      @luminosity1095 7 лет назад

      Don't even try it it's a joke Missy I'm kidding

    • @Flazhness
      @Flazhness 7 лет назад +2

      Ask for A beat
      Mantits don't make a woman! :3

  • @mydeyie
    @mydeyie 6 лет назад +186

    Fight, or fly well.

  • @TheKingFadez
    @TheKingFadez 2 года назад +2

    8:15 bro going to heaven before he even dies