How NOT to Give Marriage Advice (Middle Eastern Dad Goes WILD) | Akaash Singh Comedy

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  • Опубликовано: 13 сен 2024
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  • @BrutusMaximusAurelius
    @BrutusMaximusAurelius 3 месяца назад +3016

    A Mexican Muslim called Gideon. That’s something.

    • @AR7XN
      @AR7XN 3 месяца назад +15

      Shady

    • @Schrodinger-pk5ws
      @Schrodinger-pk5ws 3 месяца назад +16

      @@AR7XN Why?

    • @EM.K024
      @EM.K024 3 месяца назад +73

      ​@@AR7XNIslam is a religion, we've Muslim Pauls, Muslim Chan Shin, Muslim Ramonov 😂

    • @DRG2517
      @DRG2517 3 месяца назад +34

      My thoughts exactly. I'm Mexican..... never heard that one before.

    • @dynamiscr
      @dynamiscr 2 месяца назад +8

      Def a cop 😂

  • @labeebfarooqi7548
    @labeebfarooqi7548 3 месяца назад +2494

    That was the greatest plot twist in standup I have ever seen 🤣

    • @zeke_da_iconix3944
      @zeke_da_iconix3944 3 месяца назад +9

      Seen* all love

    • @labeebfarooqi7548
      @labeebfarooqi7548 3 месяца назад

      @@zeke_da_iconix3944 🤫😶‍🌫️

    • @HanmaHeiro
      @HanmaHeiro 3 месяца назад

      ​@@zeke_da_iconix3944appreciate you for doing what I wanted but not wanting to be the one 😅

    • @alexandervaratharajah5669
      @alexandervaratharajah5669 2 месяца назад +11

      I saw this comment before watched the video and at the end it all made sense 😂

    • @TheScottishMutt
      @TheScottishMutt 2 месяца назад +29

      Major bruh moment there. "Mexican? That's a first. I usually get Arab." *5 minutes later*
      Akaash: "What ethnicity are you?" Him: "Mexican."

  • @kauchand
    @kauchand 3 месяца назад +813

    Aakash seems like he spent his childhood in a multi-ethnic neighbourhood or atleast went to a school which was diverse and just observed and kept updating himself. He is still open to learning on stage. Kudos to him to convert that into sthg funny for most people

    • @asu5632
      @asu5632 3 месяца назад +29

      Yeah he’s from DFW, Dallas which is very diverse.

    • @pr4495
      @pr4495 Месяц назад +6

      This is a very good observation. I never thought of that.

    • @HystericalHistoryTV
      @HystericalHistoryTV Месяц назад +1

      Yeah Dallas Texas was known to be super diverse in the 90’s 👀🤣
      I think it’s just from hanging with Andrew schulz who’s from new York

    • @asu5632
      @asu5632 Месяц назад

      @@HystericalHistoryTV oh stfu I’ve lived in the area. It was diverse and ignorant and racist fuck like you wouldn’t know

  • @Naratveerman
    @Naratveerman 3 месяца назад +1774

    My man said "thats a first" on being told he looks mexican 🤣

    • @purnasaimadala
      @purnasaimadala 3 месяца назад +187

      And he’s mexican 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Bazn3XB
      @Bazn3XB 3 месяца назад +23

      Someone finally got it correct!

    • @TeamProU
      @TeamProU 3 месяца назад +8

      hahahahahaha i forgot about that.. thats crazy (or i think he said latino)

    • @illyGalSloth
      @illyGalSloth 2 месяца назад +11

      As an Arab that doesn't look Arab, I get it 😂😂 It's rough for us racially ambiguous people, haha

    • @Schrodinger-pk5ws
      @Schrodinger-pk5ws Месяц назад +1

      Happens to racially ambiguous, I've been assumed so many different races but never my actual one

  • @qq-np8xk
    @qq-np8xk 3 месяца назад +547

    "Happiness comes from a second wife" cold

  • @GoldeneyeDoubleO7
    @GoldeneyeDoubleO7 3 месяца назад +1444

    Akaash is the king of reading people lmao

    • @ItsGalaxys
      @ItsGalaxys 3 месяца назад +12

      It's getting to a point I feel like they're plants 🤣

    • @baohua8
      @baohua8 2 месяца назад

      1000% 😂😂😂

    • @user-jv9jb1fq8f
      @user-jv9jb1fq8f 2 месяца назад

      Naw man it's not hard if you know what to look for.

    • @MarkTarmannPianoCheck_it_out
      @MarkTarmannPianoCheck_it_out 2 месяца назад +4

      @@user-jv9jb1fq8f reading and THEN riffing on it to make it funny is very very hard.

    • @mantasignatavicius7787
      @mantasignatavicius7787 Месяц назад

      @@MarkTarmannPianoCheck_it_out True but he is right about that part that he knows how to look for

  • @Ramiiel
    @Ramiiel 3 месяца назад +930

    Akaash profiling people better than the FBI 😂😂

  • @KainTheDamned
    @KainTheDamned 3 месяца назад +1260

    The gideon bit was unreal !

    • @akaashsinghcomedy
      @akaashsinghcomedy  3 месяца назад +105

    • @wickedbird1538
      @wickedbird1538 3 месяца назад +74

      😮😮So Gideon is wearing a hoodie with the name Anthony on his back and claiming to be Muslim. Hmm.

    • @poisonappleantiques5710
      @poisonappleantiques5710 3 месяца назад

      @@wickedbird1538 He's wearing a jersey over the hoodie. A Google search says it is from the Denver Nuggets- professional basketball player Carmelo Anthony, #15.

    • @trym2121
      @trym2121 3 месяца назад +31

      ​@@wickedbird1538don't forget, Mexican as well. Sus as heck

    • @AR7XN
      @AR7XN 3 месяца назад +1

      He's just pretending to be Muslim and fucking that girl I guess shady as fuck

  • @linkibetv
    @linkibetv 3 месяца назад +150

    "Happiness comes from the second one" nearly took me (and Akaash) out. NO ONE saw that coming.

  • @mhayah
    @mhayah 3 месяца назад +435

    Am dying 😭😂 last guy tried to take Akaash in a ride ,, and Akaash was lik,,naah let’s make this a roller coaster 🤣🤣🤣

  • @NicholusMadonsela
    @NicholusMadonsela 3 месяца назад +246

    That dad was quoting Bob Marley when he said, "Don't give up, keep up the fight.".

  • @Varun2565
    @Varun2565 3 месяца назад +418

    “Community business “🤣

  • @ZDaTruth219
    @ZDaTruth219 3 месяца назад +290

    The funniest part about the GIdeon bit was that Carmelo Anthony (jersey he is wearing) CHEATED on his wife🤣

    • @DillonDank
      @DillonDank 3 месяца назад +15

      Can u name 5 NBA players that haven't?

    • @TheAnikasis
      @TheAnikasis 3 месяца назад +2

      the irony!! 😂

    • @Sickwitit18
      @Sickwitit18 Месяц назад +2

      @DillonDank LeBron, Curry, Westbrook, Giannis, Durant. And that's just all stars

  • @ace_band0
    @ace_band0 2 месяца назад +67

    Yooo that last bit was amazing work 😂😂 as a Muslim myself, I felt exactly what you were feeling, but would never be able to articulate it so well. You have a gift brother 💪🏼

  • @akaashsinghcomedy
    @akaashsinghcomedy  3 месяца назад +60

    I'm gonna be performing in these cities during June!
    Indianapolis - June 7/8
    Raleigh - June 21/22
    Buffalo - June 28/29
    Hope to see some of you guys there!

    • @Fun_Sized_Gigi
      @Fun_Sized_Gigi 3 месяца назад

      When are you swinging by Philly?

    • @AnaLucia-wy2ii
      @AnaLucia-wy2ii 3 месяца назад +4

      Okay, but I’m NOT sitting up front.

    • @Candycane_B
      @Candycane_B 3 месяца назад +2

      Any shows in Houston?

    • @MaPrajna1
      @MaPrajna1 3 месяца назад +1

      Will you be coming to the West Coast,SF?

    • @justinv6410
      @justinv6410 3 месяца назад +2

      I don’t see Bathinda in your schedule.

  • @cks2020693
    @cks2020693 2 месяца назад +42

    boy uses his racism like a geoguesser professional😂

  • @rakshitnair9795
    @rakshitnair9795 3 месяца назад +116

    This man is right even when he is wrong

    • @1Skorpia
      @1Skorpia 2 месяца назад +1

      He would have mad a great lawyer. He doesn't back down.

    • @mysticmaadeehrc2181
      @mysticmaadeehrc2181 22 дня назад +1

      && he be so wrong and rightly hilarious 😂

  • @thescoggfather
    @thescoggfather 3 месяца назад +48

    "Happiness comes on the second one" 😂😂

  • @Wildcatchigga11
    @Wildcatchigga11 3 месяца назад +42

    Fbi should appointment him for profiling people without even taking to people.

  • @USSEnterprise-vc9yf
    @USSEnterprise-vc9yf 3 месяца назад +96

    I missed seeing Andrew Shulz 4yrs ago because of my mom’s illness. I didn’t think anyone’s crowd work game was as good until I saw you. You need to come to the Atl bruh. I’m sitting front row with no shame.

    • @amarrevolver4452
      @amarrevolver4452 Месяц назад

      You should check Phil Hanley

    • @USSEnterprise-vc9yf
      @USSEnterprise-vc9yf Месяц назад +1

      @@amarrevolver4452 Thanks for the suggestion. Phil is nice with the crowd work

  • @najjimohammad9124
    @najjimohammad9124 Месяц назад +13

    “I like him more I’m bonding with this guy right now” LMFAOOOOOO

  • @AinzWoolGown
    @AinzWoolGown 3 месяца назад +149

    Damn bro, Gideon is trippin

    • @IbraNNB7
      @IbraNNB7 Месяц назад

      Undercover cop

  • @manuelnunez8802
    @manuelnunez8802 2 месяца назад +19

    "Happiness comes from the second one." He's not lying.

  • @mahakmonkey
    @mahakmonkey 3 месяца назад +130

    Woww!! I just binged watched all your videos, you're so cool aakash!

    • @jigsawkiller
      @jigsawkiller 3 месяца назад +7

      Akaash has the best "idgaf" personality in comedy

  • @cljh5069
    @cljh5069 Месяц назад +13

    Last guy sounds like a prison convert. He learned just enough to imitate but did not pass the sniff test.

  • @RegisChapman
    @RegisChapman 3 месяца назад +61

    Don't fuck with the Akaashic Records!

  • @Virans_Visions
    @Virans_Visions 3 месяца назад +58

    He is Sherlocked😂😂

  • @waalex11
    @waalex11 2 месяца назад +27

    Damn, the daughter father crowd work, lol.

  • @jayillest9981
    @jayillest9981 3 месяца назад +19

    I got the prayer beads in my car CUH!! 😂😂😂😂

  • @sarahf.s.2961
    @sarahf.s.2961 3 месяца назад +61

    Akaash knows how to do a professional interrogation lol.

  • @nixmor5333
    @nixmor5333 3 месяца назад +23

    Akaash you are too hilarious...loved the plot twist with Dad. 🤣

  • @treetrain
    @treetrain 3 месяца назад +60

    "yeah happiness comes from second one" from that guy like with no time to even think about it, just said it immediately was freakin' the best thing ever! timing in comedy is everything! ahahahaha I literally spit all over my laptop hearing that! :p

  • @treetrain
    @treetrain 3 месяца назад +38

    akash you are by far my favorite crowd work comedian!! love ya' buddy

  • @bethb.6813
    @bethb.6813 Месяц назад +10

    Every time I listen to Akash I wonder just how many times he has been approached by US intelligence agency recruiters. This guy is such a natural.

  • @user-dh3hj5se6z
    @user-dh3hj5se6z 3 месяца назад +14

    I’m ngl you HAD to add that last clip 😭😭😭 that was fucking GOLD

  • @sudiptodas0001
    @sudiptodas0001 3 месяца назад +60

    Ranked Competetive Champion of Racism does it again! 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ChaelZonnen
    @ChaelZonnen 2 месяца назад +6

    I’m glad Schulz saw his potential and never tried to hold him back. This dude always has me laughing

  • @joshuaporter4078
    @joshuaporter4078 3 месяца назад +13

    Truest comment I have ever heard . Happiness comes from the 2nd marriage LMFAO 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Randommm-o3b
    @Randommm-o3b 3 месяца назад +12

    Aakash knows people more than they know themselves 🤣🤣

  • @emotionalIntelligence2078
    @emotionalIntelligence2078 23 дня назад +2

    Bruh this could be so serious af. The guys and that arab girl were chill pill. Comedy at its finest...simply being itself...a comedy.

  • @TECH097
    @TECH097 3 месяца назад +33

    That man needs to join you on tour. XD

  • @elnino3903
    @elnino3903 3 месяца назад +14

    BARS! Happiness comes from the second one! OG

  • @shaunmeserole9619
    @shaunmeserole9619 3 месяца назад +5

    His crowd work is impeccable.

  • @techguy76
    @techguy76 3 месяца назад +14

    Finally back to do what you do bro, love it! 😂

  • @stargazerlillie7
    @stargazerlillie7 3 месяца назад +10

    GOAT of pre-judging people

  • @volitionmartialartsandfitn2701
    @volitionmartialartsandfitn2701 3 месяца назад +8

    LOOOOL at the end " mexican"

  • @JaxLittles
    @JaxLittles 3 месяца назад +4

    Im Asian and I got shafted... I lived on my own, worked two jobs, and put myself through college. My parents like to claim my achievements all the time. LoL

  • @sanborn2010
    @sanborn2010 3 месяца назад +6

    The last one was diabolical

  • @forcesofkanto
    @forcesofkanto 2 месяца назад +9

    “It’s your mom but it’s his ex-wife and im bonding with this guy over here” is some all-timer crowd work

  • @lataliamalcom7578
    @lataliamalcom7578 3 месяца назад +24

    I have no clue who this guy is, but he is funny af! I’m definitely going to see him. Non stop laughing 😂😂😂😂 my kind of fuckin funny.

  • @trendinguk
    @trendinguk 3 месяца назад +6

    Akaash do u have super powers or something 😂 bro always reads people 1000%

  • @theonetruekirk
    @theonetruekirk Месяц назад +2

    That guy is like the anti-heckler. He's involved in the show, but not in a disruptive way.

  • @jess_Heat
    @jess_Heat 3 месяца назад +5

    So good at crowd work.. absolutely hilarious!

  • @CheeseLayong
    @CheeseLayong 3 месяца назад +5

    Killed it. Masterful!

  • @marciavanwormer5956
    @marciavanwormer5956 3 месяца назад +19

    Please please please, please please come to the Pacific Northwest. You are one of my all-time favorites!

  • @terryjohnson5579
    @terryjohnson5579 2 месяца назад +8

    My man died on that stage. Bruh just unfiltered honesty.

  • @YourLoyalHighness87
    @YourLoyalHighness87 2 месяца назад +2

    1:14 yesss 😂
    3:39 “happiness comes from second one” 😂😂💯💯

  • @travibetes1
    @travibetes1 3 месяца назад +5

    There is nobody better at profiling than Akaash lmao, and Andrew too tbh. Y'all ain't never wrong lol

  • @lawlrd6655
    @lawlrd6655 3 месяца назад +3

    I havent watched in a few months. Lil homie has improved alot

  • @youalreadyknow5039
    @youalreadyknow5039 3 месяца назад +15

    I love this guy!!!! A pure genius!!!!! …😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂…

    • @sidmallya8892
      @sidmallya8892 3 месяца назад +3

      God damn.. he's a beverage? 😮
      Genius my brother!

    • @youalreadyknow5039
      @youalreadyknow5039 3 месяца назад

      @@sidmallya8892 😂😂😂😂… 🍺🍺.. cheers mate!!!

  • @dylanedwards5810
    @dylanedwards5810 9 дней назад

    "Great Dad, Shitty Husband" 🤣🤣🤣 that's a t-shirt!

  • @ayeshaamir7846
    @ayeshaamir7846 3 месяца назад +12

    Akaash, you're the best for the "not equally shitty" line. Hilarious.
    Greeting from a Muslim girl from Pakistan.

    • @Visakh_S_Nair
      @Visakh_S_Nair 3 месяца назад

      You like multiple wife marriages?

    • @ibrahimmerchant89
      @ibrahimmerchant89 Месяц назад

      Dude stop acting weird.....​@@Visakh_S_Nair

    • @Visakh_S_Nair
      @Visakh_S_Nair Месяц назад

      @@ibrahimmerchant89 what's being weird? It's not as weird as what your popet mugamad did to 6 yr ol ayisa

    • @Visakh_S_Nair
      @Visakh_S_Nair Месяц назад

      @@ibrahimmerchant89 not as weird as what your popet mugamad did to 6 yr ol.

    • @Visakh_S_Nair
      @Visakh_S_Nair Месяц назад

      @@ibrahimmerchant89
      Not as weird as what your popet mugamad did to a 6 yr ol.

  • @wolfsinclairgaming
    @wolfsinclairgaming 3 месяца назад +18

    Gideon being Mexican meant he was probably born Catholic. So boom, another win for Akaash!

    • @Schrodinger-pk5ws
      @Schrodinger-pk5ws 3 месяца назад +3

      He insinuated parents didn't practice anything

  • @IbraNNB7
    @IbraNNB7 Месяц назад +1

    Gideon is definitely an undercover cop

  • @jhonm6347
    @jhonm6347 25 дней назад

    You're the best at crowd work Akaash, I can't see you live so thanks for posting it

  • @surya-kn7tl
    @surya-kn7tl 2 месяца назад +1

    "happiness comes from the second one" - So middle eastern thing!!😁

  • @mrblonde2k3
    @mrblonde2k3 3 месяца назад +1

    Watching the improvement in your crowd work throughout the years has been an amazing journey

  • @AnaLucia-wy2ii
    @AnaLucia-wy2ii 3 месяца назад +4

    Akaash is a talented man.

  • @dontwannabefound
    @dontwannabefound 3 месяца назад +5

    She likes him- that’s why she not arranging it

  • @teamreckdjipod
    @teamreckdjipod 2 месяца назад +1

    this was great! good crowd interaction one of the best

  • @bb9135
    @bb9135 Месяц назад

    Dad and the big sister were like she’s definitely a brat. Great banter with everyone

  • @timsartistic7328
    @timsartistic7328 3 месяца назад +1

    Happiness comes from the Second One is too real, by it took my dad Three to find Happiness.

  • @legallyblind-guy1947
    @legallyblind-guy1947 3 месяца назад +1

    3:31 I legit LOL and this guy turned around all confused

  • @WidowedVet1867
    @WidowedVet1867 2 месяца назад

    He said "happiness comes from 2nd wife". Spot on. I lived it.

  • @Word-Smithy
    @Word-Smithy 2 месяца назад +2

    You can't be going to an Aakash show with an identity crisis. He will straighten you out real quick.

  • @rossreynolds9668
    @rossreynolds9668 22 дня назад

    Sitting in my office trying not to do a literal spit take at "Happiness comes from the second one"🤣

  • @Brogrl
    @Brogrl 3 месяца назад +4

    Screaming at the end 😂 😮

  • @Rkhan40404
    @Rkhan40404 3 месяца назад +2

    You need to come to England. It would be a proper laugh

  • @xanderprangler8621
    @xanderprangler8621 Месяц назад +2

    Good for her on earning an schoolarship! Still that's only possible when you don't have to work nightshift to pay for your parents medical treatment at 16 y/o... so, no. She did not do it "all by herself". Nobody does.

  • @demomano9915
    @demomano9915 2 месяца назад +4

    Do not sit in the front row. He will rip a new one for you.😊

  • @avinash22i
    @avinash22i 3 месяца назад +2

    The last guy has red flags written all over him. If were that women I would run and never look back.

  • @kukku1918
    @kukku1918 24 дня назад

    Gosh akaash is bloody intuitive 🙌🏽

  • @sarrahghor4640
    @sarrahghor4640 3 месяца назад +3

    i need more!!! Need to watch more

  • @bummers
    @bummers 3 месяца назад +4

    You should just work for FBI or CIA. Wait, are you undercover?

  • @melisaolivero3297
    @melisaolivero3297 3 месяца назад +1

    Akash is one of the best with crowd work.

  • @m4gnuZ
    @m4gnuZ 3 месяца назад +2

    9:20 Akaash is the greatest indeed XD XD XD

  • @VisionClearly
    @VisionClearly 2 месяца назад +1

    I couldn't stop laughing at this one...😅

  • @jacobdakshak5919
    @jacobdakshak5919 3 месяца назад +1

    crowd work is the best i’ve seen 😂

  • @uncle_rizzo1017
    @uncle_rizzo1017 7 дней назад

    3:33 God bless the server girl hunkered down jus tryna do her job covertly

  • @fascienneskytten5497
    @fascienneskytten5497 2 месяца назад +1

    bruh i dont ever wanna talk to a guy like Gideon why he tryna spin everything 😆

  • @rashi4553
    @rashi4553 2 месяца назад

    Aakash with his antennas working over time around Gideon😂

  • @mikeymiiiike9880
    @mikeymiiiike9880 Месяц назад

    That kid got a reality check

  • @Eric.V.
    @Eric.V. 3 месяца назад +1

    Thank god he doesn’t censor or bleep the best words! Keep it real, keep it unedited 😎👍

  • @xyzgta
    @xyzgta 3 месяца назад

    M.Night Shyamalan made Sixth Sense and Akaash Singh just made its sequel ...!!!

  • @phlayver
    @phlayver 3 месяца назад +1

    This is what we wanted in the special akash! More of this!

  • @bex6638
    @bex6638 2 месяца назад

    His crowd interactions are always awesome.

  • @JPcanbeanything
    @JPcanbeanything 2 месяца назад +1

    The way my jaw dropped💀

  • @Maddy29
    @Maddy29 3 месяца назад +4

    I like the longer videos

  • @shrawan-ti2853
    @shrawan-ti2853 Месяц назад

    This is top tier ART. This is Gold.

  • @willgyackov
    @willgyackov 2 месяца назад +1

    People act like Akaash is trash. This dude is quick with it