What human? I saw only cold blooded reptiles, think about it and guess which one I am talking about: stare at you, get very cold very easy, do things for reasons that are incomprehensible and need their environments exactly right or it won’t end well.
@@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus Well "Ke$ha" was laying on a human woman's chest, but I understand why you didn't notice. She is a beautiful creature 😍
@@alexmoran7886 Iam just poking fun at the fact that Iam a nord stereotype cursed to be with women who ALWAYS NEED THE PLACE FAR TOO WARM like Jesus wept idk why but every single one is like that.
I adore how much Raptor likes you. It's a level of affection I didn't know reptiles could show. It's also interesting that you trust the lizards enough to let them out. You must have not had many negative experiences with, I take it?
@@thebighurt2495 you can't legally own a komodo dragon. . . The monitors in the video are black throat ( or maybe white throat ) monitor and a argus monitor ( argus is first one shown ) But I still don't understand exactly what your reply is meant to be.
Kesha reminds me of Curits, also a Savannah Monitor Snuggle Monster. I had it's enclosure on the floor between the wall and my bed, so it was easy to just fence off that part of the room. Curtis would climb the bedsheets at night and sleep on my chest, despite having a substrate heater in one corner, a heat lamp in another, and cool zones in the other two corners. I miss him
it makes my mind sing with explosions to know that some eat leaves, some eat bugs and the others eat everything in the divorce. all cold blooded, I learned the hard way
Everyone always likes to say “dude, reptiles can’t love you. They don’t have emotions”, but sometimes they do seem to bond in some sort of way, obviously depending on what kind, how often you interact with it, and how well you care for it. Raptor seems to like his owner, and is quite clearly at least comfortable with being very close with him. It doesn’t matter if they have what we understand as emotions, reptiles are smart and know when you’re a threat or someone who feeds and is gentle with them. I don’t like when people try to spoil reptile lovers’ joy of having really lovely interactions with their reptile. I had a leopard gecko, and he always always headed straight to my hand as soon as I put it in his tank to feed him, clean, and get him fresh water. He was always trying to climb on. And yeah, it could absolutely be just for the body heat I provide, but he noticeably never did the same to anyone else, no matter how calm and gentle they were. He didn’t look the smartest, I’ll tell you that, but he knew ME, and he was so comfortable with me, and enthusiastic about climbing onto me, that I felt a bit like he did actually like me 🥺
I love your Rhinno Iguana and Argus. Is Juan a Spinytail iguana? Hard to tell in the vid. Good stuff! Ke$ha the white throat is awesome too, the african monitors are always so chill lol
i like how you had to specify the lizard 💀
Yeah, I was waiting to find out which one at first lol
Just means the gf is more likely to end him...
It was obviously the other living big in the video is the most likely to kill him
He said least likely…
@@chrismckay3868statistically true.
So you don't trust the human nearby, very wise
it's always the spouse
I was thinking it
What human? I saw only cold blooded reptiles, think about it and guess which one I am talking about: stare at you, get very cold very easy, do things for reasons that are incomprehensible and need their environments exactly right or it won’t end well.
@@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus
Well "Ke$ha" was laying on a human woman's chest, but I understand why you didn't notice. She is a beautiful creature 😍
@@alexmoran7886 Iam just poking fun at the fact that Iam a nord stereotype cursed to be with women who ALWAYS NEED THE PLACE FAR TOO WARM like Jesus wept idk why but every single one is like that.
I love how raptor sees you and he's "omg your back hi" *jumps on you to give lots of love*
"Does your lizard bite?"
"No. He'll just climb on you."
there two types of dogs
Kesha 😊
Raptor 🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃
*Ke$ha
"I am saturated " 😂😂
Rico is Rico
We love him
I adore how much Raptor likes you. It's a level of affection I didn't know reptiles could show.
It's also interesting that you trust the lizards enough to let them out. You must have not had many negative experiences with, I take it?
They will non intentionally hurt you very often.
I would let my son out cliff if I wasn’t paranoid about his safety. And my dogs.
And my cats. And that random turtle
@Little wigglemonster Unless it's a Komodo Dragon, but those were probably the exception you were thinking of.
@@thebighurt2495 you can't legally own a komodo dragon. . .
The monitors in the video are black throat ( or maybe white throat ) monitor and a argus monitor ( argus is first one shown )
But I still don't understand exactly what your reply is meant to be.
@@littlewigglemonster7691 That and no komodo has ever made it very long in captivity. All have died prematurely.
He's just a lil man!
Lil man has excellent aim while feeding.
i think owning a reptile who could just scurry up my leg to say hello would make my life marginally better
I feel this
Raptor is so lively
I love how Raptor is listed before Lil Man. It makes it seem like Lil Man is more likely to kill you
Because raptor is too goofy to kill you lil man is a deadly weapon
Lil man looks like he wouldn’t waste a second to kill you : O
I need a lil’ man in my life
Unbelievable raptor has awsome personality he's so cute man.
I like Juan the destroyer of leaves 😂
Love lizards 🦎 cool little dudes you got there..
Raptor seems like a fun little guy
i feel like i would cry from how cute lil man is if i met him in person. he’s just a lil dude
Raptor reminds me of my cat: cuddly but accidentally nicks you with his claws on occasion. Eclipse is a good boy, just a clumsy excitable goof.
They’re all cute creatures good job bro
And at number six we have my girl.....she is very venomous and tends to be territorial in the morning😅
I love his cadence at #5 "Ke$ha, wit a dolla sign 🥶" definitely helps me understand her personality
Wait his girlfriend DIDNT make the list?! 🤣
All I can imagine is what his house must smell like 😂
Lizards dont smell dogs are the animals most know smell
@livingglowstick1337 their farts are the smelliest a wise guy told me
Ok that last name with the dollar sign outrageous 😂
I don’t like how the eye cracked like a forsaken artifact.
And then he *busted the eye through.*
lil man!
Those are cute dogs, what breed are they?
"we have lil MAAAAAAAN"
second only to the belligerent zip tie
They are all loved, and can roam free. Beautiful lizards.
Lizards are so damn cute.
juan is so peaceful
I’d love to have all those family members ❤
Raptor and Kesha are just like dogs, that's awesome
Idk dude, Lil Man looks like he's plotting something
I don't know, but Lil' man seems excessively dangerous...
Watching your videos makes me want a Komodo Dragon
At number 1 we’ve Raptor the Dragon.
Raptor the Dragon: Hugs!!
This man trained those dinosaurs very well 😅
..."we have Li'l man.
And he's a little guy." 🥰
You forgot the belligerent ziptie 😂
Rwrheeeee-ko is adorable!!!😊
Lil man is indeed a little guy
Every video with Lil man is my favorite
Why you don't give raptor small skate board to glide😂😂😂
Do you own a vacuum? That carpet is making my anxiety alarm go off
Ke$ha looks so kind
Lol raptor loves climbing your legs
I love how some reptiles are physically incapable of love, and others are just scaly dogs
It’s like gambling with your heart and bank account
Kesha and Raptor are so sweet
Raptor looks like he's a fun lizard to play around with
love that Lil Man
How peaceful is Kesha!!!❤❤❤
Kesha reminds me of Curits, also a Savannah Monitor Snuggle Monster. I had it's enclosure on the floor between the wall and my bed, so it was easy to just fence off that part of the room. Curtis would climb the bedsheets at night and sleep on my chest, despite having a substrate heater in one corner, a heat lamp in another, and cool zones in the other two corners. I miss him
Lizard really thought he could use your leg as a tree branch and climb up it
it makes my mind sing with explosions to know that some eat leaves, some eat bugs and the others eat everything in the divorce. all cold blooded, I learned the hard way
Noice one 😂
Man said number 1 twice 💀
I was kinda expecting Steve to be here since his just a goofy little dude
Kesha is like I love u mom
✨Leaves✨
The fact that one of the most food-motivated monitor lizards is in the top 5 of least likely to kill you scares me about what's in the top 10
Lil man got me💀
You know it’s serious when it has lil man 💀
I love all your names for the reptiles. "Kesha" huh. 😂
What is Ke$ha?
Either a savanah monitor with unusual markings or, possibly, a white throated monitor
Lil man is indeed a lil guy
fun fact: Kesha is an iconically common name for a male pet parrot in post-Soviet countries
"He likes leaves :)"
Raptor reminds me of Joanna from The Rescuers Down Under 😁
I just like hearing him say lil man
They are all so incredibly beautiful and so enduringly sweet
Love how the first one jumps on your leg
I like Ke$ha at the end petting a big lizard... Where can we find them in the wild?
"he likes leaves 😊"
i love the potato lizard. Ke$ha deserves everything this world has to offer
You didn't add land flounder?
He was 8ft and 0.009 inches away from him
WHERE BOOMERANG
The last one is a black troath monitor, right?
Seeing wild monitors here in Australia is cool, big bastards
Everyone always likes to say “dude, reptiles can’t love you. They don’t have emotions”, but sometimes they do seem to bond in some sort of way, obviously depending on what kind, how often you interact with it, and how well you care for it. Raptor seems to like his owner, and is quite clearly at least comfortable with being very close with him.
It doesn’t matter if they have what we understand as emotions, reptiles are smart and know when you’re a threat or someone who feeds and is gentle with them. I don’t like when people try to spoil reptile lovers’ joy of having really lovely interactions with their reptile.
I had a leopard gecko, and he always always headed straight to my hand as soon as I put it in his tank to feed him, clean, and get him fresh water. He was always trying to climb on. And yeah, it could absolutely be just for the body heat I provide, but he noticeably never did the same to anyone else, no matter how calm and gentle they were.
He didn’t look the smartest, I’ll tell you that, but he knew ME, and he was so comfortable with me, and enthusiastic about climbing onto me, that I felt a bit like he did actually like me 🥺
I bet Lil' man thinks he can take on everybody.
I can smell the room through the phone 😵💫😆
Lil man looks a lil aggressive😂 he scares me but he’s really damn cute
what kind of lizard is lil man, hes so cute
Love the slapped ham take.
I wonder what monitor lizards tastes' like
K$sha looks precious
Lil Man is my favorite Lil Guy :)
I love your Rhinno Iguana and Argus. Is Juan a Spinytail iguana? Hard to tell in the vid. Good stuff! Ke$ha the white throat is awesome too, the african monitors are always so chill lol
What type of lizard is Kesha? And is that species legal in Florida?
He likes leaves 🗿
I like Juann,, he's my favorite..
Cute scaly bois
What type of reptile is Zaptor? I’m a new subscriber and I’m very curious
Kesha: BOMBAAA
Raptor likes I love you dad
Plot twist this is Cody from the rescuers down under grown up in real life and the raptor is actually Joanne
I stan Lil Man.