Kwertee I said he was racist being he was implying that Chinese sounded like Vietnamese even tho they are way different. U should understand since your Vietnamese, don't u get tired of people saying that Vietnamese sounds Vietnamese when they are totally different
I showed this to my family and said this is the funniest song I have ever heard but it's a bit weird because it's six minutes long in chinese. My father then asked *"then why did you watched the whole video?"*
I got 0.3% Chinese. Maybe it comes to my Mom's Ancestors cause My mom is Japanese and my dad is German so I think my great gregreat great great great grandparents ist Chinese
Oh, man. This is the song used in that purse snatching video where the whole neighborhood throws furniture on the two thieves who fell off their motorbike. 😂
@RAFAEL.master play 🇧🇷 there are people that are mean and these are actual people with no life on a website called: nationstates I need your help to bring down as many of them as possible. This is for real
Seriooo? Mentira seriooo verdade essa história sua? Chocada tô super curiosa pra saber se e verdade.Saber que um hino desse te impulsionou assim forte.
"Me : Sleeping"
"The three mosquitoes in my room":
😂
Hahaha
Thinking lvl over 9000
Dang dude
Omg omg omg so damn true😂😂😂
Teacher: Be quiet and listen!
Kids in the back of the class:
This is basically my last three brain cells during a test
😭😭😭 take this for making my day 👑 lmao
Lmfaoaoaoao😂😂😂😂😂😂
Fr mines to
Exactly!!!
Oh that harsh truth!🤣
The part where he says:"当我一个人在家时,我喜欢挠我的蛋蛋." It's so incredibly relatable.
😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
I do it its normal
😆😆😆😆😆
Everyone does it lmao
I have set this as my alarm tone, now I wake up 1 hour earlier.
Lol
😂😂😂
Can you please tell me the name of this song cuz I want to set it as my ringtone
It's funny how just the other day I was at a Chinese buffet look at my picture on my profile
Haha
I bet this is the song that plays when you enter China
Galileel Galileel 😍😍
Galileel wXD
😂😂😂
Galileel lol
Hahahaha
When you are trying to sleep and there are 3 mosquitos flying around in your room.
And the two are females
😂😂😂
AHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
Malaria!
@@evakallis8248 O∆O
I dont know why I feel like listening to this music, driving a tractor and going up and down the hills in rural China. 😂
Yup
and we are two😊
was just listening to this in my tractor while mowing pasture 😂😂
@@logicgamingwizzardtv2294stop the cap 😂
@@alyciaantonelli1078 bruh im literally from oklahoma and live on a 400 acre cattle and horse ranch lmao 😂
3 questions scientist can't awnser
1: why did they sing this?
2: why is this 6 minutes long?
3: why did I watch the whole video?
4: Yowyownii?
Actually there are 4
What the hell is awnser?!
1:cause they wanted to sing
2:maybe thats a long version or a long song
3:cause you wanted
The song is actually longer, this is a shortened version.
4. Hotel:Trivago
When my Mom forces me and my siblings to perform in the talent show.
So you are roasting yourselves in the talent show?
@@snail9552 ♿
@@snail9552 you should listen to this furry hes spitting fax cause the song's translation is just these people roasting the shit out of each other
Lmao🤣
Literily me too ;-;
No one:
The demon under my bed at 3AM:
Bruh
No only the beds In china
Right now it's 3am
Sicko mode
china is under america so it accurate
The woman in pink looks like she is going to have a mental breakdown if the song doesn't stops
Now I can’t unsee it 😂
Lmaoooooooo
😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU SMOKE RICE
Lice*
mother love me long time long time
😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Please Sub To Me And Like My Videos I am Very Small RUclipsr And Nobody Likes My Videos And Watches Them :( pls :)
Played this at the Chinese store.............. Got 50% discount
Awoken n 😕
Awoken n It’s a damn joke
Awoken n 🖕🏽
Awoken n he was being sarcastic not rude.... and how was he being racist for saying he played a Chinese song?
You made my day, lmao
The woman in the pink dress clearly wants to go home
And the yellow dress one is having the time of her life
@@techno-bubble5249 her*
@@frans8160 Yeah, sorry xd
@@techno-bubble5249 yes
And the guy keeps looking behind to check if they are still there.
The choreography is amazing. I’d give this a golden buzzer honestly.
Ah mean, look at 3:41
Fr
The woman wearing pink seems to be dying inside while dancing.
yes
Yep
this is dancing?? 😂😂
She also wants money to pay the bills XD
I would've been so too
When the producer is out of money
😂😂😂
U mean always
the producer is always out of money
nah looks better than mexican and peruvian music videos (im not even joking)
😂😂😂😂🤣🤣
Me: Dad, My Chinese friend is coming, please act normal
Dad: Ok
* My dad 1 second later:
@AxestxicMina hihihi
@AxestxicMina omg hii
HAHAHAHHAHA I just pissed myself mate 😂😂
驚人的 ; Eternal Classics Brothers
@StrawberryMango Ni hao, my neighbour
after years of searching, i can't believe the title of this is literally "Hilarious Chinese Song"
lol me too
YOR YE YOR
Sometimes the easiest words are the right ones. 😊
@@Fakeslimshadyeat eat tire😂
Same
No one:
Karen’s when they say Konichiwa in a Korean restaurant:
@Clack Coaster Konnichiwa* but written こんにちは (konnichiha)
@Clack Coaster You pronounce and write (Romaji) it Konnichiwa
@Clack Coaster You can do this if you want, but the correct way is wa.
Konichiwa is it romanised
what is エロ meaning
*Me trying to sleep*
The voices in my head:
Is that why u went here
True.
The 1% corona which survived the hand sanitizer:
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Tf?
😂😂😂😂😂
AHHAHAHAHAHHA
So dead🤣🤣🤣
The ladies sounds exactly like when a Mosquito is trapped in a glass 😂😂😂
When u realise that the comments section are even more funnier than the song
absolute ri8
Lol
I am sure shao June approves it
As a chinese... i can say the lyrics are so inappropriate "you've been scratching around your balls"
"fat bitch is lying" wtf
Only 3 words with 100 meanings !!!! Alien language 👀
Karen's mind when she says "arigato" to a vietnamese waiter in a Korean Restaurant in India
Which is located in Thailand
And the owner of the restaurant is Malaysian
and the waiter's mother is Indian
And the chef is mongolian
And food ist from Indonesia
Saw a old Asian man today testing the speakers in a thrift store by blasting this song at full volume.
this cured my major depression after the last few years
Zachary Bee deadass?
@@u-u-UU barf
Holy shit that must have been hilarious!!🤣
I would cry laughing
The dude: "i'm on fire 😎"
The girl in pink: "somebody kill me, please? 😩"
The girl in yellow: "man, this is awesome 🤩"
My gf : hes probably out cheating.
Me : 100th replay
U from tik tok vid
@@Prince-nm5vm yeah brother u find my comment hahaha
Lol
Stop the cap
I read 'replay' as "reply" and got really confused... 😅💀
Don’t smoke rice kids
Its good shit
That rice got me high
Rice is the best
Eric I right
Nah, i smoke rice every day
My mom : Oh come on, the neighbour kids aren’t THAT weird.
The neighbour kids :
what you talking bout, they chill as FUUUUCK
högşfçhçfgçdlgöhşsötl
@tarek gamer R/Woooosh
Actually very relatable, I am an Indian and they are my neighbors
@tarek gamer but it’s not rude tho-
When I will be depressed I will come here to listen this masterpiece and watch the comments . Thank you ❤
Teacher: We’re going to China
Girls: Ugh
Boys:
*dancing intensifies*
*ye ye yoo intensifies*
Hol up which teacher say that
@@wearewearetogetherbulletpr387 Apologies, The history teacher
@@nicholie6169 no I mean who tf flies to china with school? I mean, my school is too lazy to get us to the park nearby lmao
Girls locker room: omg Ryan is so hot
Boys locker room:
*locker room
@AnnaBelle S I M P
Hold up, why are there girls in the boys locker room?
@@sameerpandey2024 I'm a girl
@@danielgao7891 no no he has a point
1:57 the lady in the pink dress starts her fitness activity
🤣🤣🤣
lmao
XD
@StephCurry the Choker lmao
@StephCurry the Choker lmao
My Chinese neighbors fighting upstairs all night.
When you need to sing and dance at gun point
Finally that's funny
2:04
@@sheepdoghr415 hope its funny
Wahahahahahahhaa
I can imagine thta
I love how the lady in pink looks so done with life the whole song.
GayFBI
In contrast to the second girl, whose enthusiasm could only be explained by that she thought it was her big break.
🤣
I mean sis barely got to sing and the song is like over 6 mins long so I would be too 😂
She dances cuz she thinks that may make something better of her life
Me: "trying to sleep"
The flies on the kitchen:
So funny I forgot to laugh
@@buffyshibatm2064 And You’re so Immature I forgot to roll my Eyes
@@buffyshibatm2064 🤣🤣🤣
@@MeMyselfIzz Do you know what a joke is my nigga-? Like I actually liked the comment Jesus Christ
@@buffyshibatm2064 n-word police
admit it, you've heard it more than once
Many times.
Yup
yes ,,, i admit it ... 4 times
Country Man in Texas: "yee haw!"
Country Man in China: "yo yo yee!"
A Chinese Texan : "yo yo yee haw!"
No it’s ni howdy
😂
Shaun Park 😂
@@shaunpark9602 ni yee yaw
Bruce Lee's weird cousins who smoke microwave rice
😂
😂🤣
wha
Facts lol
Lol
I can't walk into any Chinese fast food place without this playing in my head now
Lollll
Loool
Me too lollll
@@JORGELOPEZ-ks4ip nobody cares🖕
bruh
I used this to keep my nine month old sister awake until we got home
Hahaha
Toma no cu
Your the kind of person who'd title the Geneva convention: the Geneva suggestion
My brain cells during a job interview
This was a cry for help and we ignored.
:(
:)
Yes help for you
Yes, behind the camera was the chinese Military. If they dont sing and dance they got punished.
Yo yo yee forr real😢
my grandpa in vietnam war: Hey did you hear something?
The tree:
😂😂😂
This is Chinese music not Vietnamese....
Racist
Kwertee I said he was racist being he was implying that Chinese sounded like Vietnamese even tho they are way different. U should understand since your Vietnamese, don't u get tired of people saying that Vietnamese sounds Vietnamese when they are totally different
Chinese*
I showed this to my family and said this is the funniest song I have ever heard but it's a bit weird because it's six minutes long in chinese. My father then asked *"then why did you watched the whole video?"*
50 years old Karens in a chinese Restaurant when they say Ni hao
in a italian restaurant *
say bonjour*
The middle one is a guy xD
THIS SHIT MAD FUNNY BRUH
Ni hao is Chinese so it would normal there cause its a Chinese restaurant
Top 10 scariest sounds in the Vietnam war
I just shit my goddamn guts out.
Akbar Mulianda Rusdi Abidin Putra same tbh man, it’s the feeling
yeah xD
When the jungle says chào mừng đến với ruộng lúa mẹ kiếp.
The epic King yu yu hakusho opening
I kept it as my caller tune, now I'm in peace.
nobody is calling me anymore
0:53 “tarter sauce in my yo yo ye”
Lmfaoo
Her face tho..lmao
lol
LMAO 🤣🤣
🤣🤣
im singing this with my friends in the school talent show lol
well, how did you learn lyrics 🙂
I think that the talent show already happened, so, how it went?
wtf lol
@Jack shush baby boy
As Chinese myself, I didn’t understand 80% of the lyrics but almost laughed my ass off
lol
Is this Cantonese or Mandarin
I guess bat soup really do be giving good vibes
Tell us the 20%, We're curious what ya yo hee yee meee yee yoyo means 😁🤣
@@isawyou5517 deji lol, cries when he gets called out by his brother
I don't understand a single thing, but I'm rolling heavily on the floor
Music teacher: You can't be that bad at singing, come here, sing!
Me:
LMAO 😂
😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
I m dying
So this meansnur really great
Hey it's actually hard to sing like that
lol I'm dying
Song lyrics : *exists*
What i hear : yoo hua hua hua yaa heee
Despite knowing how to speak Mandarin to some degree I hear the same thing lmao
@@tektoastium7241 It's probably old or traditional Mandarin
They are adding yo yee between words lol
yoo hee
I hear xiao huahua le mayo
When im going to sleep..
Mosquitos be like..
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lmaooo
i dying lol
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Poop ehh
When an American person says Bonjour to the Italian waitress at a Japanese restaurant in Mexico:
Sadly overlooked at the Grammys
Lmao
@@IrieSanny what?
@@teasipperda3rd334 ruclips.net/video/OLpeX4RRo28/видео.html
@@LoveKrystal471 =sad fucked up kid exposed of being a troll
lol
Autotune:10%
Nude girls:0%
Bars:0%
Yowyhaauyau:100%
Wait 3k?Thanks buddies
Lol
This is why it's the best song
Yowyhaauyau!!
10000000% coronavirus
@@gorkemyalama Nei, det er det ikke, aldri mer av det, jeg vil tilbake til Tyrkia.
Since I’m marrying a Chinese, I’ll declare this as my wedding song 😂
Lmao
Youre gonna play a song about sex and shit drinking in your wedding
😂😂
😂
LOL
I’ve searched years… I heard this song in the background of a video once, I finally found it
No one:
Trumps nightmares:
edit: trump is not president anymore lol
OMGG HAHAHHA
Melania is trumps girl smh
GVH1305 so u know how trump hates China? He doesn’t want them to get stronger
😂
@@GVH1305 lol
Darth Vader in China brought me here.
Me too
That mask lol
Yes
me
Same lol
her voice sounds like nails on a chalk board, absolutely phenomenal
Well you mean it screeches so badly in your ears?
This is tradional Chinese voice it has been for 10,000 years
Well only for shows and stuff
Neanderthals, mammoths, JoJo, Spanish, the opium war,
Have you heard Peking Opera? RUclips it. You'll love it.
Both my ears AND my mind are now in distress!😂
Is it a bad thing that I actually, like this song and can’t stop listening to it?
You're not alone, at least this is very unique. I cant think of anything elae that sounds like this. I think theres more by these 3 Chinese
Definitely
Same haha
Same with me. I always want to hear . I don't know why.but it's so funny
Same
When you find out you are 0.0001% Chinese:
Que tal comer morcegos?
@guii チ kkk
I got 0.3% Chinese. Maybe it comes to my Mom's Ancestors cause My mom is Japanese and my dad is German so I think my great gregreat great great great grandparents ist Chinese
@@SweatyFingers084 oh nice info
Why do i keep coming back to this video lol
Luv ur pfp
For the yaw yee yaw of course
Need this answer for myself
same here xD
Watching this gold since 2008
When your dna say you're 1% chinese
You be like :
Lol I'm 1/4 Chinese & was thinking ꝥ 😂
@@kugul1683 Lol
As a Chinese, I can confirm I randomly get up at 4am and start singing this
@@Pureony I sing red sun in the sky or xue hua piao piao.
@@Pureony hello xue hue piao piao
Teacher: kids, we’re going on a class trip to China
Boys in the back: woh chin chun wunna yo yo yee
Such an underrated comment 😂
Racism
@@keiko_officialchannel1191 take that back right now
@@camtutran2268 it’s racism
@@camtutran2268 -_-
“ Dad can I listen to Gangnam style.”
Dad: We hace Gangnam style at home.
*Gangnam style at home*
I lost it 🤣🤣🤣
What? Gangnam style is K-pop and this is a Chinese song. Both are completely unrelated
yes
_Better than kpop_
Jail-
My last 3 braincells during the exam😂
0:53 tartor sauce in my yo yo yee
I DIED😂😂😂😂👌
@@majorfjodorov3511 😂😂😂
lmaoo
😂😂im dead😂
Lol
When they said “yoy yoy yee” i felt that.
A: what kind of music do you listen to?
Me: It's complicated
Oh, man. This is the song used in that purse snatching video where the whole neighborhood throws furniture on the two thieves who fell off their motorbike. 😂
Me after saying konichiwa to the chinese guy from the store:
Konnichiwa is Japanese
@@sophietheilgaard7686 No shit sherlock
@@sophietheilgaard7686 Welcome to the joke! Do you want something to drink?
@@cureholly. chinese brand soda lol
@Amisha Koottungal Joy read the 2 comments on top yours
Even funnier when you listen to this and read the comments at the same time💀😂😂
True
😅
Omg dude im dying how you know it im reading comment and listening to da WEIRD song and dying xD
Hilarious
i cried my ass off reading the comment with the music :D
My brain when I try to study seriously :
tea sipper da 3rd who hurt you lil bitch?
@@teasipperda3rd334 = Rotten trash with maggots and flies are flying around
@@teasipperda3rd334 gay 9 years old kid
@@teasipperda3rd334 nigga gay
@@teasipperda3rd334ur mom and ur dad doesn't even want you.
Je to nejlepší skladba na světě komu to pustím usmívá se a zapomene na starosti grandiózní, dokonalé, perfektní. 👍👍👍
Doctor : You got exactly 6 minutes and 11 seconds left to live
Me :
Lol
@Anshu Kumar ?
I mean, hey it's a good way to go out
Whyy 😂😂😂
The ladys' voices are the musical representation of drinking orange juice after brushing your teeth
STOP😂😂😂
I hate that you are so right about it😂
Wow! That is relatable!
Yellow dress and white shirt guy: singing and dancing normally
Pink dress girl: *intense arm swinging*
Youre really in it, isnt it?
Yellow girl: Singing straight shit
Dude She is also singing
The best Chinese POP
that is gonna be the best song in 2020
I am from the future just to tell you..you’re right
@@drako115 ceawles frt
Lol
@@savbeeing7376 no ur the wrongest
@@teasipperda3rd334 please improve your english
Wrongest 😂🤣 lol
Set this song as my alarm tone so I will wake up before it goes off. These three really helped me get my life together
@RAFAEL.master play 🇧🇷 😂😂😂
@RAFAEL.master play 🇧🇷 i need your help
@RAFAEL.master play 🇧🇷 there are people that are mean and these are actual people with no life on a website called: nationstates
I need your help to bring down as many of them as possible. This is for real
That's mean but valid.
+40000 social credit
When the main character learns the power of friendship and makes a musical about it:
Lol best one I have seen
XD
Is that a gd reference???
Specifically MLP
@@Nikoqwerty7 MLP stand for moaning learning person
I feel like I have just been CHINA ROLLED
Scientists: Every dream has a meaning.
Trump's dreams:
Martin Luther king has a dream :
Giorno Giovanna has a dream:
@@armin1724 You called?
@@freestateofeasterislands5099 yes
🤣🤣
no more Trump Trump is no longer president yes
When he said "清唱歌" I really felt that...
@Tejas get off the internet 😃
What if it means something really bad?
@@Rainnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn it just means please sing
@@win_cie 5666
”請唱歌“
Kid: “Can we listen to K-Pop?”
Mom: “No, We Have K-Pop at Home.”
*K-Pop At Home:*
I prefer this ccpop
*C-pop
@@ritademoura.cesardemoura257 ccp-pop
( Chinese communist party-pop)
@@pvideos7686 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@محمدالرويحي-ر2م hi
This is actually deep shit, it motivated me to get a bachelor in medicine and buy a house in the maledives
Seriooo? Mentira seriooo verdade essa história sua? Chocada tô super curiosa pra saber se e verdade.Saber que um hino desse te impulsionou assim forte.
the woman in the pink dress is like: what am i doing here? hahahaja
I don't have depression anymore
👌👌👌
Meowdy y'all
Good for you
:)
Pfft, you believe in depression?
Imagine The Behind the scenes of this video
Instructions:
The dance move of the song is to just bounce up and down, and fling your hands all around, cuz that's Hella stylish
This videoclip is the behind the scenes 😂
Must me awkward
Hshahahaha
Dancing kum fu
0:53 tartar sauce in yoyo yee
Can't unhear it
0:54 “Sauce in my yaw yaw yee”
🤣🤣🤣😂😂
Jesus
The sauce is bat soup I think
LOL XD
@@vitaminprotein2992 or maybe bat blood ketchup 😂‼️