@@Shendue Hey dipshit, I hate SJWs too but Aris has definitely been accused of being a pig in the past, to which he's more or less admitted & apologized for. Brush up on your FGC history before opening your mouth, kiiiid.
remember that episode of house with the hot girl model that fucked her dad only to tell them that she is actually a he do to the growth cycle during the fetus stage or w/e of a hormonal imbalance yea thats what Kayo has
The way aris says someone is famous at 11:33 , i just remembered what happened to tasty steve being salty and aris trying to "comfort" him.. "OF COURSE , THEY'LL LET YOU PLAY.. TASTY STEVE? YOU'RE A LEGEND AROUND HERE.. " full on dead bro
At first I thought Kayo Police had an unusually convincing feminine voice for a transgender, but the more I listen I think this impression is more a product of Japanese female celebrities so often speaking in unnaturally high voices that a good male falsetto + hormone treatments sounds relatively normal. Anyway, she's very cute. I wish her the best.
you can hear little bits of a male voice here and there. I work in a global company and I've talked to some of our Japanese customer service reps in English and they'd have a normal voice then as soon as a customer got on they'd jump to the high pitched japanese voice. It's more of a "this is how a girl should sound, high-pitched and soft"
This is golden. I lost it when Aris was explaining to Kayo that he prefers eating with fork and a knife over ''sticks'' and she thought that he was talking about eating a big steak from America. Can't script this.
This is like a super particular type of cringe that's also super adorable and precious and hilarious and completely just like... damn Aris you're nuts lmfao
XD, I love it! Our nerdiness supersedes language & cultural backgrounds. I like watching people who speak different languages but share common interest in a competitive scene doing their best to cooperate, Watching two cultures awkwardly come together warms my heart.
i might be wrong but at 7:35 aris says joshua and i think kayo thinks he says "joshi wa" meaning ladies. that's why she says ladies afterwards. and then aris says king and armor king and probably confused the hell out of her
Literally THE BEST commentary I have ever heard, especially because I can understand both sides! haha. Malice's commentary comes at a close second, though
3 years later and I still come back to watch this. Soooo hilarious! Would've been really sweet if they actually got together haha. Yes I know who Kayo Police and yes I know Aris did some womanizing crap a few years ago too. But still, that doesn't change the fact that the interaction between Kayo and Aris was great! I even bought that shirt with Aris and Kayo lol.
This is the only time I'm ever seen a fighting game with commentary and I wanted them to take off the full screen view of the game so I could see the commentators again.
My respect for Aris went up so high! ^_^ It was so cool the way how he acted around Kayo Police. Very respectful, kind, and I definitely that those two should get married :) Big ups to ARIS!!!
Aww, I guess the bromance is over. I was watching the Cyborg vs Kayo video. Aris said he loves Kayo but someone in the background told Aris about Kayo. Aris then said he doesn't love Kayo anymore and said he loves the camera woman.
Like they said in S;G: "The mannerisms and voice of a woman... No... More feminine than any woman. * But he's a guy. Taller than Mayuri, but so very thin... * But he's a guy. Looks great in a Miko outfit... * But he's a guy. It's already twilight. And yet, it's so hot. The cicadas are crying. But... * He's a guy. ... *He's a dude, but who cares ?!*" i'd hit that
I like the fact this is clean humor. Nothing wrong with dirty humor, its just the fact that there's so much of it now its kinda hard to find clean humor
Aris: "She's copying everything I say. That's cool...I love you, Aris" Kayo: "I rabu ehh.. nonononono" Aris: "Baited!" Me: "Joke's on you, buddy... If you know what I mean."
Did you guys even watch the video? 13:10 "It's crazy man, she kinda smells like a chick!". Aris isn't an idiot, of course he knew. He even mentioned being "formerly gay" somewhere, pretty sure he was referring to his "marriage" with Kayo. XD
Commentary where one person doesn't know English and the other refuses to talk about the match.
Beautiful.
😂😂😂😂😂😂
This is hilarious but I think it was more of the fact that he couldn't play off anyone as a co-commentator lmao
craziest 50/50 in fighting games right there...
This needs more attention
good parries from aris
Safe on wake up?
😂
atpShh
Aris gave no fucks about these matches lmao
Eric Williams lmao. I was just thinking that.
pUSSYcREAM The so called “female” sitting beside him is actually a Transgender so.....
He didn't specify WHAT hole.
idk what was happening but i think they knew she was a trap with the joke @ 13:20
@@Regularshowguy124 she's no transgender read her wikipedia so you can understand better. SHEESH
Aris was so young and innocent then..
Yung stoner
Maybe not innocent from perspective of sexual harrasment but you know people grow
@@DarkFoxOfAMVs Fr I'm happy at how much he changed since then
@Shinya Kogami yeah me too, now he just laughs at prostitutes atpRtsd
@@Shendue Hey dipshit, I hate SJWs too but Aris has definitely been accused of being a pig in the past, to which he's more or less admitted & apologized for. Brush up on your FGC history before opening your mouth, kiiiid.
we just found Aris's second weakness, besides playing online
BIIIGG FUCKING MISTAKE PLAYA!
This man said "Japanese commentary is often like GYEEEEEEEEH!!!!!!!! KWEEEEEH?!?" roflmaoooo
high tension lemme tell you about high tension
I feel like this is the ultimate reward for becoming fluent in English and Japanese... it becomes a new level of funny
Holy shi thats naps in the back i thought it was some indian woman lmao
Beauty and the Beast.
Srsly, what was Aris thinking. Look at that monster.
First Last good one xD
aris is a nice beauty , kayo is the disgusting beast
9:18 BAITED LMAO
HAHAHAHAHA IM SO GLAD I CLICKED THAT TIMESTAMP
LMAO, BEST BAIT
OLDEST TRICK IN THE BOOK
"Jimmy get back here" LOL
Hugo and Poison
🤣🤣💀
Yes 😂
😂😂😂
Hahaha best Hugo + Poison couples cosplay.
lmfaooo
She's goddamn adorable. I want to give her a hug.
TeamClusterTruck she is a he
Leo Oliveira Trans girls are still girls. Still cute. Still wanna hug.
TeamClusterTruck what I don't get is that he didn't go through any surgery. And he is extremely feminine.
remember that episode of house with the hot girl model that fucked her dad only to tell them that she is actually a he do to the growth cycle during the fetus stage or w/e of a hormonal imbalance yea thats what Kayo has
MikaiGamer if she was born a he, she was never a he to begin with, if the growth cycle said it's a boy, it's a boy.
its hilarious because Mr Naps is right behind them and and he speaks japanese. He's probably texting about the hilarity of it all.
Hold up.
Jimmy used to have *_HAIR????_*
Oh my god the exchange between these two is so priceless. "I had to use sticks." "Steaks? :D!!!!"
the struggle is real
He simply forgot to comment the matches. This is amazing.
The way aris says someone is famous at 11:33 , i just remembered what happened to tasty steve being salty and aris trying to "comfort" him.. "OF COURSE , THEY'LL LET YOU PLAY.. TASTY STEVE? YOU'RE A LEGEND AROUND HERE.. " full on dead bro
“Tasty Steve…of Ultra Chen?” So gold lol
I've seen this 5 times, still hasn't gotten old. This is the greatest thing to happen at Evo, sorry Grand Finals winners.
At first I thought Kayo Police had an unusually convincing feminine voice for a transgender, but the more I listen I think this impression is more a product of Japanese female celebrities so often speaking in unnaturally high voices that a good male falsetto + hormone treatments sounds relatively normal.
Anyway, she's very cute. I wish her the best.
you can hear little bits of a male voice here and there. I work in a global company and I've talked to some of our Japanese customer service reps in English and they'd have a normal voice then as soon as a customer got on they'd jump to the high pitched japanese voice. It's more of a "this is how a girl should sound, high-pitched and soft"
@ Dude...you're replying to ancient comments. Those people died decades ago.
@@theindiediary5950 😂😂
@@theindiediary5950 i'll reply to you then. I DON'T KNOW KAYO IS A TRANSGENDER!!??
@@theindiediary5950 bruh 😂😂
damn jimmyj looking like shang tsung
Jimmy J has come a long way
That was sooo funny!! Kayo is so lovely I don't care if she's a man or woman. She's a lovely person!!!
This is golden. I lost it when Aris was explaining to Kayo that he prefers eating with fork and a knife over ''sticks'' and she thought that he was talking about eating a big steak from America. Can't script this.
She said he has a bushy beard
ひげ もじゃもじゃ
beard "bushy bushy"
(one piece fans should know the word "ひげ")
I recognized "Hige" from School Rumble lol.
omg school rumble my favourite anime.
Pururururu pururururururru
kachakkkkk 😂
ひげ is not just from One piece XD
I noticed Hige from 7 years of Japanese lessons, but Moja Moja is new to me
The classic interracial refusal. "Will you marry me? I have no money." "ah, I can't speak english."
That’s what my girlfriend said to me after 3 years of dating.
Just listening without the video is enough to make my day, Aris, you're the man!
This is like a super particular type of cringe that's also super adorable and precious and hilarious and completely just like... damn
Aris you're nuts lmfao
Aris hung with traps before it was cool.
"Get the hell out of here, Jimmy!"
"It's okay. I understand..."
Jimmy is a true bro.
Kayo: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH.. Aris: i agree. Lmao
I'll never get over the miscommunication between steak and sticks. lolol.
Aris : " Got Kayopolice over here were gonna get married on the stage "
Kayo nods lol
And aris doesn't even know
My god, I have to agree this is the best tekken commentary ever. Dat elmer fudd bait xDDDDD
XD, I love it! Our nerdiness supersedes language & cultural backgrounds. I like watching people who speak different languages but share common interest in a competitive scene doing their best to cooperate, Watching two cultures awkwardly come together warms my heart.
i might be wrong but at 7:35 aris says joshua and i think kayo thinks he says "joshi wa" meaning ladies. that's why she says ladies afterwards. and then aris says king and armor king and probably confused the hell out of her
😂😂😂
the way Kayo says "potato" is too freaking cute.
"she kinda smells like a chick... its weird.." I'm ded
Literally THE BEST commentary I have ever heard, especially because I can understand both sides! haha. Malice's commentary comes at a close second, though
3 years later and I still come back to watch this. Soooo hilarious! Would've been really sweet if they actually got together haha. Yes I know who Kayo Police and yes I know Aris did some womanizing crap a few years ago too. But still, that doesn't change the fact that the interaction between Kayo and Aris was great! I even bought that shirt with Aris and Kayo lol.
Where can I buy the shirt?
I don't think it was womanizing at all but alright.
EVO Chat will always remember Aris & Kayo Forever.
But why though? Why would they put these two to commentate despite the language barrier and all that? I'm tryin' ta undurstenddddddddddd
+Dan Dez
well, it worked out. also, they actually didn't comentet the whole thing or at least that's what i think
I think this it about the time Aris started to be widely considered the best commentator in the tekken community so maybe an ego check?
Dan Dez Tekken language barriers in a nutshell
I have no money...... LMFAO !!!!!
People wouldn't make such a big deal about Kayo being born a boy if it weren't for the fact that that makes her ten times hotter.
Jet Jenkins to a gay man, yes, if a girl being a man makes it hotter for you.
WAIT WAIT WAIT
I came back after learning Japanese and the miscommunications are hilarious.
I honestly believe Aris would marry Kayo Police and I believe they would make the best couple ever!
A nice gay couple.
they'd make beautiful children oops
You can't force two puzzle pieces that don't fit, you know?
this is the crossover episode of the Aris show that i didn't know i needed
A guy that can be girlier than a girl. Some1 fked up.
JK it is all in the individual..... I'm just saying >.>
“Jimmy get the hell outta here”
“Jimmy get back here”
😵🤣😂
I've been looking for this for awhile lol
I always wondered if Aris knew or not. Has he ever talked about it?
He's talked about eclairs.
He knew, he even says in the video: "She smells like a chick, it's kind a wierd.". He is just cool man.
this is my favorite piece of evo ever
now that I can speak some japanese this gets 10x funnier LMAO
*_Right?????_* 😂 😂 😂
yo can one of you stoners make some subtitles for us english only folk
Mr. Naps with long hair and Aris and Kayo Police going to be married c/o Mr. Wizard.... Times have changed.
Lmao, im laughing harder at Naps just being there.
I have watched this commentary as well as the "End of Kayo's Adventures" and "Aris
Aris sounds like hes fine with what ever as long as he gets to smash
Just came back to revisit this video after many many years because of "Get the hell outta here Jimmy".
5:24 LOL She thought he was talking about yakiniku!
i like it how almost every comment talks about kayo's gender and not about fighting games
13:58
Get the hell out from that seat jimmy 😂.
Aris was falling in love with kayo satoh
This is pure gold. Well done playa
"I love you Aris" - tricked her like some schoolgirl =]
"Rabbit Season, Duck Season" almost killed me.
zero fucks were givin to the match, damn she's clean though
Eazy AMVs she a she man, transgender yes, but they want to be called the gender they want to be
Michael Dallaire but still a he....
@Michael Dallaire i wanna be called Batman.
@@EmperorThePro if u tell that same thing to ur boss, I'll respect it
I wasn't watching the fights.I love their conversation.. this is so cute :))
damn this shits 10 years old and tekken still sucks
pysche
This is the only time I'm ever seen a fighting game with commentary and I wanted them to take off the full screen view of the game so I could see the commentators again.
Avoiding the weeb trap
That's indeed one of my favorit EVO moment - so much fun :)
My respect for Aris went up so high! ^_^
It was so cool the way how he acted around Kayo Police. Very respectful, kind, and I definitely that those two should get married :)
Big ups to ARIS!!!
Ohhh man this is awesome commentary
9:21 rofl
Rabbit season duck season? Wow that was a nice and subtle reference!
"You're 100% perfect... dude." He finally acknowledged it.
This was pretty much the only thing that made the Tekken tourny watchable. Then Kayo left and the top 8 Bob-athon started and my brain bled a little.
How can you not like Rice and Fish?!
Felix Thomas when you're deathly allergic to them lol I'm pretty sure then you won't like rice and fish
Aww, I guess the bromance is over. I was watching the Cyborg vs Kayo video. Aris said he loves Kayo but someone in the background told Aris about Kayo. Aris then said he doesn't love Kayo anymore and said he loves the camera woman.
Damn. Secret Hotdog?
Like they said in S;G:
"The mannerisms and voice of a woman...
No... More feminine than any woman.
* But he's a guy.
Taller than Mayuri, but so very thin...
* But he's a guy.
Looks great in a Miko outfit...
* But he's a guy.
It's already twilight.
And yet, it's so hot.
The cicadas are crying.
But...
* He's a guy.
... *He's a dude, but who cares ?!*"
i'd hit that
This was the video that made me a stoner.
And gay.
This is very possibly the best thing ever.
I'd still go for it
You'd be insane not to
I like the fact this is clean humor. Nothing wrong with dirty humor, its just the fact that there's so much of it now its kinda hard to find clean humor
Aris: "She's copying everything I say. That's cool...I love you, Aris"
Kayo: "I rabu ehh.. nonononono"
Aris: "Baited!"
Me: "Joke's on you, buddy... If you know what I mean."
"I'm good wife" LMFAO, I could make a book on comedic quotes based off of this video.
man...I wanna see the full stream.
jsut to let you guys know, yakiniku is what kayo was talkin about, it's korean bbq, not chopsticks
".... kinda smells like.... a chick?"
lmaoooooo
I CAN NOT BELIEVE I MISSED THIS!
Jimmy get the hell out of here.
Be honest, they’d be great together
BAITED!
Mr Naps looked so different back then holy shit
BAITED
I want to contribute subtitles but the option is turned off T_T
So much cringe in this video if you understand japanese language LMAO
If this is cringe u re some very home schooled man
@SinisterMinister I understand japanese and its not, they just don't understand each other very well...
2:36 "I have no money" This didn't age well.
Did Aris know that was a man?
prolly not
Did you guys even watch the video? 13:10 "It's crazy man, she kinda smells like a chick!".
Aris isn't an idiot, of course he knew. He even mentioned being "formerly gay" somewhere, pretty sure he was referring to his "marriage" with Kayo. XD
Kayo's gonna be at evo this year. Wonder if she's going to commentate with Aris again.