Bird & Macdonald- World's Dirtiest Song

[@LilNickySchauer413]

When you use to thought this song was a classic in mid 2000s but you realize that this slapped for a decade before you were born! 😅

[@fanfictionandthings784]

Lmao, is it bad that I've listened to this so many times that I've memorized it? Here, I'll leave the lyrics here before someone else in the comment section does... ;)
There was an old farmer
Who lived by a rock,
He sat in the meadow,
A-shaking his
Fist at some boys who
Were down by the crick,
Their feet in the water,
Their hands on their
Marbles and playthings,
And in days of yore,
There came a young lady,
She looked like a
Pretty young creature,
She sat on the grass,
She pulled up her dresses
And showed us her
Ruffles and laces
And white fluffy duck,
She said she was
Learning a new way to
Bring up her children
And learn them to knit
While the boys in the barnyard
Were shoveling
Refuse and litter
From yesterday's hunt,
While the girl in the meadow
Was rubbing her
Eyes at the fellows,
As girls sometimes do,
To make it quite clear
That she wanted to
Go for a nice pleasant
Stroll on the grass,
Then hurry back home
For a nice piece of
Ice-cream and cake
That stood three layers tall,
And after dessert,
She was ready to
Go for another walk
Down by the dock
With any young man
With a sizeable
Roll of one-hundreds
And a big bulge up front,
If he'd ask politely,
She'd show him her
Little pet dog who
Was subject to fits,
Then maybe, she'd let him
Grab hold of her
Small, tender hands with
A movement so quick,
Then she'd bend on over
And suck on his
Soda so sweetly, 'til
She'd finished it,
Then pulled down her panties
To rub on her
Hip that she bruised when
She ran down the halls,
Cuz he'd tried to force her
To lick on his
Candy so tasty made
Of butterscotch,
And then he spread whipped cream
All over her
Cookies that she had
Been baking all night,
If you think this is dirty,
You're f***ing well right!
;D ;D

[@deyzdeadlord5963]

Thanks for thelyrics

[@fanfictionandthings784]

@@deyzdeadlord5963 yw

[@Stephenmcgarrymcgarry-mz4ie]

Old school fin can we go bk to those days please

[@chauquanshengnamchoom]

Still better than modern pop music.

[@punkymonkey7507]

Great song

[@shellarella]

I’ve searched for this after seeing them with Redd Foxx. Such outstanding great comedy from our good ole days!! Thanx for sharing this!

[@rdeshane8041]

🙄👼🗡️ 🎶And it's nooooo, naaaaay, never...👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 No, nay, never, no moooooooore...will I plaaaaaaay the 🐺...no, neveeeeeer...no mooooooore...🎶 - The High Kings.

[@TyrannoJoris_Rex]

This had to have been an inspiration for Wendy’s audition song from South Park

[@MrDiplomata]

Terrence Popp brought me here!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

[@tupack361]

this comment section is a wasteland

[@icyhotryan9339]

Lol

[@tthomaselli2]

What show was this from?...

[@briansolito1572]

Red Foxx's Dirty, Dirty Jokes

[@Assassin5003]

1st after over one year lmao

[@djcontana2.0]

What! Wow
Well at least I'm second :P

[@tspoonhunter]

@@djcontana2.0 I know the Guitar Player well. Hell of a nice man.