The Future of Humanity
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- Опубликовано: 13 май 2021
- You know what Sarah, maybe I am the last man on earth
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Imagine being left on earth with 1 other person and they are the single kinkiest entity in existence
awesome
Good End.
I'm upn't for it
I'm late at the trend of putting n't at the end of words
I finish that meteorite's job
I'm good with it.
Not like there's anyone to judge me for it
"Spit in my mouth for mankind" is something I never thought I'd hear ever in my life. _Boy was I wrong_
I'm glad that you were wrong.
if only you knew what an alaskan pipeline was...
Is it something they need to look up.... for mankind? 🤫🤣
@@Wheelie1999 I just looked it up... I am very *frightened*
@@kaleria608 I think I'm almost done
I can't express how much I need a 4 minute version of this song.
Same
I will perform a burlesque routine to a longer version.
@@GlittervoidGamecraft As long as it involves Mod Podge and/or drybrushing tips, I'm in.
@@StraveTube I will do whatever it takes for humanity!
I will fuck for this
The "it's time to fuuuuck" always gets me laughing. Good work.
For mankind.
@@paddor Yea, but I obviously didn't watch it only once.
@@paddor One does not simply watch a tom cardy video once. No. One must milk every drop of serotonin from them in several hour binge sessions
Every. Single. Time.
@CrunchyWrists The secret no one talks about is Tom cardy actually has only 50 fans who watch each of his videos thousands of times, hence the high view count. Dude is actually SO NICHE. (We all like bonsai too, of course.)
With all the synthesized singing, the regular "I think I'm almost done!" gets me every time.
I respect your decisions as an artist, but I want to know what happens next in the businessman's story.
Hmmmm maybe he will come back ...
Pretty sure he’s a fuckin cop
@@whette_fahrtz nah he is a business man with business plan
@@tomcardy1 YES! plz
@@swagatdas4787 And he just wants to make you money in business-land
Vibing v-hard rn
Thanks for bringing me here
Thanks for sharing this amazing song
Zone-Sama continues to demonstrate their impeccable taste.
ПОСЛЕДНИЙ САПИЕН - книга, которую должен прочитать каждый, если действительно беспокоит будущее наших человеческих рабочих мест и благополучия.
@@drkmatterchscake49 how were you brought here?
Demolishing Mother Teresa with an Alaskan Pipeline is not an image I thought I would be confronted with when I woke up this morning, yet here we are...
You made me google it, you monster T_T
I didn't know what that was so I googled it
Now my life is separated into the before times and the horror of the knowledge
What is that?
@@kylie5209 the act of pooping in to a condom, freezing the rubber overnight, then inserting it in to ones anus - Urban dictionary...........
@@SingularisFox I just went to urban dictionary and I'm quite imaginative but I would never be able to guess what it meant. Hahahah
Not quite sure how a 69 will help but I must definitely trust Tom Cardy
It's for mankind.
You don't know if it helps if you don't try it, so...
better safe than sorry aha
remember, tommy knows best
personally i'm not sure how an alaskan pipeline of all things is gonna solve anything here but i guess if itll save mankind....
If its ever up to me and one other person to repopulate the earth, we better still have access to music because I'm not doing it without this song in the background
I come back to this song every now and then and think about how good the line
"spit in my mouth (for man kind)" is.
Bravo
this is hilariously catchy. can’t wait to blast this in my car
Just did over 500 miles today. I can confirm it is blast in the car-worthy.
Just a normal day driving to work, car driving pass me blasting “WE HAVE TO COPULATE”
@@thomasway0320 REPOPULATE REPOPULATE WE'VE GOT TO COPULATE
Well damn. That didn't need to slap as hard as it did. Now its time to leave it on repeat for hours on end until I hate it 🙌
update: its been a week and i still fucking love it!
@@Gentle_Chu I want to give him money and get an album of fabulous comedy music! D: I NEED IT!
Ah yes, over fixation on a song that tickles just right.
I think I want him to sing my songs I wrote, since I'm not a singer or a musician, I just like to write, he's perfectly goofy enough.
in 2084 when the last two humans are about to get down, i will personally come back from hell to haunt them with this song
Wait, hell?
@@toymaster4041 yeah obviously do you think any of us are going to heaven /j
Man, it's so catchy. This is gonna be in my head on repeat for the meeting in 2 hours.
Update: The song was indeed on repeat while I attended the meeting.
did you share it with your coworkers / Boss? If not, do so!
Literally this has been stuck in my head for the past 2 days. I've never had a song stuck for that long. I think I need to see the doctor.
I had the single worst idea to send this to my friend, not because of subject material, but so she too can have this absolute banger of a song stuck in her head
I cry in the shower every day for mankind
That's it. You've gone and made me do it. Subscribed.
Fuck yeeeeeeeee
Yeah I saw this dude on Reddit and now I'm subscribed
@@tomcardy1 Everyone I've shown this song wants a longer version, just saying lol
Same
You are one of the most under rated content creators by a country mile right now. Well done.
I know this is a month old comment and I don't know how many subs he had then but bruh has 73k subs, hardly underrated.
@@mrastronautglennreading this with him being at 1.6 million only 2 years later brings joy to my heart
can u release longer version of this so we can listen while spitting in mouths for mankind
Longer? It's already 1 min 13 seconds too long!
If anything it’s too long.
what, you want the song to last longer than you do?
@@xscorpiogamingx3166 how dare you
Huge Daft Punk vibes... Miss them already :'(
And Gotye!
its far better than most daft punk songs i would even say :p
If daft punk started singing “have a 69 for mankind”
I would give ANYTHING for a longer version of this song. It just makes me SO SO SO happy. Please please please consider continuing this amazing song/story....like I'm also just legit invested in the story of it.
Disgusted the algorithm isn’t pushing more content like this. Your stuff is-a very good. Aussie humor just hit right
it's up to US to push it out there. I just tweeted it to Elon Musk lmao
Had to check what "alaskan pipeline" is. I'm not sure that's going to help with repopulation
I absolutely regret checking what an alaskan pipeline is.
@@Holtijaar same 😂
How is nobody talking about him deepthroating the mic at 0:38?! Is it because they’re all too busy laughing from “it’s time to FUUUUUCK?” I kinda understand if it is. The delivery of that line is gold
That ain't deep. Still good tho
I could listen to this all day, mate. Everything is perfect. The groove, the funk, the mix, it's all great. You've found your spotlight.
As a non-native English speaker (I'm French and not tired yet), I didn't know what an Alaskan pipeline was. I wish it stayed that way.
FINALLY an anthem for the 2020's
underrated comment
no seriously,.... this is underrated!
I'm definitely gonna send this to all my Tinder dates. I'll report back in 6 months
Patrick - 34M - "We've got to fuck for mankind."
commenting to see if this gets anywhere
Waiting eagerly for an update on this one :)
Also hoping to hear an update on this one in a few months!
so, how did it go?😃
Your great man. This and "fuck this song" were hilarious, and this one is an absolute banger.
This video is pure perfection.
Great music
Great humor
That epic tshirt
That moustache
10/10 would watch again
Didn’t realize TWRP was singing NSP songs now.
MY EXACT THOUGHTS XD
real shit brutha
I thought the same thing ahahha
They've been doing that since 2015 at least.
ruclips.net/video/uOWWaRbZucE/видео.html&ab_channel=TWRPtube
NSP has been Brian and Dan + TWRP for a while now.
@@KaleWhip yea but thats not them singing an NSP song. Thats their song. They dont exactly write overly comedic sex songs like this.
"Repopulating" from two humans always comes with a lot of implied close-family incest.
Absolutely amazing song which while listening to i had to cover my face in mortification even though i am home alone by myself. There's references in this song i am scared to google.
I had to drive over 500 miles today and this song was on loop for at least half of them.
I wish I hadn't googled what an alaskan pipeline is
i got this recommended to me randomly and now ive been watching all of your songs for hours
I think the repeated "Repopulate" build up is my favorite part musically. You should definitely repeat it as some part of the last chorus of the song, the rhythm is so good.
You're a genius.
A straight up banger my dude
I know a lot of songs on the channel are funny, but dude you have some serious talent. I'll definitely be looking forward to more content
what a goddamn bop
This so clever and well done.. you obviously have a very good understanding of what makes a song catchy cause this is catchy as fuck. I hope your popularity sky rockets cause you deserve it man!
Beautifully done. already sent it to all my friends
Haha thanks!
This is like it came straight off a NSP / TWRP album, I love it
Right?!
You've got a great balance of humor and music, can't wait to see you keep growing!
He's giving off some Daft Punk vibes
Growing like your hair
You are killing it with the weekly upload dude
Please keep the resolution at 480p. It's perfect as it is.
This is catchy to the extreme and really good. Absolutely love it
"I think I'm almost done!" LOL
Based on the inflection on the last word, he was done.
I really needed this after daft punk broke up.
Good god just found you today and working my way back through all your content. Incredible. This is the kind of original shortform content I grew up with on the platform. We need more of this. Fuck yes man!
Absolutely awesome song, already stuck in my head 😂😂 you're gonna go places
i can't express how badly i want a colab with you, TWRP and NSP
god yes
I need a whole album and I need it yesterday!!! Don't ever stop doing what you do!
This is seriously amazing. I’ve listened to it like 30 times now.
I want an album on my desk by the end of this year
Keep them coming dude, these are FIRE!!!
Something about the vibe of your shirt makes this a thousand times better
I think this might be my favorite one yet
Finally! Somebody else who thinks Mother Teresa is frickin' hot!
Apparently Gandhi too.
Down bad
you are literally the definition of get jesus
touch grass go touch grass right now go touch grass NOW
Have you seen her in ERB?
Waiting for this banger to drop on RUclips Music and Spotify
I've listened to this on loop for far too long. Help
Just found your channel after randomly passing this vid on reddit. Checked the older vids to see if this was a one-off. But they're all bangers. They all slap to a massive degree. Good shit.
Same!!
this song is good but there's too many times where i would've gotten caught singing this in public
Getting real TWRP vibes from this one.
Yes indeed
It is like a more desperate version of Atomic Karate
@@NautilusSpiral jdjdjdjdjdjjdjdjdjd omg yes
Yes same thing
You got a new fan. Please keep going I need more of these insanities !!
This is the best song you have done mate, pure quality ... ‘spit in my mouth for mankind’ it’s f*cking genius !!!
I'm calling it: this is gonna be Tom's breakthrough!
This video will get millions of views soon
I didn't know Begbie could sing!
Edit:. Now that I've actually watched the video, well done!
Please, PLEASE, put this on Spotify.
I am BEGGING you, this jams super hard.
This has been stuck in my head for the last week and I've loved every fucking minute of it.
This is like
NSP +
TWRP +
Seth Everman +
Porn moustache (and a King Gizzard t-shirt)
I think I'm here for it
Another absolute banger
I love the little nod to Ace Ventura/ Crying Game with the leg raise when singing about 'crying in the shower'. lol
I have been listening to this on repeat for a few days now. It is genius
How has this not hit 1M views?! This is a smash hit 🎯
I never thought i d be so entertained by a song
No hyperbole, this is one of the greatest things I've seen on RUclips
This song is pure joy and hilarity. Thank you so much for your music man, if you play shows or ever start I'll be flying out homie
You have the best shorts, both video-wise and pants-wise.
Another amazing banger. I can't believe you don't have an album yet. LET ME BUY IT PLEASE.
At least 7,000 of the views on this are just me, with this on a loop.
Tom holds that tambourine in the beginning like it’s the key to saving the planet.
Amazing stuff for real, I really wish you would release a full album of your songs!!
We desperately need a 4 minute version of this
You got what you requested in the "4055" Video. Who's turn is it next?
This song sounds like the hidden track on a Daft Punk CD lol
this song has been stuck in my head for weeks. i love it!
Fricking awesome! Thank you kind Tom Cardy!
Why isn't your stuff on Spotify?? I would legit like listening to your song 👌
If we ever make contact with aliens, I want this to be the first thing they see. They'd be groovin' perplexedly and would be strangely drawn to the stache. We'd be safe.
Thanks for this - my favorite part was everything
Comedian Dara O'Brian was recommending you on Twitter the other day, and thank god I saw it. You work is brilliant! lol
Everyone after WW2 ended be like
Plot twist: everyone was fine the entire time
The double-clap at 0:46 got me
this song needs a longer bridge or a full chorous of that "its time to make some love" "i think im almost done" high low with the bassy "We've got to fuck for mankind" I fucking love those 2 sets of vocals that just breaks up the distorted bassy/celestial voice.
I just looked up the meaning of ‘alaskan pipeline’
i see that king gizzard shirt
Damn those ten seconds between 00:29 and 00:39 are great af, I can't get enough of it, good job keep it going like this!
Did you need more recognition. You are awesome XD