This was so nonsensical yet coherent that it perfectly captures the feeling of a dream. It reminds me of a nightmare I once had where I was reading a book about teeth, explaining that babies cry so much because their teeth are too big for their jaws, causing pain. I woke up after flipping through to some terrifying diagrams.
Teeth are ALWAYS amazing for surreal content. I’m happy to finally have a guide that properly tells me how to care for them instead of those pesky “lol just snort the toothpaste” ads. I mean, am I a plebeian? I have tons of bowls of tar.
@RUclips Just went crazy Do you need help with your Dentridand Dental Advanced Toothcare Kit? I'll gladly help with a slow, careful extraction and insertion so you can focus on your terrorific singing that nobody here asked about .
[Fridge] Well everyone has their teeth go grey Just eat yeast and it'll go away! [Steak] But how much have you had today? Too much yeast makes your teeth go grey!
@@Anna-zt8he yeah I have a special recipe Step one: go coal mining until you find black tar heroin (its type of coal) Step two: grind down the coal until its a fine black powder. Step three: pour all of the powder into a mixer. It should come out as tar. Step four: pour all the tar into a bowl and put it in the microwave for about 2 hours. If not then you can eat it cold Step five: whilst you’re waiting for the tar you can break your neighbours window and collect the shards of glass to give the tar that sharp taste Now your meal is ready and you’re about to have serious problems with your health. Enjoy.
As someone who is aspiring to be in dental care one day I thought it was amazing now I feel so informed about the works of caring for you teeth. Thank you!
9/10 Doctors recommend the Dentridand Dental Advanced Toothcare Kit. [Mumbled screams, followed by a gunshot] 9/9 Doctors recommend the Dentridand Dental Advanced Toothcare Kit.
Thank you for informing me about these Teethormimorimomiumdolomaninus for my Dentridand Dental Kit! Ordered Right now. Thank you so much! Didn't even know what was in my mouth!!
Hi just finished seeing my doctor and they had this video playing in the lobby, very unique video and just found you on RUclips! Thank you for the educational video!
Me: casually eating 27 bowls of tar with a side of fibreglass insulation every other pleb in the room: eats Wyoming the dentist: “what kind of PSA’s have we been broadcasting?!”
I'm going to the dentist on Saturday and I was quite nervous about this procedure until I found this. I feel so comfortable now that I know what my dentist is going to do; thanks!
Fiber glass insulation has to be one of the best foods in my opinion. Great taste and can do wonders for your teeth, what's not to love? It's Delicious and nutritious! Can highly recommend it to anyone who aspires to have healthy teeth :)
“It is likely you have a few of your own” *what do you mean “likely.” does that mean that there’s a chance that i could have no teeth for the rest of my life-*
Hey Angel addressed the copyright issue you guys were having, you should look into it, they accidentally removed the credit towards you but have since added it back.
Xploshi's artistic growth from "sonic.exe"-type parodies to full on Tim & Eric-style postmodern surrealism is so magical.
For real?
Down to the teeth-pulling, dare I say
Ye
Tim and Eric, yes!!!!
Your avatar is gold
thanks for information 👍
Agree 👍
Mhm
🤯
Yes I agree
Bæzinga
I love videos of nothing but true facts.
same
Yo 2 verified people at once!
@@medevialpuppet3695 ikr 😅
Literally just commented “this feels like a huggbees vid
Indeed
I literally just purchased a teeth for my kids the other day so this is perfect timing, thank you xxx
Your kids already have teeth but I'll search up is teeth for sale
2:27 whats the song that starts playing?
I've heard that before but I wasn't able to find out what it was
@@LeshaunDinglenutfan7095 :/
I could totally see an actual dentist's waiting room playing this on a TV as a joke.
One should hope... maybe like an april fools thing.
The world needs humor.
The coolest dentist in the world
please
Haha ez
When the wisdom teeth removal anesthesia starts kicking in
This was so nonsensical yet coherent that it perfectly captures the feeling of a dream.
It reminds me of a nightmare I once had where I was reading a book about teeth, explaining that babies cry so much because their teeth are too big for their jaws, causing pain. I woke up after flipping through to some terrifying diagrams.
I wish I knew what it looks like.
Did you know that inside infant skulls, the adult teeth are located inside the bones of the jaw, waiting to grow out?
I can agree.
@@0_dearghealach_083in toddler skulls. Baby skulls don't have the teeth yet
"The pre molars don't do anything useful and aren't worth talking about"
stuff like this is why my humor is deteriorating
*improving
evolving ✨
"If you are watching this tape, it is LIKELY that you have a FEW of your own."
I love how casually unsettling that line is.
I love myself a good diet of broken glass, other teeth, and raw eggs. With a side of tar, some more tar and a little bit of fiber glass
My diet is eating floppas
@@TodGeist healthy, but you should add some tar to that diet
Contrary to popular belief, Wyoming is safe to eat if you cut out the yellowstone
@@F0UR3V3R I mean, why would you eat a giant Gmod texture error in the form of a state?
@@icyatlasartworks Because a mans hungry
very informative thank you
🦷
How's things, Berd?
Teethormimorimomuimdolomaninus
@An Individual no it has four
5@@battlecatsnerd
The Tooth Fairy has been real quiet since this baby tooth dropped into the Miracle Soak.
⭐
👖
1:25 caught me off guard and I love it.
Fun fact: 9/10 Dentists recommend getting a Dantridand Dental Advanced Toothcare Kit
The other 1/10 dentists were executed for misinformation.
@@thescarvedinsect Actually they had a drug overdose. Or was that Brittney Spears?
9.5 now agree,half the 1dentist did not.
That 1 dentist really hates lack of business
the other 1/10 were never heard from again
"The pre-molars don't do anything useful and aren't worth talking about."
I mean, he's not wrong.
wait what non parody content holy shit
This is definitely not a parody anyone who’s questions that
Is dead to me
@@qobleq he said non parody content
2:27 whats the song that starts playing?
While this video didn't do as well as your others, it's one of your best imo
That Latin word for teeth bit was fantastic, and come to think of it, this has MAJOR don't hug me I'm scared vibes
Algorithmic reply
Another one
I can't even tell if that's real or not, I wouldn't put it past latin to have such a word
It gives off more fnaf vhs vibes for me.
@@superpokemonbros.9441 True, an exotic butter in there would've sounded natural
"but it's a temporary solution to an unending problem"
Getting existential, are we?
Wow, this guy’s a mindful masterpiece. Bones to consume edible, inanimate objects? Incredible!
*Girl
Lol, I think they’re referring to the character in the video not xploshi herself.
@@zicdragon correct :D
They were an animated object and they tech aren boners
Sam the only good neckbord
Teeth are ALWAYS amazing for surreal content. I’m happy to finally have a guide that properly tells me how to care for them instead of those pesky “lol just snort the toothpaste” ads. I mean, am I a plebeian? I have tons of bowls of tar.
"-Fiberglass insulation."
me, eating fiberglass insulation: *Ah shit, they're onto me!*
@RUclips Just went crazy Do you need help with your Dentridand Dental Advanced Toothcare Kit? I'll gladly help with a slow, careful extraction and insertion so you can focus on your terrorific singing that nobody here asked about .
It's fine if you eat that, just avoid anything blue
@@__jonbud______________________ *Holy shit you fucking killed her, dude!*
@@geckmelon or Wyoming
Or potatoes.
This is Omega Mart type surrealism and I love it.
This was surprisingly educational.
@RUclips Just went crazy shut
@@sillylilclown Its one of those meditation video links is it. Please hurry I'm tempted to click the youtube link.
No! It's fake teeth propaganda! We have real teeth! Get real!
I hope this is sarcastic
In relation to what
3:36 best part is that they never tell you how to get the teeth out of the miracle soak even though you can’t touch it
Simple. Just use T W E E Z E R S !
o yea i just noticed now
Look at those nice green chompers, absolute goals 🤩🤩
This feels like something you’d find on a random CD in the back of your closet
The stuff about what foods we should eat reminds me of DHMIS 5 with the “white sauce” and how it’ll make your teeth go grey.
Coom
@@paytonlupo5060 y e s
The "simple" health shape is a video:
[Fridge]
Well everyone has their teeth go grey
Just eat yeast and it'll go away!
[Steak]
But how much have you had today?
Too much yeast makes your teeth go grey!
Aspic!
"I SHALL EAT THE STATE OF WYOMING, AND NOBODY CAN STOP ME!"
bowl of tar with some sprinkled broken glass, really good and i highly recommend
Do you have a recipe for that
@@Anna-zt8he yeah I have a special recipe
Step one: go coal mining until you find black tar heroin (its type of coal)
Step two: grind down the coal until its a fine black powder.
Step three: pour all of the powder into a mixer. It should come out as tar.
Step four: pour all the tar into a bowl and put it in the microwave for about 2 hours. If not then you can eat it cold
Step five: whilst you’re waiting for the tar you can break your neighbours window and collect the shards of glass to give the tar that sharp taste
Now your meal is ready and you’re about to have serious problems with your health. Enjoy.
@@-Jest3r- i heard this recipe has so many vitamins!
And with a rusty spoon
With powdered fiberglass maybe?
“Name one food that is blue.”
“Blue berries.”
“BLUEBERRIES ARE F******** PURPLE!!”
nobody:
literally nobody:
the TV in the waiting room:
Exactly
😂😂
Yeah
And no audio other than terrible subtitles
nah, this is fairly normal compared to whatever the fuck unfolds in waiting rooms
As someone who is aspiring to be in dental care one day I thought it was amazing now I feel so informed about the works of caring for you teeth. Thank you!
I was like “huh this is pretty normal” and my expression got more and more horrified as the miracle soak showed up
Credit card : *declines*
Dentist : 2:50
"The pre molars don't do anything useful and aren't worth talking about"
The pre molars: alright, imma head out-
That subtle intonation nod to Huggbees at the pre-molars killed me
This feels almost borderline Tim and Eric level insanity, I love it!
2:09 W Y O M I N G
Wait nevermind it doesn't exist.
Wyoming
I like how broken glass is listed as a savory food
1:55 BOWL OF TAR BOWL OF TAR BOWL OF TAR BOWL OF TAR BOWL OF TAR Fruits BOWL OF TAR
And fiberglass insulation
@@starrberrii And steak
@@777omenAND RALPH WIGGUM
This feels like something people would watch in the Fallout universe
9/10 Doctors recommend the Dentridand Dental Advanced Toothcare Kit.
[Mumbled screams, followed by a gunshot]
9/9 Doctors recommend the Dentridand Dental Advanced Toothcare Kit.
I can already tell this is gonna be great!
@RUclips Just went crazy
Yea
shut the up
@@w7u It's a bot bro
@@white_mochi ik
Thank you for informing me about these Teethormimorimomiumdolomaninus for my Dentridand Dental Kit! Ordered Right now. Thank you so much! Didn't even know what was in my mouth!!
The Definition for teeth
Cracks me up lol 😂
“Teeth”
Teethormimorimomiumdolomanius
(Pulverise)
TEETH - What is it? One of the best videos Xploshi has made.
Hi just finished seeing my doctor and they had this video playing in the lobby, very unique video and just found you on RUclips! Thank you for the educational video!
9 out of 10 dentist: brush ur teeth
the remaining one:
I love how sometimes xploshi makes song about an alien from the year of 2008 threatning your family but then she makes a video about teeth
And bowls of tar
i love how broken glass is listed as a food item
I think this is going to leave a bad taste in my mouth 😂
Shush, dad
that emoji is irony right
From the bowl of tar
@@spencerthegarfieldfanboynothings wrong with laughter 😂
This is by far my new favorite Xploshi video.
just found out you can't eat blue foods literally cried so hard I threw up on the carpet
Thank you for uploading this, I now have a complete understanding of what Teethormimorimomiumdolomaninus are.
I love muchnning on BROKEN GLASS and BOWL OF TAR, and dont forget WYOMING
i also love to eat BROKEN GLASS it is the best meal! I don’t like WYOMING though. It makes my teeth gritty
Wyoming is a dangerous food, I prefer Washington DC
@@burgrz_tasty1237 mate you clearly never ate bowl of tar
@@burgrz_tasty1237 Ehh, Washington D.C. is a bit overrated. I prefer Alaska.
@@magicender8 Alaska is too minty for my taste. I prefer eating Georgia, both the state and country.
I have genuinely looked at a bowl of tar and thought “damn I wish I had a teeth to enjoy that delicacy”
This is unsettling, you're great. I get DHMIS vibes from this!
I love the implications that people didn’t have teeth until about 200 years ago and that you could eat the state of Wyoming.
Ah yes, fiberglass insulation, my favorite snack along side bowl of tar 😂
If anyone works in dental, i demand you put this on in the waiting room tv
Stop copyright striking people
They copyright claimed, not strike
@@polarisjoy569 Still counts as a strike
@@peccato no it doesn't, claim only takes the monetization of the video that violates the regulations. Strike can take down channels.
@@polarisjoy569 silly it counts as a strike
@@BadassBobY Its a strike, the video isn’t visible anymore
I love how the teeth were glued on terribly
0:09 - So you are telling me that prehistoric humans ate food while bleeding from the gums and didn't noticed it at all ? They are actually savage.
john wick as a species
Teeth were invented in 1874
People in 1873: 😶
Xploshi could probably make some seriously good analog horror with these videos. Great job as always!
4:00 British, am I right?
I hate it.
“Teeth, depriving from the word teethormimorimomiumdolomaninus”
Fucking incredible
"You must also take care to avoid dangerous foods, such as, potatoes, anything blue, wyoming..."
Me takin a fresh bite of wyoming: *oh shit-*
44
Why the heckingbloodyfunnybouncinggumballflavouredchickendejavu did nobody watch this????? This is my favorite of your work and youre are awesome
Oh man, that's some Omega Mart shit
Me: casually eating 27 bowls of tar with a side of fibreglass insulation
every other pleb in the room: eats Wyoming
the dentist: “what kind of PSA’s have we been broadcasting?!”
Imagine striking angel
Just because they have a fanbase doesn't mean they have privileges
@@polarisjoy569 true.
You mean... " "??
Imagine malding at someone who's in the right to defend his copyright rights
@@polarisjoy569 true people are simp for that angel. Lol theyre getting so fucking defensive.
Remove strike please!!!!
Ooh, I thought the incisors were for eating rocks, thanks for informing me that I actually eat broken glass with these
The fact this came out when I went to the dentist..
2:18 I will now refer to brushing as "grooming" my teeth.
Yo, whatchu gonna do soon?
Imma groom my teeth.
I’m sorry, wot.
(lol)
@@Sailor_Feesh I will no longer be referring to it that wah
@@TheAdvertisement :3
I would love a long version of the background music, please. :)
Remove strike on 😭😭
Instructions unclear, my teeth is red instead of green
Pros: you have indestructible teeth
Cons: you have bri’ish teeth now
This is the video. This is the one that finally made me subscribe after randomly watching the parody videos sporadically in the past. It's too good.
2:51 he fell asleep first😂
At least his teeth will have a cool color after this.
funny how i got a toothpaste ad before watching this
Hey hey hey remove the strike my sweet little boy!
NOW :(
I'm going to the dentist on Saturday and I was quite nervous about this procedure until I found this. I feel so comfortable now that I know what my dentist is going to do; thanks!
Fiber glass insulation has to be one of the best foods in my opinion. Great taste and can do wonders for your teeth, what's not to love? It's Delicious and nutritious! Can highly recommend it to anyone who aspires to have healthy teeth :)
Oh wow! What an educational video! The green on the teeth looks amazing!
Remove the strike, please
Why is this actually a somewhat good idea ignoring the glue part
Yeah the ultra painful process of removing the teeth is also a good idea
I love eating teeth and glass
“It is likely you have a few of your own”
*what do you mean “likely.” does that mean that there’s a chance that i could have no teeth for the rest of my life-*
This is what would happen if Omega Mart had a dental company.
Lmao true
I will eat Wyoming whenever I want and you can’t stop me.
Remove Yellowstone and its safe to eat
Not if I do it first
*Thanks Dr. Dantridand!*
Hey Angel addressed the copyright issue you guys were having, you should look into it, they accidentally removed the credit towards you but have since added it back.
b
Shutup
@@blockblaster313 lmao no
@@blockblaster313 shutup
"The pre-molars don't do anything useful and arn't worth talking about"
Remove strike
I love how the Denture Dan Dental Pull Pal has a smiley face, it’s a nice touch.
"Teeth were invented in 1874"
People in 1873: 😢 I'm a toothless baka
It's misinformation from the fake teeth cult 🤮🤮🤮
You just reminded me to brush my teeth, Thankyou!
1:14 Xploshi sister, what's going on with the broken glass part ?
you don't enjoy eating broken glass? 😋
@@purple6705 i have a diet 💅🏻 jkjk
@@purple6705 MARKER:don't even get me started...😫
This was information i didn't need or want. But now i can't live without it.