My favorite Blood in Blood Out quotes

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  • @matthewmeek4289
    @matthewmeek4289 6 лет назад +1448

    Life lesson: When you get out of prison dont move in with the guy who tried to rape you in prison first day

    • @StayAKTV
      @StayAKTV 4 года назад +13

      Matthew Meek 💯💯💯

    • @columbusohio72
      @columbusohio72 4 года назад +92

      Or a dude who answers the door in his drawers

    • @adamgordon3163
      @adamgordon3163 4 года назад +94

      "JUST A MINUTE YOUR MAJESTY!! "

    • @jessycajohnson9924
      @jessycajohnson9924 4 года назад +7

      Why not? They probably woulda have fallen in love with him lol

    • @aldocruz9181
      @aldocruz9181 4 года назад +16

      Miclo tenia que haberlo matado desde un principio y si no antes de asaltar el camion blindado, peco de confiado

  • @MachineGunFunk45
    @MachineGunFunk45 6 лет назад +4349

    BIG AL WAS THE KING OF ROASTING AT THE LUNCH LINE

    • @DNixon845
      @DNixon845 6 лет назад +210

      Something tells me, Big Al is somewhere in heaven now...where he also works on kitchen detail and has a male companion.

    • @stevedelossantos2293
      @stevedelossantos2293 6 лет назад +74

      Big Al wanted queer sex ,the gang could of provided ,unnecessary murder.

    • @kellyfoster7054
      @kellyfoster7054 6 лет назад +103

      Al was killed to early

    • @MrrrPiccckles
      @MrrrPiccckles 6 лет назад +54

      Steve: Not so Big Al and his gang were enemies with the Mexicans and Big Al disrespected the Mexicans one too many times. They had a shot to clip him and take over his rackets of course they wouldn't pass that up.

    • @samwong8556
      @samwong8556 6 лет назад +73

      Maybe you like to swap for that tender white meat 😆

  • @Eldildo2
    @Eldildo2 4 года назад +888

    " hey cindarella, go find yourself a fella " is my favorite

  • @princeali1786
    @princeali1786 3 года назад +495

    Big Al made me laugh so hard with his lines and facial expressions. He made his parts fun to watch !

    • @rogergargantua
      @rogergargantua 2 года назад +32

      LOL! Exactly.....that line "in yow dweeeeemmss, Pedro.....in yow dweemsss" cracks me up every time. Damn, this actor had so much fucking fun.

    • @princeali1786
      @princeali1786 2 года назад

      @@rogergargantua LOL….

    • @rbwood1978ify
      @rbwood1978ify 2 года назад +22

      The movie definitely wouldn’t have been the same without Big Al & Magic

    • @col_Guile
      @col_Guile 2 года назад +5

      07:36 😂😂😂

    • @danielnewton5867
      @danielnewton5867 2 года назад +15

      Big Al was funny! And now for my brown brother, sorry no tortilla.

  • @holden6104
    @holden6104 7 лет назад +1496

    In my first year of college my roommates had this movie on repeat. We quoted lines from it all day. I learned pretty quick that there's not a single situation in life for which a quote from this movie isn't dead on.

  • @carrcorp2
    @carrcorp2 5 лет назад +3066

    Every white Chicano was referred to as miklo thanks to this movie

    • @Jamezito
      @Jamezito 4 года назад +145

      Yep including me. Milkweed or miklo

    • @soyvagabundo4744
      @soyvagabundo4744 4 года назад +128

      One of my boys calles me miklo or milkweed cuz of this great movie, and im not even mexican im puertorican with white skin

    • @eduardoantonionaranjo7972
      @eduardoantonionaranjo7972 4 года назад +55

      You ain't lyin' homes to this day can't escape it

    • @archetypealch3my290
      @archetypealch3my290 4 года назад +50

      Yup call my little half white half Mexican cousin el little milkweed.

    • @joeshmo2577
      @joeshmo2577 4 года назад +12

      I thought it was wuerto

  • @Gilbertify1
    @Gilbertify1 8 лет назад +1161

    "I don't want his pork chop. I want his life"
    Wise words.

    • @CaptainNeverCappin187
      @CaptainNeverCappin187 5 лет назад +48

      But then takes his apple lol...

    • @ChickenMcThiccken
      @ChickenMcThiccken 5 лет назад +22

      i want his porkchop

    • @ijaripanju3408
      @ijaripanju3408 5 лет назад +17

      @@CaptainNeverCappin187 😆😆when he reached over for the green apple in that scene ( the first time I watched this movie ) I genuinely though he was gonna say "I want his apple" or " mansana "

    • @fieldchief
      @fieldchief 5 лет назад +2

      Could mean he wants to kill him and/or he wants his white privilege

    • @highthai7
      @highthai7 5 лет назад +20

      You think hes gonna say, "I dont want his pork chop, I want this apple."

  • @hermeticchonk371
    @hermeticchonk371 3 года назад +339

    "i brought you monkeys some coconuts!"
    lmfao even the look of intense insult on the stripper's face is priceless

  • @agentorange8530
    @agentorange8530 4 года назад +1416

    Damn, they need to remaster this movie for UHD 4k bluray

    • @derekaragon970
      @derekaragon970 4 года назад +44

      Agent Orange for what ? Do you have eye issues or something lol I have the dvd and it’s clear enough

    • @agentorange8530
      @agentorange8530 4 года назад +52

      @@derekaragon970 Nah not clear enough

    • @derekaragon970
      @derekaragon970 4 года назад +10

      Lol I can’t relate I got that 20/20 vision 👀

    • @androlibre9661
      @androlibre9661 4 года назад +92

      Its a sign of respect for the movie.....it deserved the 4k Blu ray special edition

    • @brianbadonde9251
      @brianbadonde9251 4 года назад +22

      @@agentorange8530 they should fix the audio before anything. The line delivery and the masking is wayyyy off

  • @luisherrerajr5056
    @luisherrerajr5056 8 лет назад +2589

    everything out of big al's and popeyes mouth is hilarious...

  • @i_bomb_atomikly9692
    @i_bomb_atomikly9692 4 года назад +908

    " Ah, my RIBS!!! " - Spider
    Also me, when I leave my ribs too long in the oven.

    • @fernbirdENT
      @fernbirdENT 4 года назад +5

      Hahaha😄

    • @frankmata1812
      @frankmata1812 4 года назад +23

      No,I thought you said I'm alright Spider.

    • @mankeymode100
      @mankeymode100 4 года назад +3

      @@frankmata1812 me and my brothers say that line to each other on the regular 🤣

    • @JALOPATRON
      @JALOPATRON 4 года назад +7

      @@frankmata1812 no spider you're not alright!

    • @frankmata1812
      @frankmata1812 4 года назад +2

      @@JALOPATRON 😁👍

  • @70gabino
    @70gabino 3 года назад +185

    One night, I was taking a cab to a bar when we saw that there were police all around (a fight had broken out).
    The cab driver drives by and yells out, "We lost the lab and Clavo's money!"
    I about died laughing and so did he when he realized that I knew that quote!
    This fucking movie, man.

  • @chileno189
    @chileno189 8 лет назад +2407

    This is one of the funniest unintentional comedies ever!

    • @herambeg7545
      @herambeg7545 8 лет назад +115

      "get down James Brown!"

    • @Gilbertify1
      @Gilbertify1 8 лет назад +96

      YEPA YEPA YEPA

    • @cristiangonzalez-qs2vt
      @cristiangonzalez-qs2vt 8 лет назад +32

      Brian Saez all this time i thought it was a comedy

    • @cameleyez
      @cameleyez 7 лет назад +18

      Brian Saez "you ordered me to destroy this mold." Always cracks me up. I know this flick front to back.

    • @KJVII
      @KJVII 7 лет назад +2

      Brian Saez agreed

  • @mangosauce8720
    @mangosauce8720 4 года назад +716

    "Your momma was a freebie" always gets me

  • @moneyteam5653
    @moneyteam5653 7 лет назад +786

    GIMME SOME CHONCHON!

    • @penagon24
      @penagon24 5 лет назад +48

      I said that to my friends brother in law and we busted out in laughter. No one else in the room knew what we were laughing at.

    • @rickyp.martin3209
      @rickyp.martin3209 5 лет назад +24

      We used to say it in highschool to everyone we knew. It was hilarious like an inside joke.

    • @intergalactic242
      @intergalactic242 5 лет назад +42

      My girl use to get me with that at the end of the night, be good or you ain't getting any chonchon tonight! Lmao, and she white, that's the crazy part

    • @saaam6046
      @saaam6046 5 лет назад +2

      I fucking screamed

    • @absurdedward
      @absurdedward 5 лет назад +2

      Got me dying for the chon chon

  • @shaxdowblah3373
    @shaxdowblah3373 Год назад +113

    "Please be courteous to the help we've run out."😂😂

  • @frankierivers7605
    @frankierivers7605 4 года назад +1640

    "Now for my brown brothers sorry no tortilla" lmaoooo us mexicans love our tortillas

    • @Just_Me187
      @Just_Me187 4 года назад +48

      I love me some tortillas as well. My wife gets mad I put everything in them.

    • @losgarcia5648
      @losgarcia5648 4 года назад +42

      They go good with everything and fill you up.

    • @kevinandrade1422
      @kevinandrade1422 4 года назад +18

      Ahuevo ese

    • @mrfedy4038
      @mrfedy4038 4 года назад +49

      That’s right babycakes

    • @anthonythompsonsr7681
      @anthonythompsonsr7681 4 года назад +8

      @@mrfedy4038 lol

  • @frankrizzo4879
    @frankrizzo4879 4 года назад +547

    Favorite quote "I don't want his pork chop... i want his life"

    • @frankmata1812
      @frankmata1812 4 года назад +10

      So when Montana said he wants his life.Did he mean he wanted to be in Al's shoes?

    • @frankrizzo4879
      @frankrizzo4879 4 года назад +6

      @@frankmata1812 no, he wants him dead

    • @mankeymode100
      @mankeymode100 4 года назад +19

      I don't want his pork chop , I want his apple 🍎

    • @lauraluffman6177
      @lauraluffman6177 4 года назад +3

      @@frankmata1812 no I think he meant he wanted him dead

    • @jamesmartin7323
      @jamesmartin7323 4 года назад +2

      Respect you got to be willing to die for it

  • @Acer-dh6qm
    @Acer-dh6qm 3 года назад +214

    When you’ve seen this movie a million times, this is the best way to watch it

  • @8tiveeye
    @8tiveeye 3 года назад +44

    The entire movie has some of the best quotes in film history. Still one of my fav movies ever

  • @Capecrusader79
    @Capecrusader79 4 года назад +1141

    “Tell him to suck his pipi.” One of the greatest lines in cinematic history.

    • @mankeymode100
      @mankeymode100 4 года назад +56

      Facts 💯 I use that line like once a month 🤣

    • @punisher8632
      @punisher8632 4 года назад +24

      Ha ha Simon

    • @carlosdomenech1122
      @carlosdomenech1122 4 года назад +19

      Should have it's own star in hollywood..que no!

    • @trevorbertin3065
      @trevorbertin3065 4 года назад +3

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @TheIslandstyle11
      @TheIslandstyle11 4 года назад +1

      For real😂😂

  • @Kris_Harp
    @Kris_Harp 6 лет назад +356

    How can you leave out "Know what I mean, jellybean?" Easily the best line in the whole movie.

    • @Kobe_Jay_Kenobii
      @Kobe_Jay_Kenobii 2 года назад +3

      That's my favorite one!!

    • @gagekoval3984
      @gagekoval3984 2 года назад +9

      My mom used to say this all the time growing up so to see it used in that situation was awesome lol if she got it from this movie she just got a lot cooler 😂

    • @JJSeattle
      @JJSeattle Год назад +4

      I knows what chew mean jellybean.

    • @gilbertvazquez1544
      @gilbertvazquez1544 Год назад +4

      “Ima put you on the pots and pans….with the N…….

    • @ClashWorld1
      @ClashWorld1 Год назад +1

      ​@@gilbertvazquez1544😂😂

  • @tomlamiam
    @tomlamiam 4 года назад +405

    they dont make movies like this anymore. dope af

    • @vanmeisner9613
      @vanmeisner9613 3 года назад +7

      Omg this is trash. Especially now looking back. So corny. Mexicans don’t talk like this lol

    • @palmtrees2420
      @palmtrees2420 3 года назад +10

      @@vanmeisner9613 cholos used to talk like that back in the day lol but not anymore

    • @vanmeisner9613
      @vanmeisner9613 3 года назад +1

      @@palmtrees2420 😂

    • @mckinleymac3452
      @mckinleymac3452 3 года назад +2

      @@vanmeisner9613
      Exactly. It's ridiculous how they made them act like Retards

    • @ElectricLarry__
      @ElectricLarry__ 3 года назад +2

      @@mckinleymac3452 Lol but it was funny tho.

  • @hkincade76
    @hkincade76 2 года назад +71

    5:30 🤣🤣 He petted the pork chop with the tongs
    Classic

    • @SBJoanna
      @SBJoanna Год назад +9

      I always thought it was hilarious, too!!! But, no one else laughed at it

    • @BamBam-sw5qu
      @BamBam-sw5qu 6 месяцев назад +5

      😂😂😂😂😂 may you live forever

    • @70gabino
      @70gabino 4 месяца назад

      That was sublimely sexual haha

    • @thatpart
      @thatpart 22 дня назад +1

      😂 I thought I was the only one who caught that.

    • @ramza675
      @ramza675 День назад

      Gets me every time

  • @soulassassin0g
    @soulassassin0g 4 года назад +1344

    I like how Popeye's voice sounds like it's dubbed.

    • @medusah6239
      @medusah6239 4 года назад +98

      In the jail most of everyone’s voices were voice overs

    • @machoperez6467
      @machoperez6467 4 года назад +67

      Lmmfao Papa was a booty bandit

    • @jtmullins7672
      @jtmullins7672 4 года назад +162

      It actually is sorta dubbed. They couldn’t pick up his voice in the cafeteria with the mic without it being in the shot so they recorded it later and layered it over the original scene. It’s fucking hilarious

    • @machoperez6467
      @machoperez6467 4 года назад +3

      @@jtmullins7672 LoL it called a mess Hall

    • @arthurmorris1813
      @arthurmorris1813 4 года назад +99

      JT Mullins “SUAVE, AL.” That shit came out of nowhere the first time I saw it as a kid 😂

  • @chinoface6155
    @chinoface6155 4 года назад +273

    "Get rid of the weapons"
    "But this is your papi's shoutgun"
    "THROW IT OUT THE PINCHE WINDOW"

    • @dickkulik791
      @dickkulik791 4 года назад +12

      Ernie from George Lopez show lol

    • @cereal4u
      @cereal4u 3 года назад +2

      YOUR GONNA KILL US PACO!!!

  • @PrincessNadira80
    @PrincessNadira80 6 лет назад +264

    Tuco Salamanca's impression of John Wayne gets me all the time. LOL

    • @ChuAlready
      @ChuAlready 5 лет назад +3

      PrincessNadira80 Lol

    • @kevinwilt3918
      @kevinwilt3918 4 месяца назад +3

      It's TIGHT TIGHT TIGHT TIGHT!

  • @marlynrivera11
    @marlynrivera11 3 года назад +55

    “In your dreams pay-dro, in your dreams”

  • @krusher70
    @krusher70 5 лет назад +272

    "Flirt on your own time,albert...oooohh shes jealous!" LOL

  • @psychobillynumbnuts1
    @psychobillynumbnuts1 6 лет назад +167

    Just notice Paco's cop partner is Biff from Back to the Future

  • @MrKoridozful
    @MrKoridozful 2 года назад +38

    Actor Enrique Castillo plays the character "Montana Segura" based on Mexican Mafia leader Rodolfo Alvarado Cadena (1943-1972) Actor Damian Chapa plays the character "Miklo Velka" based on Joseph "Pegleg" Morgan (1929-1993) who was the first non-Hispanic member of the Mexican Mafia. He was nicknamed "Pegleg" by the authorities due to his prosthetic leg.

  • @pinoi78
    @pinoi78 8 лет назад +1240

    This movie is HIGHLY quotable...and I'm not even Mexican.

    • @yeahbee8237
      @yeahbee8237 7 лет назад +84

      3 years of french in Jr high, 2 years of russian in HS and I still speak more spanish due to this movie

    • @Signal_light_instructor
      @Signal_light_instructor 7 лет назад +2

      Yeah Bee lol!

    • @crazygamers9105
      @crazygamers9105 7 лет назад +33

      im mexican, i dont even know about this movie, i just came for the meme of life is a risk carnal

    • @ks-zc1jh
      @ks-zc1jh 7 лет назад +10

      Yeah Bee Russian is tricky as hell. Haha. Granted I didn't stick with it, but not having many Russians running around my town made it even harder. Spanish is as common as English here, so that was certainly an asset. My Spanish still sucks, but I can communicate enough with folks who know a little English.

    • @cristiangonzalez-qs2vt
      @cristiangonzalez-qs2vt 7 лет назад +6

      Welcome to the barrio

  • @deebojones2777
    @deebojones2777 4 года назад +259

    Brings back memories. In 93 I was a freshman in HS and worked at a movie theater in the Bay Area. Our theater had this movie and Menace II Society playing at the same time. The crowd was always lit and there would be a fight in the lobby once in a while. Both movies are great!

    • @lonelylosersclub8453
      @lonelylosersclub8453 3 года назад +6

      Where in the bay?

    • @deebojones2777
      @deebojones2777 3 года назад +10

      @@lonelylosersclub8453
      Dublin. The East Bay

    • @deeznuts3935
      @deeznuts3935 3 года назад +2

      @@deebojones2777 I max theater

    • @deebojones2777
      @deebojones2777 3 года назад +8

      @@deeznuts3935
      No, it was called the Dublin Cinema. It was an old school theater on Dublin Blvd that has been torn down. A huge fishing and hunting store is now where it used to stand. It was so fun working at that theater, so many memories!
      However, I do know of the IMAX theater you’re talking about. Been there many times.

    • @joseesparza7488
      @joseesparza7488 3 года назад +9

      You lived it bro! You lived it…

  • @panamablack9671
    @panamablack9671 6 лет назад +527

    No pinto beans for you...Nothing but Texas barbecue☹😂😂

  • @selfishstockton6123
    @selfishstockton6123 Год назад +20

    My favorite quote for sheer randomness “I don’t want his porkchop. I want his life.”

  • @luisnajera7676
    @luisnajera7676 4 года назад +490

    When you expect nothing
    And get everything
    That’s Destiny.

  • @frankiesolis3092
    @frankiesolis3092 5 лет назад +390

    They missed “You know what I mean Jelly Bean?”

    • @dlong7146
      @dlong7146 4 года назад +2

      Don't forget, after a while crocodile.

    • @mankeymode100
      @mankeymode100 4 года назад +1

      🤣

    • @angell3kk573
      @angell3kk573 4 года назад +4

      " i got a lil game , its called stick and cut "

    • @InVinoVeratas
      @InVinoVeratas 3 года назад +3

      @@angell3kk573 no it’s _“I Know a tune, that’s gonna _*_CUT!_*_ and _*_STICK!”_* as he proceeds to stab Spider

    • @franciscosandoval7008
      @franciscosandoval7008 3 года назад

      @@InVinoVeratas tres puntos

  • @brtecson
    @brtecson 4 года назад +492

    "That wouldn't happen if you were up here with daddy" I said that line to every woman I've dated when they're having a bad day LOL

  • @lilianamartinez1272
    @lilianamartinez1272 Год назад +3

    My favorite movie of all time. I have watched it over 300 times, maybe even more. It's in my blood. I was eleven when I first watched it, now 41 and still watching. Thank you for your video, It was a good fix.

  • @alextrevino7304
    @alextrevino7304 3 года назад +93

    “You bet cash, you lose cash, you pay cash” - Big Al
    I feel like he had some of the best lines in entire movie.

    • @weswesyall2827
      @weswesyall2827 3 года назад +15

      Pimpmobile…!!!

    • @Marc-n5e
      @Marc-n5e 4 месяца назад

      He ate.

    • @Marc-n5e
      @Marc-n5e 4 месяца назад

      ​​@@weswesyall2827"Hey, pimpin' don't belong in La Onda. Its low class. We're better than that"

  • @AlwonDomz
    @AlwonDomz 4 года назад +522

    I hate that this movie ended on such a sequel worthy cliff hanger

    • @ChaoticBean794
      @ChaoticBean794 4 года назад +18

      There's vatos locos produced by micklo 😅

    • @patfenis7325
      @patfenis7325 4 года назад +50

      @@ChaoticBean794 that movie was hot butt cheeks in July

    • @centralcoastcinema7693
      @centralcoastcinema7693 4 года назад +38

      There is a sequel. We are producing it... Same tone, same dialogue, different characters, different time. All based on a true story...

    • @mrswolls
      @mrswolls 4 года назад

      @@centralcoastcinema7693 what will it be called

    • @masterthotslayer9601
      @masterthotslayer9601 4 года назад

      Asgeir R shit was trash son

  • @littletraveller5428
    @littletraveller5428 4 года назад +144

    This is a classic film you can rewatch on a regular

    • @protohass
      @protohass 4 года назад +4

      That and goodfellas

    • @josemoralesjimenez4730
      @josemoralesjimenez4730 4 года назад

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    • @LYepa
      @LYepa 4 года назад +2

      Yes, I've seen it a thousand times. Still don't get old.👍

    • @dragonordie
      @dragonordie 3 года назад +1

      So very true

    • @alpha3006
      @alpha3006 3 года назад +1

      @@protohass Scarface and casino too, now go home and get your shinebox

  • @meteor2012able
    @meteor2012able 3 года назад +144

    As a an 88 yo Chicano who grew up in Los Angeles barrios, I am very familiar with ELA circa the 1960-80s. The movie has a main story theme glued together with subplots. So, the actors' spoken "elements" have to fit the intended story and substories. This movie's actors "speaking and mannerisms" was about as authentic and "Brilliant" as you can get! Take it to the bank, this is what "Chicanos" from the era spoke and behaved like.
    The racial / ethnic conflicts between Blacks and Chicanos back then was real and still in effect to this day.
    Overall, the movie is 1000% as authentic as you can get for a movie....Take this to the bank!
    I retired from 20 years prison mental health services in a Southwest State.

    • @danielnewton5867
      @danielnewton5867 2 года назад +4

      What’s La Honda? Something you just don’t talk about. Hahaha

    • @jazzyjaz9108
      @jazzyjaz9108 2 года назад +12

      @@danielnewton5867 la Honda is a car

    • @mug281
      @mug281 2 года назад +16

      Why is there a trend of people pretending to be very old on RUclips? You clearly aren’t 88. You aren’t even selling it well.

    • @brandonramos7295
      @brandonramos7295 Год назад +10

      Damn 88. They let you use the internet in your nursing home ese

    • @melgoy2094
      @melgoy2094 Год назад +3

      Yup, one of my fav movies. Grew up in LA in the 60s and 70s. Cruised Whittier Blvd. mid 70s and left at 17 for the military. This is exactly as close as you can come. Popeye was a bit over exaggerated and not my fav character in the movie. Trust me back then a 13 year old was a man. 1st friend was shot and killed in 1973 going into high school many more followed. Only way out was the military or move away. Most joined the Navy or Marines so they could be close to home.

  • @mgloco88
    @mgloco88 4 года назад +278

    you forgot, "For cheap times, for cheap times."

  • @johntrujillo1809
    @johntrujillo1809 7 лет назад +621

    I drop a blood In blood out line 3x a day everyday of my life and probably will for as long as I live.

  • @jessenunez7205
    @jessenunez7205 4 года назад +348

    Anytime I gotta go to the hospital I always say “I don’t wanna go to the hospital people die there!”

    • @machoperez6467
      @machoperez6467 4 года назад +6

      That's me all fucking day I hate hospital I remember I got stabbed and didn't wanna go but my sister in-law took care of me tho plus my brother has a lot military so basically my family made sure I was good lol I couldn't go if wanted to anyway I was on parol and way past my curfew

    • @LxTxSURGE
      @LxTxSURGE 4 года назад +1

      Lmaoo

    • @BlackkAirForce1s
      @BlackkAirForce1s 4 года назад +1

      @@machoperez6467 lmao nigga you wild. Cool story though 😆

    • @machoperez6467
      @machoperez6467 4 года назад +1

      @@BlackkAirForce1s gotta stay out of that grey bar hotel LMAO 😂 😂

    • @mankeymode100
      @mankeymode100 4 года назад +1

      Facts 💯🤣

  • @aaronsoto4622
    @aaronsoto4622 2 года назад +47

    Literally, every sentence word in this movie is absolutely pure gold. Lol

    • @Marc-n5e
      @Marc-n5e 4 месяца назад

      Should have been nominated for "best screenplay" at least. 😂

  • @salm6331
    @salm6331 6 лет назад +277

    You missed the "theres a ray of sunshine down in all that darkness down there, come on up here sweetness" quote

    • @NeimanMarcus101
      @NeimanMarcus101 4 года назад +11

      I’m black and I thought that was the funniest shit Lmfaoo

    • @patfenis7325
      @patfenis7325 4 года назад +3

      He was the king of roasting the lunch line. LMAO. "In your dreams Pedro, in your dreams" 😭😭😭

    • @valarie22
      @valarie22 4 года назад +2

      @@patfenis7325 loooooooooool sorry no tortilla 😂

    • @freaknastycreep2737
      @freaknastycreep2737 4 года назад +3

      When i visit the homies that are all Mexican and you have that one white homie there to I say there's a little ray of sunshine in all that darkness when I see them as a joke 😂

  • @boombapdoom493
    @boombapdoom493 5 лет назад +375

    "Cocaine is a America's cup of coffee"☕

    • @jessycajohnson9924
      @jessycajohnson9924 4 года назад +5

      My favorite quote of all movie yup yup

    • @terrelada6308
      @terrelada6308 4 года назад +4

      That waz Carlos!!

    • @mexozul
      @mexozul 4 года назад +6

      Órale que no

    • @drewgrows7765
      @drewgrows7765 4 года назад +1

      Would be nice to wake up with a cup every morning

    • @leviagcalon3821
      @leviagcalon3821 4 года назад +2

      Cuuup of... Coffee with the crazy looking eyes 😂

  • @jesselenix
    @jesselenix 3 года назад +269

    The “SUAVE AL” always gets me lmfao

    • @robertestrada5987
      @robertestrada5987 3 года назад +13

      Sorry no Tortillaaaaahh!😂

    • @bryanfrye8770
      @bryanfrye8770 3 года назад +15

      Always gets me too. It's so loud and phoned in like someone else says it over dub 😂

    • @TruRespX
      @TruRespX 3 года назад +2

      I never understood why the voice sounded overdubs, or he lost all Chicano accent. Did he do it on purpose?

    • @robertestrada5987
      @robertestrada5987 3 года назад +1

      @@TruRespX I just think it’s super funny

    • @pigeonman1134
      @pigeonman1134 3 года назад +5

      @@TruRespX the audio probably was so shitty during the shot that they had him do over dubs in a room during post production

  • @sardonicus76
    @sardonicus76 Год назад +8

    This movie made me want to become a realtor just so that I could open my own office and call it “Orale, Homes”.

  • @Transit_my-way
    @Transit_my-way 7 лет назад +269

    this movie and American Me are classics... plus both scared the shit out of me to not commit any crime as a kid lol.

    • @dtigert233
      @dtigert233 5 лет назад +9

      Except American Me broke a few rules and got a few people killed for it

    • @phillipdaugherty1486
      @phillipdaugherty1486 5 лет назад

      Same

    • @hesher866
      @hesher866 5 лет назад +12

      Blood in blood out is better imo

    • @SEXYMAN71778
      @SEXYMAN71778 4 года назад +3

      To me they the same movie

    • @mrb.2497
      @mrb.2497 4 года назад +5

      Both are loosely based on the formation of the Mexican Mafia.

  • @rac50172015
    @rac50172015 8 лет назад +188

    Great film, sad gritty reality for young chicano youths in America.

    • @stefanx8344
      @stefanx8344 7 лет назад

      lol the man

    • @Valenzdm25
      @Valenzdm25 6 лет назад

      The Man you ain’t lying.

    • @trevordelarosa3599
      @trevordelarosa3599 6 лет назад +18

      Only if they choose that kind of life

    • @alexfire9269
      @alexfire9269 6 лет назад

      The man. More like the gay hating man.am right folkes😁

    • @alexfire9269
      @alexfire9269 6 лет назад

      Deiego Valenzuela.kiss ass much buddy.

  • @Cris5598
    @Cris5598 4 года назад +199

    “In your dreams pedrow, in your dreams “...

  • @Akumaa2000
    @Akumaa2000 7 месяцев назад +6

    “Wait a minute, there’s a ray of sunshine in all that darkness down there….come up here sweetness”……..that line from Al is hilarious. 😂😂😂😂

  • @edr567
    @edr567 8 лет назад +139

    LIFES A RISK CARNAL

  • @JuanRamirez-gu7dh
    @JuanRamirez-gu7dh 5 лет назад +134

    A whole 3 hours played in 10 minutes lol

  • @marseno2147
    @marseno2147 4 года назад +87

    Big Al and Popeye should have their own tv show & movie franchise. They are funny as hell, pure comedy gold

  • @DJObiSmalls
    @DJObiSmalls Год назад

    1:37 what is the name of that song? Sampled by 2pac for "Wonder Why They Call U"

  • @cristiangonzalez-qs2vt
    @cristiangonzalez-qs2vt 8 лет назад +504

    sorry no tortillas

    • @hambino28
      @hambino28 7 лет назад +24

      cristian gonzalez I say that shit every time my brothers family has me over for dinner and ask me to bring tortillas

    • @dougiesanchez5851
      @dougiesanchez5851 6 лет назад +5

      Tortillas con sal tortillas con sal

    • @thatyounginjosh4531
      @thatyounginjosh4531 6 лет назад +6

      Bro as i read this the lunch guy said sorry no tortillas llmaoo

    • @estebansanchez5942
      @estebansanchez5942 5 лет назад +1

      2019 sorry no tortilliassss

    • @jeso317
      @jeso317 5 лет назад +1

      I read that quote in his voice😂🤣🤣

  • @mewtoo007
    @mewtoo007 3 года назад +85

    Popeye was so weird and funny. From wanting Chon-Chon to helping (I forget his name), and Al was straight hillarious.

  • @baltazarfregosojr6789
    @baltazarfregosojr6789 8 лет назад +428

    you left out "I see a ray of sunshine down there behind all that darkness"

  • @makebreadangel
    @makebreadangel 2 года назад +14

    while incarcerated i would play this movie in my head from beginning to end the whole time. i knew every quote and said it in there voices too for 3 hours i felt at home.

    • @lukebukem4777
      @lukebukem4777 Год назад

      yeah. its funny how when its a movie about jail suddenly everyones been to jail. When its a movie about drugs suddenly everyone has done drugs.
      not calling you a liar just saying SOME of the people claiming that have to be lieing

  • @LL-cuh
    @LL-cuh 3 года назад +201

    "Cocaine is America's cup of coffee"
    Well, now it's ALL the world's coffee.

    • @palmtrees2420
      @palmtrees2420 3 года назад +5

      Nowadays meth is America's cup of coffee lol

    • @sanchezs7614
      @sanchezs7614 3 года назад +1

      @@palmtrees2420 Yes

    • @mckinleymac3452
      @mckinleymac3452 3 года назад +1

      @@sanchezs7614
      And prescription opiates

    • @mikereyes7050
      @mikereyes7050 3 года назад

      WAS the quote ...... now it's fucken meth and all she takes , even your coffees

    • @ElectricLarry__
      @ElectricLarry__ 3 года назад

      It's stupid trash quotes like that makes me say....."build the wall, Trump 2024'
      😁🇺🇸

  • @rachaelhernandezjimenez6735
    @rachaelhernandezjimenez6735 7 лет назад +289

    "It's baby powder baboso " 😂

  • @angellehder9606
    @angellehder9606 5 лет назад +863

    This my favorite movie and I’m not even Mexican lmao I’m black

  • @albertol9654
    @albertol9654 3 года назад +40

    "Cuidado con el chorizo" was the best quote of all time 🤣😂

  • @RealMACGamer
    @RealMACGamer 3 года назад +60

    This is practically the whole movie... I love it

  • @kingjr1uzfe387
    @kingjr1uzfe387 4 года назад +109

    The way he taps the porkchop with the tongs lmfao

  • @ryukdluffy
    @ryukdluffy 8 лет назад +395

    in your dreams pedro, in your dreams hahaha

  • @bigdaddytrips6197
    @bigdaddytrips6197 2 года назад +9

    6:49 I'm starting you on pots and pans , with ngers 😂

  • @ScorpioSilver1111
    @ScorpioSilver1111 4 года назад +57

    “That pinche loan sharks gonna shit!!” 😂🤣

  • @delpotroable
    @delpotroable 4 года назад +37

    "Hey Cindarella go find yoself a fella, yo on the clock bitch!!! And midnight is coming" legendary

  • @jg5488
    @jg5488 7 лет назад +35

    0:20 you all bad as a Mexican but mom always will beat yo ass. Always listen to mom and obey her

  • @henrikpersson-s4o
    @henrikpersson-s4o 5 месяцев назад +3

    One of the greatest movies of all time, and some of the greatest soundrack of all times. I have seen this movie maybe 100 times, and iam neither hispanic or american.

    • @Marc-n5e
      @Marc-n5e 4 месяца назад

      What county are you from if you don't mind me asking? I watched the movie on VHS and DVD at least 100 times. 😂

  • @johnnycarrera3660
    @johnnycarrera3660 4 года назад +42

    The whole movie is “quotable” I love this flick!

  • @zenmar2415
    @zenmar2415 4 года назад +198

    Popeye and Big Al should be in a battle rap.

    • @fernbirdENT
      @fernbirdENT 4 года назад +15

      They need their own series on netflix

    • @rc121crx
      @rc121crx 4 года назад +2

      lmao

    • @tovemaersk
      @tovemaersk 3 года назад

      Epic Rap Battles you're on notice.

    • @smoothshot8925
      @smoothshot8925 3 года назад

      😂🤣😆

  • @georgenico8257
    @georgenico8257 4 года назад +115

    my blue eyes turned brown after watching this movie

  • @deathmetal7624
    @deathmetal7624 3 года назад +10

    The point really hits home. we have choices in life. Some of us made some.pretty crummy choices. Some of us choose to rise above it and some of us refuse to change....the acting was pretty bad but the point is powerful.

    • @planetkori
      @planetkori 6 месяцев назад

      Acting was horrendous but the big picture don't do the crime if you can't do the time

  • @HAILProphecy___
    @HAILProphecy___ 4 года назад +531

    Me and my friends always quote this movie, and we're Native American 😂

    • @albertgarcia2309
      @albertgarcia2309 4 года назад +98

      Mexicans are native

    • @haroldwills1910
      @haroldwills1910 4 года назад +9

      Same here. Just love this movie.

    • @nick624179
      @nick624179 4 года назад +25

      I'm Russian and it's funny to quote it

    • @frankfencepost13
      @frankfencepost13 4 года назад +44

      We are one family natives and Mexicans at one time we was one people many different nations

    • @fridasophia5356
      @fridasophia5356 4 года назад +8

      You're forgetting the part where the vikings came and fucked all the native girls then gave y'all the superior viking genes.

  • @sergiocarvajalmercado6115
    @sergiocarvajalmercado6115 4 года назад +70

    The whole movie it’s a giant quote. Gimme some chonchon my favorite. I love how chicanos use to talk, only some older guys talk this way now. 😞

  • @kouvue9272
    @kouvue9272 8 лет назад +261

    this the whole movie lol

  • @jenniturtleburger3708
    @jenniturtleburger3708 Год назад +3

    Such great writing in this. And the slight changes but similarities to the gang history and the name changes were fantastic.

  • @themovingpickallowscurryto6417
    @themovingpickallowscurryto6417 7 лет назад +167

    That Ernie? Off George Lopez?!!

  • @grdybstrd247
    @grdybstrd247 3 года назад +37

    Such a good movie, the part where the mother says, "who are you fighting and chewy says TRES PUNTOS!

  • @daniellujan2552
    @daniellujan2552 4 года назад +52

    Honestly you could use every quote in this movie for everything you do in life it’s amazing!! There’s a quote in this movie for any situation!!

    • @TruRespX
      @TruRespX 3 года назад +2

      Me and the crew do q
      Reference and quote this movie everyday at work...

    • @daniellujan2552
      @daniellujan2552 3 года назад

      “Si mon que si” Especially at work lol

  • @187mrsmith
    @187mrsmith Год назад +5

    Flirt on your own time Albert is something u hope 2 never here in jail!

    • @Marc-n5e
      @Marc-n5e 4 месяца назад

      Bro calls "Big Al" by his full name. 😂

  • @toastybung1376
    @toastybung1376 5 лет назад +39

    “You better watch yo back cuz im gonna ride you!” Always make me crack up.

  • @IamJacksColon4
    @IamJacksColon4 8 лет назад +450

    i hate the fact that popeye never got wiped out.

    • @VredesStall
      @VredesStall 8 лет назад +72

      Never liked him either.
      Dude was a fkn pig!!

    • @jandcstarz
      @jandcstarz  6 лет назад +30

      +lefthookricky nice reference to Speed

    • @MobHeataEnt
      @MobHeataEnt 6 лет назад +26

      He was a snitch and a hater.

    • @stevedelossantos2293
      @stevedelossantos2293 6 лет назад +2

      I meet two actors from the film.There not like this in real life .

    • @swerks197
      @swerks197 6 лет назад

      lefthookricky lmfao what

  • @peteranderson7760
    @peteranderson7760 4 года назад +87

    “Yo mama is a freebie” 😂😂

  • @camq-py7bs
    @camq-py7bs 2 года назад +6

    “Life’s a risk carnal” is one of the greatest quotes of all time.

    • @magnusgranskau7487
      @magnusgranskau7487 Год назад

      "Pero cuitado con el chorizo" is up there with it

    • @Marc-n5e
      @Marc-n5e 4 месяца назад

      ​@@magnusgranskau7487that young chola was hot. Then she sucks on that sherm stick. 💘

  • @andres2_impress
    @andres2_impress 8 лет назад +65

    "I'm a lover not a fighter"
    "I'm breaking hearts and faces"

  • @DanielReyes-zu8em
    @DanielReyes-zu8em 5 лет назад +31

    There has GOT to be an epic blooper reel somewhere of this movie.. All these one liners; they must've been cracking up at times!!

  • @justmek1923
    @justmek1923 5 лет назад +27

    His blue eyes just light right up when he get mad lmao

    • @fernbirdENT
      @fernbirdENT 4 года назад

      Hahaha i that samuel l jackson that says that

  • @websmash9527
    @websmash9527 Год назад +1

    This is one of the very best movies out there I think iv seen it over 10 time's and still watch today.

  • @melvinatkins998
    @melvinatkins998 8 лет назад +92

    Big Al has the best quotes in this movie....

    • @truthseeker.3
      @truthseeker.3 7 лет назад +5

      Melvin Atkins, and hilarious delivery of those lines too

    • @ericortega7342
      @ericortega7342 6 лет назад +3

      Melvin Atkins ,in your dreams Pedro in your dreams.

    • @gilbertperez1897
      @gilbertperez1897 6 лет назад +1

      Melvin Atkins “you wild lil bitch “

  • @akuma4u
    @akuma4u 7 лет назад +71

    2:44 "whats da matter spider you escared of me?" lol

  • @noahmijo
    @noahmijo 5 лет назад +114

    I love the country ese!! (They’re like 20 min outside the city)

    • @BC-wz7rq
      @BC-wz7rq 4 года назад +3

      Lmao

    • @Mrcoolguy-241
      @Mrcoolguy-241 4 года назад +10

      White picket fence and shit!

    • @emmanuelmayoral9779
      @emmanuelmayoral9779 4 года назад +6

      Honestly, it looked like Ascot Hills by Wilson High School. Which is very much in the city lol

    • @masterthotslayer9601
      @masterthotslayer9601 4 года назад +2

      Emmanuel Mayoral back then it was outskirts dingus

    • @ArtMusicandCulture
      @ArtMusicandCulture 4 года назад +1

      With pandemic 5min 🤣🤣🤣

  • @TheGreatForgetter
    @TheGreatForgetter 4 месяца назад +2

    “We got something better than a rabbits foot, homes. We have familia”

  • @igemineye6225
    @igemineye6225 6 лет назад +112

    Pacos Mom: Who are you fighting?
    Chuy: Tres Puntos
    Pacos Mom: You fighting youselfs pendejo.
    That part always gets me.

    • @lordreaper7569
      @lordreaper7569 4 года назад +12

      iGemineye lmao me and my cousin laughed at that part for years cuz of how intense chuy answered 😂

    • @louieralphie2957
      @louieralphie2957 4 года назад +2

      That shit belongs on a billboard!

    • @samo8565
      @samo8565 4 года назад +4

      @@lordreaper7569 chuy didn't give a fuck that shit was real

    • @aliasiskey4434
      @aliasiskey4434 4 года назад +1

      Chuy always had the worst acting as a gang member in every movie he played one

    • @Nextraker
      @Nextraker 4 года назад +1

      It’s CHUEY not chuy